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Kane is in the building, nigga...
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Now tell me how you love it
You know you at the top
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When only heaven's right above it,
we on
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'Cause we on
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Who else is really trying to fuck
with Hollywood Cole?
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I'm with Marley G, bro
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Flying Holly Grove chicks
to my Hollywood shows
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And I wanna tell you something
that you probably should know
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This that
Slumdog Millionaire Bollywood flow
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And...
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My real friends never hearing from me
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Fake friends write the wrong
answers on the mirror for me
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That's why I pick and choose
I don't get shit confused
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Don't like my women single
I like my chicks in twos
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And these days all the girls
is down to roll
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I hit the strip club
and all them bitches find the pole
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Plus, I been sippin'
So this shit is movin' kinda slow
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Just tell my girl to tell her friend
that it's time to go
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It's been a minute, big bro.
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I'm sorry
I didn't get down here sooner.
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Not that I didn't want to come,
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it's just that funerals and cemeteries
just aren't my thing.
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Yeah, but fuck it, we'd better get
used to it, huh? We're gettin' old.
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Well, I'm getting old.
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You know,
tomorrow is National Signing Day.
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I still remember when you declared.
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Dad was goin' crazy.
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And I was so proud of you.
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It's a real shame
it all had to end the way it did.
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Fuck the NCAA.
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Mr. Granville?
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Mr. Robert Granville, right?
How ya doin' today?
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Not bad. How 'bout yourself, son?
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Oh, fantastic. Can you
hold this for a second?
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You've been served.
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And here, have an Americano on me.
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All right, enjoy. I'm out.
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Today, you and I are
gonna take the fight to 'em.
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It's been a long time comin'.
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But as they say...
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Payback's a bitch.
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I'll catch you around, big bro.
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Fear the brow.
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I love AD.
He's a modern-day Bill Russell.
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You think
I should grow my unibrow back?
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What do you think? I had one.
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Like dude from Sesame Street?
Like Bert, right?
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- Yeah.
- But dressed like a pedophile.
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You know what?
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Jokes about sexual predation
aren't funny anymore.
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Maybe, you should
check out the news sometime.
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- My homies! How goes it?
- Hey...
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Sorry to keep you waiting.
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Nah, it's all good.
What's shakin', pal?
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Okay, I hope you guys haven't changed
your vibe about our pitch.
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I'm sorry to say we did.
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But out of respect,
I wanted to tell you in person.
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- I'm just fuckin' with y'all!
- Fuck! What?
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Why would you do that to me?
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Jokes are only funny when
you're delivering the punchlines, huh?
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- Eh...
- Funny motherfuckers,
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it's too early for the comedy.
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Why in the hell did y'all wake us up?
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The truth is, we loved
what you guys pulled together.
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And it gave us the idea
for something bigger.
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- Huge.
- I like big.
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Now, you're talkin' our language.
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Kyrie, KD, Serena, Cristiano Ronaldo,
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what we do is fuse the soul
with the sole.
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And nobody does it like us.
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Sweet Lou, grab 'em.
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What we wanna do is create
the shoe for your skatepunk kids.
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- Wow.
- These just got back from the lab.
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They're just a sample.
We're open to any ideas you guys have.
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Uh-huh.
- But that's just the half.
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Check this out.
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Look at this. Look at you!
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Mmm!
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Watch this.
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- Whoa!
- Okay.
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- That's pretty good!
- Yo! I see what you're doing.
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Yeah. You guys should definitely
keep the color, whatever you do.
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It's like a DMT trip,
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you know, when you're getting shot
down the boomerang pipe
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really fast, you're goin' really...
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I can tell by your faces, no.
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Sorry, guys. I'm so sorry.
This is the League office calling.
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Hi. Ms. Brewer. You sure you called
the right ASM partner?
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Well, Mr. Krutel, your partner isn't
responding to calls, texts, or emails,
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so, he left me no choice
but to bother you.
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Okay, well, it's no bother.
What can I help you with?
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I think it's the other way around.
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Okay, sure.
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What can you help me with?
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Well, I'm guessing from your comedic
one-liners that you don't know.
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- Know what?
- Spencer Strasmore filed a lawsuit
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against the NCAA this morning.
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Breathe in...
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Exhale.
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You're lookin'
pretty fluid there, big brother.
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I am fluid. Though I wish Rashard
were a 22-year-old Asian massage girl.
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- That would be better.
- I can make that happen. For a price.
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No, no, no. No Asian massage.
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You'll end up having a stroke
and staying an extra six months...
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- Well, fuck!
- Fuck what? Your kidney?
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No, the TV.
Rashard, turn it up, will ya?
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...is intrinsically corrupt.
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The NCAA has responded
by counter-suing Strasmore,
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claiming that intent to purchase
the rights for USC sports
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with the financial backing
of the Anderson brothers
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has breached
his fiduciary responsibilities.
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Fire up the jet! We're gonna
turn this deal into roadkill.
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And back over it, twice!
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Good morning, good morning,
Jerrets! What's up, baby?
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Y'all take a vow of silence,
or something?
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I'm gonna make myself a smoothie.
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Yeah, y'all need a smoothie?
Y'all want one?
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Yeah, sure.
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You know, I want a strawberry-banana,
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and you can mix some of
that shit right there into it.
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I feel like gettin'
nice and swole up today.
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- This here?
- Yeah.
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I don't know nothin' about this.
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"Ana..." I can't even say this shit.
What is this?
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Let me help you. It's Androstenedione.
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- Anabolic steroid.
- AKA a PED.
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What, you been hangin' with
Jonny Bones Jones lately?
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Stop the bullshit, Ricky.
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This isn't gonna be
a deny-till-you-die situation.
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Who found it?
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Oh, right, right.
Y'all are in this together.
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Like when they merc'ed bin Laden,
never know who the shooter is.
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- Bunch of fuckin' snoops.
- Nobody snoopin', Rick.
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I found it in the trash
when I was looking for my Invisalign.
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Which, by the way, is still...
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How about
I knock your fuckin' teeth out
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for bringing this shit in my house?
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- You won't need no Invisalign!
- Don't fuckin' deflect.
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Your boy's just trying
to look out for you.
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What is this, an intervention?
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You the morality police?
You're one to squawk, Dennis.
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I know what you had to do
to play in the '80s.
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And TTD, Mr. Opportunistic.
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And my girl!
You're supposed to have my back!
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Ride or die, remember?
My little Tupac!
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I know where you're from.
Remember that.
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- I mean, who are y'all?
- Your family.
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The only ones concerned
about your health.
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We ride with you,
but not without voicing our opinions.
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Well, you know what,
it sounds like y'all are judgin' me.
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We're not judgin' you,
but we are disappointed.
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Gonna tell your friend, Charles? Hmm?
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I mean,
he put his ass on the line for you.
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On a new job, at that.
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Look at you.
Always lookin' out just for yourself.
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Learned from the best, right?
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Look, you better stop worrying
about my bad habits.
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I'm old and stubborn.
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But you better start
lookin' at yourself.
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Now, you gonna tell your boy, Charles,
when you talk to him later?
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He's your friend, man.
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Nope. I ain't gonna say a damn thing,
and neither are y'all.
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Or this family, we're gonna be
up shit's creek for real.
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You know,
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it was a common practice
in Ancient Rome
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for the emperor to, uh...
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To allow a moment for the accused
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to renounce his beliefs
before going into battle.
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Confessions aren't my thing, Joe,
and I've never been afraid of a fight.
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You haven't been
thrown to lions, either.
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They're a lot more ferocious
than guys in three-point stances.
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Well, maybe I'm dumb,
but I have no fear.
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What you have is arrogance.
Don't be naive.
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People are not going to be happy
until you're torn to shreds!
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The NCAA and the NFL
are comin' after our asses!
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Yeah, that's right.
That's right. My ass, too.
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The NFL?
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Yeah! Yeah,
they sicced the dogs on us.
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- Who?
- Candace called
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and threatened to
revoke our registration.
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Don't care about any of it.
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Fucking delusional!
The way you rationalize shit!
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You took $250 million
from the brothers Anderson,
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and you partnered
with a 17-year-old boy
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on a regional sports network.
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Do you have any idea
how fucked up you are?
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I do.
And none of it's gonna affect you.
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Great. Thank you.
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Nothing more valuable
than a guarantee from a liar.
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Bring me Jerret's contract!
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Should've been waiting
on my desk already.
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Sorry, sir. Bringing it now.
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What's up, Rick?
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So, Greane,
let's get this thing goin' and signed,
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so, I can get back to doing
what I do best.
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Settle in. Ain't no rush.
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Slow down. Enjoy the moment, brother.
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I have to admit, I really didn't
want this to happen for a while.
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When that whole situation
with the Whites went down,
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I didn't know what to do.
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It's funny, though, the whole thing,
it just challenged my character,
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and I came out the other side
the better for it.
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How'd it challenge your character?
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Well, by forcing me
to choose a side, for one.
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Guess we know how that turned out.
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We sure do. Sittin' there,
right in front of you.
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Go ahead and sign up, baby.
Congratulations.
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You know, Chuck,
character is a crazy-ass thing.
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Don't know what it is,
but you know what it isn't.
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Mmm. Well said, Rick.
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Pour myself a drink, on that note.
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Sometimes, we don't recognize it
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- in ourselves till it's too late...
- Mmm.
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...and the damage has been done.
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You know, me myself, I'm of the mind
that it's never too late.
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I don't think
we should go there, Chuck.
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Hmm?
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Go where?
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Lay on you what I been cookin' up.
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Oh, shucks. I just had
a full plate of steak and eggs,
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so, whatever you cookin',
you can keep to yourself.
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- God is speaking to me right now.
- He ain't speakin' to me.
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Now don't lock the Lord out, bro.
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Ricky, is this gonna upset me?
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'Cause if it is,
just keep it to yourself.
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I been usin' PEDs.
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What'd I just say?
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What did I say?
I told you not to tell me!
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What is wrong with you, Ricky?
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What is this undying need you have
to fuck over the people who love you?
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Damn it! God damn!
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Let me tell you how this plays out
from here on forward.
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If you play great, we're winners.
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If you test dirty after, say,
the fifth game or something like that,
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I'm clippin' your punk ass.
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No conversation,
no apology, no bullshit,
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no, "Wait, Chuck, I need to talk,"
none of that.
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You never told me.
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- Hey! You understand?
- Yeah.
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You never told me. Ever!
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Now, sign the motherfuckin' deal,
you piece of shit.
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Glazed and Confused, on location,
coming to you live here,
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from sunny Southern California.
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Folks, I've gotten a lot of
big stories in my day,
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but really nothing compares
to what you're about to see.
246
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Some stories are local,
some are national,
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this one changes the world.
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With that, I'm welcoming
the one and only Spencer Strasmore
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on the day that he dropped
a massive lawsuit on the NCAA.
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00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,653
Yeah, sometimes,
the only way to affect change
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00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:17,312
is with a fight, Jay, you know that.
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Whether it's college athletes, college
athletics, or the world at large...
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00:14:20,902 --> 00:14:23,064
Are you for real?
You beg me to go for a run,
254
00:14:23,154 --> 00:14:24,757
and now, you got your face
buried in your phone?
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00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:26,818
...the modern era,
and that hasn't happened yet,
256
00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:28,428
and I, for one, am fuckin' sick of it.
257
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:29,866
This fuckin' guy.
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I ask him to do me a favor
for my friend, Jayda,
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00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:35,159
and in pure Spencer fashion,
he goes out and pimps her son instead.
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- Did you fuck her?
- Fuck who?
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You know who the fuck who.
Your friend Jayda.
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00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:41,295
No. I didn't fuck her. All right?
She's a friend from law school.
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What kind of whore do you think I am?
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I'm the one gettin' fucked.
265
00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:49,420
Now, I'm getting ready
to go old school, Curt Flood style,
266
00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:51,050
so, get ready for the revolution.
267
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:52,881
First and foremost, Jay...
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00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:55,763
Thinks he's fuckin' Billy Graham.
269
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Sweetheart! Balvenie, neat.
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00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:00,681
First of all, her name
isn't "sweetheart," it's Hannah.
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And secondly,
I just gave you a new kidney.
272
00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:05,106
I'd appreciate it
if you didn't abuse it.
273
00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:07,188
I don't care what her name is,
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the kidney you gave me
was far from new,
275
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:12,948
and now that it's in my custody,
I'll do with it as I please.
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...peace of mind
because, Spencer, with this,
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they are going to come at you hard.
278
00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:19,458
What the sports world
needs to understand is,
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whether it's Chapel Hill,
whether it's Lubbock,
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whether it's Stillwater,
or whether it's Tallahassee,
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there is a street and a stadium
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00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:29,593
that has been built on the back
of a kid who used to play there.
283
00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:34,140
Some of them went on to greatness,
but many more ended up anonymous.
284
00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:36,512
And the sad part is,
they weren't able to cash in
285
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,184
when they had something worth selling.
286
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:42,060
Coaches, professors, tennis players,
snotnose.com wannabes,
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they can all max out on their talents,
except football players.
288
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:49,230
And that ain't right.
289
00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:50,655
That's bullshit.
290
00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:52,949
Everybody deserves
to earn a few beans.
291
00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,571
Hell yeah, they do, paisan.
292
00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:56,278
It's time these kids gain control,
293
00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:58,864
because when they're done,
no one will know who they are.
294
00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:00,908
It really is
a tragedy of the unknown.
295
00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:03,415
Names, faces, people, families,
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00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:05,541
they've all given more
than they've gotten back.
297
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,418
This is starting
to sound personal for you.
298
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:10,755
It is. I'm talkin' about family.
299
00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:13,838
And when I talk family,
I'm talkin' about my brother,
300
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:16,469
William Strasmore II,
who was named after my Pops.
301
00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:18,620
I knew him well, had a chance
to meet him back in the day.
302
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:20,351
That kid loved to play.
303
00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:22,976
And his greatest joy was
always on the football field,
304
00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:24,209
and that was taken away from him.
305
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:25,711
Are you talkin'
about the shoulder injury?
306
00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:27,977
I'm talkin' about
these bullshit rules.
307
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:30,107
The transfer rules
that let the coaches leave,
308
00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:31,318
but yet lock the players up.
309
00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:33,485
The sneaker deals for the programs,
310
00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:37,160
and these fucking ridiculous
eligibility rulings, all right?
311
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:40,785
It's all just another way
to keep these players in check.
312
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:42,992
They wouldn't reinstate him.
313
00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:45,452
They wouldn't give him back
his last year of eligibility.
314
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:47,708
It's just typical
institutional bullshit.
315
00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:49,334
This has clearly taken a toll on you.
316
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:51,417
It's put me in a very dark place.
317
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,322
But I'm not looking for sympathy,
I don't need it.
318
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:54,837
I'm only looking for accountability.
319
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:57,264
They took his career
because of a rule.
320
00:16:57,350 --> 00:17:00,013
But from me, they took my brother,
321
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:03,516
and all the things that we were
destined to experience together.
322
00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:06,477
An achievement means nothing
unless you can share it
323
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:07,683
with the ones you love.
324
00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:11,813
So, this fight is in memory
of William Strasmore Il,
325
00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:15,320
and all the other Williams coming up.
326
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:19,737
The NCAA has officially
been put on notice.
327
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:23,574
Felicia. Jesse, Jesse, Jesse.
You, too. Take that sound bite, okay?
328
00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:25,705
Take that clip right there,
329
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:28,253
have every single employee here
post it,
330
00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:31,673
tweet it, 'Gram it, Snap it,
blast it,
331
00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:34,001
call in favors
to all of our media contacts,
332
00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:36,052
traditional and social.
333
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:37,845
Carpet-bomb the motherfuckers.
334
00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:41,053
Operation William has begun.
335
00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:49,190
Just wait here.
336
00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:50,609
Good luck.
337
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:53,187
How you all doin' today?
338
00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:57,275
Feels good to be off the 405
and up high in the sky, huh?
339
00:17:57,368 --> 00:18:00,031
Sorry for those of you
expecting Sarah Huckabee.
340
00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:04,206
She was busy searchin' for the truth.
341
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,992
Today, we continue our undying pursuit
342
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,203
of bringing a Super Bowl
to Los Angeles.
343
00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:12,131
And it is with the full support
of Mr. Kroenke and Coach McVay
344
00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:13,377
that I'm here to announce
345
00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:15,550
that our future has gotten
a little bit brighter,
346
00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:18,629
and we've gotten one step closer
to achieving that goal.
347
00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:20,450
It is with great pleasure
that I can announce
348
00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:23,763
my very first
free-agent signing as GM.
349
00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:27,142
This young man is someone
I've known on the gridiron and off,
350
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:28,722
we've forged a bond.
351
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,773
We go back to our days in Florida,
352
00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:33,102
he's a special player
and a special man.
353
00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:36,154
Ladies and gentlemen,
please join me in welcoming
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00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,653
the one, the only,
355
00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:41,201
Mr. Kisan Teague!
356
00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:44,325
There he is.
357
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,246
Put that on.
358
00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:51,124
Wow.
359
00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:54,214
Man.
360
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:57,884
As a kid who grew up in LA,
361
00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,929
this is truly a special moment
for me, it really is.
362
00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:03,803
I can't stress enough
how excited I am to be here,
363
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:05,929
be with this organization,
364
00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:08,558
help them win them Super Bowls
that you were talkin' about.
365
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:09,729
I might even start drinking
366
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,168
almond milk or something,
I don't know.
367
00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:13,253
What y'all think? That's what
y'all do out here, right?
368
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:17,442
Seriously, as Dorothy once said,
"There's no place like home, baby."
369
00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:19,405
Especially if home is Newport Beach.
370
00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:23,861
Hey, don't say that,
Tasha listenin' in.
371
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:26,867
Any questions for the man?
372
00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:28,073
Roger?
373
00:19:47,061 --> 00:19:48,097
Hey.
374
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,831
Let me take these
off your hands, all right?
375
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,471
Here. Thank you.
376
00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:04,846
Hope you're not expecting me
to jump in your arms
377
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,327
like Whitney goddamn Houston.
378
00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:08,906
Given your physical states,
I'd be happy to jump into yours.
379
00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:11,036
Not even if I was
in peak physical condition,
380
00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:12,584
and desperately gay.
381
00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:14,190
What the fuck are you doing here, Joe?
382
00:20:14,255 --> 00:20:16,463
You gonna pick up our bags,
take us to the hotel?
383
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,389
Oh, shoot.
Well, no, I wasn't planning on that,
384
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:20,299
but if that's what it takes
for you to delay
385
00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:23,379
your execution of Spencer's deal,
then I am happy to do it.
386
00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:25,352
The only satellite bill
we're willing to pay for
387
00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:27,971
is our monthly DirecTV,
and even that's too much.
388
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,848
Listen, I understand
that you guys are disappointed
389
00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:33,396
in the way that things have unfolded,
perhaps even frustrated.
390
00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:35,189
"Perhaps even frustrated." Hmm.
391
00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:37,643
Where'd you get that idea from?
392
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:40,901
Because frustration
is a state that I perpetually live in.
393
00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:45,735
But I am here to tell both of you that
that is changing rapidly.
394
00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:47,490
Not rapidly enough for us.
395
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,367
Hell, it's imminent.
396
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:53,622
Listen, "Spencer Strasmore"
is trending.
397
00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:54,952
Whoa, whoa, whoa. "Trending"?
398
00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:56,231
- You just say "trending"?
- Yeah.
399
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,713
- What the fuck is "trending"?
- Social media, Grandpa.
400
00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:00,736
All the kids are doin' it.
Postin' food and stuff,
401
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:04,128
- dogs, fuckin' kangaroos...
- I think I get it.
402
00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:06,929
Spencer sent you out here
with a boatload of horseshit
403
00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:08,132
to do his bidding for him.
404
00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:10,512
- Is that the idea?
- No, he didn't. I came on my own.
405
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:13,516
I don't think you guys
are grasping the situation here.
406
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,723
People are talking about Spencer.
407
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:18,149
And we're supposed to care?
408
00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:22,229
Well, they do. Look, let me
show you what's going on here.
409
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,572
- Look at this. Look.
- Oh, boy.
410
00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:26,615
"Spencer is single-handedly
411
00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:29,240
"changing the face
of college athletics.
412
00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:30,946
- "He is effecting change."
- Right.
413
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,281
How does that benefit us?
414
00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:34,074
I'm sure he has a plan.
415
00:21:34,168 --> 00:21:36,376
Oh, he's got a plan.
Would you bet your life on that?
416
00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:39,079
Would you bet your legacies
that he doesn't?
417
00:21:39,173 --> 00:21:40,539
Let me ask you this question.
418
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,473
What side of history
do you guys want to be on,
419
00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:46,511
the greedy white men robbing young
urban superstars of their futures?
420
00:21:46,597 --> 00:21:48,450
It's the foundation upon which
this country was built.
421
00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:51,967
Or do you want to fight for equality
and get rich in the process?
422
00:21:52,061 --> 00:21:55,930
You're living in a dream world, Joe.
Those two things don't go together.
423
00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:58,515
Yeah. In this case, they do, Bret.
424
00:21:58,609 --> 00:22:01,352
Twelve-year-old tech geniuses
in Palo Alto
425
00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:03,983
could buy and sell your asses
a hundred times over.
426
00:22:04,073 --> 00:22:07,237
A moron bullshitted his way
into the Oval Office
427
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:10,194
by doing nothing more
than lying and doubling down.
428
00:22:10,538 --> 00:22:14,578
- Careful.
- The world has changed.
429
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:19,082
You guys may as well
take credit for it.
430
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:27,635
- Do I need to call security?
- I wouldn't imagine.
431
00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:29,758
- Is there a private room we can use?
- Sure is.
432
00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,618
Would you like me to leave
these gentlemen behind?
433
00:22:31,642 --> 00:22:35,101
Fuck no.
I like to leave a witness alive.
434
00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:37,808
Quincy Crawford is a special player,
435
00:22:37,898 --> 00:22:41,016
and it would be a shame for him
to be denied the chance
436
00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:42,692
to play collegiate football.
437
00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:45,361
I realize that
I could never forgive myself
438
00:22:45,447 --> 00:22:49,782
if I didn't do everything I could
to make that happen.
439
00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:53,741
And think about all
the potential revenue loss.
440
00:22:53,831 --> 00:22:55,823
So jaded.
441
00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:58,144
Needless to say, my people
may have been a little heavy-handed
442
00:22:58,168 --> 00:22:59,625
in dealing with the situation,
443
00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:03,456
but I'm offering you
Quincy's eligibility back.
444
00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:09,920
He will be reinstated immediately,
as long as you agree to drop the suit.
445
00:23:13,142 --> 00:23:15,725
- No chance.
- Excuse me?
446
00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:18,224
Unfortunately, for Quincy,
but mostly for you,
447
00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:20,351
this whole thing is
much bigger than all of us,
448
00:23:20,441 --> 00:23:22,478
so, my answer is no.
449
00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:25,401
You are one arrogant fuck.
450
00:23:25,487 --> 00:23:29,697
It's one of my greatest qualities.
But I have an offer for you.
451
00:23:31,368 --> 00:23:35,203
You reinstate Quincy immediately,
and you pay the players.
452
00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:41,793
As you so eloquently put it,
"no chance."
453
00:23:48,052 --> 00:23:49,543
Lick envelopes...
454
00:23:55,684 --> 00:23:57,220
Sneakin' in the side door, huh?
455
00:23:57,311 --> 00:23:59,394
Make people feel weirder
than they already do.
456
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,392
- Look at his face.
- Yeah, okay, well,
457
00:24:01,482 --> 00:24:03,690
nobody has to walk on eggshells.
458
00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:08,567
No, because you already
broke all the goddamn eggs.
459
00:24:08,656 --> 00:24:13,776
Sorry. Sorry. Dude, I'm not
here to attack you, I'm really not.
460
00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:17,158
I'm actually here to say
I got your back.
461
00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:22,326
I get what you're up to here.
I actually think it's noble.
462
00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:27,463
That's very kind words, buddy,
but you should focus on yourself.
463
00:24:27,549 --> 00:24:29,110
I mean, you've earned it.
Look at this place.
464
00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:32,002
- You got this place hummin'.
- Yeah, thank you for noticing.
465
00:24:32,262 --> 00:24:35,175
The team has worked very, very hard.
466
00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:38,926
But you know I would chuck
it away in one second,
467
00:24:39,019 --> 00:24:41,682
go down on the proverbial ship, right?
468
00:24:41,772 --> 00:24:43,889
I actually look forward to it,
to tell you the truth.
469
00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:45,349
Me and you floating in the ocean,
470
00:24:45,442 --> 00:24:47,002
Celine Dion playing
My Heart Will Go On,
471
00:24:47,069 --> 00:24:48,731
some shit like that?
472
00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:51,234
I've proven to myself that I can lead,
473
00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:55,533
so, I'm good with whatever follows.
474
00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:04,994
What the fuck are you doing?
475
00:25:05,087 --> 00:25:07,830
I'm making good on my promise, Joe.
476
00:25:07,923 --> 00:25:09,693
I said that
I wouldn't let any of this affect you,
477
00:25:09,717 --> 00:25:12,960
or anybody that works here,
or at ASM, and I won't.
478
00:25:13,053 --> 00:25:14,089
I'm resigning.
479
00:25:16,890 --> 00:25:18,802
- You're what?
- I'm out, brother.
480
00:25:18,892 --> 00:25:20,133
It's all yours.
481
00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:24,354
I'm sorry I dragged you through it.
482
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:27,274
I heard what you said.
483
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:29,191
I don't accept it.
484
00:25:29,278 --> 00:25:30,860
So, if you wrote some eloquent letter,
485
00:25:30,946 --> 00:25:32,799
keep it in your pocket...
Fuckin' burn it, I don't know.
486
00:25:32,823 --> 00:25:35,611
I do not accept it.
Is it the Andersons?
487
00:25:35,784 --> 00:25:38,013
'Cause I got them under control.
Don't have to worry about them.
488
00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:40,871
Joe, it's done. It happened.
489
00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:42,489
Here.
490
00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:44,745
This'll save you from
getting new locks,
491
00:25:44,835 --> 00:25:47,168
and all my other shit here,
you can send it somewhere,
492
00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:49,246
I just need to figure out where.
493
00:25:50,299 --> 00:25:53,042
I'm really sorry
I failed you on this one.
494
00:25:55,971 --> 00:25:57,587
Call you later.
495
00:26:23,874 --> 00:26:25,393
With an outpouring
496
00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:26,857
of support for quarterback Crawford,
497
00:26:26,919 --> 00:26:29,957
the NCAA has relented
on their declaration.
498
00:26:30,047 --> 00:26:32,630
In a matter of moments,
Signing Day will begin.
499
00:26:32,716 --> 00:26:36,050
And with that, we go live
to Santa Ana, California,
500
00:26:36,136 --> 00:26:38,093
to the home of Quincy Crawford.
501
00:26:38,180 --> 00:26:41,389
Now that the NCAA has
reinstated Crawford's eligibility,
502
00:26:41,517 --> 00:26:45,306
chances are the rich
are about to get richer.
503
00:26:45,395 --> 00:26:47,762
One top-flight program
is about to land
504
00:26:47,856 --> 00:26:50,223
the most sought-after
high school recruit in history.
505
00:26:57,574 --> 00:26:59,065
Bulldogs.
506
00:27:02,955 --> 00:27:04,992
Wolverines.
507
00:27:05,082 --> 00:27:07,290
They got a Jordan deal...
508
00:27:07,376 --> 00:27:09,288
But no.
509
00:27:12,214 --> 00:27:13,921
- I knew it.
- All right.
510
00:27:14,007 --> 00:27:15,589
- Yeah.
- Buckeyes.
511
00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:21,846
Hell, yeah! Yeah!
512
00:27:23,517 --> 00:27:26,760
I've worked long and hard
for this opportunity,
513
00:27:26,854 --> 00:27:29,562
and I never would
have realized my dream
514
00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:33,483
without my beautiful mom
being by my side the whole time.
515
00:27:34,736 --> 00:27:36,193
And to all the people
516
00:27:37,197 --> 00:27:38,654
who've helped me along the way.
517
00:27:40,701 --> 00:27:41,908
Thank you.
518
00:27:46,582 --> 00:27:47,868
What's this all about?
519
00:27:49,376 --> 00:27:52,039
I'd tell you,
but you wouldn't understand.
520
00:27:52,212 --> 00:27:55,296
Try me. I'm a smart guy.
521
00:27:57,926 --> 00:28:00,839
Have you ever seen
a movie called The Sting?
522
00:28:47,976 --> 00:28:51,140
My former partner just shows up
523
00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:53,313
on a Friday night.
524
00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:55,640
I don't know if you're the reason
my balls are tingling,
525
00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:57,896
or if this MDMA is finally kicking in.
526
00:28:57,986 --> 00:29:00,103
So, the new Lance
is a non-sober Lance.
527
00:29:00,239 --> 00:29:04,404
Yeah, this is, sadly, Old Lance.
Old Lance has killed New Lance.
528
00:29:04,493 --> 00:29:07,156
You know, I've relapsed hard, Joe.
529
00:29:07,246 --> 00:29:09,454
The demons are back, man,
530
00:29:09,539 --> 00:29:12,282
but, you know, tomorrow
is another day to fight again.
531
00:29:12,376 --> 00:29:16,495
Yeah, yeah, brand-new possibilities.
532
00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:17,748
I've really missed you, mate.
533
00:29:18,048 --> 00:29:20,665
Hey, how ya gettin' on?
How are you surviving?
534
00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:22,091
Um...
535
00:29:22,886 --> 00:29:25,219
I've managed to avoid
the death penalty.
536
00:29:25,305 --> 00:29:28,048
More than can be said for Lady Diana.
537
00:29:28,183 --> 00:29:30,891
Yeah. No, she did not fare too well.
538
00:29:30,978 --> 00:29:33,846
Hey, um, listen, I've been thinking...
539
00:29:33,939 --> 00:29:38,479
I remember Joe thinkin',
high on 'shrooms back in the day,
540
00:29:38,568 --> 00:29:41,561
thinkin' out there
on the mental-edge lands,
541
00:29:41,655 --> 00:29:43,521
crazy and howling into the night.
542
00:29:43,615 --> 00:29:45,277
"Monica! Monica!"
543
00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:48,113
We never found out
who she was, did we?
544
00:29:48,203 --> 00:29:49,694
That was my wife.
545
00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:52,030
You didn't make that clear
in your ranting.
546
00:29:52,457 --> 00:29:55,950
What do you say
we bring back the good old days,
547
00:29:56,044 --> 00:29:58,752
and, you
548
00:29:58,839 --> 00:30:01,456
buy back into the company
and we partner up again.
549
00:30:02,926 --> 00:30:05,509
Just you?
550
00:30:05,679 --> 00:30:08,547
Without the other man?
551
00:30:10,559 --> 00:30:12,050
Yeah, without the other man.
552
00:30:12,185 --> 00:30:14,177
I can tell you don't really
want to get into that,
553
00:30:14,271 --> 00:30:16,183
and I seen the news and stuff.
554
00:30:16,273 --> 00:30:17,980
I can't imagine how you're feeling,
555
00:30:18,066 --> 00:30:20,900
but I'm in no rush to get off
this chaise longue right now,
556
00:30:20,986 --> 00:30:24,195
not least because the floor
appears to be made of magma.
557
00:30:24,573 --> 00:30:26,690
Yeah, thinking's overrated. Fuck it.
558
00:30:26,783 --> 00:30:28,820
Yeah, and sobriety's overrated.
559
00:30:28,910 --> 00:30:30,196
Yeah.
560
00:30:30,287 --> 00:30:31,619
Hey, Joe,
561
00:30:31,705 --> 00:30:34,368
how about you and I
go on a journey tonight
562
00:30:34,458 --> 00:30:35,699
with Mother Ayahuasca,
563
00:30:36,251 --> 00:30:39,460
and fight those demons together?
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