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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,071 --> 00:00:07,625 Just when you want it 2 00:00:07,626 --> 00:00:09,575 K.R.V.A. 98 3 00:00:09,576 --> 00:00:12,129 These are the places where there's news: 4 00:00:12,130 --> 00:00:13,997 Capitol Hill. 5 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:17,000 The president says his economic plan will renew America. 6 00:00:18,084 --> 00:00:20,503 Pick up that phone, and let's save you money. 7 00:00:21,087 --> 00:00:24,089 We spare no expense. 8 00:00:24,090 --> 00:00:26,592 It... it really gets me that people think 9 00:00:26,593 --> 00:00:29,647 that this is the only country that matters, everything we do is... 10 00:00:29,648 --> 00:00:31,597 Well, the market started off strong, 11 00:00:31,598 --> 00:00:34,401 then stocks fell, pulled down 10 cents to 345.5. 12 00:00:34,402 --> 00:00:37,154 The more I try to save, the more I need to spend, 13 00:00:37,155 --> 00:00:39,022 and my checkbook just never... 14 00:00:39,105 --> 00:00:42,025 Success is just around the corner. 15 00:00:42,108 --> 00:00:43,609 Money honey 16 00:00:43,610 --> 00:00:47,530 Whoo, money honey. 17 00:00:48,114 --> 00:00:49,615 Oh 18 00:00:49,616 --> 00:00:51,534 The unemployment rate 19 00:00:51,618 --> 00:00:53,671 jumped another three-tenth of a percent last month, 20 00:00:53,672 --> 00:00:55,172 the worst it's been in more than... 21 00:00:55,173 --> 00:00:57,122 broadband. 22 00:00:57,123 --> 00:00:59,174 It's money that I love 23 00:00:59,427 --> 00:01:01,751 It's money that I love 24 00:01:02,128 --> 00:01:04,682 It's money that I love 25 00:01:04,683 --> 00:01:06,049 Money 26 00:01:06,132 --> 00:01:08,133 Saving for that dream home? 27 00:01:08,134 --> 00:01:10,553 Watch out. Lotto fever's on its way. 28 00:01:10,637 --> 00:01:14,191 No one picked all the winning numbers from last night's drawing, 29 00:01:14,192 --> 00:01:17,695 so that means tomorrow's jackpot will reach a whopping $14 million. 30 00:01:17,696 --> 00:01:21,064 Dollars, dollars, dollars. 31 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:29,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.SubtitleDB.org today 32 00:01:46,673 --> 00:01:47,975 Hey, look! 33 00:01:47,976 --> 00:01:49,592 Let's get it. 34 00:01:54,180 --> 00:01:55,598 Come on, come on! 35 00:01:55,682 --> 00:01:57,600 Let's get it, let's get it! 36 00:01:58,184 --> 00:02:00,487 No! 37 00:02:00,488 --> 00:02:03,106 Stop! 38 00:02:03,690 --> 00:02:05,691 Stop! 39 00:02:05,692 --> 00:02:07,110 Come back! 40 00:02:12,699 --> 00:02:14,199 No! 41 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:15,252 That's our money. 42 00:02:15,253 --> 00:02:17,120 Oh, yes! 43 00:02:18,204 --> 00:02:20,123 Hey, that's mine! 44 00:02:21,207 --> 00:02:23,010 Yeah! Yeah! 45 00:02:23,011 --> 00:02:24,710 Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh! 46 00:02:24,711 --> 00:02:28,515 There's luck, and there's fate. 47 00:02:28,516 --> 00:02:31,785 Luck is, for you small-timers. 48 00:02:32,324 --> 00:02:35,541 It's what they used to call miracles. 49 00:02:36,723 --> 00:02:39,142 That's all bullshit! 50 00:02:39,726 --> 00:02:43,146 "L-33 51 00:02:43,229 --> 00:02:46,149 "42, 58 52 00:02:46,733 --> 00:02:49,152 49-D." 53 00:02:49,235 --> 00:02:50,653 "L" 54 00:02:52,238 --> 00:02:54,657 Is for "lottery." 55 00:02:55,241 --> 00:02:58,661 "D" is for "dollars." 56 00:02:59,746 --> 00:03:02,165 I play these numbers. 57 00:03:04,751 --> 00:03:06,752 This bill, 58 00:03:06,753 --> 00:03:10,808 this bill is my destiny! 59 00:03:10,809 --> 00:03:12,257 Thank you! 60 00:03:12,258 --> 00:03:16,179 Damn motherfucking son-of-a-bitch! 61 00:03:16,763 --> 00:03:19,264 Get back here! 62 00:03:19,265 --> 00:03:21,819 No, no, no, no, no, skateboard, not in here, please. 63 00:03:21,820 --> 00:03:23,268 Then the skateboards come in, 64 00:03:23,269 --> 00:03:24,822 then the kids bring their pets in, too. 65 00:03:24,823 --> 00:03:26,271 Then I have no business at all. 66 00:03:26,272 --> 00:03:28,273 You want one of these? Why don't you get 2? 67 00:03:28,274 --> 00:03:30,776 That's $2.75, then that's cheaper for you plus the tax. 68 00:03:30,777 --> 00:03:35,332 Ja. Put it up. Now I lick my fingers, so I lose my license, see? 69 00:03:35,333 --> 00:03:37,835 We don't have change. Ah, they are early. 70 00:03:37,836 --> 00:03:39,837 Now you must run now. 71 00:03:39,838 --> 00:03:41,204 Hi. 72 00:03:41,287 --> 00:03:42,840 Ah, Mr. Holiday, please come in. 73 00:03:42,841 --> 00:03:44,790 Anna, so nice to see you. 74 00:03:44,791 --> 00:03:47,210 I hope we haven't kept you waiting. 75 00:03:47,293 --> 00:03:49,847 Ah, don't be ridiculous. You know, you're looking just lovely today. 76 00:03:49,848 --> 00:03:52,349 I hope all the details of the wedding are not driving you crazy. 77 00:03:52,350 --> 00:03:53,799 I hope, I don't know, 78 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:56,719 I think this is the most beautiful cake that I've ever made. 79 00:03:56,803 --> 00:03:59,106 Not to worry, not to worry, you always make the best. 80 00:03:59,107 --> 00:04:01,259 Ah, you're too generous. You butter me up, Mr. Holiday. 81 00:04:01,260 --> 00:04:03,726 Watch this flour here on the floor. It's awfully slippery. 82 00:04:03,810 --> 00:04:06,363 Joanie, please take the front counter, so we have someone there. 83 00:04:06,364 --> 00:04:08,313 I'm so nervous. Why, I don't know. 84 00:04:08,314 --> 00:04:12,369 I want you to like the cake. I'm sure you will. 85 00:04:12,370 --> 00:04:14,872 Please come this way. Ja, that's right. 86 00:04:14,873 --> 00:04:17,150 Oh, it's gorgeous. 87 00:04:17,151 --> 00:04:19,040 It's beautiful, yes? 88 00:04:19,041 --> 00:04:20,826 Is it right for you? 89 00:04:20,827 --> 00:04:22,828 Mr. Holiday? You like it? 90 00:04:22,829 --> 00:04:24,830 Ah, you're too kind, thank you. 91 00:04:24,831 --> 00:04:27,384 And then, we have the little bridesmaids who'll be walking up the steps. 92 00:04:27,385 --> 00:04:30,387 They're not quite complete, but you can imagine what it will be. 93 00:04:30,388 --> 00:04:33,891 What are those people doing on the cake? 94 00:04:33,892 --> 00:04:35,258 What, those people? 95 00:04:35,341 --> 00:04:37,260 What, I don't... 96 00:04:37,343 --> 00:04:40,898 I thought we decided on the porcelain figures in the catalog. 97 00:04:40,899 --> 00:04:43,766 You're right. Oh, gott! 98 00:04:44,851 --> 00:04:46,403 Is it too late to change it? 99 00:04:46,404 --> 00:04:47,930 Ah, we can change it. 100 00:04:47,931 --> 00:04:49,772 Of course, I can. 101 00:04:49,856 --> 00:04:54,277 But you know they are $360 and plus the tax. 102 00:04:56,863 --> 00:04:58,415 He's going to change that. 103 00:04:58,416 --> 00:04:59,865 Thank you. 104 00:04:59,866 --> 00:05:04,787 And we have, then, a $5, and here's a $10. 105 00:05:04,871 --> 00:05:05,871 And a $20. 106 00:05:05,872 --> 00:05:09,676 Oh, oh, oh! You are a man with great class. 107 00:05:09,677 --> 00:05:13,796 Now, you'll never see those people again. 108 00:05:14,881 --> 00:05:17,684 Ok, go make love to your fiance. 109 00:05:17,685 --> 00:05:20,338 Hey, there! In the front there! 110 00:05:20,339 --> 00:05:23,306 Don't put it too high on those! 111 00:05:25,391 --> 00:05:26,809 Pan that over here! 112 00:05:26,893 --> 00:05:28,811 You're a lucky guy, Mastrewski. 113 00:05:29,896 --> 00:05:31,897 That's Mr. Mastrewski to you. 114 00:05:31,898 --> 00:05:35,953 You know, pretty soon, you're gonna be workin' for me. Count on it. 115 00:05:35,954 --> 00:05:38,455 Used to be, you couldn't count on anything. 116 00:05:38,456 --> 00:05:41,824 Now, you got this world... 117 00:05:43,409 --> 00:05:46,912 where even you can be a big shot. 118 00:05:46,913 --> 00:05:50,833 Anytime you wanna see me in the front office, call first. 119 00:05:59,926 --> 00:06:00,978 Better get on out there. 120 00:06:00,979 --> 00:06:02,345 Sam. 121 00:06:02,428 --> 00:06:03,480 That's your future honkin'. 122 00:06:03,481 --> 00:06:05,258 Sam, come on, please. 123 00:06:05,259 --> 00:06:07,350 We're gonna be late. 124 00:06:08,434 --> 00:06:10,988 So, Buddha, you think I shouldn't marry her 125 00:06:10,989 --> 00:06:12,855 because she's rich? 126 00:06:13,940 --> 00:06:16,859 Hey, I believe in the free enterprise system. 127 00:06:24,450 --> 00:06:26,952 Oh, hello, Mr. Holiday. 128 00:06:26,953 --> 00:06:30,007 Hello, Sam. You're not supposed to be working today. 129 00:06:30,008 --> 00:06:33,010 Oh, I know. Nicky wasn't supposed to be sick, either. 130 00:06:33,011 --> 00:06:34,877 So, uh, let's go. 131 00:06:46,973 --> 00:06:48,391 What's that? 132 00:06:48,474 --> 00:06:50,277 It's called a "hand of Fatima." 133 00:06:50,278 --> 00:06:51,977 Fatima was Muhammad's daughter. 134 00:06:51,978 --> 00:06:55,032 Her hand offers prosperity to the newlyweds. 135 00:06:55,033 --> 00:06:57,534 Sam, this the unfortunate girl? 136 00:06:57,535 --> 00:06:58,984 Oh, yeah. 137 00:06:58,985 --> 00:07:00,986 Aunt Dotty, this is Anna, 138 00:07:00,987 --> 00:07:03,406 Jack Holiday, my Uncle Krystoff. 139 00:07:03,489 --> 00:07:04,489 Hello. Nice to meet you. 140 00:07:04,490 --> 00:07:07,410 Look around you. You got everything. 141 00:07:07,493 --> 00:07:09,912 It's not too late to change your mind. 142 00:07:10,496 --> 00:07:12,048 Why don't we go inside? 143 00:07:12,049 --> 00:07:13,550 Yes, yes. Please, please. 144 00:07:13,551 --> 00:07:16,553 Ooh! Nice hand! 145 00:07:16,554 --> 00:07:17,830 Jack? 146 00:07:17,831 --> 00:07:19,422 Yes, Sam. 147 00:07:23,509 --> 00:07:25,510 How do I look? 148 00:07:25,511 --> 00:07:27,430 You look just fine. 149 00:07:33,019 --> 00:07:35,020 1, 2, 3, 4! 150 00:07:35,021 --> 00:07:37,574 Well, you're finally getting married? 151 00:07:37,575 --> 00:07:39,852 Now we're free of you at last? 152 00:07:39,853 --> 00:07:42,079 Which is really quite a blessing? 153 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:44,081 When considering your past? 154 00:07:44,082 --> 00:07:46,531 Now that Anna's...? 155 00:07:46,532 --> 00:07:49,034 Excuse me. Don't take this the wrong way, 156 00:07:49,035 --> 00:07:52,955 but you're Arabs. How come your name is holiday? 157 00:07:53,539 --> 00:07:57,042 Glory, glory Sam Mastrewski? 158 00:07:57,043 --> 00:08:00,347 My husband's last name is Shokrula Alyzim. 159 00:08:00,348 --> 00:08:03,000 It's Arabic for "thank God for the good day." 160 00:08:03,001 --> 00:08:05,968 He changed it after he came to this country. 161 00:08:06,052 --> 00:08:08,053 Good day? What good day? 162 00:08:08,054 --> 00:08:10,607 Good day. Like holiday, you dope. 163 00:08:10,608 --> 00:08:13,058 I sure wish his father had thought 164 00:08:13,059 --> 00:08:16,113 about changing his name to something as nice as holiday. 165 00:08:16,114 --> 00:08:18,063 ...drive your mom to tears? 166 00:08:18,064 --> 00:08:21,618 Better hurry and get married, get the hell away from here? 167 00:08:21,619 --> 00:08:25,988 Before she knows the truth? 168 00:08:26,072 --> 00:08:27,072 Come on, everybody. 169 00:08:27,073 --> 00:08:30,993 Glory, glory, Sam Mastrewski? 170 00:08:31,077 --> 00:08:34,079 You picked a pretty girl? 171 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:36,133 How did that one get in there? 172 00:08:36,134 --> 00:08:38,135 Mom, is that you? 173 00:08:38,136 --> 00:08:39,584 ...you-ski? 174 00:08:39,585 --> 00:08:44,141 Your father had been plannin' a trip to Spain for years. 175 00:08:44,142 --> 00:08:48,145 Somehow he just never seemed to find the time. 176 00:08:48,146 --> 00:08:51,174 So I had this picture taken for him, 177 00:08:51,175 --> 00:08:54,517 sort of like a consolation prize. 178 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:57,019 Marry Anna we implore? 179 00:08:58,104 --> 00:09:01,606 Before she knows the truth? 180 00:09:01,607 --> 00:09:04,661 The closest your father ever came to a vacation 181 00:09:04,662 --> 00:09:08,030 was Saturday night bowling with the league. 182 00:09:10,116 --> 00:09:13,670 When she finally learns the truth-ski? 183 00:09:13,671 --> 00:09:18,040 You're Anna's headache now? 184 00:09:25,631 --> 00:09:29,134 I just want to say in spite of what we've just seen, 185 00:09:29,135 --> 00:09:33,055 I'm still happy to welcome Sam and his family into our family. 186 00:09:36,642 --> 00:09:39,562 When I was your age, 187 00:09:39,645 --> 00:09:41,698 I found an oil tanker in Saudi Arabia 188 00:09:41,699 --> 00:09:43,148 that was leaving for the States, 189 00:09:43,149 --> 00:09:46,203 and I took a job in the galley in exchange for my passage. 190 00:09:46,204 --> 00:09:48,070 I had very little money, 191 00:09:48,154 --> 00:09:52,157 but every day, I bought a pack of gum from the ship's store. 192 00:09:52,158 --> 00:09:57,714 I had seen an American movie and in it Richard Widmark chewed a lot of gum. 193 00:09:57,715 --> 00:09:59,664 I believed that if I chewed enough gum, 194 00:09:59,665 --> 00:10:04,587 I would step off the ship, transformed into an American like Richard Widmark. 195 00:10:07,673 --> 00:10:10,593 Now I make that gum. 196 00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:18,235 Millions and a beach house, man! Holiday and son! 197 00:10:18,236 --> 00:10:20,513 The ship docked in Galveston. 198 00:10:20,514 --> 00:10:22,687 I had 72 rials in my pocket. 199 00:10:22,688 --> 00:10:25,190 It was all the money I had in the world. 200 00:10:25,191 --> 00:10:28,745 There was a bank across the street. I went inside. 201 00:10:28,746 --> 00:10:32,249 The cashier took my money, and she counted it twice. 202 00:10:32,250 --> 00:10:33,776 Here it comes, man. 203 00:10:33,777 --> 00:10:35,200 Very carefully. 204 00:10:35,201 --> 00:10:38,255 Then she opened a drawer and handed me 205 00:10:38,256 --> 00:10:41,284 my new money, 206 00:10:41,285 --> 00:10:44,209 one $20 bill. 207 00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:48,265 I took that bill, and I sat down on a bench that was there in the bank. 208 00:10:48,266 --> 00:10:50,715 I sat and I stared 209 00:10:50,716 --> 00:10:54,219 at my first real piece of America. 210 00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:58,275 I guess for most immigrant it's the Statue of Liberty, 211 00:10:58,276 --> 00:11:01,644 The New York skyline, the Golden Gate Bridge. 212 00:11:02,228 --> 00:11:04,229 But for me, 213 00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:06,649 it was that $20 bill. 214 00:11:09,735 --> 00:11:14,156 It seemed to me I was holding my entire world of possibilities 215 00:11:14,740 --> 00:11:17,159 right there in my hands. 216 00:11:19,745 --> 00:11:22,665 That's you, man. Go, go. 217 00:11:25,751 --> 00:11:28,305 I want you and my daughter to have a chance 218 00:11:28,306 --> 00:11:31,674 to feel that young and unstoppable. 219 00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:46,188 Think of it as your wedding present. 220 00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:51,193 A wedding present. 221 00:11:53,779 --> 00:11:55,197 Whoa. 222 00:11:57,283 --> 00:11:58,701 Is that all? 223 00:12:01,287 --> 00:12:04,206 When you were a boy, Sam, what did you want to do? 224 00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:06,208 You must have had dreams. 225 00:12:07,793 --> 00:12:09,846 Uh, I don't remember. 226 00:12:09,847 --> 00:12:11,373 Try. It's important. 227 00:12:11,374 --> 00:12:13,215 Hold that man! 228 00:12:13,799 --> 00:12:15,800 Sorry, boss! 229 00:12:15,801 --> 00:12:18,721 Come along quietly now. We don't want to cause no ugly scene. 230 00:12:18,804 --> 00:12:20,305 Anna, I... I guess I'm leaving. 231 00:12:20,306 --> 00:12:22,224 It's ok, Anna. I'll take good care of him. 232 00:12:26,312 --> 00:12:28,813 This is great, isn't it? 233 00:12:28,814 --> 00:12:31,816 This is just fucking wonderful. 234 00:12:31,817 --> 00:12:35,320 That was one intense speech Mr. Holiday got into. 235 00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:38,375 It's easy for him to say, right? He's living in his dream. 236 00:12:38,376 --> 00:12:39,824 Who's Richard Widmark, I mean? 237 00:12:39,825 --> 00:12:41,826 How am I supposed to know what I want to do? 238 00:12:41,827 --> 00:12:44,381 I mean, like I remember reading about him somewhere. 239 00:12:44,382 --> 00:12:46,248 There never was any "what I wanted to do." 240 00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:49,334 It was just what I did. 241 00:12:49,335 --> 00:12:51,336 Life's dealt you such a cruel blow. 242 00:12:51,337 --> 00:12:54,757 One thing's for sure. I'm not going back to work for the guy on Monday. 243 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:56,893 Oh, hey, there's an opening at the body shop. 244 00:12:56,894 --> 00:12:58,420 Well, how's that feel? 245 00:12:58,421 --> 00:12:59,684 Ooh, 2 points! 246 00:12:59,685 --> 00:13:01,263 All right! 247 00:13:01,347 --> 00:13:03,400 Hey, for richer or poorer, right? 248 00:13:03,401 --> 00:13:05,267 Yeah, right. 249 00:13:06,352 --> 00:13:07,770 Oh, right on time. 250 00:13:07,853 --> 00:13:08,853 Who's that? 251 00:13:08,854 --> 00:13:10,773 You stay right there. 252 00:13:10,856 --> 00:13:12,409 Get room service. The rest of you guys get over there. 253 00:13:12,410 --> 00:13:14,437 What are you getting so excited about, Buddha? 254 00:13:14,438 --> 00:13:16,413 Get up, get up. Get over there, get over there. 255 00:13:16,414 --> 00:13:18,363 Just relax. 256 00:13:18,364 --> 00:13:19,916 You're gonna love it. 257 00:13:19,917 --> 00:13:20,943 Hey. 258 00:13:20,944 --> 00:13:21,866 Hi. 259 00:13:21,867 --> 00:13:23,285 Come in. 260 00:13:26,372 --> 00:13:28,290 This is the bachelor party? 261 00:13:28,374 --> 00:13:30,793 Refreshments. 262 00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:32,929 Do you wanna tape this? 263 00:13:32,930 --> 00:13:34,431 It's $50 extra. 264 00:13:34,432 --> 00:13:35,798 Ooh. 265 00:13:36,382 --> 00:13:38,883 What is this, a wake? 266 00:13:38,884 --> 00:13:41,938 Well, this is Sam Mastrewski. He's our groom-to-be. 267 00:13:41,939 --> 00:13:44,441 So you're the lucky guy, huh? 268 00:13:44,442 --> 00:13:45,718 Congratulations. 269 00:13:45,719 --> 00:13:47,309 Uh, thank you. 270 00:13:47,893 --> 00:13:49,445 Is there a bathroom here? 271 00:13:49,446 --> 00:13:51,313 Yeah, it's right over there. 272 00:13:51,897 --> 00:13:53,398 Whoo-Hoo! 273 00:13:53,399 --> 00:13:54,951 Just give me a minute. 274 00:13:54,952 --> 00:13:56,819 Cheer up! 275 00:13:56,902 --> 00:13:59,321 I don't think this is such a good idea right now, Buddha. 276 00:13:59,405 --> 00:14:00,405 I don't know. 277 00:14:00,406 --> 00:14:01,906 I've done this before. 278 00:14:01,907 --> 00:14:05,828 You just stay up, just stay up. 279 00:14:06,912 --> 00:14:08,330 Yeah! 280 00:14:13,419 --> 00:14:14,971 Hi. How you, how you... 281 00:14:14,972 --> 00:14:16,421 How you doin' tonight? 282 00:14:16,422 --> 00:14:18,923 Well, I think I'm getting the flu. 283 00:14:18,924 --> 00:14:22,979 I got that sort of pre-fluey fluey feeling, you know what I mean? 284 00:14:22,980 --> 00:14:25,982 Yeah. Uh, so we said $100, right? 285 00:14:25,983 --> 00:14:27,349 Yeah. 286 00:14:29,935 --> 00:14:32,739 For $100 you get topless, that's all. 287 00:14:32,740 --> 00:14:35,858 Another $50, the g-string comes off. 288 00:14:35,941 --> 00:14:37,860 The more green, the more seen. 289 00:14:39,445 --> 00:14:41,946 You got another $100 on top of that, 290 00:14:41,947 --> 00:14:45,367 we can talk about anything else you think your friend might like. 291 00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:49,371 I think we'll just start with, uh, what we first talked about, ok? 292 00:14:49,955 --> 00:14:51,874 Whatever. 293 00:14:56,962 --> 00:14:59,882 Come on. This is gonna be great. Gonna love it. 294 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:15,898 Hi. 295 00:15:18,984 --> 00:15:20,537 Put it over that light. 296 00:15:20,538 --> 00:15:21,904 Ooh! Thanks. 297 00:15:22,988 --> 00:15:24,489 There we go. 298 00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:25,908 Sit down. 299 00:15:38,003 --> 00:15:39,421 Hello, big boy. 300 00:15:39,505 --> 00:15:40,923 Hi there. Hey. 301 00:15:41,507 --> 00:15:43,425 How you doin'? 302 00:15:45,010 --> 00:15:46,010 Oh, my God. 303 00:15:46,011 --> 00:15:48,430 Come on. Let's see 'em. 304 00:15:49,342 --> 00:15:50,933 Baby! 305 00:15:57,022 --> 00:15:59,575 Yeah! All right! Yeah! Yeah! 306 00:15:59,576 --> 00:16:02,444 Oh, come on, Sam. 307 00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:06,448 Yes. 308 00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:10,452 Go with the program, son. 309 00:16:11,036 --> 00:16:13,455 It's your turn. 310 00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:17,093 Give her that good Samson thing. 311 00:16:17,094 --> 00:16:19,461 Sam, Sam, Sam! 312 00:16:19,545 --> 00:16:21,347 I don't believe it. 313 00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:23,047 I'm gettin' a woody. 314 00:16:23,048 --> 00:16:26,102 Well, that's good. Something's working in here. 315 00:16:26,103 --> 00:16:27,469 Oh, Sam! 316 00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:28,553 Come on, Sam! 317 00:16:28,554 --> 00:16:29,972 Come on, man! 318 00:16:31,056 --> 00:16:33,109 Oh, Sam. Come on, Sam. 319 00:16:33,110 --> 00:16:35,477 Talk to him, darling. 320 00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:37,113 Get his attention. Wake him up. 321 00:16:37,114 --> 00:16:38,430 Whoo-Hoo-Hoo! 322 00:16:38,641 --> 00:16:40,482 Whoo-Hoo-Hoo! 323 00:16:41,066 --> 00:16:42,066 Yes! 324 00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:43,568 Come on, Sam! Come on! 325 00:16:43,569 --> 00:16:45,570 What's the matter, Sam? 326 00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:47,572 Hey, that feels so good! 327 00:16:47,573 --> 00:16:49,626 Come on, bet money, Sammy! 328 00:16:49,627 --> 00:16:50,575 Sammy. 329 00:16:50,576 --> 00:16:52,629 Do it, Sam. Go! 330 00:16:52,630 --> 00:16:54,078 Come on! 331 00:16:54,079 --> 00:16:55,079 Wake up, Sam. 332 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:58,000 Oh, Sam, you feel so good. 333 00:16:58,584 --> 00:16:59,584 Yeah! 334 00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:02,004 Oh, yes, Sam! Oh! 335 00:17:04,089 --> 00:17:06,090 Put it where you wanna put it. 336 00:17:06,091 --> 00:17:08,010 He should get married more often. 337 00:17:09,094 --> 00:17:10,512 Oh, Sam! 338 00:17:11,597 --> 00:17:12,899 Yes! 339 00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:14,516 Go, Sam! 340 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,018 Oh, Sam. 341 00:17:16,101 --> 00:17:18,655 I'm sure you'll make your wife very happy. 342 00:17:18,656 --> 00:17:20,022 Who is it, man? 343 00:17:20,105 --> 00:17:21,157 Somebody get the door. 344 00:17:21,158 --> 00:17:22,106 Who is it? 345 00:17:22,107 --> 00:17:23,525 Room service. 346 00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:25,161 Hey, man! Hey, it's Anna 347 00:17:25,162 --> 00:17:27,111 What oh, shit. 348 00:17:27,112 --> 00:17:28,613 Excuse me. I'm really sorry. 349 00:17:28,614 --> 00:17:30,667 Hey, hey, hey, get a cover in here, man. 350 00:17:30,668 --> 00:17:32,534 Cover her up, man! 351 00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:37,039 You! Cover yourself up! 352 00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:38,122 Thank you, Sam. Come on! 353 00:17:38,123 --> 00:17:41,043 No, come here, come here, come here 354 00:17:41,627 --> 00:17:43,545 everyone act normal! 355 00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:47,549 Oh. Oh, shit, fuck. 356 00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:51,053 Ok, just... can you... 357 00:17:52,137 --> 00:17:53,555 Aah! 358 00:17:57,142 --> 00:17:59,561 1, 2, 3. 359 00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:02,699 Anna. What a pleasant surprise. 360 00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:04,066 Did you miss me? 361 00:18:04,149 --> 00:18:05,567 Uh, uh, yeah. 362 00:18:06,151 --> 00:18:07,151 Hey, incoming! 363 00:18:07,152 --> 00:18:08,705 Oh, thanks, guys 364 00:18:08,706 --> 00:18:10,572 Come on in. 365 00:18:13,158 --> 00:18:14,158 Kathy. 366 00:18:14,159 --> 00:18:16,160 So, um... 367 00:18:16,161 --> 00:18:18,162 I've... I've got a 4 of hearts. 368 00:18:18,163 --> 00:18:20,216 This is what a bachelor party's all about? 369 00:18:20,217 --> 00:18:21,583 Uh, yeah. 370 00:18:23,168 --> 00:18:25,722 Looks like a regular Friday night to me. 371 00:18:25,723 --> 00:18:27,672 Oh, the usual. 372 00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:29,591 Two sixes. 373 00:18:29,675 --> 00:18:31,175 Yeah. Huh? 374 00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:34,230 So, uh, how did you find us? 375 00:18:34,231 --> 00:18:36,180 Kathy. 376 00:18:36,181 --> 00:18:38,182 Uh, where's mark? 377 00:18:38,183 --> 00:18:39,235 Uh, in the bathroom. 378 00:18:39,236 --> 00:18:41,103 Put... 379 00:18:41,687 --> 00:18:44,770 Listen, Sam, uh, I just wanted to make sure 380 00:18:44,771 --> 00:18:48,602 you didn't get the wrong idea about daddy's wedding present. 381 00:18:49,194 --> 00:18:53,698 I mean... well... no... 382 00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:56,618 Right. Now I'm gonna go check, ok? 383 00:18:58,203 --> 00:18:59,621 You're mad. 384 00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:01,205 No, Anna, I'm not, I'm not mad, really. 385 00:19:01,206 --> 00:19:05,762 Sam, you didn't think that daddy was just gonna give us $20, did you? 386 00:19:05,763 --> 00:19:08,130 I don't know. I mean, I thought. 387 00:19:08,213 --> 00:19:10,132 No, I didn't think that. No. 388 00:19:10,215 --> 00:19:11,633 Yes, you did think that. 389 00:19:11,717 --> 00:19:13,269 Of course I didn't. 390 00:19:13,270 --> 00:19:14,771 Not really a good time. 391 00:19:14,772 --> 00:19:18,140 Um, maybe, 392 00:19:19,224 --> 00:19:20,642 uh, maybe you can... 393 00:19:20,726 --> 00:19:23,645 Fire escape's gonna cost you an extra $50. 394 00:19:24,229 --> 00:19:25,281 Really? 395 00:19:25,282 --> 00:19:26,230 Yeah. 396 00:19:26,231 --> 00:19:28,650 Ok. Here. 397 00:19:29,234 --> 00:19:31,153 Um... 398 00:19:32,237 --> 00:19:33,655 Um. 399 00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:38,044 It's just a good thing you got him. 400 00:19:38,045 --> 00:19:40,662 So this is what we're gonna do. 401 00:19:40,746 --> 00:19:42,246 We take the $20 that daddy gave you, 402 00:19:42,247 --> 00:19:44,300 and we have it framed with our wedding picture, 403 00:19:44,301 --> 00:19:46,328 and we put it on the wall in the living room 404 00:19:46,329 --> 00:19:48,252 and we invite the family over to see it. 405 00:19:48,253 --> 00:19:51,255 Mmm-Mmm, why would we want to do all of that? 406 00:19:51,256 --> 00:19:55,177 Well, that way when daddy sees that you understand the symbolism of his gesture, 407 00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:58,680 he'll know that you're ready to take your place in our family. 408 00:19:58,764 --> 00:20:00,182 Oh. 409 00:20:04,269 --> 00:20:06,188 Oh, no. 410 00:20:08,273 --> 00:20:10,274 Oh! 411 00:20:10,275 --> 00:20:12,694 So, um, so where is it? 412 00:20:16,281 --> 00:20:18,200 Um, where's what? 413 00:20:18,283 --> 00:20:20,284 Sam, daddy's $20. 414 00:20:20,285 --> 00:20:23,339 It doesn't have to be that $20, does it? 415 00:20:23,340 --> 00:20:25,655 What'd you do with it? 416 00:20:25,864 --> 00:20:28,793 Well, we can probably just get another $20 and put that one in a frame and... 417 00:20:28,794 --> 00:20:31,213 Sam, I won't lie to my father. 418 00:20:31,296 --> 00:20:33,297 It's not exactly a lie. 419 00:20:33,298 --> 00:20:36,352 I swear to God, I'm never doing this again. 420 00:20:36,353 --> 00:20:38,220 I won't lie to my father. 421 00:20:38,303 --> 00:20:39,804 Could you turn down that music, please? 422 00:20:39,805 --> 00:20:41,858 Yeah, yeah, guys come on, a little respect. 423 00:20:41,859 --> 00:20:43,385 Really 424 00:20:43,386 --> 00:20:44,809 Oh, shit. 425 00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:46,811 I can't believe this. 426 00:20:46,812 --> 00:20:49,365 If daddy can't trust you with a simple $20 bill, 427 00:20:49,366 --> 00:20:52,234 how's he ever gonna trust you with $20 million? 428 00:20:53,318 --> 00:20:55,319 It's ok, you know what? 429 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:58,740 I just remembered where I put it, so I'll... 430 00:20:58,824 --> 00:21:02,128 I, um. Excuse me. 431 00:21:02,129 --> 00:21:05,747 I, uh, forgot my box. 432 00:21:05,831 --> 00:21:07,749 I can't work without it. 433 00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:09,834 We, um... 434 00:21:09,835 --> 00:21:10,835 It's my fault. 435 00:21:10,836 --> 00:21:13,255 Anna, she's with me. She's with me. 436 00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:19,761 Look, um... look, if... if it'll help... 437 00:21:24,850 --> 00:21:27,269 you can have this back. 438 00:21:29,354 --> 00:21:31,773 See, he didn't have anything to do with it. 439 00:21:31,857 --> 00:21:33,775 Kathy, let's go. 440 00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:36,913 Anna, wait a minute, um. 441 00:21:36,914 --> 00:21:38,863 I'm really sorry. 442 00:21:38,864 --> 00:21:41,283 I was only tryin' to help. 443 00:21:44,870 --> 00:21:46,788 Everything ok? 444 00:21:55,881 --> 00:21:58,300 Coming up next on news radio. 445 00:21:58,383 --> 00:22:00,436 News when you want it? 446 00:22:00,437 --> 00:22:02,887 K.R.V. A 98? 447 00:22:02,888 --> 00:22:04,941 No winners again in last night's drawing. 448 00:22:04,942 --> 00:22:08,310 The pot goes up to $19 million. 449 00:22:08,393 --> 00:22:09,894 Today's weather, more of the same. 450 00:22:09,895 --> 00:22:12,949 Tonight and Sunday night, low clouds until morning, clearing... 451 00:22:12,950 --> 00:22:15,317 hold the fork, fluffy. 452 00:22:24,910 --> 00:22:28,330 This is essence de l'argent. 453 00:22:28,413 --> 00:22:30,915 It will bring you success and money. 454 00:22:30,916 --> 00:22:34,418 Now what you wanna do is wait until your bath cools, 455 00:22:34,419 --> 00:22:39,475 add 7 drops and some honey to your water and the petals of 7 yellow roses. 456 00:22:39,476 --> 00:22:43,986 You burn this candle to the honor of Oshum 457 00:22:43,987 --> 00:22:45,982 for 5 nights in a row. 458 00:22:45,983 --> 00:22:47,984 You do all that... 459 00:22:47,985 --> 00:22:48,933 Hey! 460 00:22:48,934 --> 00:22:50,352 Children! 461 00:22:51,436 --> 00:22:53,355 Kids think I'm a witch. 462 00:22:54,940 --> 00:22:56,858 That'll be $17. 463 00:22:58,443 --> 00:23:01,998 Now, you don't wanna use more than 7 drops. 464 00:23:01,999 --> 00:23:03,365 You act greedy, 465 00:23:03,448 --> 00:23:05,367 You just gonna piss Oshum off. 466 00:23:06,952 --> 00:23:08,504 I'll be careful. 467 00:23:08,505 --> 00:23:09,954 Ok. 468 00:23:09,955 --> 00:23:13,509 So that's 5 nights for the candle? 469 00:23:13,510 --> 00:23:14,510 That's it. That's it 470 00:23:14,511 --> 00:23:15,877 Ok. 471 00:23:15,961 --> 00:23:17,379 You want any "hold 'em" oil? 472 00:23:17,462 --> 00:23:18,880 Keeps the men in line. 473 00:23:18,964 --> 00:23:20,382 No, thank you. 474 00:23:23,468 --> 00:23:24,886 Thank you. 475 00:23:43,989 --> 00:23:45,291 There she goes. 476 00:23:45,292 --> 00:23:46,542 Let's follow her. 477 00:23:46,543 --> 00:23:47,909 Ok. 478 00:23:56,001 --> 00:23:57,553 Hey, Emily. 479 00:23:57,554 --> 00:23:58,920 Hi. 480 00:24:01,006 --> 00:24:02,424 Tea, please. 481 00:24:21,526 --> 00:24:22,944 Hey! 482 00:24:27,032 --> 00:24:30,086 So making love is a process of divine sublimity 483 00:24:30,087 --> 00:24:32,454 in which God almighty... 484 00:24:33,538 --> 00:24:36,958 injections will release spiritual essence. 485 00:24:39,544 --> 00:24:41,545 Hi. How you doin'? 486 00:24:41,546 --> 00:24:43,047 Mrs. Shakespeare, 487 00:24:43,048 --> 00:24:46,468 do you mind takin' a moment and comin' over here? 488 00:24:46,551 --> 00:24:49,471 You know, you don't understand... 489 00:24:52,557 --> 00:24:54,860 Could I borrow your pen? 490 00:24:54,861 --> 00:24:57,113 Uh, chamomile or peppermint? 491 00:24:57,114 --> 00:24:58,980 Your pen. 492 00:24:59,564 --> 00:25:01,483 What about my pen? 493 00:25:01,566 --> 00:25:02,566 Could I use it? 494 00:25:02,567 --> 00:25:05,487 Oh! Just one second. 495 00:25:07,072 --> 00:25:09,073 Chamomile. 496 00:25:09,074 --> 00:25:11,993 Emily, you got a BLT up! Let's go! 497 00:25:24,589 --> 00:25:26,007 $0.75? 498 00:25:32,097 --> 00:25:34,516 Hang on. I got change in here somewhere. 499 00:25:39,104 --> 00:25:41,605 Shit, I had a whole stack of quarters. 500 00:25:41,606 --> 00:25:45,161 Man. All right, forget it. If you don't mind breaking $10 for a cup of coffee. 501 00:25:45,162 --> 00:25:46,610 Sure. 502 00:25:46,611 --> 00:25:48,612 Be a lot faster than waiting for me to find my change. 503 00:25:48,613 --> 00:25:51,533 I hate when you can't find somethin', but you know you have it. 504 00:25:51,616 --> 00:25:53,117 I don't care about the 75 cents, 505 00:25:53,118 --> 00:25:56,037 but my old man had Alzheimer's, and sometimes, I think... 506 00:25:56,121 --> 00:25:58,039 Hope not. 507 00:25:59,124 --> 00:26:00,542 Thanks a lot. 508 00:26:00,625 --> 00:26:02,626 So, are you a writer. 509 00:26:02,627 --> 00:26:04,680 I thought I noticed you we writing stuff down. It's interesting work. 510 00:26:04,681 --> 00:26:06,182 Must be lonely though, huh? 511 00:26:06,183 --> 00:26:07,631 I like it. 512 00:26:07,632 --> 00:26:10,051 You're a student of human nature, huh? 513 00:26:10,135 --> 00:26:12,554 Maybe I left the money in my car. 514 00:26:13,638 --> 00:26:16,558 I swear to God, I'm losin' my mind. 515 00:26:16,641 --> 00:26:20,061 I hate this pocket. I don't know why I put stuff in here. 516 00:26:23,648 --> 00:26:25,149 Ok. 517 00:26:25,150 --> 00:26:28,069 I swear to God, I'm so stupid. Could you just, uh... 518 00:26:28,153 --> 00:26:29,153 Sorry about the hassle. 519 00:26:29,154 --> 00:26:31,207 Can you just give me back the $10? 520 00:26:31,208 --> 00:26:32,656 Ok. 521 00:26:32,657 --> 00:26:35,076 Thanks a lot. You have any mints or anything? 522 00:26:35,660 --> 00:26:36,660 On the house. 523 00:26:36,661 --> 00:26:40,081 Hey, thanks a lot. Good luck with the writing. 524 00:26:58,683 --> 00:27:03,605 Be a hell of a lot easier if you just went in there and laid a .45 up the lady's head. 525 00:27:05,690 --> 00:27:07,108 Excuse me? 526 00:27:07,192 --> 00:27:09,193 That trick with the $10. 527 00:27:09,194 --> 00:27:11,195 Sooner or later, someone's gonna pop to it. 528 00:27:11,196 --> 00:27:14,250 I don't know what the fuck you're talkin' about. 529 00:27:14,251 --> 00:27:16,027 What are you makin'? 530 00:27:16,028 --> 00:27:18,119 $9.25 for your trouble? 531 00:27:19,704 --> 00:27:21,623 You a cop? 532 00:27:23,708 --> 00:27:28,764 You know, bunco cases, a judge usually gives you full term. 533 00:27:28,765 --> 00:27:30,632 2 years, first offense. 534 00:27:31,716 --> 00:27:33,635 That's about what you get for armed robbery, 535 00:27:33,718 --> 00:27:35,271 if you got a halfway decent public defender. 536 00:27:35,272 --> 00:27:37,721 What that means, 537 00:27:37,722 --> 00:27:41,276 we go inside grandma's kitchen here with a sawed-off, 538 00:27:41,277 --> 00:27:45,056 we put it up to "hello, my name's Emily"'s head, 539 00:27:45,057 --> 00:27:49,150 and you take maybe $400 or $500 from the register. 540 00:27:50,235 --> 00:27:52,736 Who the fuck are you? 541 00:27:52,737 --> 00:27:56,658 Just a guy who wants to help you maximize your profit potential. 542 00:27:56,741 --> 00:27:58,660 My profit potential? 543 00:27:59,744 --> 00:28:02,246 I'm looking for a partner. 544 00:28:02,247 --> 00:28:05,050 What, do you want me to rob this place with you? 545 00:28:05,051 --> 00:28:07,803 Not unless you're prepared to shoot 30 witnesses. 546 00:28:07,804 --> 00:28:10,306 I'm more interested in easy places. 547 00:28:10,307 --> 00:28:13,084 Gas stations, liquor stores. 548 00:28:13,085 --> 00:28:16,177 More profit and a lot less risk. 549 00:28:16,761 --> 00:28:19,315 You're not afraid of guns, are you? 550 00:28:19,316 --> 00:28:20,842 Are you fuckin' crazy? 551 00:28:20,843 --> 00:28:22,684 I don't even know you. 552 00:28:22,767 --> 00:28:24,686 It's better that way. 553 00:28:25,270 --> 00:28:28,272 10 minutes. In and out. 554 00:28:28,273 --> 00:28:32,193 You can make as much as you do workin' that $10 bill all day. 555 00:28:37,782 --> 00:28:39,283 You sleep on it. 556 00:28:39,284 --> 00:28:41,837 You interested, we'll meet right down the block this side 557 00:28:41,838 --> 00:28:44,205 tomorrow night around 7:00. 558 00:28:44,789 --> 00:28:46,790 Try to wear somethin' nice. 559 00:28:46,791 --> 00:28:49,845 You don't wanna look suspicious. 560 00:28:49,846 --> 00:28:51,713 Yeah, right. 561 00:29:10,148 --> 00:29:11,633 Hi. 562 00:29:11,716 --> 00:29:13,134 Hi, kids. 563 00:29:18,223 --> 00:29:20,025 My mom gave me a nickel 564 00:29:20,026 --> 00:29:21,777 My mom gave me a dime 565 00:29:21,778 --> 00:29:24,646 My mom gave me 566 00:29:29,734 --> 00:29:32,236 Hi, I'm Bobby McCormac. 567 00:29:32,237 --> 00:29:35,040 Welcome to "cooking with Bobby McCormac." 568 00:29:35,041 --> 00:29:37,694 Today we're going to be cooking cassoulet. 569 00:29:37,695 --> 00:29:40,662 It's not cassoulet without duck confit. 570 00:29:40,745 --> 00:29:42,163 Duck. 571 00:29:43,748 --> 00:29:46,250 Preserved in its own fat. 572 00:29:46,251 --> 00:29:48,752 Now you could make your own confit, 573 00:29:48,753 --> 00:29:52,173 or you can wait until your parents go away for the weekend, 574 00:29:52,257 --> 00:29:55,311 and spend all the money they left you for emergencies 575 00:29:55,312 --> 00:29:58,179 down at le maison du gourmet. 576 00:29:58,763 --> 00:30:01,182 Let's take some calls, shall we? 577 00:30:04,269 --> 00:30:06,822 Hello. You're cooking with Bobby McCormac. 578 00:30:06,823 --> 00:30:08,349 Happy birthday. 579 00:30:08,350 --> 00:30:10,191 Thanks. What's up? 580 00:30:10,275 --> 00:30:13,829 Well, um, you know that special bottle of wine, 581 00:30:13,830 --> 00:30:15,831 the one in my dad's liquor cabinet? 582 00:30:15,832 --> 00:30:18,282 Yeah, sure. What about it? 583 00:30:18,283 --> 00:30:21,955 Well, I'm really sorry, but he locked it. 584 00:30:23,788 --> 00:30:25,789 Oh, I knew you'd be upset. 585 00:30:25,790 --> 00:30:28,344 I know you said you can't have cassoulet without white wine. 586 00:30:28,345 --> 00:30:32,213 And you can't have white wine for 42 cents. 587 00:30:33,298 --> 00:30:35,717 I know you probably hate me. 588 00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:37,301 I ruined everything. 589 00:30:37,302 --> 00:30:39,855 Whoo! Grandma sent me some papes. 590 00:30:39,856 --> 00:30:42,724 I wish I could make it up to you. 591 00:30:42,807 --> 00:30:45,861 Uh, what do you say I pick you up this evening? 592 00:30:45,862 --> 00:30:47,811 Ok. 593 00:30:47,812 --> 00:30:49,731 I want to make an important stop before our dinner. 594 00:30:49,814 --> 00:30:50,814 How come? 595 00:30:50,815 --> 00:30:52,367 Where are we going? 596 00:30:52,368 --> 00:30:53,817 It's a surprise. 597 00:30:53,818 --> 00:30:55,371 Ok, I'll see you tonight. 598 00:30:55,372 --> 00:30:56,738 Peace. 599 00:31:20,345 --> 00:31:21,763 How you doin'? 600 00:31:25,850 --> 00:31:28,904 I thought I told you to dress nice. 601 00:31:28,905 --> 00:31:29,853 Come on, man. 602 00:31:29,854 --> 00:31:32,356 This is like a $60 jacket. Give me a break. 603 00:31:32,357 --> 00:31:35,911 In the course of the evening you're gonna learn a few things from me. 604 00:31:35,912 --> 00:31:38,414 I like to think of them as life lessons. 605 00:31:38,415 --> 00:31:40,442 This is life lesson number one: 606 00:31:40,443 --> 00:31:42,784 You always want to look nice. 607 00:31:42,867 --> 00:31:44,868 Ok, Mr. Blackwell. 608 00:31:44,869 --> 00:31:47,871 Know somethin'? I almost didn't come down here. 609 00:31:47,872 --> 00:31:50,792 Now I do come down here, you start handin' me a rap of this shit. 610 00:31:50,875 --> 00:31:53,377 You've got spirit. I like that. 611 00:31:53,378 --> 00:31:56,798 You don't know how to dress but you've got spirit. 612 00:31:56,881 --> 00:31:58,382 Thanks so much. 613 00:31:58,383 --> 00:32:00,384 So what do we do now? 614 00:32:00,385 --> 00:32:04,305 Drive out to the suburbs, the land of less cops and more cash. 615 00:32:15,900 --> 00:32:20,321 A well-dressed man is virtually faceless. 616 00:32:20,405 --> 00:32:23,324 What people remember are the clothes. 617 00:32:24,409 --> 00:32:26,910 And be polite. 618 00:32:26,911 --> 00:32:29,831 But make sure they know you're serious. 619 00:32:38,923 --> 00:32:40,341 Your choice. 620 00:32:41,426 --> 00:32:43,228 Here. Take this one. 621 00:32:43,229 --> 00:32:45,346 Makes a louder noise. 622 00:32:54,439 --> 00:32:56,357 Watch it, stupid! 623 00:33:08,453 --> 00:33:10,454 33, 624 00:33:10,455 --> 00:33:14,091 42, 58, 49. 625 00:33:14,218 --> 00:33:15,347 Pardon me? 626 00:33:15,348 --> 00:33:16,960 There's a sound there. 627 00:33:16,961 --> 00:33:20,381 A... a... a... a resonance. 628 00:33:20,965 --> 00:33:22,884 Do you hear it? 629 00:33:22,967 --> 00:33:25,020 Say it, say it with me. 630 00:33:25,021 --> 00:33:27,799 33, 42, 631 00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:30,892 58, 49. 632 00:33:32,477 --> 00:33:36,031 Right. Now sell me a lottery ticket. 633 00:33:36,032 --> 00:33:37,058 Oh! 634 00:33:37,059 --> 00:33:38,231 Yeah. 635 00:33:38,483 --> 00:33:39,901 Yeah. 636 00:33:40,985 --> 00:33:43,404 Good evening, gentlemen. 637 00:33:44,489 --> 00:33:45,907 Hi. How are you? 638 00:33:46,491 --> 00:33:49,911 Oh, I feel lucky. 639 00:33:49,994 --> 00:33:52,914 Well, no, uh, lucky is really not the right word. 640 00:33:52,997 --> 00:33:55,917 I feel that, uh, the time is right. 641 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,000 I feel inspired. 642 00:33:57,001 --> 00:33:59,921 Um, transcendent almost. 643 00:34:01,005 --> 00:34:02,307 How about you? 644 00:34:02,308 --> 00:34:03,925 I can't complain. 645 00:34:04,008 --> 00:34:05,426 Thank you. 646 00:34:05,510 --> 00:34:07,062 Uh, you're welcome. 647 00:34:07,063 --> 00:34:08,512 And how are you doing? 648 00:34:08,513 --> 00:34:11,432 Oh, not bad. It's been pretty slow. 649 00:34:12,016 --> 00:34:13,935 Sorry to hear that. 650 00:34:14,018 --> 00:34:17,438 Why don't you show my friend and me just how slow it's been? 651 00:34:20,024 --> 00:34:22,578 Maybe now is not the right time. 652 00:34:22,579 --> 00:34:23,527 Hey! 653 00:34:23,528 --> 00:34:25,446 Let her go, let her go. She's harmless. 654 00:34:28,533 --> 00:34:30,534 W-what are you doing? 655 00:34:30,535 --> 00:34:33,088 We're robbing you. What does it look like we're doing? 656 00:34:33,089 --> 00:34:35,539 Jesus. Well, don't hurt me, all right? 657 00:34:35,540 --> 00:34:39,670 Why don't you just open up the cash register, then back fuck away, all right? 658 00:34:42,547 --> 00:34:45,601 Holy shit. We're gonna have to see you on a good night. 659 00:34:45,602 --> 00:34:47,969 Will you get me a bag, please? 660 00:34:50,054 --> 00:34:51,472 Here. 661 00:34:52,056 --> 00:34:54,219 Oh. 662 00:34:54,559 --> 00:34:56,978 Come on. Let's go, let's go. 663 00:34:59,063 --> 00:35:00,982 Let's go, let's go, come on. 664 00:35:01,566 --> 00:35:03,066 Thanks. 665 00:35:03,067 --> 00:35:04,986 Have a nice night. 666 00:35:07,071 --> 00:35:09,490 Let me get a bottle of that rum over there. 667 00:35:19,584 --> 00:35:22,085 Aw, man, I like that. 668 00:35:22,086 --> 00:35:24,505 I like that. No bullshit. 669 00:35:24,589 --> 00:35:27,008 Just give me the fuckin' money. Yeah. 670 00:35:28,092 --> 00:35:30,011 "Have a nice night 671 00:35:32,597 --> 00:35:36,517 You don't ever want to open a bag full of money while you're driving. 672 00:35:37,101 --> 00:35:39,020 Somebody might see you. 673 00:35:41,105 --> 00:35:44,159 You are really out there somewhere, you know that? 674 00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:45,661 probably a very fucked up person, 675 00:35:45,662 --> 00:35:47,528 very paranoid. 676 00:35:49,113 --> 00:35:51,032 How much you think we got? 677 00:35:51,115 --> 00:35:53,617 About $600, give or take. 678 00:35:53,618 --> 00:35:56,537 Hey, if they give it, I'll take it. 679 00:35:58,623 --> 00:36:01,042 What are you doin'? 680 00:36:01,125 --> 00:36:03,044 Life lesson number 2. 681 00:36:03,628 --> 00:36:05,546 Hey! 682 00:36:08,132 --> 00:36:10,051 I can't believe my father doesn't trust me. 683 00:36:10,134 --> 00:36:11,635 I mean, it's so insulting. 684 00:36:11,636 --> 00:36:13,188 Yeah, and he ruined my dinner. 685 00:36:13,189 --> 00:36:15,639 But it was important. 686 00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:19,060 You know, I wanted your birthday to be special. 687 00:36:19,143 --> 00:36:20,143 Me, too. 688 00:36:20,144 --> 00:36:23,064 So where are we going? 689 00:36:23,147 --> 00:36:25,148 Shoppin'. 690 00:36:25,149 --> 00:36:27,568 If we were to sell this for even $2.25, 691 00:36:27,652 --> 00:36:28,868 you'd be gettin' a great buy. 692 00:36:28,869 --> 00:36:31,206 But we wanna do something today that's gonna shock you. 693 00:36:31,207 --> 00:36:32,733 $1.29... 694 00:36:32,734 --> 00:36:34,157 Thank you. 695 00:36:34,158 --> 00:36:35,710 Look at the difference in price. 696 00:36:35,711 --> 00:36:37,160 Does it make you want to shop here? 697 00:36:37,161 --> 00:36:39,715 Well, there are a lot of active people who wear gold. 698 00:36:39,716 --> 00:36:41,082 It's a sign of success... 699 00:36:41,165 --> 00:36:42,165 There's people comin' in. 700 00:36:42,166 --> 00:36:43,667 Why do they go for this one? 701 00:36:43,668 --> 00:36:46,169 They go for this one because it is so strong. 702 00:36:46,170 --> 00:36:49,725 I'm gonna take it off display here for a moment on my neck and show you. Look. 703 00:36:49,726 --> 00:36:52,003 This is solid as well, so it's heavier... 704 00:36:52,004 --> 00:36:54,229 Relax and nobody will have to get hurt. 705 00:36:54,987 --> 00:36:56,732 Move away from the door. 706 00:36:56,733 --> 00:36:59,182 Fabulous, fabulous. 707 00:36:59,183 --> 00:37:00,736 And we're offering it, to... 708 00:37:00,737 --> 00:37:01,685 Wow. 709 00:37:01,686 --> 00:37:04,105 ...for $11.89 a gram. 710 00:37:04,188 --> 00:37:06,189 You really shouldn't smoke, you know. 711 00:37:06,190 --> 00:37:10,111 ...the shopping through television industry has always maintained... 712 00:37:11,696 --> 00:37:13,114 Good evening. 713 00:37:14,198 --> 00:37:16,700 We were just robbing the store here. 714 00:37:16,701 --> 00:37:19,254 Would you both lie down on the floor, please? 715 00:37:19,255 --> 00:37:20,704 Right away, please. 716 00:37:20,705 --> 00:37:23,624 Hi. I'm Gary Adams. I'm a lawyer... 717 00:37:24,208 --> 00:37:25,626 She's going for the alarm. 718 00:37:27,712 --> 00:37:29,212 Oh, shit! 719 00:37:29,213 --> 00:37:31,715 Fucking hell, man. You shot her. 720 00:37:31,716 --> 00:37:35,771 I wouldn't take too good a look at me if I were you. 721 00:37:38,775 --> 00:37:42,143 Remember, if you've been hurt 722 00:37:42,226 --> 00:37:43,727 In an on-the-job injury, 723 00:37:43,728 --> 00:37:47,230 you may be entitled to compensation. 724 00:37:47,231 --> 00:37:49,284 You don't own this place, do you, ma'am? 725 00:37:49,285 --> 00:37:50,734 No. 726 00:37:50,735 --> 00:37:52,653 Then why did you bother? 727 00:37:52,737 --> 00:37:54,655 It isn't even your money. 728 00:38:02,179 --> 00:38:03,664 I hope you feel terrible. 729 00:38:03,748 --> 00:38:05,550 I said I did, Bobby. 730 00:38:05,551 --> 00:38:07,250 So what are we doing? 731 00:38:07,251 --> 00:38:09,054 We're buyin' some wine for dinner. 732 00:38:09,055 --> 00:38:11,172 With what, Bobby? We're broke? 733 00:38:14,258 --> 00:38:16,677 With this. Got it for my birthday. 734 00:38:16,761 --> 00:38:18,179 Bobby. 735 00:38:20,765 --> 00:38:22,766 Gimme the money. 736 00:38:22,767 --> 00:38:25,821 These guys are like putty in my hands. What do we want? 737 00:38:25,822 --> 00:38:27,823 2 bottles of wine. 738 00:38:27,824 --> 00:38:29,100 White. 739 00:38:29,101 --> 00:38:30,691 Hey! 740 00:38:31,275 --> 00:38:32,827 Cool car. 741 00:38:32,828 --> 00:38:34,277 Thanks. 742 00:38:34,278 --> 00:38:35,831 Can I ask you guys somethin'? 743 00:38:35,832 --> 00:38:37,781 Yeah, go for it. Please. 744 00:38:37,782 --> 00:38:41,336 Well, it's my boyfriend's 20th birthday, and, uh, 745 00:38:41,337 --> 00:38:43,204 I was just wondering if... 746 00:38:43,287 --> 00:38:46,842 I think it will be his 20th birthday in what, about 5 years? 747 00:38:46,843 --> 00:38:50,345 Uh, yeah, okay. What, uh, what do you want? 748 00:38:50,346 --> 00:38:51,872 2 bottles of white wine. 749 00:38:51,873 --> 00:38:53,714 Be back in a minute. 750 00:38:55,299 --> 00:38:57,602 How much you think we got by now? 751 00:38:57,603 --> 00:38:59,803 In the neighborhood of $5,000. 752 00:38:59,804 --> 00:39:02,806 Oh, man, I could live in that neighborhood. 753 00:39:02,807 --> 00:39:05,809 Buy myself a nice suit like you were talkin' about. 754 00:39:05,810 --> 00:39:09,364 You know, like one of those Italian jobs, maybe a raw silk shirt. 755 00:39:09,365 --> 00:39:11,142 Nothin' too flashy. 756 00:39:11,143 --> 00:39:13,234 Dress for success. 757 00:39:14,318 --> 00:39:15,819 Where next? 758 00:39:15,820 --> 00:39:17,238 We're all done for tonight. 759 00:39:18,823 --> 00:39:20,323 Why? 760 00:39:20,324 --> 00:39:22,743 Well, remember, we discussed risk. 761 00:39:22,827 --> 00:39:24,828 The shooting kind of changed our odds. 762 00:39:24,829 --> 00:39:27,883 We get caught, it's closer to 20 years than 2. 763 00:39:27,884 --> 00:39:29,885 It's time to call it a night. 764 00:39:29,886 --> 00:39:32,335 Just one more place. 765 00:39:32,336 --> 00:39:35,756 $5,000 is a good night's work. 766 00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:37,258 $6,000 is better. 767 00:39:43,347 --> 00:39:44,399 How's it goin', buddy? 768 00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:45,348 Ok, how are you? 769 00:39:45,349 --> 00:39:46,401 All right, all right. 770 00:39:46,402 --> 00:39:47,768 Who's the wine for? 771 00:39:47,852 --> 00:39:49,154 Uh, that'd be me. 772 00:39:49,155 --> 00:39:50,771 - Roughly you? - Yeah. 773 00:39:50,855 --> 00:39:53,408 Uh, what about young fluffy fragrance who's just waiting for that wine out there? 774 00:39:53,409 --> 00:39:54,775 Come on, man. 775 00:39:58,863 --> 00:40:00,916 Mind telling me what it is you're doing here? 776 00:40:00,917 --> 00:40:02,783 I'm goin' inside. 777 00:40:07,371 --> 00:40:08,789 Wanna come? 778 00:40:09,373 --> 00:40:11,292 Mmm. 779 00:40:14,378 --> 00:40:15,796 Wear a condom. 780 00:40:17,882 --> 00:40:19,382 How you doin'? Good. How you doin'? 781 00:40:19,383 --> 00:40:23,887 He saw us talkin' and, uh, well, you know, he wouldn't sell us that, 782 00:40:23,888 --> 00:40:27,308 But if you wanna come and drink beers with us, it's always another option. 783 00:40:27,391 --> 00:40:29,444 In your dreams, creep. 784 00:40:29,445 --> 00:40:30,811 Ooh. 785 00:40:35,900 --> 00:40:38,401 Listen, I'm not gonna hurt you. 786 00:40:38,402 --> 00:40:41,322 Open up the cash register, put the money in the bag. 787 00:40:41,405 --> 00:40:42,906 Sorry. 788 00:40:42,907 --> 00:40:44,825 Let me try. 789 00:40:47,411 --> 00:40:48,829 Bye, maybe next time. 790 00:40:58,422 --> 00:40:59,724 Excuse me. 791 00:40:59,725 --> 00:41:00,924 Yo. Excuse me. 792 00:41:00,925 --> 00:41:03,927 Uh, yeah. Me and my girlfriend, we forgot our IDs. 793 00:41:03,928 --> 00:41:07,482 Now I was wondering if you could buy us a couple of bottles of wine. 794 00:41:07,483 --> 00:41:08,849 Uh, white wine. 795 00:41:08,933 --> 00:41:10,433 Dry, not too fruity. 796 00:41:10,434 --> 00:41:13,989 Maybe a sauvignon blanc or something. You can keep the change if you want to. 797 00:41:13,990 --> 00:41:17,858 See, it's my birthday, and, uh, I'm tryin' to lose my virginity. 798 00:41:19,944 --> 00:41:22,363 Want me to buy you some wine? 799 00:41:23,447 --> 00:41:25,448 You got it. 800 00:41:25,449 --> 00:41:28,369 You know, this is against the law. 801 00:41:30,955 --> 00:41:32,873 Yeah, buddy. 802 00:41:36,961 --> 00:41:38,461 Gimme the fuckin' money. 803 00:41:38,462 --> 00:41:41,016 Money's in the tube. Every 45 minutes, it goes underground. 804 00:41:41,017 --> 00:41:43,466 You can't get it. What the fuck you talkin' about? 805 00:41:43,467 --> 00:41:47,022 He's telling you the truth. In convenience stores, the money goes in a tube. 806 00:41:47,023 --> 00:41:49,024 That's why there's that sign there on the register. 807 00:41:49,025 --> 00:41:50,891 - Don't kill me, ok? - The one that reads... 808 00:41:50,975 --> 00:41:54,524 "Employees cannot make change for anything larger than a 20." 809 00:41:55,479 --> 00:41:56,897 Shit. 810 00:41:59,483 --> 00:42:01,786 What was that? I think it was a gun or something. 811 00:42:01,787 --> 00:42:04,305 Let's get outta here nah, they got my money. 812 00:42:05,990 --> 00:42:07,908 Fuck! I don't believe this shit. 813 00:42:07,992 --> 00:42:09,410 Frank. 814 00:42:09,493 --> 00:42:11,296 God damn it! 815 00:42:11,297 --> 00:42:12,996 Calm down! 816 00:42:12,997 --> 00:42:15,416 There's no money in the store. 817 00:42:17,001 --> 00:42:19,502 I'm truly sorry about this. 818 00:42:19,503 --> 00:42:21,922 I hope you'll accept my apology. 819 00:42:23,007 --> 00:42:25,310 I... I appreciate this. All right. 820 00:42:25,311 --> 00:42:27,713 Hey, hey, keep your hands up. 821 00:42:27,714 --> 00:42:30,431 Hey, kids, hold on! 822 00:42:30,514 --> 00:42:31,932 Watch them. 823 00:42:39,023 --> 00:42:41,942 Wha... hey! 824 00:42:51,035 --> 00:42:53,954 I got you some champagne instead. 825 00:42:55,539 --> 00:42:58,093 Come on! Let's get outta here! 826 00:42:58,094 --> 00:43:00,461 Happy birthday. 827 00:43:05,549 --> 00:43:06,967 This fucking car! 828 00:43:11,055 --> 00:43:12,473 Calm down. 829 00:43:13,557 --> 00:43:15,558 Take a minute. 830 00:43:15,559 --> 00:43:19,062 I don't have a minute, ok? You used up my fucking minute. 831 00:43:19,063 --> 00:43:22,983 Well, what are you, the... the Robin Hood of fucking cold duck? 832 00:43:30,074 --> 00:43:32,493 Try it again. 833 00:43:47,591 --> 00:43:50,010 Just keep drivin'. 834 00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:59,019 Turn into that lot there. 835 00:44:48,652 --> 00:44:51,071 We'll split the money up here. 836 00:44:51,655 --> 00:44:54,157 I can grab a bus home. 837 00:44:54,158 --> 00:44:57,212 Hey, I'll give you a ride home, man. I'll drop you off somewhere. 838 00:44:57,213 --> 00:45:00,163 That's all right. Forget about it. 839 00:45:00,164 --> 00:45:03,218 So what about tomorrow night? Same time, same place? 840 00:45:03,219 --> 00:45:06,221 I don't think we'll be working together again. 841 00:45:06,222 --> 00:45:07,748 What, are you kiddin' me, man? 842 00:45:07,749 --> 00:45:09,590 We were a fucking team tonight. 843 00:45:11,175 --> 00:45:13,176 You're unprofessional. 844 00:45:13,177 --> 00:45:16,597 I'm sorry, but that's one thing I won't put up with. 845 00:45:16,813 --> 00:45:19,682 What, you're so professional what did you need me for? 846 00:45:19,683 --> 00:45:21,486 I didn't need you at all. 847 00:45:21,487 --> 00:45:23,238 All I needed was your car. 848 00:45:23,239 --> 00:45:24,765 My car? 849 00:45:24,766 --> 00:45:26,189 Right. 850 00:45:26,190 --> 00:45:28,243 Are you saying you don't want to work with me anymore? 851 00:45:28,244 --> 00:45:30,110 That's what I'm saying. 852 00:45:31,695 --> 00:45:35,250 You don't wanna work with me anymore, and all you needed was my car? 853 00:45:35,251 --> 00:45:37,618 Right, exactly. 854 00:45:41,705 --> 00:45:45,626 Well, if you're so good at this, how come you don't have your own goddamn car? 855 00:45:45,709 --> 00:45:48,211 I do. I have 2 cars. 856 00:45:48,212 --> 00:45:52,267 I just don't want anyone taking down my license plate number. 857 00:45:52,268 --> 00:45:55,097 Things we've been doin' tonight. 858 00:45:57,721 --> 00:45:59,640 You son of a bitch. 859 00:46:00,224 --> 00:46:02,643 You fucking son of a bitch. 860 00:46:04,228 --> 00:46:06,146 Let's just divide the money. 861 00:46:11,235 --> 00:46:13,788 Hey, wa... wait a minute. What is this? 862 00:46:13,789 --> 00:46:15,790 You fuckin' holdin' out on me now? 863 00:46:15,791 --> 00:46:18,741 Frank, that's $20. 864 00:46:18,742 --> 00:46:20,743 You made $2,500 tonight. 865 00:46:20,744 --> 00:46:22,663 No, no, no. It's not the money, man. 866 00:46:22,746 --> 00:46:24,247 It's... it's... it's the principle. 867 00:46:24,248 --> 00:46:25,248 You were holdin' out on me. 868 00:46:25,249 --> 00:46:28,303 Hey, I forgot about it. You want it, keep it. 869 00:46:28,304 --> 00:46:30,671 Now let's just divide the money. 870 00:46:31,255 --> 00:46:33,083 Yeah. 871 00:46:33,084 --> 00:46:35,503 No, I don't think so. 872 00:46:43,767 --> 00:46:48,689 You forgot to reload after you blew away that cash register. 873 00:47:04,288 --> 00:47:06,206 Life lesson number 3: 874 00:47:06,790 --> 00:47:09,209 Quit while you're ahead. 875 00:47:11,795 --> 00:47:13,714 Humm? 876 00:48:06,350 --> 00:48:07,768 How you doin'? 877 00:48:07,851 --> 00:48:09,770 Pretty good. Kind of quiet. 878 00:48:28,372 --> 00:48:31,792 This all that was found on the person of the John Doe? 879 00:48:31,875 --> 00:48:33,876 Technically, yes, but, uh, 880 00:48:33,877 --> 00:48:36,296 Charlie scored this $60 jacket. 881 00:48:37,381 --> 00:48:40,300 Hmm. Thanks. 882 00:49:38,041 --> 00:49:40,042 Delivery! 883 00:49:40,043 --> 00:49:42,462 Watch those knees and turn! 884 00:49:45,048 --> 00:49:49,051 3, 4! Keep those stomachs tight! Turn! 885 00:49:49,052 --> 00:49:51,053 Look, it was just a simple mistake, all right? 886 00:49:51,054 --> 00:49:55,057 No, I meant to write $100. Yes. No, I just forgot a zero. 887 00:49:55,058 --> 00:50:00,114 Uh, right here. No, no, no. You can't take away a man's credit card because he makes... 888 00:50:00,115 --> 00:50:02,983 Hello? Fine. 889 00:50:03,066 --> 00:50:06,120 "Sollicium." Sounds classy, doesn't it? 890 00:50:06,121 --> 00:50:08,571 I made it up. 891 00:50:08,572 --> 00:50:11,992 See, you have a product, you gotta have a name. 892 00:50:13,076 --> 00:50:14,076 What does it do? 893 00:50:14,077 --> 00:50:16,496 You rub it right into your scalp. 894 00:50:17,581 --> 00:50:19,081 Why? 895 00:50:19,082 --> 00:50:23,638 Stress. All right, what happens when people are under stress, huh? 896 00:50:23,639 --> 00:50:25,588 They worry. They worry so much, 897 00:50:25,589 --> 00:50:28,392 uh, uh, their hair falls out, right? 898 00:50:28,393 --> 00:50:31,511 Bingo! They gotta talk to Neil Campbell. 899 00:50:31,595 --> 00:50:35,149 Here, go ahead. See, now you have a nice head of hair now, 900 00:50:35,150 --> 00:50:37,517 but you worry, I can tell. 901 00:50:38,101 --> 00:50:41,021 Wow. That bad, huh? 902 00:50:41,104 --> 00:50:43,523 Wh-what is it, uh, a girl? 903 00:50:46,109 --> 00:50:47,527 Oh. 904 00:50:49,112 --> 00:50:51,031 Well, not anymore. 905 00:50:53,116 --> 00:50:55,535 It's a nice color. 906 00:50:58,214 --> 00:51:02,520 So... is this what you plan on doing 907 00:51:02,521 --> 00:51:03,626 for the next couple of years? 908 00:51:03,627 --> 00:51:06,046 Who has time to think about it, you know? 909 00:51:06,129 --> 00:51:09,183 If I was starting over, I tell you what I'd go into. Boxes. 910 00:51:09,184 --> 00:51:10,633 Can I ask you somethin'? 911 00:51:10,634 --> 00:51:13,187 Think about it. Even boxes come in boxes. 912 00:51:13,188 --> 00:51:15,517 Do you ever get scared? 913 00:51:19,142 --> 00:51:21,061 Yeah, all the time. 914 00:51:24,648 --> 00:51:27,067 Sign here. 915 00:51:27,150 --> 00:51:30,070 Uh, Neil Campbell. Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow. 916 00:51:31,655 --> 00:51:33,573 What, my check bounced? 917 00:51:34,658 --> 00:51:37,660 I-I see. Ok, did you say Neil? 918 00:51:37,661 --> 00:51:39,714 I think you're calling for someone else. 919 00:51:39,715 --> 00:51:43,083 Uh, no, that's not... 920 00:51:49,172 --> 00:51:50,725 Let's have some fun! 921 00:51:50,726 --> 00:51:53,003 Come on! 922 00:51:53,004 --> 00:51:55,595 2, 3, 4! 923 00:52:01,685 --> 00:52:04,186 So after we go to the police station, we'll go out. 924 00:52:04,187 --> 00:52:08,242 You know, we'll have dinner, uh, go to a club, go dancing. 925 00:52:08,243 --> 00:52:09,692 - Neil. - What? 926 00:52:09,693 --> 00:52:11,111 It's me, Emily. 927 00:52:11,695 --> 00:52:13,195 Right. 928 00:52:13,196 --> 00:52:15,115 Sorry, they repossessed your car. 929 00:52:15,198 --> 00:52:17,617 I know. What do they want from me? 930 00:52:17,701 --> 00:52:19,119 Do I have to wear this hat? 931 00:52:20,203 --> 00:52:21,621 Thanks. 932 00:52:26,209 --> 00:52:29,629 Do you think it's the same people who rob me every time? 933 00:52:33,216 --> 00:52:35,217 It's gonna take a while to find all your stuff. 934 00:52:35,218 --> 00:52:38,138 You wouldn't believe how much junk we got back here. 935 00:52:39,222 --> 00:52:41,223 Your release form. 936 00:52:41,224 --> 00:52:43,643 Excuse me, just one second. 937 00:52:46,381 --> 00:52:48,731 Look at these golf clubs. 938 00:52:48,732 --> 00:52:51,151 Guy murders his wife with a 7 iron. 939 00:52:51,234 --> 00:52:52,536 That goes into evidence. 940 00:52:52,537 --> 00:52:54,154 The guy gets 15 years. 941 00:52:54,237 --> 00:52:56,290 The rest of the clubs, the ones he didn't kill anybody with? 942 00:52:56,291 --> 00:52:58,292 They just sit back there. 943 00:52:58,293 --> 00:53:00,160 For 15 years. 944 00:53:05,248 --> 00:53:07,167 I need a pen. 945 00:53:08,251 --> 00:53:10,170 Where's my pen? 946 00:53:13,757 --> 00:53:15,175 Uh... 947 00:53:16,259 --> 00:53:18,178 This is yours. 948 00:53:19,262 --> 00:53:20,680 Great. 949 00:53:21,765 --> 00:53:24,184 Oh, my tape. 950 00:53:26,770 --> 00:53:28,188 Oh, hey, 951 00:53:29,272 --> 00:53:30,825 Oh, I forgot to show you this. 952 00:53:30,826 --> 00:53:32,775 Why, what's this? 953 00:53:32,776 --> 00:53:36,696 "Can I stay here' a short story by Emily Adams." 954 00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:39,199 Emily, that's you? 955 00:53:39,783 --> 00:53:41,784 Emily, that's great. 956 00:53:42,871 --> 00:53:46,291 How much do they pay for something like this? 957 00:53:56,299 --> 00:54:00,720 This isn't about a young, successful entrepreneur or anything, is it? 958 00:54:00,804 --> 00:54:04,395 Neil. You think I'd write a story about you? 959 00:54:07,811 --> 00:54:10,865 You just don't take me seriously, do you? 960 00:54:10,866 --> 00:54:12,314 Ok, here you go. 961 00:54:12,315 --> 00:54:15,235 The rest of the stuff, you have to go around the back. 962 00:54:15,318 --> 00:54:19,239 You folks are lucky. Most people, when they get robbed, they stay robbed. 963 00:54:21,825 --> 00:54:23,878 Yeah, police work can be rather dangerous, can't it? 964 00:54:23,879 --> 00:54:25,245 Yeah. 965 00:54:25,328 --> 00:54:27,247 A lot of stress, I imagine. 966 00:54:28,331 --> 00:54:29,749 There can be. 967 00:54:29,833 --> 00:54:31,251 Hmm. 968 00:54:32,836 --> 00:54:35,255 Let me leave you with one of my cards. 969 00:54:35,839 --> 00:54:37,257 Thanks. 970 00:54:55,358 --> 00:54:56,859 So what are we doing? 971 00:54:56,860 --> 00:54:59,779 I, uh, just wanna put out a copy for my mom. 972 00:55:04,868 --> 00:55:06,786 Perfect. 973 00:55:07,370 --> 00:55:08,922 Oh! Oh, dear. 974 00:55:08,923 --> 00:55:10,790 Hey, Mrs. Adams! 975 00:55:10,874 --> 00:55:11,874 Oh, hi, mom! 976 00:55:11,875 --> 00:55:14,178 Uh, still planting those, uh, marigolds? 977 00:55:14,179 --> 00:55:16,796 Yes, Neil. I'll be right down. 978 00:55:18,381 --> 00:55:20,684 Oh. I'm so sorry. 979 00:55:20,685 --> 00:55:23,303 Oh, look at this. 980 00:55:24,387 --> 00:55:27,807 You sure look healthy out here in the fresh air. 981 00:55:28,391 --> 00:55:30,444 I've got a touch of the flu actually. 982 00:55:30,445 --> 00:55:34,023 Oh. I heard it was goin' around. 983 00:55:40,403 --> 00:55:43,323 Oh, my goodness. 984 00:55:44,908 --> 00:55:46,326 Emily. 985 00:55:46,409 --> 00:55:48,828 This is your first published story. 986 00:55:49,913 --> 00:55:51,413 Can I keep it? 987 00:55:51,414 --> 00:55:54,416 Oh, sure. Got about 15 copies. 988 00:55:54,417 --> 00:55:56,971 She wasn't even gonna stop by and drop one off, 989 00:55:56,972 --> 00:55:59,499 but I, uh, convinced her to do so. 990 00:55:59,500 --> 00:56:02,342 Well, this is... this is wonderful. 991 00:56:05,929 --> 00:56:08,348 We should celebrate. 992 00:56:08,712 --> 00:56:09,651 Hi. 993 00:56:09,778 --> 00:56:10,516 Hi. 994 00:56:10,517 --> 00:56:11,985 Hi, darling. 995 00:56:11,986 --> 00:56:13,853 Hi, dad. 996 00:56:13,937 --> 00:56:16,490 Hi. What, uh, what's wonderful, and what are we celebrating? 997 00:56:16,491 --> 00:56:17,857 Your daughter. 998 00:56:26,449 --> 00:56:27,449 Hey, Mr. Adams. 999 00:56:27,450 --> 00:56:29,952 Hiya, Neil. 1000 00:56:29,953 --> 00:56:32,372 You still importing guard dogs? 1001 00:56:34,457 --> 00:56:37,011 No, they didn't work out. They turned out to be sweethearts, you know. 1002 00:56:37,012 --> 00:56:40,963 Couldn't even train them to attack the dummies. 1003 00:56:40,964 --> 00:56:45,385 Ran into a friend of yours in town today. Carol Belamy. 1004 00:56:45,468 --> 00:56:48,522 She was made a vice president at Coleman and Jones. 1005 00:56:48,523 --> 00:56:51,891 Must be makin' close to $50,000 a year. 1006 00:56:56,479 --> 00:57:00,900 Do you really think you can make a living writing these stories? 1007 00:57:01,484 --> 00:57:04,538 Yes. As a matter of fact, yes, I do. 1008 00:57:04,539 --> 00:57:07,907 You don't think that's irresponsible? 1009 00:57:08,992 --> 00:57:10,993 No. 1010 00:57:10,994 --> 00:57:12,493 Emily, your father's just trying... 1011 00:57:12,494 --> 00:57:14,548 No, he doesn't get it. He never got it. 1012 00:57:14,549 --> 00:57:16,999 I get it perfectly. 1013 00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:21,055 I didn't refinance this house and send you to college so that you could work 1014 00:57:21,056 --> 00:57:24,058 as a waitress while you pretend to be some sort of an artist. 1015 00:57:24,059 --> 00:57:25,925 Let's go, Neil. 1016 00:57:29,012 --> 00:57:31,431 I'm through paying for your hobbies, Emily. 1017 00:57:31,514 --> 00:57:33,567 Oh, hobbies. What the hell is that supposed to mean? 1018 00:57:33,568 --> 00:57:36,018 What it means is this is, this is nothing. 1019 00:57:36,019 --> 00:57:39,939 This is words on paper. For Christ's sake, it isn't even real. 1020 00:57:41,024 --> 00:57:42,576 You know what this is worth, Emily? 1021 00:57:42,577 --> 00:57:45,445 This is worth spit! 1022 00:58:03,546 --> 00:58:05,965 Neil, will you come over. 1023 00:58:07,550 --> 00:58:09,969 Come over? Well, it's... 1024 00:58:10,053 --> 00:58:13,473 I could, uh, I could make us dinner. 1025 00:58:14,057 --> 00:58:15,557 Well, Emily, I... 1026 00:58:15,558 --> 00:58:18,112 Sure. I mean, yeah. That sounds... 1027 00:58:18,113 --> 00:58:19,979 Some chicken, or... 1028 00:58:20,563 --> 00:58:22,064 I'm kind of hungry. 1029 00:58:22,065 --> 00:58:24,566 Well, I don't wanna really be alone right now. 1030 00:58:24,567 --> 00:58:29,123 I... I know. I... I understand. I mean, you shouldn't, 1031 00:58:29,124 --> 00:58:30,990 you shouldn't be alone. 1032 00:58:31,074 --> 00:58:33,330 I've always been here for you, you know. I mean... 1033 00:58:33,331 --> 00:58:38,554 We, uh, we could maybe, uh... spend the night together. 1034 00:58:42,585 --> 00:58:45,004 Emily, I'd love to. 1035 00:58:51,594 --> 00:58:55,014 I don't know, Neil. Maybe it's not such a good idea. 1036 00:59:40,143 --> 00:59:43,062 Gladys, do you wanna help with that one? 1037 01:00:04,167 --> 01:00:06,586 And $19.83. 1038 01:00:08,671 --> 01:00:10,590 From $20.00. 1039 01:00:11,174 --> 01:00:12,674 And... 1040 01:00:14,177 --> 01:00:17,096 17 cents is your change. Thank you. 1041 01:00:20,683 --> 01:00:23,987 You know that sometimes you can get a feeling 1042 01:00:23,988 --> 01:00:27,241 and you have to trust that feeling, don't you? 1043 01:00:27,242 --> 01:00:29,691 Because there are forces at work, 1044 01:00:29,692 --> 01:00:33,112 and those forces know when the time is right. 1045 01:00:34,197 --> 01:00:37,617 5 lottery tickets please. 1046 01:00:39,202 --> 01:00:41,755 So what are you gonna do when you win all that money? 1047 01:00:41,756 --> 01:00:43,623 I think you've missed the point. 1048 01:00:44,707 --> 01:00:46,125 The big bang. 1049 01:00:47,710 --> 01:00:51,130 Before that moment, there was nothing. 1050 01:00:53,716 --> 01:00:57,177 After the moment of my destiny, 1051 01:00:57,220 --> 01:00:59,639 infinite possibilities. 1052 01:01:00,223 --> 01:01:02,472 Big bang, big spin. 1053 01:01:02,725 --> 01:01:06,145 My numbers are 33... 1054 01:01:06,229 --> 01:01:09,148 Sorry, the computers just jammed again. 1055 01:01:16,739 --> 01:01:19,659 That is so odd. 1056 01:01:30,373 --> 01:01:31,791 Hi. 1057 01:01:39,262 --> 01:01:40,680 And it's $19.49. 1058 01:01:42,265 --> 01:01:43,683 From $100. 1059 01:01:49,272 --> 01:01:52,326 And $20, $40, $60, $80 and $100. 1060 01:01:52,327 --> 01:01:53,603 Thanks. 1061 01:01:53,604 --> 01:01:55,194 Thank you. 1062 01:02:03,286 --> 01:02:05,204 Good, isn't it, Mrs. Hayford? 1063 01:02:07,790 --> 01:02:10,710 You know, this isn't the only community service I perform. 1064 01:02:22,305 --> 01:02:26,225 Put it in the capsule, and the capsule dissolves. 1065 01:02:33,316 --> 01:02:37,871 Now, there's about 50 fish in there, and you get to keep what you catch. 1066 01:02:37,872 --> 01:02:41,375 But only one of you, and I mean only one, 1067 01:02:41,376 --> 01:02:43,877 will catch the grand prize. 1068 01:02:43,878 --> 01:02:46,245 All right? Good luck. 1069 01:03:10,853 --> 01:03:13,773 This makes Patrick the grand prize winner. 1070 01:03:15,858 --> 01:03:17,411 Will you share some with me? 1071 01:03:17,412 --> 01:03:18,412 Let me have some. 1072 01:03:18,413 --> 01:03:19,779 Yeah. 1073 01:03:19,862 --> 01:03:21,781 Don't spend it all in one place. 1074 01:03:22,865 --> 01:03:24,417 Oh, gushy. Blah. 1075 01:03:24,418 --> 01:03:25,867 Hey, that's my fish. 1076 01:03:25,868 --> 01:03:28,788 I don't care. I'm just gonna throw them away right now. 1077 01:03:28,871 --> 01:03:31,290 Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1078 01:03:31,874 --> 01:03:32,874 What's that? 1079 01:03:32,875 --> 01:03:34,293 Hey, look at this. 1080 01:03:34,377 --> 01:03:35,929 "Call 9766 1081 01:03:35,930 --> 01:03:37,379 "Sizzling hot. 1082 01:03:37,380 --> 01:03:39,881 Call me and let's blow the top." 1083 01:03:39,882 --> 01:03:41,935 "Your hottest fantasies. 976..." 1084 01:03:41,936 --> 01:03:43,885 "I am Dominique. 1085 01:03:43,886 --> 01:03:47,941 Call me if you've got the guts for some hot and kinky sex." 1086 01:03:47,942 --> 01:03:51,445 "When you want it, reach for it." Yeah, that's good. 1087 01:03:51,446 --> 01:03:53,947 "Hot and juicy deliveries." 1088 01:03:53,948 --> 01:03:56,315 "I'll get 'em." 1089 01:03:56,399 --> 01:04:00,454 "You are XXX-rated." "Call from all 50 states." 1090 01:04:00,455 --> 01:04:01,955 Hey, I already had that one. 1091 01:04:01,956 --> 01:04:02,956 Bye. See ya. 1092 01:04:02,957 --> 01:04:04,323 See ya. 1093 01:04:04,407 --> 01:04:06,325 Are you gonna call? No way. 1094 01:04:16,419 --> 01:04:17,837 Hello. 1095 01:04:18,921 --> 01:04:20,339 This is 1096 01:04:20,923 --> 01:04:22,341 Peter. 1097 01:04:24,427 --> 01:04:27,429 I drive a car. 1098 01:04:27,430 --> 01:04:29,849 I drive a bike. 1099 01:04:32,435 --> 01:04:33,853 Yes! Yes! 1100 01:04:39,442 --> 01:04:40,860 And what do you do? 1101 01:04:42,445 --> 01:04:43,997 No excuses tonight. Don't wanna hear 'em. We're going out. 1102 01:04:43,998 --> 01:04:44,998 The night is young. 1103 01:04:44,999 --> 01:04:46,448 No, I can't. 1104 01:04:46,449 --> 01:04:49,002 I mean, I got a mortgage that's due. 1105 01:04:49,003 --> 01:04:51,871 Excuse me. Um, sir, my shoes. 1106 01:04:51,954 --> 01:04:53,873 Come on. It'll be fun. Be really exciting. 1107 01:04:53,956 --> 01:04:54,956 No, I can't, man. 1108 01:04:54,957 --> 01:04:56,375 I don't have the time. 1109 01:04:56,459 --> 01:04:57,459 You always say that. 1110 01:04:57,460 --> 01:04:59,378 Look, tell you what. I got an idea. 1111 01:05:00,463 --> 01:05:02,381 Uh, thank you. 1112 01:05:02,465 --> 01:05:06,385 Why don't you take this, go out, have a good time for us both huh? 1113 01:05:06,469 --> 01:05:08,387 I'll meet up with you. 1114 01:05:31,494 --> 01:05:33,547 Hi. How's it going? 1115 01:05:33,548 --> 01:05:35,497 Huhhi. Good. 1116 01:05:35,498 --> 01:05:40,759 Can I get you something? There's some chicken wings left over from happy hour. 1117 01:05:41,504 --> 01:05:43,422 No, no, um, thanks. 1118 01:05:52,515 --> 01:05:55,517 Here. Take this. 1119 01:05:55,518 --> 01:05:59,020 Well, go ahead. Come on. Take it. 1120 01:05:59,021 --> 01:06:02,942 No, I... I really don't think that'll help. But thanks. 1121 01:06:04,527 --> 01:06:05,527 Sure? 1122 01:06:05,528 --> 01:06:07,947 I'm not as bad as I look. 1123 01:06:09,031 --> 01:06:11,084 Ok. Take her easy. 1124 01:06:11,085 --> 01:06:12,952 All right. 1125 01:06:35,558 --> 01:06:37,476 Hi. Uh, could I have 4 cards please? 1126 01:06:37,560 --> 01:06:39,979 4. Yes. 2. 1127 01:06:42,565 --> 01:06:43,617 There we go. 1128 01:06:43,618 --> 01:06:44,984 Thank you. 1129 01:06:45,067 --> 01:06:46,792 - Oh, good luck. - Thanks a lot. 1130 01:06:46,793 --> 01:06:50,624 Good evening, father. Uh, 6, please. I'm sorry I don't have anything smaller. 1131 01:06:50,625 --> 01:06:52,491 6. Put this under. 1132 01:06:52,575 --> 01:06:54,377 Where's Ruth tonight? 1133 01:06:54,378 --> 01:06:56,077 Oh, she's home, baking. 1134 01:06:56,078 --> 01:06:58,497 Baking those famous apple pies? 1135 01:06:59,582 --> 01:07:01,635 Oh, she said to tell you she's going to save you one. 1136 01:07:01,636 --> 01:07:04,137 Oh, I always look forward to Ruth's pies. 1137 01:07:04,138 --> 01:07:06,505 - I like mine cold. - Oh? 1138 01:07:06,589 --> 01:07:08,642 Yes. A slice in the afternoon with a glass of milk. 1139 01:07:08,643 --> 01:07:10,091 Of course I love pie. 1140 01:07:10,092 --> 01:07:11,593 I even like to talk about it. 1141 01:07:11,594 --> 01:07:16,015 A piece of pie. It's so comforting, don't you think? 1142 01:07:16,098 --> 01:07:19,152 It makes you feel that everything is going to be all right. 1143 01:07:19,153 --> 01:07:21,520 Yes. Thank you. 1144 01:07:22,104 --> 01:07:24,523 I-28. Ok. 1145 01:07:24,607 --> 01:07:28,027 You know, pie restores faith? 1146 01:07:29,111 --> 01:07:31,112 That's right, father. 1147 01:07:31,113 --> 01:07:33,615 Ok, another "0." We got 0-71. 1148 01:07:33,616 --> 01:07:37,118 Now come on. Let's have some fun. We got 0-71. 1149 01:07:37,119 --> 01:07:41,174 Now let's hear it out there. "I" as in Irving. I-24. 1150 01:07:41,175 --> 01:07:44,177 That's out the door. That's I-24. 1151 01:07:44,178 --> 01:07:47,046 Ok, we got a B-8. B-8. 1152 01:07:47,129 --> 01:07:50,183 That's not a V-8, but that's a B-8. 1153 01:07:50,184 --> 01:07:53,552 Ok, B-8. Ok, we got an I-30. I-30. 1154 01:07:53,636 --> 01:07:55,689 And this number's for Gertie. That's I-30. 1155 01:07:55,690 --> 01:07:59,058 Ok, we got 0-61. 1156 01:07:59,141 --> 01:08:02,696 O-61, and that's gonna be some fun. That's O-61. 1157 01:08:02,697 --> 01:08:06,700 Ok, we got "O" in Omaha. We got O-69. O-69. 1158 01:08:06,701 --> 01:08:08,567 Bingo! 1159 01:08:10,152 --> 01:08:12,071 I just love this game. 1160 01:08:12,154 --> 01:08:15,074 We've got a bingo. Let's check that card out here. 1161 01:08:15,157 --> 01:08:16,575 Who won? 1162 01:08:19,161 --> 01:08:21,214 Did he get a bingo? 1163 01:08:21,215 --> 01:08:22,581 Sir. 1164 01:08:24,667 --> 01:08:26,585 Sir, you ok? 1165 01:08:28,170 --> 01:08:30,589 Is that guy asleep? 1166 01:08:42,685 --> 01:08:45,104 If you're all here, 1167 01:08:45,187 --> 01:08:48,107 why don't we go take a look at the resting enclosures? 1168 01:09:00,202 --> 01:09:03,622 Now, the Burnford is made with reinforced steel. 1169 01:09:04,707 --> 01:09:07,260 With, of course, the same silk lining 1170 01:09:07,261 --> 01:09:10,129 as the Harris and the Smithfield. 1171 01:09:11,213 --> 01:09:14,267 We do, however, use a ribbon cut mahogany. 1172 01:09:14,268 --> 01:09:15,717 My favorite. 1173 01:09:15,718 --> 01:09:18,720 And you get an escutcheon. 1174 01:09:18,721 --> 01:09:22,275 Now the Burnford has an underground life span 1175 01:09:22,276 --> 01:09:26,227 of at least 900 years. 1176 01:09:26,228 --> 01:09:30,283 I think that's the Burnford and not the Mckinley, but I'll have to check. 1177 01:09:30,284 --> 01:09:33,152 We'll, uh, go with the Harris. 1178 01:09:35,738 --> 01:09:37,656 Whatever. 1179 01:09:44,747 --> 01:09:47,666 If there's anything we can do... 1180 01:09:47,750 --> 01:09:49,168 Excuse me. 1181 01:09:49,752 --> 01:09:52,754 - You forgot your box. - What? 1182 01:09:52,755 --> 01:09:54,673 Your father's personal effects. 1183 01:09:54,757 --> 01:09:56,257 Oh. 1184 01:09:56,258 --> 01:09:59,678 His clothes, his wallet, and the rest of his belongings. 1185 01:10:02,264 --> 01:10:04,183 Thank you. 1186 01:10:10,773 --> 01:10:12,325 So those are his things. 1187 01:10:12,326 --> 01:10:13,692 Where is he? 1188 01:10:13,776 --> 01:10:15,078 Who, dad? 1189 01:10:15,079 --> 01:10:16,277 Yeah. 1190 01:10:16,278 --> 01:10:20,333 Uh, I... I don't know. I guess they have a room downstairs. 1191 01:10:20,334 --> 01:10:22,201 He's in this building? 1192 01:10:23,786 --> 01:10:26,339 He was playing bingo, and he had a heart attack. 1193 01:10:26,340 --> 01:10:29,208 And they brought him here from the hospital. 1194 01:10:29,291 --> 01:10:30,209 I know that. 1195 01:10:30,292 --> 01:10:33,712 I just think it's strange that he's here. 1196 01:10:35,798 --> 01:10:38,217 You should've been at the hospital. 1197 01:10:39,301 --> 01:10:40,301 I was out. 1198 01:10:40,302 --> 01:10:41,803 Don't you check your messages? 1199 01:10:41,804 --> 01:10:44,357 Yes, I check my messages, but it was a message from dad. 1200 01:10:44,358 --> 01:10:45,807 I wasn't about to call him back. 1201 01:10:45,808 --> 01:10:47,861 I mean, he didn't exactly call me up and say, 1202 01:10:47,862 --> 01:10:49,638 "Hi, Emily. This is your father, 1203 01:10:49,639 --> 01:10:51,730 I'm over at the hospital dying." 1204 01:10:53,816 --> 01:10:56,735 Please stand and gather round. 1205 01:10:57,319 --> 01:10:59,238 Come in, please. 1206 01:11:03,826 --> 01:11:06,245 Bruce Adams is no longer with us. 1207 01:11:07,329 --> 01:11:09,883 And we, his friends and family, 1208 01:11:09,884 --> 01:11:11,750 will all miss him. 1209 01:11:22,344 --> 01:11:25,847 Recently I've been thinkin uh, about how, uh, life 1210 01:11:25,848 --> 01:11:30,403 is like a, uh, a bill for a credit card you get at the end of the month. 1211 01:11:30,404 --> 01:11:32,353 I mean, you have to pay it, 1212 01:11:32,354 --> 01:11:34,407 you have to face the debt that you owe. 1213 01:11:34,408 --> 01:11:36,357 But instead of grieving it, 1214 01:11:36,358 --> 01:11:38,912 you can think instead in a more positive way 1215 01:11:38,913 --> 01:11:40,779 and have fond memories about... 1216 01:11:42,364 --> 01:11:45,418 and have... have fonder memories about, say, 1217 01:11:45,419 --> 01:11:48,787 a lovely gift you might have purchased, 1218 01:11:48,871 --> 01:11:51,790 a spontaneous holiday you took with your wife, 1219 01:11:51,874 --> 01:11:55,294 that lovely lunch you had or dinner. 1220 01:11:57,379 --> 01:12:01,382 Let's remember that really, the fun 1221 01:12:01,383 --> 01:12:05,304 is in the journey, not in getting there. 1222 01:12:17,900 --> 01:12:19,818 Let us pray. 1223 01:12:32,915 --> 01:12:34,415 It's my own company: 1224 01:12:34,416 --> 01:12:36,835 "Neil Campbell, Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow. 1225 01:12:36,919 --> 01:12:38,419 And, uh, you worry, 1226 01:12:38,420 --> 01:12:40,421 I can tell 'cause in your case... 1227 01:12:40,422 --> 01:12:44,843 uh, see, you... it seems to me that you, uh, you had hair... 1228 01:12:44,927 --> 01:12:47,730 so is that your young man? 1229 01:12:47,731 --> 01:12:50,431 Oh, uh, he's just a friend. 1230 01:12:50,432 --> 01:12:53,486 You strike me... you strike me as an... as an attractive guy. 1231 01:12:53,487 --> 01:12:56,990 He seems like a fine young man. 1232 01:12:56,991 --> 01:12:59,440 Very aggressive. 1233 01:12:59,441 --> 01:13:01,494 It seems you have a lot of stress on the job. 1234 01:13:01,495 --> 01:13:03,862 Again I wouldn't say this if I didn't care. 1235 01:13:03,946 --> 01:13:07,000 I, uh, want someone with a little less direction. 1236 01:13:07,001 --> 01:13:09,951 I'm not really looking for the aggressive type. 1237 01:13:09,952 --> 01:13:12,505 You know, my mother, I think she needs me in the kitchen. 1238 01:13:12,506 --> 01:13:14,873 It would be wonderful... 1239 01:13:15,958 --> 01:13:18,011 Emily, your father was such a kind man. 1240 01:13:18,012 --> 01:13:20,379 Behind the ears and then, bingo, 1241 01:13:20,462 --> 01:13:22,381 a brand-new head of hair. 1242 01:13:26,468 --> 01:13:28,887 - So how are we... - What are you... 1243 01:13:33,475 --> 01:13:36,895 Still the world's greatest apple pie. 1244 01:13:38,480 --> 01:13:41,900 Do you wanna know my secret ingredient? 1245 01:13:41,984 --> 01:13:43,484 Sure. 1246 01:13:43,485 --> 01:13:44,986 It's one of those things 1247 01:13:44,987 --> 01:13:48,907 mothers are supposed to share with their daughters. 1248 01:13:49,491 --> 01:13:51,410 It's pears. 1249 01:13:51,994 --> 01:13:54,413 I don't use apples, I use pears. 1250 01:14:01,503 --> 01:14:04,923 Oh, it's another one of those flower deliveries. 1251 01:14:06,508 --> 01:14:09,428 I don't think I have enough cash for a tip. 1252 01:14:09,511 --> 01:14:12,065 There should be some money in your father's wallet. 1253 01:14:12,066 --> 01:14:14,433 Gary put the box upstairs. 1254 01:14:15,017 --> 01:14:17,570 Be a dear and go get a couple of dollars? 1255 01:14:17,571 --> 01:14:18,937 Ok. 1256 01:14:31,033 --> 01:14:34,453 Never mind! I found some change! 1257 01:15:22,584 --> 01:15:26,139 Your father carried his first story in his wallet... 1258 01:15:26,140 --> 01:15:28,006 until the paper crumbled. 1259 01:15:28,590 --> 01:15:30,008 What? 1260 01:15:30,592 --> 01:15:33,011 He wrote stories. 1261 01:15:33,595 --> 01:15:36,515 Quite a few of them, actually. 1262 01:15:39,101 --> 01:15:42,521 W-w-wait. Dad wrote? 1263 01:15:44,106 --> 01:15:46,024 What are you talking about? 1264 01:15:51,613 --> 01:15:56,997 He took all the money your grandparents had saved for him to go to college. 1265 01:15:57,619 --> 01:16:00,038 About $6,000. 1266 01:16:02,624 --> 01:16:05,126 We moved to New York. 1267 01:16:05,127 --> 01:16:08,046 He wrote the whole time we were there. 1268 01:16:09,631 --> 01:16:12,133 Nothing worked out. 1269 01:16:12,134 --> 01:16:16,555 A couple of things almost got published, but nothing worked out. 1270 01:16:17,639 --> 01:16:20,141 When we left New York, 1271 01:16:20,142 --> 01:16:22,945 all your father had left of the $6,000 1272 01:16:22,946 --> 01:16:26,064 was about what you're holding now. 1273 01:16:27,649 --> 01:16:30,569 Mom. Mom, why... why didn't you tell me? 1274 01:16:31,153 --> 01:16:33,572 You should've told me. 1275 01:16:40,162 --> 01:16:41,580 Why? 1276 01:16:43,665 --> 01:16:46,469 We were on a train to come home. 1277 01:16:46,470 --> 01:16:49,170 He looked at me and he said, 1278 01:16:49,171 --> 01:16:53,726 "I'm gonna be back. I'm gonna be back here, Ruth." 1279 01:16:53,727 --> 01:16:57,095 He knew he wasn't ever coming back. 1280 01:16:59,181 --> 01:17:02,601 You only find that kind of courage once in your life. 1281 01:17:21,703 --> 01:17:23,756 I guess I'll give all of his suits 1282 01:17:23,757 --> 01:17:26,124 to that tent city project downtown. 1283 01:17:28,710 --> 01:17:30,167 I don't know. 1284 01:17:30,712 --> 01:17:32,631 I don't know. 1285 01:18:08,250 --> 01:18:11,304 Flight 202... 1286 01:18:11,305 --> 01:18:12,671 Gate 18. 1287 01:18:14,756 --> 01:18:18,677 Last call. Flight 202. 1288 01:18:18,760 --> 01:18:20,679 Gate 18. 1289 01:18:20,762 --> 01:18:22,180 Emily. 1290 01:18:23,765 --> 01:18:27,185 Gary, what are you doing here? 1291 01:18:28,270 --> 01:18:30,823 That's what I came to ask you. 1292 01:18:30,824 --> 01:18:33,326 Well, this is an airport. 1293 01:18:33,327 --> 01:18:35,276 I'm leaving. 1294 01:18:35,277 --> 01:18:37,195 I've had an epiphany. 1295 01:18:37,779 --> 01:18:39,197 You're leaving. 1296 01:18:39,281 --> 01:18:41,282 You've had an epiphany? 1297 01:18:41,283 --> 01:18:43,702 What the hell is an epiphany? 1298 01:18:45,787 --> 01:18:47,706 Where are you going? 1299 01:18:48,290 --> 01:18:49,790 I don't know exactly, 1300 01:18:49,791 --> 01:18:52,845 but I thought I'd start with Europe. 1301 01:18:52,846 --> 01:18:54,623 What will you do there? 1302 01:18:54,624 --> 01:18:56,715 I guess I'll write. 1303 01:18:56,798 --> 01:18:58,299 Emily, 1304 01:18:58,300 --> 01:19:00,218 Mom needs you. 1305 01:19:00,802 --> 01:19:03,221 Mom bought me the ticket. 1306 01:19:03,805 --> 01:19:05,306 I... I don't understand you. 1307 01:19:05,307 --> 01:19:08,226 I mean, what... what is it that you want? 1308 01:19:08,810 --> 01:19:10,228 I don't know. 1309 01:19:11,313 --> 01:19:13,314 I don't know what I want. 1310 01:19:13,315 --> 01:19:14,867 What is the matter with you, Emily? 1311 01:19:14,868 --> 01:19:16,817 Let me help you with a job, 1312 01:19:16,818 --> 01:19:18,737 get you some financial security. 1313 01:19:18,820 --> 01:19:21,239 Then if you want to travel, then travel. 1314 01:19:21,323 --> 01:19:23,742 It's what dad would have wanted for you. 1315 01:19:23,825 --> 01:19:27,380 It's not at all what dad would have wanted for me. 1316 01:19:27,381 --> 01:19:29,247 What do you mean? 1317 01:19:30,332 --> 01:19:31,634 Well, let me demonstrate. 1318 01:19:31,635 --> 01:19:32,833 That's dad's wallet. 1319 01:19:32,834 --> 01:19:34,887 I know. Mom said I could have it. 1320 01:19:34,888 --> 01:19:36,254 I... 1321 01:19:37,339 --> 01:19:39,840 I want you to find 1322 01:19:39,841 --> 01:19:43,676 the name of a famous movie on this bill. 1323 01:19:43,845 --> 01:19:45,398 What are you talking about? 1324 01:19:45,399 --> 01:19:47,265 Just think about it. 1325 01:19:47,349 --> 01:19:49,402 I have to go to the bathroom. When I get back, you better have it. 1326 01:19:49,403 --> 01:19:52,771 Flight 602. Gate 53. 1327 01:19:53,855 --> 01:19:55,356 I understand. 1328 01:19:55,357 --> 01:19:57,275 And then after we called it off, 1329 01:19:57,359 --> 01:19:58,777 I went back to work. 1330 01:19:58,860 --> 01:20:00,861 I just walked around. 1331 01:20:00,862 --> 01:20:03,416 If I had known I was going to cause all of this trouble, 1332 01:20:03,417 --> 01:20:05,989 I would've bought you two a toaster. 1333 01:20:06,368 --> 01:20:08,787 We could've used a toaster. 1334 01:20:11,373 --> 01:20:13,792 The thing that I wanted to say was... 1335 01:20:13,875 --> 01:20:16,429 what you said to me that night really shook me up. 1336 01:20:16,430 --> 01:20:19,432 And I thought, up until that point, 1337 01:20:19,433 --> 01:20:21,934 that I had it all figured out. 1338 01:20:21,935 --> 01:20:23,436 But I didn't. 1339 01:20:23,437 --> 01:20:24,885 And? 1340 01:20:24,886 --> 01:20:27,440 And that's ok, and I wanted to see you, 1341 01:20:27,441 --> 01:20:30,308 so I called in to... 1342 01:20:32,894 --> 01:20:34,895 I just wanted to say thank you. 1343 01:20:34,896 --> 01:20:36,949 You're welcome, Sam, but that's not what I mean. 1344 01:20:36,950 --> 01:20:39,818 I mean, and what are you going to do now? 1345 01:20:40,402 --> 01:20:41,954 I don't know. 1346 01:20:41,955 --> 01:20:43,321 Um. 1347 01:20:44,906 --> 01:20:48,326 I don't have any idea. 1348 01:20:48,410 --> 01:20:50,829 But I guess I'm ready to find out. 1349 01:20:51,913 --> 01:20:54,967 Well, it certainly wasn't how I expected this to work out, 1350 01:20:54,968 --> 01:20:57,335 but good luck. 1351 01:20:59,421 --> 01:21:00,921 You got it yet? 1352 01:21:00,922 --> 01:21:03,924 I'm still just a little confused here. 1353 01:21:03,925 --> 01:21:06,479 What does this have to do with what dad did or didn't want? 1354 01:21:06,480 --> 01:21:09,482 I'm trying to show you the name of a movie. 1355 01:21:09,483 --> 01:21:11,349 Is it with love, grandma? 1356 01:21:15,937 --> 01:21:17,355 No. 1357 01:21:18,940 --> 01:21:20,358 It's, uh... 1358 01:21:23,445 --> 01:21:24,653 What are you... 1359 01:21:24,946 --> 01:21:26,364 What are you... 1360 01:21:26,948 --> 01:21:28,867 Gone with the wind. 1361 01:21:34,956 --> 01:21:38,376 Flight 385 to Madrid, Spain, 1362 01:21:38,460 --> 01:21:40,513 final boarding at gate 68. 1363 01:21:40,514 --> 01:21:42,881 Well, there's my flight. 1364 01:21:51,473 --> 01:21:53,391 Goodbye, Gary. 1365 01:21:55,477 --> 01:21:57,896 I hope you know what you're doing. 1366 01:22:00,482 --> 01:22:02,400 I don't. 1367 01:22:05,987 --> 01:22:08,907 Passengers bound for... 1368 01:22:09,975 --> 01:22:12,063 - Bye. - Bye. 1369 01:22:14,996 --> 01:22:17,049 Oh, my God. Ma'am, I'm so... uh, excuse me. 1370 01:22:17,050 --> 01:22:19,552 I, uh, apolog... are you all right? 1371 01:22:19,553 --> 01:22:20,501 I'm fine. 1372 01:22:20,502 --> 01:22:22,555 Uh, you, uh, dropped this. 1373 01:22:22,556 --> 01:22:23,832 Thank you. 1374 01:22:23,833 --> 01:22:25,005 Can I help? 1375 01:22:25,006 --> 01:22:26,925 No, it's ok. I got it. 1376 01:22:28,009 --> 01:22:30,929 How about this? Uh, did you want this? 1377 01:22:31,012 --> 01:22:32,513 Oh, not at all. 1378 01:22:32,514 --> 01:22:34,432 Uh, I could use it as a bookmark. 1379 01:22:35,016 --> 01:22:36,016 Goin' to Spain. 1380 01:22:36,017 --> 01:22:38,320 Uh, yeah, I thought I'd start there. 1381 01:22:38,321 --> 01:22:40,521 I don't know exactly where I'll wind up. 1382 01:22:40,522 --> 01:22:45,443 Mr. Ed Newmeyer, please report to the airport security. 1383 01:22:50,031 --> 01:22:52,533 So, you ever been to Europe before? 1384 01:22:52,534 --> 01:22:55,954 Uh, no, I've never been on a plane before. 1385 01:22:56,037 --> 01:22:57,956 Really? 1386 01:23:01,543 --> 01:23:02,543 How about you? 1387 01:23:02,544 --> 01:23:04,044 Where are you goin'? 1388 01:23:04,045 --> 01:23:07,047 Uh, I'm going to Spain. Well, for now. 1389 01:23:07,048 --> 01:23:11,469 Uh, I don't really know exactly where I'll wind up, either. 1390 01:23:16,558 --> 01:23:19,978 So maybe you'll let me borrow your book on the plane. 1391 01:23:20,061 --> 01:23:22,480 Oh, hey, take a look at it now. 1392 01:23:22,564 --> 01:23:24,983 Yeah, I bought it at a garage sale. 1393 01:23:25,066 --> 01:23:26,066 Thanks. 1394 01:23:26,067 --> 01:23:27,986 So, where are you sitting on the plane? 1395 01:23:46,588 --> 01:23:50,508 Flight 101 to Chicago now boarding at gate 36. 1396 01:23:50,592 --> 01:23:53,511 Exotic oils, nuts, fruits and tropical flora, 1397 01:23:53,595 --> 01:23:56,148 and protective sunscreens from 2 to 30. 1398 01:23:56,149 --> 01:23:58,599 From the sun care line that's number one 1399 01:23:58,600 --> 01:24:01,519 in islands around the world, Hawaiian tropic. 1400 01:24:01,603 --> 01:24:05,658 Created by one man, Ron Rice, for one reason: 1401 01:24:05,659 --> 01:24:09,027 No one can resist a beautiful babe. 1402 01:24:12,113 --> 01:24:16,116 The jackpot is now $26 million. 1403 01:24:16,117 --> 01:24:19,037 And today's winning lotto numbers are: 1404 01:24:19,120 --> 01:24:20,538 33... 1405 01:24:20,622 --> 01:24:22,127 33, 1406 01:24:22,624 --> 01:24:23,926 42, 1407 01:24:23,927 --> 01:24:25,125 42... 1408 01:24:25,126 --> 01:24:27,680 58 and 49. 1409 01:24:27,681 --> 01:24:28,629 49. 1410 01:24:28,630 --> 01:24:32,685 One more time, that's 33, 42, 1411 01:24:32,686 --> 01:24:35,553 58 and 49. 1412 01:24:36,137 --> 01:24:37,555 No. 1413 01:24:39,140 --> 01:24:40,558 No! 1414 01:24:42,644 --> 01:24:44,562 Goddamn... 1415 01:24:45,146 --> 01:24:50,068 Motherfucking son of a bitch! 1416 01:24:58,159 --> 01:25:00,078 Is that good? 1417 01:25:01,663 --> 01:25:03,081 Wow. 1418 01:25:04,165 --> 01:25:06,584 What does that mean, "wow"? 1419 01:25:07,669 --> 01:25:09,670 Well, um, 1420 01:25:09,671 --> 01:25:13,591 anything over 51 percent constitutes legal tender 1421 01:25:17,178 --> 01:25:19,179 I guess it's over 51 percent 1422 01:25:19,180 --> 01:25:21,682 What do you do with the old ones? 1423 01:25:21,683 --> 01:25:25,237 Burn them. They take them away, and they burn them up. 1424 01:25:25,238 --> 01:25:26,739 Good. I'm glad to hear that. 1425 01:25:26,740 --> 01:25:30,108 Ok, there you go. 1426 01:25:34,195 --> 01:25:38,616 "D60924029A." 1427 01:25:43,204 --> 01:25:46,124 You... you don't sell lottery tickets, do you? 1428 01:25:46,708 --> 01:25:48,126 Uh, no. 1429 01:25:55,216 --> 01:25:57,135 Next, please. 1430 01:25:58,305 --> 01:26:04,385 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.SubtitleDB.org 99007