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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,707 --> 00:00:01,624 I built Barry's mind. 2 00:00:01,707 --> 00:00:03,040 You don't think I can tear it apart? 3 00:00:03,123 --> 00:00:05,040 Just gimme five minutes with him! 4 00:00:05,123 --> 00:00:06,582 I'll have him shittin' in my hand. 5 00:00:07,123 --> 00:00:08,749 -What? -(MUTTERS) What? 6 00:00:09,957 --> 00:00:12,916 -LEO COUSINEAU: What is this? -That is the key to my cabin. 7 00:00:12,998 --> 00:00:14,832 I wanna keep it in the family. 8 00:00:15,040 --> 00:00:17,248 I don't want the cabin where your girlfriend was murdered. That's sick. 9 00:00:17,791 --> 00:00:20,040 I can't work for you anymore. You gotta find someone else. 10 00:00:20,123 --> 00:00:21,666 Well, do you know any other assassins? 11 00:00:21,749 --> 00:00:22,666 What if I trained your guys? 12 00:00:22,916 --> 00:00:24,248 NOHO HANK: My guys suck balls, you know it! 13 00:00:24,540 --> 00:00:26,998 If I suck balls, you are king of suck balls mountain! 14 00:00:27,082 --> 00:00:28,832 -HANK: Oh, shut the fuck up. -(SCREAMS IN PAIN) 15 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:30,874 I decided I'm gonna write a scene about Sam. 16 00:00:30,957 --> 00:00:31,874 He beat you up, 17 00:00:32,207 --> 00:00:34,290 so we decided that you needed to get out of there. 18 00:00:34,624 --> 00:00:35,749 Hey, Sally. 19 00:00:36,457 --> 00:00:37,499 Hey, Sam. 20 00:00:47,998 --> 00:00:51,582 (distant wind whistling) 21 00:00:51,666 --> 00:00:53,791 ♪ ♪ 22 00:00:58,791 --> 00:01:01,957 (muted dialogue) 23 00:01:04,415 --> 00:01:06,707 ♪ ♪ 24 00:01:12,499 --> 00:01:14,666 (distant wind continuing) 25 00:01:18,666 --> 00:01:20,624 ♪ ♪ 26 00:01:20,707 --> 00:01:23,123 (distant wind whistling fades) 27 00:01:23,832 --> 00:01:27,165 -Sorry, what? -I said, did you grow up out here, Bobby? 28 00:01:28,582 --> 00:01:31,540 -My name is... -(theme music plays) 29 00:01:31,624 --> 00:01:33,582 Oh, sorry. Barry. 30 00:01:33,666 --> 00:01:35,082 I grew up in Cleveland. 31 00:01:35,165 --> 00:01:37,998 -You guys must have a lot in common. -(Sally chuckles) 32 00:01:38,082 --> 00:01:41,082 So, Sally, we saw you on that space show. 33 00:01:41,165 --> 00:01:43,207 Oh... (chuckles) Yeah. 34 00:01:43,290 --> 00:01:45,290 Um, I've been booking a lot of work actually. 35 00:01:45,374 --> 00:01:47,791 I've been getting lots of parts. That was one of my smaller ones. 36 00:01:47,874 --> 00:01:49,666 But, um, I've got these new agents, 37 00:01:49,749 --> 00:01:51,749 -and they're really great. -She's doing great. 38 00:01:51,832 --> 00:01:55,082 That's great. I'm really proud of you. 39 00:01:55,165 --> 00:01:58,499 -Hey, I got this. My treat. -Oh. Thank you. 40 00:01:58,582 --> 00:02:00,248 So, uh, Mark Campbell, 41 00:02:00,332 --> 00:02:02,040 he's been coaching my boy's soccer team. 42 00:02:02,123 --> 00:02:03,415 -Wow, small world. -Yeah. 43 00:02:03,499 --> 00:02:05,582 -Heck, how old's your son? -Five. 44 00:02:05,666 --> 00:02:07,415 -Wow. Crazy. -(laughing): Yeah. 45 00:02:07,499 --> 00:02:11,666 The other day he mentioned that you were speaking to Kate about a play? 46 00:02:11,749 --> 00:02:16,040 -Yeah, I'm playing you in it. -Yeah, no, that's not-- Sort of, it's-- (laughs) 47 00:02:17,165 --> 00:02:18,998 Yeah, I didn't think Kate would tell Mark about that. 48 00:02:19,082 --> 00:02:21,624 -It's not really a play. -No, it is a play. 49 00:02:21,707 --> 00:02:23,957 I mean, it's a scene in a play that she wrote, 50 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:26,415 -and it's great. -(chuckles awkwardly) 51 00:02:27,415 --> 00:02:29,248 -Is that why you came out here? -No. 52 00:02:29,332 --> 00:02:32,123 Like I said, I was headed to San Diego on business. 53 00:02:32,207 --> 00:02:33,791 -Oh, San Diego, okay. -Sam: Yeah. 54 00:02:33,874 --> 00:02:35,998 But since I'm here, 55 00:02:36,082 --> 00:02:38,540 is it like something I can see? 56 00:02:38,624 --> 00:02:40,415 -No. -No, not gonna happen. 57 00:02:40,499 --> 00:02:42,499 Well, because it's not really like a "show" show. 58 00:02:42,582 --> 00:02:44,707 It's not really like a play. It's more like a scene, 59 00:02:44,791 --> 00:02:46,998 -and it's kind of more like an exercise. -It's not an exercise. 60 00:02:47,082 --> 00:02:49,332 -Well, it is. At this point, it's an exercise-- -It's a show we're do-- 61 00:02:49,415 --> 00:02:52,832 -But it's gonna be a show that we perform in front of people. -We're in this class together, 62 00:02:52,916 --> 00:02:55,123 -and, um, we're doing this exercise. -It's a show-- 63 00:02:55,207 --> 00:02:58,165 Not really about you. It's more about me and my life, 64 00:02:58,248 --> 00:03:00,040 and so, it's not really the kind of thing that-- 65 00:03:00,123 --> 00:03:03,374 -I think you'd be bored. -It's gonna be great. 66 00:03:04,290 --> 00:03:05,624 All right. 67 00:03:06,749 --> 00:03:09,415 Well, anyway, I, uh, take off on Sunday. 68 00:03:09,499 --> 00:03:13,540 I'm staying at the Valley Inn and Suites, Studio City. 69 00:03:13,624 --> 00:03:16,248 All these cities, right? Why can't it just be Los Angeles? 70 00:03:16,332 --> 00:03:18,248 (chuckles) 71 00:03:18,332 --> 00:03:21,248 -It's good to see you, Sally. -Yeah. 72 00:03:22,248 --> 00:03:24,374 Hey, nice to meet you, bud. 73 00:03:24,457 --> 00:03:26,957 ♪ ♪ 74 00:03:28,998 --> 00:03:30,874 Noho Hank: Nice! 75 00:03:30,957 --> 00:03:34,707 Way to go, Khazam! Great form, yeah. 76 00:03:34,791 --> 00:03:36,791 Activate your core, though, okay? 77 00:03:36,874 --> 00:03:38,749 Great stuff. 78 00:03:38,832 --> 00:03:41,040 So... 79 00:03:41,123 --> 00:03:43,916 life at stash house has been super tense, man. 80 00:03:43,998 --> 00:03:46,207 -As you know, my favorite flavor... -(gunshot) 81 00:03:46,290 --> 00:03:49,123 -(men laughing) -...of all ice creams is Rocky Road. 82 00:03:49,207 --> 00:03:50,874 -(gunshot) -And yesterday, 83 00:03:50,957 --> 00:03:52,666 -I go to soft-serve machine... -(men cheering) 84 00:03:52,749 --> 00:03:56,791 ...and Cristobal has had my favorite replaced with cookie dough. 85 00:03:56,874 --> 00:03:59,415 Which is the favorite flavor of guess who. 86 00:03:59,499 --> 00:04:01,874 -You know how people start to look like their dogs? -(gunshot) 87 00:04:01,957 --> 00:04:05,123 Well, Esther is sporting very Cristobal-esque hair. 88 00:04:05,207 --> 00:04:07,957 -What the fuck is this? -Noho Hank: And I-- Barry? 89 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:09,457 -(gunshot) -Aah! 90 00:04:09,540 --> 00:04:11,165 You think this is some fucking game? 91 00:04:11,248 --> 00:04:13,248 -Think it's some fucking game, huh? -(stammers) 92 00:04:13,332 --> 00:04:16,082 You lose your focus, you give the other guy a chance to fire, 93 00:04:16,165 --> 00:04:17,791 you're dead! 94 00:04:17,874 --> 00:04:21,290 Kill! It's the only word I want in your fucking head. 95 00:04:21,374 --> 00:04:23,123 Kill. 96 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:31,207 (conversing in Chechen) 97 00:04:31,290 --> 00:04:34,123 (translating) 98 00:04:34,207 --> 00:04:36,248 -We fucking speak English! -We know what he fucking say! 99 00:04:36,332 --> 00:04:37,457 Go! You fucking-- 100 00:04:37,540 --> 00:04:41,248 Your story is that your father was abducted 101 00:04:41,332 --> 00:04:43,624 and replaced by aliens? 102 00:04:43,707 --> 00:04:45,540 That's what happened. 103 00:04:45,624 --> 00:04:47,540 -I'm having a little trouble with that. -(Eric giggles) 104 00:04:47,624 --> 00:04:49,374 You're having a little trouble with that? 105 00:04:49,457 --> 00:04:51,749 Well, you think-- I've had that trouble my entire life, 106 00:04:51,832 --> 00:04:53,290 -dealing with that, all right? -Really? 107 00:04:53,374 --> 00:04:55,082 No, I'm gonna act the vomit. I'm gonna act it. 108 00:04:55,165 --> 00:04:57,666 Um, probably won't see it because I'll put my head in a toilet. 109 00:04:57,749 --> 00:04:59,499 So you'll just hear like a... (retches) 110 00:04:59,582 --> 00:05:01,791 -...you know, sounds. -I can make it, I can make it. 111 00:05:01,874 --> 00:05:04,666 -I've done it before. -I think it's more powerful if you see it as well. 112 00:05:04,749 --> 00:05:07,123 -I think it's more powerful if you vomit, actually. -Yes. 113 00:05:07,207 --> 00:05:09,832 You just put your hands on me for the last time, Sam. 114 00:05:09,916 --> 00:05:12,957 I'm done with that. And that's how it's gonna be from now on. 115 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:15,791 You hear me? You wanna choke me? 116 00:05:15,874 --> 00:05:19,582 Well, choke on this: We're done. You got it? 117 00:05:22,916 --> 00:05:24,374 I-- Oh, that's your line. 118 00:05:24,457 --> 00:05:27,207 -It's, "Oh, baby, please--" -I know, I know, I know, um... 119 00:05:27,290 --> 00:05:31,207 -Hey, listen, I'm not trying to be a jerk or anything, um... -Uh-huh? 120 00:05:31,916 --> 00:05:34,165 When we went and had dinner with Sam, 121 00:05:34,248 --> 00:05:37,290 you asked how his... his son was, 122 00:05:37,374 --> 00:05:39,165 and you thanked him for paying the bill. 123 00:05:39,248 --> 00:05:42,415 Yeah, so what? I... I don't know, I was just being polite. 124 00:05:42,499 --> 00:05:44,874 No, I get it. I-I'm just asking... 125 00:05:45,832 --> 00:05:47,540 Okay, in this you say, 126 00:05:47,624 --> 00:05:50,499 -"I don't ever want to see you again," right? -Mm-hmm. 127 00:05:50,582 --> 00:05:52,457 But then he asked us out to dinner, 128 00:05:52,540 --> 00:05:55,582 and you seemed pretty down for it. 129 00:05:55,666 --> 00:05:58,248 And I was just-- I was surprised. 130 00:05:58,998 --> 00:06:01,874 Oh, I don't wanna upset you. Listen, I'm just-- 131 00:06:01,957 --> 00:06:05,040 Do you understand what I'm saying? I'm just trying to... 132 00:06:05,123 --> 00:06:08,832 I'm just trying to understand where this is coming from. 133 00:06:08,916 --> 00:06:11,165 Whoa, hey. Sally? 134 00:06:11,248 --> 00:06:13,374 -I can make like a prosthetic head. -Sasha: Yes! 135 00:06:13,457 --> 00:06:15,457 In my mind's eye, that is literally what I saw. 136 00:06:15,540 --> 00:06:17,749 Natalie: Oh, we'll run a tube through it, I'll have the vomit come out there. 137 00:06:17,832 --> 00:06:19,082 -Oh my God, Nat! -Antonio: Real vomit. 138 00:06:19,165 --> 00:06:21,791 -(Sally crying) -Hey. Hey, what's wrong? 139 00:06:22,957 --> 00:06:27,791 (sobbing): I never stood up to him. 140 00:06:29,499 --> 00:06:32,374 I mean, he fucking... 141 00:06:32,457 --> 00:06:34,248 he beat the shit out of me, I mean. 142 00:06:34,332 --> 00:06:36,707 He nearly fucking choked me to death, but I didn't-- 143 00:06:36,791 --> 00:06:39,666 I mean, I never-- I... I mean... 144 00:06:39,749 --> 00:06:41,916 I mean, I think I curled into bed with him afterwards. 145 00:06:41,998 --> 00:06:43,916 And I think, I think that I held him. 146 00:06:43,998 --> 00:06:46,916 I mean, I might have even said, "I love you," for fuck's sake. 147 00:06:46,998 --> 00:06:49,666 I mean, I didn't tell him to fucking choke on fucking anything. 148 00:06:49,749 --> 00:06:52,707 And then, I mean, eventually, yeah, I left, but I... 149 00:06:52,791 --> 00:06:55,040 but, I mean, he was asleep. 150 00:06:55,123 --> 00:06:57,248 Hey, but you, left. 151 00:06:57,332 --> 00:06:59,415 Sally, you left, that's what's important. 152 00:06:59,499 --> 00:07:01,749 Oh God, I mean, in the beginning, it was kind of okay, 153 00:07:01,832 --> 00:07:03,290 like for a year, maybe. 154 00:07:03,374 --> 00:07:05,290 But I was fucking 19. I mean, what the fuck did I know? 155 00:07:05,374 --> 00:07:07,624 I mean, but then it was just, you know, it was like years 156 00:07:07,707 --> 00:07:10,290 of just like beatings and apologies and... 157 00:07:10,374 --> 00:07:12,415 and this like vicious kind of cycle 158 00:07:12,499 --> 00:07:15,290 that just kept repeating itself, but I just... 159 00:07:17,666 --> 00:07:19,457 I mean, I stayed. 160 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:22,540 -(softly): Hey... -You know, I wrote it like this because 161 00:07:22,624 --> 00:07:25,624 if I don't do it this way, then how do I explain to people 162 00:07:25,707 --> 00:07:27,666 that I just like... 163 00:07:29,457 --> 00:07:31,582 like ran away? 164 00:07:33,540 --> 00:07:35,165 You don't have to. 165 00:07:36,374 --> 00:07:38,499 What, you mean like lie? 166 00:07:39,457 --> 00:07:42,957 It's not lying. You said it yourself, you said you're a strong person. 167 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:44,874 Yeah, but... 168 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:48,123 I mean, this? This didn't happen. 169 00:07:48,207 --> 00:07:51,332 Well, yeah, but... 170 00:07:51,415 --> 00:07:54,540 you know, Star Wars didn't happen and that's a rad movie. 171 00:07:56,457 --> 00:08:00,290 You know, just because you're in this class... 172 00:08:00,374 --> 00:08:01,499 (sniffling) 173 00:08:01,582 --> 00:08:03,957 ...it doesn't mean that you can't have secrets. 174 00:08:05,415 --> 00:08:06,832 You know, you should... 175 00:08:06,916 --> 00:08:10,040 You should be able to be the person that you say you are. 176 00:08:13,123 --> 00:08:14,874 Like I'm Barry Block. 177 00:08:15,957 --> 00:08:17,540 I'm an actor. 178 00:08:18,998 --> 00:08:21,374 You're Sally Reed, 179 00:08:21,457 --> 00:08:23,123 and you stood up to Sam. 180 00:08:23,207 --> 00:08:26,582 -I didn't. -Yes, you did. It's okay. 181 00:08:29,791 --> 00:08:31,332 (sighs) 182 00:08:31,415 --> 00:08:33,290 -(softly): Sally... -(sniffles) 183 00:08:34,874 --> 00:08:37,916 Fuches: You don't think all this spy game stuff is overkill? 184 00:08:37,998 --> 00:08:41,207 -No. You fucked up. Now we're out of options -Fuches: Oh. Mm-hmm. 185 00:08:41,290 --> 00:08:44,040 At least this way, I control the situation. 186 00:08:44,123 --> 00:08:47,207 -Yeah, -Just get him here, get him talking, 187 00:08:47,290 --> 00:08:49,874 -and I'll do the rest. -You remember he's a pro, right? 188 00:08:49,957 --> 00:08:52,374 I trained him. You think he's gonna, you know, let himself walk 189 00:08:52,457 --> 00:08:55,582 into some kind of situation where he's gonna blurt everything out? 190 00:08:55,666 --> 00:08:58,290 (phone chiming, buzzing) 191 00:09:02,457 --> 00:09:04,624 (chiming, buzzing continuing) 192 00:09:06,957 --> 00:09:08,666 -(whispers): Answer it. -Okay. 193 00:09:08,749 --> 00:09:12,248 -Hey, Barry. -Hey, look, I tried that Braveheart speech, 194 00:09:12,332 --> 00:09:17,040 but, um, apparently that's like a super popular movie, um... 195 00:09:17,123 --> 00:09:19,832 Do you know of any lesser-known movies 196 00:09:19,916 --> 00:09:21,374 that maybe I could do a speech from? 197 00:09:21,457 --> 00:09:25,040 Uh, no, jeez, Barry. No, not off the top of my head, no. 198 00:09:25,123 --> 00:09:27,457 Yeah, they just have to have a good speech in them. 199 00:09:27,540 --> 00:09:30,082 Eric recommended Samuel L Jackson's speech from Deep Blue Sea, 200 00:09:30,165 --> 00:09:31,957 but he gets eaten by a shark midway through it, 201 00:09:32,040 --> 00:09:34,040 -so I don't really wanna do that one. -(mouthing inaudibly) 202 00:09:34,123 --> 00:09:35,707 -And then there's Independence Day... -What? 203 00:09:35,791 --> 00:09:39,332 -Get him here. -That's what that says? 204 00:09:39,415 --> 00:09:43,207 -(Barry continuing indistinctly) -Get... him... here. 205 00:09:43,290 --> 00:09:45,582 Barry: I don't wanna steal their thunder on that. 206 00:09:45,666 --> 00:09:47,998 Yeah. No, no. No, I hear what you're saying. 207 00:09:48,082 --> 00:09:50,374 I don't know, man. I'm just... just a little lost here. 208 00:09:50,457 --> 00:09:52,874 Fuches: You know what, pal? Why don't, why don't you come 209 00:09:52,957 --> 00:09:56,457 over here and we'll, you know, we'll talk about it together? 210 00:09:56,540 --> 00:09:58,165 -Yeah? - Really? Oh, that'd be great. 211 00:09:58,248 --> 00:09:59,998 That'd be great. Where are you? 212 00:10:00,082 --> 00:10:03,332 Uh, the address? Uh, yeah, let me find the address. 213 00:10:03,415 --> 00:10:06,165 It's, uh... I'm at the Hollywood Palm View Motel. 214 00:10:06,248 --> 00:10:08,248 It's near Universal, and the address, 215 00:10:08,332 --> 00:10:10,499 the address is... 216 00:10:10,582 --> 00:10:12,916 (sighs) 217 00:10:14,832 --> 00:10:20,457 The address is 10729 Vineland Avenue. 218 00:10:20,540 --> 00:10:22,457 Vineland. All right, cool. 219 00:10:22,540 --> 00:10:25,207 All right, I'll see you then. And, hey, Fuches. 220 00:10:25,290 --> 00:10:26,957 -Yeah? -Uh, thank you. 221 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:30,040 Thank you. I-I... I really appreciate this. 222 00:10:31,582 --> 00:10:33,499 Sure, buddy, no problem. 223 00:10:34,248 --> 00:10:36,123 (phone beeps) 224 00:10:36,207 --> 00:10:38,332 ♪ ♪ 225 00:10:47,415 --> 00:10:48,916 Leo? 226 00:10:48,998 --> 00:10:50,290 Dad, hey. 227 00:10:50,374 --> 00:10:52,040 And to what do I owe this pleasure? 228 00:10:52,123 --> 00:10:55,290 Uh, we had a bunch of extra strawberries, 229 00:10:55,374 --> 00:10:57,791 and I remembered you liked them, so, um... 230 00:10:57,874 --> 00:10:59,499 We were gonna have to throw those out anyway, so I-- 231 00:10:59,582 --> 00:11:02,499 Well, that makes me feel wonderful, 'cause no matter what you feel, 232 00:11:02,582 --> 00:11:04,082 I know that I rate above the garbage. 233 00:11:04,165 --> 00:11:06,998 Look, my therapist and my wife both think this is a bad idea, 234 00:11:07,082 --> 00:11:10,332 but, uh, do you maybe want to get a meal sometime? 235 00:11:10,415 --> 00:11:12,040 A meal? 236 00:11:12,123 --> 00:11:13,832 Leo and me having a meal? 237 00:11:13,916 --> 00:11:16,749 Okay, I'm gonna AirDrop you my info. 238 00:11:16,832 --> 00:11:19,998 Push that, push that, and then push send. 239 00:11:20,082 --> 00:11:21,624 -It's on its way. -Great. 240 00:11:23,582 --> 00:11:25,957 Hey, listen, you wanna come in for some tea? 241 00:11:26,040 --> 00:11:27,499 -You want some whiskey? -I-I'm fine. 242 00:11:27,582 --> 00:11:29,707 I know it's early, but you're still your mother's son. 243 00:11:29,791 --> 00:11:32,082 -I'll call you. Okay, Dad? -Yeah. Okay. 244 00:11:32,165 --> 00:11:34,791 -(phone chimes) -Hey, Leo. 245 00:11:36,666 --> 00:11:38,499 What made you change your mind? 246 00:11:40,415 --> 00:11:41,832 You made an effort. 247 00:11:41,916 --> 00:11:44,123 -Ah. -Talk soon. 248 00:11:44,207 --> 00:11:46,290 Oh, I look forward to it. 249 00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:50,582 Uh, Dad, you... you Airdropped me 250 00:11:50,666 --> 00:11:53,582 a picture of you shirtless, in front of a mirror. 251 00:11:55,123 --> 00:11:58,666 That's because I was being fitted for a shirt, 252 00:11:58,749 --> 00:12:01,582 and they wanted to see my, um... 253 00:12:01,666 --> 00:12:03,207 You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna give you 254 00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:05,874 my cell phone number right now. You ready? 255 00:12:05,957 --> 00:12:07,707 Sally: You're a coward, Sam. 256 00:12:07,791 --> 00:12:09,624 You're a small, little man, 257 00:12:09,707 --> 00:12:12,666 and it is a big, big world out there. 258 00:12:12,749 --> 00:12:14,082 And... (sighs) 259 00:12:14,165 --> 00:12:16,374 (mutters)... of my life. 260 00:12:16,457 --> 00:12:19,040 So I'm not gonna waste the rest of my life. 261 00:12:19,123 --> 00:12:21,957 So I'm not gonna waste the rest of my life. 262 00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:24,165 So I'm not gonna waste the rest of my life . 263 00:12:24,248 --> 00:12:25,874 -That's it. -(paper rustles) 264 00:12:25,957 --> 00:12:27,916 -(scribbling) -Life, emphasize life. 265 00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:29,707 ♪ ♪ 266 00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:31,499 I'm not gonna waste the rest of my life 267 00:12:31,582 --> 00:12:33,832 watching it all pass me by. 268 00:12:34,540 --> 00:12:38,248 You wanna choke me, Sam? Hmm? Huh? 269 00:12:38,332 --> 00:12:39,791 Fuck. 270 00:12:43,290 --> 00:12:45,749 -Barry: Hey! -Sam: Hey, man. 271 00:12:45,832 --> 00:12:48,165 Hey, Sally said she didn't want you seeing that. 272 00:12:48,248 --> 00:12:49,791 No, you said you didn't want me to see it. 273 00:12:49,874 --> 00:12:52,040 -It's my story, I have the right. -Get out of here, man. 274 00:12:52,123 --> 00:12:53,707 You know how she is. She's a chick. 275 00:12:53,791 --> 00:12:55,332 -She's fucking dramatic. -All right, let's leave. 276 00:12:55,415 --> 00:12:58,248 I have a family. This could completely fuck up my life. 277 00:12:58,332 --> 00:12:59,832 She's lucky I don't get my lawyer involved. 278 00:12:59,916 --> 00:13:02,540 That's your problem, not mine. Go. 279 00:13:08,415 --> 00:13:09,540 Go. 280 00:13:10,374 --> 00:13:12,916 -You know, you're a fucking prick, man. -All right. 281 00:13:12,998 --> 00:13:15,874 And don't forget, I fucked her first. 282 00:13:15,957 --> 00:13:18,499 I got it when that shit was tight. 283 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:29,666 ♪ ♪ 284 00:13:40,582 --> 00:13:43,165 You just hit me for the last time, Sam. You... 285 00:13:43,248 --> 00:13:47,040 -You take a look at these bruises because-- -(phone chiming) 286 00:13:47,123 --> 00:13:48,832 You just hit me for the last time, Sam. 287 00:13:48,916 --> 00:13:50,457 You take a good look at these bruises, 288 00:13:50,540 --> 00:13:53,082 because I am walking out that door, and I-- 289 00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:55,707 -(chiming continues) -(phone clicks off) 290 00:13:57,290 --> 00:14:00,248 No, you take a good look at my face. 291 00:14:01,499 --> 00:14:05,666 You take a look at my face for one last time, Sam, 292 00:14:05,749 --> 00:14:08,248 -'cause I am-- -(phone chiming) 293 00:14:10,832 --> 00:14:12,582 -'Cause I-- -(phone chiming) 294 00:14:13,582 --> 00:14:15,499 (chiming continuing) 295 00:14:15,582 --> 00:14:17,749 -(papers rustle) -(Sally sighs) 296 00:14:20,874 --> 00:14:23,624 -Hello? - Hey, it's Sam. 297 00:14:23,707 --> 00:14:27,624 Look, I know you don't want to see me, but I have something that I-- 298 00:14:27,707 --> 00:14:30,040 Could you swing by my hotel? 299 00:14:30,123 --> 00:14:31,290 Uh... 300 00:14:31,374 --> 00:14:33,749 No, I don't think that's gonna happen, Sam. 301 00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:37,832 Well, I wouldn't ask except I'm moving my flight up, and I'm leaving tonight. 302 00:14:37,916 --> 00:14:40,499 And I got something, and I want to give it to you before I leave. 303 00:14:40,582 --> 00:14:42,040 (sighs) 304 00:14:42,123 --> 00:14:47,582 -Jermaine: Pick up the torch, dude. -Nick: I can't! Oh my God. 305 00:14:47,666 --> 00:14:50,957 -Why can't I pick it up? -Because you're terrible. 306 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:52,874 -Nick: Ooh, fuck. -(gun cocks) 307 00:14:52,957 --> 00:14:55,332 -This game sucks! -Jermaine: You suck, dude. 308 00:14:55,415 --> 00:14:59,082 -Oh my God, what's happening? -Yeah, come on, bring it! 309 00:14:59,165 --> 00:15:00,832 Sally (over phone): I don't know, I... 310 00:15:00,916 --> 00:15:03,332 I don't think this is such a good idea. 311 00:15:03,415 --> 00:15:05,040 Sam (over phone): Look, if it's such a big deal, 312 00:15:05,123 --> 00:15:07,957 just meet me in the coffee shop, in the lobby. 313 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,457 (engine racing) 314 00:15:18,582 --> 00:15:20,916 Hi, uh, the café is closed, so... 315 00:15:20,998 --> 00:15:25,415 Sam (over phone): Yeah, I saw that. Just come up to my room. 316 00:15:25,499 --> 00:15:28,374 Sally, my flight's at 10. I gotta pack. 317 00:15:28,457 --> 00:15:30,582 It'll take two seconds. 318 00:15:30,666 --> 00:15:33,165 Okay. Fine. 319 00:15:37,332 --> 00:15:39,457 ♪ ♪ 320 00:15:46,207 --> 00:15:48,040 (knocking) 321 00:15:50,207 --> 00:15:52,540 -Hey. -Hi. 322 00:15:55,916 --> 00:15:57,957 Um, what'd you need to give me? 'Cause I gotta go soon. 323 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:01,749 Yeah, I know. I, uh, I meant to give it to you earlier, but... 324 00:16:18,415 --> 00:16:20,123 Oh, my God. 325 00:16:20,207 --> 00:16:22,123 Sophomore year. 326 00:16:22,207 --> 00:16:25,957 I came to all six performances. You were great. 327 00:16:27,165 --> 00:16:28,998 You can keep it. 328 00:16:29,082 --> 00:16:31,082 Okay. Well, thanks. 329 00:16:31,165 --> 00:16:34,040 Listen, I want to apologize for coming to LA. 330 00:16:34,123 --> 00:16:36,248 It was crazy. 331 00:16:36,332 --> 00:16:39,874 I have a family. I didn't want this to upend my life. 332 00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:42,957 Yeah, no one is trying to... I'm not trying to upend your life. 333 00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:44,415 -That's wasn't-- -I know that. I-I... 334 00:16:44,499 --> 00:16:47,248 I wasn't trusting you, which is crazy. 335 00:16:47,332 --> 00:16:50,248 I wasn't thinking, and I... I freaked out. 336 00:16:51,499 --> 00:16:53,707 Also, things back home have been hard. 337 00:16:53,791 --> 00:16:56,082 I haven't been in the best headspace. 338 00:16:59,582 --> 00:17:01,290 (sighing) 339 00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:06,415 Well, what's going on at home? 340 00:17:09,749 --> 00:17:11,624 My dad is sick. 341 00:17:11,707 --> 00:17:15,540 Oh, no. Jack's sick? 342 00:17:15,624 --> 00:17:18,165 ♪ ♪ 343 00:17:24,791 --> 00:17:27,624 Look, I hope that he gets better soon, and, you know, I mean, 344 00:17:27,707 --> 00:17:30,040 keep me posted on how he's doing, 345 00:17:30,123 --> 00:17:31,916 and thanks for the... 346 00:17:31,998 --> 00:17:33,916 I will. Thank you, Sally. 347 00:17:33,998 --> 00:17:36,123 -It's great to see you. -Yeah. 348 00:17:37,666 --> 00:17:39,624 And, you know, I... 349 00:17:39,707 --> 00:17:41,874 I totally understand why you were concerned 350 00:17:41,957 --> 00:17:44,165 about my show and me using your name and stuff, 351 00:17:44,248 --> 00:17:48,082 and I just, I promise to be respectful of that. 352 00:17:48,165 --> 00:17:50,415 -Okay? -Thanks. 353 00:17:50,499 --> 00:17:52,123 Take care. 354 00:17:52,207 --> 00:17:54,207 So you won't do the play, then? 355 00:17:55,998 --> 00:17:58,040 ♪ ♪ 356 00:17:59,457 --> 00:18:03,998 No, I'm... I'm doing the play, Sam. 357 00:18:05,499 --> 00:18:07,624 ♪ ♪ 358 00:18:09,248 --> 00:18:11,998 What part of "I have a family" do you not understand? 359 00:18:12,082 --> 00:18:15,332 -Yeah, it's my story, too. -Not the made-up part! 360 00:18:15,415 --> 00:18:17,791 -What? -Yeah, I saw you rehearsing. 361 00:18:17,874 --> 00:18:19,832 That scene is bullshit, Sally. 362 00:18:19,916 --> 00:18:21,791 It never happened, and you know it. 363 00:18:22,957 --> 00:18:24,874 Look, I'll change your name, okay? 364 00:18:27,998 --> 00:18:30,832 You're being dramatic! You're just doing this to get attention! 365 00:18:30,916 --> 00:18:32,082 So how about no, huh? 366 00:18:32,165 --> 00:18:35,207 How about you just grow up and don't do it? 367 00:18:37,540 --> 00:18:39,666 ♪ ♪ 368 00:18:46,207 --> 00:18:48,791 Sam: Yeah, run away, just like before! 369 00:18:48,874 --> 00:18:51,624 Tell everyone how you kicked my ass or something! 370 00:18:51,707 --> 00:18:54,791 Everyone's the hero of their own story, right? 371 00:18:54,874 --> 00:18:56,874 Lying bitch! 372 00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:06,707 (screaming) 373 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:20,499 What the fuck? Where is he? 374 00:19:20,582 --> 00:19:23,582 I don't know. I'm not his mother. 375 00:19:23,666 --> 00:19:27,332 -Maybe he's not coming. -You said you built his mind! 376 00:19:27,415 --> 00:19:29,832 Aah! Fuck! 377 00:19:29,916 --> 00:19:32,749 -(phone buzzing) -(door closes) 378 00:19:33,457 --> 00:19:37,248 Yeah, well... maybe you spooked him! You ever think of that? Huh? 379 00:19:37,332 --> 00:19:40,332 Nice job, dipshit! 380 00:19:40,415 --> 00:19:42,540 (phone buzzing) 381 00:19:43,415 --> 00:19:45,499 -Barry? -Hey. Hey, Fuches. 382 00:19:45,582 --> 00:19:47,666 Hey, listen, man. I need to talk to you. 383 00:19:47,749 --> 00:19:49,123 Just listen, okay? 384 00:19:49,207 --> 00:19:51,499 Do not come here, you got it? And do not call me again. 385 00:19:51,582 --> 00:19:53,415 I cannot talk to you, do you understand? 386 00:19:53,499 --> 00:19:54,874 No, but Fuches, I-- 387 00:19:54,957 --> 00:19:56,791 Look, I almost did something really stupid, man, and I-- 388 00:19:56,874 --> 00:19:59,624 I am blocking your number. Do not contact me anymore. 389 00:19:59,707 --> 00:20:01,415 -What? -(line clicks) 390 00:20:02,749 --> 00:20:04,916 ♪ ♪ 391 00:20:18,499 --> 00:20:20,290 Hey. 392 00:20:20,374 --> 00:20:22,707 Hey, it's Barry Berkman. 393 00:20:22,791 --> 00:20:27,082 Look, today a guy... said something to me, 394 00:20:27,165 --> 00:20:29,165 and it, uh, made me mad. 395 00:20:29,248 --> 00:20:31,749 What'd you do? You thump him up, huh? 396 00:20:31,832 --> 00:20:34,832 Did you throw him a little high heat? A little chin music? 397 00:20:34,916 --> 00:20:40,165 Hey, Barry, we're both alphas. I understand. 398 00:20:40,248 --> 00:20:43,998 No, no that's not what I did. Look, when I, uh... 399 00:20:45,332 --> 00:20:48,874 When I get angry, I don't like who I become. 400 00:20:50,248 --> 00:20:53,248 Can I... Can I be totally honest with you? 401 00:20:53,332 --> 00:20:56,374 Barry, this is becoming a little frustrating. 402 00:20:56,457 --> 00:20:59,290 You finally open up to me, you tell me this great story 403 00:20:59,374 --> 00:21:02,874 about shooting a sheep-fucker, then all of a sudden, you don't wanna do it. 404 00:21:02,957 --> 00:21:05,457 So you start talking about our friend, Albert. 405 00:21:06,290 --> 00:21:09,207 Then you leave that, and all of a sudden, it devolves 406 00:21:09,290 --> 00:21:11,916 into some kind of Braveheart bullshit. 407 00:21:11,998 --> 00:21:13,624 For the love of God, Barry, 408 00:21:13,707 --> 00:21:16,916 would you pick one horse and ride it? 409 00:21:16,998 --> 00:21:19,207 Now what happened with Albert? 410 00:21:29,082 --> 00:21:32,332 Listen to me, son. There are no accidents. 411 00:21:32,415 --> 00:21:35,457 You started writing this story for a reason. 412 00:21:35,540 --> 00:21:39,457 The very same reason you came here tonight. 413 00:21:39,540 --> 00:21:42,040 You want to tell this story. 414 00:21:42,123 --> 00:21:45,082 You need to tell this story. 415 00:21:45,165 --> 00:21:47,165 -(gunshots) -(soldiers shout) 416 00:21:47,248 --> 00:21:49,248 You'll look at me differently. 417 00:21:49,332 --> 00:21:54,165 I promise you, I will not look at you differently. 418 00:21:54,248 --> 00:21:57,666 What happened? 419 00:21:57,749 --> 00:21:59,248 (clears throat) 420 00:22:01,248 --> 00:22:02,998 -(rapid gunfire) -(soldiers shouting) 421 00:22:03,082 --> 00:22:06,165 Oh, my God. Albert, Albert! You're going into shock, man. 422 00:22:06,248 --> 00:22:08,082 (whimpering) 423 00:22:12,457 --> 00:22:16,082 (wind whistling) 424 00:22:23,749 --> 00:22:25,749 Soldier: Can't see 'em! Can't see 'em! 425 00:22:27,248 --> 00:22:29,415 Berkman! What are you doing? 426 00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:32,624 (man shouting in foreign language) 427 00:22:32,707 --> 00:22:34,207 Fucking, you fuck! 428 00:22:34,290 --> 00:22:35,832 -You fuck! -(woman screaming) 429 00:22:35,916 --> 00:22:37,707 -That's right, you fuck! -Barry, no! 430 00:22:37,791 --> 00:22:40,290 -(woman screaming) -Barry, what the fuck are you doing? 431 00:22:40,374 --> 00:22:43,791 -What? He fucking shot Albert! -Barry, stop! It's not the guy! 432 00:22:43,874 --> 00:22:45,749 What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you fucking insane? 433 00:22:45,832 --> 00:22:49,082 They were across the street on the roof, you fucking psycho! 434 00:22:49,165 --> 00:22:51,624 (woman wailing) 435 00:22:52,666 --> 00:22:55,457 Then they sent me to a hospital in Germany. 436 00:22:57,123 --> 00:22:58,707 And, uh... 437 00:22:58,791 --> 00:23:01,957 a family friend pulled some strings and got me discharged. 438 00:23:03,290 --> 00:23:05,248 After that, I, um... 439 00:23:08,791 --> 00:23:11,082 I didn't feel like I deserved a good life. 440 00:23:15,666 --> 00:23:17,415 Holy shit. 441 00:23:19,165 --> 00:23:20,707 Fuck! 442 00:23:20,791 --> 00:23:22,290 Fu-- 443 00:23:23,165 --> 00:23:25,749 Who else did you tell this story to? 444 00:23:25,832 --> 00:23:28,374 -In class? No one. -Good. 445 00:23:28,457 --> 00:23:29,749 So here's my advice: 446 00:23:29,832 --> 00:23:32,457 You never tell that story again as long as you live, 447 00:23:32,540 --> 00:23:36,916 'cause basically, you killed somebody, and you got away with it. 448 00:23:36,998 --> 00:23:38,666 See, this is why I didn't wanna tell you. 449 00:23:38,749 --> 00:23:40,040 'Cause you're gonna look at me differently. 450 00:23:40,123 --> 00:23:42,040 You're gonna look at me like I'm a murderer, 451 00:23:42,123 --> 00:23:44,666 -like I'm a violent piece of shit. -Barry. 452 00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:47,832 Listen to me. 453 00:23:52,916 --> 00:23:54,916 I have a son. 454 00:23:54,998 --> 00:23:57,666 I was terrible to this son. 455 00:23:57,749 --> 00:24:01,749 I was cruel, I was selfish, 456 00:24:01,832 --> 00:24:04,290 and there's nothing I can do to change that. 457 00:24:04,374 --> 00:24:07,791 But I don't wanna be that guy anymore. 458 00:24:07,874 --> 00:24:13,582 And I pray that human beings can change their nature. 459 00:24:14,998 --> 00:24:17,415 Because if we can't, 460 00:24:17,499 --> 00:24:20,040 then you and I are in deep trouble. 461 00:24:21,207 --> 00:24:23,332 Well, how do we do that? 462 00:24:23,415 --> 00:24:26,374 I think we're doing it already. 463 00:24:27,457 --> 00:24:29,499 You didn't beat that guy up, did you? 464 00:24:29,582 --> 00:24:31,332 You came here. 465 00:24:32,540 --> 00:24:34,457 We're talking about your feelings 466 00:24:34,540 --> 00:24:37,374 instead of acting out your feelings. 467 00:24:38,374 --> 00:24:39,957 And as for my son, 468 00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:43,290 the first time I reached out to him after years and years and years, 469 00:24:43,374 --> 00:24:46,332 I got a big, "Fuck you, Dad!" 470 00:24:46,415 --> 00:24:49,540 But today, today... 471 00:24:50,499 --> 00:24:53,040 he brought me strawberries. 472 00:24:58,165 --> 00:25:00,540 Do you think I'm a bad person, Mr. Cousineau? 473 00:25:01,582 --> 00:25:06,248 I think you're deeply human. 474 00:25:06,332 --> 00:25:08,832 You did a terrible thing, 475 00:25:08,916 --> 00:25:11,791 but do I think that defines you? 476 00:25:11,874 --> 00:25:13,707 No. 477 00:25:13,791 --> 00:25:15,998 That's why I don't think you should tell 478 00:25:16,082 --> 00:25:19,040 this story in front of the class. 479 00:25:19,123 --> 00:25:21,332 Also, they will shit themselves. 480 00:25:21,415 --> 00:25:23,707 I mean, they're children. 481 00:25:25,791 --> 00:25:27,916 So we're gonna be okay? 482 00:25:27,998 --> 00:25:30,123 I promise you, we're-- 483 00:25:32,123 --> 00:25:35,582 We're gonna work through this, okay? 484 00:25:35,666 --> 00:25:38,540 -Do you trust me? -Mm-hmm. 485 00:25:38,624 --> 00:25:40,165 Yeah. 486 00:25:44,791 --> 00:25:49,666 Now, I bill my private classes through another loan out. 487 00:25:49,749 --> 00:25:52,374 So I'm just gonna go and get that ledger. 488 00:25:52,457 --> 00:25:54,165 Okay. 489 00:25:58,123 --> 00:26:00,165 ♪ ♪ 490 00:26:23,082 --> 00:26:25,666 Fuches (whispers): Oh, fuck. Fuck. 491 00:26:36,457 --> 00:26:38,123 (sighs) 492 00:26:38,207 --> 00:26:40,707 (grunting) 493 00:26:44,165 --> 00:26:46,332 Aah. Shit. 494 00:26:51,582 --> 00:26:53,707 (mutters): It's... I... 495 00:26:55,082 --> 00:26:57,624 (grunts) Okay, okay. 496 00:26:57,707 --> 00:26:58,998 All right. 497 00:27:00,832 --> 00:27:02,165 (in loud whisper): Fuches! 498 00:27:04,290 --> 00:27:06,749 -Barry? -Hey, what are you doing up there? 499 00:27:06,832 --> 00:27:08,499 Uh, I... 500 00:27:08,582 --> 00:27:10,457 I can't find something. 501 00:27:10,540 --> 00:27:11,874 -Hey, I gotta tell you something. -Now? 502 00:27:11,957 --> 00:27:13,998 -Now? -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 503 00:27:14,082 --> 00:27:16,916 -I'll come up. I'll come up. -No, wait, wait, wait! 504 00:27:17,707 --> 00:27:19,998 No... (grunts) 505 00:27:21,207 --> 00:27:22,457 -Fuches. -Aah! 506 00:27:22,540 --> 00:27:24,082 -Hey, you're not gonna believe this. -What? 507 00:27:24,165 --> 00:27:25,666 The best thing happened. It's amazing! 508 00:27:25,749 --> 00:27:29,082 Barry, no. Barry, no, no. Shit, shit, no. 509 00:27:29,165 --> 00:27:31,582 No! 510 00:27:32,624 --> 00:27:33,874 Fuck! 511 00:27:33,957 --> 00:27:36,123 -I know you don't want me calling. -Barry... 512 00:27:36,207 --> 00:27:38,165 -That's why I came here. But listen, listen. -Barry, just-- 513 00:27:38,248 --> 00:27:39,666 I told Mr. Cousineau about Korengal. 514 00:27:39,749 --> 00:27:42,499 He accepted me. He said that I... What did he say? 515 00:27:42,582 --> 00:27:44,832 He said I can change my nature. Do you know what that means? 516 00:27:44,916 --> 00:27:47,499 -I-I know. -That means that I can own all this stuff 517 00:27:47,582 --> 00:27:48,832 -that we've been talking about. -Barry-- 518 00:27:48,916 --> 00:27:51,248 All these things that I don't like about myself, 519 00:27:51,332 --> 00:27:52,832 that I can own them and they don't define me. 520 00:27:52,916 --> 00:27:54,499 Like, you know, what happened in the war, 521 00:27:54,582 --> 00:27:56,707 what we do together, even the things I don't like about myself 522 00:27:56,791 --> 00:27:58,123 -that I regret like killing Moss. -No. 523 00:27:58,207 --> 00:28:01,707 I don't have to live with that regret anymore. 524 00:28:01,791 --> 00:28:05,916 I can move past it. I'm not a violent piece of shit is what I'm saying. 525 00:28:07,582 --> 00:28:09,040 What? 526 00:28:10,957 --> 00:28:12,624 Hey, Barry. 527 00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:16,791 Hey, Fuches, why don't you give us a moment? 528 00:28:21,290 --> 00:28:22,624 Barry... 529 00:28:23,957 --> 00:28:24,957 Get out. 530 00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:28,332 I'm sorr... I'm sorry. 531 00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:31,123 Fuches... 532 00:28:33,749 --> 00:28:35,290 Sit down, Berkman. 533 00:28:38,248 --> 00:28:39,624 Sit down! 534 00:28:51,248 --> 00:28:52,374 I got you. 535 00:28:52,457 --> 00:28:54,540 I got you, Berkman. 536 00:28:56,082 --> 00:28:57,874 You are so fucked. 537 00:28:57,957 --> 00:29:00,207 I know that was you on the lipstick cam. 538 00:29:00,290 --> 00:29:01,332 Yeah. 539 00:29:02,499 --> 00:29:04,457 And Moss was on to you, 540 00:29:04,540 --> 00:29:07,290 -so you killed her. -Please, Let me talk to him! 541 00:29:07,374 --> 00:29:08,707 Shut up! 542 00:29:13,707 --> 00:29:17,082 Tape's off, so it's just you and me. 543 00:29:17,165 --> 00:29:19,290 Yeah. 544 00:29:19,374 --> 00:29:21,957 Okay, I'm gonna do this. 545 00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:24,082 You thought of everything, you thought of everything, 546 00:29:24,165 --> 00:29:25,582 so there's nothing left to do. 547 00:29:25,666 --> 00:29:28,248 That's how it goes. It's all worked out, 548 00:29:28,332 --> 00:29:30,666 It's all worked out, so, yeah... 549 00:29:30,749 --> 00:29:33,540 You went over it and over it, and so now's the time. 550 00:29:33,624 --> 00:29:36,123 -(exhaling) -Hey, Loach, don't do anything stupid. 551 00:29:36,207 --> 00:29:38,957 -Fuches: Loach! -Shut up! 552 00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:41,916 Do you have any idea what it's like 553 00:29:41,998 --> 00:29:44,457 to fucking love somebody and have some motherfucker 554 00:29:44,540 --> 00:29:47,499 come along and take them away from you? Do you? 555 00:29:49,707 --> 00:29:51,707 I'm sorry about Janice. 556 00:29:53,207 --> 00:29:55,540 Not-Not Moss? 557 00:29:58,165 --> 00:29:59,998 That's Ronny Proxin. 558 00:30:00,082 --> 00:30:02,998 He's fucking my wife. 559 00:30:03,082 --> 00:30:06,998 You get rid of him, all of this goes away. 560 00:30:10,207 --> 00:30:12,290 What?! 561 00:30:12,374 --> 00:30:16,040 ♪ Make me a deal and make it straight ♪ 562 00:30:16,123 --> 00:30:19,457 ♪ All signed and sealed, I'll take it ♪ 563 00:30:19,540 --> 00:30:23,290 ♪ To Robert E. Lee I'll show it ♪ 564 00:30:23,374 --> 00:30:27,040 ♪ I hope and pray he don't blow it 'cause ♪ 565 00:30:27,123 --> 00:30:29,540 ♪ We've been around a long time ♪ 566 00:30:29,624 --> 00:30:31,957 ♪ Just try, to try, to try to ♪ 567 00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:34,415 ♪ Make the big time ♪ 568 00:30:34,499 --> 00:30:38,040 ♪ Take me on a roller coaster ♪ 569 00:30:38,123 --> 00:30:41,666 ♪ Take me for an airplane ride ♪ 570 00:30:41,749 --> 00:30:44,832 ♪ Take me for a six-day wonder, but don't you ♪ 571 00:30:44,916 --> 00:30:48,540 ♪ Don't you throw my pride aside besides ♪ 572 00:30:48,624 --> 00:30:51,832 ♪ What's real and make-believe ♪ 573 00:30:51,916 --> 00:30:53,749 ♪ Baby Jane's in Acapulco ♪ 574 00:30:53,832 --> 00:30:56,415 ♪ We are flyin' down to Rio ♪ 575 00:30:58,040 --> 00:31:00,123 ♪ ♪ 576 00:31:03,874 --> 00:31:07,248 ♪ Far beyond the pale horizon ♪ 577 00:31:07,332 --> 00:31:09,791 ♪ Someplace near the desert strand ♪ 578 00:31:10,998 --> 00:31:14,207 ♪ Where my Studebaker takes me ♪ 579 00:31:14,290 --> 00:31:17,666 ♪ That's where I'll make my stand, but wait ♪ 580 00:31:17,749 --> 00:31:20,874 ♪ Can't you see that Holzer mane ? 581 00:31:20,957 --> 00:31:23,791 ♪ What's her name, Virginia Plain? ♪ 582 00:31:27,457 --> 00:31:28,248 ♪ (FUNK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 583 00:31:28,540 --> 00:31:29,540 BARRY BERKMAN: Your name's Arnie Proxin, right? 584 00:31:29,624 --> 00:31:30,832 -Uh-huh. BARRY: Don't freak out. 585 00:31:30,916 --> 00:31:32,916 I've been sent here to kill you. 586 00:31:33,123 --> 00:31:34,082 I'm not gonna do that. 587 00:31:34,290 --> 00:31:35,374 Calling an audible right now. 588 00:31:35,457 --> 00:31:38,248 Oh, okay, so, I want you to drive to Chicago, 589 00:31:38,332 --> 00:31:41,749 and I need you to stay there... for about a year. 590 00:31:42,290 --> 00:31:43,957 -Mm. -BARRY: Do you have a suitcase? 591 00:31:44,499 --> 00:31:45,832 ♪ (FUNK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 592 00:31:47,832 --> 00:31:49,123 Today, a guy... 593 00:31:50,332 --> 00:31:53,248 said something to me and it, uh, made me mad. 594 00:31:53,457 --> 00:31:54,957 What'd you do? You thump him up? 595 00:31:55,207 --> 00:31:57,749 Huh? Did you throw him a little high heat? 596 00:31:57,998 --> 00:31:59,207 A little chin music? 597 00:31:59,832 --> 00:32:01,123 Hey, Barry. 598 00:32:01,499 --> 00:32:04,332 We're both alphas. I understand. 599 00:32:05,499 --> 00:32:07,499 This episode has a scene in the show, which I think's 600 00:32:07,582 --> 00:32:09,540 probably the linchpin of the whole season. 601 00:32:09,624 --> 00:32:11,957 Barry tells Cousineau his truth, 602 00:32:12,165 --> 00:32:13,290 and Cousineau gives that speech. 603 00:32:13,374 --> 00:32:17,415 I pray that human beings can change their nature 604 00:32:17,624 --> 00:32:21,374 because if we can't, then you and I are in deep trouble. 605 00:32:21,457 --> 00:32:22,791 BILL HADER: He's saying it to Barry, 606 00:32:22,874 --> 00:32:25,123 but every character's kinda going through that. 607 00:32:25,332 --> 00:32:27,957 Barry and Cousineau, obviously. Sally with her ex, 608 00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:30,457 and trying to front as, like, she's a strong person, 609 00:32:30,540 --> 00:32:32,998 but trying-- having a hard time admitting that she was weak. 610 00:32:33,082 --> 00:32:35,916 And how do I explain to people that I just, like-- 611 00:32:36,123 --> 00:32:37,457 like, ran away? 612 00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:39,957 She's very ashamed about that, right? 613 00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:41,082 Incredibly ashamed by it, yeah. 614 00:32:41,332 --> 00:32:43,165 The person she is today wouldn't behave that way. 615 00:32:43,248 --> 00:32:45,957 -I like that scene for Barry a lot. -Yeah. 616 00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:47,540 'Cause he's just like, "Well, wait a second." 617 00:32:47,624 --> 00:32:49,207 -You don't have to. -I mean, this? 618 00:32:49,290 --> 00:32:50,624 What-- this didn't happen. 619 00:32:51,374 --> 00:32:52,749 You know, Star Wars didn't happen, 620 00:32:52,832 --> 00:32:54,123 and that's a rad movie. 621 00:32:54,374 --> 00:32:56,248 -Come to the dark side of... -(CHUCKLING) Yeah. 622 00:32:56,332 --> 00:32:58,874 of denial and... (CHUCKLES) You know? 623 00:32:58,957 --> 00:33:02,749 It ends up undermining her ability to confront Sam. 624 00:33:02,832 --> 00:33:03,874 That scene is bullshit. 625 00:33:04,207 --> 00:33:05,666 It never happened, and you know it. 626 00:33:05,749 --> 00:33:08,499 He's yelling at her for putting her "truth" onstage. 627 00:33:08,582 --> 00:33:11,540 He has a legitimate point that she's fictionalizing it. 628 00:33:11,624 --> 00:33:12,749 SAM: (YELLING) Don't do it! 629 00:33:13,082 --> 00:33:15,666 We had this thing in season one about Loach having an ex-wife, 630 00:33:15,749 --> 00:33:18,540 and we thought, "Oh, wouldn't it be interesting if--" 631 00:33:18,624 --> 00:33:21,374 That's Ronnie Brockson. If you get rid of him... 632 00:33:22,248 --> 00:33:23,749 all of this goes away. 633 00:33:24,123 --> 00:33:25,040 What?! 634 00:33:25,123 --> 00:33:26,707 When we started season two writing, 635 00:33:26,791 --> 00:33:28,499 that was one of the tentpole things. 636 00:33:28,582 --> 00:33:30,332 The first half of the season, you felt like 637 00:33:30,415 --> 00:33:33,707 Loach was gaining on Barry, and then you do that twist, 638 00:33:33,791 --> 00:33:35,624 that then when you went back and watch the scenes, 639 00:33:35,707 --> 00:33:37,957 you realize, this is why he's doing all this stuff 640 00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:40,290 -is to get all this information on Barry. -I got you. 641 00:33:40,374 --> 00:33:42,957 So he can have Barry perform a hit for him. 49066

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