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Help!
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Hello?
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My balls.
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Sweet Jesus.
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Oh...
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Ow.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Mm.
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What?
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Oh, Christ.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, God.
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How... how bad is it, Doc?
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Eh... Va bene.
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Hai perso molto sange.
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Uh, sorry, what?
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Have I lost my balls?
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Dovrei cucirlo.
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I... I don't understand you.
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Uh, do you speak English?
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- Inglese?
- No, no, Italiano.
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No, Inglese.
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No, no.
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Inglese? No?
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Oh, no? Oh, Christ.
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Um...
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Hey, can... can I...
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Hey, Doc, you see this?
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Uno.
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Due.
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Down here.
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Due?
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Ah, si, si. Due.
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Due? Two? Two? I... I've got due balls?
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Si. Due testicoli, certo.
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Oh, God, thank Christ.
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Thank God. I've got two.
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- Due.
- Due.
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- Yeah.
- Due balls!
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I got due! Oh!
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Huh? Oh, yeah, okay, sure.
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You do... do whatever you gotta do, Doc.
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Eh...
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Due.
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Oh, Christ!
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Hey!
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Bravo!
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Hi, hi.
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Oh...
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Oh, Christ.
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Thank you, thanks.
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Cheers, thank you for having me.
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Spaghetti's coming. Oh, my God.
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Christ, thank you.
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Oh, thank you.
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That's wonderful.
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Salute, salute!
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Cheers.
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Salute.
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Buongiorno.
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Buongiorno, signore.
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Buongiorno.
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Buongiorno.
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So what is that?
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I just want to know how
far it is to the pasture.
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No, not too far. Okay, good.
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'Cause I might collapse.
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If you wanted to, that'd be fine.
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But I'm not pressuring you or anything.
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Yeah, yeah, I'm... I'm American.
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Yeah, everything about me... Yeah.
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Uh, is that a bird?
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What? I... I don't understand
what you're saying.
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- Shh!
- Shh.
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Ciao, Yo-Yo. Buongiorno.
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Buongiorno, Silvio.
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Are you an American?
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No, no Inglese.
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No Inglese. Italiano.
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- Is this the American?
- Si, si, Americano.
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No.
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Mamma, nonna, per favore!
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Si, si! Americano, Americano.
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Ah, Yossarian.
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No.
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Seven inch swing, four inch gap.
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Why is that so hard?
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Then we look tight!
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Then we look fierce!
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Then we stand out from all the
goddamn free-swinging arms
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that seem to be the
goddamn fashion these days!
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You goddamn spastics
think I'm gonna let you
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prance around here like a
Busby Berkeley chorus line,
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then you've got another
thing coming to you.
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All right, let's have
a look at these nuts.
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You're gonna need to skootch and lift.
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Okay.
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Ow!
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Sorry, it's just a little dried blood.
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Okay.
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All right, let's have a look at these.
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Now, John, it looks like
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this piece of flak went...
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right between your thighs.
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It missed your left testicle,
it missed your right testicle,
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and it split the soft
tissue of your scrotum
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right between your testicles.
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And that is what we
call spectacular luck.
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So can I go home now?
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Is it that kind of spectacular luck?
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You came so close.
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Now, if you lose a
testicle for your country,
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of course you get to go home.
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But you?
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You only almost lost a testicle.
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You see the difference?
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The best I can do for
an almost-lost testicle
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is just to keep you
here while it's healing.
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Of course, while it's healing,
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the number of missions you
have to flying keeps rising.
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Which means the longer you're here,
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the further away you
get from going home.
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But you already know that.
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All right, nurse, I'll leave you to it.
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Spectacular luck, huh?
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Oh, I'm the luckiest guy in the world.
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Who knew it was as
simple as one testicle?
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We probably could have
arranged for that months ago.
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I like the way you think.
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What time do you ship out?
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6:00 a. m.
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Ugh, that's ghastly.
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Oh, it is.
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It's ghastly, all right.
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Well, I'd tell you I'm gonna
miss you, but I probably won't.
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You're gonna miss me a lot
more than I'm gonna miss you.
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I doubt it.
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Do you wanna put money on it?
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Sure.
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$5.
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- What?
- $5.
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What are you, cheap?
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- 100.
- I'm not putting $100.
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- You don't have $100.
- I won't need it.
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- Yes, you will.
- No.
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You're silly.
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- No, I'm not.
- Mm-hmm.
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I like the way your neck smells.
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I like the way your hair smells.
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I like the way your shoulders smell.
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Better start saving your pennies.
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Buongiorno, Mister Yo-Yo.
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- We have a gift for you!
- Hey, fellas. What's the rumpus?
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Is from, uh, Mister Milo.
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Oh, is he back? I need to talk to him.
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Eh, no, no. Mister Milo in Togo.
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When is he back?
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- Eh, sabato.
- Saturday.
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Well, can you get him on the radio?
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I need to talk to him.
He offered me a job.
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I said no, but now I
think I need to say yes.
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Eh, no, no, he on a ship.
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He send you this.
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This for your testicolo.
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Is very big room.
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For testicolo, no?
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Yes, because no want, eh...
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- ... is very bad.
- For your balls.
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Over here, tootsie!
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Nice pants!
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I'm told this is Cathcart's office now.
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Yes, sir.
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- Where's Major Major gone?
- He's in there, too, sir.
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- They're in there together?
- Yes, sir.
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- Can I go in?
- That depends.
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- Depends on what?
- Depends on who you're here to see.
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- Cathcart?
- Fine.
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I told you, the deal's off, Yossarian.
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I know the deal's off. Hiya, Major.
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- Hi, Yossarian.
- How you been?
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Pretty swell.
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- Well, then what is it that you want?
- I want to go home. You owe me.
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I just told you the deal is off.
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Scheisskopf saw to that. You were there.
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But I didn't make
the deal with Scheisskopf,
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- I made it with you!
- And he unmade it. My hands are tied.
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I've had my balls blown off.
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I want you to send me home.
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I can't.
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What do you mean you can't?
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- Yes, you can!
- I mean that I can't.
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I'd like to, believe me.
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I'd like to see you gone from
here as much as you would.
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- Then do it!
- I can't, son.
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You mean to tell me that
you don't have the authority
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- to send people home?
- Oh, I have
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the authority to send people home,
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I just can't send you home.
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I am under strict instructions
not to send you home
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without his prior approval.
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- He actually said that?
- He did.
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But I've had my balls blown off!
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What more does it take?
This is a medical emergency.
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Well, if it's a medical emergency,
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I suggest you go talk to Doc Daneeka.
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Do I look like a ball doctor to you?
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- You understand?
- Yes, sir.
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- That's two doses every two hours.
- Okay.
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Doc, hey, I need your help.
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You gotta tell Scheisskopf that
I've had my balls blown off.
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But you haven't had
your balls blown off.
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Doesn't matter.
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He needs to think that
they've been blown off.
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You're asking me to lie to a guy
that we both know is trouble.
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No, I'm not asking you to lie.
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I'm asking you to use your imagination.
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You know that if I stay here,
Scheisskopf is gonna fuck me.
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I've lost all my friends.
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I've flown more missions
than anybody on this base,
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and every time I get
close to reaching the quota
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they raise it on me to fuck me.
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I can't do this anymore.
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I get that you couldn't
ground me for insanity.
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I get that you couldn't
ground me for liver problems
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that never existed,
but now I finally have
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a legitimate, actual medical complaint.
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And you promised to
help me when it counted.
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I'm not asking you to lie.
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I'm asking you to be a doctor.
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Sir, Captain Yossarian
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suffered a catastrophic
testicular infarction.
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A what?
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- A catastrophic testicular infarction.
- What the hell is that?
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Well, sir, it's a soft tissue
trauma to the scrotal sack.
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And?
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And I believe Captain
Yossarian should be sent home.
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It's that bad?
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He may never have children.
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You're saying he's
had his balls blown off.
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Approximately, sir.
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Hmm.
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I don't know, Doc.
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If I'd had my balls blown off,
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I can't imagine I'd be
standing there just like that.
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And at attention, no less.
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Well, he's heavily
medicated right now, sir.
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I want to see.
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Excuse me, sir?
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I want to see.
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I wanna understand this...
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"infarction."
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Drop your pants, soldier.
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I-I'm not sure that's
such a good idea, sir.
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He... he's very tender down there.
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I want to see.
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Drop your pants, soldier.
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Take the bandage off.
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I'm counting two
testicles down here, Doc.
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I want these stitches out, God damn it.
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I want this nut sack back
in the air flying missions
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00:17:54,021 --> 00:17:56,528
and serving his country like
everybody else, God damn it.
265
00:17:56,912 --> 00:17:58,614
Hike up your pants, soldier!
266
00:18:11,941 --> 00:18:12,941
Who are you?
267
00:18:14,020 --> 00:18:15,246
I'm Nurse Cramer.
268
00:18:15,581 --> 00:18:16,581
Oh.
269
00:18:18,403 --> 00:18:19,949
Is Sue Anne not working today?
270
00:18:20,903 --> 00:18:22,739
Nurse Duckett's gone.
271
00:18:25,178 --> 00:18:26,178
Where?
272
00:18:26,419 --> 00:18:27,637
Gone home.
273
00:18:30,379 --> 00:18:31,762
To the nurses' quarters?
274
00:18:32,136 --> 00:18:34,317
She's gone home. Her tour finished.
275
00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:39,884
When?
276
00:18:40,397 --> 00:18:41,996
She left this morning.
277
00:18:48,239 --> 00:18:49,426
She didn't say anything.
278
00:18:49,451 --> 00:18:50,985
We treat a lot of soldiers here.
279
00:18:51,010 --> 00:18:52,871
She's not about to say
goodbye to all of them.
280
00:18:53,824 --> 00:18:57,194
All right, let's have a
look at these testicles.
281
00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:01,112
Okay.
282
00:19:01,113 --> 00:19:04,243
Looks like you're good to go.
283
00:19:41,185 --> 00:19:42,185
Sorry, sir.
284
00:19:44,773 --> 00:19:46,734
- What's your name?
- Snowden, sir.
285
00:19:47,398 --> 00:19:49,250
- What's your first name?
- Christopher, sir.
286
00:19:49,937 --> 00:19:51,101
I'm John.
287
00:19:52,776 --> 00:19:54,116
This your first mission?
288
00:19:55,673 --> 00:19:56,673
Yes, sir.
289
00:19:57,392 --> 00:19:58,749
It's... it's my first mission.
290
00:20:01,624 --> 00:20:02,718
Take a breath, son.
291
00:20:06,991 --> 00:20:08,233
You're gonna be fine.
292
00:20:09,130 --> 00:20:10,265
Okay?
293
00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:12,866
Let's go, it'll be fun.
294
00:20:13,735 --> 00:20:14,735
Yes, sir.
295
00:20:33,278 --> 00:20:34,421
Hey, where you going?
296
00:20:37,807 --> 00:20:39,335
I... I'm a tail gunner.
297
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,429
There's nothing to shoot at.
298
00:20:41,921 --> 00:20:43,757
There's no Germans in
the air. It's just us.
299
00:20:44,999 --> 00:20:46,364
Have a seat by that window over
there. You'll be all right.
300
00:20:50,545 --> 00:20:51,741
Just stay out of that tail.
301
00:20:52,455 --> 00:20:53,455
Yes, sir.
302
00:21:11,545 --> 00:21:12,751
Coming up on two minutes out.
303
00:21:16,021 --> 00:21:17,818
We're at 4,000 feet.
304
00:21:20,358 --> 00:21:21,474
See the target on the left?
305
00:21:21,668 --> 00:21:22,685
You see that?
306
00:21:25,986 --> 00:21:27,224
I got it.
307
00:21:38,443 --> 00:21:39,552
Here we go.
308
00:21:40,106 --> 00:21:41,733
Holding steady.
309
00:21:41,851 --> 00:21:43,576
Are you lined up, Yossarian?
310
00:21:43,601 --> 00:21:45,130
Yes, I'm fucking lined up.
311
00:21:45,338 --> 00:21:46,763
That's the wrong bridge.
312
00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:55,085
- Hey, what happened back there?
- The right engine is hit!
313
00:21:55,086 --> 00:21:56,505
- We're hit!
- Help him!
314
00:21:56,506 --> 00:21:57,757
- Cut the fuel!
- Help him!
315
00:21:57,758 --> 00:21:58,968
- Cutting the fuel!
- Help him!
316
00:21:58,969 --> 00:22:00,930
- Help who?
- The bombardier!
317
00:22:00,931 --> 00:22:01,945
Help him!
318
00:22:02,183 --> 00:22:03,894
Help the bombardier!
319
00:22:03,895 --> 00:22:05,480
I'm the bombardier!
320
00:22:05,481 --> 00:22:07,109
Then help him!
321
00:22:07,110 --> 00:22:08,486
- Help him!
- Help who?
322
00:22:08,487 --> 00:22:10,448
- Who is this?
- The side gunner!
323
00:22:10,449 --> 00:22:12,035
The kid! The new kid!
324
00:22:12,036 --> 00:22:13,182
Help him!
325
00:22:17,808 --> 00:22:19,197
Where the hell you going?
326
00:22:29,435 --> 00:22:30,768
Okay, okay.
327
00:22:33,197 --> 00:22:34,369
I'm cold.
328
00:22:37,671 --> 00:22:40,151
You're gonna be all right, okay?
329
00:22:41,315 --> 00:22:42,588
You're gonna be all right.
330
00:22:50,026 --> 00:22:51,830
Okay. Oh, shit.
331
00:22:51,855 --> 00:22:53,357
Oh, shit.
332
00:22:53,494 --> 00:22:54,713
I'm cold.
333
00:22:54,738 --> 00:22:57,074
Well, we're gonna get you warm.
334
00:22:59,214 --> 00:23:00,298
Okay.
335
00:23:00,299 --> 00:23:01,924
Okay, look...
336
00:23:03,010 --> 00:23:05,876
it's ugly, kid, but it's
not as ugly as it looks.
337
00:23:05,901 --> 00:23:07,855
There's no arteries cut,
so you're not gonna die.
338
00:23:07,856 --> 00:23:09,149
But I'm cold.
339
00:23:09,369 --> 00:23:11,255
Well, that's a good sign, you know?
340
00:23:11,475 --> 00:23:14,034
It's a sign that your body...
341
00:23:14,035 --> 00:23:16,253
Is responding properly...
342
00:23:16,958 --> 00:23:19,847
And it's sending the warmth to your leg.
343
00:23:20,608 --> 00:23:22,160
But your brain doesn't know.
344
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,449
Okay.
345
00:23:25,284 --> 00:23:26,828
Keep that there.
346
00:23:26,853 --> 00:23:28,745
It's all right. That's all right.
347
00:23:30,238 --> 00:23:31,636
What did you say your name was?
348
00:23:32,644 --> 00:23:33,800
It's John.
349
00:23:34,367 --> 00:23:35,745
John Yossarian.
350
00:23:36,038 --> 00:23:37,631
John Yossarian.
351
00:23:42,753 --> 00:23:44,472
Okay, look at me, okay?
352
00:23:45,389 --> 00:23:46,639
Ah, fuck.
353
00:23:48,870 --> 00:23:50,456
Hey, can somebody help me here?
354
00:23:54,216 --> 00:23:56,679
This is a good bandage, okay?
355
00:23:56,704 --> 00:23:58,285
It's gonna get you home safe.
356
00:24:03,384 --> 00:24:04,928
My... my dad's a dentist.
357
00:24:04,929 --> 00:24:06,180
Yeah, I knew it.
358
00:24:06,181 --> 00:24:09,311
And he's gonna be glad
to have you back, right?
359
00:24:09,312 --> 00:24:11,107
Just look at me. Look at me.
360
00:24:12,338 --> 00:24:13,654
When I get you back on land,
361
00:24:13,655 --> 00:24:15,495
Doc Daneeka's gonna
make you right as rain.
362
00:24:18,372 --> 00:24:19,784
Okay.
363
00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:22,096
Come here, let's get you up.
364
00:24:23,046 --> 00:24:24,568
Okay, come on. Let's get you up.
365
00:24:29,436 --> 00:24:32,817
Oh, shit.
366
00:24:32,818 --> 00:24:34,127
Oh, shit.
367
00:24:42,296 --> 00:24:43,335
Look at me.
368
00:24:51,146 --> 00:24:52,397
Oh, fuck.
369
00:24:52,398 --> 00:24:54,323
Okay, okay.
370
00:24:55,346 --> 00:24:57,575
Okay, okay, okay.
371
00:24:57,576 --> 00:24:58,815
Your eyes...
372
00:24:59,496 --> 00:25:00,909
Keep your eyes right on me.
373
00:25:01,059 --> 00:25:02,353
Okay, all right.
374
00:25:02,503 --> 00:25:04,385
Okay, now. Now...
375
00:25:05,096 --> 00:25:06,557
We just gotta get you comfortable.
376
00:25:06,636 --> 00:25:07,893
- Okay.
- Okay?
377
00:25:08,940 --> 00:25:10,409
Okay, get you comfortable.
378
00:25:10,434 --> 00:25:11,645
Nice and comfortable.
379
00:25:13,482 --> 00:25:14,917
Get you nice and comfortable.
380
00:25:15,444 --> 00:25:17,573
Okay. Nice and easy.
381
00:25:17,878 --> 00:25:18,980
Nice and easy.
382
00:25:27,857 --> 00:25:30,445
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
383
00:25:33,105 --> 00:25:34,456
I'm sorry.
384
00:25:35,675 --> 00:25:37,011
I'm sorry.
385
00:29:01,841 --> 00:29:02,841
Yossarian.
386
00:29:04,719 --> 00:29:05,719
You okay?
387
00:29:05,863 --> 00:29:07,053
Oh, hi, Chaplain.
388
00:29:08,091 --> 00:29:09,091
I'm fine.
389
00:29:09,262 --> 00:29:10,848
We had a hairy run and we lost a man,
390
00:29:10,873 --> 00:29:12,334
but other than that I'm fine.
391
00:29:13,990 --> 00:29:15,186
You're covered in blood.
392
00:29:16,415 --> 00:29:17,415
It's not mine.
393
00:29:19,545 --> 00:29:22,270
Do you want... can
I... get you some clothes?
394
00:29:22,522 --> 00:29:23,748
No, I'm fine. Thanks.
395
00:29:24,662 --> 00:29:25,662
How are you?
396
00:29:26,686 --> 00:29:27,686
I'm...
397
00:29:28,475 --> 00:29:29,850
I'm fine, I'm... I'm good. Uh...
398
00:29:30,060 --> 00:29:31,060
That's good.
399
00:29:33,084 --> 00:29:34,248
Who did you lose?
400
00:29:35,193 --> 00:29:36,576
Oh, he was a new kid.
401
00:29:37,490 --> 00:29:38,732
You might not have known him yet.
402
00:29:42,498 --> 00:29:43,537
Where are you off to?
403
00:29:43,856 --> 00:29:44,881
I'm heading home.
404
00:29:47,061 --> 00:29:48,264
Can I get you anything?
405
00:29:48,924 --> 00:29:49,924
No, thank you.
406
00:30:30,682 --> 00:30:33,752
None of us can say we
really knew Christopher...
407
00:30:35,127 --> 00:30:37,276
but we know the kind of boy he was:
408
00:30:38,877 --> 00:30:41,972
A boy willing to put himself
in the path of danger...
409
00:30:43,635 --> 00:30:45,877
A boy barely out of school,
410
00:30:47,018 --> 00:30:49,768
willing to leave his family
and all that the held dear,
411
00:30:50,468 --> 00:30:51,783
all that was safe,
412
00:30:53,291 --> 00:30:55,065
all that was familiar...
413
00:30:58,080 --> 00:30:59,151
To come to a place
414
00:30:59,176 --> 00:31:01,338
where those things
would seem like a dream,
415
00:31:04,224 --> 00:31:05,682
for there was a bigger dream
416
00:31:07,903 --> 00:31:10,315
to liberate a world beset by darkness.
417
00:31:13,549 --> 00:31:15,914
Christopher Snowden shared that dream...
418
00:31:18,027 --> 00:31:19,027
With all of us.
419
00:31:21,549 --> 00:31:24,848
When I came here, I knew
this would be one of my duties.
420
00:31:24,849 --> 00:31:25,849
This...
421
00:31:28,721 --> 00:31:30,455
But nobody really dies here.
422
00:31:32,823 --> 00:31:34,276
They just vanish, they...
423
00:31:36,748 --> 00:31:38,401
They vanish into the sky.
424
00:31:42,018 --> 00:31:43,307
So I do services.
425
00:31:44,025 --> 00:31:45,166
Not burials...
426
00:31:46,045 --> 00:31:47,045
services.
427
00:31:49,314 --> 00:31:50,798
But thankfully, not today.
428
00:31:51,212 --> 00:31:53,071
We'll keep Christopher Snowden here.
429
00:31:53,072 --> 00:31:55,034
We'll know where he is.
We'll know where to find him.
430
00:31:55,035 --> 00:31:57,611
We'll lament that the life he lived
431
00:31:58,009 --> 00:31:59,894
did not turn out to be the
life he should have lived.
432
00:31:59,919 --> 00:32:01,064
He was 18.
433
00:32:01,892 --> 00:32:04,970
He didn't get to know the
love of a wife or children.
434
00:32:05,013 --> 00:32:08,477
That they loved him,
they longed for his return
435
00:32:09,306 --> 00:32:10,970
just as he longs for them.
436
00:32:17,159 --> 00:32:20,182
Nevertheless, he was greatly
loved, and will be...
437
00:32:21,103 --> 00:32:22,103
greatly missed.
438
00:32:22,135 --> 00:32:25,080
Let us pray for his parents,
Raymond and Elizabeth.
439
00:32:25,118 --> 00:32:26,158
Hey.
440
00:32:26,417 --> 00:32:27,565
What are you doing in a tree?
441
00:32:28,010 --> 00:32:29,073
Oh, hiya, Milo.
442
00:32:29,294 --> 00:32:30,510
Can I come up?
443
00:32:34,315 --> 00:32:35,690
I heard about your protest.
444
00:32:35,991 --> 00:32:37,096
Good for you.
445
00:32:37,410 --> 00:32:38,579
This isn't a protest.
446
00:32:38,580 --> 00:32:40,909
Well, good for you.
447
00:32:43,656 --> 00:32:44,656
Whose funeral?
448
00:32:45,846 --> 00:32:46,846
They're burying that kid
449
00:32:46,888 --> 00:32:48,518
that got killed in my
plane the other day.
450
00:32:49,011 --> 00:32:50,554
What happened to him?
451
00:32:51,461 --> 00:32:52,461
He got killed.
452
00:32:56,698 --> 00:32:58,581
I heard your deal
with Cathcart fell through.
453
00:32:59,441 --> 00:33:00,784
You're not going home.
454
00:33:06,652 --> 00:33:07,878
Did you hear about Orr?
455
00:33:08,894 --> 00:33:10,667
He turned up in Sweden.
456
00:33:15,222 --> 00:33:16,321
His body?
457
00:33:16,464 --> 00:33:18,933
No, alive and well.
458
00:33:18,958 --> 00:33:20,245
Apparently he rode there.
459
00:33:21,620 --> 00:33:23,597
I don't know, they're
saying that's what he did.
460
00:33:25,425 --> 00:33:26,933
Who's saying? Where did you hear this?
461
00:33:27,075 --> 00:33:29,753
Somebody heard from somebody.
They're all talking about it down there.
462
00:33:29,778 --> 00:33:32,090
If you weren't running around naked
you might have heard it, too.
463
00:33:34,268 --> 00:33:35,268
Hey, good for him.
464
00:33:41,464 --> 00:33:42,464
It's gonna be all right.
465
00:33:44,465 --> 00:33:45,490
Hey.
466
00:33:46,715 --> 00:33:47,973
Hey, where you going?
467
00:33:50,363 --> 00:33:52,199
Hey, you're gonna come
work with me, right?
468
00:33:53,848 --> 00:33:55,543
We'd be unstoppable!
469
00:33:57,231 --> 00:34:00,387
And during the long winter of 1777,
470
00:34:00,770 --> 00:34:03,942
a Prussian nobleman by the
name of Baron Von Steuben
471
00:34:04,356 --> 00:34:08,067
aided George Washington
greatly in teaching musket drill
472
00:34:08,217 --> 00:34:11,238
to a small unit of 100 soldiers.
473
00:34:11,348 --> 00:34:13,602
Those soldiers taught the
remaining Continental Army
474
00:34:13,603 --> 00:34:14,895
at Valley Forge.
475
00:34:15,988 --> 00:34:20,684
And so, drill formation has
a long and glorious history...
476
00:34:21,426 --> 00:34:24,875
that is a living link to
the days and the dreams
477
00:34:24,876 --> 00:34:26,340
of our founding fathers.
478
00:34:27,214 --> 00:34:30,337
And so, here today with
these shining blue skies
479
00:34:30,371 --> 00:34:31,989
that God has seen fit to deliver...
480
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:36,231
we, too, are a part of that history.
481
00:34:39,036 --> 00:34:40,278
General Dreedle,
482
00:34:40,793 --> 00:34:43,668
Commanding Officer of the
entire European operation,
483
00:34:44,074 --> 00:34:46,000
has come here all the way from London
484
00:34:46,001 --> 00:34:48,673
because he has heard about you men...
485
00:34:50,824 --> 00:34:52,239
And your tight formations.
486
00:34:53,739 --> 00:34:56,215
Your fiercely tight formations.
487
00:34:57,834 --> 00:35:00,075
And now, without further ado...
488
00:35:01,567 --> 00:35:02,785
strike up the band.
489
00:35:03,442 --> 00:35:05,934
And, let's start the parade!
490
00:35:05,959 --> 00:35:08,209
Forward, march!
491
00:35:26,693 --> 00:35:28,318
For uncommon valor,
492
00:35:28,590 --> 00:35:33,404
I hereby award you the
Distinguished Flying Cross.
493
00:35:36,419 --> 00:35:38,998
This is Private First
Class James Marsh, sir.
494
00:35:39,484 --> 00:35:41,154
Step forward, Private.
495
00:35:43,107 --> 00:35:44,677
For uncommon valor,
496
00:35:45,162 --> 00:35:48,959
I hereby award you the
Distinguished Flying Cross.
497
00:35:49,216 --> 00:35:50,459
Well, sir, you know what?
498
00:35:50,794 --> 00:35:52,998
I didn't do nothing my
grandpappy didn't teach me.
499
00:35:53,099 --> 00:35:55,685
"Be a straight shooter.
Be a straight talker.
500
00:35:55,808 --> 00:35:58,162
Be a clean fighter," he
always used to tell.
501
00:35:58,271 --> 00:36:00,334
And by golly, if I hadn't tried
to abide by his advice...
502
00:36:00,359 --> 00:36:02,432
- Thank you, Private.
- I didn't do nothing brave, though.
503
00:36:02,457 --> 00:36:04,593
- I did what any other fella...
- I'm sure you did.
504
00:36:04,618 --> 00:36:06,280
- Good for you, son.
- Just like instinct.
505
00:36:33,999 --> 00:36:35,780
And who the hell is this?
506
00:36:35,864 --> 00:36:37,520
This is Yossarian, sir.
507
00:36:37,569 --> 00:36:39,169
I don't know what the
hell he thinks he's doing.
508
00:36:39,194 --> 00:36:40,693
Is this some kind of a joke, soldier?
509
00:36:40,718 --> 00:36:41,788
What the hell is he doing here?
510
00:36:41,813 --> 00:36:42,981
Captain Yossarian is receiving
511
00:36:43,006 --> 00:36:44,357
the Distinguished Flying Cross, sir.
512
00:36:44,382 --> 00:36:45,577
Well, I'll be damned.
513
00:36:46,585 --> 00:36:48,804
Why aren't you wearing clothes, son?
514
00:36:48,997 --> 00:36:50,077
I don't want to.
515
00:36:50,421 --> 00:36:51,752
What do you mean, you don't want to?
516
00:36:51,753 --> 00:36:53,226
Why the hell don't you want to?
517
00:36:53,905 --> 00:36:55,171
I just don't want to.
518
00:36:55,205 --> 00:36:57,113
- Why isn't he wearing clothes?
- Why isn't he wearing clothes?
519
00:36:57,138 --> 00:36:58,841
A man was killed in his
plane and bled all over him.
520
00:36:58,866 --> 00:36:59,873
He swears he will never wea...
521
00:36:59,898 --> 00:37:01,356
A man was killed in his
plane and bled all over him,
522
00:37:01,381 --> 00:37:02,514
and he's left his
clothes in the laundry.
523
00:37:02,539 --> 00:37:04,239
- Where are his other uniforms?
- In the laundry as well, sir.
524
00:37:04,264 --> 00:37:05,362
- What about his underwear?
- They're...
525
00:37:05,363 --> 00:37:07,512
his underwear's in the
laundry as well, sir.
526
00:37:07,670 --> 00:37:09,381
Sounds like a lot of crap to me.
527
00:37:09,639 --> 00:37:12,022
- It is a lot of crap, sir.
- Don't worry, sir.
528
00:37:12,295 --> 00:37:14,798
I can promise you that I will
personally punish this man.
529
00:37:14,799 --> 00:37:16,760
He will be thrashed
within an inch of his life.
530
00:37:16,761 --> 00:37:18,681
What the hell do I care
if he's punished or not?
531
00:37:18,682 --> 00:37:20,183
He's just won a medal,
for Christ's sake.
532
00:37:20,184 --> 00:37:21,647
My sentiments exactly, sir.
533
00:37:21,672 --> 00:37:23,708
He wants to receive
it without any clothes on,
534
00:37:23,733 --> 00:37:25,318
what the hell business is it of yours?
535
00:37:25,319 --> 00:37:26,420
Did you win a medal?
536
00:37:26,812 --> 00:37:28,709
Uh, n-no, sir, I didn't win a medal.
537
00:37:30,539 --> 00:37:32,772
I commend your bravery, Captain.
538
00:37:33,014 --> 00:37:34,021
What did he do?
539
00:37:34,046 --> 00:37:35,420
He blew up a bridge in Ferrara, sir.
540
00:37:35,445 --> 00:37:37,162
Went over the target twice
under enemy fire, sir.
541
00:37:37,295 --> 00:37:39,467
- So you're a pilot, son?
- He's a bombardier, sir.
542
00:37:39,717 --> 00:37:41,942
- Why isn't the pilot getting a medal?
- Why isn't the pilot getting a medal?
543
00:37:41,967 --> 00:37:43,193
- He died, sir.
- No, he didn't.
544
00:37:43,218 --> 00:37:44,249
- Yes, he did.
- No, he didn't.
545
00:37:44,274 --> 00:37:46,223
Jesus Christ, I haven't got all day.
546
00:37:46,248 --> 00:37:48,045
- I'm with you there, sir.
- You shut up.
547
00:37:48,107 --> 00:37:50,536
Soldier, for flying back over Ferrara
548
00:37:50,537 --> 00:37:52,427
to blow up a bridge under enemy fire,
549
00:37:53,146 --> 00:37:55,404
I hereby award you...
550
00:37:56,856 --> 00:37:59,646
the Distinguished Flying Cross.
551
00:38:03,153 --> 00:38:04,153
Good work, son.
552
00:40:08,158 --> 00:40:09,158
Hi.
553
00:40:10,037 --> 00:40:11,794
I think I'm supposed to be in this tent.
554
00:40:13,458 --> 00:40:14,490
They said I'm...
555
00:40:14,992 --> 00:40:16,802
supposed to be in Tent 12?
556
00:40:23,763 --> 00:40:25,232
Are you Captain Yossarian?
557
00:40:25,966 --> 00:40:27,076
Yes, I am.
558
00:40:28,755 --> 00:40:30,044
Lieutenant Newman.
559
00:40:32,044 --> 00:40:33,044
Hi.
560
00:40:34,511 --> 00:40:35,511
Are you okay?
561
00:41:15,099 --> 00:41:16,662
Yo-Yo, how we looking down there?
562
00:41:17,094 --> 00:41:18,380
Almost there.
563
00:41:24,111 --> 00:41:25,111
And...
564
00:41:27,580 --> 00:41:28,637
Release.
565
00:41:43,649 --> 00:41:44,786
And release.
566
00:41:50,224 --> 00:41:51,254
And release.
567
00:42:15,567 --> 00:42:17,194
And release.
568
00:42:22,035 --> 00:42:25,435
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