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Spring has sprung. 4 00:00:12,988 --> 00:00:16,190 All winter long, adult-film stars have been hibernating, 5 00:00:16,191 --> 00:00:17,524 bellies full of fish, 6 00:00:17,525 --> 00:00:19,693 and now they're all emerging from their caves, 7 00:00:19,694 --> 00:00:21,762 giving interviews to Anderson Cooper. 8 00:00:21,763 --> 00:00:24,864 Sir, why haven't you refuted the Stormy Daniels allegations? 9 00:00:24,865 --> 00:00:27,200 I'm trying to take the high road and do everything I can 10 00:00:27,201 --> 00:00:29,869 not to have a picture of my penis go public. 11 00:00:29,870 --> 00:00:31,604 I mean, that thing is like a vampire ... 12 00:00:31,605 --> 00:00:33,539 bloodless, can't see it in a mirror, 13 00:00:33,540 --> 00:00:36,575 and, at first, Eastern European women fall in love with it, 14 00:00:36,576 --> 00:00:38,945 but, eventually, they try to drive a wooden stake through it. 15 00:00:38,946 --> 00:00:41,180 Are you having trouble hiring lawyers? 16 00:00:41,181 --> 00:00:45,617 I've got great, great lawyer. His name is Jay Sekulow. 17 00:00:45,618 --> 00:00:47,920 He looks like the one guy in the women-and-children lifeboat, 18 00:00:47,921 --> 00:00:49,554 and he's working hard on my case 19 00:00:49,555 --> 00:00:52,191 in the makeup chair between cable-news appearances. 20 00:00:52,192 --> 00:00:54,092 Will you be bringing on any other representation? 21 00:00:54,093 --> 00:00:55,393 Glad you asked. 22 00:00:55,394 --> 00:00:57,296 I'm pleased to announce I have a new lawyer 23 00:00:57,297 --> 00:00:59,730 who's poised to completely exonerate me 24 00:00:59,731 --> 00:01:03,034 or negotiate my secret 3:00 a.m. airlift to Moscow. 25 00:01:03,035 --> 00:01:05,136 And like any respectable law firm, 26 00:01:05,137 --> 00:01:08,139 he's got a great television commercial. Take a look. 27 00:01:08,140 --> 00:01:10,708 When you're represented by Jean-Luc Tannenbaum, 28 00:01:10,709 --> 00:01:12,376 you're represented by the best. 29 00:01:12,377 --> 00:01:15,078 Tannenbaum received his degree in law crimes 30 00:01:15,079 --> 00:01:18,081 from the U.S. Virgin Islands School of Justice, 31 00:01:18,082 --> 00:01:20,901 Nursing, & Hotel Management. He's defended clients 32 00:01:20,902 --> 00:01:23,720 from the family courts of Northern New Jersey 33 00:01:23,721 --> 00:01:26,256 to the drunk tanks of Southern New Jersey. 34 00:01:26,257 --> 00:01:29,425 He's a pillar of his community, a family man, 35 00:01:29,426 --> 00:01:32,427 and has had sex with more than 50 of his clients. 36 00:01:32,428 --> 00:01:33,829 Not bad, huh? 37 00:01:33,830 --> 00:01:37,599 For a consultation, visit Jean-Luc at his Washington headquarters, 38 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:40,269 with cash, preferably before the 1st of the month. 39 00:01:40,270 --> 00:01:41,603 No cops. 40 00:01:41,604 --> 00:01:45,464 ♪ Jean-Luc Tannenbaum ♪ Ding! 41 00:01:45,725 --> 00:01:48,255 1x09 - Church and State 42 00:01:48,290 --> 00:01:51,477 Shark! Oh, God, no-no! Oh! Aah! 43 00:01:56,485 --> 00:02:00,421 So sayeth Genesis, "When all the land of Egypt 44 00:02:00,422 --> 00:02:04,492 was famished, the people cried out to Pharaoh for bread." 45 00:02:04,493 --> 00:02:08,195 Bread's expensive, people! Good move by the pharaoh. 46 00:02:08,196 --> 00:02:11,031 Mr. President, would you like to say a few words? 47 00:02:11,032 --> 00:02:12,465 Uh, totally optional, by the way. 48 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:13,666 We'd understand if you'd rather no... 49 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:16,669 Wow! Jesus never drew a crowd this big. 50 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:19,472 Did you know he was Jewish? You picture Hugh Jackman, 51 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:22,209 when Jesus actually looked like a little orthodontist. 52 00:02:23,210 --> 00:02:25,677 How was church today? 53 00:02:25,678 --> 00:02:27,980 Uneventful. They love me over there. 54 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:29,481 "President Satan." 55 00:02:29,482 --> 00:02:31,617 That's what many are calling President Trump 56 00:02:31,618 --> 00:02:34,236 after he was caught on a hot Mic committing 57 00:02:34,237 --> 00:02:36,855 the biggest religious gaffe since Reagan armed the Taliban. 58 00:02:36,856 --> 00:02:39,058 Was that Joseph guy a putz, or what? 59 00:02:39,059 --> 00:02:41,492 Clearly, he wasn't taking care of Mary's needs. 60 00:02:41,493 --> 00:02:43,995 I mean, if God knocked up my wife, he'd never doink again. 61 00:02:43,996 --> 00:02:48,033 - I'd cut off God's penis. - Sir, I think that's a hot Mic. 62 00:02:48,034 --> 00:02:50,035 Mike, stop acting like a tech buff. 63 00:02:50,036 --> 00:02:53,338 You think your great-grandfather hunted dinosaurs. 64 00:02:53,339 --> 00:02:55,307 How do grown adults still worship Jesus? 65 00:02:55,308 --> 00:02:57,474 I mean, where was Jesus when the Taj Mahal 66 00:02:57,475 --> 00:02:59,310 was at a standstill with the unions? 67 00:02:59,311 --> 00:03:01,345 Sometimes people need to believe 68 00:03:01,346 --> 00:03:03,414 in something bigger than themselves. 69 00:03:03,415 --> 00:03:06,016 Like how I believe this entire experience 70 00:03:06,017 --> 00:03:09,720 is just a dream inside a giant's mind, and when he wakes up, 71 00:03:09,721 --> 00:03:13,922 I will be back in Trump Tower with my friends, the help. 72 00:03:16,493 --> 00:03:18,694 Sir, I'm told your imitation of Moses' stutter 73 00:03:18,695 --> 00:03:22,098 at church was inspiring. There's just one problem. 74 00:03:22,099 --> 00:03:25,168 You appear to have gaps in your Bible knowledge. 75 00:03:25,169 --> 00:03:28,237 If a book doesn't have "Adventure Dog" in the title, I haven't read it. 76 00:03:28,238 --> 00:03:30,773 Before the White House Easter festivities, 77 00:03:30,774 --> 00:03:32,907 I think it would be wise to study up 78 00:03:32,908 --> 00:03:35,043 in Mike Pence's weekly Bible study. 79 00:03:35,044 --> 00:03:38,113 Can I still attend if I'm in Palm Beach and golfing? 80 00:03:38,414 --> 00:03:41,583 And, uh, if you ever want to hang out, just let me know, Ezra. 81 00:03:41,584 --> 00:03:43,918 Might be the last time without a corrections officer listening in. 82 00:03:43,919 --> 00:03:45,520 Yeah, I'm good, but I'll get in touch 83 00:03:45,521 --> 00:03:47,922 if I ever need advice on how to screw up my life. 84 00:03:49,124 --> 00:03:50,858 Well, it's official. 85 00:03:50,859 --> 00:03:52,860 My only human contact, our lawyer, 86 00:03:52,861 --> 00:03:56,063 - is telling me not to talk to humans. - Jared, don't give up. 87 00:03:56,064 --> 00:03:57,631 Everyone needs friends. 88 00:03:57,632 --> 00:04:00,966 I don't know what I would do without... 89 00:04:02,437 --> 00:04:05,205 Anyways, if you don't have friends, you don't have likes, 90 00:04:05,206 --> 00:04:07,474 and if you don't have likes, you don't exist. 91 00:04:10,911 --> 00:04:13,446 You guys don't believe any of this Jesus stuff, right? 92 00:04:13,447 --> 00:04:14,914 Hell no! We pray in the name of 93 00:04:14,915 --> 00:04:17,917 - the Dad, the sons... - The sons are us, Dad! 94 00:04:17,918 --> 00:04:21,621 ...and the holy spirit of tossing chicks into swimming pools. 95 00:04:21,622 --> 00:04:22,721 - Amen! - Amen! 96 00:04:22,722 --> 00:04:23,922 - Jinx! - Fuck you! 97 00:04:23,923 --> 00:04:26,091 Jared, your nerd ass is probably obsessed 98 00:04:26,092 --> 00:04:27,893 with that lame Jesus church shit, right? 99 00:04:27,894 --> 00:04:32,464 I'm Jewish! You were at my very Jewish wedding. 100 00:04:32,465 --> 00:04:34,099 You must have been doing the Jewish stuff 101 00:04:34,100 --> 00:04:36,235 while I was lifting those chairs up and down. 102 00:04:37,837 --> 00:04:39,637 And one last piece of positive news ... 103 00:04:39,638 --> 00:04:42,507 the support from your evangelical base has dropped, 104 00:04:42,508 --> 00:04:44,409 support amongst people who toss soda bottles 105 00:04:44,410 --> 00:04:46,677 in the air and shoot them continues to grow. 106 00:04:46,678 --> 00:04:49,247 No way his evangelical support dropped. 107 00:04:49,248 --> 00:04:51,582 They forgave you for the "Access Hollywood" tape 108 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:53,017 and for allowing Puerto Rico 109 00:04:53,018 --> 00:04:55,420 to fester in pitch-black darkness even to this day. 110 00:04:55,421 --> 00:04:57,521 Things always get messy for religious types 111 00:04:57,522 --> 00:04:59,756 when you bring God's junk into the equation. 112 00:04:59,757 --> 00:05:01,358 Mike, how do you spin it 113 00:05:01,359 --> 00:05:04,496 when you'd say you'd cut off God's penis? 114 00:05:04,929 --> 00:05:07,197 I'll wake him up. Two men holding hands! 115 00:05:07,198 --> 00:05:10,033 - Not in my Denny's! - There's my little zealot. 116 00:05:10,034 --> 00:05:12,668 Sir, this is serious. Your most devout supports 117 00:05:12,669 --> 00:05:15,471 are threatening to boycott your Easter festivities. 118 00:05:15,472 --> 00:05:17,773 Lose their support, and you'll lose your shot 119 00:05:17,774 --> 00:05:20,142 at that second term you have no interest in. 120 00:05:23,713 --> 00:05:26,014 Lord President, did you know 121 00:05:26,015 --> 00:05:28,350 if you rearrange the letters in "Donald J. Trump," 122 00:05:28,351 --> 00:05:31,852 - it spells Jesus? - That's not true, Stevie. 123 00:05:31,853 --> 00:05:33,688 But you can make it true. 124 00:05:33,689 --> 00:05:37,325 If you become the holy president the faithful yearn for, 125 00:05:37,326 --> 00:05:40,295 your power will exceed earthly bounds. 126 00:05:40,296 --> 00:05:43,398 You'll be able to skip to the front of the line of the Reptile House, 127 00:05:43,399 --> 00:05:46,401 change Oprah's name to Jebediah ... finally, 128 00:05:46,402 --> 00:05:49,303 turn water into viscous, spicy wine, 129 00:05:49,304 --> 00:05:52,839 and smite my barber's smarmy shampoo boy! 130 00:05:52,840 --> 00:05:53,873 I don't know, Stevie. 131 00:05:57,212 --> 00:05:58,645 Also, you will be tax-exempt. 132 00:05:58,646 --> 00:06:00,847 I'm in! Tell my three wives 133 00:06:00,848 --> 00:06:04,683 I'm going to be the most Christian president in history! 134 00:06:04,684 --> 00:06:07,686 History! History... 135 00:06:09,389 --> 00:06:12,858 All right, churchies, I want evangelicals so loyal 136 00:06:12,859 --> 00:06:15,161 that they give me the six-dollar shirts off their backs. 137 00:06:15,162 --> 00:06:16,496 Let's hear ideas. 138 00:06:16,497 --> 00:06:18,598 If the Bible has taught me anything, 139 00:06:18,599 --> 00:06:20,866 it's that I should wait for the men around me 140 00:06:20,867 --> 00:06:22,234 to explain what I've learned. 141 00:06:22,235 --> 00:06:25,036 What Betsy means is that Jesus gained followers 142 00:06:25,037 --> 00:06:28,673 - by being a faithful servant of God. - I'm always faithful ... 143 00:06:28,674 --> 00:06:31,109 as long as I don't meet a younger, hotter God. 144 00:06:31,110 --> 00:06:33,378 I find the best way to gain a following 145 00:06:33,379 --> 00:06:35,747 is to buy a street vender's umbrella 146 00:06:35,748 --> 00:06:39,915 and twirl it in front of pedestrians as free theater. 147 00:06:41,419 --> 00:06:44,721 Sir, to help bring the Christian community into your embrace, 148 00:06:44,722 --> 00:06:47,191 how about I schedule a pre-Easter appearance 149 00:06:47,192 --> 00:06:48,959 at a Houston megachurch? 150 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:51,262 Great idea. Just don't bring Karen. 151 00:06:51,263 --> 00:06:54,898 Jesus was already crucified. No need to bore him to death. 152 00:06:57,601 --> 00:06:59,469 Baruch atah Adonai. 153 00:06:59,470 --> 00:07:00,637 Eloheinu, Melech, haolam ... 154 00:07:00,638 --> 00:07:03,273 Birthday's over, Jared! 155 00:07:03,274 --> 00:07:05,441 We're gonna make you a real Trump! 156 00:07:05,442 --> 00:07:08,244 What did I do to make you think that I want to be a real Trump, 157 00:07:08,245 --> 00:07:11,548 - so I know never to do it again? - Time to follow the Trump creed. 158 00:07:11,549 --> 00:07:14,149 Number one, make the Dad look good, no matter what. 159 00:07:14,150 --> 00:07:16,552 And, two, when not making the Dad look good, 160 00:07:16,553 --> 00:07:19,154 make the sons look cool as shit. 161 00:07:19,155 --> 00:07:22,658 Don't you want to send back an entrée for the fourth time? 162 00:07:22,659 --> 00:07:24,793 Steal your dentist's prescription pad? 163 00:07:24,794 --> 00:07:27,996 Buy size-14 shoes when you're actually a 5 1/2? 164 00:07:27,997 --> 00:07:30,748 God, that sounds miserable. What do you think, honey? 165 00:07:30,783 --> 00:07:33,501 I think you need to have meaningful friendships 166 00:07:33,502 --> 00:07:37,758 to care about something bigger than yourself. Like when I... 167 00:07:39,308 --> 00:07:41,342 Well, I've already sold my soul to the devil. 168 00:07:41,343 --> 00:07:44,245 Might as well snort Adderall with his cologne-drenched demons. 169 00:07:44,246 --> 00:07:47,290 Hell yeah! Now let's get you uncircumcised. 170 00:07:47,325 --> 00:07:49,603 Ha. Good one. 171 00:07:52,119 --> 00:07:54,621 For thine is the kingdom 172 00:07:54,622 --> 00:07:56,856 and the power and the glory, 173 00:07:56,857 --> 00:07:58,157 forever and ever. 174 00:07:58,158 --> 00:08:00,159 - Amen. - Amen. 175 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:02,662 I can't close my eyes. That's when my dad appears 176 00:08:02,663 --> 00:08:05,698 and tells me only losers close their eyes. 177 00:08:05,699 --> 00:08:08,834 Sir, for the masses to rally behind you for eternity, 178 00:08:08,835 --> 00:08:12,538 you must seek redemption through the sinner's prayer. 179 00:08:12,539 --> 00:08:14,973 First things first, kneel before the Lord. 180 00:08:14,974 --> 00:08:16,975 I'd love to, Mikey, but I haven't really 181 00:08:16,976 --> 00:08:18,677 taken my knees out of the box yet. 182 00:08:18,678 --> 00:08:21,045 I'd hate to bring down their value by using them. 183 00:08:21,046 --> 00:08:23,514 How do you tie your shoes, sir? 184 00:08:23,515 --> 00:08:26,351 I sort of put 'em on when I was 26, and here we are. 185 00:08:26,718 --> 00:08:28,519 Time for Trump test one. 186 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:30,688 Something you won't find in your Torah 187 00:08:30,689 --> 00:08:35,491 is that humans have Dominican over all animals. 188 00:08:35,994 --> 00:08:37,494 What the fuck?! 189 00:08:37,495 --> 00:08:39,444 - You have to kill the lion. - What?! 190 00:08:39,479 --> 00:08:41,656 If you're gonna hang with the Trumps, you need 191 00:08:41,657 --> 00:08:43,833 to routinely offend people who think animals can emote. 192 00:08:43,834 --> 00:08:45,569 I'm already swimming in shit. 193 00:08:45,570 --> 00:08:48,472 I don't need to throw a dead lion in the pool. 194 00:08:48,473 --> 00:08:50,507 Can I take this costume off? 195 00:08:50,508 --> 00:08:52,743 Just pee in the suit, Tillerson! 196 00:08:52,744 --> 00:08:55,911 You people fired me. Can't you just let me leave? 197 00:08:55,912 --> 00:08:57,913 I miss my money so much. 198 00:08:59,015 --> 00:09:01,150 ♪ And then there is the 10th ♪ 199 00:09:01,151 --> 00:09:04,086 ♪ Do not covet Karen Pence ♪ 200 00:09:04,087 --> 00:09:06,221 ♪ So heed these words ♪ 201 00:09:06,222 --> 00:09:08,190 ♪ Get on God's level ♪ 202 00:09:08,191 --> 00:09:10,393 ♪ Or spend eternity ♪ 203 00:09:10,394 --> 00:09:13,060 ♪ Spooning with the devil ♪ 204 00:09:13,061 --> 00:09:16,431 And that informative little ditty is how Karen and I 205 00:09:16,432 --> 00:09:18,700 keep the Ten Commandments in our hearts. 206 00:09:18,701 --> 00:09:20,702 - Now it's your turn. - Ugh! 207 00:09:20,703 --> 00:09:24,038 Commandments 1 through 10 ... suppress all human instincts. 208 00:09:24,039 --> 00:09:26,708 You've got it! You've never been more ready for Houston. 209 00:09:26,709 --> 00:09:30,616 And now it's time for the Pence family commandments ... 210 00:09:30,668 --> 00:09:33,280 - ... all 29. - What?! What's this? 211 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:35,115 _ 212 00:09:35,116 --> 00:09:36,950 ♪ Don't talk on first dates ♪ 213 00:09:36,951 --> 00:09:38,885 ♪ And green grapes are nice ♪ 214 00:09:38,886 --> 00:09:40,954 ♪ But reds are a vice ♪ 215 00:09:40,955 --> 00:09:42,956 ♪ Wash your hands before dinner ♪ 216 00:09:42,957 --> 00:09:44,925 ♪ Billy Joel is a sinner ♪ 217 00:09:47,127 --> 00:09:48,394 Hannity! 218 00:09:48,395 --> 00:09:49,862 Okay, welcome back. Sit down! 219 00:09:49,863 --> 00:09:53,032 My next guests ... Don Jr. and Eric Trump. 220 00:09:53,033 --> 00:09:55,868 I'd dig a penny out of their asses if they asked me to! 221 00:09:55,869 --> 00:09:57,637 And I see you brought a bonus Trump. 222 00:09:57,638 --> 00:09:59,305 Yeah, we're breaking him like a show pony. 223 00:09:59,306 --> 00:10:01,441 Don't pull any punches on the hard-hitting journalism. 224 00:10:01,442 --> 00:10:02,907 Let's get to it. 225 00:10:02,908 --> 00:10:04,609 Don't you think it's strange that we've never seen 226 00:10:04,610 --> 00:10:07,912 Robert Mueller and El Chapo in the same place, the same time? 227 00:10:07,913 --> 00:10:10,649 Good point, Sean. I mean, how can we trust a guy 228 00:10:10,650 --> 00:10:13,985 who, rumor has it, breast-fed until he was 11? 229 00:10:13,986 --> 00:10:16,955 Yeah, Sean! Who stops breast-feeding that early? 230 00:10:16,956 --> 00:10:19,790 What about you, Jared? Doesn't Mueller's very act 231 00:10:19,791 --> 00:10:22,793 of investigating Trump imply an anti-Trump bias? 232 00:10:22,794 --> 00:10:24,829 You know, actually, according to legal statute ... 233 00:10:24,830 --> 00:10:26,163 - Ah ... dit, dit, dit, dit! - Well, duh-duh ... 234 00:10:26,164 --> 00:10:27,665 "Actually, according to legal statute..." 235 00:10:27,666 --> 00:10:28,999 - Shut up! - Okay, four-eyes! 236 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,769 Jared, I fucking believe in you, you fucking idiot. 237 00:10:31,770 --> 00:10:34,572 Yeah! You're our brother because you have sex with our sister! 238 00:10:34,573 --> 00:10:37,974 Sign in, Jared. And add friend! 239 00:10:37,975 --> 00:10:41,778 Another Trump?! This is the happiest day of my life 240 00:10:41,779 --> 00:10:44,414 since everybody else here got fired for cause 241 00:10:44,415 --> 00:10:46,416 and I became the last best white guy. 242 00:10:46,417 --> 00:10:47,984 Come on, Jared! 243 00:10:47,985 --> 00:10:50,152 I didn't tape your foreskin back on for nothing. 244 00:10:50,153 --> 00:10:53,522 All right. Fine. U-Uh, Robert Mueller is a ... 245 00:10:53,523 --> 00:10:56,458 a Muslim Mexican sponsored by the deep state 246 00:10:56,459 --> 00:11:01,395 to convert Americans into... transgendered... bathrooms? 247 00:11:01,931 --> 00:11:03,599 - Whoo! There it is! - Yeah! Awesome, Jared! 248 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:05,467 That's how you play ball, Jared! 249 00:11:05,468 --> 00:11:08,637 Tonight, my website is offering you free shipping. 250 00:11:08,638 --> 00:11:11,138 Jared, throw your buddy that promo code. 251 00:11:11,139 --> 00:11:13,173 I need a flirty look for spring. 252 00:11:15,641 --> 00:11:17,909 The time has come, Mr. President. 253 00:11:17,910 --> 00:11:19,443 Your flock awaits. 254 00:11:19,444 --> 00:11:21,078 - Ted Cruuuuz! - Aaaah! 255 00:11:21,079 --> 00:11:23,080 This event's a great opportunity 256 00:11:23,081 --> 00:11:25,816 for me to show my piety to the Lord! 257 00:11:25,817 --> 00:11:27,784 But mostly to convince Texans 258 00:11:27,785 --> 00:11:30,486 to catatonically keep me in the Senate. 259 00:11:30,487 --> 00:11:34,357 Donald, fellowship with the eternal is an intimate act, 260 00:11:34,358 --> 00:11:38,695 and you should never feel the need to show off in any way. 261 00:11:41,098 --> 00:11:43,767 ...sanctified in the name of Christ! 262 00:11:51,140 --> 00:11:53,125 Brothers and sisters, 263 00:11:53,126 --> 00:11:55,110 I once was in the gutter, 264 00:11:55,111 --> 00:11:58,313 stricken with countless eradicated diseases. 265 00:11:58,314 --> 00:12:00,182 Then one day, a man 266 00:12:00,183 --> 00:12:03,785 by the name of the Reverend Dr. Donald J. Trump, 267 00:12:03,786 --> 00:12:06,788 hallelujah, grabbed me by my thong! 268 00:12:06,789 --> 00:12:09,824 Hallelujah! And wedgied me into the light! 269 00:12:09,825 --> 00:12:13,962 He has saved us! Hallelujah! Ted Cruz! 270 00:12:17,132 --> 00:12:19,967 Don't believe the dishonest media. 271 00:12:19,968 --> 00:12:22,469 I would never cut off God's penis. 272 00:12:22,470 --> 00:12:27,540 Unless God begged me like, "Please, son! Slice off my dong!" 273 00:12:27,541 --> 00:12:29,142 Trump! Trump! Trump! 274 00:12:29,143 --> 00:12:31,411 Trump! Trump! Trump! 275 00:12:31,412 --> 00:12:32,846 They love me. 276 00:12:32,847 --> 00:12:35,982 I'm like Jesus, only with twice as many prostitutes. 277 00:12:35,983 --> 00:12:37,583 - Hallelujah! Hallelujah! - Kumbaya! 278 00:12:37,584 --> 00:12:39,384 Freedom! Liberty! 279 00:12:41,787 --> 00:12:45,591 Jared, I'm so excited for your bro mitzvah. 280 00:12:45,592 --> 00:12:48,728 If your hair stays slicked back, then you are officially a Trump 281 00:12:48,729 --> 00:12:50,096 and we can, like, hang and shit. 282 00:12:50,097 --> 00:12:52,364 But if your hair does not stay in place, 283 00:12:52,365 --> 00:12:55,266 then you go back to your old life as a punk bitch. 284 00:12:55,267 --> 00:12:57,568 Come on, hair. 285 00:12:57,569 --> 00:13:00,204 Make sure it gets to the root, Eric. 286 00:13:00,205 --> 00:13:01,506 Come on. 287 00:13:03,709 --> 00:13:05,910 - Yeah! - Fuck you, Jared! 288 00:13:05,911 --> 00:13:07,211 - It stayed! - Jared, you did it! 289 00:13:07,212 --> 00:13:09,447 You're not a friendless loser anymore! 290 00:13:09,548 --> 00:13:11,682 Religion is amazing. 291 00:13:11,683 --> 00:13:13,517 I was only gonna be president for life, 292 00:13:13,518 --> 00:13:16,053 but now I'll soon be savior for eternity! 293 00:13:16,054 --> 00:13:18,789 I'm glad the Lord brought you a lasting peace in your heart. 294 00:13:18,790 --> 00:13:21,425 What are you talking about? I haven't heard 295 00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:24,061 someone deify me in hours, and I'm getting antsy. 296 00:13:24,062 --> 00:13:26,429 We could enshrine my humble Christlike vision 297 00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:28,031 for this nation into eternal law? 298 00:13:28,032 --> 00:13:30,700 Done. Get me some blank executive orders. 299 00:13:30,701 --> 00:13:32,635 Make sure they have my new address on them. 300 00:13:34,872 --> 00:13:37,306 Jared, it's our prenuptially obligated date night, 301 00:13:37,307 --> 00:13:39,075 but something feels hashtag different. 302 00:13:39,076 --> 00:13:40,910 Yeah, it does. I'm pretty fly now, huh? 303 00:13:40,911 --> 00:13:42,611 You know, I just got the bathroom attendant fired 304 00:13:42,612 --> 00:13:44,245 for not having any boysenberry Altoids. 305 00:13:44,246 --> 00:13:46,748 - Hey-yo! - 'Sup, lesbos? 306 00:13:46,749 --> 00:13:48,283 Jared, what are my brothers doing here? 307 00:13:48,284 --> 00:13:50,385 Babe, if there's gonna be soosh in my boosh, 308 00:13:50,386 --> 00:13:53,989 it's my fedoosh doot to dish it with my dudes! 309 00:13:53,990 --> 00:13:55,757 - How am I doing? - Uh, what the fuck? 310 00:13:55,758 --> 00:13:57,926 I love you. That was art! 311 00:13:57,927 --> 00:14:00,128 Hello?! Jared? Date night! 312 00:14:00,129 --> 00:14:01,996 Change of plans, babe. The boys are here. 313 00:14:01,997 --> 00:14:04,498 Fine. I'm clicking to unsubscribe. 314 00:14:04,499 --> 00:14:07,134 And I'm not giving feedback. 315 00:14:07,135 --> 00:14:11,706 Whoo-hoo! Date night! I'll have the rock shrimp tempura! 316 00:14:11,707 --> 00:14:16,210 Today, I've signed this stack of executive orders 317 00:14:16,211 --> 00:14:20,046 to mold our country into Christ's beautiful image. 318 00:14:20,047 --> 00:14:21,881 That guy knew how to keep in shape. 319 00:14:21,882 --> 00:14:24,907 Effective immediately, no federal funds will 320 00:14:24,942 --> 00:14:26,652 - go to Planned Parenthood. - Love it. 321 00:14:26,653 --> 00:14:29,388 Bakeries may deny service to men with torn jeans. 322 00:14:29,389 --> 00:14:32,559 - Amen. - People who make eye contact 323 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:34,060 with the camera on their ATM 324 00:14:34,061 --> 00:14:36,829 - will be investigated for prostitution. - Great. 325 00:14:36,830 --> 00:14:39,631 And death is recommended for the following crimes ... 326 00:14:39,632 --> 00:14:41,299 - women pumping their own gas... - Unnatural. 327 00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:43,135 - ...eating meals out of order... - Sure. 328 00:14:43,136 --> 00:14:46,205 - ...and divorce. - Wait. What was that last one? 329 00:14:46,206 --> 00:14:47,973 Trump's new fundamentalist policies 330 00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:50,008 have raised the ire of the nation, 331 00:14:50,009 --> 00:14:51,743 as Democrats fight back with an emoji 332 00:14:51,744 --> 00:14:53,544 of God giving a thumbs down. 333 00:14:53,545 --> 00:14:55,880 What ha... Who can... 334 00:14:55,881 --> 00:14:58,515 Hard ... You know, I ... You can ... 335 00:14:58,516 --> 00:15:00,417 Wow. 336 00:15:00,418 --> 00:15:02,754 And now it's time for Lawrence O'Donnell. 337 00:15:02,755 --> 00:15:05,589 And I love that mandate requiring every public park 338 00:15:05,590 --> 00:15:08,825 to have an 80-foot animatronic Jesus scissor-kicking the devil! 339 00:15:08,826 --> 00:15:11,394 Oh, that Jesus thinks he's so great. 340 00:15:11,395 --> 00:15:13,830 Oh, right ... I'm into Jesus now. 341 00:15:13,831 --> 00:15:15,999 What did you do, Donald? I had to cancel my 342 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,835 half-birthday orgy thanks to your stupid new policies. 343 00:15:18,836 --> 00:15:21,371 What am I supposed to do with all those pentagram necklaces now? 344 00:15:21,372 --> 00:15:23,339 Maybe it's time you started living your life 345 00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:25,408 according to God's principles, Nooch. 346 00:15:25,409 --> 00:15:27,943 I made that the law of the land. 347 00:15:27,944 --> 00:15:29,945 And now my people can't get enough of me. 348 00:15:29,946 --> 00:15:33,082 Are you kidding me? Money is the root of all evil, 349 00:15:33,083 --> 00:15:35,550 and I got a big root, and I rub it on my money. 350 00:15:35,551 --> 00:15:37,977 That's a direct quote from you! 351 00:15:39,655 --> 00:15:42,024 J-Dawg, you okay? 352 00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:44,192 Did you just find out the Lexus 2018 LS 353 00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:47,262 - doesn't come sunroof optional? - It's Ivanka. 354 00:15:47,263 --> 00:15:50,131 She's not really, uh, favoriting the new Jared. 355 00:15:50,132 --> 00:15:53,701 You don't need her, man! Me and Don are like two Ivankas, 356 00:15:53,702 --> 00:15:55,636 except we're not allowed to go swimming. 357 00:15:55,637 --> 00:15:57,638 In fact, let's have a toast to your freedom. 358 00:15:57,639 --> 00:16:00,140 - Bartender, bring us 300 shots! - Jesus! 359 00:16:00,141 --> 00:16:01,942 Don't you guys ever want a night in 360 00:16:01,943 --> 00:16:05,312 or, you know, to spend time with your children? 361 00:16:05,313 --> 00:16:07,414 Nah, dude. My dad didn't spend any time with me, 362 00:16:07,415 --> 00:16:08,816 and I turned out great. 363 00:16:08,817 --> 00:16:12,319 What the hell, bartender?! Why are you ignoring me?! 364 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:14,221 Why don't you like me?! 365 00:16:14,222 --> 00:16:18,090 Please just give me a hug, bartender! 366 00:16:18,391 --> 00:16:20,459 Screw Mnuchin. 367 00:16:20,460 --> 00:16:23,629 Embracing Christianity gave me something even better ... 368 00:16:23,630 --> 00:16:26,065 the tender devotion of millions. 369 00:16:26,066 --> 00:16:28,251 So, when do we go visit the people who scream my name 370 00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:31,670 - so hard, they throw up? - Oh, today's just a quiet Bible study. 371 00:16:31,671 --> 00:16:33,072 Most of religion is just reading 372 00:16:33,073 --> 00:16:34,906 and then talking about the reading. 373 00:16:34,907 --> 00:16:36,842 And then repenting for reading. 374 00:16:36,843 --> 00:16:39,510 Let us open with a prayer. Ben? 375 00:16:39,511 --> 00:16:43,315 Dear God, you're the tallest being in all the land. 376 00:16:43,316 --> 00:16:46,584 You could probably wink at airline pilots 377 00:16:46,585 --> 00:16:51,655 as if to say, "That's some quality flying." Amen. 378 00:16:51,656 --> 00:16:53,523 Now do we talk about me? 379 00:16:53,524 --> 00:16:56,626 Religion isn't about glorifying yourself, silly. 380 00:16:56,627 --> 00:16:59,129 It's about making yourself so small 381 00:16:59,130 --> 00:17:02,867 that you can snuggle up for a nap in the Lord's pocket! 382 00:17:02,868 --> 00:17:05,202 Some might say this is the only 45 minutes a week 383 00:17:05,203 --> 00:17:06,803 where we don't talk about you. 384 00:17:06,804 --> 00:17:09,372 Then what the hell do you talk about? Carl Icahn? 385 00:17:09,373 --> 00:17:12,508 Feels like this J.C. sesh is getting tense. 386 00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:15,044 So let me just say, Mr. President, I love you. 387 00:17:15,045 --> 00:17:16,679 W-W-What are you talking about? 388 00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:20,149 God rewards displays of vulnerability and intimacy. 389 00:17:20,150 --> 00:17:22,118 - Everyone, join in. - I love your soul. 390 00:17:22,119 --> 00:17:25,387 - Our eternal love will never die. - We are united as one with the Lord! 391 00:17:25,388 --> 00:17:27,956 His is the light that shines through us all. 392 00:17:27,957 --> 00:17:30,292 Let us anoint ourselves in oil and embrace. 393 00:17:30,293 --> 00:17:32,627 Cradle us in your bosom. 394 00:17:40,703 --> 00:17:42,503 And the streets will run red 395 00:17:42,504 --> 00:17:45,072 with their HPV-infected blood. 396 00:17:45,073 --> 00:17:46,673 So, happy Easter. 397 00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:49,310 Now I'd like to invite up the most God-fearing president 398 00:17:49,311 --> 00:17:52,813 this country has ever known ... Donald J. Trump! 399 00:17:52,814 --> 00:17:55,716 Ugh! Wow! What a service, folks. 400 00:17:55,717 --> 00:17:58,519 It's so much better than being in the Palladium Club 401 00:17:58,520 --> 00:18:01,687 watching Roy Cohn do blow off every inch of Ed Koch. 402 00:18:01,688 --> 00:18:05,658 Anyway, open your stupid Bibles and turn to the Jesus part. 403 00:18:07,028 --> 00:18:09,829 Why have you forsaken me, Donald?! 404 00:18:09,830 --> 00:18:11,064 Who are you?! 405 00:18:11,065 --> 00:18:15,068 I am your true Lord and Savior ... a golf cart. 406 00:18:15,069 --> 00:18:17,869 How dare you worship Christian idols! 407 00:18:17,870 --> 00:18:20,906 Right now you could be on your 39th hole, 408 00:18:20,907 --> 00:18:23,842 trying to ride me over a baby alligator. 409 00:18:23,843 --> 00:18:25,344 God, that sounds so fun. 410 00:18:25,345 --> 00:18:27,279 No! Go away, devil! 411 00:18:34,786 --> 00:18:38,655 I was... just talking to my golf cart. 412 00:18:39,224 --> 00:18:41,259 What's it sayin'? 413 00:18:41,460 --> 00:18:44,429 Jared! I'm worried about you! 414 00:18:44,430 --> 00:18:46,597 You got so drunk, you missed Shabbat. 415 00:18:46,598 --> 00:18:49,033 You were flipping light switches like it was a Tuesday. 416 00:18:49,034 --> 00:18:51,101 Yeah, I thought you wanted me to have friends. 417 00:18:51,102 --> 00:18:54,104 Right now, my only option is spending nights with your brothers, 418 00:18:54,105 --> 00:18:55,905 drunkenly changing White House computer home pages 419 00:18:55,906 --> 00:18:57,540 to porn-dot websites. 420 00:18:57,541 --> 00:19:00,110 There's a reason I chose not to marry my brothers. 421 00:19:00,111 --> 00:19:02,912 I miss my sweet, lonely Jared. 422 00:19:02,913 --> 00:19:04,554 Preferences, privacy, advanced, 423 00:19:04,555 --> 00:19:07,549 clear cache and cookies. Apply all! 424 00:19:09,419 --> 00:19:11,454 Hey, Dad, do you know where Jared is? 425 00:19:11,455 --> 00:19:13,722 We haven't seen him since his 30th shot last night. 426 00:19:13,723 --> 00:19:16,058 I haven't, but sometimes I catch him crying 427 00:19:16,059 --> 00:19:18,660 - in the janitor's closet. - Oh, great. We'll check there. 428 00:19:18,661 --> 00:19:21,464 Wait. Do you boys want to hang out? 429 00:19:21,465 --> 00:19:23,732 Dad, I'm not gonna lie. I've dreamt of you 430 00:19:23,733 --> 00:19:27,002 saying those words to me literally my whole, entire life. 431 00:19:27,003 --> 00:19:29,137 But you're kind of a lame-ass church dork now, 432 00:19:29,138 --> 00:19:31,139 so it didn't really live up to the hype. 433 00:19:31,140 --> 00:19:33,108 Why don't you just throw out the Christ quilt 434 00:19:33,109 --> 00:19:35,743 - and get your sac back? - I can't. 435 00:19:35,744 --> 00:19:37,078 If I lose those Christians, 436 00:19:37,079 --> 00:19:39,680 I'll lose their love and this awful job I hate! 437 00:19:39,681 --> 00:19:41,781 ♪ Three white people on a couch ♪ 438 00:19:41,782 --> 00:19:44,851 - # It's "Fox & Friends" # - Blessed Easter, everybody! 439 00:19:44,852 --> 00:19:47,287 We're celebrating by counting down President Trump's 440 00:19:47,288 --> 00:19:49,656 top 10 most Christlike moments. 441 00:19:49,657 --> 00:19:52,192 Number five, imposing worship requirements 442 00:19:52,193 --> 00:19:54,461 on our nation's Medicaid recipients. 443 00:19:54,462 --> 00:19:57,031 And later, the White House Easter Egg Roll, 444 00:19:57,032 --> 00:19:58,764 which the President has promised 445 00:19:58,765 --> 00:20:02,268 to be the most confrontationally Christian in history! 446 00:20:02,269 --> 00:20:04,837 Welcome, children-sized humans, 447 00:20:04,838 --> 00:20:06,539 to the White House Easter Egg Roll. 448 00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:08,607 And now my favorite Bible story. 449 00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:12,478 Elijah was going to Bethel, and some children taunted him. 450 00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:14,880 "Go away, bald head!" Elijah cursed them. 451 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:17,015 Two bears charged out of the underbrush 452 00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:21,885 and ripped them limb from limb! 42 children in all! 453 00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:27,225 Oh, great. This again. 454 00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:30,295 - Oh! Yeah! - Come on, Tillerson. 455 00:20:30,296 --> 00:20:32,396 - Where are the eggs? - Oh, man! 456 00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:34,731 Jared. Quick ... punch this bunny in the dong. 457 00:20:34,732 --> 00:20:37,301 I need both my hands to record it on my phone. 458 00:20:37,302 --> 00:20:39,470 Look. It's been fun and pretty harrowing. 459 00:20:39,471 --> 00:20:42,473 But I just don't think I'm Trumpy enough to hang with you guys. 460 00:20:42,474 --> 00:20:45,176 I-I promise I'll learn to ride a bike soon! 461 00:20:45,177 --> 00:20:48,579 - A-And then we can go on day trips! - Don't bother, Eric. 462 00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:50,913 Jared's exactly who we always suspected he was ... 463 00:20:50,914 --> 00:20:53,216 a spoiled child of a disgraced real-estate mogul 464 00:20:53,217 --> 00:20:55,685 with a total lack of self-awareness. 465 00:20:55,686 --> 00:20:58,321 Sorry, babe. I know you wanted me to have friends. 466 00:20:58,322 --> 00:21:00,390 You know, Jared, there's one thing 467 00:21:00,391 --> 00:21:05,428 my brothers value more than themselves. Click to continue? 468 00:21:05,429 --> 00:21:09,731 I want to die. Rex Tillerson wants to die. 469 00:21:09,932 --> 00:21:13,702 Yo, Pence, Daddy, I'm sick of this religion crap! 470 00:21:13,703 --> 00:21:16,071 I want to go back to betting on celebrity nipple sizes 471 00:21:16,072 --> 00:21:17,672 without the risk of stoning. 472 00:21:17,673 --> 00:21:19,874 So let's figure this shit out once and for all. 473 00:21:19,875 --> 00:21:23,344 Which is the true religion ... Christianity or Trumpianity? 474 00:21:23,345 --> 00:21:26,080 The Easter egg roll to end all Easter egg rolls. 475 00:21:26,081 --> 00:21:29,917 If Christianity is the true religion, Jesus will help Mike Pence win. 476 00:21:29,918 --> 00:21:32,520 But if it's Trumpianity ... which it is ... 477 00:21:32,521 --> 00:21:35,923 - then my dad will help himself win. - Are you in, Pence? 478 00:21:35,924 --> 00:21:39,127 Or are you scared your buddy Jesus' free ride is over? 479 00:21:39,128 --> 00:21:41,794 I believe all competition is a prideful sin. 480 00:21:41,795 --> 00:21:44,631 But when God presents me with a trial, I must obey. 481 00:21:44,632 --> 00:21:47,498 Get all those kids out of here! This could get ugly! 482 00:21:48,236 --> 00:21:50,903 Please, God, guide my egg straight and true. 483 00:21:50,904 --> 00:21:54,073 Please, egg, don't tempt me into eating you. 484 00:21:54,074 --> 00:21:56,109 Drei, zwei, eins! 485 00:21:56,110 --> 00:21:57,443 Go! 486 00:21:58,578 --> 00:22:01,913 N-o-o-o-o-o! 487 00:22:07,287 --> 00:22:09,288 - God? - Yes, my son. 488 00:22:09,289 --> 00:22:10,889 This game is not about winning. 489 00:22:10,890 --> 00:22:13,792 It is about putting your faith in the power of Jesus ... 490 00:22:13,793 --> 00:22:16,461 - Aaaah! - Winning proves your worth! 491 00:22:16,462 --> 00:22:18,062 Do what you would do! 492 00:22:18,063 --> 00:22:20,265 Go smash that loser's egg! 493 00:22:20,266 --> 00:22:24,402 I can't cheat. My supporters want a moral man. 494 00:22:24,403 --> 00:22:27,004 They don't need you to be moral, Donald. 495 00:22:27,005 --> 00:22:29,740 They just need you to appoint judges 496 00:22:29,741 --> 00:22:33,777 that pose with machine guns in their Facebook photos. 497 00:22:33,778 --> 00:22:35,944 But how am I going to get up? 498 00:22:36,347 --> 00:22:39,416 - You might need God for that one. - No chance, asshole! 499 00:22:41,286 --> 00:22:45,088 Eeeeehhyyaa! 500 00:22:45,089 --> 00:22:47,791 Thanks, Jared. I'll take the credit from here. 501 00:22:50,927 --> 00:22:53,095 I win! Yeah, baby! 502 00:22:53,096 --> 00:22:55,964 Who's the winner? I am! Ha ha! 503 00:22:55,965 --> 00:22:58,133 - Whoo-hoo! - Ah-oo! Yeah! Awesome! 504 00:23:01,305 --> 00:23:04,787 - Looks like you're a Trump after all. - Rule numero uno ... 505 00:23:04,822 --> 00:23:06,941 make the dad look good no matter what. 506 00:23:06,942 --> 00:23:08,310 Hey, we're gonna go dress up like 507 00:23:08,311 --> 00:23:11,145 super-realistic Arab dudes and scare McMaster. 508 00:23:11,146 --> 00:23:13,682 - Are you coming? - I can't keep up with you guys. 509 00:23:13,683 --> 00:23:15,350 Whenever it's time for your dad to pardon family members, 510 00:23:15,351 --> 00:23:17,485 I am definitely a Trump. 511 00:23:17,486 --> 00:23:19,554 But until then, I'm just gonna be Jared. 512 00:23:19,555 --> 00:23:23,691 You may not be our bro, but you're definitely our brother-in-law. 513 00:23:23,692 --> 00:23:27,328 You know, folks, I have to stop living like Jesus 514 00:23:27,329 --> 00:23:29,830 and go back to living like God ... 515 00:23:29,831 --> 00:23:32,999 lashing out in anger, no matter how many people drown. 516 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,736 That's why certain countries have monsoon season. 517 00:23:35,737 --> 00:23:37,904 You people made me out to be a Christ figure, 518 00:23:37,905 --> 00:23:39,972 but I'm more like the opposite of Christ. 519 00:23:39,973 --> 00:23:42,742 You can call me, I don't know, the anti-Christ. 520 00:23:42,743 --> 00:23:44,644 Oh, oh. I like the sound of that. 521 00:23:44,645 --> 00:23:46,512 Happy Easter, kids! 522 00:23:46,513 --> 00:23:48,681 I don't know what got into me. 523 00:23:48,682 --> 00:23:50,516 I thought I was helping our country 524 00:23:50,517 --> 00:23:53,853 by bringing you closer to God. But it turns out, 525 00:23:53,854 --> 00:23:56,255 that just makes it easier for you to kill him. 526 00:23:56,256 --> 00:23:58,056 No kidding. Why don't we discuss it 527 00:23:58,057 --> 00:24:00,259 over some stolen Easter candy? 528 00:24:00,260 --> 00:24:03,995 - Why steal it? You're a rich man. - How do you think I got so rich? 529 00:24:03,996 --> 00:24:08,173 Oh, wow. Now I see you through a glass, darkly. 530 00:24:08,174 --> 00:24:12,744 ♪ Donald Trump is the president ♪ 531 00:24:12,745 --> 00:24:16,414 ♪ Donald Trump is the president ♪ 532 00:24:16,415 --> 00:24:18,749 ♪ Is Donald Trump the president? ♪ 533 00:24:18,750 --> 00:24:20,251 ♪ Yes, he is ♪ 534 00:24:20,252 --> 00:24:23,421 ♪ Yes, he is, we elected him president ♪ 535 00:24:23,422 --> 00:24:26,023 ♪ Is Donald Trump the president? ♪ 536 00:24:26,024 --> 00:24:27,592 ♪ Yes, he is ♪ 537 00:24:27,593 --> 00:24:30,560 ♪ We had a vote and elected him president ♪ 538 00:24:30,561 --> 00:24:36,064 ♪ Donald Trump is the president ♪ 539 00:24:37,535 --> 00:24:39,202 ♪ Donald Trump ♪ 540 00:24:39,203 --> 00:24:42,872 ♪ He is our president ♪ 541 00:24:42,873 --> 00:24:46,042 ♪ We made him president ♪ 542 00:24:46,043 --> 00:24:48,410 ♪ We did it ♪ 543 00:24:48,411 --> 00:24:52,314 ♪ Donald Trump is the president ♪ 544 00:24:52,315 --> 00:24:55,417 ♪ We elected Donald Trump ♪ 545 00:24:55,418 --> 00:24:59,155 ♪ Donald Trump is the president ♪ 546 00:24:59,156 --> 00:25:02,724 ♪ Donald Trump is the president ♪ 547 00:25:02,725 --> 00:25:05,826 ♪ Yeah ♪ 548 00:25:06,082 --> 00:25:07,689 Trump! 549 00:25:08,452 --> 00:25:12,977 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 45104

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