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Kane is in the building, nigga...
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Now tell me how you love it
You know you at the top
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When only heaven's right above it,
we on
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'Cause we on
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Who else is really trying to fuck
with Hollywood Cole?
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I'm with Marley G, bro
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Flying Holly Grove chicks
to my Hollywood shows
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And I wanna tell you something
that you probably should know
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This that
Slumdog Millionaire Bollywood flow
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And...
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My real friends never hearing from me
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Fake friends write the wrong
answers on the mirror for me
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That's why I pick and choose
I don't get shit confused
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Don't like my women single
I like my chicks in twos
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And these days all the girls
is down to roll
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I hit the strip club
and all them bitches find the pole
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Plus, I been sippin'
So this shit is movin' kinda slow
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Just tell my girl to tell her friend
that it's time to go
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Reggie, don't be insecure.
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There's nothing wrong
with telling a man you miss him.
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I ain't said
I missed you, Spencer.
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I said I noticed you and your
cue-ball partner have been missing.
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We ain't missing. We're here in
your hometown of sunny SoCal,
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we're expanding our ASM footprint.
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I see that. We got your
invite to the Surf Classic.
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Did you like the board?
Pretty original, right?
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I say black people don't surf, but
Vern thinks he found his true calling.
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I bet you Vern looks like
Kelly Slater on that thing.
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Shit, he ain't no Kelly Slater.
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He look like he ate Kelly Slater.
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- Hey, Reg! Who you talking to?
- Spencer.
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Hey, you tell him
we coming out there?
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You guys coming to the tourney?
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No, we coming to check out
our five mil investment.
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Remind Vernon that it's me,
and have a little bit of trust,
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and you guys be good silent partners,
with an emphasis on the "silent."
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Yo, man. Fuck that, man. You know
trust ain't one of my specialties.
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Reggie, everything is gonna be fine.
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I just signed a big Coke deal
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that I'm gonna leverage
into a sponsorship
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with the Surf Channel
and an acquisition of the WSL.
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Yo, man, relax. Chill, man.
I'm just fucking with you.
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We're coming out, 'cause
Vernon getting his number retired
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at General Carver High.
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That's amazing news!
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Well, wish him congratulations for me,
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and tell me when you guys get in.
I'll pick you up.
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Don't you fucking love this energy?
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Holy shit, who needs Miami?
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This reminds me
of my fucking childhood.
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Except my childhood I spent mostly
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laying in bed, black light on,
Skynyrd on the turntable.
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Well, I'm glad chaos
was your creature comfort
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because I, unlike you,
never grew up high and traumatized.
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Well, you better get used to it
because Lance is having a meltdown.
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Ryan, you little motherfucker,
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this is not a proposition
from Wittgenstein.
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All right, lads,
this is a simple fucking request.
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Find Parker. Get him on the fucking
phone so that I can speak to him.
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I gotta go. Some grownups here.
All right. Fuck you!
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Hey.
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What's going on, Lance?
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Yeah, we got a big problem.
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- Parker's missing.
- What do you mean?
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Like "Face on a milk carton" missing,
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or "I just don't want
to call my wife" missing?
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I got a text from him yesterday,
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telling me he wiped out,
skateboarding.
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I call him today to check how he is.
Kid won't take my calls.
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We've got a global campaign
worth millions.
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Coca-Cola's sponsoring him.
He's gotta surf! He signed a contract.
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We've got commercials,
banners, soda cans,
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but he's got to fucking surf.
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The whole deal is predicated
on the kid fucking surfing
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- at the fucking Classic.
- Let me ask you a question.
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Does he typically abandon you
in times of crisis like this?
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We got like a father-son relationship,
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except he'd like a different father,
I'd like a different son.
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- It's complex.
- Why don't you let us intervene?
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We are uniquely qualified to deal with
very talented and delinquent people.
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Because he's talented,
and I'm delinquent.
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Do you know what?
That's not a bad idea
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because if I catch up with him,
that surfboard is going up his ass.
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We got you. Just do
what I do before big games.
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What's that?
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Bang my head against a fucking locker.
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I love moving day!
Especially with you, babe.
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- Huh?
- Mmm.
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That goes through there,
in the master.
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All right, ma'am.
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Oh, uh, uh, fellows,
that's going to the master, too.
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Wrong. That goes in
the guesthouse with TTD.
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- Yes!
- What T need with that?
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That's a $40,000 mattress!
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Come on, man.
Let a nigger rest in comfort.
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You gonna rest in peace,
you keep talking.
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If you really think that shit that
you fucked all your little ho's on
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is coming into my bedroom,
you lost your mind.
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In all fairness to Rick,
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I never saw him
with another girl on that bed
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- till he met you, Amber.
- TTD? Shut the fuck up.
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I mean, there's nobody
before you, babe.
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That's as accurate as me saying
there was nobody before you.
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But you best know
there's no one after me.
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You damn right.
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And I don't want
nor need anybody else,
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so you know what? TT,
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- mattress is yours.
- Oh, yeah!
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You know I'm gonna take care of it.
Mmm!
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So disgusting.
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Can you even see your dick?
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I can see it when I pull it out.
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It's Spencer, babe. I gotta take this.
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Where you going with my cereal?
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Don't pitch me on Cleveland
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'cause at this point
I just might take that shit, J.
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No, no.
I have an inspired idea.
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I just need your approval first.
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All right, good. Lay it on me.
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How about I call our boy at the Rams?
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Shit, I don't know about that.
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Chuck is not gonna go to bat for me
after what happened in Miami, man.
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Buddy, the past is the past.
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If he wants to be a great GM,
then he needs to be opportunistic.
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Shit. Let's hope he has
short-term memory loss.
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Look, you're not
a charity case, all right?
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You'd fit perfectly
into their offense.
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- I'm not looking for a handout.
- We're not begging.
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We're gonna call him up,
like gentlemen.
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Like dons.
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What? You always know what to say,
don't you, Jason?
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All right. But you make the call.
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I'm trying to keep some distance
between me and rejection, baby.
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You got it, buddy.
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Dealing with this shit is
just like dealing with Sizz or Ricky.
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Yeah, that's why
you're gonna be great at it.
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I love your optimism, buddy.
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It's not optimism.
That's reality, pal.
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This is what you were
put on the planet to do.
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I have football
pumping through my veins.
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That's what we should be focusing on.
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Yeah. We'll do that after we...
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One second.
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Hello.
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Spencer. Jayda Crawford.
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Jayda. Jayda...
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Jason Antolotti's friend?
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Quincy Crawford's mom?
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Ah!
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That Jayda.
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- Yes. How are you?
- I'm great. Thanks.
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I spoke to Jason,
and I really appreciate you offering
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to set aside some time
to meet with me.
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Of course. Look, any friend of Jason
is a friend of mine.
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It's nice to be referred to
as more than "Q's mom."
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I bet it is, but, trust me,
you haven't seen anything yet, Jayda.
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Nothing surprises me anymore.
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I'm gonna be up
in your neck of the woods later today.
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What's your evening looking like?
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Wide open.
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How about we meet at the Viceroy
for drinks, how's 7:00 p.m.?
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Perfect. See you then.
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Ciao.
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Did you just fucking say "Ciao"?
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- Goddamn, I did, didn't I?
- Yes, you did! Holy shit!
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Wow!
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Listen, are you thinking about
messing with that high school kid?
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Come on. You know me.
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Yeah, I know you better
than you know yourself.
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You can't resist temptation.
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All right, I promise you I'm gonna
steer clear of that kid, okay?
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- Okay.
- All right.
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Even though he is
once in a generation.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, shit. Another hook.
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Can you pass me another ball, please?
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Actually, act like a real boyfriend
and put it on the fucking tee for me.
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Charles. How's life on the high perch?
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Stressful. Very stressful.
And it only just begun.
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You sound like a lifer already.
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But good news. I got
just the thing that's gonna lower
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- your blood pressure.
- Fantastic. I'm all ears.
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Goff tore it up last year,
but he needs another weapon.
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- I gotjust the guy for you.
- Really? Who you got?
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- The one and only Ricky Jerret.
- No, siree.
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Hey, J, you ever heard that phrase
"Fool me once, shame on you.
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"Fool me twice, go fuck yourself"?
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- That's this.
- Look, I feel you,
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but don't stand on ceremony.
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The guy's a great value.
He's got plenty of tread left,
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and don't tell him I told you this,
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but I could probably get you
a friends and family discount.
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Oh, okay. You know what?
I'll think about it, then.
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Just for you, though. Not for him.
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Oh, good looking out, big guy.
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Talk to you soon. Bye.
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Hey, can you get me
another basket of fucking balls?
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Sorry, babe.
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Are you really considering
signing Ricky?
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Hell, no.
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Not for nothing,
but, uh, I'm a pretty good listener.
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What?
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You know, if you want to talk, or...
I don't know.
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In case you haven't noticed,
Joe, I'm not much of a talker.
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You just need to listen to Parker.
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Okay.
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What the fuck?
What are you doing?
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Never announce yourself
when the perp is on the run.
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Okay, I don't know
if this is the best way
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to introduce ourselves
to the SoCal surf community.
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Yo, I think two bald guys
just broke into your crib.
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Yo, dudes,
you ever hear of a doorbell?
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My bad. Uh, ding-dong.
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Damn. That was a real G move.
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We're Lance's new partners.
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- Bosses. Technically.
- I figured.
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I seen your pic around, big man.
I know who you are.
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Grab a drink or smoke or something.
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- We'd love to.
- Yeah.
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Did you make sure
the bottle's not too hot?
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Yes, Daddy.
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You gave her six ounces, right?
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Of course, man.
I wouldn't cheat her out of her lunch.
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Plus the doctor said there's no such
thing as overfeeding her right now
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as long as it's breast milk.
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Well, don't be thinking about using
them chubby titties of yours,
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- all right?
- Nah!
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Are you gentlemen looking
for something special?
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Yeah, we are.
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We're not a couple,
if that's what you're thinking.
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I'm hetero as fuck, and available.
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You want me to post that
somewhere for you?
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- Throwing shade. I like that.
- Damn.
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That's the one
Bubba Watson uses, right?
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Won the Masters, wearing it.
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What you think, T? You think
they'll let me play with a Chrono?
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I'm gonna say a big "Fuck, no."
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Besides, you're retired anyway.
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Yeah, we'll see what Chuck
gotta say about that. It's nice.
240
00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:22,898
Ha! You got a better chance
of playing for Belichick again.
241
00:10:23,665 --> 00:10:25,702
Why is it every time
shit goes bad, it's an "I,"
242
00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,432
but when shit is popping,
it's "we" again?
243
00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:30,206
I don't know, but we should do
something nice for Chuck.
244
00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:32,858
We should send him something
to welcome him to LA,
245
00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:34,464
congratulate him on his new job.
246
00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:37,780
Finally opened your mouth,
and something good comes out. Good.
247
00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:38,906
All right, so what we gonna do?
248
00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:40,741
I don't know.
Depends on how bad you want the job.
249
00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:43,929
Shit. That's like asking a death row
inmate if he craves parole.
250
00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:46,260
This one says, "Please hire me."
251
00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:47,811
Do we get a deal if we buy two?
252
00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:50,556
Can you focus, please?
253
00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:53,003
This is nice. You know what?
Box this up. Ship it to him.
254
00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:55,047
- Say it's from both of us. Thank you.
- All right, all right.
255
00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:56,278
Just need your credit card.
256
00:10:57,407 --> 00:10:58,443
Yeah!
257
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:05,029
Oh, no, no, no. I get high on life.
258
00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:07,957
If you're trying to build a bond
between us, you're failing, man.
259
00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:09,492
Come on, Joe. Let's take a hit.
260
00:11:10,545 --> 00:11:14,539
All right. Big Man says take a hit,
Little Man takes a hit.
261
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,842
Holy fuck!
262
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:26,016
That's the force of Skywalker, brah.
263
00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:27,684
Yeah, no shit, huh?
264
00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:30,353
Whoo! May the Force
be with you, pal.
265
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:31,521
All right.
266
00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:34,767
Well, I don't get high when I work.
There you go.
267
00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:39,985
So what's the problem with Lance
and how can we help?
268
00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:41,940
Yeah. I mean, we love Lance.
269
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:44,118
He's a weasel
who's only in it for himself.
270
00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:46,867
- Yeah. Weasel, brah.
- That's a little harsh.
271
00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:48,204
Yeah, a little bit,
272
00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:51,875
especially since he landed you
that massively awesome Coke deal.
273
00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:53,418
For who, Coke?
274
00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:56,122
That's the problem.
275
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:57,696
Let me show you something real quick.
276
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:03,554
This is the Coke campaign
we did down on the beach.
277
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,305
You see, this
278
00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,412
is what the ad lackeys turned it into.
279
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,890
Looks like a dope image to me.
280
00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:11,436
Yeah, if my skin were that color.
281
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,351
What? Give me that thing!
282
00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:16,642
I don't know.
I don't see a big difference.
283
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,318
Yeah, no shit. Maybe you color blind.
284
00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:20,591
You're also not gonna pretend
to be somebody you're not.
285
00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:23,653
Right on. Look, I'm proud
to be a black man.
286
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:26,486
I just don't want to be
the Great Black Hope.
287
00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:28,991
You feel me?
I just want to be one of the boys,
288
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:33,122
not a black surfer,
but the greatest surfer, ever.
289
00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:35,586
Right? I'm from Laguna.
You feel me? Not the 'hood.
290
00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:39,130
If they want to market me,
they gotta do it for real.
291
00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:41,174
I don't want to be Obama, bro.
292
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,469
Whoa. I gotta stop you
right there, son.
293
00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:46,922
You don't want to be Obama?
That's... I'm fucked... I don't...
294
00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:48,825
- Don't you want to be Obama?
- Joe. Joe.
295
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,263
- Hey.
- I would.
296
00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:51,664
I understand where you're coming from.
297
00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:53,848
What happens if I'm a no-show
at this tourney tomorrow?
298
00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:57,016
Well, Coke has you under contract,
and you would be in breach.
299
00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:59,150
Can they sue me or something?
300
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:02,730
We get sued all the time.
We're getting sued left and right.
301
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,195
I mean, I'll go so far as to say
302
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,045
that you're not a man
until you've been sued.
303
00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:08,528
And divorced.
304
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,496
And accused of at least one homicide.
305
00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:14,328
No more Skywalker for this guy.
306
00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:16,456
Look, I would just want you
to do what feels right.
307
00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:20,085
- Yeah.
- Right is might.
308
00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:22,007
Right is...
309
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:24,797
Might?
310
00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:27,678
All right, fellows.
311
00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:31,635
In anticipation of this upcoming draft
and pending free agency,
312
00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:34,311
I wanted to take this time
to outline our approach.
313
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:37,080
It's gonna be a little bit different
than it's been in other years
314
00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:39,976
because, this year,
we gonna steal from the past
315
00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:42,235
and combine it with the future.
316
00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:43,807
Like Eastern and Western medicine.
317
00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:46,990
Like colonoscopies and acupuncture.
318
00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:48,863
Okay. All right. Settle down now.
319
00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:51,404
All I'm saying is,
I want us to be different.
320
00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:53,948
But most of all,
I want us to think different.
321
00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:56,579
- Wasn't that an Apple commercial?
- Exactly.
322
00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:58,480
And now they possess
the world's biggest market cap.
323
00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:00,785
You're losing them.
Get to the football part.
324
00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:03,670
All right,
so we're gonna focus on value.
325
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:06,259
And here comes the Moneyball pitch.
326
00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:11,015
I'm happy with where we are
defensively, personnel-wise.
327
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,740
So we're gonna continue to focus
on the offensive side of the ball.
328
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,428
Goff's come into his own,
329
00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:18,396
so let's get Goff a comfort blanket.
330
00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:21,684
You know, somebody
like a Whitten or a Gronk.
331
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:24,236
- Gives McVay more flexibility.
- Exactly.
332
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,930
I also want to look into finding
another possession receiver.
333
00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:29,386
Be really nice to find somebody
who can work the slot,
334
00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:31,777
- like Doug Baldwin.
- Ricky Jerret.
335
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:33,616
Excuse me?
336
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:36,540
Word on the street is,
he's considering un-retiring.
337
00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:38,200
I worked with him in Green Bay.
338
00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:39,709
I like him.
339
00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:42,705
That's a good idea.
He'd be cheap as dirt, too.
340
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:46,508
Yeah, uh, Coach McVay has
expressed interest in Kisan Teague.
341
00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:49,128
- Um, he's a running back.
- I'm aware,
342
00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:51,157
and Coach wants
to move him to the slot.
343
00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:53,094
Jerret's a great value.
344
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,096
And he's got experience.
345
00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:56,802
Yeah, but is he still in shape?
346
00:14:57,355 --> 00:14:59,722
I mean, you know,
have his skills deteriorated?
347
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:00,977
Only one way to find out.
348
00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:02,892
Put him through the paces.
349
00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:04,480
Work him out.
350
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:08,906
So thank you guys for coming,
but, uh, where are the Coke peeps at?
351
00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:11,483
I'm sorry. They couldn't make it
on such short notice.
352
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:15,116
We're Samuels, Harris & Hartwick,
the agency handling their account.
353
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:16,701
SHH.
354
00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:22,832
Like, "Shh!"
355
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,318
- That's the name of your firm, right?
- That's right.
356
00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:27,378
That's what you said?
357
00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:30,051
I'm the "S," from Samuels.
Founding partner.
358
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,007
Sorry. I got it. Sorry.
359
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:36,558
Coca-Cola empowers us.
360
00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:39,603
They leave the granular details to me,
if you have any questions.
361
00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:42,689
- Or concerns. I...
- Sorry, mate.
362
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,233
I didn't know there was
a meeting scheduled today.
363
00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:46,599
We came and looked for you.
364
00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:50,902
Well, I was in my flotation tank.
You needed only to rap on the lid.
365
00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:52,344
Is there something wrong
with your eyes?
366
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:54,408
Yeah, so let me jump into this
really quickly, guys.
367
00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:57,367
We're aware that Parker's image
has been manipulated.
368
00:15:57,707 --> 00:16:00,120
It wasn't manipulated.
It was finished.
369
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:02,576
Splitting hairs did not
save the rabbit.
370
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:07,878
Either way, this is not an accurate
representation of Parker.
371
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,083
We disagree.
372
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:12,378
I don't have a fucking clue
what you Aryans
373
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:13,929
are chatting about right now.
374
00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:16,974
They changed the skin tone
of Parker to fit this campaign,
375
00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:18,641
Lance, and it's not cool.
376
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:23,014
It's a couple of shades,
from caramel to beige. Come on.
377
00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:24,427
Does your client know about this?
378
00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:28,860
Our client has no clue
what shade Parker is, was, or will be.
379
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,609
We could make him Oompa-Loompa orange.
380
00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:34,199
We like how Parker looks.
381
00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:35,492
Actually, we love it.
382
00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:39,329
Guys, you are selling Parker
based off his race.
383
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:41,407
I won't deny race is a component.
384
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,538
A black surfer is very unique.
385
00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:45,790
Parker is his own
individual for sure, okay,
386
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,998
but take it from me, a man of color
who lives and works in a white world,
387
00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:51,458
sometimes, we just want to be
recognized for our talents.
388
00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:53,009
Yeah, I wouldn't want to be called
389
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:55,838
"the best Caucasian money manager
in the world."
390
00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,343
That would really bum me out.
391
00:16:57,433 --> 00:17:01,222
Yeah, I think we can sidebar this
for a little while, shall we?
392
00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:04,146
SHH and Coca-Cola put a lot of time
393
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:06,849
and a lot of resources
into this brilliant campaign,
394
00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:08,943
and I think we should really
respect their efforts.
395
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:12,445
This campaign will make Parker
a household name.
396
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:15,607
And he'll only benefit
from his association with Coke.
397
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,033
Let me be clear with you guys.
398
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:20,954
You're gonna change Parker's skin tone
back to its original fucking color,
399
00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:24,788
and I'm sure your client Coke
won't think it's too granular.
400
00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:26,122
It's too late.
401
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:30,038
Then maybe you don't count
on Parker showing up tomorrow.
402
00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:32,294
ASM recently acquired Sports X.
403
00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:34,259
That makes you equally liable.
404
00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:38,093
Oh! Okay, then,
nobody's suing anybody.
405
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:41,095
Parker will be out there
on them waves tomorrow,
406
00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:44,019
brown as you like,
carbonated if you want,
407
00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:45,892
or I'll legally change my name
408
00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:48,895
to Lance "Fuck Me in the Ass" Klians.
409
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,358
Okay? So, you two,
410
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:52,527
why don't we have
a quick chat outside?
411
00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:55,651
Come on. Do excuse us for a moment
while we handle
412
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,778
this obviously delicate issue.
413
00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:00,773
Sorry. Excuse me.
414
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:03,739
Guys, what the fuck?
415
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,491
I'm the brains and the charisma.
416
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:10,125
You're the face and torso, evidently,
and, Joe, you cut the checks.
417
00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:12,877
Now we're all clear
about our respective roles,
418
00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:14,503
we can move on perhaps, yeah?
419
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:18,258
Because this deal long precedes
your tenure with Sports X.
420
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:19,449
Don't shit in the apple cart!
421
00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:21,034
I don't give a fuck
about the apple cart.
422
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:23,345
All I care about is doing
the right fucking thing, Lance.
423
00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:25,806
- It's how we're wired.
- Oh, well, not always.
424
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:28,684
But no, most of the time.
Most of the time.
425
00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:30,227
Have you got any idea
426
00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:33,356
how many hours I've sunk
into this deal with Coca-Cola?
427
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,904
They're one of the most
recognizable brands in the world.
428
00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:38,198
We need them and others like them.
429
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:41,027
We can't fuck this up 'cause you're
acting like a couple of amateurs.
430
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:44,784
If Parker don't show tomorrow, that's
$3 million flushed down the toilet,
431
00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:48,584
two million of which belongs to us,
by the fucking way.
432
00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:50,661
And all because some
19-year-old surf diva
433
00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:52,542
don't like the lighting
in a fucking advert?
434
00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:54,714
Come on. I've got news for you.
435
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,292
You turn out the lights,
we're all fucking pitch-black.
436
00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:00,174
Whoa!
437
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:03,215
Strasmore,
don't get precious about that kid.
438
00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:05,141
It ain't about talent no more.
439
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:06,935
The world has changed.
440
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:10,431
If you look at that poster,
it hasn't changed enough for me.
441
00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:15,606
Nothing to add.
442
00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:25,488
All right.
443
00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:27,785
All right.
444
00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:32,285
- Spencer Strasmore?
- Jayda, you found me.
445
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:34,417
Well, you're hard to miss.
446
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,840
Ah, well, you have
quite the presence yourself.
447
00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:38,918
You need to
when you're a public defender.
448
00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:40,836
Can't have a thin skin, either.
449
00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:43,217
Oh, I can imagine.
Would you like a drink?
450
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:45,716
Uh, Don Julio Blanco, rocks, please.
451
00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:46,926
Oh!
452
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,302
I like your choice.
453
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:49,970
It's been one of those weeks.
454
00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:51,680
Yeah. Amen. No, I feel you.
455
00:19:52,066 --> 00:19:54,683
Jason tells me that, uh,
I should treat you like family.
456
00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:58,270
He's sweet. Did he tell you that
we went to law school together?
457
00:19:58,364 --> 00:19:59,445
- No.
- Ah.
458
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,361
He parlayed his degree into millions,
459
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:03,783
and I'm just trying to save the world
one perp at a time.
460
00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:07,070
Well, both very noble pursuits.
461
00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:09,030
You know, I want Quincy to find
462
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:11,037
- a school that checks all the boxes.
- Mmm-hmm.
463
00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:15,622
If he has to go, I want him to exit
more evolved than when he entered.
464
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:18,503
- So what are the rules?
- NCAA says there's rules,
465
00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:19,958
but, really, it's just hypocrisy.
466
00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:22,127
Who's watching out for the kids, then?
467
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:25,054
Well, the parents, but a lot of times,
that's not even the case.
468
00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:26,221
Well, that sounds perverse.
469
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:29,142
Look, I've seen your son play,
and he's pretty special.
470
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,685
He's gonna kill it anywhere he goes.
471
00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:32,808
He's a rare one. You did good.
472
00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:39,061
So how do I manage
this whole situation?
473
00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:41,947
You know the expression
"The clothes make the man"?
474
00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:43,406
Yeah, I'm looking at it.
475
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:47,866
Well, in this case, um,
476
00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:50,355
you know, these institutions,
they're gonna want you to think
477
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:52,874
that they will define
your son's career,
478
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,043
but the truth is,
Quincy is so talented,
479
00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:58,046
anywhere he goes,
he's gonna define that institution.
480
00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:00,498
Well, that sounds great,
481
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:03,256
but he's never gonna take advice
from his mother.
482
00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:05,632
So would you do me a favor
and talk to him?
483
00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:07,843
I would love to, Jayda, but I can't.
484
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:10,763
It goes against the rules
of my NFL registration.
485
00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:12,890
But I'm here, for you.
486
00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:14,888
- Talking, text, whatever you need.
- Great.
487
00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:17,106
- I may take you up on that.
- Great.
488
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,893
Surf Classic's today.
You think we should go check it out?
489
00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:23,943
Oh, that's
that surfboard invite we got?
490
00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:26,393
Yeah. Thinking about giving it a try.
491
00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:27,863
Don't.
492
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,473
I don't even know
why I try with you, man.
493
00:21:29,497 --> 00:21:31,417
- You just gotta shit on my dreams.
- No balance.
494
00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:33,299
- What up, Chuck?
- What's happening?
495
00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:36,042
Thank you
for the "Welcome to LA" watch.
496
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:37,968
What's up?
Just glad it fit your big-ass wrist.
497
00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:40,456
Chuck.
What, you trolling the neighborhood?
498
00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:42,085
Ha! Not exactly.
499
00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:43,879
- Hell of a hood, though.
- Yeah.
500
00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:45,255
Damn, what a house!
501
00:21:45,346 --> 00:21:47,884
Be great to get me and the missus
something like this one day.
502
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:51,307
They're selling one four doors down.
It's for sale. 12.5.
503
00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:53,260
- Oh, that's all, 12.5?
- Yeah.
504
00:21:54,063 --> 00:21:55,270
Little out of my price range.
505
00:21:55,356 --> 00:21:57,268
Not if you make
the right decisions, GM.
506
00:21:57,358 --> 00:21:59,395
- You know, they make bank nowadays.
- Yeah.
507
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:02,565
It's funny you say that.
That's why I'm here.
508
00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:04,612
This is business?
509
00:22:05,199 --> 00:22:06,235
Jason didn't mention it?
510
00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:08,358
No, not a peep.
511
00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:09,613
Huh.
512
00:22:10,704 --> 00:22:12,304
Hey, man,
how's your head feeling lately?
513
00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:15,953
My head? Just a memory, baby.
514
00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:19,453
All right. I wanted
to talk to you about playing again.
515
00:22:19,964 --> 00:22:22,067
And since the last time
me and you went down that road,
516
00:22:22,091 --> 00:22:24,694
things got a little funky between us,
I wanted to come do it in person.
517
00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:26,334
Shit, man, it's all good, all right?
518
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:29,046
And if I do come back,
I want to be like Marshawn Lynch,
519
00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:30,408
you know, be in the right situation.
520
00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:32,890
So if we talking about
playing in Cali, with you,
521
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:36,390
- then I'm interested. Yeah.
- Great. I'm interested, too.
522
00:22:36,939 --> 00:22:38,667
Could be great for Goff.
You seen this kid throw?
523
00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:40,168
Yeah, and he got
good pocket presence, too.
524
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:41,228
- He's good.
- Ooh!
525
00:22:41,569 --> 00:22:43,686
But, you know, I'm new
with this whole GM thing,
526
00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:47,193
and I like to do my homework,
so I can't be playing favorites.
527
00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:48,926
- Favorites?
- Yeah, that's why I wanted
528
00:22:48,951 --> 00:22:50,831
to come down here
and speak to you face-to-face,
529
00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:52,202
so there'd be no misunderstanding
530
00:22:52,288 --> 00:22:54,280
because, in order
for this whole thing to happen,
531
00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:55,767
I'm gonna need to see you work out.
532
00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:56,893
You need to see me work out?
533
00:22:56,917 --> 00:22:58,957
- Like I'm a walk-on?
- You got a problem with that?
534
00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:00,355
No, I ain't got a problem
with working out.
535
00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:01,815
You do got a problem with it.
I can see it.
536
00:23:01,839 --> 00:23:03,733
I got a problem with working out.
Yeah, you right.
537
00:23:03,757 --> 00:23:05,589
See that? Okay. And you know what?
538
00:23:05,968 --> 00:23:07,960
I'm gonna take
my poppy seed bagels and go.
539
00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:09,544
Don't forget your cream cheese.
540
00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:11,596
This was our cream cheese, Ricky!
541
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:18,136
Nigga, I thought
you wanted the damn job.
542
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:19,790
You're gonna need
a new job in a second.
543
00:23:26,447 --> 00:23:28,860
Welcome to
Huntington Beach, California.
544
00:23:28,949 --> 00:23:31,032
It's finals day at the Surf Classic.
545
00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:35,078
I am your voice, and today,
we are gonna crown our champion,
546
00:23:35,164 --> 00:23:36,951
as we go right to live action.
547
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:44,458
Calm down.
548
00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:46,373
- Jesus, fuck, I am calm.
- Jesus.
549
00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:48,420
On the inside, I'm calm.
550
00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:50,547
We support our guys.
We fight to the death,
551
00:23:51,388 --> 00:23:53,199
and we let our guys
make their own choices, right?
552
00:23:53,223 --> 00:23:54,259
Our fate is our fate.
553
00:23:54,475 --> 00:23:55,966
Yeah, yeah. That's great.
554
00:23:56,060 --> 00:23:58,393
You know, sometimes,
I swear to God, honestly,
555
00:23:58,812 --> 00:24:00,053
I would give my left nut
556
00:24:00,397 --> 00:24:03,686
to be a chubby,
Third-World fascist dictator,
557
00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:05,108
not give anybody any options.
558
00:24:07,905 --> 00:24:09,021
What's he so happy about?
559
00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:10,942
Oh, there we go.
560
00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:12,677
- Oh, look at that.
- Uh-huh.
561
00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:13,862
Wearing the Coke hat.
562
00:24:15,496 --> 00:24:17,863
Top of the morning
to you pair of ugly pricks!
563
00:24:18,207 --> 00:24:20,995
Thank God the boy
has got more brains than you, eh?
564
00:24:21,085 --> 00:24:23,042
- Mmm.
- And we know he's got more talent.
565
00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:24,209
Don't we?
566
00:24:24,505 --> 00:24:25,712
Let's see if he brought it.
567
00:24:26,924 --> 00:24:29,667
- Still overdressed.
- Overdressed?
568
00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:26,644
Yeah! Wow!
569
00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:28,516
Yeah. Perfect wave.
570
00:25:28,610 --> 00:25:29,851
Perfect ride!
571
00:25:29,945 --> 00:25:32,483
And that is a perfect day
in our world.
572
00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:34,322
- Beautiful.
- Very nice.
573
00:25:34,575 --> 00:25:35,691
Very nice.
574
00:25:47,838 --> 00:25:50,797
Third place goes to Lyon Brown!
575
00:25:54,428 --> 00:25:57,466
Comrades, good to see you.
What a day. What a day.
576
00:25:57,556 --> 00:26:00,139
In second place, Peter Smith!
577
00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:02,683
Well done. Irrelevant, but well done.
578
00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:07,354
And our champion today,
579
00:26:07,441 --> 00:26:11,560
in first place, Parker Jones!
580
00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:18,737
God is great!
581
00:26:27,169 --> 00:26:28,205
Yeah!
582
00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:29,623
That's right!
583
00:26:35,302 --> 00:26:36,418
Yeah!
584
00:26:38,889 --> 00:26:40,050
He really brought it, huh?
585
00:26:41,517 --> 00:26:42,883
Is he black enough for you now?
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