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Attention, boils and ghouls,
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it's time for Dr. Wolfenstein's
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"Creature Feature Show."
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Ah-hhh.
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The doctor is in.
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Don't scream. Don't move.
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Stay tuned for Channel 68's
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Halloween Eve movie marathon.
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I'm your host,
your ghost host
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with the most,
Dr. Wolfenstein.
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I will be with you
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until the end.
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Howdy folks.
Black Blood.
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Violence.
Freaks of Nature.
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Come on down to Captain Spaulding's
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Museum of Monsters and Madmen.
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See the Alligator Boy.
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Ride my famous Murder Ride.
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Most of all,
don't forget to take home
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some of my tasty fried chicken.
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It just tastes so damn good.
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... with a meat cleaver.
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See it, hear it,and actually feel it.
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Coming after youto rip your flesh apart.
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Unbelievable but true.
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See it, hear it,and actually feel it.
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Shit, I can't do nothin' with this.
I can't get rid of this.
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It ain't worth nothin',
my name's all over it.
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I was fixing it to trade it
to Jackie Cobb.
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That retard that hangs out
at Molly's Fruit Stand?
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- Yeah.
- For the life of me
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I cannot understand why
you hang out with that asshole.
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He's one horny retard.
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Well, ain't they all?
All they wanna do is eat and fuck.
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If you knew him,
you might understand his urges.
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Worse than a rabid-ass baboon.
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You know what his favorite thing is
next to whacking his weasel?
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He takes a sharpened pencil
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and sticks it in his eyeball
and twists it.
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- What?
- He doesn't hurt himself though,
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he kind of twists it
right next to his eyeball.
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He'd been putting that pencil
someplace other than his eyeball.
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He don't do nothin' like that.
Although, once he got caught
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with a "Planet of the Apes" doll
stuck up his asshole.
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Goddamn.
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They had to take him
to the hospital.
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Kid had Dr. Zaius stuck
halfway up his butt.
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Couldn't get it out.
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- Did you fix the toilet?
- Yes, I did,
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and I don't want you stuffing any
goddamn paper towels down there.
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I had to snake
the shit out that thing.
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Here you go.
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You bust that crapper
and I'm gonna bust your ass.
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I hear ya.
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Mary, fucking Moses,
ya'll get the fuck outta here.
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Hold it, clowney.
Keep your paws where I can see them.
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Don't move.
I'll blast a hole the size of
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a Kansas City watermelon
through your ugly ass, Bozo face.
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What the fuck is that
supposed to mean?
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Go grab that other asshole
out of the shitter
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- and drag his ass back in here.
- Right.
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You miserable motherfu...
I ought to jump over this counter
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and bash your fucking balls in.
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All right, Tippy,
hand over the cash box
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and I might leave
your brains inside your skull.
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I'll tell you what, Ski King,
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why don't you just take
your mama home some chicken
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and then I won't have to stuff
my boot all up in ya ass!
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I don't like chicken!
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And I hate clowns!
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Put that shit down.
Put it down!
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That is it!
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I'm gonna count to 10 and you're
gonna hand over all the cash,
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or I'm gonna splatter
your grease-paint mug
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across the state line.
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- One...
- Fuck yo mama.
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- Two...
- Fuck yo sister.
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What are we gonna do?
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I know you, you work
at the hardware store, right?
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- Richard Wick, right?
- Shut your trap.
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Quiet down, both of you!
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- Three...
- Fuck yo grandma.
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I remember now.
All the guys made fun of you.
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- Called you Little Dick Wick.
- Shut up!
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Stop singing,
I hate that song.
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Put your fucking mask back on.
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Fuck it!
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Most of all,
fuck you!
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Goddamn motherfucker gotblood all over my best clown suit.
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How many want
to touch this afternoon?
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Raise your hand if you want
God to touch you.
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I'm gonna pray that God
will give you a divine touch...
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...the US Department of Agriculture
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is checking whether
state meat and poultry inspectors
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are good enough to allow the
product to go on sale nationally.
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The USDA has said...
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Man, some of these
Manson chicks are really hot.
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Shit, how are we
almost out of gas?
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And this squeaky, right here,
now that's a girl you would date.
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- Jerry, how much did you put in?
- I don't know? Two, three bucks.
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Two, three bucks?
I told you to fill...
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- Bill, feel me, am I made of money?
- Get off. Jesus Christ, Jerry.
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Don't panic yourself there
way too much, caffeine guy.
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I wouldn't be drinking
so much coffee
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if you did your share
of the driving.
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- You know I don't have nightvision.
- Oh, not this again.
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Seriously, I can't even make out
the lines in the road.
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If you wanna pull the car over,
I'll be more than happy
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to kill us out
in the middle of nowhere.
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Besides, there's a billboard
right there.
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Captain Spaulding's Museum
of Monsters and Madmen.
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Awesome, great!
Fried chicken and gasoline.
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Next exit, there you go,
problem solved
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and we didn't have to freak out.
It was a real big deal.
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Dick.
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All right.
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I'll pump the gas. Go inside
and see if it's worth checking out.
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Okay, Mr. Cranky.
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Holy... crap!
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You gotta see this place.
It's boss.
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- How boss?
- Really fucking boss.
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Like, wake up the chicks
and break out the camera boss?
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Hell, yeah.
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Wakey, wakey!
Eggs and bacon.
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Hey, sweetie, come on.
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Grab Mary and get your stuff
and come on inside.
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Bill and I found a kick-ass place.
Come on, move, move!
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Let's go.
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Come on, Sleeping Beauty,
it's time to go to work.
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What's in that case over there?
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Hairless monkey.
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Did you see the crocodile boy?
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How'd you like to find
that in your pants?
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- Excuse me, sir? Howdy.
- Hi.
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I love this place. How long have
you been running this place?
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Well, uhm...
How long's a piece of string?
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I don't know.
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Too goddamn long,
that's how long.
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Too goddamn long,
that's right.
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Right, I hear that,
but how long, actually?
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Oh, shit, I don't know exactly.
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I took over for my pa,
right after the Duke damned Oscar.
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- Oh, you mean John Wayne.
- Hell, son.
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How many dukes do you know about?
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- Greatest American ever lived.
- Look at that.
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"Circle up the wagons, pilgrims."
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"Whatever you say, cowboy."
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I'm not that much of a Western fan.
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I like science-fiction.
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Ah-hhh. Space boy.
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I figured as much.
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Let me ask you something.
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How come you're asking
so many jackassy questions?
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My friends and I,
we're driving across country
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writing this book on off-beat
roadside attractions,
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the crazy shit you see when
you're driving across the country.
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I don't drive cross country.
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But if you did.
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But I don't.
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Yeah, but supposing
for a second that you did.
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You little dickens, you.
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I know what your problem is.
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What's that?
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Ya'll think us folks from the
country's funny-like, don't you?
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- Jerry...
- Well, saddle up the mule, ma.
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Slide me some grits,
I's got to get me some education.
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- Jerry...
- You asshole.
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No, I'm really very interested,
I'm not trying to make fun.
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Gotcha!
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You are such a bad clown.
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Oh, fuck me, Side Sally,
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who the hell'd wanna read about
all this horseshit anyway?
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You'd be surprised.
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Son, look around.
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Would I be surprised?
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Finally. Great, great. Come on, we
paid for the tickets.
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- Let's go, let's go, let's go.
- What tickets?
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This isn't everything.
There is actually a murder ride.
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A murder ride?
I don't want to go on a murder ride.
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- Yes, you do wanna go on a...
- No, I don't.
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Hey, how about
if we skip the murder ride?
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Hey, how about if we go?
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Anytime this year, people.
Tour is about to begin.
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Okay, we'll see you inside
the murder ride, we'll be back. Bye.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls,
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children of all ages,
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you are about to enter
the world of darkness,
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a world where life
and death are meaningless,
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and pain is God.
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- Pain!
- Billy, let's go.
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- Quit that, sport.
- Sorry, Captain Spaulding.
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We gonna have a good time now.
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On your right, you will see
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the infamous
Albert... Fish.
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Masochist, sadist,
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child killer and most importantly,
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cannibal.
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Mr. Fish, born 1870
and enjoyed spankings
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with nail-studded paddles,
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stuffing needles
deep into his groin.
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- I have a question. How many...
- Hold all questions.
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No, no, help.
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Lizzie fucking Borden.
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Now, one of our most famous crazies,
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the psycho of Plainsfield,
Mr. Ed Gein.
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Murderer, cannibal,
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Mr. Gein used to take
great pleasure
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of playing with
dead bodies of women,
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especially, their sexual organs.
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Now, one of our local heroes,
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S. Quentin Quale,
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aka Dr. Satan.
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Oh shit!
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Murderer, torturer,
but most of all, master surgeon.
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Mr. Quail was an intern
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at Willows County Mental Hospital,
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nicknamed Weeping Willows
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for the neverending cries of pain.
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Through primitive brain surgery...
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- Jerry, stop it.
- Mr. Quail believed
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that he could create
a race of superhumans
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from the mentally ill.
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Vigilante justice prevailed.
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They took his ass out and hung him.
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And that infamous hanging tree
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is no more than a stone's throw away
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from where y'alls' ass
is now seated.
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But the next day
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his body was found
to be missing.
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Until today
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no trace of Dr. Satan
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has ever been discovered.
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But then, who knows?
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Maybe he lives next door to you.
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Tour's over.
Exit through the doors.
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That was so bad-ass.
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Dr. Satan. Ah-hhh,
Dr. Satan.
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Maybe he lives next door to you.
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Calm down, it was all right.
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Do you think maybe we could go now?
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I'm gonna go call my dad.
I'll be right back.
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I love you.
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What do you mean,
it was all right?
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It was cool,
but it wasn't that great.
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Dude, you don't have to play it
down in front of your chick.
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- Oh.
- Thank you.
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Don't move a muscle, an artery,
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00:17:05,967 --> 00:17:08,629
Or a vein.
249
00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:10,705
- Hello?
- Hey, Dad.
250
00:17:10,772 --> 00:17:13,240
- Wow, Denise.
- We stopped for gas
251
00:17:13,308 --> 00:17:16,175
at this place
called Captain Spaulding's,
252
00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:19,213
somewhere outside
of Ruggsville.
253
00:17:19,281 --> 00:17:23,217
It turned into this whole big thing,
so we're behind schedule.
254
00:17:23,285 --> 00:17:24,582
Don't be too late.
255
00:17:24,653 --> 00:17:28,419
I forgot to tell you that Halloween
falls on a school night
256
00:17:28,490 --> 00:17:31,357
so they're
trick-or-treating tonight.
257
00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:34,888
Your left hand shows your past;
258
00:17:34,963 --> 00:17:38,330
your right hand shows your future.
259
00:17:42,804 --> 00:17:44,772
Good evening.
I'm Lance Brockwell
260
00:17:44,839 --> 00:17:48,331
and this is the 7:00 news.
And our top story tonight,
261
00:17:48,410 --> 00:17:51,174
investigators still have no leads
to the strange disappearance
262
00:17:51,246 --> 00:17:54,010
of the five cheerleaders
from Ruggsville High School.
263
00:17:54,082 --> 00:17:56,073
Cindy Thompson, Karen Murphy,
264
00:17:56,151 --> 00:17:59,348
Allison Cole, Valarie Green,
and Dawn Baker
265
00:17:59,421 --> 00:18:02,219
were last seen four days ago
leaving a football game.
266
00:18:03,024 --> 00:18:05,390
I know it seems stupid,
but I really wanna see this tree.
267
00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:07,826
Do yourself a favor, son,
just forget about it.
268
00:18:07,896 --> 00:18:10,524
Oh, come on,
I live for this shit.
269
00:18:10,599 --> 00:18:13,227
Okay, all right,
I'll draw you a damn map.
270
00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:16,293
- Thank you.
- I still say it's a waste of time.
271
00:18:16,371 --> 00:18:19,534
You are here.
Go straight up this road.
272
00:18:19,608 --> 00:18:21,803
Make the first right.
First left.
273
00:18:21,876 --> 00:18:23,901
Come straight across
and down.
274
00:18:23,979 --> 00:18:25,947
Can't find it? Tough.
275
00:18:26,014 --> 00:18:27,811
- Here's your map.
- Right on.
276
00:18:27,882 --> 00:18:29,850
- Here's your complimentary chicken.
- Oh, wow.
277
00:18:29,918 --> 00:18:32,182
Don't let the door hit you
in the ass on the way out.
278
00:18:32,253 --> 00:18:34,278
You're gonna get
a great write-up for this.
279
00:18:46,101 --> 00:18:50,037
Here's an idea, let's just skip it.
It's probably nothing anyway.
280
00:18:50,105 --> 00:18:53,438
Christ, Jerry, Bill is right,
we can't see anything.
281
00:18:53,508 --> 00:18:54,668
What's that?
282
00:18:57,379 --> 00:18:58,368
Hitchhiker.
283
00:18:58,446 --> 00:19:01,438
- What? Should we stop?
- We can't leave her in the rain.
284
00:19:01,516 --> 00:19:04,110
Stick her in the front
if you wanna pick her up so bad.
285
00:19:08,089 --> 00:19:09,852
So, uh,
286
00:19:09,924 --> 00:19:12,722
- where ya headed?
- I was just going home.
287
00:19:12,794 --> 00:19:15,388
- Home, where's that?
- A couple miles up the road.
288
00:19:15,463 --> 00:19:18,023
- So, you live around here?
- Yeah.
289
00:19:18,099 --> 00:19:20,192
Do you know where
this Dr. Satan tree's at?
290
00:19:20,268 --> 00:19:22,793
Yeah. You know where that's at?
It's right by my house.
291
00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:24,702
- I can show you.
- Really?
292
00:19:24,773 --> 00:19:27,469
- So, it is a real thing.
- Fuck you.
293
00:19:27,542 --> 00:19:30,807
So, a tree?
Where's it at?
294
00:19:30,879 --> 00:19:33,370
- What tree?
Okay, this is crazy.
295
00:19:33,448 --> 00:19:35,416
She obviously doesn't
know anything.
296
00:19:35,483 --> 00:19:37,644
Oh, I know,
I'll show you where it's at.
297
00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:41,621
Whatever you need to do, you do it.
298
00:19:41,690 --> 00:19:42,588
There is no wrong.
299
00:19:43,625 --> 00:19:46,753
If someone needs to be killed,
you kill 'em.
300
00:19:46,828 --> 00:19:49,388
That's the way.
301
00:20:05,180 --> 00:20:06,613
Fuck.
302
00:20:06,681 --> 00:20:08,945
I think we blew a tire.
303
00:20:12,087 --> 00:20:15,454
- Oh poop.
- Oh, hell.
304
00:20:17,025 --> 00:20:19,152
At least we got that spare.
305
00:20:19,227 --> 00:20:21,092
You filled it up
like I asked, right?
306
00:20:21,162 --> 00:20:22,652
Yeah, yeah.
307
00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:26,866
Okay, what if I forgot
to put it back in the trunk?
308
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:28,960
What would plan B entail?
309
00:20:29,037 --> 00:20:32,734
- Jesus Christ, Jerry.
- Technically I did what you said.
310
00:20:32,807 --> 00:20:35,275
Oh for fucking sake, Jerry,
what're we gonna do now?
311
00:20:35,343 --> 00:20:38,073
I can't rightly
say if I know, me ladies.
312
00:20:38,146 --> 00:20:39,977
Wait, I love this song.
313
00:20:42,484 --> 00:20:45,715
Would you turn
the radio off, please?!
314
00:20:45,787 --> 00:20:47,618
God!
315
00:20:47,689 --> 00:20:49,589
We can walk to my house from here.
316
00:20:49,657 --> 00:20:50,385
What?
317
00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:53,427
My brother's got a tow truck.
He can come get your car.
318
00:20:53,495 --> 00:20:55,725
- I'll go, it's my fault.
- Forget it, I'm going.
319
00:20:55,797 --> 00:20:57,822
- No, Bill, I...
- You guys stay here.
320
00:20:57,899 --> 00:20:59,662
There's no sense in everyone
getting drenched.
321
00:21:02,370 --> 00:21:05,271
Returning to the news,
local authorities still have no lead
322
00:21:05,340 --> 00:21:07,308
in the mysterious disappearance
of the five cheerleaders
323
00:21:07,375 --> 00:21:09,172
from Ruggsville.
The girls were last seen
324
00:21:09,244 --> 00:21:11,974
leaving a cheering competition...
325
00:21:12,046 --> 00:21:13,343
It was loud enough
to wake the dead.
326
00:21:13,414 --> 00:21:14,847
That's an idea.
What is?
327
00:21:14,916 --> 00:21:18,852
Wouldn't it be dramatic? Supposing
the people inside were dead,
328
00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:22,447
all stretched out with the lights
quietly burning about them.
329
00:21:22,524 --> 00:21:24,617
I'm sure it would be very amusing.
330
00:21:24,692 --> 00:21:28,526
Why you ask?
Why is not the question.
331
00:21:28,596 --> 00:21:30,393
How?
332
00:21:30,465 --> 00:21:33,696
Now, that is a question
worth examining.
333
00:21:33,768 --> 00:21:36,236
How could I,
334
00:21:36,304 --> 00:21:38,795
being born of such
335
00:21:38,873 --> 00:21:40,966
conventional stock,
336
00:21:41,042 --> 00:21:43,135
arrive a leader of the rebellion?
337
00:21:43,211 --> 00:21:47,341
An escapist from a conformist world,
destined to find happiness
338
00:21:47,415 --> 00:21:50,316
only in that which
cannot be explained.
339
00:21:50,385 --> 00:21:52,751
I brought you here for a reason.
340
00:21:52,821 --> 00:21:56,348
But unfortunately,
you and your sentimental minds
341
00:21:56,424 --> 00:21:58,016
are doing me no good.
342
00:21:58,092 --> 00:22:01,061
My brain is frozen,
343
00:22:01,129 --> 00:22:02,756
locked.
344
00:22:02,831 --> 00:22:04,822
I have to break free
345
00:22:04,899 --> 00:22:08,892
from this culture
of mechanical reproductions
346
00:22:08,970 --> 00:22:11,404
and the thick incrustations
347
00:22:11,472 --> 00:22:13,201
dying on the surface.
348
00:22:13,274 --> 00:22:15,242
Oh, Christ.
349
00:22:16,978 --> 00:22:18,206
Fuck it.
350
00:22:35,263 --> 00:22:37,060
These are all my dolls.
351
00:22:37,131 --> 00:22:39,099
I used to chop their heads off
and their arms
352
00:22:39,167 --> 00:22:41,101
and stick them up on the wall.
353
00:22:42,604 --> 00:22:46,062
The door's locked,
I gotta go around.
354
00:22:46,140 --> 00:22:48,938
Just wait here.
355
00:23:07,095 --> 00:23:09,154
Jesus Christ!
Don't do that.
356
00:23:09,230 --> 00:23:12,427
You scared the shit out of me.
357
00:23:12,500 --> 00:23:15,230
You ain't seen nothing yet.
358
00:23:15,303 --> 00:23:18,170
- Is your brother ready to go?
- Yeah, he already left.
359
00:23:18,239 --> 00:23:20,605
- Come on, inside.
- What? He left?
360
00:23:20,675 --> 00:23:22,267
Come on and get toasty.
361
00:23:27,048 --> 00:23:29,209
Don't worry about it, he's fine.
362
00:23:29,284 --> 00:23:31,582
I just don't understand why...
363
00:23:33,721 --> 00:23:35,814
What was that?
364
00:23:37,525 --> 00:23:40,358
What? I didn't hear anything.
365
00:23:40,428 --> 00:23:42,396
Turn the radio off.
366
00:23:42,463 --> 00:23:44,260
Now listen.
367
00:23:50,038 --> 00:23:51,471
I still don't hear anything.
368
00:23:51,539 --> 00:23:54,474
I swear to God,
I heard some weird...
369
00:23:54,542 --> 00:23:57,568
Turn on the headlights,
see if something's out there.
370
00:24:06,654 --> 00:24:08,849
Calm down, calm down.
371
00:24:10,992 --> 00:24:12,755
Jesus H. Christ.
372
00:24:12,827 --> 00:24:15,193
It's the fucking tow truck guy.
373
00:24:28,643 --> 00:24:29,610
So,
374
00:24:29,677 --> 00:24:31,042
you live alone here?
375
00:24:31,112 --> 00:24:34,309
I mean,
just you and your brother?
376
00:24:34,382 --> 00:24:36,976
Nah, there's a bunch of us
around somewhere.
377
00:24:37,051 --> 00:24:39,952
I think Otis is upstairs
messing around or something.
378
00:24:49,530 --> 00:24:51,498
You gotta have the marshmallows.
379
00:24:51,566 --> 00:24:54,194
That's what makes it fun.
380
00:24:54,268 --> 00:24:56,463
Yeah, I guess.
381
00:24:56,537 --> 00:24:59,097
You sure do a lot of guessing.
382
00:24:59,173 --> 00:25:00,640
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
383
00:25:06,047 --> 00:25:07,537
Wow.
384
00:25:07,615 --> 00:25:09,583
Look at him.
385
00:25:09,650 --> 00:25:12,551
He must've been going pretty fast
to smash through that wall.
386
00:25:15,723 --> 00:25:18,123
You sure are silly
for a guy with glasses.
387
00:25:18,192 --> 00:25:20,353
- I like that.
- Okay, hey.
388
00:25:20,428 --> 00:25:23,659
Need those to see, thank you.
389
00:25:23,731 --> 00:25:25,756
How do I look?
390
00:25:25,833 --> 00:25:27,801
Terrific, really.
391
00:25:31,906 --> 00:25:33,806
Tasty.
392
00:25:33,875 --> 00:25:36,867
Ain't the only thing
tasty in this house.
393
00:25:51,526 --> 00:25:54,290
Okay, okay.
394
00:25:54,362 --> 00:25:56,330
I wonder what time...
395
00:25:56,397 --> 00:25:58,627
- it's getting kind of late.
- Don't worry, sugar.
396
00:25:58,699 --> 00:26:01,224
It ain't past my bedtime
397
00:26:01,302 --> 00:26:03,395
Are you flirting with me?
398
00:26:03,471 --> 00:26:05,029
What? Oh, no.
399
00:26:08,976 --> 00:26:11,706
Great! They're back.
400
00:26:11,779 --> 00:26:13,679
Whoppie-fucking-do.
401
00:26:18,453 --> 00:26:20,717
Excuse me?
402
00:26:22,757 --> 00:26:24,850
I gotta call my dad
and tell him we're gonna be late.
403
00:26:24,926 --> 00:26:27,861
Can I use your phone, please?
404
00:26:27,929 --> 00:26:28,861
Hello?
405
00:26:28,930 --> 00:26:30,955
Ain't got one.
406
00:26:33,434 --> 00:26:35,800
- Oh, hi.
- Goodness.
407
00:26:37,305 --> 00:26:38,795
You really don't have a phone?
408
00:26:41,542 --> 00:26:42,804
No.
409
00:26:45,646 --> 00:26:48,080
I once had one back in '57,
410
00:26:48,149 --> 00:26:49,980
but...
411
00:26:52,854 --> 00:26:55,516
I don't quite remember.
There's nobody round here.
412
00:26:55,590 --> 00:27:00,118
I feel like jaw-flapping at no more.
413
00:27:00,194 --> 00:27:03,391
Do you think the guy with the tow
truck could drive us to a phone?
414
00:27:03,464 --> 00:27:06,695
His name is Rufus,
Rufus Jr.
415
00:27:06,767 --> 00:27:09,930
But we all call him
416
00:27:10,004 --> 00:27:13,997
- RJ.
- Makes sense.
417
00:27:14,075 --> 00:27:17,203
What do they call you, sweetie?
418
00:27:17,278 --> 00:27:19,769
I am Qualsnarg of the Crab Nebula.
419
00:27:23,651 --> 00:27:25,778
But you humans can call me Jerry.
420
00:27:25,853 --> 00:27:27,445
Jerry.
421
00:27:29,690 --> 00:27:34,150
Baby, go on and see how RJ's doin'
with these nice folks' automobile.
422
00:27:36,164 --> 00:27:39,725
Why don't you just all make
yourselves to home?
423
00:27:41,669 --> 00:27:44,194
What brings you kids way out here?
424
00:27:44,272 --> 00:27:47,002
Haven't you got something better
to do on Halloween
425
00:27:47,074 --> 00:27:49,008
than wander around
out in the sticks?
426
00:27:49,076 --> 00:27:51,101
I thought maybe
we'd take in a hoedown.
427
00:27:53,581 --> 00:27:56,448
No, he's just joking.
428
00:27:57,752 --> 00:28:01,210
- You are?
- I'm sorry, I'm messing with you.
429
00:28:02,256 --> 00:28:04,349
Shut up, dude.
430
00:28:04,425 --> 00:28:06,290
Oh, I get it.
431
00:28:07,795 --> 00:28:09,922
Y'all just think you're too good
432
00:28:09,997 --> 00:28:12,090
for the simple pleasures
of Halloween.
433
00:28:12,166 --> 00:28:16,227
No, just a little too old.
434
00:28:16,304 --> 00:28:19,740
Oh really? I hope something
changes your mind
435
00:28:19,807 --> 00:28:21,707
someday.
436
00:28:23,211 --> 00:28:26,612
- Mama, Tiny's home.
- What about RJ?
437
00:28:26,681 --> 00:28:28,410
He was gone before I seen him.
438
00:28:28,482 --> 00:28:31,849
But Tiny saw him and said he said
he was going down to the yard
439
00:28:31,919 --> 00:28:34,080
to get a new wheel.
440
00:28:34,155 --> 00:28:36,453
How long is that gonna take?
441
00:28:36,524 --> 00:28:39,254
Probably be back
in a couple of hours.
442
00:28:39,327 --> 00:28:42,023
A couple of hours? What?
443
00:28:42,096 --> 00:28:44,155
Can't Tiny drive us to a phone?
444
00:28:49,003 --> 00:28:50,937
Tiny ain't got no car,
445
00:28:51,005 --> 00:28:53,166
he ain't even got a bicycle.
446
00:28:55,309 --> 00:28:58,870
Even though I know
that you think it is childish,
447
00:28:58,946 --> 00:29:02,677
tonight is Halloween Eve,
448
00:29:02,750 --> 00:29:04,274
and to us
449
00:29:04,352 --> 00:29:07,219
it is special.
450
00:29:07,288 --> 00:29:11,725
So you are all invited to dinner.
451
00:29:17,832 --> 00:29:20,426
I hope to Christ she don't expect
us to wear these things.
452
00:29:20,501 --> 00:29:22,162
What ever it is, just do it.
453
00:29:22,236 --> 00:29:24,796
The more we play along the faster
we'll get the hell out of here.
454
00:29:24,872 --> 00:29:27,898
Now is not the time to make waves.
Jerry.
455
00:30:28,369 --> 00:30:30,428
You'll have to forgive Tiny.
456
00:30:30,504 --> 00:30:32,665
He can't hear so much.
457
00:30:34,608 --> 00:30:37,042
That poor baby.
458
00:30:37,111 --> 00:30:40,080
It's his daddy's fault.
459
00:30:40,147 --> 00:30:42,911
Earl wasn't a bad man,
460
00:30:42,983 --> 00:30:44,780
he never hit me
or nothing like that.
461
00:30:44,852 --> 00:30:48,049
One day he just up
and went devil on us all.
462
00:30:48,122 --> 00:30:52,320
- What happened?
- He tried to burn down the house.
463
00:30:52,393 --> 00:30:55,487
He said it was
possessed by the spirits.
464
00:30:55,563 --> 00:30:59,624
And Tiny was sleeping in the
basement where the fire started.
465
00:31:02,503 --> 00:31:05,768
But I don't think Earl
ever meant to harm us.
466
00:31:07,141 --> 00:31:10,042
Tiny was badly burnt,
his ears were destroyed
467
00:31:10,111 --> 00:31:12,579
and most of his skin.
468
00:31:12,646 --> 00:31:16,309
- Is that why he wears the mask?
- Yeah.
469
00:31:16,384 --> 00:31:19,080
My baby boy gets
shy around new people,
470
00:31:20,621 --> 00:31:23,021
but he'll warm up to you,
471
00:31:23,090 --> 00:31:25,251
especially the girls.
472
00:31:28,696 --> 00:31:30,687
He's a real lady-killer.
473
00:31:42,009 --> 00:31:44,307
You're gonna miss
a good show tonight.
474
00:31:44,378 --> 00:31:46,369
That's your tough luck.
475
00:31:46,447 --> 00:31:49,245
I thought you kids
were all about team spirit.
476
00:31:49,316 --> 00:31:52,945
You ain't done fuck-all
to cheer me up since you got here.
477
00:31:53,020 --> 00:31:55,113
Give me a B. Give me an A.
478
00:31:55,189 --> 00:31:57,657
Give me a B. Give me a Y.
479
00:31:57,725 --> 00:32:01,252
What's that spell?
What's that spell?!
480
00:32:01,328 --> 00:32:04,195
What's that spell?!
481
00:32:04,265 --> 00:32:05,926
Baby.
482
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,161
You're damn right.
483
00:32:26,854 --> 00:32:29,482
Okay now.
Everybody put on your masks.
484
00:32:29,557 --> 00:32:34,119
Can't very well eat our desserts
with our everyday faces exposed.
485
00:32:34,195 --> 00:32:35,753
Can we?
486
00:32:37,298 --> 00:32:39,266
Gosh, kid, put it on.
487
00:32:41,168 --> 00:32:43,659
She ain't gonna let
any of us touch dessert
488
00:32:43,737 --> 00:32:46,706
unless you're wearing
this damn thing.
489
00:32:50,678 --> 00:32:53,112
Mrs. Firefly?
490
00:32:53,180 --> 00:32:56,149
Do you know anything
about the legend of Dr. Satan?
491
00:32:56,217 --> 00:32:58,208
Here we go.
- Shut up.
492
00:33:02,723 --> 00:33:05,521
I'm not much for gossip
and this and that,
493
00:33:05,593 --> 00:33:07,561
- but I have heard...
- I know all about
494
00:33:07,628 --> 00:33:09,789
what you wanna know all about.
495
00:33:09,864 --> 00:33:11,559
Otis.
496
00:33:11,632 --> 00:33:13,725
I can't believe you decided
497
00:33:13,801 --> 00:33:16,292
to come down and join us.
498
00:33:22,476 --> 00:33:26,537
And you brought Little Wolf.
499
00:33:26,614 --> 00:33:28,582
Oh, my baby.
500
00:33:30,885 --> 00:33:32,512
Oh my God.
501
00:33:33,954 --> 00:33:36,479
It's such a special night for me.
502
00:33:39,393 --> 00:33:42,089
I don't know
503
00:33:42,162 --> 00:33:45,563
who told you your fairy fables
about Dr. Satan.
504
00:33:45,633 --> 00:33:47,931
We heard it from a Captain Spaulding
505
00:33:48,002 --> 00:33:48,991
up the road at...
506
00:33:49,069 --> 00:33:51,196
That old bitch hog don't know shit.
507
00:33:51,272 --> 00:33:54,708
Tells this cute little tattle-tales
to sell his junk,
508
00:33:54,775 --> 00:33:57,767
but he don't sell
no Yankee boys no truth.
509
00:33:57,845 --> 00:34:00,405
Something happened, right? It had
to be based on some real incident.
510
00:34:00,481 --> 00:34:04,247
Are you, Jimmy Olsen,
cub reporter for the Daily Asshole?
511
00:34:04,318 --> 00:34:08,084
- Grampa, watch your language.
- I don't think you need to know.
512
00:34:09,023 --> 00:34:10,547
Better you leave here
with your head still full
513
00:34:10,624 --> 00:34:13,286
of kitty cats and puppy dogs.
514
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:18,229
- I really would like to know...
- Hey, he'd really like to know.
515
00:34:18,299 --> 00:34:20,130
Enlighten him.
516
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:24,364
I bet you'd stick your head in fire
if I told ya you could see hell.
517
00:34:24,438 --> 00:34:26,531
Meanwhile, you're too stupid
to realize
518
00:34:26,607 --> 00:34:28,632
you got a demon
sticking out your ass
519
00:34:28,709 --> 00:34:31,701
singing, "Holy Miss Moley,"
520
00:34:31,779 --> 00:34:34,680
"Got me a live one."
521
00:34:36,650 --> 00:34:39,778
Can we change the subject, please?
522
00:34:41,021 --> 00:34:42,215
Dinner's over.
523
00:34:43,691 --> 00:34:46,626
Ladies and germs,
524
00:34:46,694 --> 00:34:48,787
it's show time!
525
00:35:00,574 --> 00:35:01,905
Tell you a little story...
526
00:35:01,976 --> 00:35:04,274
Eat your wife's pussy...
527
00:35:05,846 --> 00:35:07,746
I mean jam your face in it!
528
00:35:09,984 --> 00:35:11,645
...starts licking and chomping
on her pussy
529
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:13,914
and she's screamin'
and yellin' and she just...
530
00:35:13,988 --> 00:35:15,580
Ah-hhh!
531
00:35:15,656 --> 00:35:19,148
The old battleaxe at home's
liable to crush my balls!
532
00:35:21,261 --> 00:35:23,593
Would you be quiet?
533
00:35:23,664 --> 00:35:26,531
You're gonna wake up grandma.
534
00:35:31,038 --> 00:35:32,801
Bravo, man.
535
00:35:32,873 --> 00:35:35,501
Hey, hey, hey, don't be moving now,
don't be moving.
536
00:35:35,576 --> 00:35:38,977
We got something real special
for you men out there.
537
00:35:56,563 --> 00:36:00,021
Wow!
538
00:36:52,319 --> 00:36:54,446
Jerry.
539
00:36:56,924 --> 00:37:00,655
Get off him.
540
00:37:00,728 --> 00:37:05,062
I said get the fuck off him,
you stupid fucking whore!
541
00:37:05,132 --> 00:37:07,600
- Fucking slut!
- You shouldn't have done that.
542
00:37:07,668 --> 00:37:09,636
Oh, really? Are you gonna
do something about it?
543
00:37:09,703 --> 00:37:11,466
- I'll do something, motherfucker.
- Yeah, come on.
544
00:37:11,538 --> 00:37:14,029
I'll fucking cut your tits off
and shove them down your throat.
545
00:37:14,108 --> 00:37:16,042
- Baby, stop!
- Come on, Ma,
546
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547
00:37:16,110 --> 00:37:18,305
- this bitch has got it coming.
- No, I told you, remember?
548
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:23,408
- Car's done.
- Thank God.
549
00:37:23,484 --> 00:37:25,645
I suggest that you kids leave.
550
00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:27,744
We're gone.
551
00:37:29,523 --> 00:37:31,582
Fuck you!
552
00:37:32,693 --> 00:37:36,424
- I love you, Mama.
- I know.
553
00:37:42,636 --> 00:37:44,604
Lock the fucking doors!
Hurry up.
554
00:37:44,671 --> 00:37:46,639
Jesus Christ, you think she
was really gonna cut you.
555
00:37:46,707 --> 00:37:49,471
Of course she was gonna cut me,
she's a fucking nut.
556
00:37:51,912 --> 00:37:54,745
I knew she was crazy from
the second we picked her up.
557
00:37:54,815 --> 00:37:56,840
Okay. That's that.
558
00:37:56,917 --> 00:37:59,818
Let's get out
of this fucking nuthouse.
559
00:38:11,398 --> 00:38:14,060
What're you doing?
Why are you stopping?
560
00:38:14,134 --> 00:38:16,432
- I gotta open the gate!
- For Christ's sake, hurry up!
561
00:38:26,547 --> 00:38:27,605
Oh, shit!
562
00:38:46,533 --> 00:38:48,592
Somebody help him!
563
00:38:53,373 --> 00:38:56,365
Oh shit!
What are they doing to him?
564
00:38:58,745 --> 00:39:01,179
Who's that?
565
00:39:01,248 --> 00:39:03,113
Oh my God!
566
00:39:08,856 --> 00:39:11,324
Shut the fucking door!
Oh, no!
567
00:39:33,213 --> 00:39:35,010
Somebody help us!
568
00:39:36,083 --> 00:39:38,551
Oh my God! Get away from us!
569
00:39:42,723 --> 00:39:44,554
No, please.
570
00:39:44,625 --> 00:39:46,092
Oh my God!
571
00:39:46,159 --> 00:39:47,592
No-ooo!
572
00:39:47,661 --> 00:39:49,219
Oh my God!
573
00:39:51,732 --> 00:39:55,668
Help me! Help me!
574
00:40:26,033 --> 00:40:28,729
... rock and roll this morningwith some Led Zeppelin...
575
00:40:30,170 --> 00:40:32,638
... kinda wild aroundthe radio station today,
576
00:40:32,706 --> 00:40:34,105
it being a holiday.
577
00:40:34,274 --> 00:40:36,435
It's kinda likea ghost town around here.
578
00:40:36,710 --> 00:40:39,702
It's kinda nice though,it's kinda kick back.
579
00:40:39,780 --> 00:40:41,748
Maybe time to get away with stuff.
580
00:40:49,523 --> 00:40:50,956
Huston.
581
00:40:51,024 --> 00:40:54,084
Donald Willis.
582
00:40:54,161 --> 00:40:56,857
- Don Willis, how the hell are you?
- Listen, Frank,
583
00:40:56,930 --> 00:40:59,228
I'm a little worried about Denise.
584
00:40:59,299 --> 00:41:01,927
She called me last night
from the road near Ruggsville,
585
00:41:02,002 --> 00:41:04,800
a place called Spaulding's.
586
00:41:04,871 --> 00:41:06,839
Yeah, I know the joint.
587
00:41:06,907 --> 00:41:10,138
She said she'd be here about 11:00,
but she never showed up.
588
00:41:10,210 --> 00:41:13,179
I'll run a check on up there
by Spaulding's
589
00:41:13,246 --> 00:41:16,215
and see if there's any accidents,
or road closings.
590
00:41:16,283 --> 00:41:19,343
It was raining like
a son of a bitch here last night.
591
00:41:19,419 --> 00:41:21,546
They're probably just stuck
in the mud someplace.
592
00:41:42,943 --> 00:41:45,571
Shut your mouth!
593
00:41:45,645 --> 00:41:49,012
I said, shut your fucking mouth!
594
00:41:52,986 --> 00:41:56,422
Listen, you Malibu middleclass
Barbie piece of shit,
595
00:41:56,490 --> 00:41:58,082
I'm trying to work here!
596
00:41:58,158 --> 00:42:00,888
Work! You ever work?
597
00:42:00,961 --> 00:42:02,724
Yeah, I'll bet you have.
598
00:42:02,796 --> 00:42:05,822
Scooping ice cream to your shitheel
friends on summer break.
599
00:42:05,899 --> 00:42:09,027
I ain't talking about
no goddamn white socks
600
00:42:09,102 --> 00:42:12,196
with Mickey Mouse on one side
and Donald Duck on the other.
601
00:42:12,272 --> 00:42:14,740
I ain't readin'
no funny books, Mama.
602
00:42:14,808 --> 00:42:18,744
Our bodies come and go,
but this blood is forever.
603
00:42:21,915 --> 00:42:23,280
I'm gonna remove your gag,
604
00:42:23,350 --> 00:42:27,150
but if you make so much
as a fucking peep
605
00:42:27,220 --> 00:42:28,653
I'm gonna cut you like a pig
606
00:42:28,722 --> 00:42:31,850
and make you eat your own
fucking intestines. You got me?
607
00:42:43,036 --> 00:42:46,233
Why are you doing this to me?
608
00:42:46,306 --> 00:42:49,867
- Why are you doing this?
- Doing what?
609
00:42:49,943 --> 00:42:51,376
Messy up your day?
610
00:42:51,445 --> 00:42:53,970
Where's Bill?
611
00:42:54,047 --> 00:42:56,709
- Where's Bill?
- Bill?
612
00:42:56,783 --> 00:42:59,081
Is he okay?
613
00:42:59,152 --> 00:43:00,483
He's a good guy.
614
00:43:00,554 --> 00:43:05,150
He's been a great help to me.
A real blessin'.
615
00:43:05,225 --> 00:43:08,956
I couldn't have asked
for a better specimen.
616
00:43:10,163 --> 00:43:11,687
You don't know
617
00:43:11,765 --> 00:43:14,131
what kind of dry spell I've had,
618
00:43:14,201 --> 00:43:16,761
total block, total block.
619
00:43:18,105 --> 00:43:20,903
But Bill,
620
00:43:20,974 --> 00:43:22,771
he's okay.
621
00:43:24,277 --> 00:43:26,211
Where is he?
622
00:43:50,303 --> 00:43:51,270
Hi.
623
00:44:29,376 --> 00:44:31,571
Where is he?
Can I see him?
624
00:44:31,645 --> 00:44:34,011
Can I see Bill, please?
625
00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:36,173
Let's go see.
626
00:44:39,152 --> 00:44:42,019
Behold...
627
00:44:42,088 --> 00:44:44,522
- Fish-boy!
- Oh my God!
628
00:44:44,591 --> 00:44:46,889
Oh my God, Bill.
629
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:49,224
No, no, this can't be real.
This can't be real.
630
00:44:49,296 --> 00:44:52,060
This can't be real,
this can't be real.
631
00:44:52,132 --> 00:44:54,066
Oh, it's real.
632
00:44:54,134 --> 00:44:56,500
Real as I want it to be, Mama.
633
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:09,942
Fuck you, you fucking freak!
634
00:45:29,135 --> 00:45:32,298
Well...
635
00:45:32,372 --> 00:45:34,772
Let's see if the nut that runs
this place can help us.
636
00:45:37,377 --> 00:45:39,971
Take a look at all this crap.
637
00:45:40,046 --> 00:45:43,504
I'd red flag anybody
running a joint like this.
638
00:45:44,718 --> 00:45:47,084
Sweet baby Jesus.
639
00:45:47,153 --> 00:45:49,951
Whoever's jerking off on that bell
better be gone when I come out,
640
00:45:50,023 --> 00:45:52,719
or I'm gonna rip your nuts off.
641
00:45:54,461 --> 00:45:57,897
Officers, officers,
what can I do for you?
642
00:45:57,964 --> 00:45:59,226
I ain't fired up the birds yet
643
00:45:59,299 --> 00:46:01,290
if that's what you've been
ring-a-ding-dinging about.
644
00:46:01,368 --> 00:46:04,804
I need you to answer some questions
about some missing kids.
645
00:46:04,871 --> 00:46:06,429
Oh, I don't know nothin'
about nothin'.
646
00:46:06,506 --> 00:46:09,134
I'm the kind of guy that
just minds his own business,
647
00:46:09,209 --> 00:46:10,767
if you get what I'm saying.
648
00:46:10,844 --> 00:46:14,109
You seen this girl?
Say in the last 24 hours?
649
00:46:15,315 --> 00:46:18,250
Yeah, yeah, a cute kid.
650
00:46:18,318 --> 00:46:20,286
Ain't my type though.
651
00:46:20,353 --> 00:46:22,844
I like 'em with a little
more meat on 'em.
652
00:46:22,922 --> 00:46:26,153
The bigger the cushion,
the sweeter the pushin'.
653
00:46:29,562 --> 00:46:31,530
Look, clown-ass,
just answer the damn question.
654
00:46:31,598 --> 00:46:33,259
We ain't interested
in your love life, all right?
655
00:46:33,333 --> 00:46:35,767
Cut the crap, Spaulding
and get with the facts.
656
00:46:35,835 --> 00:46:36,927
Huh?
657
00:46:37,003 --> 00:46:40,131
What did you see?
Who was she with?
658
00:46:40,206 --> 00:46:42,174
- Where was she going?
- I don't know.
659
00:46:42,242 --> 00:46:44,904
She was with some stupid kids.
They's nosing around,
660
00:46:44,978 --> 00:46:47,003
asking a bunch
of stupid questions.
661
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:49,048
- Questions about what?
- I don't know.
662
00:46:49,115 --> 00:46:53,711
This and that. Mostly a bunch
of tired Dr. Satan bullshit.
663
00:46:54,754 --> 00:46:56,745
They caught a gander
at the display in the back
664
00:46:56,823 --> 00:46:58,290
and they figured
they's gonna run out
665
00:46:58,358 --> 00:47:00,622
and solve
the great Deadwood mystery.
666
00:47:00,694 --> 00:47:02,457
And how'd they get that idea?
667
00:47:02,529 --> 00:47:04,724
I wrote 'em a map.
668
00:47:04,798 --> 00:47:06,993
Out to the old farm road.
669
00:47:07,067 --> 00:47:09,035
I figured, what the hell?
It wouldn't do no harm.
670
00:47:09,102 --> 00:47:11,866
'Sides, it's good
for my tourist trade.
671
00:47:13,406 --> 00:47:15,567
You can shit 10 bricks
for all I care.
672
00:47:17,077 --> 00:47:18,704
What else?
673
00:47:19,546 --> 00:47:21,446
Nothin'.
674
00:47:21,514 --> 00:47:23,914
Stupid-ass kids probably
got themselves
675
00:47:23,983 --> 00:47:27,180
turned around ass-backwards
and got theyself lost.
676
00:47:27,253 --> 00:47:31,656
Is that all? And I want you
to think real hard.
677
00:47:36,363 --> 00:47:38,763
Well,
I don't rightly know.
678
00:47:38,832 --> 00:47:40,800
They wasn't here
long enough for me
679
00:47:40,867 --> 00:47:42,858
to get up close
and personal with 'em,
680
00:47:42,936 --> 00:47:46,235
like I do most assholes
that come wandering in here.
681
00:47:46,306 --> 00:47:49,400
How about you write them same
directions out for me then?
682
00:47:49,476 --> 00:47:52,775
All right, all right. Don't get all
"True Grit" on my ass.
683
00:47:52,846 --> 00:47:55,474
You can knock yourself
silly for all I care.
684
00:47:55,548 --> 00:47:58,016
Enough talk!
Write.
685
00:48:01,554 --> 00:48:04,045
I don't know where
that skunk ape sleeps.
686
00:48:04,124 --> 00:48:08,254
All I know is, that he had
impure relations with my wife.
687
00:48:09,496 --> 00:48:13,899
That's true, he performed lurid
acts upon me and my person.
688
00:48:13,967 --> 00:48:15,901
Hold up the picture.
689
00:48:15,969 --> 00:48:17,800
I'm gonna kill that skunk ape.
690
00:50:08,715 --> 00:50:11,616
Please, Tiny.
Please let me go.
691
00:50:13,086 --> 00:50:15,054
Let me go.
Help me.
692
00:50:15,121 --> 00:50:18,921
Please, God, please.
693
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:23,352
Thank you.
Thank you.
694
00:50:29,235 --> 00:50:31,226
I'm just gonna go now.
695
00:50:31,304 --> 00:50:34,467
I'm just gonna go home.
696
00:50:34,541 --> 00:50:36,975
I'm just gonna go home now.
697
00:50:38,244 --> 00:50:40,508
I'm just gonna go home now.
698
00:50:44,150 --> 00:50:45,708
I'm just gonna go now.
699
00:50:48,121 --> 00:50:51,318
I'm just going home now.
700
00:50:51,391 --> 00:50:54,053
Where the fuck do you think
you're getting to?
701
00:50:54,127 --> 00:50:56,095
No, no, no...
702
00:51:01,834 --> 00:51:04,064
Playtime is over.
703
00:51:27,293 --> 00:51:29,591
It matches.
704
00:51:29,662 --> 00:51:31,721
Call it in.
705
00:51:31,798 --> 00:51:34,096
- I think we found 'em.
- Yeah.
706
00:51:47,780 --> 00:51:50,044
Hey, poopie pants.
What's new?
707
00:51:50,516 --> 00:51:52,882
Where the fuck is Bill? Where's
Denise? You can't keep us here.
708
00:51:52,952 --> 00:51:55,648
Shut up!
709
00:51:55,722 --> 00:51:58,122
Wanna play a guessing game?
710
00:51:59,926 --> 00:52:02,827
Guess what number I'm thinking of.
711
00:52:02,895 --> 00:52:04,988
Eat shit and die.
712
00:52:08,935 --> 00:52:11,403
No, wait, please. Come on, stop it.
What do you want from me?
713
00:52:11,471 --> 00:52:13,871
- What do you want from...
- Be quiet. I don't wanna slip.
714
00:52:18,711 --> 00:52:20,770
Okay, one more.
715
00:52:20,847 --> 00:52:23,680
You get this right,
I'll let you go.
716
00:52:24,150 --> 00:52:27,176
If you get it wrong,
you are fucked!
717
00:52:27,253 --> 00:52:30,279
Who's my favorite movie star?
718
00:52:30,356 --> 00:52:32,688
I don't know.
719
00:52:32,759 --> 00:52:34,886
Marilyn Monroe.
720
00:52:36,095 --> 00:52:39,553
No, Betty Davis.
Sorry, you lose!
721
00:52:40,700 --> 00:52:42,224
Ah-hhh!
722
00:52:45,571 --> 00:52:48,165
Jesus, somebody
had themselves a field day
723
00:52:48,241 --> 00:52:50,209
beating the shit out this thing,
didn't they?
724
00:52:50,276 --> 00:52:52,540
Yeah.
725
00:52:52,612 --> 00:52:55,206
No mercy shown here.
726
00:52:55,281 --> 00:52:57,841
Didn't find any bodies, did ya?
727
00:52:57,917 --> 00:53:02,013
- Not yet.
- Holy Christ.
728
00:53:02,088 --> 00:53:05,353
What could these kids have done
to bring this much hell down on 'em?
729
00:53:05,425 --> 00:53:07,723
- I found something.
- What's that?
730
00:53:07,794 --> 00:53:08,761
Keys.
731
00:53:08,828 --> 00:53:11,729
Don't stand there like some
prize dog, Dick, open the trunk.
732
00:53:11,798 --> 00:53:14,062
- Yes, sir.
- Toss them here.
733
00:53:18,671 --> 00:53:21,834
- Oh, Goddamn.
You got something, Georgie?
734
00:53:21,908 --> 00:53:23,239
Yeah.
735
00:53:23,576 --> 00:53:24,873
We found something.
736
00:53:24,944 --> 00:53:27,174
People come, people go,
737
00:53:27,246 --> 00:53:28,941
but how many ever stop
to take a look
738
00:53:29,015 --> 00:53:32,246
at the underbelly of the beast?
739
00:53:32,318 --> 00:53:35,412
I make 'em stop
and I make 'em look.
740
00:53:35,488 --> 00:53:38,082
Hope you like what you see.
741
00:53:38,157 --> 00:53:40,455
Hope you like what you see!
742
00:53:40,526 --> 00:53:44,519
Just hold it a minute, Grandpa.
743
00:53:44,597 --> 00:53:47,293
At a timelike this, you're taking pictures?
744
00:53:47,366 --> 00:53:49,334
I just couldn't help it.
745
00:53:49,402 --> 00:53:51,893
You look so naturalsitting in that box.
746
00:53:51,971 --> 00:53:56,567
Put me behind the wheel of that
bitch, I'll show you drivin'.
747
00:53:56,642 --> 00:54:01,477
You useless fuck. You couldn't
even get your big ass in that seat.
748
00:54:01,547 --> 00:54:03,674
You ungrateful...
749
00:54:03,750 --> 00:54:06,583
Don't start with me, Hugo.
750
00:54:12,024 --> 00:54:14,720
Get off the damn car,
this ain't your living room.
751
00:54:14,794 --> 00:54:17,126
Goddamn grease monkey.
752
00:54:19,832 --> 00:54:22,528
You sure this guy is supposed
to ride with us... in this car?
753
00:54:22,602 --> 00:54:24,092
Mm-hmm.
754
00:54:26,572 --> 00:54:28,540
This doesn't seem right to me.
755
00:54:28,608 --> 00:54:32,339
It ain't up to us, Chief said pick
him up and take him with us.
756
00:54:32,411 --> 00:54:34,777
Guy's an ex-cop,
figures he can be of some help.
757
00:54:34,847 --> 00:54:37,782
I just hope he doesn't
get in my way, is all I'm sayin'.
758
00:54:45,057 --> 00:54:46,854
This must be him.
759
00:54:49,428 --> 00:54:51,760
- Mr. Willis?
- Yes, sir.
760
00:54:51,831 --> 00:54:54,425
- I'm Wydell, this is Nash.
- How you doin', sir?
761
00:54:54,500 --> 00:54:57,492
Donald Willis.
Any leads?
762
00:54:57,570 --> 00:54:59,765
We were on our way out
to check on a couple of farms
763
00:54:59,839 --> 00:55:01,238
out on the edge of town.
764
00:55:01,307 --> 00:55:03,172
That's about our only lead
up to this point.
765
00:55:03,242 --> 00:55:05,335
What about this body you found?
766
00:55:05,411 --> 00:55:07,436
You know about that?
767
00:55:07,513 --> 00:55:09,640
Local girl.
Karen Murphy.
768
00:55:09,715 --> 00:55:12,616
One of the cheerleaders
that went missing last week.
769
00:55:12,685 --> 00:55:13,652
That's it?
770
00:55:13,719 --> 00:55:15,687
We know the kids
were on their way out
771
00:55:15,755 --> 00:55:17,450
to a place the locals
call Deadwood.
772
00:55:17,523 --> 00:55:20,321
They wanted to play Nancy Drew
with this local legend
773
00:55:20,393 --> 00:55:21,985
people call Dr. Satan.
774
00:55:22,061 --> 00:55:24,393
- This is insane.
- Don't you worry about it.
775
00:55:24,463 --> 00:55:26,021
We'll find her, all right?
776
00:55:29,969 --> 00:55:32,597
My name is Lewis Dover
777
00:55:32,672 --> 00:55:36,335
and I'm no rich man,
but I know the truth.
778
00:55:36,409 --> 00:55:38,377
You don't have to go to hell.
779
00:55:38,444 --> 00:55:41,004
You're in hell... this is hell.
780
00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:43,548
This is hell.
This is hell.
781
00:56:21,787 --> 00:56:25,245
I'm gonna see if anybody's home.
You and Mr. Willis
782
00:56:25,324 --> 00:56:27,815
check around,
see if you see anything.
783
00:56:27,894 --> 00:56:29,156
Come with me.
784
00:56:37,937 --> 00:56:40,405
I hate fucked up families!
785
00:56:40,473 --> 00:56:42,771
- It's just a dip.
Otis!
786
00:56:42,842 --> 00:56:45,743
Otis, come quick.
There's cops out there.
787
00:56:45,811 --> 00:56:47,802
- What? Damn!
- How many?
788
00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:50,940
- Don't worry about it.
- I don't know. I only saw one.
789
00:56:51,017 --> 00:56:53,781
Fucking pigs always travel in packs.
790
00:56:53,853 --> 00:56:55,821
- Take this.
- What should I do?
791
00:56:55,888 --> 00:56:58,288
Go downstairs and play nice.
792
00:56:59,525 --> 00:57:04,189
I'll go round back and take control
like I always fucking do.
793
00:57:06,632 --> 00:57:08,497
Goddamn.
794
00:57:08,567 --> 00:57:11,331
These packrats throw anything away?
795
00:57:11,404 --> 00:57:14,737
- I don't think so.
- Hold this thing.
796
00:57:14,807 --> 00:57:18,766
Hello? Hello?
797
00:57:23,716 --> 00:57:26,014
You'd think these son of bitches
would have a yard sale, don't you?
798
00:57:26,085 --> 00:57:27,484
Yeah.
799
00:57:29,422 --> 00:57:31,754
Hello?
800
00:57:31,824 --> 00:57:34,156
Oh my God!
801
00:57:34,226 --> 00:57:37,059
- Oh my God!
- Calm down, Barney!
802
00:57:37,129 --> 00:57:39,097
Don't even start
with that "Mayberry" shit.
803
00:57:39,165 --> 00:57:40,132
It's only a dog.
804
00:57:40,199 --> 00:57:42,099
I was bit by a cocker spaniel
when I was eight years old.
805
00:57:44,136 --> 00:57:46,604
- Hello, Officer.
- Good afternoon, ma'am.
806
00:57:46,672 --> 00:57:48,970
I'm Lieutenant Wydell. I'd like
to ask you a few questions.
807
00:57:49,041 --> 00:57:53,171
Why, heck, I'll tell you
anything you wanna know.
808
00:57:53,245 --> 00:57:55,213
I appreciate the cooperation, ma'am.
809
00:57:55,281 --> 00:57:56,680
I'm looking for a missing girl.
810
00:57:56,749 --> 00:57:59,946
I'm serious. It was a big
cocker spaniel... big teeth.
811
00:58:00,019 --> 00:58:02,647
It was my ex-girlfriend's.
Almost bit off my pinky toe.
812
00:58:02,722 --> 00:58:04,690
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
813
00:58:04,757 --> 00:58:06,725
Shh, you hear that?
814
00:58:06,792 --> 00:58:07,759
Yeah.
815
00:58:07,827 --> 00:58:09,954
Yeah, I hear it. Where do
you think it's coming from?
816
00:58:10,029 --> 00:58:12,497
Out this way.
817
00:58:12,565 --> 00:58:15,261
All right, hold on,
hold on one second here.
818
00:58:15,334 --> 00:58:16,926
Hey, hey!
819
00:58:17,003 --> 00:58:18,994
Sheriff's Department, open up.
820
00:58:19,071 --> 00:58:22,268
- No, I ain't seen her, sorry.
- Ma'am...
821
00:58:22,341 --> 00:58:24,104
If I could just
come in for a minute.
822
00:58:24,176 --> 00:58:26,838
I have some other pictures
I'd like you to look at.
823
00:58:26,912 --> 00:58:29,210
It might stir something up.
824
00:58:29,281 --> 00:58:31,272
No. I don't think so.
825
00:58:31,350 --> 00:58:32,977
Ma'am.
826
00:58:33,052 --> 00:58:35,179
It'll only take a minute.
827
00:58:37,790 --> 00:58:40,486
Oh, all right.
828
00:58:41,761 --> 00:58:44,491
I guess I can trust you,
829
00:58:44,563 --> 00:58:46,360
being a man of the law.
830
00:58:46,432 --> 00:58:48,832
Yes, ma'am.
831
00:58:48,901 --> 00:58:50,232
Thank you, ma'am.
832
00:59:18,998 --> 00:59:22,297
Oh, this one looks familiar.
Is he on the TV?
833
00:59:22,368 --> 00:59:25,064
No, ma'am,
I don't believe he is.
834
00:59:28,674 --> 00:59:29,732
- Wydell?
- Excuse me, ma'am.
835
00:59:29,809 --> 00:59:32,539
- Wydell, over! Wydell, over!
- Wydell, over.
836
01:02:04,763 --> 01:02:08,028
Let me take a guess here.
Y'all havin' a Halloween Party.
837
01:02:08,100 --> 01:02:10,091
What makes you think that,
big boy?
838
01:02:10,169 --> 01:02:13,866
You sure are buying a whole mess
of holy water for two people.
839
01:02:13,939 --> 01:02:16,772
We like to get fucked up
and do fucked up shit.
840
01:02:16,842 --> 01:02:19,777
- You know what I mean?
- I like to get fucked up too.
841
01:02:19,845 --> 01:02:22,973
- Do some fucked up shit.
- Yeah, I bet you do.
842
01:02:23,048 --> 01:02:26,017
How much we owe ya, goober?
843
01:02:26,085 --> 01:02:29,714
Actually it's G. Ober,
for Gerry Ober,
844
01:02:29,788 --> 01:02:33,280
but the new guy, Romald in the back,
he drew in that other O
845
01:02:33,359 --> 01:02:35,884
and made Goober.
Fucking asshole.
846
01:02:35,961 --> 01:02:38,452
Great story, Goober.
How much we owe ya?
847
01:02:38,530 --> 01:02:41,431
The damage is quite severe.
848
01:02:41,500 --> 01:02:44,560
- $185.
- That ain't gonna break my bank.
849
01:02:46,138 --> 01:02:49,073
Here, keep the change and go
get yourself a new name, Goober.
850
01:02:49,141 --> 01:02:51,735
Holy dog, I will, thank you.
851
01:02:51,810 --> 01:02:56,543
You all drive safe. Thanks for
comin' in to Red Hot Pussy Liquor.
852
01:03:24,677 --> 01:03:26,975
Where's Otis? Where's Otis?
853
01:03:27,046 --> 01:03:29,207
He's comin'. He's got
something real special this year.
854
01:03:29,281 --> 01:03:31,715
Otis, Otis, Otis...
855
01:04:03,782 --> 01:04:07,741
I'm the one who brings
the Christmas candy.
856
01:04:07,820 --> 01:04:09,788
Now tell me,
857
01:04:09,855 --> 01:04:11,823
who's your daddy?
858
01:04:15,327 --> 01:04:17,989
I'm the one who brings
the devil's brandy.
859
01:04:18,063 --> 01:04:19,860
Who's your daddy?!
860
01:04:24,269 --> 01:04:26,829
I'm the one who beats you
when you're bad.
861
01:04:26,905 --> 01:04:30,671
- Who's your Daddy?!
- Who's your Daddy?!
862
01:04:37,783 --> 01:04:41,446
Come on, sweetie,
give the old man some sugar.
863
01:04:44,289 --> 01:04:47,690
Daddy, Daddy.
864
01:04:50,696 --> 01:04:52,823
And I'm the one who loves ya
865
01:04:52,898 --> 01:04:54,490
when you're fucking dead.
866
01:04:55,934 --> 01:04:58,960
Who's your Daddy?!
Who's your Daddy?!
867
01:04:59,037 --> 01:05:01,699
Well, I say my little darlings.
868
01:05:03,175 --> 01:05:05,541
Maybe it ain't a good idea to be
prancing around
869
01:05:05,611 --> 01:05:07,272
where you don't belong.
870
01:05:07,346 --> 01:05:11,680
And you,
the great rusher of fools,
871
01:05:11,750 --> 01:05:13,581
what was it that you were after?
872
01:05:13,652 --> 01:05:17,088
Come on, speak to me, boy.
I remember now.
873
01:05:17,156 --> 01:05:18,783
Dr. Satan.
874
01:05:18,857 --> 01:05:21,758
Goddamn it, everybody
got to know about Dr. Satan.
875
01:05:21,827 --> 01:05:24,318
You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna do you a favor.
876
01:05:24,396 --> 01:05:26,489
I'm gonna let you
meet the old bastard.
877
01:05:28,867 --> 01:05:30,494
It's all true.
878
01:05:30,569 --> 01:05:34,164
The bogeyman is real
and you found him.
879
01:05:34,239 --> 01:05:37,538
And you found him...
880
01:06:39,004 --> 01:06:42,167
Hey, happy boy,
step your ass up here.
881
01:06:43,208 --> 01:06:46,143
Take his gag out.
It's more fun with the screaming.
882
01:06:46,211 --> 01:06:50,409
I like that too. That screaming
is much more exciting that way.
883
01:06:54,086 --> 01:06:56,145
Please don't kill us,
please don't kill us.
884
01:06:56,221 --> 01:06:58,212
Please don't kill us...
nah... please don't kill us.
885
01:06:58,290 --> 01:07:01,589
Shut your mouth
and get your shit in the box.
886
01:07:03,829 --> 01:07:07,128
- Get in now.
Wait, wait, wait...
887
01:07:07,199 --> 01:07:09,360
I wanna say goodbye.
888
01:07:19,678 --> 01:07:21,202
Goodbye, sweetie.
889
01:07:21,280 --> 01:07:24,147
We could've been great.
890
01:07:24,216 --> 01:07:26,343
Just let us go, I swear to God
we won't tell anyone.
891
01:07:26,418 --> 01:07:30,855
- I swear...
- Honey, you know I can't do that.
892
01:07:32,124 --> 01:07:34,684
I swear to God,
we won't tell. I swear to God.
893
01:07:34,760 --> 01:07:36,523
Ain't we just having a fucking hoot?
894
01:07:36,595 --> 01:07:38,654
Get your fucking ass up, boy.
895
01:07:38,730 --> 01:07:41,722
Come on, we ain't got all night.
896
01:07:41,800 --> 01:07:44,268
Where does she think
she's gonna run to?
897
01:07:44,336 --> 01:07:47,772
- She gonna run all the way home?
- No, let me get her.
898
01:07:47,839 --> 01:07:49,238
All right, go get her.
899
01:07:52,511 --> 01:07:56,470
Huntin' humans,
ain't nothin' but nothin'.
900
01:07:56,548 --> 01:07:59,016
They all run like
scared little rabbits.
901
01:08:01,787 --> 01:08:02,845
Run, rabbit, run.
902
01:08:04,489 --> 01:08:05,421
Run, rabbit.
903
01:08:06,792 --> 01:08:09,090
Run, rabbit. Run, rabbit.
904
01:08:10,495 --> 01:08:12,087
Run, rabbit, run!
905
01:08:13,332 --> 01:08:14,526
Run, rabbit!
906
01:08:20,305 --> 01:08:22,273
There once was a woman
907
01:08:22,341 --> 01:08:25,572
who lived with her daughterin a cabbage garden.
908
01:08:25,644 --> 01:08:29,307
Along came a rabbitand ate up all the cabbages.
909
01:08:29,381 --> 01:08:33,283
The woman said, "Go into the gardenand drive out the rabbit. "
910
01:08:33,352 --> 01:08:35,547
Mary.
911
01:08:35,621 --> 01:08:38,522
Told you.I'm gonna get you.
912
01:08:38,590 --> 01:08:40,649
Mary.
913
01:08:40,726 --> 01:08:42,250
Mary...
914
01:08:42,327 --> 01:08:46,161
I'm gonna get you.I'm coming to get you.
915
01:09:17,129 --> 01:09:19,927
"Shoo, shoo," said the maiden.
916
01:09:24,636 --> 01:09:27,196
"Come, maiden," said the rabbit.
917
01:09:27,272 --> 01:09:31,368
"Sit on my tail and go with me
to my rabbit hutch."
918
01:09:40,919 --> 01:09:43,649
No-ooo, no!
919
01:09:43,722 --> 01:09:47,715
No hanky-panky.
Rufus, put the lid on.
920
01:09:47,793 --> 01:09:49,818
No-ooo!
921
01:09:51,229 --> 01:09:53,595
No-ooo!
922
01:10:02,307 --> 01:10:03,706
Oh, no!
923
01:10:12,951 --> 01:10:14,680
No!
924
01:10:14,753 --> 01:10:18,587
No, no, no!
925
01:10:18,657 --> 01:10:21,353
Stop! No!
926
01:10:33,004 --> 01:10:34,733
No!
927
01:10:43,048 --> 01:10:44,811
No-ooo!
928
01:10:46,985 --> 01:10:49,852
No, no-ooo!
929
01:11:13,578 --> 01:11:17,241
Bury me in a nameless grave.
930
01:11:27,192 --> 01:11:30,389
Bury me in a nameless grave.
931
01:11:30,462 --> 01:11:34,296
Jerry, wake up, wake...
932
01:11:34,366 --> 01:11:35,924
Jerry, wake up, wake up, wake up.
933
01:11:40,906 --> 01:11:44,967
Bury me in a nameless grave.
934
01:11:54,553 --> 01:11:58,717
Bury me in a nameless grave.
935
01:12:02,694 --> 01:12:05,128
Oh my God!
936
01:12:19,044 --> 01:12:22,172
No-ooo!
- Jerry!
937
01:12:22,247 --> 01:12:25,273
No, Jerry!
938
01:12:42,467 --> 01:12:45,903
Please! Help!
939
01:12:50,475 --> 01:12:52,739
Help me!
940
01:12:53,478 --> 01:12:56,003
I can't see anything!
941
01:25:05,500 --> 01:25:35,500
� MOSTOFA K@MAL�
942
01:12:58,350 --> 01:13:00,341
Jerry? Is that you?
943
01:13:04,556 --> 01:13:06,820
Jerry?
944
01:13:06,892 --> 01:13:11,192
Jerry? Thank God.
945
01:13:26,211 --> 01:13:28,270
Please help me.
946
01:14:52,364 --> 01:14:54,127
God!
947
01:17:01,359 --> 01:17:02,690
Jerry?
948
01:17:04,496 --> 01:17:08,762
Oh, God, no, no, no...
949
01:17:08,833 --> 01:17:10,596
No!
950
01:17:24,249 --> 01:17:25,807
No-ooo!
951
01:17:25,884 --> 01:17:28,250
No!
952
01:17:28,319 --> 01:17:30,617
God, no, no.
953
01:17:30,688 --> 01:17:32,383
No, no!
954
01:17:36,027 --> 01:17:37,221
No-ooo!
955
01:20:15,186 --> 01:20:16,710
Go away!
956
01:20:20,224 --> 01:20:22,454
Go away!
957
01:23:39,824 --> 01:23:42,918
Sweet baby Jesus, girl.
What the hell happened to you?
958
01:23:42,994 --> 01:23:45,861
I got away.
959
01:23:48,332 --> 01:23:50,300
I recognize you.
960
01:23:50,368 --> 01:23:53,098
There's a whole bunch of people
been looking for your ass.
961
01:23:53,170 --> 01:23:56,503
- I gotta get to a doctor.
- All right, all right.
962
01:23:56,574 --> 01:23:58,542
Just sit back and relax.
963
01:23:58,609 --> 01:24:00,839
I'll get you to a doctor.
964
01:24:03,080 --> 01:24:06,516
Come on... that's it,
that's it.
965
01:24:06,584 --> 01:24:09,144
I'll get you there,
yeah, yeah.
966
01:24:53,798 --> 01:24:55,823
Oh, yeah!
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