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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,700 --> 00:00:05,584 [Quill sighs] I have never been so glad, 2 00:00:05,585 --> 00:00:08,414 to see a giant, severed head in all my life. 3 00:00:08,415 --> 00:00:09,954 Got that right, Quill. 4 00:00:09,955 --> 00:00:12,034 Bad enough the whole galaxy thought we were dead. 5 00:00:12,035 --> 00:00:14,834 Now the d'ast Nova Corps is trying to make it happen for real. 6 00:00:14,835 --> 00:00:17,244 Which might have something to do with the fact that Nova Prime 7 00:00:17,245 --> 00:00:20,164 has been replaced by an evil robot. 8 00:00:20,165 --> 00:00:23,454 Welcome, Peter Quill Who Is Also Called Star-Lord. 9 00:00:23,455 --> 00:00:26,124 It is good to be seeing you mostly in one piece. 10 00:00:26,125 --> 00:00:28,874 You wouldn't believe the week we're having, Cosmo. 11 00:00:28,875 --> 00:00:32,744 Cosmo believe, because Cosmo read Guardians' minds. 12 00:00:32,745 --> 00:00:35,454 But please not to worry. Guardians are safe 13 00:00:35,455 --> 00:00:38,244 from no-goodniks here in Knowhere. [beeping] 14 00:00:38,245 --> 00:00:41,752 Would these "no-goodniks" include the woman currently 15 00:00:41,753 --> 00:00:43,453 attempting to break into our ship? 16 00:00:49,340 --> 00:00:51,624 [Gamora] Quill, Rocket, shake her off, now! 17 00:00:51,625 --> 00:00:53,334 [growls] [engine sputtering] 18 00:00:53,335 --> 00:00:55,954 We're trying, Gamora, but somebody 19 00:00:55,955 --> 00:00:59,204 decided to improve the controls when they repaired the ship! 20 00:00:59,205 --> 00:01:01,084 [beeps] 21 00:01:01,085 --> 00:01:04,124 And why the flarg did you install these lights? 22 00:01:04,125 --> 00:01:05,994 I am Groot. 23 00:01:05,995 --> 00:01:08,914 Great. Now, if the crazy lady breaks in, 24 00:01:08,915 --> 00:01:11,010 we can offer her a nice suntan! 25 00:01:14,960 --> 00:01:16,954 [Guardians yell] 26 00:01:16,955 --> 00:01:20,386 Groot, which one is the "save our butts" button? 27 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:24,390 [grunting] 28 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:28,180 [grunts] [beeps] 29 00:01:34,590 --> 00:01:36,534 Uh, Cosmo, good news. 30 00:01:36,535 --> 00:01:38,414 We are definitely gonna make it to the hangar. 31 00:01:38,415 --> 00:01:41,417 Bad news: we are definitely gonna crash. 32 00:01:43,254 --> 00:01:46,584 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 33 00:01:53,300 --> 00:01:54,563 Okay, everybody hang on. 34 00:01:54,564 --> 00:01:57,390 I'm gonna try to steer us a path far away from civilians. 35 00:01:59,131 --> 00:02:02,379 [scraping metal] 36 00:02:02,380 --> 00:02:04,850 [Rocket] Yeah. How's that working out for ya? 37 00:02:07,500 --> 00:02:10,430 [sighs] [Quill] Seriously? 38 00:02:13,460 --> 00:02:16,124 Well, we shook off the mystery intruder, 39 00:02:16,125 --> 00:02:18,294 the ship's in one piece... mostly... 40 00:02:18,295 --> 00:02:20,584 and no one got hurt. I'm calling this a win. 41 00:02:20,585 --> 00:02:23,374 Says the guy who don't gotta fix nothin'. 42 00:02:23,375 --> 00:02:25,164 We're not in the clear yet. 43 00:02:25,165 --> 00:02:27,534 Personal cloaking technology doesn't come cheap, 44 00:02:27,535 --> 00:02:30,084 which means that intruder is definitely coming back. 45 00:02:30,085 --> 00:02:33,704 Relax. That's what we have a psychic Russian dog for. 46 00:02:33,705 --> 00:02:35,704 Hey, Cosmo, you think you could be a good boy 47 00:02:35,705 --> 00:02:38,294 and help us figure out who's trying to destroy us? 48 00:02:38,295 --> 00:02:41,584 [Cosmo] Many, many peoples wants to destroy Guardians. 49 00:02:41,585 --> 00:02:45,584 Come to Continuum Cortex and Cosmo will help narrow down, yeah? 50 00:02:45,585 --> 00:02:47,204 [chattering] 51 00:02:47,205 --> 00:02:49,494 [Gamora] Stick together and don't draw any attention. 52 00:02:49,495 --> 00:02:52,560 Anyone here could be a rat for Nova Prime. 53 00:02:54,090 --> 00:02:57,850 - Metaphorical rat. - Ah. 54 00:02:58,550 --> 00:03:01,100 [chattering continues] 55 00:03:04,210 --> 00:03:08,720 I... am... Groooot! 56 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:17,760 Ah! You lost your button-pushing privileges back on the ship. 57 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:22,760 I am Groot! 58 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:30,664 Oh, flarg. 59 00:03:30,665 --> 00:03:34,703 Uh, hey, guys? I hate to break it to ya, 60 00:03:34,738 --> 00:03:39,584 but the intruder we lost ain't stayin' lost. She's right behind us. 61 00:03:39,585 --> 00:03:43,260 Then let's deal with her while we have the element of surprise. 62 00:03:49,630 --> 00:03:51,430 I am Groot! 63 00:04:05,710 --> 00:04:07,534 [grunts] Now! 64 00:04:07,535 --> 00:04:08,994 [grunting] 65 00:04:08,995 --> 00:04:10,034 [yells, grunts] 66 00:04:10,035 --> 00:04:12,874 [grunts, groans] [yells] 67 00:04:12,875 --> 00:04:14,994 Trust me, you don't wanna do this. 68 00:04:14,995 --> 00:04:17,664 [Quill] Thing is, we don't trust you. 69 00:04:17,665 --> 00:04:19,124 [grunts] 70 00:04:19,125 --> 00:04:21,220 So we do wanna do this. 71 00:04:24,710 --> 00:04:26,410 Groot! 72 00:04:27,260 --> 00:04:28,914 [shakily] I am Groot. 73 00:04:28,915 --> 00:04:30,704 Groot! No! 74 00:04:30,705 --> 00:04:31,744 [grunts] 75 00:04:31,745 --> 00:04:34,680 [Guardians grunting] 76 00:04:35,710 --> 00:04:38,010 [blows landing] [Guardians grunting] 77 00:04:39,050 --> 00:04:41,510 [singsongy] I am Groot. 78 00:04:44,130 --> 00:04:46,060 [moans] 79 00:04:47,630 --> 00:04:50,600 And the lady behind cloak number one is... 80 00:04:55,340 --> 00:04:59,994 An Asgardian Valkyrie? This day just got infinitely worse. 81 00:04:59,995 --> 00:05:02,374 Incorrect. It was always this bad. 82 00:05:02,375 --> 00:05:04,244 We were simply unaware of it. 83 00:05:04,385 --> 00:05:06,764 Ignorance is bliss. And right now, 84 00:05:06,765 --> 00:05:08,934 so is a point-blank blaster shot. 85 00:05:08,935 --> 00:05:11,304 Whoa! Guys! Did I miss something? 86 00:05:11,305 --> 00:05:13,014 Asgardians are our friends. 87 00:05:13,015 --> 00:05:14,724 Valkyries aren't anyone's friends. 88 00:05:14,725 --> 00:05:16,514 They're Asgard's most lethal warriors. 89 00:05:16,515 --> 00:05:19,054 A handful of them can destroy entire planets. 90 00:05:19,055 --> 00:05:21,594 There are worlds where even seeing a Valkyrie 91 00:05:21,595 --> 00:05:24,264 is considered an omen of complete destruction. 92 00:05:24,265 --> 00:05:26,264 [Rocket] So, what kind of omen is it 93 00:05:26,265 --> 00:05:29,134 when one of them grabs you by the leg?! 94 00:05:29,135 --> 00:05:31,440 [Guardians grunt, yell] 95 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:41,437 - You, here, now! - Yeah, no, thanks. Gotta go! 96 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:45,174 [panting] [object shatters] 97 00:05:45,175 --> 00:05:47,884 Sorry! I'll pay for that! I mean, I won't, but... 98 00:05:47,885 --> 00:05:49,384 [grunting] 99 00:05:49,385 --> 00:05:51,134 [bystanders murmuring] 100 00:05:51,135 --> 00:05:53,134 [object shatters] 101 00:05:53,135 --> 00:05:55,530 Oh! Hey, that's a good deal. [yells] [clattering] 102 00:06:02,190 --> 00:06:07,344 [sighs] Guys, I'm pretty sure I lost her, so you're welcome. 103 00:06:07,345 --> 00:06:09,474 [yells] 104 00:06:09,475 --> 00:06:11,884 J'Que? 105 00:06:11,885 --> 00:06:15,134 Aw, co... Listen, I can't deal with my tab right now. 106 00:06:15,135 --> 00:06:17,594 I've got bigger things to worry about than units. 107 00:06:17,595 --> 00:06:21,014 Oh, this ain't about units, Quill. [whimpers] 108 00:06:21,015 --> 00:06:24,974 What? Since when? Whoa! [grunts] 109 00:06:24,975 --> 00:06:28,974 Wait a minute, suddenly buff person with anger issues. 110 00:06:28,975 --> 00:06:31,594 [growling] J'Que, you been hanging out with Nova Prime lately? 111 00:06:31,595 --> 00:06:33,940 [grunts] 112 00:06:39,770 --> 00:06:41,650 [chuckles] Uhh... 113 00:06:45,060 --> 00:06:46,760 [grunts] 114 00:06:47,850 --> 00:06:50,054 Here. Have a drink on the house. 115 00:06:50,055 --> 00:06:53,264 Oops. Forgot to add ice. 116 00:06:53,265 --> 00:06:56,224 Oh! Star-Lord: one. 117 00:06:56,225 --> 00:06:59,174 Ugly robot imposter: zero. [yells] 118 00:06:59,175 --> 00:07:00,990 [grunts] 119 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:05,224 [laughing] 120 00:07:05,225 --> 00:07:08,767 Oh, um, did I say "ugly"? 121 00:07:14,020 --> 00:07:15,682 [Gamora] Quill's not picking up his comm. 122 00:07:15,683 --> 00:07:19,674 - The Valkyrie must've caught him. - The Valkyrie did not catch him. 123 00:07:19,675 --> 00:07:24,115 - How the flarg do you know that? - Because she is right there. 124 00:07:24,150 --> 00:07:25,700 [chattering] 125 00:07:35,020 --> 00:07:40,264 Let's just focus on finding Quill before the Valkyrie does. [crackling] 126 00:07:40,265 --> 00:07:42,764 Perhaps J'Que has seen him. 127 00:07:42,765 --> 00:07:45,174 Considering he's covered in ice, I'd say he has, 128 00:07:45,175 --> 00:07:48,400 and not in a good way. [yells] 129 00:07:50,060 --> 00:07:54,094 Hey, nobody hurts Gammy! And nobody hurts Quill but us! 130 00:07:54,095 --> 00:07:57,134 J'Que, what did you do to Quill? 131 00:07:57,135 --> 00:07:59,934 [J'Que's voice] I'd worry more about what I'm gonna do 132 00:07:59,935 --> 00:08:01,931 [normal voice] to you, Gamora. 133 00:08:01,966 --> 00:08:04,094 [gasps] How many of you are there? 134 00:08:04,095 --> 00:08:07,844 More every day, sweetheart. 135 00:08:07,845 --> 00:08:10,594 There's about to be one less. [grunts] 136 00:08:10,595 --> 00:08:12,844 [yells] 137 00:08:12,845 --> 00:08:15,134 Since when is she on our side? 138 00:08:15,135 --> 00:08:18,224 If you wanna run away again, I don't mind the workout. 139 00:08:18,225 --> 00:08:21,434 But you'll just make it harder for me to protect you from your real enemies. 140 00:08:21,435 --> 00:08:25,174 If you want to protect us, why did you try to break into our ship? 141 00:08:25,175 --> 00:08:28,224 Xandar is swarming with Darkhawks. 142 00:08:28,225 --> 00:08:30,764 I thought you had been replaced, until the big guy attacked. 143 00:08:30,765 --> 00:08:33,264 'Hawks don't fight their own. 144 00:08:33,265 --> 00:08:35,224 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Back up. 145 00:08:35,225 --> 00:08:40,434 - What exactly are Darkhawks? - A pain in the galaxy's rear end. 146 00:08:40,435 --> 00:08:43,344 They're an army of robots that can duplicate anyone they touch. 147 00:08:43,345 --> 00:08:45,974 They tried to take over Asgard centuries ago, 148 00:08:45,975 --> 00:08:48,844 but we banished them to their own private realm. 149 00:08:48,845 --> 00:08:52,174 Oh, looks like a couple of 'em managed to un-banish themselves. 150 00:08:52,175 --> 00:08:55,224 "A couple"? Try the entire Galactic Council. 151 00:08:55,225 --> 00:08:57,764 They've all been secretly replaced by Darkhawks. 152 00:08:57,765 --> 00:09:00,224 If it is a secret, how do you know? 153 00:09:00,225 --> 00:09:03,094 Because they tried to replace Prince Thor. 154 00:09:03,095 --> 00:09:05,934 Fortunately, his hammer isn't just for decoration. 155 00:09:05,935 --> 00:09:09,934 Now Asgard shut its borders to prevent a Darkhawk infiltration. 156 00:09:09,935 --> 00:09:12,264 So why come chasing after us? 157 00:09:12,265 --> 00:09:15,224 I know. You hardly seem worth the effort. 158 00:09:15,225 --> 00:09:18,014 But I have orders from Thor to bring you back. 159 00:09:18,015 --> 00:09:21,094 Although I could've sworn there were five of you. 160 00:09:21,095 --> 00:09:23,594 Peter! We have to find Quill. 161 00:09:23,595 --> 00:09:26,934 You three, search the market. I'll check Starlin's. 162 00:09:26,935 --> 00:09:28,594 I'm coming with you. 163 00:09:28,595 --> 00:09:31,174 Remember, anyone could be a Darkhawk. 164 00:09:31,175 --> 00:09:34,320 So shoot first and ask questions later. 165 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:39,134 - I am Groot. - I do, too, ask questions! 166 00:09:39,135 --> 00:09:41,320 You know, sometimes. 167 00:09:45,190 --> 00:09:47,304 So, what exactly do I call you? 168 00:09:47,305 --> 00:09:49,184 Do Valkyries even have names? 169 00:09:49,185 --> 00:09:52,974 - Why don't you just call me Val? - O-kay, Val. 170 00:09:52,975 --> 00:09:55,514 You're a lot more casual than most Asgardians I know. 171 00:09:55,515 --> 00:09:58,304 I dropped the "verilys" a while ago. 172 00:09:58,305 --> 00:10:00,434 And you're not exactly what I expected 173 00:10:00,435 --> 00:10:03,224 from "the Most Dangerous Woman in the Galaxy." 174 00:10:03,225 --> 00:10:06,354 Care to find out how dangerous I am? 175 00:10:06,355 --> 00:10:10,532 [grunts] You stay away from her, or I'll... 176 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:15,224 do things to you... that'll hurt! 177 00:10:15,225 --> 00:10:17,804 Stand down, Peter. Val's with us. 178 00:10:17,805 --> 00:10:20,394 Oh, good, 'cause I was not gonna win that fight. 179 00:10:20,395 --> 00:10:22,655 You won't believe this, but I just fought two more 180 00:10:22,690 --> 00:10:25,224 - of those fake Nova Prime robots! - Darkhawks. 181 00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:26,934 Uh, no, they were pretty silver. 182 00:10:26,935 --> 00:10:30,184 At least the one who crushed my Element Blasters was. 183 00:10:30,185 --> 00:10:32,764 Oh, and he stole the other one! 184 00:10:32,765 --> 00:10:36,064 And my tape player! Or did I leave that in my bunk? 185 00:10:36,065 --> 00:10:38,064 We'll look for it later. 186 00:10:38,065 --> 00:10:40,854 Rocket, you can call off the search. We found Quill. 187 00:10:40,855 --> 00:10:45,450 Uh, Gammy? You sure about that? 188 00:10:47,570 --> 00:10:49,644 - It's a Darkhawk! - Darkhawk! 189 00:10:49,645 --> 00:10:52,264 [together] Wait! I'm not a Darkhawk! You're a Darkhawk! 190 00:10:52,265 --> 00:10:54,974 Oy. Like one Quill wasn't bad enough. 191 00:10:54,975 --> 00:10:58,724 Oh, come on, guys. I don't look anything like that. 192 00:10:58,725 --> 00:11:02,224 Is that a chin? It looks like a small shovel is coming out of your face. 193 00:11:02,225 --> 00:11:04,064 Oh, ha-ha, Robo-Quill. 194 00:11:04,065 --> 00:11:06,104 You know what only the real Quill would have? 195 00:11:06,105 --> 00:11:08,644 An Element Blaster! 196 00:11:08,645 --> 00:11:13,264 Nice try, fake-y. You may look like me, but it's all just skin-deep. 197 00:11:13,265 --> 00:11:16,394 Name the band with the number one hit single in 1986. 198 00:11:16,395 --> 00:11:21,434 None of us know that. Name the first song we danced to. 199 00:11:21,435 --> 00:11:24,854 Ha! "I'd Make it You," by Kirby Krackle. 200 00:11:24,855 --> 00:11:26,394 Oh, that doesn't count. 201 00:11:26,395 --> 00:11:28,684 It's the first song I slow dance to with every gir... 202 00:11:28,685 --> 00:11:30,934 I mean, anyone could know that. 203 00:11:30,935 --> 00:11:33,354 [Valkyrie] Including the imposter. 204 00:11:33,355 --> 00:11:37,354 Each Darkhawk can only copy one person, but the copy's perfect. 205 00:11:37,355 --> 00:11:39,854 They even duplicate their victim's memories. 206 00:11:39,855 --> 00:11:43,604 You couldn't have mentioned that before I admitted to dancing with Quill? 207 00:11:43,605 --> 00:11:47,354 Had to find out how dangerous you really were. 208 00:11:47,355 --> 00:11:51,686 Anyway, the obvious solution is we take them both down. 209 00:11:51,793 --> 00:11:56,224 - Not gonna happen. - So, you are sweet on the Terran. 210 00:11:56,225 --> 00:11:58,894 No, I'm stopping you from violating your own orders. 211 00:11:58,895 --> 00:12:01,394 Thor told you to bring the Guardians, remember? 212 00:12:01,395 --> 00:12:03,604 Yeah, but he didn't say how many. 213 00:12:03,605 --> 00:12:06,304 And I won't open the Bifrost to a Darkhawk. 214 00:12:06,305 --> 00:12:10,394 Cosmo will find the traitor. He has an excellent sense of smell. 215 00:12:10,395 --> 00:12:13,632 Or he could use... oh, I don't know... 216 00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:17,490 - his psychic powers? - The choice is up to him. 217 00:12:22,730 --> 00:12:26,184 [Rocket] So, what do you think all these crates are for? 218 00:12:26,185 --> 00:12:30,890 - [Drax] Storing things. - Ehh! What I meant was, 219 00:12:30,925 --> 00:12:33,474 when did the pooch become such a pack rat? 220 00:12:33,475 --> 00:12:35,564 Doesn't matter. What matters is... 221 00:12:35,565 --> 00:12:39,584 [Cosmo] Finding which Quill is fake, da? 222 00:12:39,619 --> 00:12:42,490 And Cosmo will be happy to help. 223 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:44,894 Wait a minute. 224 00:12:44,895 --> 00:12:48,104 How come I ain't hearing you in my mind? 225 00:12:48,105 --> 00:12:52,394 You are correct, Rocket. I am hearing Cosmo's voice in my ears! 226 00:12:52,395 --> 00:12:54,974 That's 'cause it ain't Cosmo's voice. 227 00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:58,474 He's a krutackin' fake! Bad dog! 228 00:12:58,475 --> 00:13:02,644 Stupid rodent should learn to be keeping muzzle shut. 229 00:13:02,679 --> 00:13:03,974 [growling] 230 00:13:03,975 --> 00:13:07,450 Cosmo will be happy to quiet you. 231 00:13:12,950 --> 00:13:16,644 - Back off, fake Cosmo-bot! - Sit! Heel! 232 00:13:16,645 --> 00:13:19,184 Hey! 233 00:13:19,185 --> 00:13:21,644 Darkhawks not take orders from fleshlings. 234 00:13:21,645 --> 00:13:23,910 Order this! 235 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:29,234 [grunts] 236 00:13:29,235 --> 00:13:31,984 [grunting] 237 00:13:31,985 --> 00:13:35,330 Aw, flarg. 238 00:13:36,570 --> 00:13:38,444 - J'Que? - Da. 239 00:13:38,445 --> 00:13:41,564 All crates hold Knowhere citizens. 240 00:13:41,565 --> 00:13:43,394 [grunts] 241 00:13:43,395 --> 00:13:46,774 We replace key individuals in strategic locations, 242 00:13:46,775 --> 00:13:51,684 then send originals back to Darkhawk realm through Continuum Cortex. 243 00:13:51,685 --> 00:13:55,814 Soon entire galaxy will be ruled by Darkhawks 244 00:13:55,815 --> 00:13:57,830 and never even know it. 245 00:14:03,530 --> 00:14:05,870 [grunts] 246 00:14:09,490 --> 00:14:10,734 [grunts] 247 00:14:10,735 --> 00:14:12,604 Drax will not allow that to happen, 248 00:14:12,605 --> 00:14:15,944 nor will he allow you to capture a former employer 249 00:14:15,945 --> 00:14:17,684 who still owes him units! 250 00:14:17,685 --> 00:14:21,524 Ignore Guardians. They are unimportant. 251 00:14:21,525 --> 00:14:23,524 [together] Who you calling unimportant? 252 00:14:23,525 --> 00:14:28,684 Okay, as Spartax prince, Peter Quill is somewhat important. 253 00:14:28,685 --> 00:14:31,564 But if Darkhawk copies Valkyrie, 254 00:14:31,565 --> 00:14:34,524 Darkhawks will gain access to Asgard. 255 00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:36,370 Now, fetch! 256 00:14:45,410 --> 00:14:48,234 [grunts] You'll never reach Asgard. 257 00:14:48,235 --> 00:14:51,734 - Not on my watch. - Make that "our" watch. 258 00:14:51,735 --> 00:14:54,104 [grunts] [grunts] 259 00:14:54,105 --> 00:14:57,444 Drax will watch as well. [grunts] 260 00:14:57,445 --> 00:14:59,620 [grunts] 261 00:15:03,490 --> 00:15:05,950 [Guardians grunt] 262 00:15:07,110 --> 00:15:09,144 I am Groot. 263 00:15:09,145 --> 00:15:12,354 Why would I worry about the crates? I don't got friends on Knowhere. 264 00:15:12,355 --> 00:15:16,562 - I am Groot. - So find a new fertilizer vendor! 265 00:15:16,597 --> 00:15:19,003 [grunts] 266 00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:21,314 [together] Guys, you okay? 267 00:15:21,315 --> 00:15:23,104 Since when do you care, fake Quill? 268 00:15:23,105 --> 00:15:25,104 Just so you know, 269 00:15:25,105 --> 00:15:28,734 helping us would go a long way to proving which of you is real. 270 00:15:28,735 --> 00:15:32,104 I know, but I can't fight a robot with my bare hands. Right, other me? 271 00:15:32,105 --> 00:15:35,158 Other me? 272 00:15:35,530 --> 00:15:39,040 Little busy right now, Human. 273 00:15:43,570 --> 00:15:46,040 [Guardians grunting] 274 00:15:52,990 --> 00:15:56,024 Ha! I knew you were the fake! 275 00:15:56,025 --> 00:15:58,314 Well, of course you knew, numbskull. 276 00:15:58,315 --> 00:16:01,684 - You're the original. - Wha... Aahh! 277 00:16:01,685 --> 00:16:04,314 Guardians will please to stay out of way 278 00:16:04,315 --> 00:16:07,250 while Darkhawks copy Valkyrie, da? 279 00:16:07,285 --> 00:16:09,281 Quill! 280 00:16:09,610 --> 00:16:12,870 I know, right? [yells] 281 00:16:19,940 --> 00:16:21,974 Ugh. 282 00:16:21,975 --> 00:16:24,434 Okay, look, I've got a plan. 283 00:16:24,435 --> 00:16:27,804 - I just need you to trust me. - But we don't trust you. 284 00:16:27,805 --> 00:16:31,764 - Rocket, I'm the real Quill. - Exactly. 285 00:16:31,765 --> 00:16:34,311 Really? We're gonna do this now?! 286 00:16:34,346 --> 00:16:35,216 [grumbles] 287 00:16:35,251 --> 00:16:37,490 Always. Never gets old. 288 00:16:42,310 --> 00:16:45,054 [computer trilling] 289 00:16:45,055 --> 00:16:50,844 Wait! If you let Val go, the Prince of Spartax will surrender. 290 00:16:50,845 --> 00:16:54,604 How very reasonable, Peter Quill. 291 00:16:54,605 --> 00:16:56,644 Please to finish copying Valkyrie. 292 00:16:56,645 --> 00:16:59,357 Darkhawk Cosmo have this. 293 00:16:59,392 --> 00:17:01,070 Aah! 294 00:17:13,810 --> 00:17:16,844 Psych! [grunts] 295 00:17:16,845 --> 00:17:18,934 You know what's a bummer about being a robot? 296 00:17:18,935 --> 00:17:21,370 The whole made-of-metal part. 297 00:17:22,730 --> 00:17:24,780 [cries out] 298 00:17:32,310 --> 00:17:35,370 Don't move a servo. 299 00:17:40,020 --> 00:17:43,184 Maybe your boyfriend's not useless after all. 300 00:17:43,185 --> 00:17:45,950 I wouldn't know. I don't have one. 301 00:17:46,860 --> 00:17:49,749 Magnets. Seriously? 302 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:57,157 - [Rocket] Lousy plan, Quill! - Wait. What? 303 00:17:57,192 --> 00:17:59,325 This is why we don't trust the real you. [growls] 304 00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:01,394 [Quill] See, now, that's low. What'd I ever do? 305 00:18:01,395 --> 00:18:03,764 Not much. That's the problem. 306 00:18:03,765 --> 00:18:05,304 Seriously? You too? 307 00:18:05,305 --> 00:18:08,014 [grunting] 308 00:18:08,015 --> 00:18:11,070 Fine! I'll show you "not much." 309 00:18:12,860 --> 00:18:15,434 Time to send you Darkhawks back where you... [blows landing] 310 00:18:15,435 --> 00:18:17,224 [Gamora grunting, laughing] 311 00:18:17,225 --> 00:18:20,604 Gamora, please, stop smiling while you're beating up fake me. 312 00:18:20,605 --> 00:18:24,327 It's just really creeping me out. [yells, grunts] 313 00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:28,370 [yells] [Drax grunts] 314 00:18:30,900 --> 00:18:34,570 These trash cans are really starting to get on my nerves! 315 00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:40,764 Huh? [grunts] 316 00:18:40,765 --> 00:18:42,304 [yells] I am Groot! 317 00:18:42,305 --> 00:18:46,624 [yells] What? Some of my best friends are trash cans. 318 00:18:47,110 --> 00:18:48,810 Huh? 319 00:18:49,900 --> 00:18:55,691 I am Groot! [yells] 320 00:18:56,110 --> 00:18:57,894 [thud] 321 00:18:57,895 --> 00:19:02,684 [grunts] I will say, it's a lot easier to tell you two a part. 322 00:19:02,685 --> 00:19:05,320 [yells, grunts] 323 00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:10,435 You're right. Let's fix that. 324 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:11,894 [yells] [grunts] 325 00:19:11,895 --> 00:19:14,974 [Quills grunting] 326 00:19:14,975 --> 00:19:17,700 Quill! 327 00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:25,684 [Quills together] No fair! You ripped your clothes off! 328 00:19:25,685 --> 00:19:27,394 I didn't rip my clothes off. You did. 329 00:19:27,395 --> 00:19:29,593 You've gotta be kidding. 330 00:19:29,628 --> 00:19:31,894 Gamora, you have to get the fake through the Cortex. 331 00:19:31,895 --> 00:19:36,264 - Yeah. Him. - No. Him! 332 00:19:36,265 --> 00:19:38,104 [Quills grunting] [blows landing] 333 00:19:38,105 --> 00:19:39,434 Ughh! 334 00:19:39,435 --> 00:19:41,514 Come on, Gamora. You know the real me. 335 00:19:41,515 --> 00:19:43,514 [grunting] Which is me! 336 00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:46,604 Quick, what color are my eyes? 337 00:19:46,605 --> 00:19:48,675 - Uh... - Yellow! 338 00:19:48,710 --> 00:19:50,224 Exactly. 339 00:19:50,225 --> 00:19:51,604 [grunts] 340 00:19:51,605 --> 00:19:52,894 [both grunt] 341 00:19:52,895 --> 00:19:56,070 But they are yellow! 342 00:19:56,730 --> 00:19:58,894 Quill, close it, now! [grunts] 343 00:19:58,895 --> 00:20:01,370 [descending whirring] 344 00:20:05,230 --> 00:20:09,416 But... [stammers] he was right about your eyes. 345 00:20:09,451 --> 00:20:12,293 - So, why'd you pick me? - Because there's no way 346 00:20:12,328 --> 00:20:14,581 the real you would remember something like that. 347 00:20:14,616 --> 00:20:16,844 [yells] [grunts] 348 00:20:16,845 --> 00:20:21,394 Pathetic fleshlings will not be stopping Darkhawk army. 349 00:20:21,395 --> 00:20:26,320 Darkhawks are destined to rule all galaxy. 350 00:20:32,060 --> 00:20:34,004 Thank you. 351 00:20:34,005 --> 00:20:38,054 Anything to help the Second Most Dangerous Woman in the Galaxy. 352 00:20:38,055 --> 00:20:40,344 [Rocket] Yeah, yeah, yeah. We get it. You're both dangerous. 353 00:20:40,345 --> 00:20:43,424 Now, can we move it? Asgard awaits. 354 00:20:43,425 --> 00:20:46,424 [weakly] I am Groot. 355 00:20:46,425 --> 00:20:49,150 Heimdall, the Bifrost! 356 00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:57,860 [Quill] Not until I get all my stuff back. 357 00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:06,820 [Guardians yell] 358 00:21:11,050 --> 00:21:14,164 Valkyrie, you arrive with our guests at last! 359 00:21:14,165 --> 00:21:16,664 We must make haste. Prince Thor awaits 360 00:21:16,665 --> 00:21:19,254 the heroic Guardians of the Galaxy. 361 00:21:19,255 --> 00:21:22,794 - And you, Peter Quill. - Thanks, Heimdall. 362 00:21:22,795 --> 00:21:25,794 Wait. What do you mean, "And you, Peter Quill"? 363 00:21:25,795 --> 00:21:28,584 He just means you're one of a kind, Peter... 364 00:21:28,585 --> 00:21:31,720 thankfully. [angry groan] 365 00:21:33,217 --> 00:21:36,562 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 366 00:21:36,612 --> 00:21:41,162 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 28002

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