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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,979 --> 00:00:04,444 Previously on "You Me Her"... 2 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:05,924 EMMA: What's going on at Will and Marty's house? 3 00:00:05,948 --> 00:00:08,020 - Oh, that's Binge Club. - Binge Club? 4 00:00:08,053 --> 00:00:09,697 All the stay-at-home parents meet up at Marty's 5 00:00:09,721 --> 00:00:11,961 bingeing the latest and greatest TV shows. 6 00:00:12,010 --> 00:00:14,494 And they lived in this kingdom of love forever and ever. 7 00:00:14,513 --> 00:00:17,388 IZZY: One second, I was watching Jack and Emma with the Amari girls, 8 00:00:17,427 --> 00:00:21,017 and the next, it was like a... a home video with their kids. 9 00:00:21,052 --> 00:00:22,485 It was perfect. 10 00:00:22,520 --> 00:00:24,653 - They want you in the picture. - I know. 11 00:00:24,688 --> 00:00:26,255 Did you sneak home to nap? 12 00:00:26,290 --> 00:00:28,324 We are doing it all wrong, people! 13 00:00:28,359 --> 00:00:30,504 Two of us need to be able to have sex without the third one 14 00:00:30,528 --> 00:00:32,160 getting their feelings hurt, so come on. 15 00:00:32,195 --> 00:00:34,729 You guys are what is derisively known as "polymonogamists." 16 00:00:34,764 --> 00:00:37,198 Polymonogamy? Please. 17 00:00:37,234 --> 00:00:38,962 So, she gets it, and she wants to make it work. 18 00:00:38,963 --> 00:00:39,963 Does that mean she's happy? 19 00:00:39,966 --> 00:00:41,614 I mean, will she be happy in two, three years? 20 00:00:41,638 --> 00:00:43,549 I don't know, but what can we do? We can get help. 21 00:00:43,573 --> 00:00:45,018 Are you talking about that poly coach? 22 00:00:45,042 --> 00:00:47,390 Coach Remi, Portland's official poly guru. 23 00:00:47,391 --> 00:00:49,100 JACK: There's no version of what's waiting for us 24 00:00:49,101 --> 00:00:52,047 inside that house that isn't incredibly weird. 25 00:00:52,082 --> 00:00:58,719 ♪♪ 26 00:00:58,755 --> 00:01:00,922 Ha, ha! Hey! 27 00:01:00,957 --> 00:01:03,358 - Yeah! - All right! 28 00:01:03,393 --> 00:01:04,825 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 29 00:01:04,861 --> 00:01:07,394 Okay! When I say "Poly," you say "Freedom"! 30 00:01:07,430 --> 00:01:08,563 - Poly! - Freedom! 31 00:01:08,598 --> 00:01:09,864 - Poly! - Freedom! 32 00:01:09,899 --> 00:01:11,832 When I say "Poly," you say "Love"! 33 00:01:11,868 --> 00:01:12,833 - Poly! - Love! 34 00:01:12,869 --> 00:01:13,910 - Poly! - Love! 35 00:01:13,936 --> 00:01:15,936 When I say "Poly," you say "Sexually liberated"! 36 00:01:15,962 --> 00:01:17,271 - Poly! - Sexually liberated! 37 00:01:17,306 --> 00:01:18,908 - Poly! - Sexually liberated! 38 00:01:18,942 --> 00:01:21,109 Yeah! All right! 39 00:01:21,234 --> 00:01:22,743 [COUGHS] 40 00:01:22,779 --> 00:01:26,113 Oh, yes, yes! Yes! Well! 41 00:01:26,148 --> 00:01:28,911 Welcome to Poly Training Camp. [CHUCKLES] 42 00:01:28,952 --> 00:01:31,872 As we all know, love is a long season, 43 00:01:31,997 --> 00:01:33,353 but over the next couple of hours, 44 00:01:33,377 --> 00:01:35,756 I'm gonna whip you into shape, okay? 45 00:01:35,792 --> 00:01:38,576 Yes, yes! Clap for Remi! Yeah! 46 00:01:38,627 --> 00:01:41,094 [APPLAUSE] Yeah! 47 00:01:41,129 --> 00:01:42,302 Okay. 48 00:01:42,354 --> 00:01:44,551 It's up to me to make the game plan, 49 00:01:44,577 --> 00:01:47,585 but it's up to you to execute that game plan, okay? 50 00:01:47,603 --> 00:01:50,904 And if you have any questions, my door is always open. 51 00:01:50,939 --> 00:01:53,369 [CLEARS THROAT] [QUIETLY] We talked about this. 52 00:01:53,389 --> 00:01:55,327 Yeah, okay, so "always," of course, 53 00:01:55,343 --> 00:01:57,616 meaning only during office hours, all right? 54 00:01:57,646 --> 00:01:59,389 Don't be... Don't abuse that privilege. 55 00:01:59,409 --> 00:02:01,735 Just, uh, make an appointment with me. My e-mail is always open. 56 00:02:01,750 --> 00:02:03,430 Okay, let's take a look around here! 57 00:02:03,451 --> 00:02:05,353 Yes, what a nice group of people. 58 00:02:05,373 --> 00:02:08,381 Yeah, it's another big, sold-out session, huh? 59 00:02:08,402 --> 00:02:09,901 They keep jamming it in every week. Hey, look! 60 00:02:09,925 --> 00:02:12,567 We look like we have a few rookies here tonight! 61 00:02:12,594 --> 00:02:14,164 - Welcome! - Whoo! 62 00:02:14,194 --> 00:02:16,061 Yes, give them a little round of applause. 63 00:02:16,097 --> 00:02:17,876 - [APPLAUSE] - Hi. 64 00:02:18,001 --> 00:02:19,530 Coming down to your level. 65 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:23,736 Poly Training Camp is a unique and rare opportunity 66 00:02:23,771 --> 00:02:26,942 to connect with other like-minded souls 67 00:02:26,973 --> 00:02:31,511 who are all committed to loving love. 68 00:02:31,545 --> 00:02:32,891 - Yeah. Yeah. - All right? 69 00:02:32,913 --> 00:02:34,866 Look around right now. Look around. 70 00:02:34,891 --> 00:02:36,184 Yeah, you. Look around. Everyone. Look around. 71 00:02:36,194 --> 00:02:38,432 Say hello with your eyes. Hello. Hello. 72 00:02:38,463 --> 00:02:40,797 I'm saying hello with my mouth, but you, just your eyes. Hello. 73 00:02:40,821 --> 00:02:45,291 These are your teammates, and we all need teammates, right? 74 00:02:45,325 --> 00:02:48,170 'Cause how many of us here have been told by a family member 75 00:02:48,185 --> 00:02:51,502 that it's just a phase we're going through? Huh? 76 00:02:51,503 --> 00:02:53,175 How many people here tonight have been shunned 77 00:02:53,199 --> 00:02:55,550 by a coworker or a neighbor? 78 00:02:55,568 --> 00:02:57,659 Yeah. Me. Yes, yes. How many people here tonight 79 00:02:57,669 --> 00:02:59,395 have been told by their "cool friends" 80 00:02:59,405 --> 00:03:01,023 that they're "totally okay with poly," 81 00:03:01,044 --> 00:03:03,205 but then they totally don't seem totally okay 82 00:03:03,209 --> 00:03:04,776 with poly, am I right?! 83 00:03:04,811 --> 00:03:07,748 Yeah, and maybe the most important... 84 00:03:07,971 --> 00:03:09,356 how many people here tonight 85 00:03:09,361 --> 00:03:11,424 have been made to feel marginalized, 86 00:03:11,475 --> 00:03:14,318 diminished, or even invalidated 87 00:03:14,353 --> 00:03:17,196 by other alternative lifestyle communities? 88 00:03:17,223 --> 00:03:20,463 - Oh! - They tell us poly isn't an identity. 89 00:03:20,473 --> 00:03:22,225 It's just a "scene." 90 00:03:22,261 --> 00:03:23,895 You know, they tell us that it can never be more 91 00:03:23,910 --> 00:03:26,774 than a hobby because it's "unsustainable." 92 00:03:26,784 --> 00:03:30,195 Why are people so threatened by the notion 93 00:03:30,203 --> 00:03:33,994 that you can fall in love with more than one person 94 00:03:34,006 --> 00:03:36,718 in every sense of that beautiful word? 95 00:03:36,843 --> 00:03:40,488 - [GUESTS MURMURING IN AGREEMENT] - Monogamy is a valid choice, yes, 96 00:03:40,498 --> 00:03:43,991 - but it's not the only choice! - Fuck yeah! 97 00:03:44,019 --> 00:03:45,693 - WOMAN: Yes! - Mnh. 98 00:03:45,737 --> 00:03:48,762 Right. I meant, like, freedom! Freedom and shit! 99 00:03:48,786 --> 00:03:51,745 Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. Yes, thank you! 100 00:03:51,764 --> 00:03:53,075 That's the energy I'm looking for! 101 00:03:53,092 --> 00:03:54,469 Give her a round of applause! 102 00:03:54,594 --> 00:03:56,026 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 103 00:03:56,061 --> 00:03:57,927 [LAUGHS] 104 00:03:57,962 --> 00:03:59,795 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 105 00:03:59,831 --> 00:04:01,461 Yes! 106 00:04:01,648 --> 00:04:03,499 I'm gonna win Rookie of the Year. 107 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:04,962 Pace yourself, honey. 108 00:04:05,087 --> 00:04:08,089 ♪♪ 109 00:04:12,851 --> 00:04:14,757 Yeah. I don't know why, but... 110 00:04:14,795 --> 00:04:17,247 Lala! Hey, what a surprise. 111 00:04:17,282 --> 00:04:19,582 Is our lawn mowed the wrong direction? 112 00:04:19,618 --> 00:04:21,762 You know, we're a diagonal family, but if it's ruffling feathers... 113 00:04:21,786 --> 00:04:23,786 At ease. I'm off duty. 114 00:04:23,821 --> 00:04:26,042 I just wanted to introduce you to my out gay son. 115 00:04:26,090 --> 00:04:27,767 Oh, God. 116 00:04:27,892 --> 00:04:29,459 So... 117 00:04:29,494 --> 00:04:32,400 did you give him a name, or do we just call him Outie? 118 00:04:32,419 --> 00:04:33,672 - [CHUCKLES] - I'm... I'm Alex. 119 00:04:33,698 --> 00:04:35,698 - Marty. Will. - Yeah. Hi. 120 00:04:35,714 --> 00:04:37,444 I thought it would be nice for him to have some 121 00:04:37,468 --> 00:04:39,378 positive role models in the neighborhood. 122 00:04:39,394 --> 00:04:42,041 Why would we be positive role models for Alex? 123 00:04:42,227 --> 00:04:44,737 - Wait. Marty, are you gay?! - No. 124 00:04:44,862 --> 00:04:48,020 [FORCED LAUGHTER] 125 00:04:48,310 --> 00:04:52,257 Alex, our pre-sexual-cisgender male son, Parker, 126 00:04:52,309 --> 00:04:54,182 is up in his room where his lesser father 127 00:04:54,195 --> 00:04:56,652 has bought him an Xbox even though he's 4. 128 00:04:56,687 --> 00:04:58,253 So it's basically a doorstop. 129 00:04:58,289 --> 00:05:00,204 Okay. Uh, bye. 130 00:05:01,206 --> 00:05:03,725 Um, Lala, want to come in? 131 00:05:03,761 --> 00:05:07,046 - Uh, okay. - Take a load off, I guess? 132 00:05:07,171 --> 00:05:10,753 [CLEARS THROAT] Um, is there a father in the picture? 133 00:05:10,766 --> 00:05:12,168 Eh, barely. 134 00:05:12,194 --> 00:05:15,017 Tiny, out of focus, somewhere in the deep background. 135 00:05:15,062 --> 00:05:16,283 Could be a bush. 136 00:05:16,306 --> 00:05:18,422 - That's got to be rough. - Wow! 137 00:05:18,468 --> 00:05:21,336 So this is where the Binge Club happens! 138 00:05:21,362 --> 00:05:23,623 Well, no, it's just a little excuse 139 00:05:23,642 --> 00:05:25,477 for some parental misery-loves-company. 140 00:05:25,481 --> 00:05:27,557 You know, we take turns watching little ones, 141 00:05:27,589 --> 00:05:29,314 dissolve our brains with trash TV. 142 00:05:29,319 --> 00:05:32,096 - You're not missing anything at all. - Well. 143 00:05:32,123 --> 00:05:33,803 Oh, hey, no, I get it. 144 00:05:33,829 --> 00:05:35,883 Nobody wants to party with the boss. 145 00:05:35,922 --> 00:05:38,777 You consider yourself the boss of the neighborhood. 146 00:05:38,902 --> 00:05:41,028 - That's fascinating. - [SIGHS] 147 00:05:41,063 --> 00:05:42,563 I know I'm acting crazy, 148 00:05:42,615 --> 00:05:45,665 - coming over here like this. - That's important... the knowing. 149 00:05:45,701 --> 00:05:48,278 It's just that Alex has a life of his own now, 150 00:05:48,299 --> 00:05:50,812 and, well, pretty soon he'll be off to college, 151 00:05:50,840 --> 00:05:54,314 and then my house will feel even bigger and lonelier than... 152 00:05:54,343 --> 00:05:56,045 Oh, my God. What is wrong with me? 153 00:05:56,078 --> 00:05:59,444 I shouldn't actually answer that, right? Of course not. 154 00:05:59,792 --> 00:06:04,062 Lala, do you want to watch an episode of "Who We Are"? 155 00:06:04,081 --> 00:06:06,110 Right now? You mean without all the others? 156 00:06:06,136 --> 00:06:08,829 Y... y... Uh, I guess I could... 157 00:06:08,842 --> 00:06:10,845 - That's crazy! - He didn't actually say... 158 00:06:10,864 --> 00:06:13,267 He wants to call a special meeting of the Binge Club. 159 00:06:13,295 --> 00:06:15,328 Don't you? You want to invite everybody. 160 00:06:15,363 --> 00:06:18,125 Polly would birth a cow if we binged without her. 161 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:21,344 - I'll chill the Rosé. - Wh... 162 00:06:21,375 --> 00:06:23,832 - Okay, cool. Can I drink this wine over here? - MARTY: Yeah, go ahead. 163 00:06:23,856 --> 00:06:25,478 Okay, let's talk about 164 00:06:25,523 --> 00:06:28,979 "The Five Poly Fouls That Will Get You Instantly Ejected." 165 00:06:29,031 --> 00:06:30,688 Okay, and these are always available for discussion 166 00:06:30,705 --> 00:06:32,060 - on my Facebook page. Please, - You okay? 167 00:06:32,084 --> 00:06:34,068 tell your friends, invite your friends, and let's do it, okay? 168 00:06:34,092 --> 00:06:36,941 When I mention a poly foul that you're struggling with, 169 00:06:36,993 --> 00:06:39,512 I want you to raise a finger, okay? 170 00:06:39,551 --> 00:06:41,502 Let's keep count. Let's jump right in. 171 00:06:41,527 --> 00:06:43,084 So, Poly Foul number one. 172 00:06:43,142 --> 00:06:45,138 [WHISTLE BLOWS] Secrets! 173 00:06:45,197 --> 00:06:46,759 Okay, if you're gonna be open in love, 174 00:06:46,794 --> 00:06:48,897 that also means being open with your thoughts. 175 00:06:48,929 --> 00:06:51,714 Secrets become far, far more toxic 176 00:06:51,731 --> 00:06:55,177 when two, three, four, five people are involved, right? 177 00:06:55,235 --> 00:06:58,595 If you're not sharing your truth, that's as bad as lying. 178 00:06:58,605 --> 00:07:00,843 Okay, I guess I'll put up one just to be safe? 179 00:07:00,863 --> 00:07:03,247 Okay, so, let's move on to Poly Foul number two. 180 00:07:03,254 --> 00:07:06,077 - [WHISTLE BLOWS] - Uh, I... I know this one. 181 00:07:06,103 --> 00:07:07,188 - Oh, please, yes. - May I? 182 00:07:07,207 --> 00:07:10,204 It's jealousy, which is the main reason we're here. 183 00:07:10,230 --> 00:07:12,550 Because if these two can't learn to be intimate without me, 184 00:07:12,585 --> 00:07:15,653 then it's gonna create tension in other areas of our relationship. 185 00:07:15,688 --> 00:07:18,874 Nailed it. Yes. Thank you. Nailed it. 186 00:07:18,892 --> 00:07:22,390 Just because your partners have sex or go to the movies 187 00:07:22,409 --> 00:07:23,837 or have sex at the movies without you 188 00:07:23,844 --> 00:07:26,740 - doesn't mean you're being left out. - Okay, that's two. 189 00:07:26,781 --> 00:07:28,865 Okay? Poly Foul number three. 190 00:07:28,901 --> 00:07:30,134 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 191 00:07:30,167 --> 00:07:31,717 Couple's Privilege! 192 00:07:31,743 --> 00:07:36,432 Okay? This is the original sin, the OG of Poly Fouls, all right? 193 00:07:36,433 --> 00:07:37,938 'Cause when you're adding a new member, 194 00:07:37,944 --> 00:07:41,117 the couple reflexively maintains control 195 00:07:41,149 --> 00:07:43,213 over the reconfigured relationship. 196 00:07:43,249 --> 00:07:45,768 Trakarskys, I'm looking at you. Three. 197 00:07:45,784 --> 00:07:48,397 Moving right along here, there's no stopping the Poly Foul train. 198 00:07:48,421 --> 00:07:50,254 So, Poly Foul number four. 199 00:07:50,289 --> 00:07:53,273 [WHISTLE TOOTS] Majority Doesn't Rule! 200 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:56,439 Okay, just because the majority of the partners want something, 201 00:07:56,461 --> 00:07:59,055 it doesn't mean it's necessarily right for the union, okay? 202 00:07:59,113 --> 00:08:01,684 It could mean that someone, maybe the unicorn, 203 00:08:01,703 --> 00:08:04,520 maybe the minority gender is being railroaded. 204 00:08:04,572 --> 00:08:05,810 I don't know. What do you guys think? 205 00:08:05,811 --> 00:08:07,507 - I mean, I wouldn't say that we're... - Two words... Hawthorne Heights. 206 00:08:07,531 --> 00:08:08,952 - Put it up. - Okay. 207 00:08:08,971 --> 00:08:10,699 - We're at... We're at four, sir. - And, finally, 208 00:08:10,723 --> 00:08:12,738 bringing it home with Poly Foul number five, 209 00:08:12,777 --> 00:08:15,336 which I like to call "The Deal Breaker." 210 00:08:15,348 --> 00:08:16,957 Say it with me when I blow my whistle. 211 00:08:16,982 --> 00:08:18,378 Poly Foul number five is... 212 00:08:18,391 --> 00:08:21,376 - [WHISTLE BLOWS] - ALL: Polymonogamy! 213 00:08:21,408 --> 00:08:23,352 Yueck! 214 00:08:26,770 --> 00:08:29,451 - Oh, dear Lord. - [GUESTS MURMURING] 215 00:08:29,657 --> 00:08:32,427 Looks like the rookies have fouled out. 216 00:08:32,463 --> 00:08:34,258 [GROANS] 217 00:08:34,613 --> 00:08:37,849 ♪♪ 218 00:08:38,430 --> 00:08:41,066 - Hello! - Carmen, you made it! 219 00:08:41,118 --> 00:08:43,779 You do realize that Emma's not gonna like this, right? 220 00:08:43,807 --> 00:08:46,518 - [CHUCKLES] Oh, yeah. - I mean, I shouldn't be here. 221 00:08:46,543 --> 00:08:48,611 Well, that is your call, 222 00:08:48,624 --> 00:08:51,059 but Lala's son is watching our kids upstairs, 223 00:08:51,066 --> 00:08:52,643 which means all you need to decide 224 00:08:52,649 --> 00:08:55,547 - is where to sit and what to drink. - And I'm in. 225 00:08:55,585 --> 00:08:59,837 Tonight we're gonna be focusing on Couple's Privilege. 226 00:08:59,856 --> 00:09:01,526 - Oh, great. We're the "befores." - Yep. 227 00:09:01,531 --> 00:09:04,803 Too frequently, often reflexively and unconsciously, 228 00:09:04,828 --> 00:09:08,943 the original couple prioritizes their own goals and desires, 229 00:09:08,953 --> 00:09:11,853 which amounts to ganging up on the unicorn, 230 00:09:11,867 --> 00:09:14,555 but consequence does not require malice, 231 00:09:14,570 --> 00:09:17,304 and the consequences of Couple's Privilege... 232 00:09:17,340 --> 00:09:19,170 [CHUCKLES] ... they are very real. 233 00:09:19,196 --> 00:09:22,059 The idea is to deconstruct and then reconstruct 234 00:09:22,078 --> 00:09:25,470 so that every member of the relationship is equal. 235 00:09:25,993 --> 00:09:29,044 Okay, all my unicorns, up on your feet, please! Let's go! 236 00:09:30,102 --> 00:09:32,919 As a rookie, I'd just like to observe, if that's okay. 237 00:09:32,945 --> 00:09:34,780 Oh, come on. Don't be difficult. Play nice. 238 00:09:34,806 --> 00:09:36,069 - Yeah, come on. Let's give it a shot. - I am playing nice. I'm here. 239 00:09:36,093 --> 00:09:37,367 Come on, babe. 240 00:09:37,492 --> 00:09:40,150 Uh, well, maybe we're Couple's Privilege'ing her right now? 241 00:09:40,165 --> 00:09:41,805 Oh, yeah, I mean, just, you know, sit, stand, 242 00:09:41,829 --> 00:09:45,183 fetal position... whatever you want. It's... It's her choice. 243 00:09:45,221 --> 00:09:48,253 - Yes, so I will sit. - Well, if... if that's what you want. 244 00:09:48,263 --> 00:09:49,655 - Yeah, I mean, but don't do... - Honestly. 245 00:09:49,679 --> 00:09:51,282 You know, don't do the opposite of what you think 246 00:09:51,306 --> 00:09:53,017 we want you to do just to, like, prove a point. 247 00:09:53,041 --> 00:09:54,068 - Okay! - Okay. 248 00:09:54,119 --> 00:09:56,068 Wait. Wait. Was that a trick? 249 00:09:56,078 --> 00:09:58,047 - What? No. We wouldn't... - We don't play tricks. 250 00:09:58,089 --> 00:10:00,522 - This is... - Whatever you want. This is your choice. 251 00:10:00,543 --> 00:10:02,667 - We don't manipulate. - Freedom of choice. 252 00:10:02,693 --> 00:10:04,196 You know what, because... because now... 253 00:10:04,206 --> 00:10:07,783 - now I'm just fuckin' confused, so... - Hey, babe, babe. Close your eyes. 254 00:10:07,821 --> 00:10:10,102 Shh, shh. Close 'em. Close 'em. Close 'em. 255 00:10:10,124 --> 00:10:11,995 Ignore us and just do... 256 00:10:12,060 --> 00:10:13,926 You know, whatever she wants, right? 257 00:10:13,959 --> 00:10:15,380 Maybe I don't want to close my eyes. 258 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:16,795 - Jesus. - Then keep them open. 259 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:19,399 - Keep one shut, one open. - I'm up. 260 00:10:20,038 --> 00:10:22,401 - Okay. Good. - [APPLAUSE] 261 00:10:22,436 --> 00:10:25,374 Go, Izzy! Go, Izzy! 262 00:10:25,845 --> 00:10:27,880 Unicorns, I want you to tell me something. 263 00:10:27,932 --> 00:10:31,242 If you could be any part of your couple's home, 264 00:10:31,277 --> 00:10:32,811 what would you be and why? 265 00:10:32,846 --> 00:10:36,157 - Let's start with, uh, Erica. - The solarium. 266 00:10:36,216 --> 00:10:38,651 It's sunny and bright, like the perfect morning. 267 00:10:38,685 --> 00:10:43,625 Ahh! You melt me, Erica! That's a very good answer, yes. 268 00:10:43,690 --> 00:10:45,511 - [APPLAUSE] - That's why I do this, yes! 269 00:10:45,550 --> 00:10:48,703 For answers like that. Okay, so, let's move on to, um, Izzy. 270 00:10:51,907 --> 00:10:53,672 You want me to follow the Perfect Morning Chick? 271 00:10:53,696 --> 00:10:55,776 - Come on, man. - Uh... 272 00:10:56,229 --> 00:10:59,795 Fine. Uh, I don't know. 273 00:11:00,666 --> 00:11:02,240 [CLEARS THROAT] 274 00:11:02,275 --> 00:11:04,808 The... front door. 275 00:11:04,846 --> 00:11:06,461 - What'd she say? - What'd she say? 276 00:11:06,468 --> 00:11:09,142 And why did you pick the front door? 277 00:11:13,438 --> 00:11:15,152 Because I was... 278 00:11:15,187 --> 00:11:18,581 Because I was closed before I met Jack and Emma. There. 279 00:11:18,601 --> 00:11:19,857 No, that's... 280 00:11:19,892 --> 00:11:21,191 - Keep going. - Just keep going. 281 00:11:21,226 --> 00:11:22,923 You're doing good. 282 00:11:23,530 --> 00:11:26,163 Nobody could unlock me. 283 00:11:26,198 --> 00:11:28,459 - Oh. - Um... 284 00:11:29,735 --> 00:11:32,168 Turns out I needed two keys. 285 00:11:33,945 --> 00:11:37,349 Um, two... two very specific keys. 286 00:11:37,394 --> 00:11:40,710 To... open me... 287 00:11:41,491 --> 00:11:43,525 back up. Um... 288 00:11:43,887 --> 00:11:47,990 [CLEARS THROAT] To feel things that I was scared to feel 289 00:11:48,022 --> 00:11:50,852 and t... to love... 290 00:11:51,162 --> 00:11:53,355 even though I could lose... 291 00:11:53,391 --> 00:11:55,800 and, um... 292 00:11:57,202 --> 00:12:01,647 to open my heart even though it could be broken. 293 00:12:03,334 --> 00:12:05,959 - They made me brave. - [GUESTS "AWW"] 294 00:12:07,470 --> 00:12:09,505 WOMAN: That's really sweet. 295 00:12:09,770 --> 00:12:11,883 And then you closed that door behind you. 296 00:12:11,915 --> 00:12:14,041 - W... what do you mean by that? - You shut the door. 297 00:12:14,093 --> 00:12:16,631 - Fermer la porte. Yeah. - I'm confused, because... 298 00:12:16,756 --> 00:12:18,776 Am I the door, or am I... am I... 299 00:12:18,789 --> 00:12:21,192 am I the person closing the door? I'm... I'm confused. 300 00:12:21,761 --> 00:12:24,898 - Please, unicorns, be seated. Thank you. - I don't understand... 301 00:12:24,913 --> 00:12:26,386 - Shh. - I believe there are 302 00:12:26,511 --> 00:12:28,856 many doors, many parts of your lives 303 00:12:28,897 --> 00:12:32,928 that were revealed and released by your adventure. 304 00:12:32,963 --> 00:12:34,696 But that larger door, 305 00:12:34,732 --> 00:12:38,087 the door to your hearts and souls and, yes, your bodies, 306 00:12:38,335 --> 00:12:40,283 that door, you closed behind you. 307 00:12:40,665 --> 00:12:42,537 - Isn't that right, Jack? - What? 308 00:12:42,572 --> 00:12:44,433 [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] 309 00:12:44,742 --> 00:12:46,645 I don't know. I'm just here for the meatballs. 310 00:12:46,676 --> 00:12:48,087 - [LAUGHS] - Not funny. 311 00:12:48,128 --> 00:12:49,209 [GUESTS MURMURING] 312 00:12:49,334 --> 00:12:53,814 Okay, fine, um, I guess we're a closed-door throuple. 313 00:12:53,850 --> 00:12:55,881 [ALL GROANING] 314 00:12:55,927 --> 00:12:57,484 Easy, people. Nobody died. 315 00:12:57,519 --> 00:12:58,765 - Relax. - Yeah, no one died, 316 00:12:58,796 --> 00:13:01,871 but it sure seems like you're intent on suffocating your relationship. 317 00:13:02,584 --> 00:13:05,059 I guess that, uh, makes us... 318 00:13:05,094 --> 00:13:06,869 Emma, please don't say it. Please. 319 00:13:06,879 --> 00:13:08,630 Say it, Emma. Say it. 320 00:13:08,631 --> 00:13:10,518 Rookie of the Year. Come on. 321 00:13:11,103 --> 00:13:12,849 We're EJI... 322 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:16,871 and we are... polymonogamists. 323 00:13:16,906 --> 00:13:18,572 [GUESTS GASP] 324 00:13:19,162 --> 00:13:22,575 [SLOW CLAP] 325 00:13:22,610 --> 00:13:24,288 JACK: They're clapping. That's encouraging. 326 00:13:24,312 --> 00:13:26,799 It's not a good kind of clapping. 327 00:13:26,825 --> 00:13:29,151 That is a very sad kind of clapping. 328 00:13:29,751 --> 00:13:31,316 Stop clapping! 329 00:13:32,287 --> 00:13:36,089 ♪♪ 330 00:13:36,124 --> 00:13:38,076 - Whoa! - Oh, shit. 331 00:13:38,127 --> 00:13:39,659 Wow. 332 00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:41,460 - Wait. Pause. - [TV CLICKS] 333 00:13:41,496 --> 00:13:44,034 - Who's that woman? - That's Mylie Dugan. 334 00:13:44,060 --> 00:13:46,779 She's the next-door neighbor who turned out to be a Canadian spy. 335 00:13:46,799 --> 00:13:48,220 And her daughter, Skyler, 336 00:13:48,246 --> 00:13:50,592 was a cheerleading captain until she had an abortion. 337 00:13:50,623 --> 00:13:53,708 What?! She had to step down just because she had an abortion? 338 00:13:53,741 --> 00:13:56,508 And then she joined a racist, drug-peddling motorcycle gang. 339 00:13:56,543 --> 00:13:58,266 - Ah. - [TV CLICKS] 340 00:13:58,318 --> 00:13:59,845 ♪♪ 341 00:14:00,043 --> 00:14:02,915 Don't take the joint, Skyler! 342 00:14:03,123 --> 00:14:05,790 Oh, come on. Just say no. Just say no! 343 00:14:05,821 --> 00:14:08,426 She's barely older than my baby! 344 00:14:08,455 --> 00:14:09,993 - [TV CLICKS] - Well, brace yourself, Lala. 345 00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:14,038 Your "baby" is precisely the median age of peak THC ingestion. 346 00:14:14,090 --> 00:14:16,681 Mm-hmm. I smoked my share at that age. 347 00:14:16,707 --> 00:14:19,518 And you still smoke the exact same share at this age. 348 00:14:19,531 --> 00:14:21,934 Well, that's 'cause I'm exercising my Constitutional rights. 349 00:14:21,969 --> 00:14:23,807 Same. [CHUCKLES] 350 00:14:23,839 --> 00:14:26,133 Bob and I had a... a pretty cool Mayan pipe 351 00:14:26,140 --> 00:14:27,890 we bought on vacation. 352 00:14:28,303 --> 00:14:30,441 Eh, we lost it in the fire. 353 00:14:30,476 --> 00:14:31,843 Wait. You had a fire? 354 00:14:31,878 --> 00:14:35,171 Yeah, just after the divorce in my backyard. 355 00:14:35,210 --> 00:14:36,902 In a large compost bin. 356 00:14:36,922 --> 00:14:39,560 Sadly, almost everything Bob so much as looked at was in there. 357 00:14:39,589 --> 00:14:42,849 Okay, well, maybe Marty and Will could break out their stash. 358 00:14:42,890 --> 00:14:45,567 Oh, no, no, no. Not with... Not with Alex just upstairs. 359 00:14:45,591 --> 00:14:47,424 Yeah, we're all tapped anyways. 360 00:14:47,460 --> 00:14:49,426 And the dispensary's closed, so... 361 00:14:49,551 --> 00:14:50,648 Do you hear that? 362 00:14:51,330 --> 00:14:52,689 Hear what? 363 00:14:53,372 --> 00:14:54,765 Nothing. 364 00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:56,798 [SINGSONG VOICE] They're out cold! 365 00:14:57,136 --> 00:14:58,502 [LAUGHTER] 366 00:14:58,537 --> 00:14:59,594 Nobody has any weed? 367 00:14:59,620 --> 00:15:01,392 - Shh! - [SOFTLY] Seriously? 368 00:15:04,510 --> 00:15:06,575 Anyway, yeah, I may know somebody. 369 00:15:06,979 --> 00:15:08,779 We fouled out, and you two don't even care. 370 00:15:08,814 --> 00:15:11,025 Em, come on. The guy's a failed gym teacher. 371 00:15:11,049 --> 00:15:12,993 How do you fail at being a gym teacher, by the way? 372 00:15:13,014 --> 00:15:14,830 - Exactly. - It's pretty dorky. I mean, you got to admit. 373 00:15:14,854 --> 00:15:16,787 Yeah, well, you have to admit that 374 00:15:16,798 --> 00:15:18,667 everything he said was pretty much right on the money. 375 00:15:18,691 --> 00:15:21,268 Thank you, Emma. Mm-hmm. 376 00:15:21,293 --> 00:15:24,862 Oh, sh... Um, sorry about the gym-teacher thing. 377 00:15:24,897 --> 00:15:28,432 Ah, it's okay. [CHUCKLES] Maybe they were right. 378 00:15:28,467 --> 00:15:30,695 Maybe I was a little "overzealous." 379 00:15:30,715 --> 00:15:32,413 You know, maybe elementary students 380 00:15:32,442 --> 00:15:34,989 aren't "emotionally prepared for Krav Maga." 381 00:15:35,062 --> 00:15:37,687 Well, I got to say, your Poly Fouls did bring up 382 00:15:37,702 --> 00:15:39,435 a lot of stuff that we should be working on, so... 383 00:15:39,459 --> 00:15:42,260 - Yeah. - You can think about those first four all you want, 384 00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:46,007 but successful polymonogamy will still be Santa Claus 385 00:15:46,038 --> 00:15:48,618 riding the Loch Ness Monster into Atlantis. 386 00:15:48,653 --> 00:15:51,996 You can't prove it never happened, but it never happened. 387 00:15:52,017 --> 00:15:55,298 Exactly right. Crystal clear. Perfect answer. That's great. 388 00:15:55,326 --> 00:15:58,828 See? I mean, it contradicts the very core of polyamory. 389 00:15:58,863 --> 00:16:00,441 Technical foul, automatic ejection. 390 00:16:00,477 --> 00:16:02,609 I'd blow my whistle, but my neighbors hate me. 391 00:16:03,139 --> 00:16:05,631 Well, it seems to be working for us, Coach. 392 00:16:05,637 --> 00:16:07,946 - Yeah, maybe we're pioneers. - Maybe. 393 00:16:08,530 --> 00:16:11,274 See, I... See, I said something, 394 00:16:11,290 --> 00:16:12,308 and then Jack said something, 395 00:16:12,318 --> 00:16:13,586 so it kind of feels weird with you standing there 396 00:16:13,610 --> 00:16:15,555 with your dick in your hands making us look stupid. 397 00:16:15,579 --> 00:16:17,211 A, I don't have a dick, 398 00:16:17,247 --> 00:16:18,832 and, B, we don't always have to agree on everything. 399 00:16:18,856 --> 00:16:21,844 - I know that. - REMI: Yes, and that is exactly right, Emma. 400 00:16:21,902 --> 00:16:24,653 Your way is working... for now. 401 00:16:24,688 --> 00:16:27,456 But polyamory is all about exploring, 402 00:16:27,491 --> 00:16:29,925 living your desires, not suppressing them. 403 00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:32,535 Jack and Emma, you stepped outside of your relationship 404 00:16:32,548 --> 00:16:34,896 to find a spark, and that spark's name is Izzy. 405 00:16:35,113 --> 00:16:36,902 - I'm liking this. - [CHUCKLES] 406 00:16:36,933 --> 00:16:40,437 So why shouldn't she have the same opportunity to explore? 407 00:16:40,471 --> 00:16:42,939 Yeah, I'm... I'm not... We're not so sure about that. 408 00:16:42,973 --> 00:16:44,939 - No. - Oh, really? 409 00:16:45,022 --> 00:16:48,127 - Is that what you want? - No, no, I... It's... 410 00:16:48,370 --> 00:16:49,916 not for you to say, right? 411 00:16:49,936 --> 00:16:51,808 'Cause he said with the... with... with the whistles. 412 00:16:51,832 --> 00:16:53,828 That's not who we are, though, right? We're not swingers. 413 00:16:53,850 --> 00:16:55,037 [GUESTS EXCLAIMING] 414 00:16:55,063 --> 00:16:57,428 Whoa. It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. Okay. 415 00:16:57,553 --> 00:17:00,511 Did they have the torches and pitchforks a few seconds ago? 416 00:17:00,523 --> 00:17:02,982 Team, I know, it's okay. Let's just calm down a little bit. 417 00:17:03,025 --> 00:17:05,995 It's a very hurtful and ugly word, but, you know... 418 00:17:06,028 --> 00:17:07,567 What word are you talking about? "Swinger"? 419 00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:09,976 - Jesus! Okay, hey, hey, hey. It's okay, it's okay. - [GUESTS EXCLAIMING] 420 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,677 Jack, by all means, keep saying it till they cook and eat us. 421 00:17:12,707 --> 00:17:15,405 Let's... Okay, I'm sorry. Let's let that fade away, 422 00:17:15,426 --> 00:17:17,240 turn the temperature down, and maybe it's time 423 00:17:17,272 --> 00:17:19,110 for a little unicorn group therapy, hmm? 424 00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:21,932 Besides, it'd be a shame to waste that 1,800 bucks, right? 425 00:17:21,943 --> 00:17:24,490 - No refunds. No refunds. - Oh, fuck me. 426 00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:26,040 I forgot about that. You know what? 427 00:17:26,066 --> 00:17:27,870 I'm gonna eat all the meatballs you guys have in here. 428 00:17:27,891 --> 00:17:28,986 - Oh, my God. - Oh, boy. 429 00:17:29,022 --> 00:17:31,055 - Again with the meatballs. - The meatballs are gone! 430 00:17:31,079 --> 00:17:32,536 Great. 431 00:17:33,482 --> 00:17:34,883 We're gonna talk about group sex 432 00:17:34,890 --> 00:17:36,801 in their adolescent daughter's room. 433 00:17:36,858 --> 00:17:38,837 Feeling good, yeah. 434 00:17:38,899 --> 00:17:41,979 Is anyone else retracing every turn that led here? Or it's just me? 435 00:17:42,031 --> 00:17:45,002 I wanted to go to the Caribbean for our anniversary. 436 00:17:45,256 --> 00:17:46,966 Cool, cool, cool. I was just asking. 437 00:17:47,002 --> 00:17:49,716 But Scott and Max booked a ski trip to Vail! 438 00:17:49,753 --> 00:17:52,671 - Oh, shit. - I almost broke my ankle. 439 00:17:52,859 --> 00:17:54,141 Ohh. 440 00:17:54,337 --> 00:17:56,755 Stepping off of a barstool in the lodge. 441 00:17:56,944 --> 00:17:59,494 [VOICE BREAKING] It was so horrible. 442 00:17:59,980 --> 00:18:01,478 I don't know. Does a... 443 00:18:01,504 --> 00:18:04,879 does a vacation in Vail really qualify as... ? 444 00:18:06,165 --> 00:18:08,863 So they knew you... you hated skiing? 445 00:18:08,889 --> 00:18:10,445 Oh, I don't hate skiing. 446 00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:12,889 Oh. 447 00:18:13,504 --> 00:18:14,729 Okay. 448 00:18:15,877 --> 00:18:17,696 If I may be so bold, 449 00:18:17,882 --> 00:18:22,047 did they also pay for this vacation that haunts your soul? 450 00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:23,365 Exactly. 451 00:18:23,401 --> 00:18:25,924 Why do we always have to be the ones who have to compromise? 452 00:18:25,955 --> 00:18:27,944 Nope, not an "exactly" situation. 453 00:18:27,965 --> 00:18:29,330 At all, is it? 454 00:18:29,366 --> 00:18:31,371 - We should rehearse a play. - Yeah. 455 00:18:31,397 --> 00:18:33,745 And make our lovers understand how selfish they're being. 456 00:18:33,781 --> 00:18:37,292 - That's a good idea. - Absolutely not. 457 00:18:37,604 --> 00:18:40,416 A, this isn't the Catskills, 458 00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:41,972 and that's never, ever happening, 459 00:18:41,977 --> 00:18:44,667 and, B, have you guys ever heard of the phrase... 460 00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:48,442 What is it? Oh, yeah. "First-world problems." 461 00:18:48,479 --> 00:18:50,176 So you're saying you've never felt pressured 462 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:51,801 by your lovers' decisions? 463 00:18:52,489 --> 00:18:53,889 Hmm. 464 00:18:55,936 --> 00:18:58,567 A little, I guess. 465 00:18:59,853 --> 00:19:02,432 Like, the three of us 466 00:19:02,494 --> 00:19:05,042 buying a house in their old neighborhood, I guess. 467 00:19:05,073 --> 00:19:07,497 - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. - Ooh. 468 00:19:07,528 --> 00:19:09,450 Okay, s... so maybe I feel like... 469 00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:11,027 [DRAMATICALLY] my lovahs railroaded me 470 00:19:11,032 --> 00:19:13,136 just... just a smidge... just a smidgen. 471 00:19:13,151 --> 00:19:15,065 You don't need to say "lovers" like that. 472 00:19:15,078 --> 00:19:16,603 I think I do. It's fun. 473 00:19:16,624 --> 00:19:19,357 MAN: It seems unfair for you to have to pay for their house. 474 00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:20,574 What happens when you want to have 475 00:19:20,590 --> 00:19:22,793 your own primary relationship one day? 476 00:19:23,272 --> 00:19:26,171 Oh, well, it's... it's... it's our house. 477 00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:28,114 We... We're gonna raise our kids, 478 00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:30,534 'cause we're gonna share custody, yeah. 479 00:19:30,791 --> 00:19:32,803 And it is my primary relationship. 480 00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:36,398 You know, till death do us part. Ah-ah! Ah! Yeah. 481 00:19:36,444 --> 00:19:40,119 - Hmm. - So it's their neighborhood. 482 00:19:40,176 --> 00:19:42,383 - Mm-hmm. - He's the biological dad. 483 00:19:42,466 --> 00:19:45,674 - Well, I don't know. Just kidding. He is. - And, uh, 484 00:19:45,695 --> 00:19:48,222 - she's the biological mom. - Mm-hmm. 485 00:19:48,584 --> 00:19:50,496 So what are you exactly? 486 00:19:50,621 --> 00:19:53,240 H... he means, like, besides stuck? 487 00:19:54,403 --> 00:19:56,010 Uh... 488 00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:01,855 Ooh! [LAUGHS] 489 00:20:01,980 --> 00:20:04,630 And that, ladies, is the one and only way 490 00:20:04,666 --> 00:20:06,020 to make a proper Old Fashioned. 491 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,415 Ooh, ooh, I'll have sex on the beach. 492 00:20:08,428 --> 00:20:10,625 [GIGGLES] But hold the beach. 493 00:20:10,676 --> 00:20:12,021 - [CHUCKLES] - Get it? 494 00:20:12,036 --> 00:20:14,026 'Cause I'm saying I want you to give me sex. 495 00:20:14,079 --> 00:20:15,879 - [LAUGHTER] - I'm saving myself for marriage. 496 00:20:16,615 --> 00:20:19,033 Then how 'bout I propose a red-eye to Vegas, 497 00:20:19,075 --> 00:20:21,504 a quickie wedding, and then all your dreams come true? 498 00:20:21,576 --> 00:20:27,652 Assuming all you dream about is hungover, puffy, middle-aged moms. 499 00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:29,258 [BOTH LAUGHING] 500 00:20:29,294 --> 00:20:31,440 Well, I dream of little else. 501 00:20:31,565 --> 00:20:34,029 [BOTH GASP] 502 00:20:34,065 --> 00:20:36,567 All right, so, what now? Should we talk about what we learned? 503 00:20:36,614 --> 00:20:39,267 Uh, yeah, it was all kinds of hypocritical. The end. 504 00:20:39,392 --> 00:20:41,286 - How's that? - Well, they say poly's 505 00:20:41,322 --> 00:20:43,306 supposed to be no rules and no restrictions, 506 00:20:43,307 --> 00:20:44,961 and they make up a bunch of rules and restrictions. 507 00:20:44,971 --> 00:20:46,775 I know, right? We should do it our way. 508 00:20:46,811 --> 00:20:48,217 I mean, fuck 'em! 509 00:20:48,645 --> 00:20:50,010 - Not you guys. - Yeah. 510 00:20:50,067 --> 00:20:51,546 Um, you guys are cool. 511 00:20:51,582 --> 00:20:53,081 - Awesome! - Yep. 512 00:20:53,317 --> 00:20:55,081 - See you at the next soirée. - Yeah, well, 513 00:20:55,096 --> 00:20:57,334 we might need to talk more about this, but not tonight, 514 00:20:57,773 --> 00:21:01,727 'cause tonight I have other plans. 515 00:21:03,694 --> 00:21:05,944 - Is she trying to seduce us? - I hope so. 516 00:21:05,981 --> 00:21:07,729 We better hurry before she changes her mind. 517 00:21:07,764 --> 00:21:09,428 ♪♪ 518 00:21:09,966 --> 00:21:13,243 Are you God?! [GIGGLES] 519 00:21:13,315 --> 00:21:16,605 "The Stoned Housewives of Hawthorne Heights." 520 00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:18,306 - [CHUCKLES] - Copyright! 521 00:21:18,342 --> 00:21:21,351 Oh, my God! I'm gonna be so fuckin' rich. 522 00:21:21,408 --> 00:21:24,101 [BOTH GIGGLING] 523 00:21:24,226 --> 00:21:26,778 At least you don't process THC like a toddler. 524 00:21:26,814 --> 00:21:27,879 Hey, do you ever feel like 525 00:21:27,894 --> 00:21:30,008 you're a supporting character in their TV show? 526 00:21:30,091 --> 00:21:33,042 Jack, Emma, and Izzy? Like, that's your life? 527 00:21:33,285 --> 00:21:36,090 Oh, God. Oh, God, you're right. 528 00:21:36,334 --> 00:21:38,059 We're the besties, you and me. 529 00:21:38,094 --> 00:21:40,427 We only exist so that they can externalize their feelings. 530 00:21:40,463 --> 00:21:42,427 - What do we do? - I don't know! I don't know! 531 00:21:42,465 --> 00:21:45,140 Maybe... Maybe, uh, a spinoff! 532 00:21:46,014 --> 00:21:47,768 ♪ Nina ♪ 533 00:21:47,803 --> 00:21:50,114 ♪ Mm, mm, that's my Nina ♪ 534 00:21:50,133 --> 00:21:53,807 ♪ Doo, do, doo-doo-doo, doo, that's my Nina ♪ 535 00:21:53,932 --> 00:21:56,710 - What are you doing? - I'm just singing my theme song. 536 00:21:56,746 --> 00:22:00,062 - It's empowering. - [CHUCKLES] 537 00:22:01,350 --> 00:22:03,576 So you're stealing my girl, huh? 538 00:22:03,701 --> 00:22:07,167 Well, not you specifically, but this place, this... 539 00:22:07,206 --> 00:22:09,590 [WHISPERING] "Hawthorne Heights." 540 00:22:09,625 --> 00:22:12,159 I'll make sure you feel welcome here. 541 00:22:12,194 --> 00:22:13,993 ♪♪ 542 00:22:14,287 --> 00:22:15,947 Aww. 543 00:22:17,499 --> 00:22:18,931 Mm. 544 00:22:18,966 --> 00:22:21,581 And I'll make sure you feel welcome there. 545 00:22:21,969 --> 00:22:25,772 ♪ They're Carmen and Nina ♪ 546 00:22:25,807 --> 00:22:28,040 ♪ And we do what we want ♪ 547 00:22:28,075 --> 00:22:30,270 ♪ Bee-nee-nee ♪ 548 00:22:30,578 --> 00:22:33,423 ♪ Nothin' gonna stop 'em now ♪ 549 00:22:34,973 --> 00:22:38,384 [INSECTS CHIRPING] 550 00:22:38,707 --> 00:22:40,687 Feels strange, right? 551 00:22:40,722 --> 00:22:44,102 - Very. - But we can do it. 552 00:22:44,158 --> 00:22:45,917 Yeah, we can. 553 00:22:46,042 --> 00:22:48,178 For Em. 554 00:22:48,762 --> 00:22:51,697 ♪♪ 555 00:22:51,732 --> 00:22:53,699 Honey, are you sure? 556 00:22:56,537 --> 00:22:58,203 Are you sure it's okay? 557 00:22:58,238 --> 00:23:00,994 - Depends. - On what? 558 00:23:01,119 --> 00:23:03,442 Are you two ready to get it on without me? 559 00:23:03,477 --> 00:23:05,344 ♪♪ 560 00:23:05,379 --> 00:23:07,945 - Sure. - Yeah. I think we're good. 561 00:23:07,981 --> 00:23:09,670 ♪♪ 562 00:23:09,696 --> 00:23:12,364 Well, that's all I needed to hear. 563 00:23:12,686 --> 00:23:14,720 ♪♪ 564 00:23:14,755 --> 00:23:18,274 - So the sex slump's over? - Mm-hmm, but not because 565 00:23:18,333 --> 00:23:21,021 we're subscribing to any arbitrary bullshit rules. 566 00:23:21,027 --> 00:23:23,828 It's just because I think it's really hot to watch you get it on. 567 00:23:23,864 --> 00:23:27,380 [CHUCKLES] 568 00:23:28,058 --> 00:23:31,769 ♪ To pull the curtains over you ♪ 569 00:23:31,804 --> 00:23:34,693 ♪ Waiting for truth ♪ 570 00:23:35,113 --> 00:23:39,292 ♪ When you've come this far ♪ 571 00:23:39,790 --> 00:23:43,781 ♪ It's gonna hit you real hard ♪ 572 00:23:43,816 --> 00:23:47,199 ♪ There's not a moment in your life ♪ 573 00:23:47,484 --> 00:23:51,275 ♪ That didn't get you where you are ♪ 574 00:23:51,346 --> 00:23:55,209 ♪ Gotta pause and restart it all ♪ 575 00:23:55,261 --> 00:23:58,446 ♪ In a better life ♪ 576 00:23:58,885 --> 00:24:02,554 ♪ 'Cause when you've come this far ♪ 577 00:24:02,922 --> 00:24:06,136 ♪ It hits you real hard ♪ 578 00:24:06,261 --> 00:24:11,261 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 44759

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