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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,716 --> 00:00:09,252 Kane is in the building, nigga... 2 00:00:23,315 --> 00:00:26,058 Now tell me how you love it You know you at the top 3 00:00:26,151 --> 00:00:29,861 When only heaven's right above it, we on 4 00:00:30,489 --> 00:00:32,651 'Cause we on 5 00:00:32,783 --> 00:00:35,696 Who else is really trying to fuck with Hollywood Cole? 6 00:00:35,786 --> 00:00:37,322 I'm with Marley G, bro 7 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:40,413 Flying Holly Grove chicks to my Hollywood shows 8 00:00:40,499 --> 00:00:43,617 And I wanna tell you something that you probably should know 9 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:46,919 This that Slumdog Millionaire Bollywood flow 10 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:48,254 And... 11 00:00:48,340 --> 00:00:50,753 My real friends never hearing from me 12 00:00:50,842 --> 00:00:53,630 Fake friends write the wrong answers on the mirror for me 13 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:56,838 That's why I pick and choose I don't get shit confused 14 00:00:56,932 --> 00:01:00,221 Don't like my women single I like my chicks in twos 15 00:01:00,352 --> 00:01:02,685 And these days all the girls is down to roll 16 00:01:02,813 --> 00:01:05,601 I hit the strip club and all them bitches find the pole 17 00:01:06,358 --> 00:01:09,442 Plus, I been sippin' So this shit is movin' kinda slow 18 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:12,233 Just tell my girl to tell her friend that it's time to go 19 00:01:47,274 --> 00:01:49,015 William Strasmore II. 20 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:52,810 The only thing you were second at, you motherfucker. 21 00:01:54,156 --> 00:01:55,676 As if that wasn't good enough for you. 22 00:01:56,658 --> 00:01:58,024 After everything we went through, 23 00:01:58,118 --> 00:01:59,429 everything that we slugged our way through, 24 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:01,285 our childhood and all that shit... 25 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:05,160 I mean, what the hell could have been so hard? 26 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:06,741 I thought you were a fighter, Billy. 27 00:02:07,252 --> 00:02:08,743 What the fuck were you thinking? 28 00:02:10,047 --> 00:02:12,275 And I know it wasn't about me because, if it was about me, 29 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:13,818 you would've known that I was always there for you, 30 00:02:13,842 --> 00:02:16,334 but instead you fucking quit on me, you fucking pussy! 31 00:02:16,428 --> 00:02:18,260 Selfish piece of shit! 32 00:02:23,769 --> 00:02:25,529 Everything always had to be about you, right? 33 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:28,596 I idolized you! 34 00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:30,431 And fuck you for leaving me here. 35 00:02:30,525 --> 00:02:32,767 You should have taken me with you, you fucking coward! 36 00:02:45,916 --> 00:02:47,532 Oh! 37 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:29,829 Jesus, who's directing this, 38 00:03:29,918 --> 00:03:31,659 James Cameron? 39 00:03:31,837 --> 00:03:33,277 Hey, listen, no matter what he says, 40 00:03:33,338 --> 00:03:36,251 just take a deep breath before you respond, huh? 41 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:39,258 You know me. I specialize in making people feel good. 42 00:03:39,344 --> 00:03:43,179 Well, yeah, you have been known to ruffle a few feathers, too. 43 00:03:54,443 --> 00:03:56,230 Cut! Cut, cut, cut. 44 00:03:56,737 --> 00:04:00,105 Baby, baby, baby. Zion, I'm gonna need one more. 45 00:04:00,198 --> 00:04:02,690 We're getting to the Promised Land that your name suggests. 46 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:06,202 You're making me crazy. Am I man, or am I machine? 47 00:04:06,288 --> 00:04:08,530 I already did it for you like 100 times, bro! 48 00:04:08,623 --> 00:04:11,912 Okay, well, let's go for 101. Like the Dalmatians. 49 00:04:14,045 --> 00:04:17,038 Ah! I didn't see you guys there, lurking in the shadows. 50 00:04:17,132 --> 00:04:20,375 Yeah. For big men, we move stealthily, like ninjas. 51 00:04:20,469 --> 00:04:22,085 Strike like ninjas, too. 52 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:24,511 So no more beef? 53 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:26,681 What? Oh, the Parker Coca-Cola thing? 54 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:28,178 No, that shit's Old Testament, man. 55 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:30,134 I've moved on. Moved on. I'm a businessman. 56 00:04:30,228 --> 00:04:33,221 Good. Okay, bigger and better deals, great to hear. 57 00:04:33,315 --> 00:04:35,648 Yeah. So what's all this epicness? 58 00:04:35,734 --> 00:04:38,727 Just content for the channel. We do more than surfing. 59 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:40,436 Maybe I should go home, put my Vans on, 60 00:04:40,530 --> 00:04:43,273 and do some, uh, big-time ollies. 61 00:04:44,201 --> 00:04:47,660 Well, that would surely go as viral as herpes. 62 00:04:47,746 --> 00:04:49,182 And that's always got to be the aim. 63 00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:51,744 We've got to stay relevant and keep reinventing ourselves. 64 00:04:51,833 --> 00:04:54,667 - Just like you, Spencer, huh? - Looks pricey. Is it? 65 00:04:54,753 --> 00:04:57,370 I don't carry a budget around in my back pocket, Joe. 66 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:01,565 Okay, well, I'm gonna go pick up Vernon and Reggie at the airport, 67 00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:04,836 and maybe you can stay and help him produce this whole thing. 68 00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:08,264 Yeah, yeah, high school is retiring Vernon Littelfield's number today. 69 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:12,101 Oh, well, congratulations. Tell Vernon congratulations 70 00:05:12,187 --> 00:05:13,769 from all of us here at Sports X. 71 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:17,939 - Have fun. - All right, man. Talk to you later. 72 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:27,200 Lance, buddy, I sense a little defensiveness. 73 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:31,822 I don't like to let money get in the way of creating art, Joe. 74 00:05:31,915 --> 00:05:34,532 Well, we don't let art get in the way of creating money. 75 00:05:34,626 --> 00:05:36,162 Jesse! 76 00:05:36,253 --> 00:05:40,088 Jesse, can you take this guy to craft, get him some sushi or something, 77 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:42,631 load it up with salmonella, so he knows what it's like 78 00:05:42,717 --> 00:05:44,153 to be disrupted while he's trying to work. 79 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:46,009 Okay, got it. Hey, dude. 80 00:05:46,096 --> 00:05:48,213 - Hey, Cheese. - Is it usually like this? 81 00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:50,764 No, it's usually an iPhone at the Berrics. 82 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:53,430 - I'll show you where the espresso is. - Yeah. 83 00:05:57,315 --> 00:05:58,351 All right, man. 84 00:05:59,401 --> 00:06:01,267 Y'all be good. All right, peace. 85 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:04,441 - What up, Spence? - Vern. 86 00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:07,774 Yo, don't forget to read that book about Lucky Luciano. 87 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:10,155 Watch the doc too, the one where he dies in the end. 88 00:06:10,954 --> 00:06:12,240 Will do, paisan. 89 00:06:12,330 --> 00:06:13,741 - Ciao. - Be good, Goodfellas. 90 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:16,874 Spence, see how responsible I've become? 91 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:18,826 - We're jetting smarter. - Yes, you are. 92 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:20,648 Appreciate the effort, Vern, but, look, if that means 93 00:06:20,672 --> 00:06:22,692 you're gonna get implicated in the next racketeering sting, 94 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:24,298 I'd rather you guys fly yourself. 95 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:25,918 Ready for your big coronation? 96 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:28,364 It's just the high school retiring my jersey, Spence. 97 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:29,924 - That's what I said. - Shut up, Reg. 98 00:06:30,015 --> 00:06:31,756 - Hey, it's an honor. - Just saying, 99 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:34,593 every time we go back home, everybody's got their hand out. 100 00:06:34,686 --> 00:06:38,225 - Come on, Reg. Don't be so jaded. - I can't help it. I'm from Compton. 101 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:40,431 Got the right attitude now, Vern. 102 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:42,253 It's gonna be the first of many honors. 103 00:06:42,277 --> 00:06:43,754 Let me tell you something. You keep playing the way you're playing, 104 00:06:43,778 --> 00:06:45,394 Dallas is gonna put you in the ring. 105 00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:46,979 Then you're gonna wear a gold jacket. 106 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:49,690 Hopefully, my bust will be next to yours. 107 00:06:49,951 --> 00:06:51,817 Yeah, and congrats on the HOF thing. 108 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:54,035 - Wow! Thank you, Reg. - Good. 109 00:06:54,122 --> 00:06:55,641 Now can we stop jerking each other off 110 00:06:55,665 --> 00:06:58,065 and get in and out of LA with some money left in our pockets? 111 00:07:03,965 --> 00:07:05,725 What the fuck, man, what happened to Tiffany? 112 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:08,383 - I thought that was your girl. - Oh, man, she is. 113 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:10,837 You know what I'm saying? Tiff's my "girl" girl, bro. 114 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:13,093 But she gets seasick, all right. 115 00:07:13,183 --> 00:07:14,952 Don't say nothing. I don't want to spook Tasha. 116 00:07:14,976 --> 00:07:17,309 - She old work. - I ain't saying shit. 117 00:07:17,395 --> 00:07:19,102 I know you got me. 118 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:22,188 How long you been fucking with Donna, anyway? 119 00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:23,815 Like, I don't know, six months or so. 120 00:07:24,861 --> 00:07:27,228 That's cool. She cool. Good vibes. 121 00:07:27,906 --> 00:07:30,523 - How do you know her again? - On the scene. 122 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:32,779 - That's cool. - Yep. 123 00:07:34,579 --> 00:07:36,320 I feel like you're not telling me something. 124 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:38,865 - You feel that way? - I do. 125 00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:42,396 I'm gonna tell you how it is, bro, straight up, all right, 126 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:44,060 'cause you my boy, and I got love for you. 127 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:45,746 - You fucked my girl. - Hell, no! 128 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:48,583 - Oh, my God. - I ain't fuck her, bro. 129 00:07:48,677 --> 00:07:50,669 She bad and all, but that ain't my kind of ass. 130 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:51,882 That's some white girl shit. 131 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:54,089 Hey, babe, you think you could take a picture of us? 132 00:07:54,182 --> 00:07:57,050 - No. - Oh, that's so rude. 133 00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:59,055 So what the fuck you gotta tell me straight up? 134 00:08:00,105 --> 00:08:02,188 - She got with my boy. - What boy? 135 00:08:02,774 --> 00:08:04,185 If I tell you this shit, 136 00:08:04,275 --> 00:08:06,107 I need your word you're not gonna say nothing. 137 00:08:06,194 --> 00:08:07,275 Straight up omertà. 138 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:09,729 Omertà, yeah, Okay. This isn't The Godfather. 139 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:11,485 You got my word. Just fucking tell me. 140 00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:13,903 Tiger. 141 00:08:15,078 --> 00:08:16,489 She fucked Tiger Woods? 142 00:08:16,579 --> 00:08:19,663 Fore! Hole-in-one, nigga. 143 00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:26,087 Man! You're having a go for the Rams. This is sick! 144 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:27,817 All right, Andrew, let's be gentle with him. 145 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:29,527 He gonna be more skittish than a rescue dog. 146 00:08:29,551 --> 00:08:32,168 - I should get a rescue dog. - You should get a therapy dog. 147 00:08:33,263 --> 00:08:34,629 - Black swan. - What's up? 148 00:08:34,723 --> 00:08:36,305 I appreciate you agreeing to come here 149 00:08:36,391 --> 00:08:37,723 and being discreet about it. 150 00:08:37,809 --> 00:08:40,347 And I appreciate you agreeing to come work out for me. 151 00:08:40,437 --> 00:08:43,475 I'm so happy the mutual admiration society is alive and well. 152 00:08:43,565 --> 00:08:45,932 Don't look nervous, man. I got this, baby. 153 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:47,938 - I know. I know. - Who's Urkel? 154 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:50,731 That's Andrew, my assistant. 155 00:08:50,822 --> 00:08:52,939 - This is TTD. - Don't be disrespectful, T. 156 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:54,301 - Good to meet you, bruh. - Thank you. You, too. 157 00:08:54,325 --> 00:08:55,428 He's gonna be the timer, all right? 158 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:57,114 Look, I hope you understand, you know, 159 00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:00,016 it just can't look like I'm jamming you on nobody, 160 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,120 you understand what I mean? 161 00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:02,623 - Yeah. - Well, you sure aren't. 162 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:04,270 That's what we're doing, right? We talking like white people? 163 00:09:04,294 --> 00:09:05,580 Let's keep it real, man. 164 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:07,565 You can wake Rick up out of the bed in the middle of a threesome, 165 00:09:07,589 --> 00:09:10,502 and he gonna snag balls one-handed like OBJ. 166 00:09:10,592 --> 00:09:13,926 Pause on the balls, but I am ready to work out. 167 00:09:14,012 --> 00:09:15,156 So what are we gonna do first, the routes? 168 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:16,671 Yeah, routes up first. Let's go. 169 00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:17,801 Go. 170 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:23,769 There we go. 171 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,100 Come on, Rick. 172 00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:26,931 Twelve. 173 00:09:30,612 --> 00:09:31,648 Go again. 174 00:09:34,282 --> 00:09:35,489 Here we go. Here we go. 175 00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:39,433 Man, I told him not to eat that butter croissant this morning! 176 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:43,330 Relax, TTD. Calm down. He'll be all right. 177 00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:45,499 Good, good. 178 00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:47,376 Come on, Rick. 179 00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:51,747 I'm feeling a little off. It must be the meds. 180 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:54,254 - Meds? - It's nothing. Just mood stuff. 181 00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:55,425 Happy pills. 182 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:57,670 - Since when? - Recent. 183 00:09:58,473 --> 00:09:59,884 I mean, I like them. I really do. 184 00:09:59,974 --> 00:10:01,952 I just ain't used to playing with them. You feel me? 185 00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:03,638 You know what? Let's go hit the 40. 186 00:10:03,728 --> 00:10:05,720 - Yeah. - Yeah, let's do that. 187 00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:07,958 You got this, nigga. You gonna be playing for the Rams. 188 00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:09,518 - Whenever you're ready! - Just pretend 189 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:10,920 Amber caught you fucking the nanny, 190 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,651 and her angry ass after you with a machete. 191 00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:14,340 - Give me some room, man. - All right, man. All right, all right. 192 00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:15,400 Come on. 193 00:10:20,245 --> 00:10:22,077 He's always been fast. 194 00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:27,700 Come on! Dig! Dig! Dig! All the way! 195 00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:37,196 Seems like he may have lost a step, huh? 196 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:38,256 A step or two. 197 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,554 Let me see that watch, Urkel. 198 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:47,019 Goddamn, man! We never gonna get out of that house. 199 00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:49,041 I told him he shouldn't have took time off to retire. 200 00:10:49,065 --> 00:10:51,603 Comebacks ain't easy. I know. 201 00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:54,231 - Yeah. Thanks, Chuck. - All right, now. 202 00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:59,152 Yo! I know you angry, but don't leave me! 203 00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:13,379 Enid. Hey. Hi. 204 00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:14,500 I was just passing by. 205 00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:16,583 I had to tell you, you look beautiful today. 206 00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:18,671 You really do, you know? 207 00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:20,281 I love what you've done with your hair. 208 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:22,763 And I love what you've done with yours, Joe. 209 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:26,851 Why you so happy today, huh? Somebody steal your lighter? 210 00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:30,020 I work in accounting, Joe. 211 00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:32,939 Everyone who works in accounting is fucking miserable. 212 00:11:33,484 --> 00:11:35,817 - Did you not get that memo? - No, I didn't. 213 00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:38,692 I love accounting. Gets my blood pumping. 214 00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:42,024 For real. I get a real rush when I'm crunching numbers, 215 00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:43,609 moving decimal points... 216 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,820 - Fractions do it for me. - Fractions are okay. 217 00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:48,372 - Now, what do you need, Joe? - Oh, no. Nothing. Nothing. 218 00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:50,825 I was just down at the shoot with Lance, and... 219 00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:52,785 Impressive. The scope of it. 220 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:55,292 It reminded me of the first time I saw Cats on Broadway. 221 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:58,249 - You ever see Cats? - I have. The original cast. 222 00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:00,167 I used to have the unitard. 223 00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:03,880 Oh-ho! Bet you, you turned some heads. 224 00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:05,635 - I like you. - Oh. 225 00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:08,722 Good. I'm glad because 226 00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:13,146 I gotta ask you, how much did that video cost? 227 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,690 Besides too much. 228 00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:16,563 I'm guessing around 300K? 229 00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:20,067 I'm not allowed to discuss this budget, Joe. 230 00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:22,318 Lance has sworn me to secrecy. 231 00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:25,652 Enid, oh, but it's me. 232 00:12:26,037 --> 00:12:28,029 It's your best friend, Joe. 233 00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:32,116 But if I were to turn around to the printer, 234 00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:35,624 and someone were to open that top drawer, 235 00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:38,956 he might find a budget he could take a peek at. 236 00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:44,128 My hero. 237 00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:50,427 Oh, you gotta be fucking kidding me! 238 00:12:51,646 --> 00:12:54,263 Enid, this looks like a fucking military contract. 239 00:12:54,357 --> 00:12:57,475 Is there bid-rigging involved here? Are you taking bribes under the table? 240 00:12:57,568 --> 00:12:59,685 Don't attack my integrity, Joe. 241 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:03,489 A million dollars on a fucking skateboard video? 242 00:13:03,574 --> 00:13:06,487 Enid. I thought those things are suppose to be street level. 243 00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:09,911 They usually are, but for some reason, this one's different. 244 00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:12,657 He seems to have some kind of bug up his ass, 245 00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:14,116 a giant one. 246 00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:18,420 I tried to ask about it, but he went full 'roid rage on me. 247 00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:21,920 Do you know what that boy told me? That I should start smoking pot. 248 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:23,549 So I did. 249 00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:25,589 Wasn't expecting that. 250 00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:27,796 Okay, all right. Enid, 251 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,346 stop cutting checks as of right now. 252 00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,143 No one cuts a check 253 00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:35,186 unless Spencer or myself approves it. 254 00:13:35,273 --> 00:13:37,640 - Understood? - Understood. 255 00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:41,148 Great. Great. Thanks. Good talk, Enid. Bye. 256 00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:44,550 It's not the way I remember high school, 257 00:13:44,574 --> 00:13:47,112 but I appreciate the vintage throwback look. Right on, brother. 258 00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:48,237 That's not style. 259 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,222 That's a motherfucker too broke to get his hair cut. 260 00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:52,033 Reg, you gonna be positive today? 261 00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:53,809 'Cause if not, I'll leave your ass in the car. 262 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,074 That's with the windows up. 263 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,646 How about you try and be the "glass half-full" kind of guy today? 264 00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:58,981 Yo, Spence, man, look around, man. 265 00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:01,463 The only thing half full in the 'hood is a 40-ouncer. 266 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:04,383 They trying to reel us in. Man, I know he up to something. 267 00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:07,462 The pride of Compton returns. 268 00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:09,512 Mr. Hags. What's going on, man? 269 00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:11,299 I want you to meet Spencer. 270 00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:13,554 This is my financial guru and all-around great guy. 271 00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:15,080 Mr. Hagerty, real pleasure to meet you. 272 00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:17,391 Ain't nothing more important to me than quality education. 273 00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:19,394 Well, then you in the wrong place. 274 00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:21,396 Well, it's nice to see you, too, Reginald. 275 00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:24,729 Believe it or not, I always knew both these boys would make it out. 276 00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:26,779 What do you want, Mr. Hags? 277 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,358 You've never been this nice to me before. I mean, like... 278 00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:31,238 Come on, guys. 279 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:34,288 Glass half-full, Reggie. Half-full. 280 00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:36,676 Place hasn't changed too much, huh, Mr. Hags? 281 00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:39,118 Sadly, it has, for the worse, 282 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,124 which is what I wanted to discuss with you. 283 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:42,671 I knew it was something. 284 00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:45,549 Sorry about that. 285 00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:49,920 My apologies. 286 00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:51,926 What's the problem, Joe? 287 00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:54,850 Hey, finally. My God. Um... 288 00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:56,302 Are you alone right now? 289 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:59,104 - What difference does that make? - It's sensitive, okay? 290 00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:01,477 I'm with Vernon and his principal. Hold on one second. 291 00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:03,854 - Excuse me. - Is Vern in trouble? 292 00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:05,231 He is not. Are you? 293 00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:06,857 Let me start by saying 294 00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:09,235 how much I love and appreciate our partnership. 295 00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:11,565 All right, this doesn't sound good. What did you do, Joe? 296 00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,076 I didn't do anything. 297 00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:14,640 Believe it or not, I didn't do anything. 298 00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:17,407 But it turns out that our guy Lance... 299 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,287 Your guy Lance. Your guy. 300 00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:21,585 Yeah, yeah, yeah. My guy Lance 301 00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:25,255 has been spending like a coked-up sailor in a whorehouse on this video. 302 00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:27,378 - How bad is it? - Over a million. 303 00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:29,175 And apparently this is something new. 304 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,504 He's usually very budget-conscious. 305 00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:34,965 So you think Mr. No Beef is trying to tell us to go fuck ourselves? 306 00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:36,675 That thought has crossed my mind, yeah. 307 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,205 All right. Well, there's only one guy who can answer our questions. 308 00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:39,265 Where is he? 309 00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:42,348 Jesse said he's finishing up the shoot somewhere in the desert. 310 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,684 Jesus Christ, what is he, David fucking Fincher now? 311 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,063 All right. I'll see you soon. 312 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,525 Oh. 313 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:54,822 Hey, SJ. 314 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,245 Where have you been all day? 315 00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,740 Uh, running errands. 316 00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:02,076 What kind of errands? Besides, ain't that your job, TTD? 317 00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:03,206 Job? 318 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,256 Not when somebody's special birthday is coming up. 319 00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:07,171 Oh, so you were shopping for my birthday. 320 00:16:07,258 --> 00:16:10,092 That's three months away. So where'd you go, Equinox? 321 00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:12,840 - Equinox? - Why would I go to Equinox 322 00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:14,137 for your birthday gift, baby? 323 00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:15,909 You don't need a gym membership. Look at you. You're perfect. 324 00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:18,846 You been sweating your ass off, Ricky. Don't lie to me. I can tell. 325 00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:22,014 - She's got good senses. - The sweat thing is my fault. 326 00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:23,771 I had him stop for a hike 327 00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:26,066 because, as you know, I'm trying to lose weight, Amber. 328 00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,643 Yeah, well, it ain't working, TTD. 329 00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:29,897 And if you went on a hike, how come you ain't sweating? 330 00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:32,693 - I have glandular issues? - That's a lie. 331 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:33,945 Who are you, Robert Mueller? 332 00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:36,367 - Tell me the truth, TTD. - Don't answer that. 333 00:16:36,454 --> 00:16:38,599 Uh-uh. You better answer me if you want to stay in this house. 334 00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:39,808 Baby, don't threaten my friend. 335 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,949 Technically, I'm both your friends. 336 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:43,868 I'd like to keep it that way. 337 00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:47,671 Go ahead and tell her, snitch. 338 00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:50,458 Ricky worked out for the Rams. 339 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,717 You went and tried out for Charles? 340 00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:55,157 Yeah, but I was ashamed. That's why I didn't say nothing, baby. 341 00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:57,581 Oh, you did more than not tell me. You just straight-up lied. 342 00:16:57,975 --> 00:16:59,307 Babe, listen... 343 00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:04,680 You never gonna win that. Pussy's undefeated. 344 00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:06,518 It's undefeated. 345 00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:16,783 Look at the windmills. Look at the windmills. 346 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,737 Again, again, again with the windmills. Come on. 347 00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,116 You're stressed. 348 00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:22,448 - Oh, you think so? - Yes. 349 00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:25,246 Look, once we get Sports X up and running, 350 00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:26,918 I want you to go away and recharge. 351 00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:29,858 I want you to think about a vacation in a beautiful locale, how about that? 352 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:32,249 Well, okay, we're headed to one. 353 00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:34,630 Okay, well, after we're done meeting with Lance, 354 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,382 I'm gonna leave you so you get your R&R. 355 00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:37,963 Oh, okay, all right. 356 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:41,425 Well, you're not exactly the beacon of mental health either, my friend. 357 00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:43,247 - What's that supposed to mean? - Maybe I should drop you off 358 00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:45,040 at the Betty Ford Clinic in Rancho Mirage, huh? 359 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,100 - Okay. - Yeah. 360 00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:48,807 It's the original franchise. Only the best for you. 361 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,879 Okay, well, it's a waste of time for me, okay? I'm not... 362 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,895 Plus, I don't have substance abuse issues. 363 00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:55,572 Really? Huh? Wow. 364 00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:56,899 No sex addiction? 365 00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:58,529 That's not a valid addiction. 366 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,244 That's opportunity and appetite. 367 00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:04,323 - Alcohol? Pain meds? - No, no, no. 368 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:07,330 I enjoy them. I don't need them. There's a big difference. 369 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:10,128 All right. Delusional. Check. What about depression? 370 00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:12,251 No, I'm not depressed. No. 371 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,541 I am a little tortured, but not depressed. 372 00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:19,551 Okay. Finally, an admission, some self-awareness. 373 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:23,304 That, my friend, that is the first step on the road to recovery. 374 00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:24,955 So does that mean you're ready to talk now, 375 00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:26,499 or are you just gonna keep avoiding it? 376 00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,059 There's a lot of shit in my head, Joe. 377 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:31,813 Oh, well, that is not a healthy way to exist. 378 00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:32,938 Take it from me. I know. 379 00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:36,067 All right, well, suicide doesn't only kill the person who commits it. 380 00:18:36,157 --> 00:18:37,989 It also kills the ones they left behind. 381 00:18:40,703 --> 00:18:41,739 Okay. 382 00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,164 So your brother's death is weighing on you. Right? 383 00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:47,620 You just need to do a better job of compartmentalizing. 384 00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:50,897 You know? You should do what I did after my wife died. 385 00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:52,583 - Celebrate? - No, no. 386 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,998 No, no, no. Right after that. 387 00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:56,128 What I did was, I took 388 00:18:56,218 --> 00:19:02,465 a small, very, very, very beautiful mental picture of her, 389 00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:06,302 and I locked it away in the deep, deep recesses of my brain. 390 00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:09,600 That sounds so fucked up. 391 00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:12,398 - Yeah, it sounds so fucked up. - That's why you have issues. 392 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,568 It sounded okay when I was just thinking it, 393 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,987 but when I said it out loud, it didn't sound as good. 394 00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:19,134 How about this? Why don't we just go take care of business, 395 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,275 and then, after that, we'll go take care of us. 396 00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:24,157 Me and you, two for one, Betty Ford. 397 00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:26,613 Oh, my God. Couples Betty Ford? 398 00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:28,243 - Yes. - Let's do it. 399 00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:37,791 Excuse me. 400 00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:39,877 Should we get you some water, Mr. Hagerty? 401 00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:42,929 No, no, it's okay. Just the asbestos. That's all. 402 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,551 Asbestos, my ass. 403 00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:46,203 It's from all the Kools he used to smoke. 404 00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:49,561 Besides, if the asbestos doesn't get me and these kids, 405 00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:52,100 the lead poisoning will. 406 00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:54,561 You being serious, Mr. Hagerty? 407 00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:56,609 Unfortunately, I am. 408 00:19:57,363 --> 00:20:00,447 Lead builds character. I mean, look at us. 409 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,820 Hey, Reg, there's our old homeroom. Let's take a look. 410 00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:12,219 Yeah. Straight to the back like the old days. 411 00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:15,662 Yeah, just like you boys left it. Nothing's changed. 412 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,710 Only much, much worse. 413 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:21,544 Damn budget committee! Are you all right, Vernon? 414 00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:23,045 Yeah, just give me a hand up. 415 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,924 Good, 'cause we don't have proper liability coverage. 416 00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:29,134 Okay, Mr. Hags, you win. 417 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,720 It's fine, man. We'll do the right thing and make a donation. 418 00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:35,103 I'm thinking, like 5K? 419 00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:40,441 Great day. Thanks for bringing me, babe. 420 00:20:40,531 --> 00:20:42,113 That was sweet of you. 421 00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:46,694 - Yeah. Kisan, he's hilarious, right? - He's stupid funny. 422 00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:48,995 A lot of fun. He's crazy, too. 423 00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:50,538 His whole crew is. 424 00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:52,160 They always are. 425 00:20:52,877 --> 00:20:54,413 Always, yeah. 426 00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:57,537 You know a lot of his boys? 427 00:20:57,631 --> 00:20:59,714 - A few. - How many is a few? 428 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:02,532 What do you mean? Is this some type of trick fucking question? 429 00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:04,719 No, you said "always crazy," not "crazy." 430 00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:06,199 You know, like you have some history. 431 00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:08,761 No, you said his crew is crazy, idiot. 432 00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:11,138 I just agreed. What are you trying to get at? 433 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,103 Nothing. 434 00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:16,543 I'm just gonna sit out here and watch the Golf Channel, 435 00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:17,978 check the leader board. 436 00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:21,269 See how Tiger's doing. 437 00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,176 If you think I'm gonna let you come at me 438 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,886 with all this passive-aggressive bitch-like shit 439 00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:27,630 and get way with it, you got the wrong girl. 440 00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:30,315 Fine. You know, he told me that you had a thing with Tiger. 441 00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:32,476 - Oh, who told you? Cheating Kisan? - What... When he... 442 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:33,894 Don't start stuttering and muttering now. 443 00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:36,626 Yeah, Kisan, he told me. But he said not to say anything, so... 444 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:40,919 - Well, we know how that worked out. - I couldn't help myself. 445 00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:42,861 What's that fool doing, talking about my business 446 00:21:42,885 --> 00:21:44,154 when he's rolling around with some skank 447 00:21:44,178 --> 00:21:46,044 - behind Tiffany's back anyway? - Was it true? 448 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,818 You're asking me if I hooked up with Tiger? 449 00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:49,885 - Yeah, I am. - Duh. 450 00:21:50,935 --> 00:21:52,471 I was waitressing at Waffle House. 451 00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:53,677 "Duh"? 452 00:21:54,355 --> 00:21:56,893 That's how you answer whether or not you fucked somebody? "Duh"? 453 00:21:57,358 --> 00:21:59,691 - What is that? - I'm gonna go home. 454 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:04,188 Donna, wait. Come on. I love you. That's what I'm trying to say. 455 00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:07,072 I'm sorry. 456 00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:08,887 You're really telling me you love me for the first time 457 00:22:08,911 --> 00:22:10,806 after we just talked about me fucking Tiger Woods. 458 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:13,163 - I am. - You're a sick fuck, you know that? 459 00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,245 And I love you too. 460 00:22:20,548 --> 00:22:23,712 Listen, we don't have to tell Kisan, though. Right? 461 00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:25,292 Like I'm gonna say anything to Kisan. 462 00:22:25,386 --> 00:22:27,173 Come on. You know I'm cooler than that. 463 00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:40,394 Hi. 464 00:22:43,571 --> 00:22:45,312 Spencer Strasmore and Joe Krutel. 465 00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:49,654 Sorry. Whose list? 'Cause you're not on Lance's. 466 00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:51,776 Not on Lance's list? Can I see this? 467 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:57,824 What the fuck, dude? 468 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,212 I stand before you all 469 00:23:02,298 --> 00:23:06,759 to introduce a young man who sat in the very same seats as you... 470 00:23:06,844 --> 00:23:08,801 Kind of. You broke the damn thing. 471 00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:13,303 ...walked the same halls, studied the same classes, 472 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:17,511 and, of course, played on the same field. 473 00:23:18,647 --> 00:23:21,890 With the help and guidance of his friend, 474 00:23:21,984 --> 00:23:26,775 General Carver's astute Reggie Morris. 475 00:23:27,281 --> 00:23:30,069 Astute? Man's smooth, I'll give him that. 476 00:23:30,868 --> 00:23:31,984 You are, Reg. 477 00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:34,444 Maybe I could stand to be a bit more philanthropic. 478 00:23:35,122 --> 00:23:37,034 After all, I mean, five grand ain't shit. 479 00:23:38,459 --> 00:23:41,668 I think that we can up it a tiny bit. 480 00:23:42,671 --> 00:23:44,082 You sure? 481 00:23:45,174 --> 00:23:47,006 It is with great pleasure 482 00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:51,002 that we retire the number 90 483 00:23:51,889 --> 00:23:55,098 and rename our field 484 00:23:56,310 --> 00:23:57,846 "The Littelfield!" 485 00:24:39,019 --> 00:24:40,351 I don't want to stop the music, 486 00:24:40,437 --> 00:24:44,807 but I'm a man of action, not words, 487 00:24:45,401 --> 00:24:48,189 so I just want to thank y'all from the bottom of my heart 488 00:24:48,278 --> 00:24:49,564 and say, 489 00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:52,943 I'm donating $1,000,000 to the school, y'all! 490 00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:01,164 What the fuck are you doing, man? Are you fucking high? 491 00:25:02,793 --> 00:25:04,876 Hey, band, how about y'all play me something I know? 492 00:25:04,962 --> 00:25:06,123 Please. Come on, y'all. 493 00:25:15,472 --> 00:25:16,508 A million? 494 00:25:31,196 --> 00:25:32,937 If you want, you know, I can talk to him. 495 00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:35,490 - I sort of speak his language. - Yeah? What's that, douche? 496 00:25:35,576 --> 00:25:36,845 I don't even know why I speak sometimes. 497 00:25:36,869 --> 00:25:38,906 Hey, bro. Where's Lance? 498 00:25:38,996 --> 00:25:41,784 No clue, dude, but take a chill pill, would you? 499 00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:43,476 No, I'm not gonna take any pills, all right? 500 00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:45,437 Neither should you. You shouldn't do any of that shit. 501 00:25:45,461 --> 00:25:47,202 All right? Drugs are bad. Just say no. 502 00:25:47,296 --> 00:25:49,913 "Drugs are bad." Never chill. Never chill. Never chill. 503 00:25:50,007 --> 00:25:51,464 Hey, listen, I know you're upset, 504 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:54,167 but there's no need to ruin everybody else's night, you know? 505 00:25:54,678 --> 00:25:57,386 And not all drugs are bad. 506 00:25:57,473 --> 00:26:00,386 - I mean, ask Steve Jobs. - He's dead. 507 00:26:00,476 --> 00:26:02,559 Not from taking LSD. 508 00:26:02,644 --> 00:26:04,247 As a matter of fact, he's on record as saying 509 00:26:04,271 --> 00:26:06,228 it helped with his creativity. 510 00:26:06,315 --> 00:26:07,751 Joe, come on, man. Cut the shit, all right? 511 00:26:07,775 --> 00:26:09,655 Our ass is on the line. Your ass is on the line, 512 00:26:09,735 --> 00:26:11,351 with this fucking company you purchased. 513 00:26:11,445 --> 00:26:12,725 Look, I know. I'm aware of that. 514 00:26:12,780 --> 00:26:15,113 I just like to deflect in moments of crisis. 515 00:26:15,365 --> 00:26:17,277 Whoa! Fellows! 516 00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:19,825 I'm so happy you could make it. 517 00:26:19,912 --> 00:26:22,871 Yeah, wow, well, your warm welcome is a little surprising, 518 00:26:22,956 --> 00:26:24,350 considering we weren't even on the list. 519 00:26:24,374 --> 00:26:26,582 That's an oversight, I can assure you. 520 00:26:26,668 --> 00:26:28,330 - Administrative error. - Ah. 521 00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:30,082 - Great party. - Yeah. 522 00:26:30,172 --> 00:26:31,458 Yeah, if you can't share it 523 00:26:31,548 --> 00:26:34,541 with the ones that helped you make it, who can you share it with? 524 00:26:34,635 --> 00:26:37,423 Who's paying for all the gratitude that you're spreading around here? 525 00:26:38,305 --> 00:26:40,922 - Again with the money. - Yeah, again with the money. 526 00:26:41,016 --> 00:26:43,495 Again with the money. It's our money, and we want to know where it's going. 527 00:26:43,519 --> 00:26:46,227 A million bucks for a skate video seems a little fucking excessive. 528 00:26:46,313 --> 00:26:48,600 And liberating, you know? 529 00:26:48,690 --> 00:26:51,103 And I can't wait to get back out there to it again, too. 530 00:26:51,193 --> 00:26:52,879 You're gonna love it when it's finished, mate. 531 00:26:52,903 --> 00:26:54,644 You missed his point totally, Lance. 532 00:26:54,738 --> 00:26:57,526 This whole thing feels a little bit 533 00:26:57,616 --> 00:26:59,448 like a big "fuck you" to us. 534 00:26:59,535 --> 00:27:01,455 - Oh, no. Come on. No. - Yeah, it does. 535 00:27:01,495 --> 00:27:03,515 - I can't believe that. Listen. Lance! - Yeah. I'm pretty sure it does. 536 00:27:03,539 --> 00:27:06,623 - Tell him. - It's all a matter of perception. 537 00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:09,542 You know? I've been working on this video for months, 538 00:27:09,628 --> 00:27:11,745 and when I get a chance to spend more of your money, 539 00:27:11,839 --> 00:27:13,956 I'll gleefully take it. 540 00:27:14,049 --> 00:27:16,006 Hence, the added scope. 541 00:27:16,093 --> 00:27:19,382 Yeah, yeah. Hence the added scope after-party. 542 00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:21,758 Exactly! We're finally on the same page. 543 00:27:21,849 --> 00:27:23,966 Feels a little bit like insubordination. 544 00:27:24,059 --> 00:27:25,595 - Wouldn't you say? - Yeah, Lance, 545 00:27:25,686 --> 00:27:27,268 you gotta get yourself in check, man. 546 00:27:28,814 --> 00:27:30,771 You come to my house, 547 00:27:30,858 --> 00:27:33,316 and you let him embarrass me like this. 548 00:27:33,402 --> 00:27:35,282 Gentlemen, you need to keep yourselves in check. 549 00:27:35,362 --> 00:27:37,820 I'll remind you, I'm not an employee. 550 00:27:37,906 --> 00:27:40,990 I built this company. I work for me. 551 00:27:41,076 --> 00:27:42,442 I answer to me. 552 00:27:42,536 --> 00:27:43,947 We get that. We understand. 553 00:27:44,037 --> 00:27:46,279 But this thing has to run more efficiently, you know? 554 00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:47,614 Like a big family. 555 00:27:47,708 --> 00:27:50,576 Like a giant dysfunctional fucking family. 556 00:27:50,669 --> 00:27:53,252 Yeah, we pumped a lot of our own money into this company, Lance. 557 00:27:53,338 --> 00:27:56,376 - Into you! - Well, then I guess you're fucked 558 00:27:56,842 --> 00:28:00,210 because you bought the company, but you didn't buy me. 559 00:28:01,263 --> 00:28:03,630 I'm drawing a line in the sand, mate, yeah? 560 00:28:04,099 --> 00:28:07,092 'Cause let me tell you. I ain't changing. 561 00:28:07,186 --> 00:28:11,055 I'm gonna do whatever the hell I want whenever the hell I want, 562 00:28:11,565 --> 00:28:15,650 with whoever I want, whenever I want. Do you feel me? 563 00:28:19,406 --> 00:28:20,942 I feel you. 564 00:28:26,163 --> 00:28:29,406 - Do you feel me? - Yeah. Ow. I do feel you, yeah. 565 00:28:29,499 --> 00:28:31,059 Okay, good. I want you to feel this too. 566 00:28:32,377 --> 00:28:33,663 You're fired, mate. 567 00:28:36,131 --> 00:28:37,622 Ah, fuck. 45375

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