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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,716 --> 00:00:09,173 Kane is in the building, nigga... 2 00:00:23,315 --> 00:00:26,058 Now tell me how you love it You know you at the top 3 00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:29,903 When only heaven's right above it, we on 4 00:00:30,572 --> 00:00:32,655 'Cause we on 5 00:00:32,741 --> 00:00:35,825 Who else is really trying to fuck with Hollywood Cole? 6 00:00:35,911 --> 00:00:37,277 I'm with Marley G, bro 7 00:00:37,412 --> 00:00:40,530 Flying Holly Grove chicks to my Hollywood shows 8 00:00:40,666 --> 00:00:43,454 And I wanna tell you something that you probably should know 9 00:00:43,585 --> 00:00:46,919 This that Slumdog Millionaire Bollywood flow 10 00:00:47,005 --> 00:00:48,212 And... 11 00:00:48,340 --> 00:00:50,377 My real friends never hearing from me 12 00:00:50,509 --> 00:00:54,048 Fake friends write the wrong answers on the mirror for me 13 00:00:54,179 --> 00:00:56,717 That's why I pick and choose I don't get shit confused 14 00:00:56,807 --> 00:01:00,221 Don't like my women single I like my chicks in twos 15 00:01:00,310 --> 00:01:02,802 And these days all the girls is down to roll 16 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:05,604 I hit the strip club and all them bitches find the pole 17 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:09,359 Plus, I been sippin' So this shit is movin' kinda slow 18 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:12,194 Just tell my girl to tell her friend that it's time to go 19 00:01:18,954 --> 00:01:20,181 Reggie, don't be insecure. 20 00:01:20,205 --> 00:01:22,367 There's nothing wrong with telling a man you miss him. 21 00:01:22,457 --> 00:01:24,018 I ain't said I missed you, Spencer. 22 00:01:24,042 --> 00:01:27,501 I said I noticed you and your cue-ball partner have been missing. 23 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:30,251 We ain't missing. We're here in your hometown of sunny SoCal, 24 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:31,831 we're expanding our ASM footprint. 25 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:35,009 I see that. We got your invite to the Surf Classic. 26 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:36,935 Did you like the board? Pretty original, right? 27 00:01:36,972 --> 00:01:40,511 I say black people don't surf, but Vern thinks he found his true calling. 28 00:01:41,268 --> 00:01:43,348 I bet you Vern looks like Kelly Slater on that thing. 29 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:45,181 Shit, he ain't no Kelly Slater. 30 00:01:45,272 --> 00:01:47,138 He look like he ate Kelly Slater. 31 00:01:47,232 --> 00:01:50,100 - Hey, Reg! Who you talking to? - Spencer. 32 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:51,921 Hey, you tell him we coming out there? 33 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:53,185 You guys coming to the tourney? 34 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:55,525 No, we coming to check out our five mil investment. 35 00:01:55,866 --> 00:01:58,233 Remind Vernon that it's me, and have a little bit of trust, 36 00:01:58,327 --> 00:02:01,097 and you guys be good silent partners, with an emphasis on the "silent." 37 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:03,909 Yo, man. Fuck that, man. You know trust ain't one of my specialties. 38 00:02:03,999 --> 00:02:05,706 Reggie, everything is gonna be fine. 39 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:07,033 I just signed a big Coke deal 40 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:08,834 that I'm gonna leverage into a sponsorship 41 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:12,038 with the Surf Channel and an acquisition of the WSL. 42 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:14,715 Yo, man, relax. Chill, man. I'm just fucking with you. 43 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:16,738 We're coming out, 'cause Vernon getting his number retired 44 00:02:16,762 --> 00:02:17,798 at General Carver High. 45 00:02:18,055 --> 00:02:20,047 That's amazing news! 46 00:02:20,265 --> 00:02:21,785 Well, wish him congratulations for me, 47 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:23,620 and tell me when you guys get in. I'll pick you up. 48 00:02:25,604 --> 00:02:28,017 Don't you fucking love this energy? 49 00:02:28,106 --> 00:02:30,063 Holy shit, who needs Miami? 50 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:32,604 This reminds me of my fucking childhood. 51 00:02:32,694 --> 00:02:34,981 Except my childhood I spent mostly 52 00:02:35,072 --> 00:02:38,361 laying in bed, black light on, Skynyrd on the turntable. 53 00:02:38,450 --> 00:02:41,409 Well, I'm glad chaos was your creature comfort 54 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:44,283 because I, unlike you, never grew up high and traumatized. 55 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:47,680 Well, you better get used to it because Lance is having a meltdown. 56 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:49,979 Ryan, you little motherfucker, 57 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:51,869 this is not a proposition from Wittgenstein. 58 00:02:51,963 --> 00:02:54,296 All right, lads, this is a simple fucking request. 59 00:02:54,549 --> 00:02:58,213 Find Parker. Get him on the fucking phone so that I can speak to him. 60 00:02:58,303 --> 00:03:00,465 I gotta go. Some grownups here. All right. Fuck you! 61 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:02,964 Hey. 62 00:03:03,141 --> 00:03:04,177 What's going on, Lance? 63 00:03:04,267 --> 00:03:05,347 Yeah, we got a big problem. 64 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:08,685 - Parker's missing. - What do you mean? 65 00:03:08,772 --> 00:03:10,764 Like "Face on a milk carton" missing, 66 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:13,019 or "I just don't want to call my wife" missing? 67 00:03:13,110 --> 00:03:14,337 I got a text from him yesterday, 68 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:16,569 telling me he wiped out, skateboarding. 69 00:03:16,655 --> 00:03:19,989 I call him today to check how he is. Kid won't take my calls. 70 00:03:20,075 --> 00:03:22,317 We've got a global campaign worth millions. 71 00:03:22,411 --> 00:03:25,904 Coca-Cola's sponsoring him. He's gotta surf! He signed a contract. 72 00:03:25,997 --> 00:03:29,035 We've got commercials, banners, soda cans, 73 00:03:29,126 --> 00:03:30,269 but he's got to fucking surf. 74 00:03:30,293 --> 00:03:33,252 The whole deal is predicated on the kid fucking surfing 75 00:03:33,338 --> 00:03:36,001 - at the fucking Classic. - Let me ask you a question. 76 00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:38,879 Does he typically abandon you in times of crisis like this? 77 00:03:38,969 --> 00:03:40,926 We got like a father-son relationship, 78 00:03:41,012 --> 00:03:43,408 except he'd like a different father, I'd like a different son. 79 00:03:43,432 --> 00:03:45,243 - It's complex. - Why don't you let us intervene? 80 00:03:45,267 --> 00:03:48,510 We are uniquely qualified to deal with very talented and delinquent people. 81 00:03:48,603 --> 00:03:50,243 Because he's talented, and I'm delinquent. 82 00:03:50,272 --> 00:03:52,013 Do you know what? That's not a bad idea 83 00:03:52,107 --> 00:03:55,145 because if I catch up with him, that surfboard is going up his ass. 84 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:57,727 We got you. Just do what I do before big games. 85 00:03:57,821 --> 00:03:58,857 What's that? 86 00:03:58,989 --> 00:04:00,509 Bang my head against a fucking locker. 87 00:04:01,616 --> 00:04:03,858 I love moving day! Especially with you, babe. 88 00:04:03,994 --> 00:04:05,155 - Huh? - Mmm. 89 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:07,140 That goes through there, in the master. 90 00:04:07,164 --> 00:04:08,200 All right, ma'am. 91 00:04:08,290 --> 00:04:10,657 Oh, uh, uh, fellows, that's going to the master, too. 92 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:13,118 Wrong. That goes in the guesthouse with TTD. 93 00:04:13,211 --> 00:04:14,452 - Yes! - What T need with that? 94 00:04:14,546 --> 00:04:16,287 That's a $40,000 mattress! 95 00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:17,942 Come on, man. Let a nigger rest in comfort. 96 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:19,606 You gonna rest in peace, you keep talking. 97 00:04:19,885 --> 00:04:23,128 If you really think that shit that you fucked all your little ho's on 98 00:04:23,221 --> 00:04:25,759 is coming into my bedroom, you lost your mind. 99 00:04:25,974 --> 00:04:27,181 In all fairness to Rick, 100 00:04:27,476 --> 00:04:29,162 I never saw him with another girl on that bed 101 00:04:29,186 --> 00:04:31,303 - till he met you, Amber. - TTD? Shut the fuck up. 102 00:04:33,231 --> 00:04:35,143 I mean, there's nobody before you, babe. 103 00:04:35,358 --> 00:04:38,101 That's as accurate as me saying there was nobody before you. 104 00:04:38,195 --> 00:04:40,152 But you best know there's no one after me. 105 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:41,528 You damn right. 106 00:04:41,907 --> 00:04:43,384 And I don't want nor need anybody else, 107 00:04:43,408 --> 00:04:44,569 so you know what? TT, 108 00:04:45,327 --> 00:04:47,614 - mattress is yours. - Oh, yeah! 109 00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:49,661 You know I'm gonna take care of it. Mmm! 110 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:52,080 So disgusting. 111 00:04:52,542 --> 00:04:54,312 Can you even see your dick? 112 00:04:54,336 --> 00:04:55,952 I can see it when I pull it out. 113 00:04:56,087 --> 00:04:57,607 It's Spencer, babe. I gotta take this. 114 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:00,710 Where you going with my cereal? 115 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:04,050 Don't pitch me on Cleveland 116 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:07,005 'cause at this point I just might take that shit, J. 117 00:05:07,098 --> 00:05:09,260 No, no. I have an inspired idea. 118 00:05:09,351 --> 00:05:10,933 I just need your approval first. 119 00:05:11,228 --> 00:05:12,413 All right, good. Lay it on me. 120 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:14,554 How about I call our boy at the Rams? 121 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:17,481 Shit, I don't know about that. 122 00:05:18,568 --> 00:05:21,436 Chuck is not gonna go to bat for me after what happened in Miami, man. 123 00:05:21,530 --> 00:05:22,941 Buddy, the past is the past. 124 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:26,108 If he wants to be a great GM, then he needs to be opportunistic. 125 00:05:26,201 --> 00:05:28,739 Shit. Let's hope he has short-term memory loss. 126 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:30,348 Look, you're not a charity case, all right? 127 00:05:30,372 --> 00:05:32,739 You'd fit perfectly into their offense. 128 00:05:35,544 --> 00:05:37,522 - I'm not looking for a handout. - We're not begging. 129 00:05:37,546 --> 00:05:39,253 We're gonna call him up, like gentlemen. 130 00:05:39,589 --> 00:05:40,625 Like dons. 131 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:43,587 What? You always know what to say, don't you, Jason? 132 00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:46,715 All right. But you make the call. 133 00:05:47,264 --> 00:05:50,177 I'm trying to keep some distance between me and rejection, baby. 134 00:05:50,267 --> 00:05:51,428 You got it, buddy. 135 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:59,418 Dealing with this shit is just like dealing with Sizz or Ricky. 136 00:05:59,442 --> 00:06:01,128 Yeah, that's why you're gonna be great at it. 137 00:06:01,152 --> 00:06:02,313 I love your optimism, buddy. 138 00:06:02,404 --> 00:06:04,487 It's not optimism. That's reality, pal. 139 00:06:04,573 --> 00:06:06,439 This is what you were put on the planet to do. 140 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:08,399 I have football pumping through my veins. 141 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:10,401 That's what we should be focusing on. 142 00:06:10,495 --> 00:06:12,695 Yeah. We'll do that after we... 143 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:15,288 One second. 144 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:16,866 Hello. 145 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:18,872 Spencer. Jayda Crawford. 146 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:21,037 Jayda. Jayda... 147 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:23,331 Jason Antolotti's friend? 148 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:25,003 Quincy Crawford's mom? 149 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:26,254 Ah! 150 00:06:26,344 --> 00:06:27,460 That Jayda. 151 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:30,046 - Yes. How are you? - I'm great. Thanks. 152 00:06:30,265 --> 00:06:33,349 I spoke to Jason, and I really appreciate you offering 153 00:06:33,435 --> 00:06:35,267 to set aside some time to meet with me. 154 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:38,972 Of course. Look, any friend of Jason is a friend of mine. 155 00:06:39,441 --> 00:06:41,774 It's nice to be referred to as more than "Q's mom." 156 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:44,648 I bet it is, but, trust me, you haven't seen anything yet, Jayda. 157 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:46,104 Nothing surprises me anymore. 158 00:06:46,197 --> 00:06:48,985 I'm gonna be up in your neck of the woods later today. 159 00:06:49,701 --> 00:06:51,693 What's your evening looking like? 160 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:54,532 Wide open. 161 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:58,415 How about we meet at the Viceroy for drinks, how's 7:00 p.m.? 162 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:00,376 Perfect. See you then. 163 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:02,286 Ciao. 164 00:07:04,507 --> 00:07:07,420 Did you just fucking say "Ciao"? 165 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:10,758 - Goddamn, I did, didn't I? - Yes, you did! Holy shit! 166 00:07:11,723 --> 00:07:13,134 Wow! 167 00:07:13,642 --> 00:07:15,912 Listen, are you thinking about messing with that high school kid? 168 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:17,393 Come on. You know me. 169 00:07:17,479 --> 00:07:19,319 Yeah, I know you better than you know yourself. 170 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:20,850 You can't resist temptation. 171 00:07:21,816 --> 00:07:24,295 All right, I promise you I'm gonna steer clear of that kid, okay? 172 00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:25,355 - Okay. - All right. 173 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,778 Even though he is once in a generation. 174 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:29,192 Oh, fuck. 175 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:32,199 Oh, shit. Another hook. 176 00:07:33,662 --> 00:07:35,056 Can you pass me another ball, please? 177 00:07:37,832 --> 00:07:40,712 Actually, act like a real boyfriend and put it on the fucking tee for me. 178 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:45,706 Charles. How's life on the high perch? 179 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:48,462 Stressful. Very stressful. And it only just begun. 180 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:50,547 You sound like a lifer already. 181 00:07:51,012 --> 00:07:53,425 But good news. I got just the thing that's gonna lower 182 00:07:53,515 --> 00:07:57,179 - your blood pressure. - Fantastic. I'm all ears. 183 00:07:57,268 --> 00:08:01,387 Goff tore it up last year, but he needs another weapon. 184 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:04,940 - I gotjust the guy for you. - Really? Who you got? 185 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:07,852 - The one and only Ricky Jerret. - No, siree. 186 00:08:08,029 --> 00:08:12,023 Hey, J, you ever heard that phrase "Fool me once, shame on you. 187 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:14,066 "Fool me twice, go fuck yourself"? 188 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:16,527 - That's this. - Look, I feel you, 189 00:08:16,621 --> 00:08:18,112 but don't stand on ceremony. 190 00:08:18,206 --> 00:08:21,244 The guy's a great value. He's got plenty of tread left, 191 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:22,791 and don't tell him I told you this, 192 00:08:22,877 --> 00:08:24,939 but I could probably get you a friends and family discount. 193 00:08:24,963 --> 00:08:28,047 Oh, okay. You know what? I'll think about it, then. 194 00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:29,965 Just for you, though. Not for him. 195 00:08:30,051 --> 00:08:31,587 Oh, good looking out, big guy. 196 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:32,794 Talk to you soon. Bye. 197 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:36,760 Hey, can you get me another basket of fucking balls? 198 00:08:38,143 --> 00:08:39,224 Sorry, babe. 199 00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:41,556 Are you really considering signing Ricky? 200 00:08:42,605 --> 00:08:43,641 Hell, no. 201 00:08:45,066 --> 00:08:47,479 Not for nothing, but, uh, I'm a pretty good listener. 202 00:08:47,569 --> 00:08:48,650 What? 203 00:08:48,903 --> 00:08:50,895 You know, if you want to talk, or... I don't know. 204 00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:53,259 In case you haven't noticed, Joe, I'm not much of a talker. 205 00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:54,593 You just need to listen to Parker. 206 00:08:54,617 --> 00:08:55,903 Okay. 207 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:02,309 What the fuck? What are you doing? 208 00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:04,373 Never announce yourself when the perp is on the run. 209 00:09:06,171 --> 00:09:07,648 Okay, I don't know if this is the best way 210 00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:10,289 to introduce ourselves to the SoCal surf community. 211 00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:24,221 Yo, I think two bald guys just broke into your crib. 212 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:26,305 Yo, dudes, you ever hear of a doorbell? 213 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:28,391 My bad. Uh, ding-dong. 214 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:31,022 Damn. That was a real G move. 215 00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:32,937 We're Lance's new partners. 216 00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:35,193 - Bosses. Technically. - I figured. 217 00:09:35,366 --> 00:09:37,219 I seen your pic around, big man. I know who you are. 218 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:38,637 Grab a drink or smoke or something. 219 00:09:38,661 --> 00:09:40,277 - We'd love to. - Yeah. 220 00:09:41,039 --> 00:09:42,516 Did you make sure the bottle's not too hot? 221 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:43,656 Yes, Daddy. 222 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,286 You gave her six ounces, right? 223 00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:48,206 Of course, man. I wouldn't cheat her out of her lunch. 224 00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:51,805 Plus the doctor said there's no such thing as overfeeding her right now 225 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:53,527 as long as it's breast milk. 226 00:09:53,551 --> 00:09:55,362 Well, don't be thinking about using them chubby titties of yours, 227 00:09:55,386 --> 00:09:56,422 - all right? - Nah! 228 00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:58,365 Are you gentlemen looking for something special? 229 00:09:58,389 --> 00:09:59,425 Yeah, we are. 230 00:09:59,516 --> 00:10:01,516 We're not a couple, if that's what you're thinking. 231 00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:04,302 I'm hetero as fuck, and available. 232 00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:06,826 You want me to post that somewhere for you? 233 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:08,935 - Throwing shade. I like that. - Damn. 234 00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:11,295 That's the one Bubba Watson uses, right? 235 00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:12,605 Won the Masters, wearing it. 236 00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:15,299 What you think, T? You think they'll let me play with a Chrono? 237 00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:16,814 I'm gonna say a big "Fuck, no." 238 00:10:16,908 --> 00:10:18,194 Besides, you're retired anyway. 239 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:20,554 Yeah, we'll see what Chuck gotta say about that. It's nice. 240 00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:22,898 Ha! You got a better chance of playing for Belichick again. 241 00:10:23,665 --> 00:10:25,702 Why is it every time shit goes bad, it's an "I," 242 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,432 but when shit is popping, it's "we" again? 243 00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:30,206 I don't know, but we should do something nice for Chuck. 244 00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:32,858 We should send him something to welcome him to LA, 245 00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:34,464 congratulate him on his new job. 246 00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:37,780 Finally opened your mouth, and something good comes out. Good. 247 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:38,906 All right, so what we gonna do? 248 00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:40,741 I don't know. Depends on how bad you want the job. 249 00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:43,929 Shit. That's like asking a death row inmate if he craves parole. 250 00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:46,260 This one says, "Please hire me." 251 00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:47,811 Do we get a deal if we buy two? 252 00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:50,556 Can you focus, please? 253 00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:53,003 This is nice. You know what? Box this up. Ship it to him. 254 00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:55,047 - Say it's from both of us. Thank you. - All right, all right. 255 00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:56,278 Just need your credit card. 256 00:10:57,407 --> 00:10:58,443 Yeah! 257 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:05,029 Oh, no, no, no. I get high on life. 258 00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:07,957 If you're trying to build a bond between us, you're failing, man. 259 00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:09,492 Come on, Joe. Let's take a hit. 260 00:11:10,545 --> 00:11:14,539 All right. Big Man says take a hit, Little Man takes a hit. 261 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,842 Holy fuck! 262 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:26,016 That's the force of Skywalker, brah. 263 00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:27,684 Yeah, no shit, huh? 264 00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:30,353 Whoo! May the Force be with you, pal. 265 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:31,521 All right. 266 00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:34,767 Well, I don't get high when I work. There you go. 267 00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:39,985 So what's the problem with Lance and how can we help? 268 00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:41,940 Yeah. I mean, we love Lance. 269 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:44,118 He's a weasel who's only in it for himself. 270 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:46,867 - Yeah. Weasel, brah. - That's a little harsh. 271 00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:48,204 Yeah, a little bit, 272 00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:51,875 especially since he landed you that massively awesome Coke deal. 273 00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:53,418 For who, Coke? 274 00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:56,122 That's the problem. 275 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:57,696 Let me show you something real quick. 276 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:03,554 This is the Coke campaign we did down on the beach. 277 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,305 You see, this 278 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,412 is what the ad lackeys turned it into. 279 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,890 Looks like a dope image to me. 280 00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:11,436 Yeah, if my skin were that color. 281 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,351 What? Give me that thing! 282 00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:16,642 I don't know. I don't see a big difference. 283 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,318 Yeah, no shit. Maybe you color blind. 284 00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:20,591 You're also not gonna pretend to be somebody you're not. 285 00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:23,653 Right on. Look, I'm proud to be a black man. 286 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:26,486 I just don't want to be the Great Black Hope. 287 00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:28,991 You feel me? I just want to be one of the boys, 288 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:33,122 not a black surfer, but the greatest surfer, ever. 289 00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:35,586 Right? I'm from Laguna. You feel me? Not the 'hood. 290 00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:39,130 If they want to market me, they gotta do it for real. 291 00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:41,174 I don't want to be Obama, bro. 292 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,469 Whoa. I gotta stop you right there, son. 293 00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:46,922 You don't want to be Obama? That's... I'm fucked... I don't... 294 00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:48,825 - Don't you want to be Obama? - Joe. Joe. 295 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,263 - Hey. - I would. 296 00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:51,664 I understand where you're coming from. 297 00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:53,848 What happens if I'm a no-show at this tourney tomorrow? 298 00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:57,016 Well, Coke has you under contract, and you would be in breach. 299 00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:59,150 Can they sue me or something? 300 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:02,730 We get sued all the time. We're getting sued left and right. 301 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,195 I mean, I'll go so far as to say 302 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,045 that you're not a man until you've been sued. 303 00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:08,528 And divorced. 304 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,496 And accused of at least one homicide. 305 00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:14,328 No more Skywalker for this guy. 306 00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:16,456 Look, I would just want you to do what feels right. 307 00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:20,085 - Yeah. - Right is might. 308 00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:22,007 Right is... 309 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:24,797 Might? 310 00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:27,678 All right, fellows. 311 00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:31,635 In anticipation of this upcoming draft and pending free agency, 312 00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:34,311 I wanted to take this time to outline our approach. 313 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:37,080 It's gonna be a little bit different than it's been in other years 314 00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:39,976 because, this year, we gonna steal from the past 315 00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:42,235 and combine it with the future. 316 00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:43,807 Like Eastern and Western medicine. 317 00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:46,990 Like colonoscopies and acupuncture. 318 00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:48,863 Okay. All right. Settle down now. 319 00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:51,404 All I'm saying is, I want us to be different. 320 00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:53,948 But most of all, I want us to think different. 321 00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:56,579 - Wasn't that an Apple commercial? - Exactly. 322 00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:58,480 And now they possess the world's biggest market cap. 323 00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:00,785 You're losing them. Get to the football part. 324 00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:03,670 All right, so we're gonna focus on value. 325 00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:06,259 And here comes the Moneyball pitch. 326 00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:11,015 I'm happy with where we are defensively, personnel-wise. 327 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,740 So we're gonna continue to focus on the offensive side of the ball. 328 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,428 Goff's come into his own, 329 00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:18,396 so let's get Goff a comfort blanket. 330 00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:21,684 You know, somebody like a Whitten or a Gronk. 331 00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:24,236 - Gives McVay more flexibility. - Exactly. 332 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,930 I also want to look into finding another possession receiver. 333 00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:29,386 Be really nice to find somebody who can work the slot, 334 00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:31,777 - like Doug Baldwin. - Ricky Jerret. 335 00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:33,616 Excuse me? 336 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:36,540 Word on the street is, he's considering un-retiring. 337 00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:38,200 I worked with him in Green Bay. 338 00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:39,709 I like him. 339 00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:42,705 That's a good idea. He'd be cheap as dirt, too. 340 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:46,508 Yeah, uh, Coach McVay has expressed interest in Kisan Teague. 341 00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:49,128 - Um, he's a running back. - I'm aware, 342 00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:51,157 and Coach wants to move him to the slot. 343 00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:53,094 Jerret's a great value. 344 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,096 And he's got experience. 345 00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:56,802 Yeah, but is he still in shape? 346 00:14:57,355 --> 00:14:59,722 I mean, you know, have his skills deteriorated? 347 00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:00,977 Only one way to find out. 348 00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:02,892 Put him through the paces. 349 00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:04,480 Work him out. 350 00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:08,906 So thank you guys for coming, but, uh, where are the Coke peeps at? 351 00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:11,483 I'm sorry. They couldn't make it on such short notice. 352 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:15,116 We're Samuels, Harris & Hartwick, the agency handling their account. 353 00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:16,701 SHH. 354 00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:22,832 Like, "Shh!" 355 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,318 - That's the name of your firm, right? - That's right. 356 00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:27,378 That's what you said? 357 00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:30,051 I'm the "S," from Samuels. Founding partner. 358 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,007 Sorry. I got it. Sorry. 359 00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:36,558 Coca-Cola empowers us. 360 00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:39,603 They leave the granular details to me, if you have any questions. 361 00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:42,689 - Or concerns. I... - Sorry, mate. 362 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,233 I didn't know there was a meeting scheduled today. 363 00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:46,599 We came and looked for you. 364 00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:50,902 Well, I was in my flotation tank. You needed only to rap on the lid. 365 00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:52,344 Is there something wrong with your eyes? 366 00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:54,408 Yeah, so let me jump into this really quickly, guys. 367 00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:57,367 We're aware that Parker's image has been manipulated. 368 00:15:57,707 --> 00:16:00,120 It wasn't manipulated. It was finished. 369 00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:02,576 Splitting hairs did not save the rabbit. 370 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:07,878 Either way, this is not an accurate representation of Parker. 371 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,083 We disagree. 372 00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:12,378 I don't have a fucking clue what you Aryans 373 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:13,929 are chatting about right now. 374 00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:16,974 They changed the skin tone of Parker to fit this campaign, 375 00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:18,641 Lance, and it's not cool. 376 00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:23,014 It's a couple of shades, from caramel to beige. Come on. 377 00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:24,427 Does your client know about this? 378 00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:28,860 Our client has no clue what shade Parker is, was, or will be. 379 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,609 We could make him Oompa-Loompa orange. 380 00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:34,199 We like how Parker looks. 381 00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:35,492 Actually, we love it. 382 00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:39,329 Guys, you are selling Parker based off his race. 383 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:41,407 I won't deny race is a component. 384 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,538 A black surfer is very unique. 385 00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:45,790 Parker is his own individual for sure, okay, 386 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,998 but take it from me, a man of color who lives and works in a white world, 387 00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:51,458 sometimes, we just want to be recognized for our talents. 388 00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:53,009 Yeah, I wouldn't want to be called 389 00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:55,838 "the best Caucasian money manager in the world." 390 00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,343 That would really bum me out. 391 00:16:57,433 --> 00:17:01,222 Yeah, I think we can sidebar this for a little while, shall we? 392 00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:04,146 SHH and Coca-Cola put a lot of time 393 00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:06,849 and a lot of resources into this brilliant campaign, 394 00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:08,943 and I think we should really respect their efforts. 395 00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:12,445 This campaign will make Parker a household name. 396 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:15,607 And he'll only benefit from his association with Coke. 397 00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,033 Let me be clear with you guys. 398 00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:20,954 You're gonna change Parker's skin tone back to its original fucking color, 399 00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:24,788 and I'm sure your client Coke won't think it's too granular. 400 00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:26,122 It's too late. 401 00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:30,038 Then maybe you don't count on Parker showing up tomorrow. 402 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:32,294 ASM recently acquired Sports X. 403 00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:34,259 That makes you equally liable. 404 00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:38,093 Oh! Okay, then, nobody's suing anybody. 405 00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:41,095 Parker will be out there on them waves tomorrow, 406 00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:44,019 brown as you like, carbonated if you want, 407 00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:45,892 or I'll legally change my name 408 00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:48,895 to Lance "Fuck Me in the Ass" Klians. 409 00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,358 Okay? So, you two, 410 00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:52,527 why don't we have a quick chat outside? 411 00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:55,651 Come on. Do excuse us for a moment while we handle 412 00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,778 this obviously delicate issue. 413 00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:00,773 Sorry. Excuse me. 414 00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:03,739 Guys, what the fuck? 415 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,491 I'm the brains and the charisma. 416 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:10,125 You're the face and torso, evidently, and, Joe, you cut the checks. 417 00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:12,877 Now we're all clear about our respective roles, 418 00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:14,503 we can move on perhaps, yeah? 419 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:18,258 Because this deal long precedes your tenure with Sports X. 420 00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:19,449 Don't shit in the apple cart! 421 00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:21,034 I don't give a fuck about the apple cart. 422 00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:23,345 All I care about is doing the right fucking thing, Lance. 423 00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:25,806 - It's how we're wired. - Oh, well, not always. 424 00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:28,684 But no, most of the time. Most of the time. 425 00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:30,227 Have you got any idea 426 00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:33,356 how many hours I've sunk into this deal with Coca-Cola? 427 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,904 They're one of the most recognizable brands in the world. 428 00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:38,198 We need them and others like them. 429 00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:41,027 We can't fuck this up 'cause you're acting like a couple of amateurs. 430 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:44,784 If Parker don't show tomorrow, that's $3 million flushed down the toilet, 431 00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:48,584 two million of which belongs to us, by the fucking way. 432 00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:50,661 And all because some 19-year-old surf diva 433 00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:52,542 don't like the lighting in a fucking advert? 434 00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:54,714 Come on. I've got news for you. 435 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,292 You turn out the lights, we're all fucking pitch-black. 436 00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:00,174 Whoa! 437 00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:03,215 Strasmore, don't get precious about that kid. 438 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:05,141 It ain't about talent no more. 439 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:06,935 The world has changed. 440 00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:10,431 If you look at that poster, it hasn't changed enough for me. 441 00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:15,606 Nothing to add. 442 00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:25,488 All right. 443 00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:27,785 All right. 444 00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:32,285 - Spencer Strasmore? - Jayda, you found me. 445 00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:34,417 Well, you're hard to miss. 446 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,840 Ah, well, you have quite the presence yourself. 447 00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:38,918 You need to when you're a public defender. 448 00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:40,836 Can't have a thin skin, either. 449 00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:43,217 Oh, I can imagine. Would you like a drink? 450 00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:45,716 Uh, Don Julio Blanco, rocks, please. 451 00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:46,926 Oh! 452 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,302 I like your choice. 453 00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:49,970 It's been one of those weeks. 454 00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:51,680 Yeah. Amen. No, I feel you. 455 00:19:52,066 --> 00:19:54,683 Jason tells me that, uh, I should treat you like family. 456 00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:58,270 He's sweet. Did he tell you that we went to law school together? 457 00:19:58,364 --> 00:19:59,445 - No. - Ah. 458 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,361 He parlayed his degree into millions, 459 00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:03,783 and I'm just trying to save the world one perp at a time. 460 00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:07,070 Well, both very noble pursuits. 461 00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:09,030 You know, I want Quincy to find 462 00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:11,037 - a school that checks all the boxes. - Mmm-hmm. 463 00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:15,622 If he has to go, I want him to exit more evolved than when he entered. 464 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:18,503 - So what are the rules? - NCAA says there's rules, 465 00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:19,958 but, really, it's just hypocrisy. 466 00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:22,127 Who's watching out for the kids, then? 467 00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:25,054 Well, the parents, but a lot of times, that's not even the case. 468 00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:26,221 Well, that sounds perverse. 469 00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:29,142 Look, I've seen your son play, and he's pretty special. 470 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,685 He's gonna kill it anywhere he goes. 471 00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:32,808 He's a rare one. You did good. 472 00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:39,061 So how do I manage this whole situation? 473 00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:41,947 You know the expression "The clothes make the man"? 474 00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:43,406 Yeah, I'm looking at it. 475 00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:47,866 Well, in this case, um, 476 00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:50,355 you know, these institutions, they're gonna want you to think 477 00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:52,874 that they will define your son's career, 478 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,043 but the truth is, Quincy is so talented, 479 00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:58,046 anywhere he goes, he's gonna define that institution. 480 00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:00,498 Well, that sounds great, 481 00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:03,256 but he's never gonna take advice from his mother. 482 00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:05,632 So would you do me a favor and talk to him? 483 00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:07,843 I would love to, Jayda, but I can't. 484 00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:10,763 It goes against the rules of my NFL registration. 485 00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:12,890 But I'm here, for you. 486 00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:14,888 - Talking, text, whatever you need. - Great. 487 00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:17,106 - I may take you up on that. - Great. 488 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,893 Surf Classic's today. You think we should go check it out? 489 00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:23,943 Oh, that's that surfboard invite we got? 490 00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:26,393 Yeah. Thinking about giving it a try. 491 00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:27,863 Don't. 492 00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,473 I don't even know why I try with you, man. 493 00:21:29,497 --> 00:21:31,417 - You just gotta shit on my dreams. - No balance. 494 00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:33,299 - What up, Chuck? - What's happening? 495 00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:36,042 Thank you for the "Welcome to LA" watch. 496 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:37,968 What's up? Just glad it fit your big-ass wrist. 497 00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:40,456 Chuck. What, you trolling the neighborhood? 498 00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:42,085 Ha! Not exactly. 499 00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:43,879 - Hell of a hood, though. - Yeah. 500 00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:45,255 Damn, what a house! 501 00:21:45,346 --> 00:21:47,884 Be great to get me and the missus something like this one day. 502 00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:51,307 They're selling one four doors down. It's for sale. 12.5. 503 00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:53,260 - Oh, that's all, 12.5? - Yeah. 504 00:21:54,063 --> 00:21:55,270 Little out of my price range. 505 00:21:55,356 --> 00:21:57,268 Not if you make the right decisions, GM. 506 00:21:57,358 --> 00:21:59,395 - You know, they make bank nowadays. - Yeah. 507 00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:02,565 It's funny you say that. That's why I'm here. 508 00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:04,612 This is business? 509 00:22:05,199 --> 00:22:06,235 Jason didn't mention it? 510 00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:08,358 No, not a peep. 511 00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:09,613 Huh. 512 00:22:10,704 --> 00:22:12,304 Hey, man, how's your head feeling lately? 513 00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:15,953 My head? Just a memory, baby. 514 00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:19,453 All right. I wanted to talk to you about playing again. 515 00:22:19,964 --> 00:22:22,067 And since the last time me and you went down that road, 516 00:22:22,091 --> 00:22:24,694 things got a little funky between us, I wanted to come do it in person. 517 00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:26,334 Shit, man, it's all good, all right? 518 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:29,046 And if I do come back, I want to be like Marshawn Lynch, 519 00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:30,408 you know, be in the right situation. 520 00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:32,890 So if we talking about playing in Cali, with you, 521 00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:36,390 - then I'm interested. Yeah. - Great. I'm interested, too. 522 00:22:36,939 --> 00:22:38,667 Could be great for Goff. You seen this kid throw? 523 00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:40,168 Yeah, and he got good pocket presence, too. 524 00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:41,228 - He's good. - Ooh! 525 00:22:41,569 --> 00:22:43,686 But, you know, I'm new with this whole GM thing, 526 00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:47,193 and I like to do my homework, so I can't be playing favorites. 527 00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:48,926 - Favorites? - Yeah, that's why I wanted 528 00:22:48,951 --> 00:22:50,831 to come down here and speak to you face-to-face, 529 00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:52,202 so there'd be no misunderstanding 530 00:22:52,288 --> 00:22:54,280 because, in order for this whole thing to happen, 531 00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:55,767 I'm gonna need to see you work out. 532 00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:56,893 You need to see me work out? 533 00:22:56,917 --> 00:22:58,957 - Like I'm a walk-on? - You got a problem with that? 534 00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:00,355 No, I ain't got a problem with working out. 535 00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:01,815 You do got a problem with it. I can see it. 536 00:23:01,839 --> 00:23:03,733 I got a problem with working out. Yeah, you right. 537 00:23:03,757 --> 00:23:05,589 See that? Okay. And you know what? 538 00:23:05,968 --> 00:23:07,960 I'm gonna take my poppy seed bagels and go. 539 00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:09,544 Don't forget your cream cheese. 540 00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:11,596 This was our cream cheese, Ricky! 541 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:18,136 Nigga, I thought you wanted the damn job. 542 00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:19,790 You're gonna need a new job in a second. 543 00:23:26,447 --> 00:23:28,860 Welcome to Huntington Beach, California. 544 00:23:28,949 --> 00:23:31,032 It's finals day at the Surf Classic. 545 00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:35,078 I am your voice, and today, we are gonna crown our champion, 546 00:23:35,164 --> 00:23:36,951 as we go right to live action. 547 00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:44,458 Calm down. 548 00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:46,373 - Jesus, fuck, I am calm. - Jesus. 549 00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:48,420 On the inside, I'm calm. 550 00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:50,547 We support our guys. We fight to the death, 551 00:23:51,388 --> 00:23:53,199 and we let our guys make their own choices, right? 552 00:23:53,223 --> 00:23:54,259 Our fate is our fate. 553 00:23:54,475 --> 00:23:55,966 Yeah, yeah. That's great. 554 00:23:56,060 --> 00:23:58,393 You know, sometimes, I swear to God, honestly, 555 00:23:58,812 --> 00:24:00,053 I would give my left nut 556 00:24:00,397 --> 00:24:03,686 to be a chubby, Third-World fascist dictator, 557 00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:05,108 not give anybody any options. 558 00:24:07,905 --> 00:24:09,021 What's he so happy about? 559 00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:10,942 Oh, there we go. 560 00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:12,677 - Oh, look at that. - Uh-huh. 561 00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:13,862 Wearing the Coke hat. 562 00:24:15,496 --> 00:24:17,863 Top of the morning to you pair of ugly pricks! 563 00:24:18,207 --> 00:24:20,995 Thank God the boy has got more brains than you, eh? 564 00:24:21,085 --> 00:24:23,042 - Mmm. - And we know he's got more talent. 565 00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:24,209 Don't we? 566 00:24:24,505 --> 00:24:25,712 Let's see if he brought it. 567 00:24:26,924 --> 00:24:29,667 - Still overdressed. - Overdressed? 568 00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:26,644 Yeah! Wow! 569 00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:28,516 Yeah. Perfect wave. 570 00:25:28,610 --> 00:25:29,851 Perfect ride! 571 00:25:29,945 --> 00:25:32,483 And that is a perfect day in our world. 572 00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:34,322 - Beautiful. - Very nice. 573 00:25:34,575 --> 00:25:35,691 Very nice. 574 00:25:47,838 --> 00:25:50,797 Third place goes to Lyon Brown! 575 00:25:54,428 --> 00:25:57,466 Comrades, good to see you. What a day. What a day. 576 00:25:57,556 --> 00:26:00,139 In second place, Peter Smith! 577 00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:02,683 Well done. Irrelevant, but well done. 578 00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:07,354 And our champion today, 579 00:26:07,441 --> 00:26:11,560 in first place, Parker Jones! 580 00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:18,737 God is great! 581 00:26:27,169 --> 00:26:28,205 Yeah! 582 00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:29,623 That's right! 583 00:26:35,302 --> 00:26:36,418 Yeah! 584 00:26:38,889 --> 00:26:40,050 He really brought it, huh? 585 00:26:41,517 --> 00:26:42,883 Is he black enough for you now? 46795

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