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[Quill sighs]
I have never been so glad,
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to see a giant, severed head
in all my life.
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Got that right, Quill.
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Bad enough the whole galaxy
thought we were dead.
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Now the d'ast Nova Corps is
trying to make it happen for real.
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Which might have something to do
with the fact that Nova Prime
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has been replaced by an evil robot.
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Welcome, Peter Quill
Who Is Also Called Star-Lord.
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It is good to be seeing you
mostly in one piece.
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You wouldn't believe
the week we're having, Cosmo.
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Cosmo believe, because
Cosmo read Guardians' minds.
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But please not to worry.
Guardians are safe
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from no-goodniks here
in Knowhere. [beeping]
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Would these "no-goodniks"
include the woman currently
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attempting to break into our ship?
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[Gamora] Quill, Rocket,
shake her off, now!
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[growls]
[engine sputtering]
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We're trying, Gamora, but somebody
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decided to improve the controls
when they repaired the ship!
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[beeps]
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And why the flarg
did you install these lights?
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I am Groot.
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Great. Now, if the crazy lady breaks in,
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we can offer her a nice suntan!
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[Guardians yell]
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Groot, which one is the
"save our butts" button?
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[grunting]
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[grunts]
[beeps]
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Uh, Cosmo, good news.
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We are definitely
gonna make it to the hangar.
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Bad news:
we are definitely gonna crash.
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sync & correction by f1nc0
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Okay, everybody hang on.
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I'm gonna try to steer us
a path far away from civilians.
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[scraping metal]
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[Rocket] Yeah. How's
that working out for ya?
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[sighs]
[Quill] Seriously?
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Well, we shook off the mystery intruder,
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the ship's in one piece... mostly...
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and no one got hurt.
I'm calling this a win.
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Says the guy who don't
gotta fix nothin'.
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We're not in the clear yet.
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Personal cloaking technology
doesn't come cheap,
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which means that intruder
is definitely coming back.
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Relax. That's what we have
a psychic Russian dog for.
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Hey, Cosmo, you think
you could be a good boy
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and help us figure out
who's trying to destroy us?
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[Cosmo] Many, many peoples
wants to destroy Guardians.
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Come to Continuum Cortex and
Cosmo will help narrow down, yeah?
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[chattering]
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[Gamora] Stick together and
don't draw any attention.
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Anyone here could be a rat
for Nova Prime.
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- Metaphorical rat.
- Ah.
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[chattering continues]
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I... am... Groooot!
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Ah! You lost your button-pushing
privileges back on the ship.
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I am Groot!
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Oh, flarg.
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Uh, hey, guys?
I hate to break it to ya,
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but the intruder we lost ain't
stayin' lost. She's right behind us.
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Then let's deal with her while
we have the element of surprise.
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I am Groot!
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[grunts]
Now!
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[grunting]
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[yells, grunts]
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[grunts, groans]
[yells]
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Trust me, you don't wanna do this.
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[Quill] Thing is, we don't trust you.
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[grunts]
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So we do wanna do this.
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Groot!
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[shakily] I am Groot.
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Groot! No!
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[grunts]
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[Guardians grunting]
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[blows landing]
[Guardians grunting]
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[singsongy] I am Groot.
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[moans]
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And the lady behind
cloak number one is...
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An Asgardian Valkyrie?
This day just got infinitely worse.
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Incorrect.
It was always this bad.
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We were simply unaware of it.
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Ignorance is bliss.
And right now,
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so is a point-blank blaster shot.
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Whoa! Guys!
Did I miss something?
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Asgardians are our friends.
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Valkyries aren't anyone's friends.
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They're Asgard's
most lethal warriors.
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A handful of them can destroy
entire planets.
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There are worlds
where even seeing a Valkyrie
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is considered an omen
of complete destruction.
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[Rocket] So, what kind of omen is it
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when one of them grabs you
by the leg?!
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[Guardians grunt, yell]
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- You, here, now!
- Yeah, no, thanks. Gotta go!
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[panting]
[object shatters]
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Sorry! I'll pay for that!
I mean, I won't, but...
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[grunting]
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[bystanders murmuring]
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[object shatters]
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Oh! Hey, that's a good deal.
[yells] [clattering]
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[sighs] Guys, I'm pretty sure
I lost her, so you're welcome.
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[yells]
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J'Que?
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Aw, co... Listen, I can't
deal with my tab right now.
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I've got bigger things
to worry about than units.
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Oh, this ain't about units, Quill.
[whimpers]
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What? Since when?
Whoa! [grunts]
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Wait a minute, suddenly buff
person with anger issues.
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[growling] J'Que, you been
hanging out with Nova Prime lately?
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[grunts]
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[chuckles]
Uhh...
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[grunts]
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Here. Have a drink on the house.
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Oops. Forgot to add ice.
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Oh! Star-Lord: one.
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Ugly robot imposter: zero.
[yells]
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[grunts]
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[laughing]
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Oh, um, did I say "ugly"?
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[Gamora] Quill's not
picking up his comm.
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- The Valkyrie must've caught him.
- The Valkyrie did not catch him.
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- How the flarg do you know that?
- Because she is right there.
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[chattering]
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Let's just focus on finding Quill
before the Valkyrie does. [crackling]
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Perhaps J'Que has seen him.
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Considering he's covered in ice,
I'd say he has,
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and not in a good way.
[yells]
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Hey, nobody hurts Gammy!
And nobody hurts Quill but us!
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J'Que, what did you do to Quill?
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[J'Que's voice] I'd worry
more about what I'm gonna do
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[normal voice] to you, Gamora.
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[gasps]
How many of you are there?
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More every day, sweetheart.
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There's about to be one less.
[grunts]
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[yells]
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Since when is she on our side?
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If you wanna run away again,
I don't mind the workout.
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But you'll just make it harder for me
to protect you from your real enemies.
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If you want to protect us,
why did you try to break into our ship?
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Xandar is swarming
with Darkhawks.
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I thought you had been replaced,
until the big guy attacked.
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'Hawks don't fight their own.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Back up.
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- What exactly are Darkhawks?
- A pain in the galaxy's rear end.
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They're an army of robots that
can duplicate anyone they touch.
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They tried to take over Asgard
centuries ago,
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but we banished them
to their own private realm.
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Oh, looks like a couple of 'em
managed to un-banish themselves.
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"A couple"?
Try the entire Galactic Council.
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They've all been secretly
replaced by Darkhawks.
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If it is a secret,
how do you know?
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Because they tried
to replace Prince Thor.
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Fortunately, his hammer
isn't just for decoration.
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Now Asgard shut its borders to
prevent a Darkhawk infiltration.
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So why come chasing after us?
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I know. You hardly
seem worth the effort.
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But I have orders from Thor
to bring you back.
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Although I could've sworn
there were five of you.
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Peter!
We have to find Quill.
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You three, search the market.
I'll check Starlin's.
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I'm coming with you.
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Remember, anyone
could be a Darkhawk.
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So shoot first
and ask questions later.
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- I am Groot.
- I do, too, ask questions!
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You know, sometimes.
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So, what exactly do I call you?
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Do Valkyries even have names?
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- Why don't you just call me Val?
- O-kay, Val.
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You're a lot more casual
than most Asgardians I know.
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I dropped the "verilys" a while ago.
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And you're not exactly
what I expected
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from "the Most Dangerous
Woman in the Galaxy."
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Care to find out
how dangerous I am?
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[grunts]
You stay away from her, or I'll...
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do things to you...
that'll hurt!
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Stand down, Peter.
Val's with us.
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Oh, good, 'cause I was
not gonna win that fight.
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You won't believe this,
but I just fought two more
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- of those fake Nova Prime robots!
- Darkhawks.
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Uh, no, they were pretty silver.
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At least the one who crushed
my Element Blasters was.
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Oh, and he stole the other one!
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And my tape player!
Or did I leave that in my bunk?
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We'll look for it later.
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Rocket, you can call off
the search. We found Quill.
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Uh, Gammy?
You sure about that?
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- It's a Darkhawk!
- Darkhawk!
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[together] Wait! I'm not a Darkhawk!
You're a Darkhawk!
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Oy. Like one Quill
wasn't bad enough.
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Oh, come on, guys.
I don't look anything like that.
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Is that a chin? It looks like a small
shovel is coming out of your face.
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Oh, ha-ha, Robo-Quill.
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You know what only
the real Quill would have?
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An Element Blaster!
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Nice try, fake-y. You may look like
me, but it's all just skin-deep.
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Name the band with the
number one hit single in 1986.
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None of us know that.
Name the first song we danced to.
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Ha! "I'd Make it You,"
by Kirby Krackle.
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Oh, that doesn't count.
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It's the first song
I slow dance to with every gir...
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I mean, anyone could know that.
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[Valkyrie] Including the imposter.
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Each Darkhawk can only copy one
person, but the copy's perfect.
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They even duplicate
their victim's memories.
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You couldn't have mentioned that
before I admitted to dancing with Quill?
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Had to find out
how dangerous you really were.
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Anyway, the obvious solution
is we take them both down.
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- Not gonna happen.
- So, you are sweet on the Terran.
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No, I'm stopping you from
violating your own orders.
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Thor told you to bring
the Guardians, remember?
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Yeah, but he didn't say how many.
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And I won't open the Bifrost
to a Darkhawk.
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Cosmo will find the traitor.
He has an excellent sense of smell.
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Or he could use... oh, I don't know...
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- his psychic powers?
- The choice is up to him.
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[Rocket] So, what do you
think all these crates are for?
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- [Drax] Storing things.
- Ehh! What I meant was,
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when did the pooch
become such a pack rat?
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Doesn't matter. What matters is...
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[Cosmo] Finding which Quill is fake, da?
222
00:12:39,619 --> 00:12:42,490
And Cosmo will be happy to help.
223
00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:44,894
Wait a minute.
224
00:12:44,895 --> 00:12:48,104
How come I ain't
hearing you in my mind?
225
00:12:48,105 --> 00:12:52,394
You are correct, Rocket. I am
hearing Cosmo's voice in my ears!
226
00:12:52,395 --> 00:12:54,974
That's 'cause it ain't Cosmo's voice.
227
00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:58,474
He's a krutackin' fake!
Bad dog!
228
00:12:58,475 --> 00:13:02,644
Stupid rodent should learn
to be keeping muzzle shut.
229
00:13:02,679 --> 00:13:03,974
[growling]
230
00:13:03,975 --> 00:13:07,450
Cosmo will be happy to quiet you.
231
00:13:12,950 --> 00:13:16,644
- Back off, fake Cosmo-bot!
- Sit! Heel!
232
00:13:16,645 --> 00:13:19,184
Hey!
233
00:13:19,185 --> 00:13:21,644
Darkhawks not take orders
from fleshlings.
234
00:13:21,645 --> 00:13:23,910
Order this!
235
00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:29,234
[grunts]
236
00:13:29,235 --> 00:13:31,984
[grunting]
237
00:13:31,985 --> 00:13:35,330
Aw, flarg.
238
00:13:36,570 --> 00:13:38,444
- J'Que?
- Da.
239
00:13:38,445 --> 00:13:41,564
All crates hold Knowhere citizens.
240
00:13:41,565 --> 00:13:43,394
[grunts]
241
00:13:43,395 --> 00:13:46,774
We replace key individuals
in strategic locations,
242
00:13:46,775 --> 00:13:51,684
then send originals back to Darkhawk
realm through Continuum Cortex.
243
00:13:51,685 --> 00:13:55,814
Soon entire galaxy
will be ruled by Darkhawks
244
00:13:55,815 --> 00:13:57,830
and never even know it.
245
00:14:03,530 --> 00:14:05,870
[grunts]
246
00:14:09,490 --> 00:14:10,734
[grunts]
247
00:14:10,735 --> 00:14:12,604
Drax will not
allow that to happen,
248
00:14:12,605 --> 00:14:15,944
nor will he allow you to
capture a former employer
249
00:14:15,945 --> 00:14:17,684
who still owes him units!
250
00:14:17,685 --> 00:14:21,524
Ignore Guardians.
They are unimportant.
251
00:14:21,525 --> 00:14:23,524
[together] Who you calling unimportant?
252
00:14:23,525 --> 00:14:28,684
Okay, as Spartax prince,
Peter Quill is somewhat important.
253
00:14:28,685 --> 00:14:31,564
But if Darkhawk copies Valkyrie,
254
00:14:31,565 --> 00:14:34,524
Darkhawks will gain access
to Asgard.
255
00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:36,370
Now, fetch!
256
00:14:45,410 --> 00:14:48,234
[grunts]
You'll never reach Asgard.
257
00:14:48,235 --> 00:14:51,734
- Not on my watch.
- Make that "our" watch.
258
00:14:51,735 --> 00:14:54,104
[grunts]
[grunts]
259
00:14:54,105 --> 00:14:57,444
Drax will watch as well.
[grunts]
260
00:14:57,445 --> 00:14:59,620
[grunts]
261
00:15:03,490 --> 00:15:05,950
[Guardians grunt]
262
00:15:07,110 --> 00:15:09,144
I am Groot.
263
00:15:09,145 --> 00:15:12,354
Why would I worry about the crates?
I don't got friends on Knowhere.
264
00:15:12,355 --> 00:15:16,562
- I am Groot.
- So find a new fertilizer vendor!
265
00:15:16,597 --> 00:15:19,003
[grunts]
266
00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:21,314
[together] Guys, you okay?
267
00:15:21,315 --> 00:15:23,104
Since when do you care,
fake Quill?
268
00:15:23,105 --> 00:15:25,104
Just so you know,
269
00:15:25,105 --> 00:15:28,734
helping us would go a long way
to proving which of you is real.
270
00:15:28,735 --> 00:15:32,104
I know, but I can't fight a robot
with my bare hands. Right, other me?
271
00:15:32,105 --> 00:15:35,158
Other me?
272
00:15:35,530 --> 00:15:39,040
Little busy right now, Human.
273
00:15:43,570 --> 00:15:46,040
[Guardians grunting]
274
00:15:52,990 --> 00:15:56,024
Ha!
I knew you were the fake!
275
00:15:56,025 --> 00:15:58,314
Well, of course you knew,
numbskull.
276
00:15:58,315 --> 00:16:01,684
- You're the original.
- Wha... Aahh!
277
00:16:01,685 --> 00:16:04,314
Guardians will please
to stay out of way
278
00:16:04,315 --> 00:16:07,250
while Darkhawks copy Valkyrie, da?
279
00:16:07,285 --> 00:16:09,281
Quill!
280
00:16:09,610 --> 00:16:12,870
I know, right?
[yells]
281
00:16:19,940 --> 00:16:21,974
Ugh.
282
00:16:21,975 --> 00:16:24,434
Okay, look, I've got a plan.
283
00:16:24,435 --> 00:16:27,804
- I just need you to trust me.
- But we don't trust you.
284
00:16:27,805 --> 00:16:31,764
- Rocket, I'm the real Quill.
- Exactly.
285
00:16:31,765 --> 00:16:34,311
Really?
We're gonna do this now?!
286
00:16:34,346 --> 00:16:35,216
[grumbles]
287
00:16:35,251 --> 00:16:37,490
Always.
Never gets old.
288
00:16:42,310 --> 00:16:45,054
[computer trilling]
289
00:16:45,055 --> 00:16:50,844
Wait! If you let Val go, the
Prince of Spartax will surrender.
290
00:16:50,845 --> 00:16:54,604
How very reasonable, Peter Quill.
291
00:16:54,605 --> 00:16:56,644
Please to finish copying Valkyrie.
292
00:16:56,645 --> 00:16:59,357
Darkhawk Cosmo have this.
293
00:16:59,392 --> 00:17:01,070
Aah!
294
00:17:13,810 --> 00:17:16,844
Psych!
[grunts]
295
00:17:16,845 --> 00:17:18,934
You know what's a bummer
about being a robot?
296
00:17:18,935 --> 00:17:21,370
The whole made-of-metal part.
297
00:17:22,730 --> 00:17:24,780
[cries out]
298
00:17:32,310 --> 00:17:35,370
Don't move a servo.
299
00:17:40,020 --> 00:17:43,184
Maybe your boyfriend's
not useless after all.
300
00:17:43,185 --> 00:17:45,950
I wouldn't know.
I don't have one.
301
00:17:46,860 --> 00:17:49,749
Magnets. Seriously?
302
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:57,157
- [Rocket] Lousy plan, Quill!
- Wait. What?
303
00:17:57,192 --> 00:17:59,325
This is why we don't trust
the real you. [growls]
304
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:01,394
[Quill] See, now, that's low.
What'd I ever do?
305
00:18:01,395 --> 00:18:03,764
Not much.
That's the problem.
306
00:18:03,765 --> 00:18:05,304
Seriously? You too?
307
00:18:05,305 --> 00:18:08,014
[grunting]
308
00:18:08,015 --> 00:18:11,070
Fine!
I'll show you "not much."
309
00:18:12,860 --> 00:18:15,434
Time to send you Darkhawks back
where you... [blows landing]
310
00:18:15,435 --> 00:18:17,224
[Gamora grunting, laughing]
311
00:18:17,225 --> 00:18:20,604
Gamora, please, stop smiling
while you're beating up fake me.
312
00:18:20,605 --> 00:18:24,327
It's just really creeping me out.
[yells, grunts]
313
00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:28,370
[yells]
[Drax grunts]
314
00:18:30,900 --> 00:18:34,570
These trash cans are really
starting to get on my nerves!
315
00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:40,764
Huh?
[grunts]
316
00:18:40,765 --> 00:18:42,304
[yells]
I am Groot!
317
00:18:42,305 --> 00:18:46,624
[yells] What? Some of my
best friends are trash cans.
318
00:18:47,110 --> 00:18:48,810
Huh?
319
00:18:49,900 --> 00:18:55,691
I am Groot!
[yells]
320
00:18:56,110 --> 00:18:57,894
[thud]
321
00:18:57,895 --> 00:19:02,684
[grunts] I will say, it's a lot
easier to tell you two a part.
322
00:19:02,685 --> 00:19:05,320
[yells, grunts]
323
00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:10,435
You're right.
Let's fix that.
324
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:11,894
[yells]
[grunts]
325
00:19:11,895 --> 00:19:14,974
[Quills grunting]
326
00:19:14,975 --> 00:19:17,700
Quill!
327
00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:25,684
[Quills together] No fair!
You ripped your clothes off!
328
00:19:25,685 --> 00:19:27,394
I didn't rip my clothes off.
You did.
329
00:19:27,395 --> 00:19:29,593
You've gotta be kidding.
330
00:19:29,628 --> 00:19:31,894
Gamora, you have to get
the fake through the Cortex.
331
00:19:31,895 --> 00:19:36,264
- Yeah. Him.
- No. Him!
332
00:19:36,265 --> 00:19:38,104
[Quills grunting]
[blows landing]
333
00:19:38,105 --> 00:19:39,434
Ughh!
334
00:19:39,435 --> 00:19:41,514
Come on, Gamora.
You know the real me.
335
00:19:41,515 --> 00:19:43,514
[grunting]
Which is me!
336
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:46,604
Quick, what color are my eyes?
337
00:19:46,605 --> 00:19:48,675
- Uh...
- Yellow!
338
00:19:48,710 --> 00:19:50,224
Exactly.
339
00:19:50,225 --> 00:19:51,604
[grunts]
340
00:19:51,605 --> 00:19:52,894
[both grunt]
341
00:19:52,895 --> 00:19:56,070
But they are yellow!
342
00:19:56,730 --> 00:19:58,894
Quill, close it, now!
[grunts]
343
00:19:58,895 --> 00:20:01,370
[descending whirring]
344
00:20:05,230 --> 00:20:09,416
But... [stammers]
he was right about your eyes.
345
00:20:09,451 --> 00:20:12,293
- So, why'd you pick me?
- Because there's no way
346
00:20:12,328 --> 00:20:14,581
the real you would remember
something like that.
347
00:20:14,616 --> 00:20:16,844
[yells]
[grunts]
348
00:20:16,845 --> 00:20:21,394
Pathetic fleshlings will not
be stopping Darkhawk army.
349
00:20:21,395 --> 00:20:26,320
Darkhawks are destined
to rule all galaxy.
350
00:20:32,060 --> 00:20:34,004
Thank you.
351
00:20:34,005 --> 00:20:38,054
Anything to help the Second Most
Dangerous Woman in the Galaxy.
352
00:20:38,055 --> 00:20:40,344
[Rocket] Yeah, yeah, yeah. We get it.
You're both dangerous.
353
00:20:40,345 --> 00:20:43,424
Now, can we move it?
Asgard awaits.
354
00:20:43,425 --> 00:20:46,424
[weakly] I am Groot.
355
00:20:46,425 --> 00:20:49,150
Heimdall, the Bifrost!
356
00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:57,860
[Quill] Not until I
get all my stuff back.
357
00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:06,820
[Guardians yell]
358
00:21:11,050 --> 00:21:14,164
Valkyrie, you arrive
with our guests at last!
359
00:21:14,165 --> 00:21:16,664
We must make haste.
Prince Thor awaits
360
00:21:16,665 --> 00:21:19,254
the heroic
Guardians of the Galaxy.
361
00:21:19,255 --> 00:21:22,794
- And you, Peter Quill.
- Thanks, Heimdall.
362
00:21:22,795 --> 00:21:25,794
Wait. What do you mean,
"And you, Peter Quill"?
363
00:21:25,795 --> 00:21:28,584
He just means you're
one of a kind, Peter...
364
00:21:28,585 --> 00:21:31,720
thankfully.
[angry groan]
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00:21:33,217 --> 00:21:36,562
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