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~ Addic7ed.com ~
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We return to live coverage
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of the March for Our Lives
in Washington,
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and it appears that President Trump
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has found an unsupervised microphone.
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Hello, students!
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It's so moving that
you came all this way
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to celebrate Vladimir Putin's victory,
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and I'm sure some of you are here
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to express your opposition
to being shot.
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No one empathizes
with this issue more than me
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because after my fifth meal
and 30th diet Coke,
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I feel like I've been
shot in the stomach.
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That's why several weeks ago,
I became the first Republican
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to propose common-sense gun reforms,
and then not two minutes later,
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NRA chief Wayne LaPierre
kicked my door off its hinges
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and threatened to remove my organs.
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And in that moment,
coincidentally, I thought,
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"This issue is not
that important to me!"
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But there is one issue I'll die for ...
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ending the Russia investigation.
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Everyone's wondering ...
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will Donald Trump fire
special counsel Robert Mueller?
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Let me just reassure the American
people I'm going to fire him.
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You're smart kids, so I need your help.
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Turn your attention to the screens
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for a star-studded
public-service announcement.
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Hey, kids. It's DJT.
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There's problems in the streets...
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Facebook jackin' your stats...
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George Soros bribing you
to be crisis actors.
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But you know
what's really messed up?
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- Robert Mueller.
- # Robert Mueller #
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He wants to lock me up
just for being myself.
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So it's time to show him what's up.
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A week from Monday, we're
going to walk out of school
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and proclaim that we want
to fire Robert Mueller.
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♪ Fire Robert Mueller ♪
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- Fire Robert Mueller.
- We need to act.
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- It ends today.
- Robert Mueller's super poor.
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Fire Robert Mueller.
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- Fire Robert Mueller.
- Fire Robert Mueller!
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Fire Robert Muh-er!
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- Robert Mueller.
- Robert Mueller!
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- Robert Mule-er.
- Fire Robert Mueller!
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- I'm the First Lady.
- # Fire Robert Mueller #
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Fire Robert Mueller.
Peace.
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1x08 - Government Shutdown
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Sir, I'm serving
as a character witness
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for seven White House staffers
being tried in family court.
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Could you sign this good-luck
card for the last staff secretary?
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We let him go after it leaked
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he had done his fair share
of dog strangling.
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While I'm gone,
McMaster's in charge.
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I'd say you're in charge,
but you lost that privilege
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when you asked what the "R"
in "Argentina" stands for.
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And while he's gone, we get to
lock down a budget resolution!
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How's that sound?
Sir?
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I don't know where he is!
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Uh, maybe look for a sausage patty
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that compliments whoever's eating it.
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I'll tell Sanders to
give this a positive spin
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and say the president's
throwing pork at refugees.
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Hold off.
He won't get far.
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Airplane! KFC drive-through!
And step on it!
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For all General Kelly knows,
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I'm still at my desk with
a basketball on my head!
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- Damn it!
- There's no pilot.
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I thought you'd try this, so I
told him you were into trains now.
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I'm not dealing with this
stupid budget resolution bill.
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I mean, it's got "stupid"
right there in the title.
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How about this?
After you close a budget deal,
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we'll have KFC delivered
right to your larynx.
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It's not about the food.
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It's about the whole
drive-through experience.
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Will there be a monitor
that displays your order?
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Will there be one window or two?
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How will the bad grease taste?
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Sir, I know this is controversial,
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and I believe the federal
government should be funded,
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so I have to put my foot down.
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Your foot never lets me do anything!
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Well, of course, any discussion...
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...of raising federal spending
caps is a non-starter.
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- Okay. Mmm-mmhmm.
- And our caucus won't even
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discuss the FISA surveillance program.
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Ugh! Shut up!
This is so boring.
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I could be blasting
chicken down my throat
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with a Civil War cannon right now.
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Hey, we're the Democrats.
We're the fun ones.
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Just the other day,
Nancy switched my pen.
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I was like, "This isn't my pen."
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And she was like, "Gotcha.
I switched our pens."
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Don't you guys ever
want to have fun?
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Like, start a football league
that cuts the players'
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- life expectancy in half?
- We do fun stuff ...
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e-mail donors, call donors,
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call donors to make sure
they got our e-mail.
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So far, nothing you've said is fun,
except maybe that pen thing.
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Call me when this bill
has some pizzazz in it, or ...
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or pizzas! Either one.
No! Wait! Both!
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Oh, come on!
Where is it?!
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I specifically told the cable guy
to make Fox News every channel!
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Did you finish your big bill yet?
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Oh, great. Now you're
nagging me about my job?
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What, did everyone read the
Constitution all of a sudden?
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Strap your kids
into their beds, folks.
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We got a great one tonight.
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- Hi, Sean! Sean! It's me!
- Hannity!
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He's an up-and-coming
conservative voice.
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Please welcome the first
registered Republican toddler.
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Connor Smith, it's an honor.
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How has Hannity not won
a single award ever?
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Why is the deep state so
goo-goo-gah-gah about supporting ISIS?
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Can you tell me that?
Can you talk?
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Oh, wow.
That kid's got it made.
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No meetings. No reading.
People cheer when he dances.
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So act like a toddler.
You're the Commander-in-Chief.
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- You can do whatever you want.
- No, I can't!
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General Kelly...
you'll get married me.
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It's like he's my dad,
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except he doesn't refer to
padlocks as babysitters.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
this is an important decision,
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one historians will
forever write about.
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So, what do we think?
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Hell-o-o-o?
How do you think Entenmann's
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new raspberry Danish
should be served?
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Piping-hot or cooled
by refreshing butter?
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Mind keeping it down, Mr. President?
We're all moving a little slow.
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- Mnuchin's party got wild last night.
- Uh, he didn't have a party,
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because if he did, I would
have been invited. Right, Nooch?
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Threw a total sicky.
It was epic.
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Ben Carson drove a car through
my house stone-cold sober.
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In my experiences, valets are inside.
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Did you misspell my name on the invite?
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Here. Let me write it down
very clearly for you.
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I threw your invite in the trash.
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When you finish the budget bill,
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- you can hang out with your friends.
- Don't baby me, Kelly!
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I could totally run this
business without you.
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This isn't a business.
It's a government.
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Wow. And you wonder why you
haven't won Employee of the Month.
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Welcome back.
It's Countdown to the Shutdown.
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Protesters have descended
on Washington,
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as lawmakers appear no closer
to a budget deal, the final...
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sticking point is that one side's
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entire political philosophy
does not, in any way,
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overlap with the others.
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We go now live to Paul Ryan.
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Do you think a shutdown would
hurt Republicans in the midterms?
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And a follow-up ... What
the hell am I talking about?
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Republicans love that sort of thing.
Never mind.
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And it just made me think, like,
midterms are gonna be here soon.
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This might be our last year
in office together.
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- So many memories.
- Ah.
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Remember when you gave that
speech on the House floor
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with toilet paper stuck to your shoe?
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And then we authorized the Iraq War?
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- Right.
- That war was bananas!
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Like, a lot of people got hurt and died.
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- Right, right.
- Yeah. Right.
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But you know what I remember
most about it?
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- Yeah?
- Our parties did it together.
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- Oh, you're right.
- So true!
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- You're right about that.
- We got to really enjoy
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this time and have fun,
like when we were teenagers
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reading Ayn Rand and harassing the
kids in the free-lunch line.
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Why are all these white people mad?
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I'm trying to help them.
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And now I got to go to this
dumb shutdown meeting.
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Dad, why are you letting this
Kelly dude tell you what to do?
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What's the point of having
your own branch of government
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if you can't break it off, plant it,
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and grow your own Christmas tree?!
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I don't know. I guess
Kelly keeps me organized.
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He tells annoying people
not to barge into my office,
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reminds me not to call every
foreign leader "Doodle Bug."
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Sounds like he friggin' sucks!
If he was cool like you,
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he'd hold meetings in the
bathroom while he took a dump.
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You know what?
You're right! Forget Kelly.
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For the first time in my life, I'm
gonna say and do whatever I want.
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♪ General Kelly, your reign is done! ♪
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- Ohh.
- # I'm gonna do me #
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- Dad!
- # Donald J. Tru-u-u-mp #
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Dad... what the fuck are you
doing?! That's really good.
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When I get back, I want the
United States government funded.
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And that means no parties.
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Don't worry.
We're not having a party.
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We're totally throwing a party.
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It's gonna make Mnuchin's party
look like Mike Pence's personality.
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Personality is sin.
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Don, Eric, get some candies,
treats, and sweet treats.
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What's the difference between
treats and sweet treats?
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Eric! Don't worry, Dad.
I'll explain it to him later.
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And we're gonna have it in
the living room!
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- So someone clean it up.
- I'm an excellent cleanser.
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This is no longer
General Kelly's White House!
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It's Donny Trump's
Funky Baby Party Box,
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where cool Trumps rule
and lame generals drool.
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Mr. President, you promised General
Kelly you'd work on that bill.
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Don't worry.
Susan's on it.
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- We all know Susan doesn't exist.
- Really? Susan might disagree.
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Maybe check in with her on that.
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Can you believe all this shutdown ...
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Crap. Sorry. It's my first
bipartisan night out in a while.
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Let's forget about
the shutdown for a sec.
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How about, to break the ice,
you ask us anything you want?
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No judgment.
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Okay. Um, do you really
want to raise taxes?
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Heck, no.
That money's ours.
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Exactly!
Your turn. Ask us anything.
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Benghazi.
What's that all about?
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To be honest, I don't know what
Benghazi is, where it happened...
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Oh, yeah.
Folks in Louisville
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are always coming up to me
worried about Libya. Oh, get real.
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Wow!
We are having fun!
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I'm not even faking this
giant open-mouth smile.
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I can't stop it now, and I'm
actually getting a bit frightened.
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Hey, this might sound weird ...
do you guys ever tub?
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- Ooh!
- Ooh!
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- Ooh!
- Right?
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Ruffians are planning
White House protests
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even larger than when you issued
a travel ban on Episcopalians
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because you thought they were
refugees from Episcopalia.
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McMasters, why are we
talking about this?
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Everyone is stoked on my party,
and no one gives two nickels
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about Kelly's weird scheme
to fund the government.
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What are you talking about?
I love parties.
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It's always nice to let your
hair down, take your medals off.
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- But your duty to this country comes first.
- Lighten up, McMaster!
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With everyone upset
about the government
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not doing anything, a party
would be a welcome distraction.
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Mattis, my man!
Sanders, you in?
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Hell yeah!
Just a warnin' ... after three beers,
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I attack anyone who reminds me
remotely of my father.
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Now that we're all cozy,
everyone go around
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and say something that you'd
never admit to the American people.
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I don't know where I'm supposed
to sit in the Senate.
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- Oh, my goodness.
- What?!
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- Are you serious?
- I love that!
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- I have no idea.
- That's amazing.
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I got one. I've never set
foot inside a voting booth.
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- What?!
- Wow!
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- That's not ...
- That's truly not okay.
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- That is insane!
- I mean, what's the point? It's not like
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- one person can actually make a difference.
- This is freaking awesome!
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I feel like I just mandated
drug tests for food stamps.
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- Whoo! Yeah, baby!
- It's too bad we have to get back
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- and negotiate this budget bill.
- Well, who says we do?
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The only thing I'm negotiating
is who gets out
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- to turn the jets on in 15 minutes.
- I'm into that.
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I'd also be into
reaching across the aisle
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just to, uh... you know...
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feel around.
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- What?
- Okay, I clearly misread the vibe.
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Hey! We're having a party!
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Is this great or what!
Hey! Come on!
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Let's hear it!
Everyone get their sugar sticks?!
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Man, if we had these in Vietnam,
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it would have taken way longer
to lose that war! Hah-ha!
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Ah, tah-pah-pah-pah-pah.
Take it easy on those, McMaster.
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Nooch, what are we watching?
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I've got pornos based on
every movie I've produced ...
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"Collateral Booty,"
"Mad Max: Furry Chode,"
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- "The Lego Batman Porno."
- I have to recuse myself.
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Let's just watch the news.
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My body reacts the same way to
news as it does to pornography.
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There's a chance we might
not get paid for weeks!
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Who knows what
I'll tell my kids?!
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Get over it, you crybaby!
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Crap! It's Kelly!
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Everybody flush yourself
down the toilet, now!
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What the hell is going on here?!
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Hey, General
Kelly! Yay!
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Okay, so, I didn't pass a budget.
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Big deal.
You didn't pass one, either.
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Sir, the government's only
funded for one more day.
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This is serious!
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If it's so serious, then
why am I wearing this hat?
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You call Congressional leaders
and negotiate a damn bill.
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- Now!
- You can't tell me what to do!
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- You're not my real dad!
- I'm not even your fake dad.
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But if you want to
respect your office
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and act like a grown adult,
then pass a bill.
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But if you want to be a
little toddler, eat sugar,
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and drink sugar,
don't expect my help.
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So, what'll it be?
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- Cupcakes!
- Guess who cut a culinary
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magnet school's funding
and got their desserts!
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♪ Three white people on a couch ♪
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♪ It's "Fox & Friends" ♪
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I'm glad President Trump
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isn't taking this government
shutdown seriously.
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I don't need some FDA bureaucrat
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getting between me
and my poisoned meats!
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Sure, museums will close,
but, hey, that'll keep
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those suits of armor
and woolly mammoths
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from running loose when they
get struck by lightning
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- and come to life.
- That was so...
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- Is he dead?
- ...fun. What's on the docket today?
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How about a prank?
Somebody get the flu
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and then kiss Chief Justice
John Roberts.
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Oh, we'd love to say yes,
but our constituents are giving us
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- hell about this budget deal.
- So, we took a look at your proposals.
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One provision makes
gun owners tax-exempt.
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Who cares about all that stuff?
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All I care about is
that four-seater hot tub
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and my three besties!
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Oh, for pig shit's sake.
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"Infowars."
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We have video proof
that four globalists...
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ostensibly from different parties
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have now been
caught on video, folks ...
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it's on video ... bathing
together in the Satanic waters
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of a ritual hot tub!
Paul Ryan ... globalist!
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Mitch McConnell ...
33-degree Mason!
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Nancy Pelosi ... a known
member of San Francisco!
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Chuck Schumer! There is
fluoride in that hot tub!
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Mother of God!
They think we're bipartisan.
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Finally, no Kelly to bother me.
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00:14:43,042 --> 00:14:46,911
Hey, I'm gonna watch some TV
if anyone wants to join!
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No dweebs, goobers, weenies,
or mean people!
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Heard your Draconian gatekeeper,
General Kelly, is out,
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which means I'm in!
Your personal space!
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- There's something I'd like to parlay.
- I'm not blurbing your novel.
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00:15:01,026 --> 00:15:02,894
A whodunit about a brilliant
White House aide
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getting stood up
repeatedly at the movies.
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00:15:04,596 --> 00:15:08,399
Is it sheer coincidence or evidence
of a much more insidious plot?
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00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:10,268
"The Feminine Menace: Volume I."
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- Dad.
- Dad. Look at this rock.
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- No! Look at my rock!
- Dad. Yo. Look at my rock.
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- Don? Don?
- Dad?
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- No, don't look at his rock!
- Look at my rock!
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- Ben, you're not my son.
- Dad. Dad. Daddy. Dad.
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00:15:18,810 --> 00:15:20,077
- Is this Mike Pence's office?
- Don.
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- It's my office.
- Dad!
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-. Michael forgot his lunch in here.
- Dad!
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You're insane if you think
I didn't already eat that!
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Ted Cruz!
What are we watching?
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- Don?
- Dad! Dad!
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00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:31,255
Holy smokes! I feel like
I'm in the Wild West!
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- Yee-haw!
- Dad!
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- Dad!
- Dad!
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A donkey kicking someone through
a couple of swinging doors!
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Lord, have mercy!
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00:15:44,764 --> 00:15:47,404
So, then, what are you saying?
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We're saying we lost
sight of ourselves.
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00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:53,410
Those jets blinded us to the truth.
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That tub was a beautiful
apolitical womb!
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The deep connections I felt last night
I've never felt for anyone!
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Not my wife, my kids,
my red hat and barbells!
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00:16:04,454 --> 00:16:07,256
Knock it off!
You're gonna get us killed.
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00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:10,793
Come on! Chuck, I rubbed
in your scalp tonic.
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00:16:10,794 --> 00:16:13,262
Nancy, I told you
my middle-school secret
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about sneaking into
ceramics after hours
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to make myself a clay boob
I kept under my bed!
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00:16:19,302 --> 00:16:24,139
And as much as that story meant to
me, this is the way it has to be.
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00:16:24,140 --> 00:16:26,842
Paul, I know this applies
to whenever you're awake,
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but you're embarrassing yourself.
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00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:31,513
Hey, hey, ho, how!
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00:16:31,514 --> 00:16:33,958
The government should not shut down!
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00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,383
Hey, hey, ho, hur!
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00:16:35,384 --> 00:16:38,488
The government shutdown
should not occur!
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This place is a mad house!
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00:16:43,025 --> 00:16:45,026
I'm heading out to play
a few holes of golf!
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What's 18 times 5?
A thousand?
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00:16:47,163 --> 00:16:51,132
Wouldn't show your face right now, sir.
Massive protests have begun.
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00:16:51,133 --> 00:16:54,301
Those have nothing to do with me.
I'm just a simple golfing man.
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00:16:54,302 --> 00:16:56,838
But if it makes them go away,
I'll do the bill.
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00:16:56,839 --> 00:16:59,674
There is no bill. The House can't
agree on a single budget item.
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00:16:59,675 --> 00:17:02,810
Right now they're stuck in negotiations
over how many vertical lines
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go through the "S" in a dollar sign.
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Then round up all those stiffs
and fix it.
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00:17:06,648 --> 00:17:10,084
I've never rounded up anyone that
wasn't presumed dead weeks later.
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00:17:10,085 --> 00:17:12,052
You're gonna need Kelly
for this one.
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00:17:12,653 --> 00:17:16,891
Many people are to blame
for this government shutdown,
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but no group deserves
more blame than...
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00:17:19,361 --> 00:17:23,397
Don't do it, Nancy.
Remember! The tub!
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...than the Republicans!
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Everyone knows the blame
lies squarely with
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the House Democrats,
whose leader, just last night,
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00:17:33,775 --> 00:17:35,675
told me that she thinks women
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should make 90 cents
to the dollar, tops!
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00:17:39,113 --> 00:17:41,281
Yeah? So? Yeah?
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00:17:41,282 --> 00:17:45,218
In middle school,
Paul Ryan made a clay boob!
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00:17:45,219 --> 00:17:47,086
Yeah, yeah, yeah? So?!
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00:17:47,087 --> 00:17:49,422
I was gonna...
tell everyone, anyway!
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00:17:49,423 --> 00:17:52,525
Ya-hoo!
Go on! Get 'em, Nancy!
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00:17:52,526 --> 00:17:54,460
Go get McConnell!
Get him now!
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00:17:54,461 --> 00:17:56,229
Go on! Git!
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He's got a banjo!
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00:18:00,741 --> 00:18:04,770
♪ Three white people
rocking out in Washington ♪
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00:18:04,921 --> 00:18:09,959
And welcome back to Fox News'
Rockin' Washington Shutdown!
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With performances by Travis
Tritt's brother, Lonnie Tritt,
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00:18:13,797 --> 00:18:16,731
and the Eliminate the
Estate Tax Junior Dancers.
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00:18:16,732 --> 00:18:19,668
And I'm being told that
Fox News' fireworks guy
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00:18:19,669 --> 00:18:23,672
is unavailable because he is,
indeed, uh, Lonnie Tritt.
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00:18:23,673 --> 00:18:26,508
So instead, we'll use our mouths
to make firework sounds.
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Three, two, one!
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00:18:30,713 --> 00:18:32,513
- Blue, yellow, green!
- Boom, bang! Wow!
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00:18:33,424 --> 00:18:35,717
All you had to do was call
Congressional leaders,
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00:18:35,718 --> 00:18:39,187
and we'd be fine, but you
just had to have your fun.
403
00:18:39,188 --> 00:18:41,555
Well, maybe if you ever
did something for me!
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00:18:41,556 --> 00:18:43,591
Everything I do is for you.
405
00:18:43,592 --> 00:18:46,761
Who had your back when you
accidentally called a war widow
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00:18:46,762 --> 00:18:49,230
thinking it was Grubhub
and yelled at her
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00:18:49,231 --> 00:18:51,031
for not bringing enough
blue-cheese dressing?
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00:18:51,032 --> 00:18:55,202
You suffocated me!
"No TV, Mr. President! No golf!
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00:18:55,203 --> 00:18:57,838
Miss Universe contestants
aren't foreign dignitaries!"
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00:18:57,839 --> 00:19:00,274
You won't let me do anything!
I hate you!
411
00:19:00,275 --> 00:19:02,836
- You don't mean that.
- Yes, I do!
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00:19:02,871 --> 00:19:05,045
I hate you!
I hate you! I hate you!
413
00:19:09,617 --> 00:19:14,560
Oh, God. Come on, Donald.
You got two more in you.
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00:19:14,956 --> 00:19:18,358
All right. One more,
and your point is made.
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00:19:20,194 --> 00:19:22,017
I hate you.
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00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:30,436
Protesters, evil generals,
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00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:32,972
toilets that can't flush
empty McDonald's bags ...
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00:19:32,973 --> 00:19:35,074
I hate the White House!
419
00:19:35,075 --> 00:19:37,042
- Where to, sir?
- The only place where I can
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00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:40,312
tell someone to do something
and they do it, no matter what.
421
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:43,215
Hey, yeah,
could I get the number 2...?
422
00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:45,450
Ohh!
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00:19:45,451 --> 00:19:47,953
Do you guys have lasagna?!
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00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:49,789
- No.
- I see it on the menu!
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00:19:49,790 --> 00:19:52,424
Uh, we saw you
tape that up there, sir.
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00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:54,393
Why don't you
just do what I say?!
427
00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:57,162
Is that General Kelly in there?
Ugh! Okay, fine.
428
00:19:57,163 --> 00:19:59,898
You put me down for nine
gravy packets while I decide.
429
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:02,233
Ohh! Ooh!
What the...?
430
00:20:02,234 --> 00:20:05,136
The protestors.
How did they find me?
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00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:08,340
- Seatbelts. Aah!
- McMasters, if I don't make it,
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00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:10,842
tell my gravy packets I love them!
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00:20:13,412 --> 00:20:16,514
I hate to admit this,
but I'm starting to think
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00:20:16,515 --> 00:20:19,918
this whole situation ...
maybe, just maybe ...
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00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:21,419
is all your fault.
436
00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:26,457
You miss him, don't you?
437
00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:29,126
Democratic Senator from
Vermont Patrick Leahy.
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00:20:29,127 --> 00:20:31,762
I was sure we'd be bros to the end.
439
00:20:31,763 --> 00:20:35,533
- What happened with you two?
- What always happens, Paul.
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00:20:35,534 --> 00:20:37,868
Talk radio found out
about our friendship.
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00:20:37,869 --> 00:20:42,440
- Washington happened.
- What you had was real, Mitch.
442
00:20:42,441 --> 00:20:46,009
And what we had with Nancy
and Chuck, that was real, too.
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00:20:46,010 --> 00:20:47,211
- Ohh!
- Grow up, kid!
444
00:20:47,212 --> 00:20:49,313
This isn't a sleep-away camp.
445
00:20:49,314 --> 00:20:52,349
Huh... You and your open
palm are right, Mitch.
446
00:20:52,350 --> 00:20:56,387
I still have a lot of growing to do.
447
00:20:56,888 --> 00:20:59,689
♪ Growing up, boy, it's the pits ♪
448
00:20:59,690 --> 00:21:02,525
♪ But I'm not longer 46 ♪
449
00:21:02,526 --> 00:21:05,462
♪ So it's time to be a man ♪
450
00:21:05,463 --> 00:21:08,531
♪ In Washington ♪
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00:21:08,532 --> 00:21:11,067
♪ In Washington ♪
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00:21:11,068 --> 00:21:13,703
♪ Growing up, I had my doubts ♪
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00:21:13,704 --> 00:21:16,739
♪ But now McMaster's
all passed out ♪
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00:21:16,740 --> 00:21:19,742
♪ And it's time to be a man ♪
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00:21:19,743 --> 00:21:23,212
♪ In Washington ♪
456
00:21:23,213 --> 00:21:26,382
♪ Growing brains,
it's not so hard ♪
457
00:21:26,383 --> 00:21:29,185
♪ Just get a sample
from a dog ♪
458
00:21:29,186 --> 00:21:32,154
♪ And put it in a liquid vat ♪
459
00:21:32,155 --> 00:21:35,919
♪ Of oxygen ♪
460
00:21:36,214 --> 00:21:38,894
♪ Don't let this term
become your last ♪
461
00:21:38,895 --> 00:21:41,764
♪ Give up your friends
for donor cash ♪
462
00:21:41,765 --> 00:21:44,666
♪ Growing up, it's hard to do ♪
463
00:21:44,667 --> 00:21:50,667
♪ But it's easier with you ♪
464
00:21:53,742 --> 00:21:56,378
Come on.
Let's go make women's access
465
00:21:56,379 --> 00:21:58,613
to vital healthcare impossible.
466
00:22:02,285 --> 00:22:05,453
General Kelly!
How did you find us?
467
00:22:05,454 --> 00:22:08,255
You're the President in
an upside-down Air Force One
468
00:22:08,256 --> 00:22:10,057
in a fast-food drive-through.
469
00:22:10,058 --> 00:22:13,360
It's the most photographed
event in human history.
470
00:22:13,361 --> 00:22:16,230
Wow. Even in an upside-down
plane, I'm still prisoner
471
00:22:16,231 --> 00:22:18,265
to the media's judging gaze.
472
00:22:18,376 --> 00:22:21,012
We said some...
things back there,
473
00:22:21,013 --> 00:22:23,914
but people are pretty upset
about this government shutdown.
474
00:22:23,915 --> 00:22:26,083
I know ... you're
the big man in charge.
475
00:22:26,084 --> 00:22:29,253
You've got the longest tie in the room.
476
00:22:29,254 --> 00:22:30,854
And you don't need to do
anything you don't want to do.
477
00:22:30,855 --> 00:22:33,490
But I really think you
should get back to work.
478
00:22:33,491 --> 00:22:35,992
Can I watch a few hours of TV first?
479
00:22:35,993 --> 00:22:38,362
Government shutdown, sir.
They turned off your cable.
480
00:22:38,363 --> 00:22:40,764
President Trump racing
back to Washing-ton
481
00:22:40,765 --> 00:22:42,699
to hammer out a budget deal.
482
00:22:42,700 --> 00:22:44,834
We're told the only hiccup
is his head
483
00:22:44,835 --> 00:22:47,370
contains four gallons of blood
and milkshake
484
00:22:47,371 --> 00:22:50,506
and his feet are so drained,
they're basically flippers.
485
00:22:50,507 --> 00:22:52,776
All right, I'm back.
Skip the boring stuff.
486
00:22:52,777 --> 00:22:54,678
Where do I sign to
get TV working again?
487
00:22:54,679 --> 00:22:57,280
We're in a fight, and the
Republicans started it
488
00:22:57,281 --> 00:23:00,883
- with their ridiculous proposals!
- No! Chuck started it.
489
00:23:00,884 --> 00:23:04,087
Boys! Obviously, it's whoever
started it's fault,
490
00:23:04,088 --> 00:23:05,521
but let's be adults here.
491
00:23:05,522 --> 00:23:08,424
Be adults?
That's rich coming from you.
492
00:23:08,425 --> 00:23:10,759
You take that back, or
we're not friends anymore!
493
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:12,127
- Screw you!
- Take a hike, will you?
494
00:23:12,128 --> 00:23:14,463
- I hate you!
- You're all Dumpster people!
495
00:23:14,464 --> 00:23:16,799
Knock it off!
You're all babies.
496
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:18,968
Has anyone here gone to war?
497
00:23:18,969 --> 00:23:22,771
No, but I did play in a college
intramural Frisbee golf game
498
00:23:22,772 --> 00:23:26,308
that got pretty darn
physical, so I get it.
499
00:23:26,309 --> 00:23:27,443
If you had gone to war,
500
00:23:27,444 --> 00:23:31,079
you'd know that it doesn't matter
if you like your fellow soldiers.
501
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:34,116
You'd have to grow the hell up
and work together
502
00:23:34,117 --> 00:23:36,751
because you're responsible for
something more important
503
00:23:36,752 --> 00:23:38,320
than yourselves ...
504
00:23:38,321 --> 00:23:40,822
turning the tide in Vietnam.
505
00:23:40,823 --> 00:23:43,725
- He's right.
- He makes a good point, doesn't he?
506
00:23:43,726 --> 00:23:46,293
- For Vietnam!
- And don't forget me!
507
00:23:46,294 --> 00:23:48,496
I'm also responsible for
something more important
508
00:23:48,497 --> 00:23:50,765
than me ...
the perception of me.
509
00:23:50,766 --> 00:23:53,267
So, what do you say
we make me look good?
510
00:23:53,268 --> 00:23:56,771
We are so proud to announce
that Congress has passed
511
00:23:56,772 --> 00:24:02,443
historic legislation to fund
the government for 15 more hours.
512
00:24:05,654 --> 00:24:08,756
You know, Mr. President,
I kind of missed you.
513
00:24:08,757 --> 00:24:12,159
I realized I need someone to
order around, just as much
514
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:14,895
as you need someone to resent
for ordering you around.
515
00:24:14,896 --> 00:24:16,664
Tremendous!
516
00:24:16,665 --> 00:24:18,265
In fact, you've worked so hard,
517
00:24:18,266 --> 00:24:22,735
you should take this weekend off
and spend it at KFC.
518
00:24:22,736 --> 00:24:25,839
Yes. Tremendous!
Great.
519
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:30,243
Mr. President?
Oh, fuck.
520
00:24:30,244 --> 00:24:32,578
You can't hate me
more than I hate myself.
521
00:24:32,579 --> 00:24:37,883
- Mr. Presid-e-e-e-ent!
- See you next month, loser!
522
00:24:38,134 --> 00:24:42,505
♪ Donald Trump is the president ♪
523
00:24:42,506 --> 00:24:45,542
♪ Donald Trump
is the president ♪
524
00:24:45,543 --> 00:24:48,211
♪ Is Donald Trump the president? ♪
525
00:24:48,212 --> 00:24:50,046
♪ Yes, he is ♪
526
00:24:50,047 --> 00:24:52,815
♪ Yes, he is,
we elected him president ♪
527
00:24:52,816 --> 00:24:55,450
♪ Is Donald Trump the president? ♪
528
00:24:55,451 --> 00:24:57,019
♪ Yes, he is ♪
529
00:24:57,020 --> 00:24:59,989
♪ We had a vote
and elected him president ♪
530
00:24:59,990 --> 00:25:05,990
♪ Donald Trump is the president ♪
531
00:25:06,730 --> 00:25:08,463
♪ Donald Trump ♪
532
00:25:08,464 --> 00:25:12,568
♪ He is our president ♪
533
00:25:12,569 --> 00:25:16,238
♪ We made him president ♪
534
00:25:16,239 --> 00:25:18,207
♪ We did it ♪
535
00:25:18,208 --> 00:25:21,410
♪ Donald Trump is the president ♪
536
00:25:21,411 --> 00:25:25,046
♪ We elected Donald Trump ♪
537
00:25:25,047 --> 00:25:28,817
♪ Donald Trump
is the president ♪
538
00:25:28,818 --> 00:25:32,220
♪ Donald Trump is the president ♪
539
00:25:32,221 --> 00:25:36,157
♪ Yeah ♪
540
00:25:36,388 --> 00:25:37,680
Trump!
541
00:25:39,353 --> 00:25:45,080
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