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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:20,000 ~ Suing the Devil (2011) ~ 2 00:00:20,284 --> 00:00:22,520 My name is Luke O'Brien. 3 00:00:22,520 --> 00:00:25,156 I work as a salesman by day. 4 00:00:25,156 --> 00:00:29,126 At night, I attend the Billy Simon's night law school 5 00:00:29,126 --> 00:00:30,855 in Sydney, Australia. 6 00:00:31,996 --> 00:00:35,329 It's been my goal in life to become a lawyer, 7 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:37,165 until. 8 00:00:37,635 --> 00:00:42,129 Some tragedies have caused me to question my own existence. 9 00:00:43,340 --> 00:00:49,006 I wonder why the good Lord lets Satan get away with so much. 10 00:00:49,647 --> 00:00:53,674 This has been the worst year of my life. 11 00:01:09,333 --> 00:01:13,133 And today the country was rocked by yet another mass murder. 12 00:01:13,804 --> 00:01:17,763 This time a gunman killed 15 people at the hospital before taking his own life. 13 00:01:20,644 --> 00:01:22,134 That's unacceptable. 14 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:25,116 No, that's ridiculous. 15 00:01:25,116 --> 00:01:27,277 How does an account disappear? 16 00:01:29,086 --> 00:01:32,389 Well some human garbage has stolen my money and you... 17 00:01:32,389 --> 00:01:34,914 Well what kind of idiots do you have working there? 18 00:01:35,292 --> 00:01:37,556 Luke! Please don't! 19 00:01:42,433 --> 00:01:43,525 Babe. 20 00:01:43,834 --> 00:01:46,103 Babe, babe are you okay? I'm sorry. 21 00:01:49,262 --> 00:01:51,765 In other news, gas prices are still rising 22 00:01:51,765 --> 00:01:54,757 and oil companies offer no apologies. 23 00:01:55,702 --> 00:01:56,903 God, 24 00:01:56,903 --> 00:01:58,838 are you following any of this? 25 00:01:58,838 --> 00:02:01,441 My mother was killed by a drunk driver, Gwen, 26 00:02:01,441 --> 00:02:04,210 the same drunk driver is now free on the streets, 27 00:02:04,210 --> 00:02:07,414 with all the other filth out there including the ones who stole our money. 28 00:02:07,414 --> 00:02:10,483 You know, if I could just have Satan right here, right now, 29 00:02:10,483 --> 00:02:12,652 I'd crush him to bits. 30 00:02:12,652 --> 00:02:15,780 And that same filth that murdered my Mother! 31 00:02:20,260 --> 00:02:21,921 I'm off to the law library. 32 00:02:24,698 --> 00:02:27,767 ♪ Everyone needs compassion, ♪ 33 00:02:27,767 --> 00:02:30,793 ♪ love that's never failing. ♪ 34 00:02:32,505 --> 00:02:37,568 ♪ Let mercy fall on me. ♪ 35 00:02:37,978 --> 00:02:40,845 Don't tell me I left the bullets at home! 36 00:02:43,050 --> 00:02:45,484 And then, something happened. 37 00:02:50,657 --> 00:02:55,788 Of all things, a Bible fell out of the glove compartment. 38 00:02:57,965 --> 00:03:04,234 Had my back slid so far from God that I was willing to kill a man? 39 00:03:05,639 --> 00:03:07,573 Why couldn't I forgive him? 40 00:03:08,475 --> 00:03:09,806 Why? 41 00:03:10,387 --> 00:03:13,724 How did I get to what I've become? 42 00:03:13,724 --> 00:03:16,760 A man who hated people. 43 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:19,251 Instead of loving my neighbor. 44 00:03:21,465 --> 00:03:22,989 Who am I? 45 00:03:39,057 --> 00:03:44,393 As I drove home, I realized what a spiritual battle we all face. 46 00:03:46,765 --> 00:03:49,835 Satan comes at you like a roaring lion, brothers and sisters, 47 00:03:49,835 --> 00:03:51,703 don't forget that! 48 00:03:51,703 --> 00:03:56,970 The greatest lie he ever invented was to convince you that he doesn't exist. 49 00:04:00,278 --> 00:04:03,839 And I believe in the devil. 50 00:04:04,249 --> 00:04:06,183 That's when it hit me. 51 00:04:06,785 --> 00:04:08,954 Every problem in the world today 52 00:04:08,954 --> 00:04:11,717 is somehow related to this evil being. 53 00:04:11,717 --> 00:04:13,585 It's all lies and deception. 54 00:04:13,585 --> 00:04:15,921 And because of this snake 55 00:04:15,921 --> 00:04:19,258 the world continues spiraling downward. 56 00:04:19,258 --> 00:04:23,126 And it dawned on me that I'd do something rash. 57 00:04:23,796 --> 00:04:28,534 If the world was going to hell, I may as well take some demons out! 58 00:04:28,534 --> 00:04:32,470 It was on this day that I decided to expose Satan. 59 00:04:32,805 --> 00:04:37,109 Yes, you heard me right. Expose Satan! 60 00:04:37,109 --> 00:04:40,738 And I can show the tactics of the Devil better than anybody! 61 00:04:44,434 --> 00:04:47,637 Luke O'Brien vs. Satan? 62 00:04:47,637 --> 00:04:49,372 That's right. 63 00:04:49,372 --> 00:04:50,774 Satan? 64 00:04:50,774 --> 00:04:52,207 Yeah, that's right. 65 00:04:52,909 --> 00:04:54,570 Is there a last name? 66 00:04:58,081 --> 00:05:02,452 I didn't exactly have Satan's address to send him a copy of the lawsuit, 67 00:05:02,452 --> 00:05:06,218 but I did make it all the way to a court hearing with a judge. 68 00:05:08,792 --> 00:05:11,420 Luke O'Brien vs. Satan? 69 00:05:11,962 --> 00:05:13,122 Yes, your honor. 70 00:05:13,263 --> 00:05:15,026 You're suing Satan? 71 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:19,667 Crazy! 72 00:05:20,003 --> 00:05:21,371 Order! 73 00:05:21,371 --> 00:05:22,473 Yes, your honor. 74 00:05:22,473 --> 00:05:25,509 You're aware that you're in the international court of human rights. 75 00:05:25,509 --> 00:05:30,173 Your honor, Satan have violated every human right known to man! 76 00:05:30,347 --> 00:05:32,983 - Are you seeing a shrink? - No. 77 00:05:32,983 --> 00:05:35,452 - Taking any medication? - Yes. 78 00:05:35,452 --> 00:05:37,215 No, I used to. 79 00:05:37,988 --> 00:05:41,592 Mr. O'Brien, you are wasting the court's time with this frivolous lawsuit. 80 00:05:41,592 --> 00:05:45,329 Your honor, I can prove that Satan is a viable defendant. 81 00:05:45,329 --> 00:05:47,097 Under Dogar vs. Marlboro, 82 00:05:47,097 --> 00:05:49,158 and section 10-3 of the international civil liberties suit... 83 00:05:49,158 --> 00:05:52,094 Right, I understand. 84 00:05:52,094 --> 00:05:55,962 And of course Satan has failed to respond to this notice. 85 00:05:56,231 --> 00:05:58,461 I'd like to submit a default judgment upon him. 86 00:05:59,334 --> 00:06:02,538 And how do you expect to serve that notice? 87 00:06:02,538 --> 00:06:05,073 Well, I listed it in the newspaper actually. 88 00:06:05,113 --> 00:06:07,916 You might want to try hell next time, just a tip. 89 00:06:07,916 --> 00:06:10,652 I knew she was going to dismiss the case. 90 00:06:10,652 --> 00:06:13,688 I just wanted to vent my frustration with Satan! 91 00:06:13,688 --> 00:06:18,259 So what she said next took me completely by surprise. 92 00:06:18,259 --> 00:06:22,897 You're going to have to give the defendant, in this case Satan, notice. 93 00:06:22,897 --> 00:06:25,695 Find a process server, I'll give you 30 more days. 94 00:06:26,634 --> 00:06:28,568 But your honor, I can't! 95 00:06:29,270 --> 00:06:32,874 Well, I won't allow a default unless the defendant has been served! 96 00:06:32,874 --> 00:06:33,898 Next case! 97 00:06:39,458 --> 00:06:42,621 - What's this? - This is a lawsuit against Satan. 98 00:06:44,396 --> 00:06:46,932 - What is this, a joke? - No, it's not. 99 00:06:46,932 --> 00:06:49,526 If he works here, I want you to give that to him. 100 00:06:50,870 --> 00:06:54,607 We have 70 lawyers who work here, take your pick. 101 00:06:54,607 --> 00:06:55,767 Go for it. 102 00:06:58,811 --> 00:07:00,176 Hey bud, 103 00:07:00,679 --> 00:07:03,349 what makes you think Satan even works here, huh? 104 00:07:03,349 --> 00:07:05,918 You just give that to him if you see him, alright? 105 00:07:05,918 --> 00:07:09,555 Hey, I run a respectable business here, okay? 106 00:07:09,555 --> 00:07:13,092 Yeah, we've got strippers, drunks and gamblers, but you know what? 107 00:07:13,092 --> 00:07:15,794 I don't permit smoking inside, okay? 108 00:07:15,794 --> 00:07:18,194 Are you guys Satan worshipers? 109 00:07:20,032 --> 00:07:24,401 Just in case, can you give this to Satan if you see him around? 110 00:07:25,037 --> 00:07:26,470 Thanks. 111 00:07:32,645 --> 00:07:35,512 I see you've served notice of process at a law film, 112 00:07:36,215 --> 00:07:40,709 strip club, overseas investment firm and an oil company. 113 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:42,610 Why stop there? 114 00:07:42,988 --> 00:07:45,291 Did you try serving a used car yard? 115 00:07:45,291 --> 00:07:47,191 If Satan's anywhere, it's probably there. 116 00:07:49,361 --> 00:07:50,623 Yeah, I didn't think of that one, your honor. 117 00:08:05,844 --> 00:08:09,302 I'd like to file a default judgment against Satan. 118 00:08:09,615 --> 00:08:11,183 Default judgment? 119 00:08:11,183 --> 00:08:13,552 Yes, your honor. I want the record to show... 120 00:08:13,552 --> 00:08:17,921 that Satan has judgment against him for 8 trillion dollars. 121 00:08:20,292 --> 00:08:23,887 I'm going to dismiss this case on a technicality 122 00:08:24,163 --> 00:08:26,699 and because you're nuts. 123 00:08:26,699 --> 00:08:29,201 And then the most unimaginable thing happened. 124 00:08:29,201 --> 00:08:32,204 I'm also going to penalize you because... 125 00:08:32,204 --> 00:08:33,796 Because why? 126 00:08:34,673 --> 00:08:36,538 I'm here, your honor. 127 00:08:42,815 --> 00:08:47,684 Ever get that strange feeling that a hoax might be real after all? 128 00:08:50,489 --> 00:08:52,184 And who are you? 129 00:08:56,395 --> 00:08:59,330 - Satan, your honor. - Oh, your honor. 130 00:09:00,699 --> 00:09:02,690 Nice try. 131 00:09:03,535 --> 00:09:06,238 So you two are in this together, right? 132 00:09:06,238 --> 00:09:09,141 I'm here to answer the summonsed, your honor. 133 00:09:09,141 --> 00:09:14,408 And I wade the lack of process from Mr. Luke O'Brien. 134 00:09:15,214 --> 00:09:16,772 What is this? 135 00:09:20,653 --> 00:09:22,450 That's great, 136 00:09:24,023 --> 00:09:26,753 you almost had me there. 137 00:09:27,526 --> 00:09:29,426 Oh, made my day! 138 00:09:30,696 --> 00:09:33,221 Am I punked? Where are the cameras? 139 00:09:34,233 --> 00:09:37,566 I'm afraid it's quite serious, your honor. 140 00:09:40,205 --> 00:09:42,508 Well I don't find it very amusing. 141 00:09:42,508 --> 00:09:43,873 Neither do I. 142 00:09:44,910 --> 00:09:46,935 Can you prove you're Satan? 143 00:09:52,751 --> 00:09:55,049 Can you prove I'm not? 144 00:09:59,925 --> 00:10:02,086 What is going on here? 145 00:10:04,129 --> 00:10:07,121 Oh my goodness, it's so hot in here! Bailiff! 146 00:10:07,700 --> 00:10:10,828 Bailiff? Why is the heat up? 147 00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:12,760 What do you think? 148 00:10:13,672 --> 00:10:15,902 Oh, my goodness! Bailiff! 149 00:10:16,308 --> 00:10:18,799 What have you done to the heat? Check it! 150 00:10:20,279 --> 00:10:23,782 So, suppose you are who you say you are, 151 00:10:23,782 --> 00:10:26,580 do you realize the extent of what you're saying? 152 00:10:26,785 --> 00:10:30,723 The earth is mine. And I will defend myself. 153 00:10:30,723 --> 00:10:32,782 Do you have legal representation? 154 00:10:37,463 --> 00:10:41,661 Do I have legal representation? 155 00:10:58,076 --> 00:11:01,847 I know what you're thinking, so don't say it. 156 00:11:01,847 --> 00:11:04,611 Was this man really the devil? 157 00:11:07,553 --> 00:11:12,157 Well, I must say you've got a lot of guts boy. Suing me? 158 00:11:12,157 --> 00:11:15,615 I mean, do you really know what you're letting yourself in for? 159 00:11:16,662 --> 00:11:18,597 You're not really Satan, are you? 160 00:11:18,597 --> 00:11:21,961 Oh, and you're not Lukey Dukey, are you, idiot? 161 00:11:22,438 --> 00:11:27,813 Look, you better have a bunch of good lawyers because I'm going to take you down. 162 00:11:27,813 --> 00:11:30,950 You're a little pipsqueak. Do you know how insignificant you are? 163 00:11:30,950 --> 00:11:32,585 I mean, with one... 164 00:11:32,585 --> 00:11:36,789 I could send you off into the abyss in a little red corvette. 165 00:11:36,789 --> 00:11:41,394 Hey, I've got God on my side, okay? And He created you. 166 00:11:41,394 --> 00:11:43,095 Ugh, got a card? 167 00:11:43,095 --> 00:11:45,898 - I don't have one. - No card? 168 00:11:45,898 --> 00:11:47,593 Well, here's mine. 169 00:11:48,668 --> 00:11:51,330 Call me, anytime. 170 00:11:53,239 --> 00:11:55,139 Hey, don't smoke it. 171 00:11:58,778 --> 00:12:00,712 I'll see you in court, baby. 172 00:12:11,490 --> 00:12:15,426 Oh yeah, nice magic trick, dude! 173 00:12:18,731 --> 00:12:22,902 I needed someone to help me. Someone I could trust. 174 00:12:22,902 --> 00:12:23,984 There was only one person I knew. 175 00:12:24,952 --> 00:12:26,317 Get lost. 176 00:12:27,388 --> 00:12:29,991 Come on, Mel! That's no way to talk to a friend. 177 00:12:29,991 --> 00:12:32,653 Friends don't ask friends to sue Satan. 178 00:12:34,896 --> 00:12:37,729 I really need your help on this one, please. 179 00:12:38,433 --> 00:12:40,968 Luke, I just passed the bar. 180 00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:44,038 I'm not about to sue Satan as my first case. 181 00:12:44,038 --> 00:12:45,528 Find another idiot. 182 00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:49,439 Mel! 183 00:12:57,251 --> 00:13:00,288 The judge actually set a trial date for next week, 184 00:13:00,288 --> 00:13:03,951 which stunned everyone in the courtroom, including me. 185 00:13:05,193 --> 00:13:08,096 After that, I got hit with a million interview requests, 186 00:13:08,096 --> 00:13:11,122 which of course I reluctantly turned down. 187 00:13:11,766 --> 00:13:13,461 Honey, I'm home! 188 00:13:16,003 --> 00:13:18,973 Call him a nutcase, but Luke O'Brien is suing the Devil. 189 00:13:18,973 --> 00:13:20,575 The judge was about to throw out the case 190 00:13:20,575 --> 00:13:24,479 until another man entered in claiming that he himself was, in fact, the Devil. 191 00:13:24,479 --> 00:13:27,676 Talk about another weird day here at the Sydney courthouse. 192 00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:31,419 You sure you want to go through with this? 193 00:13:31,419 --> 00:13:33,410 Yeah, of course. 194 00:13:35,389 --> 00:13:40,088 The Devil's responsible for the mess this whole world's in. 195 00:13:40,928 --> 00:13:42,623 You said it yourself. 196 00:13:42,997 --> 00:13:46,091 Yeah, but I didn't tell you to go out there and sue him! 197 00:13:56,077 --> 00:13:58,375 Why are you doing this, Luke? 198 00:14:01,482 --> 00:14:05,543 Because the devil exists and I have to expose him. 199 00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:08,780 I have to expose him. 200 00:14:08,961 --> 00:14:11,897 Ladies and gentlemen, please. 201 00:14:11,897 --> 00:14:17,169 I'd like to thank you for coming here on such short notice for such a monumental event. 202 00:14:17,169 --> 00:14:21,073 Now, without further a due, I'd like to introduce to you my client, 203 00:14:21,073 --> 00:14:24,338 who prefers that you call him "Prince". 204 00:14:25,811 --> 00:14:28,414 Here you are, your dream team. 205 00:14:28,414 --> 00:14:30,749 The best trial lawyers from around the world... 206 00:14:30,749 --> 00:14:33,152 are here in Sydney for this trial. 207 00:14:33,152 --> 00:14:34,210 Great. 208 00:14:39,625 --> 00:14:43,729 Well, here you are sir, your dream team. 209 00:14:43,729 --> 00:14:47,599 The best, the brightest, the smartest trial lawyers from all over the world. 210 00:14:47,599 --> 00:14:49,362 And the most expensive. 211 00:14:52,504 --> 00:14:56,742 Mr. Ice, Oxford, IQ 214. 212 00:14:56,742 --> 00:14:59,945 He helped defeat a bill that was trying to find a cure for cancer. 213 00:14:59,945 --> 00:15:03,649 I'm not quite sure about the cancer thing, I mean... 214 00:15:03,649 --> 00:15:08,520 when people are dying of cancer they usually think more about God, no? 215 00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:11,857 Well, don't get too paranoid there, Prince, because... 216 00:15:11,857 --> 00:15:14,460 God gets his fair share of cursing too, huh? 217 00:15:14,460 --> 00:15:17,029 They curse God! Well, that's a very smart answer. 218 00:15:17,029 --> 00:15:18,860 Okay, I like you! 219 00:15:20,632 --> 00:15:23,635 Miss Black, Yale law. 220 00:15:23,635 --> 00:15:26,171 The youngest and best litigator in New York. 221 00:15:26,171 --> 00:15:29,208 67 wins, 0 losses. 222 00:15:29,208 --> 00:15:32,277 She helped defeat the electric car in court. 223 00:15:32,277 --> 00:15:34,513 Her clients, big oil. 224 00:15:34,513 --> 00:15:38,984 What would you say if I gave you 100 million dollars 225 00:15:38,984 --> 00:15:42,528 and asked in return for your soul? 226 00:15:43,028 --> 00:15:45,087 100 million for my soul? 227 00:15:45,597 --> 00:15:47,064 What's the catch? 228 00:15:48,300 --> 00:15:50,903 Thank you. Good answer! 229 00:15:50,903 --> 00:15:53,572 - I like this team. - Pleasure to meet you, Prince. 230 00:15:53,572 --> 00:15:56,175 Mr. Think Tank, Harvard law. 231 00:15:56,175 --> 00:15:57,443 - Think Tank. - How do you do, sir? 232 00:15:57,443 --> 00:16:00,646 Helped defeat the passenger bill of rights. 233 00:16:00,146 --> 00:16:03,349 His clients are all the major airlines. 234 00:16:03,349 --> 00:16:06,018 Airlines? Oh, I hate airlines. 235 00:16:06,018 --> 00:16:07,353 Well, what I do love, though, 236 00:16:07,353 --> 00:16:11,624 I love to see people in those huge long lines, don't you? 237 00:16:11,624 --> 00:16:16,262 Waiting for security, taking their stupid shoes off. 238 00:16:16,262 --> 00:16:18,097 I love to see that! 239 00:16:18,097 --> 00:16:21,834 And they added baggage fees. That was my initiative. 240 00:16:21,834 --> 00:16:24,503 Really? I love greed. 241 00:16:24,503 --> 00:16:26,185 - Welcome to the team. - Thank you, sir. 242 00:16:26,385 --> 00:16:27,453 Good. 243 00:16:27,749 --> 00:16:29,541 Ah, Ms. Shy. 244 00:16:30,109 --> 00:16:32,578 Sydney University. Don't let the name fool you. 245 00:16:32,578 --> 00:16:35,081 She is a shark in court. 246 00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:39,418 I hear you're not happy with your remuneration. 247 00:16:39,418 --> 00:16:41,443 I only work for top dollar. 248 00:16:41,687 --> 00:16:45,696 Well, as you should. And what is top dollar to you? 249 00:16:46,196 --> 00:16:48,187 10 million, cash out. 250 00:16:48,701 --> 00:16:51,398 Oh... You sure she's Ms. Shy? 251 00:16:52,002 --> 00:16:54,204 Sith, please! 252 00:16:54,204 --> 00:16:57,298 Don't you want to be involved in taking down Satan? 253 00:16:57,708 --> 00:17:00,176 Putting that way, no I don't. 254 00:17:00,510 --> 00:17:03,580 No one else is helping me out on this. 255 00:17:03,580 --> 00:17:06,105 Besides, I mean, think of all the publicity! 256 00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:08,952 You'll be in every newspaper. 257 00:17:08,952 --> 00:17:11,121 You'll have so many clients from this, 258 00:17:11,121 --> 00:17:13,214 you wont even know where to begin. 259 00:17:14,458 --> 00:17:18,792 Seriously, I really, really need your help on this one, please. 260 00:17:19,596 --> 00:17:23,930 Luke, what if that guy really is Satan, have you thought about that? 261 00:17:24,921 --> 00:17:29,125 Mr. Innocent. You're going to love him. Columbia law. 262 00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:31,995 Represents all the casinos in Vegas. 263 00:17:31,995 --> 00:17:34,664 Vegas! Put it there, my friend. 264 00:17:34,664 --> 00:17:36,567 That is my hometown. 265 00:17:36,567 --> 00:17:40,463 All those gamblers, those idiots, what nitwits they are. 266 00:17:40,463 --> 00:17:44,234 I love it when the dealer has 16 and turns over a 5! 267 00:17:44,234 --> 00:17:47,136 All those idiot faces! I love it! 268 00:17:47,136 --> 00:17:49,305 They look so disappointed! 269 00:17:49,305 --> 00:17:53,443 I helped defeat a stupid lawsuit against the casinos for second hand smoke. 270 00:17:53,443 --> 00:17:57,847 They claim that 1 hour in a casino equals 3 months of passive smoking. 271 00:17:57,847 --> 00:18:00,416 Oh yeah, and so what happened? 272 00:18:00,416 --> 00:18:03,353 Just like my last poker game, I won, of course! 273 00:18:03,353 --> 00:18:07,449 So I'm going to crush Luke O'Brien. That will give me so much joy. 274 00:18:07,724 --> 00:18:10,493 You're doing this for the Lord. 275 00:18:10,493 --> 00:18:13,826 Seriously. And you're going to take a stand in your life! 276 00:18:14,780 --> 00:18:17,015 - Thank you so much - Yeah. 277 00:18:17,015 --> 00:18:20,118 So, Mr. In-Yo-Face, from Stanford Law. 278 00:18:20,118 --> 00:18:22,721 Oh! Stanford Law. Very good! 279 00:18:22,721 --> 00:18:25,324 I know this sounds very egotistical, sir, but... 280 00:18:25,324 --> 00:18:28,093 I am the greatest, so don't worry about a thing. 281 00:18:28,093 --> 00:18:31,119 Good. Isn't that what Muhammad Ali said? 282 00:18:32,197 --> 00:18:35,300 - Professor Fields, NYU. - Hi Prof! 283 00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:38,270 It's a stupid lawsuit sir, and we're going to win. 284 00:18:38,270 --> 00:18:42,875 Alright. Stupid, win. That sounds good to me. Thank you. 285 00:18:42,875 --> 00:18:47,744 And last but not least, Ms. Scarlett. 286 00:18:48,347 --> 00:18:51,145 She represents the tobacco industry. 287 00:18:53,185 --> 00:18:56,054 Then no more need be said! 288 00:18:57,656 --> 00:19:02,025 Quick question. Hands up all those who believe in God. 289 00:19:03,529 --> 00:19:04,661 Alright. 290 00:19:04,663 --> 00:19:08,058 Hands up those who like God. 291 00:19:08,300 --> 00:19:11,531 Like, like, like? No one. 292 00:19:12,137 --> 00:19:16,842 Well, I think our nemesis Luke O'Brien is in your shoes. 293 00:19:16,842 --> 00:19:21,506 He doesn't like God either! Only he doesn't know it yet. 294 00:19:21,947 --> 00:19:26,318 Alright, now, as you all know, this trial is being shown around the world. 295 00:19:26,318 --> 00:19:30,448 I don't have to tell you, my client never loses. 296 00:19:31,290 --> 00:19:32,655 Ever. 297 00:19:33,025 --> 00:19:36,517 So what do we know about this Luke O'Brien? 298 00:19:36,695 --> 00:19:40,432 You don't need to worry about Luke O'Brien, he's done. 299 00:19:40,432 --> 00:19:43,669 Well, let's not underestimate him. 300 00:19:43,669 --> 00:19:47,161 We're not. That's why you're closing him. 301 00:19:50,175 --> 00:19:53,576 And so the first day of the trial arrived. 302 00:19:55,414 --> 00:20:00,681 The jury was selected by a random computer process under some new law. 303 00:20:00,986 --> 00:20:04,080 Now, it was a mad house. 304 00:20:08,378 --> 00:20:11,417 Here we are outside the International Court of Human Rights, 305 00:20:11,417 --> 00:20:15,021 where Luke O'Brien is about to arrive. 306 00:20:15,021 --> 00:20:17,290 Look! Here he is! Here he is! 307 00:20:17,290 --> 00:20:19,659 Luke! Luke! Luke! 308 00:20:19,659 --> 00:20:23,356 Serious question for you, Luke. Are you a moron? 309 00:20:24,163 --> 00:20:25,357 No. 310 00:20:26,733 --> 00:20:29,969 - Luke, you can't be taking this case seriously. - Well, of course I'm taking it seriously. 311 00:20:29,969 --> 00:20:31,971 Do you honestly believe that that's the devil? 312 00:20:31,971 --> 00:20:34,235 The devil is alive and he's well. 313 00:20:34,507 --> 00:20:37,310 Luke, Luke, so why are you suing the devil? 314 00:20:37,310 --> 00:20:40,313 He ruined my life, he ruined this world! 315 00:20:40,313 --> 00:20:42,144 And he has to pay for it. 316 00:20:42,415 --> 00:20:44,784 - Do you really think you have a chance? - Yes. 317 00:20:44,784 --> 00:20:46,945 In my heart I believe I do. 318 00:20:55,061 --> 00:20:57,697 Satan, Satan, do you have anything to say? 319 00:20:57,697 --> 00:20:59,365 I always have something to say. 320 00:20:59,365 --> 00:21:04,064 - Are you really Satan? - Oh yes, how about a little dance with Satan? 321 00:21:06,205 --> 00:21:09,075 Do you expect the public to actually buy you're Satan? 322 00:21:09,075 --> 00:21:11,811 Well do you expect the public to buy that you are... 323 00:21:11,811 --> 00:21:15,577 $12000 in debt on your credit cards? 324 00:21:16,382 --> 00:21:19,218 - How did you know that? - Yeah, start paying them off. 325 00:21:19,218 --> 00:21:21,846 If you're really Satan, then prove it. 326 00:21:22,055 --> 00:21:24,319 Okay, watch this. 327 00:21:28,780 --> 00:21:31,516 All I'd like to say is: 328 00:21:31,516 --> 00:21:34,552 The world is full of losers. 329 00:21:34,552 --> 00:21:38,156 How many people are going to sue me and blame me 330 00:21:38,156 --> 00:21:41,359 because they can't get their act together? 331 00:21:41,359 --> 00:21:44,228 Okay? They're losers! 332 00:21:44,228 --> 00:21:47,432 Mr. Luke O'Brien, are you listening? 333 00:21:47,432 --> 00:21:49,434 Satan, just want to say that I'm a huge fan, 334 00:21:49,434 --> 00:21:51,269 I adore you, I worship you! 335 00:21:51,269 --> 00:21:53,171 - I love Kiss. - What? 336 00:21:53,171 --> 00:21:54,695 Kiss! Kiss! 337 00:21:58,576 --> 00:22:01,943 I hate Kiss. I'm a Tom Jones man. 338 00:22:09,153 --> 00:22:13,825 It's being built as trial of the century, being seen by audiences around the world. 339 00:22:13,825 --> 00:22:17,128 Welcome everyone to "You Decide The verdict". 340 00:22:17,128 --> 00:22:19,530 I'm Barry Polk. Joining me today are... 341 00:22:19,530 --> 00:22:21,366 Tony "The Hip" Anzaldo, 342 00:22:21,366 --> 00:22:24,268 and Jasmine Williams, welcome both. 343 00:22:24,268 --> 00:22:25,336 Tony, why don't we start with you? 344 00:22:25,336 --> 00:22:29,204 Do you think that this guy Luke O'Brien has any chance against Satan? 345 00:22:32,610 --> 00:22:33,542 No. 346 00:22:34,345 --> 00:22:36,336 Well said. Jasmine? 347 00:22:36,681 --> 00:22:39,417 I think the world is pulling for Luke O'Brien, 348 00:22:39,417 --> 00:22:42,153 and we all hope that he prevails. 349 00:22:42,153 --> 00:22:43,381 I don't. 350 00:22:45,023 --> 00:22:48,493 Let's go to Mark Engstrom, who's observing this all the way from... 351 00:22:48,493 --> 00:22:51,529 Tony, you'll like this. London, England. 352 00:22:51,529 --> 00:22:52,518 Mark? 353 00:22:53,531 --> 00:22:58,136 Barry, everyone in the UK. Is fascinated by this case. 354 00:22:58,136 --> 00:23:03,408 And the big question on everyone's mind is whether this really is Satan. 355 00:23:03,408 --> 00:23:05,977 Mark, excuse me a moment, we're going to go right back now, 356 00:23:05,977 --> 00:23:08,468 as the trial is just getting back underway. 357 00:23:38,843 --> 00:23:40,674 All rise! 358 00:23:46,451 --> 00:23:48,180 You may be seated. 359 00:23:50,354 --> 00:23:52,042 Court is now in session. 360 00:23:52,042 --> 00:23:54,340 Are you sure you want to go through with this? 361 00:23:55,679 --> 00:23:57,982 - No. - This jury was selected by a random... 362 00:23:57,982 --> 00:24:00,551 Yes. 363 00:24:00,551 --> 00:24:02,075 Okay. 364 00:24:03,087 --> 00:24:06,624 Since neither party chose to settle, 365 00:24:06,624 --> 00:24:08,559 we will go to trial. 366 00:24:08,559 --> 00:24:11,528 And I want a speedy trial, understood? 367 00:24:12,129 --> 00:24:15,566 You've already turned our court into a media circus. 368 00:24:15,566 --> 00:24:18,002 Plaintiff, your opening statement. 369 00:24:18,002 --> 00:24:20,800 - Plaintiff! - Yes, your honor. 370 00:24:24,842 --> 00:24:27,140 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, 371 00:24:28,513 --> 00:24:31,549 I feel a little inadequate, after all... 372 00:24:31,549 --> 00:24:34,786 I am suing the devil himself. 373 00:24:34,786 --> 00:24:36,687 However, 374 00:24:36,687 --> 00:24:41,181 it's very important that you remember the whole world is at stake here. 375 00:24:41,959 --> 00:24:45,029 And that being over there is the cause of all the world's suffering. 376 00:24:45,029 --> 00:24:47,532 Your honor, objection! 377 00:24:47,532 --> 00:24:52,834 My client isn't a being, he's a fallen angel. 378 00:24:54,205 --> 00:24:56,901 Right. Continue, Mr. O'Brien. 379 00:24:58,573 --> 00:25:01,876 I will prove, with a preponderance of evidence, 380 00:25:01,876 --> 00:25:05,813 that he has caused all the problems and pain of this world. 381 00:25:05,813 --> 00:25:08,483 And the verdict should be rendered against him, 382 00:25:08,483 --> 00:25:10,713 for 8 trillion dollars. 383 00:25:16,991 --> 00:25:18,185 Order! 384 00:25:18,626 --> 00:25:19,957 Order! 385 00:25:23,197 --> 00:25:24,131 Order! 386 00:25:24,131 --> 00:25:27,869 Satan! Satan! Satan! 387 00:25:27,869 --> 00:25:29,427 Order! 388 00:25:30,004 --> 00:25:31,528 Order! 389 00:25:33,007 --> 00:25:36,875 Okay, counsel, for the defense, your opening statement. 390 00:25:42,783 --> 00:25:44,683 The audacity, 391 00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:47,989 the sheer audacity... 392 00:25:47,989 --> 00:25:52,493 to make you poor people leave your jobs 393 00:25:52,493 --> 00:25:55,162 for this hair brain lawsuit, 394 00:25:55,162 --> 00:25:57,398 - it's unbelievable! - Objection! 395 00:25:57,398 --> 00:26:01,402 Sustained. Counsel, please refrain from personal attacks. 396 00:26:01,402 --> 00:26:02,570 I'm sorry, your honor. 397 00:26:02,570 --> 00:26:07,940 Assuming, for argument's sake, that my client in fact is Satan, 398 00:26:08,376 --> 00:26:13,481 we will prove that this man is no way responsible 399 00:26:13,481 --> 00:26:15,816 for this man's problems in society. 400 00:26:15,816 --> 00:26:20,087 And it's a disturbing and reprehensible thing 401 00:26:20,087 --> 00:26:24,292 for him to sue my client who's done him no wrong. 402 00:26:24,292 --> 00:26:27,194 I'm done, let the trial begin! 403 00:26:27,194 --> 00:26:29,685 Plaintiff, your first witness. 404 00:26:32,033 --> 00:26:33,728 Pastor Matthews, 405 00:26:34,802 --> 00:26:37,238 - Is Satan real? - Oh yes, he is. 406 00:26:37,238 --> 00:26:39,640 The Bible taken literally tells us that. 407 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:43,277 Satan is mentioned by name in 47 Bible verses, 408 00:26:43,277 --> 00:26:45,580 - as the devil... - Objection, your honor. 409 00:26:45,580 --> 00:26:49,517 The Bible is not admissible as evidence in this courtroom. 410 00:26:49,517 --> 00:26:50,885 Your honor, 411 00:26:50,885 --> 00:26:55,690 the Bible has been the most reliable source of history than other ever produced. 412 00:26:55,690 --> 00:26:57,758 Let him have it, it's fiction anyway. 413 00:26:57,758 --> 00:26:59,293 Continue, Pastor. 414 00:26:59,293 --> 00:27:02,820 Come on, be magnanimous. Let him have it, we're going to win. 415 00:27:03,332 --> 00:27:07,836 Satan, when he was tempting Jesus, appealed to 3 things. 416 00:27:07,836 --> 00:27:09,111 A lust of the flesh, 417 00:27:09,611 --> 00:27:11,001 the lust of the eyes, 418 00:27:11,019 --> 00:27:12,770 and the boastful pride of man. 419 00:27:12,770 --> 00:27:14,872 And what is his mission? 420 00:27:14,872 --> 00:27:16,908 He opposes everything that is good, 421 00:27:16,908 --> 00:27:20,742 and he seeks to destroy the work of Jesus Christ. 422 00:27:21,079 --> 00:27:22,814 There you have it. 423 00:27:22,814 --> 00:27:26,045 Destroy the work of Jesus Christ. 424 00:27:27,785 --> 00:27:29,980 I have no further questions, your honor. 425 00:27:32,957 --> 00:27:35,159 What is this, Pastor? 426 00:27:35,159 --> 00:27:36,394 It's an apple. 427 00:27:36,394 --> 00:27:38,696 And what if I was to tell you that this was the very apple 428 00:27:38,696 --> 00:27:41,666 that Eve took a bite from in the garden of Eden? 429 00:27:41,666 --> 00:27:43,835 - Would you believe me? - No. 430 00:27:43,835 --> 00:27:45,970 - Why? - Because the apple Eve ate... 431 00:27:45,970 --> 00:27:47,938 would be full of worms by now. 432 00:27:49,073 --> 00:27:51,075 Brilliant deduction. 433 00:27:51,075 --> 00:27:54,979 And so our client over there is guilty of destroying this man's life because... 434 00:27:54,979 --> 00:28:00,218 Because the scripture says the devil is a roaring lion seeking who he may devour. 435 00:28:00,218 --> 00:28:02,687 Sounds pretty guilty to me. 436 00:28:02,687 --> 00:28:05,656 And yet this apple is not from the Garden of Eden. 437 00:28:05,656 --> 00:28:08,359 I understand your question, of course it's not. 438 00:28:08,359 --> 00:28:09,883 Of course. 439 00:28:09,899 --> 00:28:11,401 No further questions, your honor. 440 00:28:11,401 --> 00:28:14,437 Wow, already high drama on the first day of this... 441 00:28:14,437 --> 00:28:17,273 international trial live from Sydney, Australia. 442 00:28:17,273 --> 00:28:20,476 For those of you joining us from around the world, welcome. 443 00:28:20,476 --> 00:28:22,245 Tony, comments? 444 00:28:22,245 --> 00:28:24,347 Satan's law is obviously having a field day here, I mean, 445 00:28:24,347 --> 00:28:26,416 this Luke guy, my heart goes out to him, he's just out of league, 446 00:28:26,416 --> 00:28:30,045 and if he's not careful they are going to have him for their lunch. 447 00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:31,852 Jasmine? 448 00:28:32,989 --> 00:28:36,025 What we need to remember here is that humanity is at stake. 449 00:28:36,025 --> 00:28:38,995 This is clearly good vs. evil. 450 00:28:38,995 --> 00:28:41,589 Jasmine, just lighten it up a bit, okay? 451 00:28:42,832 --> 00:28:45,601 Satan's the one being sued, right? 452 00:28:45,601 --> 00:28:50,273 I mean, Satan's the one being drug by this moron 453 00:28:50,273 --> 00:28:53,876 hithering on and yanked around, jailed for courts and everything. 454 00:28:53,876 --> 00:28:56,572 Come on now, have some empathy. 455 00:28:58,181 --> 00:29:00,081 We'll be right back after this. 456 00:29:01,417 --> 00:29:05,319 Your honor, I'd like to call John Door of Windmile Gas to the stand. 457 00:29:05,788 --> 00:29:10,259 Objection, your honor! What is relevance of this witness, may I ask? 458 00:29:10,259 --> 00:29:12,161 Think man, think! 459 00:29:12,161 --> 00:29:15,392 Oil company, Satan, evil! 460 00:29:21,738 --> 00:29:25,208 - You're John Door of Windmile Gas? - Yes, I am. 461 00:29:25,208 --> 00:29:29,045 - Why are the Petro prices so high, sir? - Are they high? 462 00:29:29,045 --> 00:29:31,147 I hadn't noticed. 463 00:29:31,147 --> 00:29:34,344 You hadn't noticed? What, is stupid your middle name? 464 00:29:35,518 --> 00:29:36,849 Your honor! 465 00:29:37,253 --> 00:29:38,921 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 466 00:29:38,921 --> 00:29:43,126 Counsel, will you refrain from personal attacks, am I clear? 467 00:29:43,126 --> 00:29:45,294 Yes, your honor. I'm sorry, it slipped out. 468 00:29:45,294 --> 00:29:47,930 Your honor, I want it noted on the record 469 00:29:47,930 --> 00:29:51,968 that that vicious unwarned remark was not only unchristian, 470 00:29:51,968 --> 00:29:55,460 but it was vile and wicked. 471 00:29:56,939 --> 00:29:58,595 - So noted. - Thank you. 472 00:29:58,595 --> 00:29:59,496 Continue. 473 00:29:59,496 --> 00:30:02,099 What you and every other loser should do 474 00:30:02,099 --> 00:30:06,695 is make more money and stop complaining. 475 00:30:07,371 --> 00:30:09,473 Why don't you just lower the price of gas? 476 00:30:09,473 --> 00:30:13,443 Because of money. We have to make a profit like everyone else. 477 00:30:13,443 --> 00:30:16,980 Your honor, what is the relevance of this questioning? 478 00:30:16,980 --> 00:30:19,716 Overruled. Continue. 479 00:30:19,716 --> 00:30:22,319 Money, it's a vicious cycle. 480 00:30:22,319 --> 00:30:25,188 Your company raises the price of oil by a few cents 481 00:30:25,188 --> 00:30:27,657 and then it says it's not a monopoly. 482 00:30:27,657 --> 00:30:31,128 And then they take out some clever little ad that says they're a green company 483 00:30:31,128 --> 00:30:32,996 and they're not making any money. 484 00:30:32,996 --> 00:30:37,267 And this year alone you made 50 billion dollars! 485 00:30:37,267 --> 00:30:40,470 Money and greed, don't you think? 486 00:30:40,470 --> 00:30:43,407 Objection! Argumentative! 487 00:30:43,407 --> 00:30:45,308 - Compound! - Ambiguous! 488 00:30:45,308 --> 00:30:49,079 What is the purpose, Mr. O'Brien, of this questioning? 489 00:30:49,079 --> 00:30:52,149 The purpose? To show that the love of money 490 00:30:52,149 --> 00:30:54,777 is indeed the root of all evil. 491 00:30:56,853 --> 00:30:59,523 - Objection again! - Sustained. 492 00:30:59,523 --> 00:31:04,161 Counsel, will you refrain from personal attacks, do you understand me? 493 00:31:04,161 --> 00:31:07,096 Yes, your honor, sorry. 494 00:31:11,902 --> 00:31:15,672 Mr. Door, do you believe in God? 495 00:31:15,672 --> 00:31:17,071 No. 496 00:31:18,942 --> 00:31:20,136 Thank you. 497 00:31:20,777 --> 00:31:22,979 Let's take a quick recess. 498 00:31:22,979 --> 00:31:24,414 Wow! 499 00:31:24,414 --> 00:31:28,018 Well, Tony, it appears that Luke O'Brien has made a remarkable comeback this afternoon. 500 00:31:28,018 --> 00:31:32,122 I'm baffled by this guy, one moment he's an idiot, the next, a genius. 501 00:31:32,122 --> 00:31:35,325 That's right. Now, I've just been informed that we've been joined by 502 00:31:35,325 --> 00:31:39,296 20 more countries broadcasting this event live around the world. 503 00:31:39,296 --> 00:31:43,934 They include Pakistan, Hungary, Chile, Bolivia, Iraq, 504 00:31:43,934 --> 00:31:46,770 and Jasmine if you can believe it or not, North Korea. 505 00:31:46,770 --> 00:31:51,341 Yeah, what this tells me, Barry, is that there's a lot at stake in this trial, 506 00:31:51,341 --> 00:31:54,044 and my prayers are with Luke O'Brien. 507 00:31:54,044 --> 00:31:56,413 And he'll need a lot of prayer. 508 00:31:56,413 --> 00:31:59,041 We'll be right back after this station break. 509 00:32:00,951 --> 00:32:03,511 That was a dirty,... 510 00:32:04,254 --> 00:32:08,358 cheap, rotten trick, O'Brien, and you know it. 511 00:32:08,358 --> 00:32:11,328 My client has nothing to do with the oil industry. 512 00:32:11,328 --> 00:32:15,232 Well maybe you're in denial, Murry, but your client is Satan! 513 00:32:15,232 --> 00:32:18,201 - That ever cross your mind? - Oh, you're so done! 514 00:32:18,201 --> 00:32:19,569 By the time I'm through with you, 515 00:32:19,569 --> 00:32:23,773 you won't even be allowed to take the bar exam in Antarctica. 516 00:32:23,773 --> 00:32:26,071 - Mint? - No, thank you. 517 00:32:35,719 --> 00:32:37,346 What just happened? 518 00:32:37,954 --> 00:32:41,091 Everything's okay, I just told him off. 519 00:32:41,091 --> 00:32:43,627 - Oh, you told him off. - Yes. 520 00:32:43,627 --> 00:32:47,290 Well, I get a sense that we're losing. 521 00:32:47,831 --> 00:32:49,560 Look, don't worry! 522 00:32:50,367 --> 00:32:53,036 Don't you ever tell me not to worry! 523 00:32:53,036 --> 00:32:56,699 Now you better bring him down in the next round, or else! 524 00:32:57,474 --> 00:32:59,567 You haven't seen my bad side! 525 00:33:00,210 --> 00:33:01,768 All rise! 526 00:33:03,013 --> 00:33:06,608 Your honor, the defense calls Luke O'Brien to the stand. 527 00:33:07,484 --> 00:33:09,975 - Why are they calling you now? - I have no idea. 528 00:33:16,492 --> 00:33:18,517 - Take him out. - Yes, sir. 529 00:33:22,533 --> 00:33:26,663 Simple question, Mr. O'Brien. Do you believe in God? 530 00:33:27,104 --> 00:33:28,806 Yes, I do. 531 00:33:28,806 --> 00:33:31,400 Do you believe in Satan? 532 00:33:31,909 --> 00:33:33,477 But of course. 533 00:33:33,794 --> 00:33:35,062 Really? 534 00:33:35,062 --> 00:33:37,865 I hold in my hand an affidavit. 535 00:33:37,865 --> 00:33:42,169 When your mother died, a nurse heard you say, 536 00:33:42,169 --> 00:33:45,038 "God how could you let this happen to me?" 537 00:33:45,038 --> 00:33:46,699 Did you say this? 538 00:33:47,608 --> 00:33:48,905 How's that? 539 00:33:50,944 --> 00:33:53,480 It's not great, it's a little better. 540 00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:56,483 You're so self-satisfied, aren't you? 541 00:33:56,483 --> 00:33:59,975 I want this little pipsqueak destroyed. 542 00:34:00,945 --> 00:34:03,214 Did you say this, Mr. O'Brien? 543 00:34:03,214 --> 00:34:04,515 Yes, I did. 544 00:34:04,515 --> 00:34:10,387 You said, "God, how could you let this happen to me?" 545 00:34:10,387 --> 00:34:12,651 I emphasize the word you. 546 00:34:14,655 --> 00:34:18,614 You were blaming God, not Satan then, right? 547 00:34:22,096 --> 00:34:23,222 Order! 548 00:34:23,797 --> 00:34:28,757 Order! I will not have that disturbance in my court, thank you. 549 00:34:31,038 --> 00:34:33,438 No further questions, your honor. 550 00:34:38,646 --> 00:34:39,980 Order! 551 00:34:39,980 --> 00:34:41,515 Order! 552 00:34:41,515 --> 00:34:42,750 Order! 553 00:34:42,750 --> 00:34:47,988 If I hear that noise again you will be out of this court, do you understand me? 554 00:34:47,988 --> 00:34:49,512 Thank you. 555 00:34:53,855 --> 00:34:58,693 Whoa! It looks like the jury is starting to favor Satan amazingly enough. 556 00:34:58,907 --> 00:35:01,947 I don't know how he can just sit there and take it from Satan's lawyers. 557 00:35:01,947 --> 00:35:04,478 Why would Satan bother to defend himself? 558 00:35:05,104 --> 00:35:09,019 Listen meat face, maybe he had some free time. Who knows? 559 00:35:09,405 --> 00:35:13,730 I know when someones real and not. That guy is real. It's really Satan. 560 00:35:15,361 --> 00:35:18,211 Don't ever call me meat face again. 561 00:35:23,351 --> 00:35:25,444 What have I got myself into here? 562 00:35:26,755 --> 00:35:29,991 That lawyer today, you know, he was right. 563 00:35:29,991 --> 00:35:31,652 About what? 564 00:35:32,961 --> 00:35:34,929 I did blame God... 565 00:35:35,897 --> 00:35:37,694 for my mother's death. 566 00:35:38,867 --> 00:35:41,669 You don't need to beat yourself up about this, 567 00:35:41,669 --> 00:35:46,470 there's so many people that question God in their life. 568 00:35:46,908 --> 00:35:48,808 Yeah, but he had me there. 569 00:35:50,445 --> 00:35:53,481 God could have easily prevented her from dying, 570 00:35:53,481 --> 00:35:55,005 but he didn't. 571 00:36:03,892 --> 00:36:07,521 Your honor, I call Satan to the witness stand. 572 00:36:27,182 --> 00:36:30,485 Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth? 573 00:36:30,485 --> 00:36:33,488 But this doesn't apply to me! 574 00:36:33,488 --> 00:36:38,326 Are you saying for religious reasons you don't want to take the oath? 575 00:36:38,326 --> 00:36:40,954 I'm not religious. 576 00:36:46,367 --> 00:36:48,426 Do you admit you're Satan? 577 00:36:50,471 --> 00:36:55,109 I admit nothing, I see nothing, I hear nothing. 578 00:36:55,109 --> 00:36:58,780 Do you admit that you're the evil being that stalked Eve? 579 00:36:58,780 --> 00:37:01,316 Objection, assuming facts not in evidence. 580 00:37:01,316 --> 00:37:03,818 It hasn't been established that Satan is evil. 581 00:37:03,818 --> 00:37:06,955 - Also leading the witness, your honor! - It's also irrelevant, your honor. 582 00:37:06,955 --> 00:37:11,255 How does overruled sound? Now sit down all of you. 583 00:37:13,328 --> 00:37:16,998 I did not stalk Eve, alright? 584 00:37:16,998 --> 00:37:19,467 Actually she came to me. 585 00:37:19,467 --> 00:37:24,939 Just like you come to me, Luke, over and over again. 586 00:37:24,939 --> 00:37:28,176 I'm sorry, I've never come to you! 587 00:37:28,176 --> 00:37:31,179 I thought the scriptures made it perfectly clear. 588 00:37:31,179 --> 00:37:34,876 "He who loves this world is an enemy of God.' '" 589 00:37:35,483 --> 00:37:37,952 And I guess all those times that you work so hard 590 00:37:37,952 --> 00:37:43,224 to buy those stupid video games instead of praying to God. 591 00:37:43,224 --> 00:37:46,361 Oh come on! Call a spade a spade, 592 00:37:46,361 --> 00:37:49,397 you've come to me many times. 593 00:37:49,397 --> 00:37:52,967 I want to talk about that night in October, at the hospital. 594 00:37:52,967 --> 00:37:55,731 The night my mother was hit by a drunk driver. 595 00:37:56,437 --> 00:37:59,040 - I don't remember. - Just before she died 596 00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:02,677 - I know you were there. - I don't remember. 597 00:38:02,677 --> 00:38:05,580 You don't remember? You don't remember too much, do you? 598 00:38:05,580 --> 00:38:09,175 Well, I don't go around thinking negative thoughts. 599 00:38:10,018 --> 00:38:12,587 Or insignificant ones. 600 00:38:12,587 --> 00:38:14,179 Insignificant? 601 00:38:14,756 --> 00:38:19,994 - My mother was not insignificant. - Oh, I know what this is about. 602 00:38:19,994 --> 00:38:23,398 This is about the fact that your mother died 603 00:38:23,398 --> 00:38:26,734 before you could tell her how much you loved her. 604 00:38:26,734 --> 00:38:28,002 That's not true. 605 00:38:28,002 --> 00:38:31,806 Oh, the guilt you must have felt being bad son. 606 00:38:31,806 --> 00:38:35,710 And what about that time you ripped her Bible up and threw it in the trash, huh? 607 00:38:35,710 --> 00:38:40,848 Oh yeah, good going boy, you really showed her and God. 608 00:38:40,848 --> 00:38:43,017 You stop, I'm telling you! 609 00:38:43,017 --> 00:38:45,687 - Aw Lukey! - You stop talking about my mother! 610 00:38:45,687 --> 00:38:50,091 She must have brought you up so well and she died so young, Lukey boy. 611 00:38:50,091 --> 00:38:51,492 - Security! - I'll kill you! 612 00:38:51,492 --> 00:38:53,962 - Security! - Don't talk about my mother! 613 00:38:53,962 --> 00:38:56,397 I didn't mention your mother! 614 00:38:56,397 --> 00:38:58,833 I mean, look at this guy, your honor, look at him! 615 00:38:58,833 --> 00:39:00,902 I mean, is that Christian like? 616 00:39:00,902 --> 00:39:02,870 Does that look like a Christian to you? 617 00:39:02,870 --> 00:39:04,439 - Mr. O'Brien! - I'll kill you! 618 00:39:04,439 --> 00:39:05,873 Don't you talk about my mother! 619 00:39:05,873 --> 00:39:07,397 - Order! - Get off! 620 00:39:08,242 --> 00:39:11,012 - Order! - I didn't mention his mother! 621 00:39:11,012 --> 00:39:13,815 - Mr. O'Brien! - That's no Christian! 622 00:39:13,815 --> 00:39:16,551 - That man's barbarian! - Mr. O'Brien! 623 00:39:16,551 --> 00:39:20,388 You lose it again in my court and I'll have you held in contempt! 624 00:39:20,388 --> 00:39:22,657 Get off me, get off me! 625 00:39:22,657 --> 00:39:25,455 - Understood? - Yes, your honor. 626 00:39:28,229 --> 00:39:30,823 I apologize, I'm terribly sorry. 627 00:39:31,733 --> 00:39:33,668 - That's alright. - My mother was a saint. 628 00:39:33,668 --> 00:39:35,659 Alright, apology taken. 629 00:39:36,571 --> 00:39:38,139 My mother was a saint! 630 00:39:38,139 --> 00:39:40,675 I'm sure she was. 631 00:39:40,675 --> 00:39:45,313 But it's not my fault, is it? I mean, I'm not to blame. 632 00:39:45,313 --> 00:39:47,247 Think Luke, think. 633 00:39:47,782 --> 00:39:49,841 No further questions for now. 634 00:39:50,318 --> 00:39:54,022 - Let's all take a quick recess. - Hey Lukey boy, Lukey! 635 00:39:54,022 --> 00:39:56,149 A quick recess! 636 00:40:04,165 --> 00:40:08,936 Remember, it's about winning the jury, okay? 637 00:40:08,936 --> 00:40:13,873 It's like a bad dream or something, I can't get out of. 638 00:40:15,114 --> 00:40:18,317 Well, well, well, what do you guys make of this? 639 00:40:18,317 --> 00:40:21,154 Well, if you want my opinion, Barry, that guy... 640 00:40:21,154 --> 00:40:24,521 is one burrito short of a combo plate. 641 00:40:24,857 --> 00:40:29,128 Yes, but did Satan convince the jury that he's not responsible for Mr. O'Brien's mother. 642 00:40:29,128 --> 00:40:32,331 Of course! The wimp is blaming everybody but himself, 643 00:40:32,331 --> 00:40:34,700 it's pathetic, it's pitiful, look at that! 644 00:40:34,700 --> 00:40:36,335 Jasmine, thoughts? 645 00:40:36,335 --> 00:40:40,406 What is this love affair with Satan? We're talking about Lucifer here, 646 00:40:40,406 --> 00:40:42,675 the monster that brought down all of humanity, 647 00:40:42,675 --> 00:40:45,711 and you're waxing on about Satan having a field day, what is this? 648 00:40:45,711 --> 00:40:48,915 Alright guys, let's try to have some civility here, let's maintain order. 649 00:40:48,915 --> 00:40:51,951 First of all, that's not Satan. 650 00:40:51,951 --> 00:40:54,249 You know how I know that? I've seen Satan. 651 00:40:56,355 --> 00:41:00,348 Here, you've seen Satan? 652 00:41:03,763 --> 00:41:05,731 Alright guys, excuse me. Could we just... 653 00:41:05,731 --> 00:41:08,935 I think the audience would like to stick to the legal issues. 654 00:41:08,935 --> 00:41:14,430 Bottom line, Barry, Luke's in over his head and he's no match for Satan! 655 00:41:17,810 --> 00:41:20,040 Good, now what have we got? 656 00:41:20,346 --> 00:41:23,449 - Now the gloves are coming off, my friend... - That's what I want to hear. 657 00:41:23,449 --> 00:41:28,788 That's what I want to hear. I want you to go low, low, low. 658 00:41:28,788 --> 00:41:31,570 I want this boy destroyed. 659 00:41:31,570 --> 00:41:33,720 - He's gone. - Yeah, good. 660 00:41:33,720 --> 00:41:35,066 He is sweet but... 661 00:41:35,066 --> 00:41:36,522 Sending some emails huh? 662 00:41:36,522 --> 00:41:37,684 Oh, spam. 663 00:41:38,257 --> 00:41:40,697 I love... Do you love spam too? 664 00:41:40,697 --> 00:41:45,396 Okay, court is back in session. Counsel, proceed. 665 00:41:46,737 --> 00:41:48,204 Counsel? 666 00:41:53,177 --> 00:41:56,203 Plaintiff calls Satan to the stand. 667 00:41:59,616 --> 00:42:02,119 In the Bible, in the book of Job, 668 00:42:02,119 --> 00:42:06,579 you attack Job both physically and spiritually. Why is that? 669 00:42:08,125 --> 00:42:13,119 Finally, in this courtroom, an intelligent question. 670 00:42:14,164 --> 00:42:17,467 The short answer is... 671 00:42:17,467 --> 00:42:20,265 because I wanted to test him. 672 00:42:20,971 --> 00:42:23,607 And he passed your test? 673 00:42:23,607 --> 00:42:27,711 Yes, I know it's hard to believe, but yes, he passed. 674 00:42:27,711 --> 00:42:33,250 So doesn't that prove you're responsible for at least one person's suffering? 675 00:42:33,250 --> 00:42:34,842 Perhaps. 676 00:42:35,552 --> 00:42:41,091 So why couldn't you be responsible for the rest of the world's suffering too? 677 00:42:41,091 --> 00:42:44,294 Your honor, objection! Leading the witness! 678 00:42:44,294 --> 00:42:47,457 Overruled. Witness will answer the question. 679 00:42:49,366 --> 00:42:51,668 Look, I'm not omnipresent. 680 00:42:51,668 --> 00:42:55,272 I can't be in two places at the same time, only God can. 681 00:42:55,272 --> 00:42:58,442 God could stop me anytime, but he doesn't. 682 00:42:58,442 --> 00:43:01,912 Really he's the one you should be asking these questions to. 683 00:43:01,912 --> 00:43:07,544 Oh, and by the way, what does that tell you about the big guy upstairs? 684 00:43:07,751 --> 00:43:11,121 If he can stop evil and doesn't, 685 00:43:11,121 --> 00:43:13,919 what does that tell you about him? 686 00:43:14,358 --> 00:43:18,195 Well, I guess it tells me that he's given everyone a free will. 687 00:43:18,195 --> 00:43:21,798 Objection, she can't answer questions from the witness! 688 00:43:21,798 --> 00:43:24,868 Sustained. Please keep your opinions to yourself. 689 00:43:24,868 --> 00:43:26,335 Of course, your honor. 690 00:43:27,571 --> 00:43:29,471 Any further questions? 691 00:43:30,507 --> 00:43:31,599 No. 692 00:43:37,180 --> 00:43:39,671 Bailiff! Bailiff, do something! 693 00:43:41,925 --> 00:43:45,896 Stay calm everyone please, how did it get, what? 694 00:43:45,896 --> 00:43:48,694 Bailiff, get it out of the court! 695 00:43:53,706 --> 00:43:55,508 - What's your next move? - Hey guys, 696 00:43:55,508 --> 00:43:57,677 just a bit of time out, okay? 697 00:43:57,677 --> 00:43:59,372 I just have to use the bathroom. 698 00:44:00,213 --> 00:44:01,373 Alright. 699 00:44:12,625 --> 00:44:14,559 Are you waiting? 700 00:44:14,861 --> 00:44:16,522 Give it a few minutes. 701 00:44:17,530 --> 00:44:19,122 Bad oysters. 702 00:44:19,999 --> 00:44:22,365 Why are you here defending yourself? 703 00:44:23,069 --> 00:44:25,401 Why are you suing me? 704 00:44:26,839 --> 00:44:29,008 Well, I didn't think you'd show, did I? 705 00:44:29,008 --> 00:44:33,012 You didn't think I'd show? What kind of a gutless thing is that to say? 706 00:44:33,012 --> 00:44:34,639 So why did you show? 707 00:44:35,081 --> 00:44:37,817 I'm here to defend my honor. 708 00:44:37,817 --> 00:44:40,019 Your honor? You're a snake! 709 00:44:40,019 --> 00:44:44,590 You be careful, O'Brien, I could sue you for liable and slander. 710 00:44:44,590 --> 00:44:47,727 Truth is the defense against slander. 711 00:44:47,727 --> 00:44:51,330 Oh yeah, of course, I forgot you know the law, don't you? 712 00:44:51,330 --> 00:44:54,934 Alright. Yep, you can call me a snake. 713 00:44:54,934 --> 00:44:59,166 Actually, I think snakes are pretty cool. Ever eaten one? 714 00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:04,443 You know, what I can't figure out is why did you turn against God. 715 00:45:04,443 --> 00:45:07,680 You were a worshipped leader, you're a good looking angel, 716 00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:08,980 and you throw it all away. 717 00:45:09,362 --> 00:45:13,099 Listen, I don't like to dwell on the past, 718 00:45:13,099 --> 00:45:15,795 but if you're looking for the short answer, 719 00:45:16,436 --> 00:45:19,462 I thought that I... 720 00:45:20,006 --> 00:45:21,997 could be God. 721 00:45:23,476 --> 00:45:24,844 Big mistake. 722 00:45:24,612 --> 00:45:26,313 Why aren't you afraid? 723 00:45:26,744 --> 00:45:28,512 Afraid? Afraid of what? 724 00:45:28,512 --> 00:45:32,683 Well, I am the guy who sent Jesus Christ to be crucified. 725 00:45:32,683 --> 00:45:35,586 - Think about that. - Ah, think again! 726 00:45:35,586 --> 00:45:38,255 See, Jesus willingly went to the cross 727 00:45:38,255 --> 00:45:42,326 and that was the biggest mistake of your life, pal. 728 00:45:42,326 --> 00:45:46,319 Do you remember the Garden of Gethsemane? 729 00:45:46,864 --> 00:45:51,824 All the disciples were asleep, he had no one to turn to. 730 00:45:52,903 --> 00:45:57,374 He still went through with it! I mean, it's unbelievable! 731 00:45:57,374 --> 00:46:01,812 Yeah, what a great guy. That's why I owe him big. 732 00:46:01,812 --> 00:46:06,450 Listen you chomp, chomp, you're going to lose this case, 733 00:46:06,450 --> 00:46:09,286 you're going to be the laughing stalk of the word! I mean... 734 00:46:09,286 --> 00:46:11,288 little kids are going to point at you and go, 735 00:46:11,288 --> 00:46:14,724 "isn't that the moron who tried to sue Satan?" 736 00:46:17,394 --> 00:46:20,297 Listen, don't talk to that little punk without me present. 737 00:46:20,297 --> 00:46:21,765 Do not. Please. 738 00:46:21,765 --> 00:46:25,702 - Is everything under control, Mr. Banks? - Of course it is. 739 00:46:25,702 --> 00:46:28,136 Remember, we don't lose ever. 740 00:46:28,806 --> 00:46:33,743 Good. Don't ever say lose to me! 741 00:46:38,449 --> 00:46:39,882 Have a nice day. 742 00:46:44,521 --> 00:46:46,557 Am I right in saying that... 743 00:46:46,557 --> 00:46:51,392 you dropped out of school because you couldn't stand the pressure? 744 00:46:52,896 --> 00:46:54,198 Yes. 745 00:46:54,198 --> 00:46:58,235 And that was Satan's fault? 746 00:46:58,235 --> 00:47:00,471 No, that was mine. 747 00:47:00,471 --> 00:47:02,272 - It was yours. - Yeah. 748 00:47:02,272 --> 00:47:05,709 And presently you're studying at Billy's... 749 00:47:05,709 --> 00:47:08,512 Counsel, please keep your hands off the witness. 750 00:47:08,512 --> 00:47:11,849 Your honor, I'm sorry, he just reminds me of my son. 751 00:47:11,849 --> 00:47:12,816 That's... 752 00:47:12,816 --> 00:47:19,346 So how does Billy's College of night law compare with other colleges? 753 00:47:20,524 --> 00:47:21,923 How would I know? 754 00:47:22,359 --> 00:47:26,663 Well, I went to Harvard law school, how does it compare with that? 755 00:47:26,663 --> 00:47:28,465 Objection! 756 00:47:28,465 --> 00:47:30,968 You're objecting to your own counsel? 757 00:47:30,968 --> 00:47:34,738 Your honor, I'd like to rebuke my own counsel if I may. 758 00:47:34,738 --> 00:47:37,605 Please, come here! 759 00:47:39,142 --> 00:47:41,678 How dare you ridicule that man in front of everybody? 760 00:47:41,678 --> 00:47:45,249 - I was just trying to point out... - Who cares if you're from Harvard? 761 00:47:45,249 --> 00:47:50,454 Big deal! Nobody cares, listen to me now, because I'm the boss, not you. 762 00:47:50,454 --> 00:47:54,324 We're here representing that man over there. This is not your show. 763 00:47:54,324 --> 00:47:56,326 So you know what? Get out! 764 00:47:56,326 --> 00:47:58,089 - What? - You're fired! 765 00:48:02,799 --> 00:48:07,204 Your honor, excuse me for my outburst, I am truly sorry. 766 00:48:07,204 --> 00:48:11,308 If it pleases the court I would like to replace counsel with co-counsel. 767 00:48:11,308 --> 00:48:14,545 - The lovely Ms. Scarlett. - Substitution granted. 768 00:48:14,545 --> 00:48:17,275 - Thank you. - Continue with the questioning, please. 769 00:48:24,655 --> 00:48:26,088 Nice trick. 770 00:48:26,590 --> 00:48:28,990 You ain't seen nothing yet. 771 00:48:30,761 --> 00:48:33,363 We're losing the case Luke. Do you realize that? 772 00:48:33,363 --> 00:48:35,465 Yeah, I noticed. 773 00:48:35,465 --> 00:48:38,923 I can't believe the jury is on Satan's side! 774 00:48:39,436 --> 00:48:42,773 Gosh, I'm going to go down as the worst lawyer in the history of law. 775 00:48:42,773 --> 00:48:45,142 Luke, he's deceiving the jury. 776 00:48:45,142 --> 00:48:46,843 Yeah, he sure is. 777 00:48:46,843 --> 00:48:49,713 I know that, he even tricked me. 778 00:48:49,713 --> 00:48:51,738 What am I suppose to do? 779 00:48:53,283 --> 00:48:55,419 - You okay? - Yeah, I'm good. 780 00:48:55,419 --> 00:48:56,753 - You sure? - Yeah. 781 00:48:56,753 --> 00:49:00,450 - Are you ready to do this the Lord's way? - The Lord's way? 782 00:49:01,191 --> 00:49:05,028 That's what I think I've been doing, I'm suing the devil in case you haven't noticed. 783 00:49:05,028 --> 00:49:07,230 For who's gain? Yours or his? 784 00:49:07,230 --> 00:49:11,633 Honey, it's a little more complicated than that, you wouldn't understand. 785 00:49:11,835 --> 00:49:14,738 You know, guys, it's funny, because most people 786 00:49:14,738 --> 00:49:18,175 are in a spiritual battle every single day of their life 787 00:49:18,175 --> 00:49:22,980 and they just go about their busy lives never fulfilling what God really intended for them. 788 00:49:22,980 --> 00:49:24,748 Meaning? 789 00:49:24,748 --> 00:49:29,419 Meaning that Satan doesn't care about those who are too busy for God, 790 00:49:29,419 --> 00:49:32,820 he only cares about those who are too busy for Satan. 791 00:49:34,558 --> 00:49:37,083 - Good morning. - Are you at the witness stand today? 792 00:49:37,761 --> 00:49:40,430 I would just like to say, my statement is this: 793 00:49:40,430 --> 00:49:45,435 This trial has been made out to be a trial of good vs. evil. 794 00:49:45,435 --> 00:49:49,473 Now I have nothing personal against Mr. Luke O'Brien, 795 00:49:49,473 --> 00:49:52,542 he's a misguided Bible thumper, that's all. 796 00:49:52,542 --> 00:49:55,705 Anyway, we'll have a good contest, thank you. 797 00:49:57,403 --> 00:49:59,605 Mr. Satan, sir, can you tell us what hell is like? 798 00:49:59,605 --> 00:50:03,234 Oh yes, it's very warm there. Why, do you want to come and see? 799 00:50:03,709 --> 00:50:05,677 If you're Satan, than prove it. 800 00:50:09,615 --> 00:50:11,048 What happened to him? 801 00:50:33,038 --> 00:50:35,040 Hey blind man, 802 00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:37,509 you really think the end is near? 803 00:50:37,509 --> 00:50:41,001 I believe Jesus is coming back soon, yes. 804 00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:45,517 - And why is that? - I may be blind, but I can see. 805 00:50:45,517 --> 00:50:48,621 The book of Luke says, "Watch out so you are not deceived," 806 00:50:48,621 --> 00:50:51,457 for many will come in my name claiming I am he, 807 00:50:51,457 --> 00:50:54,393 - Yeah, yeah, thank you. - The time is near. 808 00:50:54,393 --> 00:50:59,698 Then he said to them, the nation will rise against nation, kingdom against kingdom, 809 00:50:59,698 --> 00:51:04,370 there will be great earthquakes, famine and diseases in various places.' ' 810 00:51:04,370 --> 00:51:08,807 Oh, I truly believe that we are the last generation. 811 00:51:17,149 --> 00:51:21,220 Congratulations sir, it's looking like a slam dunk to me. 812 00:51:21,220 --> 00:51:23,889 Oh really, a slam dunk? 813 00:51:23,889 --> 00:51:27,092 - Is something wrong? - No, no. 814 00:51:27,092 --> 00:51:31,130 Do you remember seeing that blind guy outside? 815 00:51:31,130 --> 00:51:34,500 - Blind guy? - Yeah, I wonder where he went. 816 00:51:34,500 --> 00:51:37,403 Look, we've got this jury locked. 817 00:51:37,403 --> 00:51:41,006 The way this case is done if we don't screw it up, okay? 818 00:51:41,006 --> 00:51:43,634 - Oh, we've got them locked, huh? - Locked. 819 00:51:44,643 --> 00:51:46,145 You know, 820 00:51:46,145 --> 00:51:48,981 I think we're going to have to alter course. 821 00:51:48,981 --> 00:51:50,915 All rise! 822 00:52:02,189 --> 00:52:04,282 Can you explain evil to me? 823 00:52:05,692 --> 00:52:07,421 Did you hear my question? 824 00:52:08,028 --> 00:52:09,086 Yes. 825 00:52:10,130 --> 00:52:11,392 Well? 826 00:52:12,432 --> 00:52:15,731 Evil is good. 827 00:52:17,871 --> 00:52:20,863 Did you just say that evil is good? 828 00:52:21,475 --> 00:52:24,211 You still don't get it, do you? 829 00:52:24,211 --> 00:52:26,680 There wouldn't be good without evil 830 00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:30,217 and conversely, there wouldn't be evil without good. 831 00:52:30,217 --> 00:52:31,852 Well, then Ezekiel... 832 00:52:31,852 --> 00:52:33,587 - Ezekiel? - Yeah. 833 00:52:33,587 --> 00:52:36,156 - Oh one of my favorites. - Oh yeah. 834 00:52:36,156 --> 00:52:37,896 He says a nice one about you. 835 00:52:37,991 --> 00:52:38,605 So what? 836 00:52:39,105 --> 00:52:41,184 So what? So you thought you were God, 837 00:52:41,184 --> 00:52:44,176 and that was a little bit silly, wasn't it? 838 00:52:45,655 --> 00:52:49,326 What kind of a question is that, your honor? 839 00:52:49,326 --> 00:52:50,520 Your honor! 840 00:52:51,194 --> 00:52:54,531 - Who is Jesus Christ to you? - I'm sorry? 841 00:52:54,531 --> 00:52:57,567 I said, who is Jesus Christ? 842 00:52:57,567 --> 00:52:59,836 Your honor, what's that got to do with anything? 843 00:52:59,836 --> 00:53:01,605 Objection, your honor, come on! 844 00:53:01,605 --> 00:53:05,275 - Where are we going with this? - Overruled. Proceed. 845 00:53:05,275 --> 00:53:06,576 Your honor, please... 846 00:53:06,576 --> 00:53:10,213 Will you sit your jack in the box face down! 847 00:53:10,213 --> 00:53:11,407 Got it? 848 00:53:11,982 --> 00:53:13,609 Thank you, counsel. 849 00:53:14,885 --> 00:53:17,945 Who is Jesus Christ? 850 00:53:21,825 --> 00:53:24,089 Witness will answer the question. 851 00:53:24,628 --> 00:53:25,788 Yes, your honor. 852 00:53:26,596 --> 00:53:27,893 Jesus Christ. 853 00:53:28,665 --> 00:53:29,689 Fine. 854 00:53:31,835 --> 00:53:34,504 He was a good teacher, that's it, nothing more! 855 00:53:34,504 --> 00:53:38,308 He was a good teacher? I don't recall him saying anything like that. 856 00:53:38,308 --> 00:53:40,844 Alright, he said he was God. 857 00:53:40,844 --> 00:53:44,147 - I'm sorry, what's he said? - Big deal! 858 00:53:44,147 --> 00:53:45,415 You heard me. 859 00:53:45,415 --> 00:53:49,146 He said that he was what? Could you repeat that again for the jury and the court? 860 00:53:49,953 --> 00:53:51,488 Did you get that? 861 00:53:51,488 --> 00:53:55,825 I am not repeating it, if you've got wax in your ears clean them out. 862 00:53:55,825 --> 00:54:00,785 But the biggest mistake you made was crucifying him, isn't that right? 863 00:54:01,364 --> 00:54:03,500 You'd better watch your mouth, boy. 864 00:54:03,500 --> 00:54:06,060 You thought you had it all figured out, didn't you? 865 00:54:08,572 --> 00:54:11,769 You watch your mouth, boy. 866 00:54:14,377 --> 00:54:18,336 Look around you. What do you see? 867 00:54:34,731 --> 00:54:39,794 Is that right? Why don't you look around? What do you see? 868 00:54:48,178 --> 00:54:49,813 Who are you? 869 00:54:49,813 --> 00:54:52,749 I am a believer in Jesus Christ 870 00:54:52,749 --> 00:54:55,843 and a lover of God, and that's all I have to be. 871 00:54:56,853 --> 00:55:00,345 Excuse me, Mr. O'Brien, any further questions? 872 00:55:00,657 --> 00:55:05,595 Wow, wow! So here we go, another turn of events. What do you make of this? 873 00:55:05,595 --> 00:55:09,395 What we're seeing I don't think we'll witness again in our lifetime. 874 00:55:09,933 --> 00:55:11,332 What just happened? 875 00:55:12,702 --> 00:55:14,397 Dropping loser! 876 00:55:15,171 --> 00:55:19,665 Alright, gloves are off. From now on, hardball. 877 00:55:24,112 --> 00:55:26,273 Where did that come from? 878 00:55:27,248 --> 00:55:28,613 I don't know. 879 00:55:30,151 --> 00:55:31,277 It's like... 880 00:55:31,527 --> 00:55:32,892 Hold on a second. 881 00:55:36,665 --> 00:55:37,689 Hey. 882 00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:41,043 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 883 00:55:41,043 --> 00:55:43,011 I just got a headache. 884 00:55:44,079 --> 00:55:45,478 Don't worry. 885 00:55:46,649 --> 00:55:49,516 Quiet in the courts, all rise. 886 00:55:50,653 --> 00:55:52,587 Court is in session. 887 00:55:53,256 --> 00:55:54,746 You may be seated. 888 00:55:59,895 --> 00:56:04,525 Mr. O'Brien, have you ever done Internet porn? 889 00:56:08,270 --> 00:56:11,068 - Yes. - How many times? 890 00:56:13,842 --> 00:56:15,510 I don't know. 891 00:56:16,895 --> 00:56:23,001 Mr. O'Brien, did you or did you not use the "F" word 892 00:56:23,001 --> 00:56:24,769 when somebody cut you off on the freeway last week? 893 00:56:24,769 --> 00:56:27,539 Objection! This is hearsay, your honor! 894 00:56:27,539 --> 00:56:30,008 Where did you find this information? 895 00:56:30,144 --> 00:56:33,281 - Did you use... - Yes! Yes I did. 896 00:56:33,281 --> 00:56:38,019 - Look, this guy cut me off... - Yes or no, Mr. O'Brien? 897 00:56:38,019 --> 00:56:39,387 Yes. 898 00:56:39,195 --> 00:56:42,199 - How's that for low blows? - Not low enough. 899 00:56:43,904 --> 00:56:44,995 How low should we go? 900 00:56:47,564 --> 00:56:50,772 Go as low as hell. 901 00:57:01,060 --> 00:57:02,721 Mr. O'Brian, 902 00:57:03,662 --> 00:57:07,325 do you know what audacious means, Mr O'Brian? 903 00:57:08,067 --> 00:57:09,159 Yes. 904 00:57:09,661 --> 00:57:15,233 Don't you find it audacious to waste the time of these precious jurors 905 00:57:15,233 --> 00:57:18,532 with your frivolous lawsuit? 906 00:57:21,807 --> 00:57:22,707 No. 907 00:57:22,707 --> 00:57:27,546 How can you sit there with that smug look on your face 908 00:57:27,546 --> 00:57:30,115 and have no shame? 909 00:57:30,115 --> 00:57:34,519 Objection he's... scolding the witness! 910 00:57:34,519 --> 00:57:38,757 Scolding the witness? What does that mean? I've never even heard of that objection. 911 00:57:38,757 --> 00:57:41,885 Did you also learn that at Billy Simon's night law school? 912 00:57:44,855 --> 00:57:50,088 And did you use a racist remark last week? 913 00:57:53,464 --> 00:57:55,227 Yes. 914 00:57:55,632 --> 00:57:58,802 - What did you say? - I don't remember. 915 00:57:58,802 --> 00:58:00,963 And when did you become a Christian again? 916 00:58:02,005 --> 00:58:06,343 Listen, I accepted Jesus Christ into my heart 7 years ago. 917 00:58:06,343 --> 00:58:08,545 7 years! 918 00:58:08,545 --> 00:58:12,538 And still using profanity and making racist remarks. 919 00:58:15,285 --> 00:58:16,809 No further questions. 920 00:58:17,554 --> 00:58:19,823 Mr. O'Brien, what other racist things have you said? 921 00:58:19,823 --> 00:58:23,627 - Are you a racist? - Are you a member of the KKK? 922 00:58:23,627 --> 00:58:26,396 What kind of person are you? You call yourself a Christian? 923 00:58:26,396 --> 00:58:27,865 Excuse me. 924 00:58:27,865 --> 00:58:30,129 How does it feel to be on the losing side? 925 00:58:31,168 --> 00:58:32,692 Is it true you're filing for divorce? 926 00:58:34,671 --> 00:58:37,741 Have you ever been so down. 927 00:58:37,741 --> 00:58:41,078 You had no had nowhere else to go but up? 928 00:58:41,078 --> 00:58:42,909 Dear Lord God, 929 00:58:44,148 --> 00:58:47,640 I realize I blamed everyone but myself. 930 00:58:48,118 --> 00:58:53,023 I even blamed Satan, but I couldn't see my own faults, 931 00:58:53,023 --> 00:58:55,492 my own flesh. 932 00:58:55,492 --> 00:58:58,395 Forgive me, Lord. Forgive me! 933 00:58:58,395 --> 00:59:01,296 Because of all the people on this Earth, 934 00:59:01,798 --> 00:59:04,790 I am truly the biggest hypocrite 935 00:59:05,469 --> 00:59:07,437 and the worst sinner. 936 00:59:10,340 --> 00:59:14,545 Give me another chance to do the right thing the right way, 937 00:59:14,545 --> 00:59:17,309 your way, your will. 938 00:59:18,415 --> 00:59:20,576 I want to win this case. 939 00:59:25,022 --> 00:59:29,159 Barry, most of the legal experts pretty much agree that this case is over. 940 00:59:29,159 --> 00:59:32,696 Luke O'Brien lost the jury and lost the case. 941 00:59:32,696 --> 00:59:35,566 Amazing, so his past came back to haunt him. 942 00:59:35,566 --> 00:59:37,201 Yes, it did. 943 00:59:37,201 --> 00:59:39,436 Alright, let's go to Mark, live in London. 944 00:59:39,436 --> 00:59:43,099 Mark, what is the consensus of the people there in England? 945 00:59:43,674 --> 00:59:49,046 Barry, most people I've spoken to, all agree that Luke O'Brien is a hypocrite. 946 00:59:49,046 --> 00:59:52,641 He's suing the devil when he should be suing himself. 947 00:59:59,356 --> 01:00:02,192 God anointed Jesus of Nazareth 948 01:00:02,192 --> 01:00:05,929 with the Holy Spirit and power, and he went around doing good 949 01:00:05,929 --> 01:00:09,466 and healing all who were under the power of the devil, 950 01:00:09,466 --> 01:00:10,490 what is... 951 01:00:11,935 --> 01:00:14,838 - What does that mean to you? - Wow, you're amazing, 952 01:00:14,838 --> 01:00:18,205 you just spout this stuff all day long, don't you? 953 01:00:19,977 --> 01:00:21,878 What does it mean to me? 954 01:00:21,878 --> 01:00:26,178 Absolutely zip, zilch, zippo. 955 01:00:27,684 --> 01:00:33,590 The thief he cometh but for to steal to kill and to destroy. 956 01:00:33,590 --> 01:00:38,687 I'll tell you what, though. I wish I had the power to make you disappear. 957 01:00:39,062 --> 01:00:42,088 You are boring me to death! 958 01:00:42,599 --> 01:00:46,865 And Jesus was referring to you, so I question... 959 01:00:48,005 --> 01:00:50,902 how many people have you killed? 960 01:00:51,041 --> 01:00:54,161 Alright, alright. Let's do the totally here. 961 01:00:55,156 --> 01:00:58,726 According to the Bible, I killed 10 people. 962 01:00:58,726 --> 01:01:00,661 Job's family, that's it! 963 01:01:00,661 --> 01:01:03,197 But how many people has God killed in the flood? 964 01:01:03,197 --> 01:01:06,567 Some estimates over 100 million people! 965 01:01:06,567 --> 01:01:10,171 - Why can't you just be truthful? - You want the truth? 966 01:01:10,171 --> 01:01:13,197 You can't handle the truth! 967 01:01:14,976 --> 01:01:16,577 Order! 968 01:01:16,577 --> 01:01:19,102 I can handle the truth. 969 01:01:22,249 --> 01:01:25,419 You know, Jesus said, 970 01:01:25,419 --> 01:01:29,947 "I cometh so they might have an abundance of life." 971 01:01:31,892 --> 01:01:35,396 He also said, "I am the good shepherd, 972 01:01:35,396 --> 01:01:38,957 and the good shepherd giveth his life for the sheep." 973 01:01:40,007 --> 01:01:44,912 Would you give your life for a human being as Jesus did? 974 01:01:44,912 --> 01:01:46,812 Certainly not. 975 01:01:47,782 --> 01:01:49,550 Humans are trash. 976 01:01:49,550 --> 01:01:52,075 I'm just the trash collector. 977 01:01:53,654 --> 01:01:56,724 - Well put, Satan. - Your honor, I don't think we can keep... 978 01:01:56,724 --> 01:01:58,759 Sit down! 979 01:01:58,759 --> 01:02:02,530 Why do you get so upset when I mention the name Jesus Christ? 980 01:02:02,530 --> 01:02:05,533 Why don't you ask me something fun? Like death? 981 01:02:05,533 --> 01:02:06,775 Ask me about death, come on! 982 01:02:06,775 --> 01:02:08,610 How many people do you think are going to hell? 983 01:02:09,352 --> 01:02:11,354 I don't know. You keep score, tell me. 984 01:02:11,354 --> 01:02:15,158 Over 2 billion people, according to the book of Revelations. 985 01:02:15,158 --> 01:02:18,395 - What do you say about that? - That man is wicked, 986 01:02:18,395 --> 01:02:21,531 God is just, and you're partially to blame. 987 01:02:21,531 --> 01:02:25,335 Oh yeah, you ever been to hell, boy? 988 01:02:25,335 --> 01:02:27,270 Not a fun place. 989 01:02:27,270 --> 01:02:28,229 That's too bad, huh? 990 01:02:28,700 --> 01:02:30,930 Because that's where you're going! 991 01:02:37,910 --> 01:02:39,070 Order! 992 01:02:39,378 --> 01:02:41,778 Let's recess for 15 minutes. 993 01:02:51,456 --> 01:02:54,254 - That was amazing. - Yeah. 994 01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:56,621 What's next? 995 01:02:58,363 --> 01:03:01,059 - We're going to need some more witnesses. - Right. 996 01:03:02,067 --> 01:03:03,295 Okay. 997 01:03:06,772 --> 01:03:08,364 Pastor Pringle, 998 01:03:09,608 --> 01:03:11,405 is it all God's fault? 999 01:03:12,144 --> 01:03:14,746 Well, not his fault. 1000 01:03:14,746 --> 01:03:18,917 He is the original creator of everything. 1001 01:03:18,917 --> 01:03:21,353 However He gave us our free will 1002 01:03:21,353 --> 01:03:24,845 so that we become free to choose. 1003 01:03:25,490 --> 01:03:26,792 That's all. 1004 01:03:26,792 --> 01:03:28,953 - Thank you very much. - Thank you. 1005 01:03:32,698 --> 01:03:35,567 - Pastor Pringle, isn't it? - Right. 1006 01:03:35,567 --> 01:03:41,096 So let me get this correct. You're saying that God allows this freewill 1007 01:03:42,674 --> 01:03:46,044 for every man to chose between Satan and God. 1008 01:03:46,044 --> 01:03:49,414 - Right. - So if I was to walk up to Mr. O'Brien right now 1009 01:03:49,414 --> 01:03:53,350 and punch him in the face, would that be my own free will? 1010 01:03:55,220 --> 01:03:57,889 - Right. - Alright. 1011 01:03:57,889 --> 01:04:02,794 So it's not Satan's fault then, if we're to follow this line of reasoning. 1012 01:04:02,794 --> 01:04:06,999 Well, Satan comes to kill, steal and destroy. 1013 01:04:06,999 --> 01:04:11,937 And it's clear from scripture he's behind all the world's problems. 1014 01:04:11,937 --> 01:04:17,933 However we become responsible in our foreign state when we yield a temptation. 1015 01:04:19,177 --> 01:04:20,474 Thank you. 1016 01:04:24,850 --> 01:04:26,408 Pastor Philips, 1017 01:04:27,552 --> 01:04:32,190 could you prove to me in 30 seconds or less that God exists? 1018 01:04:32,190 --> 01:04:34,593 - Objection! - Overruled. 1019 01:04:34,593 --> 01:04:36,395 The witness can answer. 1020 01:04:36,395 --> 01:04:40,432 Prove in 30 seconds that God exists? I can do that in one sentence. 1021 01:04:40,432 --> 01:04:44,129 Something cannot come out of nothing, it's impossible. 1022 01:04:44,603 --> 01:04:48,767 There you have it, something cannot come out of nothing. How true? 1023 01:04:49,541 --> 01:04:54,379 We can explain where life began, we can explain where thoughts began, 1024 01:04:54,379 --> 01:04:57,082 but we cannot prove a moral conscious. 1025 01:04:57,082 --> 01:04:59,818 This is what truly perplexes scientists 1026 01:04:59,818 --> 01:05:01,854 and also proves the existence of God. 1027 01:05:02,355 --> 01:05:06,359 - And what is Satan's mission? - Oh, I think that's plain in scripture. 1028 01:05:06,359 --> 01:05:10,496 He's come to steal, to kill, and destroy. 1029 01:05:10,954 --> 01:05:13,456 You can't put a price on the damage he's done, 1030 01:05:13,456 --> 01:05:16,653 but humans are responsible for their own souls. 1031 01:05:16,654 --> 01:05:19,190 - Is there a hell? - Yes indeed. 1032 01:05:19,190 --> 01:05:22,897 And everyday people have the opportunity to go to either heaven or hell. 1033 01:05:23,271 --> 01:05:24,355 Thank you. 1034 01:05:25,679 --> 01:05:30,083 Alright guys, this thing keeps going back like an Olympic ping pong match. 1035 01:05:30,083 --> 01:05:32,419 Tony, who's winning? 1036 01:05:32,419 --> 01:05:34,521 It's really hard to say, it really is, 1037 01:05:34,521 --> 01:05:38,525 but it was brilliant on his part bringing all these distinguished men up to the stand. 1038 01:05:38,525 --> 01:05:43,530 I would say O'Brien is winning at this point, 1039 01:05:43,530 --> 01:05:46,199 and seems to be able to carry it all the way through. 1040 01:05:46,199 --> 01:05:50,295 Me too! The jury is going with O'Brien all the way! 1041 01:05:53,307 --> 01:05:55,542 - I'm a little concerned, sir. - A little? 1042 01:05:55,542 --> 01:05:59,479 Gentlemen, we are losing this case. I think we need a serious change of counsel... 1043 01:05:59,479 --> 01:06:02,312 Who do you think you're talking to? 1044 01:06:03,083 --> 01:06:07,120 You think you're it, don't you? Because you went to Stanford law school, huh? 1045 01:06:07,120 --> 01:06:10,824 And you work at a top firm? Yeah, you don't know jack, boy. 1046 01:06:10,824 --> 01:06:12,951 And that goes for you too! 1047 01:06:13,727 --> 01:06:16,363 Listen, you better win this case, I'm telling you. 1048 01:06:16,363 --> 01:06:19,232 I'm going to make my priority to come after you night and day 1049 01:06:19,232 --> 01:06:22,895 in this world and in hell, you got it? Now get out of here! Get out! 1050 01:06:27,207 --> 01:06:29,539 Don't you ever get tired of being the bully? 1051 01:06:30,577 --> 01:06:34,314 You know, I really don't understand you and your wife, I mean, 1052 01:06:34,314 --> 01:06:39,119 you're either super crazy or super stupid to want to go up against me. 1053 01:06:39,119 --> 01:06:41,521 I have no fear of you anymore. 1054 01:06:41,521 --> 01:06:44,424 Yeah, you may be more powerful on this earth than me, 1055 01:06:44,424 --> 01:06:47,628 but Jesus is infinitely more powerful than you. 1056 01:06:47,628 --> 01:06:49,963 You're banging the Bible again, huh? 1057 01:06:49,963 --> 01:06:55,094 Yeah, yeah. Well, maybe you should ask God to cure Gwen's brain cancer then. 1058 01:07:00,540 --> 01:07:03,008 - What? - Oh! 1059 01:07:03,877 --> 01:07:06,580 Didn't she tell you? Oh yeah. 1060 01:07:06,580 --> 01:07:10,984 Oh, that's a shame. No, she's got brain cancer. 1061 01:07:10,984 --> 01:07:13,714 She's only got 5 months to live. 1062 01:07:14,154 --> 01:07:17,424 - You're lying. - Oh yeah. I'm lying. 1063 01:07:17,424 --> 01:07:20,994 I know, well, I'm Satan, I mean, Satan always lies, don't he? 1064 01:07:20,994 --> 01:07:25,590 I tell you what, why don't you ask her yourself, huh? 1065 01:07:38,945 --> 01:07:42,049 Everyone needs compassion, 1066 01:07:42,049 --> 01:07:45,416 love that's never failing. 1067 01:07:47,789 --> 01:07:50,986 - Gwen, I've got to ask you something. - What? 1068 01:07:51,693 --> 01:07:53,854 And you've got to be honest with me, alright? 1069 01:07:58,299 --> 01:08:00,096 Are you sick, honey? 1070 01:08:05,061 --> 01:08:07,120 Are you dying of cancer? 1071 01:08:12,739 --> 01:08:15,640 You just had so much on your plate. 1072 01:08:16,275 --> 01:08:19,769 You know what, I want you to do this trial, okay? 1073 01:08:21,315 --> 01:08:23,417 I want you to win it! 1074 01:08:23,417 --> 01:08:25,681 Do you hear me? I want you to win it! 1075 01:08:29,090 --> 01:08:30,489 I love you. 1076 01:08:33,527 --> 01:08:34,858 Oh babe, 1077 01:08:35,563 --> 01:08:37,360 I love you so much. 1078 01:08:42,870 --> 01:08:44,531 All rise! 1079 01:08:48,142 --> 01:08:49,700 You may be seated. 1080 01:08:52,913 --> 01:08:54,949 Counsel, do you have something to say? 1081 01:08:54,949 --> 01:08:58,486 Your honor, we ask the court to give us a continuance 1082 01:08:58,486 --> 01:09:01,478 and suspend this trial immediately! 1083 01:09:02,690 --> 01:09:03,884 Order! 1084 01:09:04,458 --> 01:09:06,327 Counsel, on what grounds? 1085 01:09:06,327 --> 01:09:10,093 Your honor, this man is not Satan. 1086 01:09:12,533 --> 01:09:14,235 Order! 1087 01:09:14,235 --> 01:09:17,505 Counsel, do you realize what you're saying? 1088 01:09:17,505 --> 01:09:21,776 The fact that he has admitted he's Satan is unequivocal. 1089 01:09:21,776 --> 01:09:28,349 Your honor, according to international rules section 666, 1090 01:09:28,349 --> 01:09:31,986 the trial can't continue if there's any question of true identity. 1091 01:09:31,986 --> 01:09:35,022 Section 666, I have never heard of it. 1092 01:09:35,022 --> 01:09:38,480 It's in your rule book, page 341. 1093 01:09:42,229 --> 01:09:45,790 666, there it is. 1094 01:09:47,068 --> 01:09:49,503 Counsel for the plaintiff, any comment? 1095 01:09:49,503 --> 01:09:53,207 Your honor, it has been established that he is Satan. 1096 01:09:53,207 --> 01:09:56,510 No, it has not been established, your honor. 1097 01:09:56,510 --> 01:09:59,213 Especially in light of new revelations about our client. 1098 01:09:59,213 --> 01:10:02,083 Oh! Let's break! 1099 01:10:02,083 --> 01:10:05,314 Counsel, I want to see all of you in my chambers now. 1100 01:10:09,290 --> 01:10:11,058 This is preposterous! 1101 01:10:11,058 --> 01:10:12,693 I could have you disbarred for this! 1102 01:10:12,693 --> 01:10:16,197 Your honor, we've just been alerted to the fact that our client is not who he says he is. 1103 01:10:16,197 --> 01:10:17,932 - He's not Satan! - What are you saying? 1104 01:10:17,932 --> 01:10:21,902 He's insane, we represented him to the best of our ability 1105 01:10:21,902 --> 01:10:23,571 and he fooled us. 1106 01:10:23,571 --> 01:10:26,307 Oh, he fooled you, he fooled you! 1107 01:10:26,307 --> 01:10:29,577 Aren't you supposed to be the top law firm in the world? 1108 01:10:29,577 --> 01:10:32,880 - Was he fooling about paying as well? - Your honor, he is not insane. 1109 01:10:32,880 --> 01:10:34,615 I'll be the judge of that, thank you. 1110 01:10:34,615 --> 01:10:38,185 We ask that the entire case be dismissed on lack of person. 1111 01:10:38,185 --> 01:10:41,922 - And under international rule 393... - Oh, don't you tell me the rules! 1112 01:10:41,922 --> 01:10:46,727 This case will continue, but I will allow proof of identity to be granted. 1113 01:10:46,727 --> 01:10:49,697 You have to prove that that man in there is really Satan. 1114 01:10:49,697 --> 01:10:51,632 - Your honor, that just not... - Oh, stop it, 1115 01:10:51,632 --> 01:10:53,667 - and get back into court all of you! - Thank you, your honor. 1116 01:10:53,667 --> 01:10:55,601 Good luck with that. 1117 01:10:59,288 --> 01:11:01,557 For what it's worth, 1118 01:11:01,557 --> 01:11:03,492 you stood up for what you believe in 1119 01:11:03,492 --> 01:11:06,495 and you took all that public humiliation. 1120 01:11:06,495 --> 01:11:08,864 You never caved in. 1121 01:11:08,864 --> 01:11:11,458 I really, really respect that. 1122 01:11:13,603 --> 01:11:15,271 Thanks, I just... 1123 01:11:15,271 --> 01:11:18,331 I wish there was someway to prove that this guy is the devil. 1124 01:11:18,741 --> 01:11:20,072 I know. 1125 01:11:22,945 --> 01:11:24,037 You okay? 1126 01:11:24,413 --> 01:11:26,881 - I'm good. - Thank you. 1127 01:11:32,855 --> 01:11:35,157 - How are you? - I'm okay, how are you? 1128 01:11:35,157 --> 01:11:36,556 I'm good. 1129 01:11:37,526 --> 01:11:40,086 I really thought I had this guy, you know? 1130 01:11:40,663 --> 01:11:43,029 He's just too smart. 1131 01:11:43,866 --> 01:11:48,030 You're dealing with a force that's beyond your comprehension. 1132 01:11:48,771 --> 01:11:51,934 Luke, God is still in control. 1133 01:11:52,942 --> 01:11:54,933 Yeah, it just feels kind of... 1134 01:11:55,878 --> 01:11:57,446 Say that again. 1135 01:11:57,446 --> 01:12:01,382 God is in control, Luke. God is in control! 1136 01:12:02,451 --> 01:12:05,388 - Remember that. - I love you. 1137 01:12:05,388 --> 01:12:06,878 I love you. 1138 01:12:08,357 --> 01:12:09,881 Alright. 1139 01:12:15,197 --> 01:12:19,861 Your honor, plaintiffs would like to call Satan back to the witness stand. 1140 01:12:34,884 --> 01:12:36,112 Hi. 1141 01:12:36,519 --> 01:12:37,781 Hi. 1142 01:12:38,921 --> 01:12:43,449 Why did you tell the court and this jury that you were Satan? 1143 01:12:45,127 --> 01:12:47,730 Actually, if my memory serves me correctly, 1144 01:12:47,730 --> 01:12:51,167 I don't think I ever said I was Satan. You're the one who said it 1145 01:12:51,167 --> 01:12:54,003 You answered every question as if you were Satan. 1146 01:12:54,003 --> 01:12:58,133 Yeah, well, somebody's got to defend him, may as well have been me, right? 1147 01:12:59,041 --> 01:13:00,269 Order! 1148 01:13:01,043 --> 01:13:02,845 What do you do for a living? 1149 01:13:02,845 --> 01:13:05,681 I sell used cars, and new ones, yeah. 1150 01:13:05,681 --> 01:13:07,616 Come see me, I'll give you a special rate. 1151 01:13:07,616 --> 01:13:09,051 Really? 1152 01:13:09,051 --> 01:13:11,420 Anyone else too, special rate. 1153 01:13:11,420 --> 01:13:14,190 How about that, folks? That's really cute. 1154 01:13:14,190 --> 01:13:16,292 This is all just one big joke for you, isn't it? 1155 01:13:16,292 --> 01:13:20,429 Well, come on, we all had a few laughs, right? I mean, 1156 01:13:20,429 --> 01:13:22,832 I had my 15 minutes, you had yours, 1157 01:13:22,832 --> 01:13:26,068 we both went home happy and entertained, right? 1158 01:13:26,068 --> 01:13:30,039 I mean, that's why you sued Satan in the first place, right? 1159 01:13:30,039 --> 01:13:31,336 No. 1160 01:13:32,041 --> 01:13:34,874 You're a rational person, are you not? 1161 01:13:36,278 --> 01:13:39,645 Yes. A re you? 1162 01:13:42,251 --> 01:13:45,482 You wouldn't do anything out of the ordinary in this courtroom, would you? 1163 01:13:46,155 --> 01:13:49,249 There's nothing ordinary in this courtroom. 1164 01:13:50,693 --> 01:13:51,990 Order! 1165 01:13:52,461 --> 01:13:54,764 - Sorry, your honor. - What I mean is... 1166 01:13:54,764 --> 01:13:58,300 now that you've revealed that you're really a used car salesmen, 1167 01:13:58,300 --> 01:13:59,368 Right, right. 1168 01:13:59,368 --> 01:14:02,667 You wouldn't wig out or anything crazy, would you? 1169 01:14:03,706 --> 01:14:06,175 - I don't think so. - No, you wouldn't do anything strange 1170 01:14:06,175 --> 01:14:09,478 - in front of this jury, would you? - Certainly not, no. 1171 01:14:09,478 --> 01:14:13,616 No, after all, now you claim that you're not Satan. 1172 01:14:13,616 --> 01:14:16,318 Alright, listen. We had our fun, right? Now... 1173 01:14:16,318 --> 01:14:18,921 - Now you just hold on a minute, pal. - Whoa, don't... 1174 01:14:18,921 --> 01:14:21,536 - What is... No, no, no. - Oh, I got your attention now, haven't I? 1175 01:14:21,536 --> 01:14:25,707 - Well, I've got something special in here for you. - I'm sure you do. 1176 01:14:25,707 --> 01:14:29,609 - James, chapter 4, verse 7. - Oh, no. 1177 01:14:30,879 --> 01:14:34,015 Submit yourselves then to God, 1178 01:14:34,015 --> 01:14:38,076 resist the devil and he will flee from you. 1179 01:14:39,054 --> 01:14:43,252 Come near to God and He will come near to you. 1180 01:14:43,692 --> 01:14:46,828 Wash your hands, you sinners, 1181 01:14:46,828 --> 01:14:50,365 and purify your hearts, you devil minded people. 1182 01:14:50,365 --> 01:14:53,068 Have you finished? Oh, no. No. 1183 01:14:53,068 --> 01:14:58,106 And by the power and the truth of these scriptures, 1184 01:14:58,106 --> 01:15:00,973 and in the name of Jesus Christ, 1185 01:15:01,943 --> 01:15:04,605 get thee behind me, Satan! 1186 01:15:05,213 --> 01:15:06,305 I'm sorry? 1187 01:15:06,948 --> 01:15:08,784 I said, 1188 01:15:08,784 --> 01:15:14,120 get thee behind me, Satan! In the name of Jesus Christ! 1189 01:15:17,526 --> 01:15:22,554 Excuse me, Satan, get back into the witness stand. 1190 01:15:25,133 --> 01:15:27,269 - Sorry. - That was unusual. 1191 01:15:27,269 --> 01:15:29,971 I was... I'm just nauseated, your honor. 1192 01:15:29,971 --> 01:15:32,166 Do you do that all the time? 1193 01:15:33,608 --> 01:15:36,144 I bet you get a lot of laughs, huh? 1194 01:15:36,144 --> 01:15:38,280 You couldn't really be Satan, 1195 01:15:38,280 --> 01:15:42,317 after all, the Bible clearly states that, if you resist the devil, 1196 01:15:42,317 --> 01:15:44,285 he will flee from you. 1197 01:15:46,922 --> 01:15:49,624 - But that doesn't apply to you, does it? - No. 1198 01:15:49,624 --> 01:15:51,460 I... I'm used... 1199 01:15:51,460 --> 01:15:56,420 Get thee behind me Satan!!! 1200 01:15:59,968 --> 01:16:04,573 Hey, I've got a proposition for you, buddy. 1201 01:16:04,573 --> 01:16:07,943 Come on, Lukey Dukey. How about it? 1202 01:16:07,943 --> 01:16:12,280 I give you everything in this life you could possibly want. 1203 01:16:12,280 --> 01:16:16,284 Riches, a beautiful estate, horses, huh? 1204 01:16:16,284 --> 01:16:19,187 What will it cost me? My soul? 1205 01:16:19,187 --> 01:16:22,624 Oh yes, just your soul, it's nothing. Your soul... 1206 01:16:22,624 --> 01:16:25,961 Oh, you can take that offer and shove it up your... 1207 01:16:25,961 --> 01:16:27,262 Order! 1208 01:16:27,262 --> 01:16:30,356 Get back into the witness stand, sir! 1209 01:16:31,066 --> 01:16:33,735 Well, that was very irrational. 1210 01:16:33,735 --> 01:16:38,306 In fact, you look pretty stupid to me now. 1211 01:16:38,306 --> 01:16:40,672 What do you think about that? 1212 01:16:44,145 --> 01:16:47,249 Can you please get back into the witness stand? 1213 01:16:47,249 --> 01:16:49,317 Will you shut up? 1214 01:16:49,317 --> 01:16:52,320 I haven't finished yet, shut up! Shut your mouth! 1215 01:16:52,320 --> 01:16:56,224 And you, what are you looking at, huh? 1216 01:16:56,224 --> 01:16:57,816 Something funny? 1217 01:16:58,126 --> 01:17:00,562 I know all about you. 1218 01:17:00,562 --> 01:17:03,932 I know all your secrets, yeah. 1219 01:17:03,932 --> 01:17:06,501 - You're gamblers, you're sex addicts... - Will the witness... 1220 01:17:06,501 --> 01:17:08,436 - Shut up! - Mr. defendant... 1221 01:17:08,436 --> 01:17:10,071 - Shut up! - Will you take the witness stand... 1222 01:17:10,071 --> 01:17:12,107 - Sit down! - Where you are asked to. 1223 01:17:12,107 --> 01:17:13,870 - Take your... - SHUT UP! 1224 01:17:20,215 --> 01:17:22,951 I know all about you, all of you. 1225 01:17:22,951 --> 01:17:24,976 I'm watching you. 1226 01:17:27,722 --> 01:17:30,125 You want to know the truth? 1227 01:17:30,125 --> 01:17:34,357 The real, honest, gut level truth? 1228 01:17:36,264 --> 01:17:40,235 I take sheer delight... 1229 01:17:40,235 --> 01:17:43,204 in creating havoc in the world. 1230 01:17:43,705 --> 01:17:46,708 Pitting rich against the poor, 1231 01:17:46,708 --> 01:17:48,410 race against race, 1232 01:17:48,410 --> 01:17:51,746 country against country, man against man, 1233 01:17:51,746 --> 01:17:54,237 but, most especially, 1234 01:17:55,216 --> 01:17:58,014 man against God. 1235 01:17:59,087 --> 01:18:01,419 God, oh yeah. 1236 01:18:02,223 --> 01:18:05,215 God, God. Yeah, God. 1237 01:18:08,029 --> 01:18:11,089 Do you know what God invented? 1238 01:18:11,866 --> 01:18:15,804 I mean, come on, most of you are too stupid to figure it out. 1239 01:18:15,804 --> 01:18:20,742 God created the oceans and the stars, 1240 01:18:20,742 --> 01:18:23,945 he created compassion, mercy and... 1241 01:18:23,945 --> 01:18:26,915 stupid things like love. 1242 01:18:26,915 --> 01:18:30,251 He created good health, raindrops, 1243 01:18:30,251 --> 01:18:33,118 and the scent of jasmine. 1244 01:18:33,788 --> 01:18:36,519 Do you know what I created, huh? Do you? 1245 01:18:36,944 --> 01:18:40,247 I created noise, 1246 01:18:40,247 --> 01:18:43,050 and like the dumb idiots you are, you worshipped it! 1247 01:18:43,050 --> 01:18:45,886 Humans loved the noise I created! 1248 01:18:45,886 --> 01:18:48,522 Car alarms, motorcycles, leaf blowers, 1249 01:18:48,522 --> 01:18:51,492 night clubs, gangster rap, techno music, 1250 01:18:51,492 --> 01:18:54,595 everything that creates noise I invented. 1251 01:18:54,595 --> 01:18:56,296 And you know what? 1252 01:18:56,296 --> 01:19:00,255 Noise drowns out any thoughts of God. 1253 01:19:03,837 --> 01:19:05,572 What's the matter? 1254 01:19:05,572 --> 01:19:08,973 Don't you love the music of hell? 1255 01:19:13,113 --> 01:19:16,283 Let me let you in on a little secret. 1256 01:19:16,283 --> 01:19:19,787 I invented customer service. 1257 01:19:19,787 --> 01:19:22,881 Automated answering, you're looking at it. 1258 01:19:23,357 --> 01:19:25,791 Unjust notice? It's from me. 1259 01:19:26,627 --> 01:19:29,926 A huge unjust bill, that's from me. 1260 01:19:30,264 --> 01:19:31,765 A parking ticket? 1261 01:19:31,765 --> 01:19:36,336 I own all the utility companies, all the gas companies and all the parking meters. 1262 01:19:36,336 --> 01:19:39,773 Who do you think gives you the parking tickets, anyway? I do it to rile you, 1263 01:19:39,773 --> 01:19:42,765 because I hate your stinking guts! 1264 01:19:51,151 --> 01:19:55,679 You humans, you're pathetic. 1265 01:19:56,557 --> 01:19:59,259 You know, I can tempt you with a candy bar 1266 01:19:59,259 --> 01:20:02,786 and you'll sell out Jesus Christ in a millisecond. 1267 01:20:03,597 --> 01:20:04,998 I mean... 1268 01:20:04,998 --> 01:20:09,536 people are being massacred in Rwanda, and you yawn. 1269 01:20:09,536 --> 01:20:11,972 People starving in Haiti, 1270 01:20:11,972 --> 01:20:14,942 and you put a buck into the collection plate. 1271 01:20:14,942 --> 01:20:16,877 Losers! 1272 01:20:16,877 --> 01:20:20,040 What a bunch of losers! 1273 01:20:33,594 --> 01:20:34,959 War! 1274 01:20:36,063 --> 01:20:38,699 Do you know most wars are started because of land? 1275 01:20:38,699 --> 01:20:41,835 Can you believe that? Land issues, yeah! 1276 01:20:41,835 --> 01:20:45,038 And yet, 75% of all land isn't occupied, 1277 01:20:45,038 --> 01:20:46,840 even in the United States! 1278 01:20:46,840 --> 01:20:49,610 Oh yeah, I know, I started wars, 1279 01:20:49,610 --> 01:20:53,671 but it takes nitwits like you to finish what I started! 1280 01:21:03,056 --> 01:21:07,861 I need people who care about really dumb political issues. 1281 01:21:07,861 --> 01:21:10,230 Left wing vs. Right wing, 1282 01:21:10,230 --> 01:21:14,257 it's all a distraction, don't you get it? 1283 01:21:16,603 --> 01:21:18,730 You know, you people, 1284 01:21:19,740 --> 01:21:23,343 you believe in God like I believe in the tooth fairy. 1285 01:21:23,343 --> 01:21:25,212 Oh, by the way, 1286 01:21:25,212 --> 01:21:27,247 I love how I'm portrayed in the media. 1287 01:21:27,247 --> 01:21:29,983 That little cartoon guy with the pitchfork 1288 01:21:29,983 --> 01:21:32,850 and the horns and the tail. 1289 01:21:36,690 --> 01:21:41,286 You humans, you're so stupid. 1290 01:21:42,496 --> 01:21:46,262 You're like a bunch of little hamsters running on a wheel. 1291 01:21:46,867 --> 01:21:51,099 You know, everyday there's people that die, 1292 01:21:51,905 --> 01:21:53,540 and guess what? 1293 01:21:53,540 --> 01:21:57,144 They're in just two places, and they're not really dead. 1294 01:21:57,144 --> 01:22:01,415 They're either alive in heaven or alive in hell. 1295 01:22:01,415 --> 01:22:02,712 You pick. 1296 01:22:11,925 --> 01:22:15,295 Do you know what my ultimate goal is? 1297 01:22:15,295 --> 01:22:20,028 It's to take all you nitwits to hell with me! 1298 01:22:20,734 --> 01:22:24,534 Yeah, well, as the world's coming to an end, huh? Better be quick! 1299 01:22:25,505 --> 01:22:30,033 I suppose you're wondering why I do what I do. 1300 01:22:31,778 --> 01:22:33,575 It's very easy, really. 1301 01:22:34,881 --> 01:22:40,153 It's because I hate your stinking guts! 1302 01:22:40,153 --> 01:22:46,023 I hate every single one of you! 1303 01:23:00,207 --> 01:23:01,572 Have a nice day. 1304 01:23:10,530 --> 01:23:12,098 Your honor, 1305 01:23:12,098 --> 01:23:16,302 we ask the court to please disregard the complete statement of our client. 1306 01:23:16,302 --> 01:23:19,339 He made it under complete duress from opposing counsel 1307 01:23:19,339 --> 01:23:22,875 and under civil procedure code 598.91, 1308 01:23:22,875 --> 01:23:25,578 he cannot be tried in this court. 1309 01:23:25,696 --> 01:23:30,099 The state of our client's mental health, he's crazy. 1310 01:23:32,200 --> 01:23:35,804 Because I do not want this case appealed, 1311 01:23:35,804 --> 01:23:38,874 the testimony will be stricken from the record. 1312 01:23:38,874 --> 01:23:40,442 Oh, your honor, I... 1313 01:23:40,442 --> 01:23:43,645 And I am to instruct all of you in the following. 1314 01:23:43,645 --> 01:23:46,014 You will not take into consideration 1315 01:23:46,014 --> 01:23:49,751 any of what the defendant blurted out. 1316 01:23:49,751 --> 01:23:52,788 Only what you have heard and seen 1317 01:23:52,788 --> 01:23:57,693 and witnessed from the facts and testimonies of the witnesses. 1318 01:23:57,693 --> 01:23:59,354 Am I clear? 1319 01:24:02,631 --> 01:24:05,725 Counsel for the defense, closing? 1320 01:24:10,439 --> 01:24:12,873 Distinguished members of the jury, 1321 01:24:13,542 --> 01:24:15,644 let's take a moment and think about... 1322 01:24:15,644 --> 01:24:20,707 what type of man it would take to sue someone for 8 trillion dollars. 1323 01:24:22,651 --> 01:24:26,154 Self centered, and egotistical, 1324 01:24:26,154 --> 01:24:30,859 an attention seeking man who simply cannot move on from his own past. 1325 01:24:30,859 --> 01:24:34,429 Now as charismatic as my client can seem, 1326 01:24:34,429 --> 01:24:38,627 as much as he wants to play this up in the courtroom, he is mentally ill. 1327 01:24:39,801 --> 01:24:41,632 He is demented, 1328 01:24:42,504 --> 01:24:44,339 he needs help, 1329 01:24:44,339 --> 01:24:45,966 he needs pity, 1330 01:24:47,109 --> 01:24:48,736 not a lawsuit. 1331 01:24:50,312 --> 01:24:53,982 And he is no where closer to being connected to all the evil, 1332 01:24:53,982 --> 01:24:55,650 to being Satan himself 1333 01:24:55,650 --> 01:24:59,609 than this apple to being the very one that Eve took a bite from 1334 01:25:00,021 --> 01:25:01,648 in the Garden of Eden. 1335 01:25:02,724 --> 01:25:04,926 So I'm asking you 1336 01:25:04,926 --> 01:25:06,985 to make an opinion today, 1337 01:25:07,729 --> 01:25:11,825 and just as any sane, logical individual would do, 1338 01:25:12,601 --> 01:25:14,762 they'll find my client... 1339 01:25:17,439 --> 01:25:19,207 not guilty. 1340 01:25:19,207 --> 01:25:22,665 And now Mr. O'Brien, closing? 1341 01:25:24,479 --> 01:25:26,106 Mr. O'Brien? 1342 01:25:37,793 --> 01:25:41,463 Satan has brought up my past. 1343 01:25:41,463 --> 01:25:42,987 And he's right. 1344 01:25:43,799 --> 01:25:46,131 I've done some horrendous things. 1345 01:25:47,269 --> 01:25:50,102 I've said some horrible cruel things. 1346 01:25:52,007 --> 01:25:56,501 And I ask the forgiveness of those I have hurt. 1347 01:25:58,079 --> 01:25:59,671 Everyday... 1348 01:26:00,949 --> 01:26:03,076 there is a war within me. 1349 01:26:03,852 --> 01:26:06,688 I know what I should do. 1350 01:26:06,688 --> 01:26:08,815 Sometimes I don't do that. 1351 01:26:10,025 --> 01:26:12,527 I know what I shouldn't do. 1352 01:26:12,527 --> 01:26:14,995 Sometimes I do that instead. 1353 01:26:15,597 --> 01:26:21,092 But that's the battle of choosing between good and evil. 1354 01:26:21,870 --> 01:26:25,499 Between God and Satan. 1355 01:26:27,242 --> 01:26:29,767 Everyday it's a struggle 1356 01:26:30,846 --> 01:26:33,713 to live a life that honors Jesus Christ. 1357 01:26:35,083 --> 01:26:38,348 But when you give your life over to Jesus, 1358 01:26:39,120 --> 01:26:42,248 well, you're a new person. 1359 01:26:45,727 --> 01:26:50,096 Satan's mission is to destroy the work of God. 1360 01:26:52,033 --> 01:26:55,992 We, humans, are the work of God. 1361 01:26:58,106 --> 01:27:01,735 We make mistakes, and He forgives us. 1362 01:27:04,279 --> 01:27:08,511 Let's not allow Satan to take that away from us. 1363 01:27:09,484 --> 01:27:11,543 Make him pay... 1364 01:27:12,787 --> 01:27:15,722 for his attempts at destroying our lives. 1365 01:27:16,458 --> 01:27:18,926 Punish him for his hate. 1366 01:27:19,427 --> 01:27:23,420 And cherish God for his love 1367 01:27:24,599 --> 01:27:26,590 and his forgiveness. 1368 01:27:29,371 --> 01:27:33,341 See, the greatest trick the Devil ever pulled 1369 01:27:33,341 --> 01:27:36,674 was convincing the world he didn't exist. 1370 01:27:39,047 --> 01:27:42,278 But that illusion is no more. 1371 01:27:44,152 --> 01:27:45,119 Thank you. 1372 01:27:47,188 --> 01:27:49,179 All rise! 1373 01:28:13,481 --> 01:28:15,717 Do you have a verdict? 1374 01:28:15,717 --> 01:28:16,918 Yes, your honor. 1375 01:28:16,918 --> 01:28:19,688 The jury finds in favor of the plaintiff 1376 01:28:19,688 --> 01:28:22,156 for 8 trillion dollars. 1377 01:28:42,477 --> 01:28:43,739 Order! 1378 01:28:44,112 --> 01:28:45,511 Order! 1379 01:28:45,747 --> 01:28:48,773 And Satan, you can go straight to hell! 1380 01:29:06,534 --> 01:29:08,303 Tasheila Jones, Channel 2 News, 1381 01:29:08,303 --> 01:29:11,033 and we're outside here, the verdict's just been announced! 1382 01:29:11,706 --> 01:29:13,475 How do you feel about the verdict? 1383 01:29:13,475 --> 01:29:14,643 It's a fantastic result! 1384 01:29:14,643 --> 01:29:16,975 Luke fought for what he wanted and he won, he got it! 1385 01:29:31,026 --> 01:29:32,994 What do you want, you little pipsqueak? 1386 01:29:32,994 --> 01:29:34,496 Can I have your autograph? 1387 01:29:34,496 --> 01:29:37,294 Are you kidding me? Get a life! 1388 01:29:39,834 --> 01:29:41,495 Order! 1389 01:29:42,203 --> 01:29:43,227 Order! 1390 01:29:57,652 --> 01:30:00,789 Oh, you're up now! It's been a long night. 1391 01:30:00,789 --> 01:30:03,758 - What? - How did you get in here, sir? 1392 01:30:04,893 --> 01:30:07,162 I don't know, I've been sleeping here all night, I think. 1393 01:30:07,162 --> 01:30:09,964 Yes. Well, I didn't want to wake, you, but... 1394 01:30:09,964 --> 01:30:13,092 you were saying, "get behind me, Satan.' '" 1395 01:30:13,802 --> 01:30:15,133 Get b... 1396 01:30:15,670 --> 01:30:17,806 Oh, I must have been dreaming! 1397 01:30:17,806 --> 01:30:21,003 Yes, well, don't study too hard. 1398 01:30:32,120 --> 01:30:36,191 Girls! Girls, it's a new day, 1399 01:30:36,191 --> 01:30:38,318 it's a new day! 1400 01:30:46,601 --> 01:30:48,091 Gwen? 1401 01:30:49,437 --> 01:30:51,639 - Gwen? - Luke? 1402 01:30:51,639 --> 01:30:54,109 - Where were you? - Babe, are you sick? 1403 01:30:54,109 --> 01:30:57,812 No. I'm not sick! Where were you, you didn't even call me last night! 1404 01:30:57,812 --> 01:31:00,215 I'm sorry, honey, I'm sorry. Look, I went to the library 1405 01:31:00,215 --> 01:31:01,549 - and I fell asleep. - The library? 1406 01:31:01,549 --> 01:31:04,786 I fell asleep, I had a dream and you were sick and I didn't... 1407 01:31:04,786 --> 01:31:06,521 and you didn't tell me in the dream, 1408 01:31:06,521 --> 01:31:09,791 - and then you had cancer and then... - Cancer? 1409 01:31:09,791 --> 01:31:13,461 - Are you sick? Are you telling me the truth? - No, I am okay, but... 1410 01:31:13,461 --> 01:31:17,332 you know, I thought you were going to kill the guy that killed your mom! 1411 01:31:17,332 --> 01:31:21,002 Babe, no. No, no, you got to hear me out, I had this... 1412 01:31:21,002 --> 01:31:24,005 dream, there was the devil, was in it and I beat him 1413 01:31:24,005 --> 01:31:25,695 and I sued him in court and I won. 1414 01:31:26,822 --> 01:31:28,724 I found the peace, Hun. 1415 01:31:28,724 --> 01:31:31,627 I found my peace, I found God. God, I found him! 1416 01:31:31,627 --> 01:31:34,653 And you know what? I'm going to forgive him. I'm going to forgive him! 1417 01:31:34,869 --> 01:31:36,336 It's a new day. 1418 01:31:36,938 --> 01:31:38,599 It's a new day. 1419 01:31:39,065 --> 01:31:43,002 And so I start the first day of my new life. 1420 01:31:43,002 --> 01:31:47,273 A life that will obey the Lord and shun the enemy. 1421 01:31:47,273 --> 01:31:51,175 It feels wonderful. Thank you, God. 1422 01:31:52,568 --> 01:31:55,270 You want to be big, Luke? 1423 01:31:55,270 --> 01:31:57,472 You're not a loser. 1424 01:31:57,472 --> 01:32:00,375 You want to make lots of money, Luke? 1425 01:32:00,375 --> 01:32:02,935 You are not a loser. 1426 01:32:03,278 --> 01:32:05,581 You're not a loser, are you? 1427 01:32:05,581 --> 01:32:07,947 Think about Gwen! 1428 01:32:08,250 --> 01:32:11,620 You have no authority over me, Satan. 1429 01:32:11,620 --> 01:32:13,455 You got that? 1430 01:32:13,455 --> 01:32:15,190 Who are you? 1431 01:32:15,190 --> 01:32:18,626 I am a believer in Jesus Christ. 1432 01:32:22,931 --> 01:32:28,470 ♪ Saviour, He can move the mountains. ♪ 1433 01:32:28,470 --> 01:32:32,107 ♪ My God is Mighty to save. ♪ 1434 01:32:32,107 --> 01:32:35,844 ♪ He is Mighty to save. ♪ 1435 01:32:35,844 --> 01:32:41,550 ♪ Forever Author of salvation, ♪ 1436 01:32:41,550 --> 01:32:45,287 ♪ He rose and conquered the grave. ♪ 1437 01:32:45,287 --> 01:32:49,451 ♪ Jesus conquered the grave. ♪ 1438 01:33:03,939 --> 01:33:07,476 ♪ So take me as You find me, ♪ 1439 01:33:07,476 --> 01:33:10,741 ♪ all my fears and failures. ♪ 1440 01:33:12,381 --> 01:33:16,681 ♪ Fill my life again. ♪ 1441 01:33:17,085 --> 01:33:23,923 ♪ I give my life to follow everything I believe in. ♪ 1442 01:33:25,093 --> 01:33:30,299 ♪ Now I surrender. ♪ 1443 01:33:30,299 --> 01:33:33,700 ♪ I surrender. ♪ 1444 01:33:35,170 --> 01:33:40,709 ♪ Saviour, He can move the mountains. ♪ 1445 01:33:40,709 --> 01:33:44,413 ♪ My God is Mighty to save. ♪ 1446 01:33:44,413 --> 01:33:48,050 ♪ He is Mighty to save. ♪ 1447 01:33:48,050 --> 01:33:53,855 ♪ Forever Author of salvation, ♪ 1448 01:33:53,855 --> 01:33:57,526 ♪ He rose and conquered the grave. ♪ 1449 01:33:57,526 --> 01:34:01,430 ♪ Jesus conquered the grave. ♪ 1450 01:34:01,430 --> 01:34:06,969 ♪ Saviour, He can move the mountains. ♪ 1451 01:34:06,969 --> 01:34:10,706 ♪ My God is Mighty to save. ♪ 1452 01:34:10,706 --> 01:34:14,409 ♪ He is Mighty to save. ♪ 1453 01:34:14,409 --> 01:34:20,115 ♪ Forever Author of salvation, ♪ 1454 01:34:20,115 --> 01:34:23,785 ♪ He rose and conquered the grave. ♪ 1455 01:34:23,785 --> 01:34:28,813 ♪ Jesus conquered the grave. ♪ 1456 01:34:41,269 --> 01:34:46,575 ♪ Shine your light and let the whole world see. ♪ 1457 01:34:46,575 --> 01:34:53,348 ♪ We're singing for the glory of the risen King, ♪ 1458 01:34:53,348 --> 01:34:54,449 ♪ Jesus. ♪ 1459 01:34:54,449 --> 01:34:59,721 ♪ Shine your light and let the whole world see. ♪ 1460 01:34:59,721 --> 01:35:07,229 ♪ We're singing for the glory of the risen King. ♪ 1461 01:35:07,229 --> 01:35:12,701 ♪ Saviour, He can move the mountains. ♪ 1462 01:35:12,701 --> 01:35:16,371 ♪ My God is Mighty to save. ♪ 1463 01:35:16,371 --> 01:35:20,108 ♪ He is Mighty to save. ♪ 1464 01:35:20,108 --> 01:35:25,781 ♪ Forever Author of salvation, ♪ 1465 01:35:25,781 --> 01:35:29,484 ♪ He rose and conquered the grave. ♪ 1466 01:35:29,484 --> 01:35:33,355 ♪ Jesus conquered the grave. ♪ 1467 01:35:33,355 --> 01:35:38,894 ♪ Saviour, He can move the mountains. ♪ 1468 01:35:38,894 --> 01:35:42,597 ♪ My God is Mighty to save. ♪ 1469 01:35:42,597 --> 01:35:46,301 ♪ He is Mighty to save. ♪ 1470 01:35:46,301 --> 01:35:52,040 ♪ Forever Author of salvation, ♪ 1471 01:35:52,040 --> 01:35:55,710 ♪ He rose and conquered the grave. ♪ 1472 01:35:55,710 --> 01:35:59,874 ♪ Jesus conquered the grave. ♪ 1473 01:36:00,082 --> 01:36:05,387 ♪ Shine your light and let the whole world see. ♪ 1474 01:36:05,387 --> 01:36:12,194 ♪ We're singing for the glory of the risen King, ♪ 1475 01:36:12,194 --> 01:36:13,395 ♪ Jesus. ♪ 1476 01:36:13,395 --> 01:36:18,500 ♪ Shine your light and let the whole world see. ♪ 1477 01:36:18,500 --> 01:36:25,273 ♪ We're singing for the glory of the risen King, ♪ 1478 01:36:25,273 --> 01:36:26,541 ♪ Jesus. ♪ 1479 01:36:26,541 --> 01:36:31,713 ♪ Shine your light and let the whole world see. ♪ 1480 01:36:31,713 --> 01:36:38,487 ♪ We're singing for the glory of the risen King, ♪ 1481 01:36:38,487 --> 01:36:39,654 ♪ Jesus. ♪ 1482 01:36:39,654 --> 01:36:44,860 ♪ Shine your light and let the whole world see. ♪ 1483 01:36:44,860 --> 01:36:51,566 ♪ We're singing for the glory of the risen King, ♪ 1484 01:36:51,566 --> 01:36:52,634 ♪ Jesus. ♪ 1485 01:36:52,634 --> 01:36:57,906 ♪ Shine your light and let the whole world see. ♪ 1486 01:36:57,906 --> 01:37:04,713 ♪ We're singing for the glory of the risen King, ♪ 1487 01:37:04,713 --> 01:37:05,780 ♪ Jesus. ♪ 1488 01:37:05,780 --> 01:37:11,184 ♪ Shine your light and let the whole world see. ♪ 117709

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