All language subtitles for The.Vampire.Diaries.S07E06.BDRip.x264-DEMAND

DAMON: Previously on
The Vampire Diaries...

What was the deal with you and Stefan?

I was the first love of Stefan's life.

Stefan, meet Julian.

Julian was the man
you are not supposed to fall for.

Does Stefan Salvatore know
that you're pregnant with his child?

- What?
- I wanted to tell you in person.

Julian made sure
there was nothing to tell.

- Please don't tell anyone.
- I won't. I promise.

RIC: The Phoenix Stone
brings people back from the dead.

BONNIE: We made a mistake.
Jo was never in that stone.

I put someone else in her body.

- You're not my wife.
- I don't think I am.

RIC: And we'll figure this out together.

DAMON: Burning that bastard's body
would've been too good for Lily.

I wanna give her that man

that she's missed for 100 years.
And then...

I want to rip his head off
right in front of her.

VALERIE: Julian is the devil.
I can't let Lily bring him back.

And if she does,
I will kill Julian myself.

DAMON: So tell me,
what thoughts go through a man's mind

before he decides,

"I think I'll take
the ones with the roosters?"

- I didn't pick those out.
- Hang on... Glitter.

Yeah. Well, it goes with the territory.
What the hell do you want, Damon?

When was the last time
you talked to your fiancée?

I see word travels fast.
She texted earlier today, why?

What time was it? And what'd she say?

12:18. "Do we need bread?"

Well, she's not answering her phone now.

Yeah, well, she doesn't like
to answer the phone before broadcast.

I don't care. Get her on the horn.

Stefan's being hunted again
and it's only a matter of time

before Caroline's the bait
that's used to lure him out.

- CAROLINE: (ON TV) We apologize...
- Move.

...for the interruption
to your current program.

My name is Caroline,
I am a segment producer for KQBC News.

Please listen carefully.

I have an urgent message
for Stefan Salvatore.

Oh, well. I guess the old ball and chain

won't make it home for dinner after all,
will she?

(STEFAN CLEARS TH ROAT)

Hold the gun. Here you go.

Now, the first thing you wanna do...

(SPITS) Bite the paper off the cartridge,
like this.

Hand me that ramrod.

There you go. Now I want you to do it.

Push it all the way down.

Perfect.

How far away can it shoot?

Well, you see that, uh...

See that tree over there
with the bark falling off?

No.

Pretty far then, huh?

- Can I shoot it?
- I don't know.

- Think you're old enough?
- I'm 11.

I was 12 when I shot my first gun.

Dad, I can do it.

- You think so?
- Yeah.

All right. Okay.

Let's go find ourselves a deer. Come on.

So the trick is,
never take your eye off the target.

Got that?

Jacob?

Jacob?

Jacob!

Jacob!

Jacob!
Jacob!

(GASPS)

- Hey, it's just me.
- Hey.

- Who's Jacob?
- Who?

Jacob. You were yelling his name.

Oh. Um...

Must've been a bad dream.

Hmm. Probably 'cause you're
sleeping on the couch, silly.

What are you doing down here?

That would be my fault.

I, I just wanted to let you know
I used the last of the shampoo.

Valerie, I didn't know
that you were staying here.

Stayed. Past tense. Um, just one night.

(CLEARS TH ROAT)

- I should go put some clothes on.
- Yeah. You do that.

- All right.
- Okay.

- Explain.
- Okay.

Lily wants to raise Julian from the dead.

Valerie tried to scorch his body
before she can get her hands on him.

And that did not work out so well.

Not following how that's our problem.

Okay. If and when Lily welcomes Julian
back into his body,

he will find out what Valerie did
and he'll come after her.

Yeah, just not connecting those dots.
(CHUCKLES)

Well, then maybe, you can just trust me
that I know what I'm doing. (CHUCKLES)

(SIGHS)

So, what you're saying is

Valerie needs to disappear.

New name, new job,
a country in a separate hemisphere.

No. No.

What? You just said that she's in danger.

I mean, if I need to drive her
to the airport myself,

-you know, I will do that.
- Mmm-hmm.

Unless you have a problem with that.

You know, l...
I really like this form of manipulation.

(CAROLINE GIGGLES)

(VALERIE CLEARS THROAT)

Whatever we're doing,
we should do it fast.

The Phoenix Stone turns people mad

and Julian's soul's been in it
for over 100 years.

So, anywhere he is,
I need to be as far away as possible.

(GRUNTING)

See, Beau, fencing's got a flow.

Like a conversation. I speak. You listen.

I speak some more.

You've improved. Well done, friend.

Gentlemen, the backyard's not big enough?

Beau insisted. Didn't you, friend?
(CHUCKLES)

Take it outside, please.

Well, you heard
this ridiculously attractive woman.

You are suspiciously cheery.

Are you sure
you shouldn't still be in bed?

My love, I need to be on my feet again.

I've spent the last 100 years on my back.

So unless you can make an offer
that I cannot refuse...

Okay.

Tempting. (CHUCKLES)
But I have another idea.

I don't like it already.

(CHUCKLES)

- We have enemies here.
- You mean Valerie?

That name is not be uttered in this house.

I am referring to my sons.

Your sons are alive?

Okay. (CHUCKLES)
I have some catching up to do.

My thoughts exactly.

- Mmm.
-(DOORBELL RINGS)

"Lily Salvatore requests your presence

"to celebrate our town's peaceful spirit
and introduce a new friend.

"This evening. 5:00."

Hmm.

Looks like Mom raised her man crush
from the dead.

-(AUDIO REWINDING)
-(BUTTON CLICKING)

RIC: I promise to be with you
and love you.

(CELL PHONE RINGS)

- Hey.
- BONNIE: Hey!

Remember when we used an ancient relic
to raise your wife from the dead

and ended up imbuing her
with someone else's soul?

Why are you calling me?

(CHUCKLES) 'Cause I'm at Scull Bar,

where Faux-Jo is currently holding
her laptop like it's a book.

You promised me
you would help her figure out who she was

before she did anything crazy.

Yeah, and every time I look into her eyes
I see my murdered wife.

So, I'm taking a break.

I know this is probably impossible
for you.

We have no idea
what's gonna happen to her.

We can't just leave her unattended.

- Well, just keep an eye on her then.
- I can't.

I have to go to Mystic Falls.

Lily Salvatore
is having some peace party mixer

which will probably result in half of my
friends nearly dying if I don't attend.

So get here, now.

Preferably before someone asks Jo
to perform surgery. Okay?

Ha! Going no-tie?
I'm going no-tie.

Notjust no-tie. No going.

You saw her invite.
Julian's back. You're going.

To watch Lily bat her eyes
at her zombie douche-brain boy-toy?

Thanks, but I'd rather stay home
and stub my toe repeatedly.

You do realize that zombie douche-brain
boy-toy is living in your house,

bathing in your tub,
eating your Froot Loops?

Oh, I know. I also know
that he's the love of Mom's life.

Morn, who convinced Kai
to link Elena's life with Bonnie's

so I'd be miserable
for the next six-plus decades.

- What're you getting at?
- Julian makes her happy, Stefan.

More time they spend together,
the happier she gets,

the more tragic it'll be in six months
when I hand deliver his heart to her.

Six months?

Eh, you know, give or take.
Let her get her hopes up.

Let her start planning their entire
eternity and then squish. He's dead.

That might be a bit of a problem, brother,

because I plan
on killing the bastard tonight.

-(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
- Seattle looks nice.

They got the Space Needle,
great coffee, Mount St. Helens...

Rain.

Didn't take you for much
of a sunshine person. Um...

I mean, there's always Indonesia.

Avwv, you could rent a hut on the beach
and drink out of coconuts.

Be 9,000 miles from your boyfriend
in either direction.

Let's put a pin in locations for a moment
and talk names

because Valerie Tulle
is way too traceable.

I'm thinking Matilda.

Oh, you could totally pull off Matilda.

Matilda Pettigrew.
From Liverpool, England.

(CHUCKLES) Wait.
Do you wanna write it down?

You're handling me
like I'm a wounded bird,

like I'm some sort of victim, but I'm not.

Once Stefan kills Julian,
he can't hurt anyone else.

And I can just put
this whole mess behind me.

What mess?

You know, the whole reason
I'm afraid of Julian.

My big secret. The entire horror story.

Stefan must've told you.

He promised me he wouldn't tell anyone,

but I didn't know that that included you.

Well, his loyalty certainly is attractive,
isn't it?

Okay. I'm sorry. What didn't he tell me?

Never mind. As you were saying,

Matilda Pettigrew from Liverpool.
Hmm. It's good. I like it.

So, you just line up
those matching pieces of candy...

Like so. There you go! You got it.

It took Mary Louise a month
to pass the first level.

And this is meant to be, like, fun, right?

Oh, yeah! Give it another five minutes.
You'll be full-on addicted.

I think this era suits you, Nora.

Well, I wouldn't know.

Lily keeps us trapped
inside the town border.

There's nothing here for us.

Well, I think she's just nervous
to let her little birdies fly free.

She doesn't want
another Valerie on her hands.

Well, Valerie's a traitor and Lily knows
she and I are nothing alike.

No, you certainly are not.

Perhaps I could talk to Lily?

See if I can't convince her
to loosen her reins a little?

You would do that?

Of course.

There you are. The guests are arriving.

Help me greet them.

You're greeting them dressed like that?

- What's wrong with it?
- Absolutely nothing, Mary Louise.

You look stunning as always.

Am I allowed in or does your
cleaning lady need to invite me?

We had her sign the house over to us.
She was too expensive.

- Come in.
- Thank you.

Compliments of the Lockwood cellar.

Oh, thank you.

Ooh. Where did all these people come from?

Neighboring towns. We promised them
a night of drink and conversation.

Oh. So you compelled them.

I wanted to show you
what peace looks like.

My family is civilized.
None of these people are in danger.

What, no tie?

What're you doing here?

I missed my stash.

Boys, why don't you go mingle.
I'll put this away.

-(GRUNTS)
- Tell me that you are here to help me.

You know how you wanted to,
uh, redecorate.

STEFAN: Mmm-hmm.

- Can't let you do that.
- Why the hell not?

Because Lilyjust
rearranged the furniture.

And she needs a little time to live in it.

You know, fall in love with the whole
feng shui of it all.

Yeah. Let me guess. For six months.

Okay, I give up. What am I missing here?
Why do you care so much?

Let's just say that the furniture
Lily recently purchased

is psychotic and needs to be disposed
of immediately.

Gentlemen, welcome.

- Hmm. I'm Julian.
- I'm Damon.

Lily told me all about you.

Of course, you were only a boy back then
and now, you're, well, you.

Stefan, how long has it been?

I don't know. I must've lost track
after I stopped thinking about you.

(CHUCKLES) My charm's being lost on you.
You must be dreadfully sober.

Beau, get these men
something to drink, will you?

Deputy Donovan, welcome.

It's Matt. We lost all formalities

when you and your girlfriend
nearly drained me of all my blood.

Okay, look, the whole point of this
shindig is to start over. So...

Got a better idea. Why don't you convince
your family to leave Mystic Falls?

And Why would I do that?

Why would a group of vampires hang around
an abandoned town with nothing to eat?

MARY: What are we talking about?

Apparently Matt is sick of us.

I just want my town back,
preferably before anyone else dies.

Look around. Look at all these people.
They're still alive, aren't they?

At least till the dessert course.

You're making it worse.

Come on, let's go meet people.

Oh. Did whatever animal they're serving
for dinner get a plus one?

Hilarious. I was invited.

Scoping the competition?

There's no competition to scope.

(KNOCKS ON DOOR)

Since you're here, if anyone's wondering,
you're my date.

Sorry?

Lorenzo, I'm so glad you came.

Wouldn't miss it.

Bonnie, I know we've had a rocky past.

But I hope this means
you're willing to start fresh.

You're the reason
I'm never gonna see my best friend again,

so I hope you're joking.

Hmm. Nice break.

Well, it is my pool table after all.

Ah. Damon, come play with us.

Oh, I would, but I have an irrational fear
of pool tables.

It's not irrational fear of losing?

Wait. Has he never...

Have you never heard the story

about the guy that tries to kill
the vampire during a game of pool?

(CHUCKLES) Well, considering
my body's been in stasis for a century,

why don't you enlighten me?

Well, there's this guy,

he's about Stefan's build,
maybe a wee bit bigger,

a little more chiseled,
less height on the hair--

Get on with the story.

Right.
So this vampire that he wants to kill

is at least 300 years older than him.

And anyone and everyone with half a brain
knew he was being an idiot,

but he had this inexplicable obsession.

So he bets the vampire on a game of pool.

And just as the vamp
is setting up for his last shot...

- And?
- Never got a chance.

- Oh.
- DAMON: Yeah.

Another vampire comes out of nowhere
and stops him.

Like I said, he was being an idiot.

Wow. That is a wonderful story, Hemingway.

Thanks.

(DAMON WHISTLING)

(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

(SIPS)

I see you've mastered the Internet.

One of these students
showed me something called WebMD.

Apparently,
I have a form of retrograde amnesia.

So far I've canceled out encephalitis
and paraneoplastic limbic encephalitis.

Most of my characteristics fall into
fugue state amnesia which is rare,

but then again,
so is coming back from the dead.

Which I just said too loudly.

- What?
- Nothing.

WAITRESS: Dr. Laugh/in. You're back.

I thought you were on sabbatical.

Laura Homested, one of your interns
at the med center last semester.

Oh, right. You remember Laura?
Who you mentioned to me, right?

Laura, my star pupil.

Really? You gave me a C.

Anyway, how was your honeymoon?

Amazing. Wasn't it, Ric?

Yeah, uh, fantastic. (CLEARS THROAT)

Oh. Dr. Laughlin, your nose...
Your nose is bleeding.

RIC: Hey, do you mind
getting us some napkins?

Yeah. I'll be right back.

(COUGHING)

What the hell is wrong with me?

(SINGING)

(APPLAUSE)

(GLASS CLINKING)

(CLEARS THROAT)
I hate to interrupt the party

but I just wanted to introduce
my dearest love, Julian.

He's just returned from, shall we say,
travels abroad. (CHUCKLES)

My family is finally complete.

My hope now is that in time,

we can learn to accept each other
and together restore this town,

with its residents, to a state of peace.

- Cheers.
- JULIAN: Cheers.

ALL: Cheers.

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

-(PLAYING PIANO)
- Beau, can I ask you something?

Lily's concerns about me
weren't entirely wrong.

My time away
might have affected my head a bit.

Nothing to worry about,
of course, but, um...

There is a little something
that would bring me great relief.

Our dearly departed Oscar
had something of mine,

but it wasn't on him when he died

so I thought,
perhaps it was in his automobile.

Could you, maybe,
figure out where it was sent?

Great.

We haven't met.

Julian.

Lorenzo.

Hmm.

Those meat and cheese spirals
were decadent.

Your staff does fantastic work.

- I'll send them your compliments.
- Hmm.

It's called dignity. Have some. It's free.

And what I got in return was priceless.

Julian is looking for Oscar's car.
I intend to find it first.

(CHUCKLES) What are you doing?

Lily is watching.
lam fixing your tie, making herjealous.

Like any good date.

That is what you wanted, right?

Make her a little jealous?

Maybe a little.

Anyway, I got what I came for.

Have a nice night.

(COUGHING)

Her nose just started to bleed, then...

- Then that started.
- Oh...

Here. (GRUNTS) Take my blood.

Drink, it'll heal you.

(VOMITS)

- Or not.
- What the hell's wrong with her?

Seems a vampire soul inside a human body
does not a perfect match make.

What does that mean?

The Phoenix Stone traps vampire souls.

Oscar had a vampire body,
got some other vampire's soul,

and then he lost the plot. Jo is a human.

Clearly a basic human body is unable
to contain the essence of a vampire soul.

Add that together, carry the one,
you're a decomposing mess.

Thank you, Valerie,
your tact is wildly appreciated.

I'm just saying that she was a corpse
who was meant to stay a corpse.

We know. We heard you.

But that corpse
was supposed to be Ric's wife,

who died with two kids inside of her
on their wedding day.

Sorry.

I had no idea.

Yeah, well, now you do.
So you can just sit down, quietly,

while he says goodbye.

Ah. What a pretty dress.

Do you think? Nora didn't even notice.

Well, Nora needs her eyes examined.

She's talking to everyone
at this party but me.

I feel like a fool, running around
trying to impress my own girlfriend.

Stand still and say nothing.

(CLICKS TONGUE) Why don't you drink
what you're actually craving?

Lily would have my head.

"No feeding on the guests."

She practically made us sign an oath
in our blood.

- Hmm. Just as I expected.
- What?

You, Mary Louise, have lost your swagger.

The girl I remember had spunk,
vigor, danger.

Rules be damned. No wonder Nora's bored.

Mmm. (SMACKS LIPS)
I won't tell if you won't.

(MOANING)

Mare. Did you change?
Looking very Scarlett--

Excuse me, can you tell me
where the high school is?

Oh, the entire town's shut down.
You haven't noticed a million signs?

Yeah, I'm looking for the high school.

Yeah. I heard you the first time. Why?

Well, can you tell me
where the high school is?

Who've you been talking to?

Uh, I can't say.

If my boss is looking for me,
can you tell him I quit?

What was that about?

I don't know, and I get the impression
he didn't either.

- We should follow him.
-(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

Unless you have other plans.

This'll only take a minute.
I'll meet you at my truck.

STEFAN: Huh.

Where the hell is your TV?

- Where's my bed?
- Wow.

I guess Lily took over your bedroom.

And I will bet you your old flat-screen

that Julian is not sleeping
in the guest quarters.

(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

And here I thought she slept
standing up like a horse.

You need to help me kill him
or you need to leave.

Do you know what this means?

Knock it off.

It means Mom's happy.

Another couple of months of this,

and she'll have convinced herself
it's forever.

And that's when we strike, Stefan.

Look at your bedroom.
Our house is unrecognizable.

Lily needs to go
and killing Julian is the start of that.

You know something. Look at you, murdery,
vengeful. It's very humanity-off, Stefan.

Except your switch is intact which means
you know something, so spit it out.

(STEFAN SIGHS)

- It's not my secret to tell, Damon.
- Oh, really?

So, Nora showed me
where they keep the good stuff.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hang on.

-(COUGHS)
- Does this bottle say "Default Deputy"?

No. No, it says,
"Damon's good stuff, do not touch."

(COUGHING)

(GASPING)

Take Bonnie. Get out of here.
It's about to get ugly.

My brother told the story wrong.

(BOTH GRUNTING)

-(JULIAN SCREAMING)
- Juhan.

(GROANS)

(JULIAN GRUNTS)

What did I do to make you hate me so much?

- It's not about you.
- LILY: Not about me?

Ever since I've been back,

all you have done is tried to strip me
of my happiness.

Answer me. What did I do wrong?

Well.

I see Stefan's plan went swimmingly.

Probably explains why your fake guests
are leaving.

Sit down. Both of you.

Oh, well, we wouldn't wanna
wear out our welcome. (CHUCKLES)

Brother, let's hit the road.

Sit down, son,

or I'll seat you myself.

DAMON: Okay.

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
Over 100 years inside this thing.

Although in this, my own custom-made hell,

time is meaningless.

The pain, the emptiness,

the complete lack of humanity
is quite literally endless.

You know, every day is the same.

I wake up, I try to escape, but instead,

lend up killing the person
that I love the most.

Every day over and over again,

I drive a stake through your mother.

It's almost enough
to turn even the soundest mind mad.

But when you're over 475 years old,
you learn a thing or two about yourself.

This couldn't be real.

Because I would never bring harm
to your mother.

Hell was playing tricks on me. Hmm.

It was trying to break me but, no,
I wouldn't let it.

Because I knew that if I did snap...

(EXHALES) Mmm-mmm.

I wouldn't be a man.

I'd be a monster.

-(DAMON GRUNTS)
- Juhan.

Your children have no respect for you.

(JULIAN GRUNTS)

(SNARLS)

- JuHan!
-(GRUNTING)

Knock it off!

(GASPS) Julian. Julian!

(GRUNTING)

(SCREAMS)

(GASPS)

Boys, out, now.

I wonder what WebMD

would have to say about me now.

Probably best not to find out. (CHUCKLES)

A woman was wielding a sword

that pierced my heart.

The blade was metal.

It shouldn't have been able to kill me
but it did.

Did you just remember this?

I also remembered my name.

I think I'm Florence.

Well, it's nice to meet you, Florence.

I am so sorry that I put you through this.

It's okay.

I know you wanted your wife back.

I'm sorry, I'm not her.

I wish I was.

She was a lucky woman.

(SOBS)

You could have been an amazing husband.

It's been so nice.

It's been so nice to hear her voice again.

Thank you.

Thank you for allowing me to say goodbye.

(RIC SOBBING)

Goodbye, Ric.

(SIGHS)

(DOOR CREAKS)

(RATTLING)

Hey. Hey, what are you doing here?

He did actually see us, didn't he?

All right, everybody, please stand up,
we're gonna get you out of here, okay?

(SNAPS FINGERS)

BONNIE: It's not gonna work, Matt.

Someone compelled them to be here.

COVEN: Sanguinem filio,
sanguinem effugarex perpetuum.

Do you want the white sheet
or the off-white sheet?

I don't care, you choose.

What are you doing?

What is that?

RIC: It's my wedding video.
Post explosion.

I've never been able to watch it
past the wedding vows.

Valerie, turn it off.

Quiet.

I recognize this chant.

That Gemini kid, Kai, thought they were
sending him to a prison world.

Who cares? Turn it off--

No, you're not listening.
They weren't sending him away, Caroline.

They were trying to save
the next generation of Gemini twins.

I think your babies are still alive.

He's still alive.

I don't know what you're moping about.

No talking until I'm seeing two of you.

Then I'll kick both of your asses.

This is why there is a hard line
between good and evil, Stefan.

I don't cross over into your territory,
don't cross over into mine.

This isn't about you, Damon. Get over it.

You know,
I never thought I'd say this, Stefan,

but I miss the days when you just let your
big brother handle all the dirty work.

Quite frankly, I can't figure out why
you have such a big beef with this guy.

Unless V-card Valerie got under your skin.

You don't wanna start with me
right now, Damon.

I'm surprised, Stefan.
I thought Caroline was the one.

I mean, then yet again,
we all thought Elena was the one, huh?

What is it about the first time
that just makes it so memorable?

(STEFAN GRUNTS)

(BOTH PANTING)

I got Valerie pregnant.

What?

In 1863.

Julian found out about it

and he beat her
until the baby was no longer alive.

(GROANS)

I could've been a father.

Why didn't you just tell me?

(SCOFFS) What did you want me to do?
Tell you I could've had a kid

and watch you brush it off
with some glib joke

about how it was 150 years ago?

Yeah, I know it was 150 years ago, Damon,

and it's stupid how much it affects me.

But it still does.

I want him dead, Damon.

No one's gonna stop me from killing him.

Not in six months. Not in six weeks.

Now.

Twins are the lifeblood
of the Gemini Coven.

If a pregnant mother is in danger
then a transfer is our magical fail safe.

It's rarely used but used nonetheless.

Ric, tell me that this isn't crazy.

My wife, who died months ago,
just looked me in the eyes

and said goodbye to me.

(SIGHS) Why the hell not?

Because I don't want you to get
your hopes up for something that's insane.

I need your blood.

We'll put it here, Indonesia.

Farthest geographical point
from Mystic Falls.

Your progeny are obviously
made up of your DNA.

If they're alive,
the blood will travel along the map.

Once it's in the proximity of the babies,
the map should ignite.

Close your eyes.

Clear your mind.

Phesmatos quare infantatum.

Phesmatos quare filios...

(CONTINUES CHANTING)

May I ask you something?

Did Julian remind you
of anyone in particular tonight?

- The almighty Giuseppe Salvatore.
- Mmm-hmm.

- You saw it, too.
- Yeah.

Although I will say Julian's right hook...
(CLICKS TONGUE)

...has got a little more heft to it.

Elena and I
talked about starting a family.

I mean it was fantasy, but still.

We secretly knew as long
as she was a vampire, it's all it was.

Then she took the cure and all of a sudden
having a real family was a possibility.

Granted, it'd be
dysfunctional as hell, but...

We'd have a real, human family.

Did it ever scare you?

The thought that maybe
you'd turn out like our father?

(SCOFFS)
The guy sent our mom away to die alone.

He bullied us for years
and then he shot us.

If anything, I just wanna be a great dad
to spite him.

-(CHUCKLES)
- What about you?

Well, I've been on this earth
for 160-some years.

And I've seen the world at 30,000 feet.

I've traveled to every continent.

Learned how to cook. (CHUCKLES)
Built a Porsche.

I think my only regret

will be not having a kid.

If you want Julian dead, I'll help you.

Tomorrow, tonight, now.

I'm in.

What the hell happened down there?

- You were in a blind rage.
-(SCOFFS)

Rage? We offered them escargot and wine.

And your boy threw me in a fire.
So he's lucky that he still has his head.

They were just trying to hurt me.

All right, look, the whole point
of tonight was to end this feud.

- Not start a new one.
- Why do you care what they think?

The Lily that I remember
moved on from her children.

Where's the girl that I fell in love with?

The girl that I found irresistible?

I can't say that I recognize this version.

This version has no desire
to see her children dead.

If you have a problem with that,

we have a problem.

Lily-

Perhaps I am more affected by my time away
than I wanted to admit.

You know, I was wishing
that the hell had gone away, but my mind,

it's not right.

And, you know, the truth is,

I'm frightened that
I'm not the Julian that you remember.

- We'll fix it.
-(GROANING)

We'll fix it together.

All right, but you must promise me

nothing like that will ever happen again.

In the meantime... (SNIFFS)

I need to feel safe.

Your kids will strike again
and I need to protect myself.

What I believe you have in mind

will take the cooperation
of the entire family.

It Will. (CHUCKLES)

But I don't anticipate that
to be a problem.

They love me.

(CHUCKLES)

(VALERIE CHANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE)

Yeah. Guys, I don't think it's working.

(VALERIE CONTINUES CHANTING)

Uh, just stop.
The spell isn't working, okay?

The blood's just off the map now.

See, I warned you
not to get your hopes up.

Oh, my God!

(VALERIE GASPS)

Hey, what the hell happened?

- Not possible.
- What's not possible?

The babies. They're here.

Where? Huh? Floating in a raft
in the Pacific Ocean somewhere?

Look at the map. Your spell didn't work.

They're not on the map, Caroline.

They're inside of you.

English - SDH