Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:02:00,807 --> 00:02:02,236
Oh, God, it's a fire!
2
00:02:04,582 --> 00:02:05,859
Fire!
3
00:02:14,821 --> 00:02:16,414
A jackhammer?
4
00:02:16,838 --> 00:02:20,351
On Saturday? He should be castrated.
5
00:02:23,173 --> 00:02:24,580
Saturday.
6
00:02:25,413 --> 00:02:29,690
Oh, God. Oh, God, it's Saturday.
Get up! Get up!
7
00:02:30,021 --> 00:02:32,508
Get up, get up, get up!
8
00:02:34,852 --> 00:02:36,477
My sister's gonna kill me.
9
00:02:37,412 --> 00:02:39,833
Oh, my God, what did we do last night?
10
00:02:40,035 --> 00:02:41,279
The usual.
11
00:02:41,476 --> 00:02:45,698
Collected money for the poor little
homeless children at the church bazaar.
12
00:02:45,891 --> 00:02:48,673
I think the vicar must
have spiked the Kool-Aid.
13
00:02:49,219 --> 00:02:50,648
We are way late!
14
00:02:51,458 --> 00:02:53,214
What am I gonna tell my sister?
15
00:02:54,211 --> 00:02:55,617
Is this yours or mine?
16
00:02:57,474 --> 00:03:00,670
- Oh, my God, how did that happen?
- I haven't a clue.
17
00:03:00,897 --> 00:03:04,028
There's my excuse.
I'm late because my tits caught on fire.
18
00:03:04,834 --> 00:03:05,881
Come on!
19
00:03:13,281 --> 00:03:15,190
Find a cab! Taxi!
20
00:03:15,393 --> 00:03:18,393
- Hey, cab!
- Right there! Get him.
21
00:03:19,296 --> 00:03:21,205
Can you go a little faster, please?
22
00:03:23,808 --> 00:03:26,491
Fast and alive. Alive, all right?
23
00:03:26,688 --> 00:03:29,437
The alive part is incredibly
important in this case.
24
00:03:31,839 --> 00:03:33,301
You all right, darling?
25
00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:35,614
Oh, God, I could care less.
26
00:03:35,807 --> 00:03:36,984
That's the whole point.
27
00:03:37,215 --> 00:03:39,070
Right. To care less.
28
00:03:43,454 --> 00:03:47,066
This is tasting like cherry brandy
because I haven't got her gift.
29
00:03:49,245 --> 00:03:51,612
Thank God forbar cars.
30
00:04:00,445 --> 00:04:02,071
You're late!
31
00:04:02,429 --> 00:04:04,152
Jasper, this is...
32
00:04:05,149 --> 00:04:07,636
...a bridesmaid with makeup and a dress.
33
00:04:07,837 --> 00:04:09,244
Really late. Like, 45 minutes.
34
00:04:09,436 --> 00:04:13,462
She has absolutely no sense of humor,
but she's really good at telling time.
35
00:04:14,268 --> 00:04:15,216
I am so sorry.
36
00:04:15,419 --> 00:04:19,031
There was a water main break
and the train got stuck in Rye.
37
00:04:19,227 --> 00:04:21,911
An electrical thingy. And just, explosion...
38
00:04:22,107 --> 00:04:23,449
Gwen.
39
00:04:28,410 --> 00:04:31,759
You make it impossible to love you.
40
00:04:40,826 --> 00:04:42,070
Shit!
41
00:04:58,328 --> 00:05:02,583
May we present Mr. and Mrs. Andrew Topton?
42
00:05:04,312 --> 00:05:05,522
Like one?
43
00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:08,108
Did you think it was a pretty wedding?
I did.
44
00:05:08,312 --> 00:05:09,621
Wasn't it pretty?
45
00:05:09,847 --> 00:05:12,662
Yeah, but no one wants pretty
anymore from a wedding.
46
00:05:14,807 --> 00:05:17,392
They want a scandal.
They want to take home a story.
47
00:05:18,007 --> 00:05:19,119
Try these.
48
00:05:21,046 --> 00:05:24,624
This is a party.
Let's have some fun with it, for God's sake.
49
00:05:31,605 --> 00:05:33,460
Oh, my God!
50
00:05:33,685 --> 00:05:35,692
- What happened?
- You...!
51
00:05:36,117 --> 00:05:38,931
Possibly crank it up a little?
Liven everything up.
52
00:05:39,125 --> 00:05:41,165
There's a ladies' room right over there.
53
00:06:07,186 --> 00:06:08,812
Settle down, buddy!
54
00:06:09,682 --> 00:06:10,631
Oh, sorry.
55
00:06:44,559 --> 00:06:46,152
Don't worry. I'll replace it.
56
00:06:49,039 --> 00:06:50,632
I'll be right back.
57
00:07:08,590 --> 00:07:11,371
Hey, lady! Hey, lady, what are you doing?
58
00:07:15,501 --> 00:07:18,348
Cake store. Cake store. Cake store.
59
00:07:37,835 --> 00:07:39,264
This is Helga. What city?
60
00:07:39,467 --> 00:07:41,409
Yes, Bedford.
61
00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:42,911
A cake store.
62
00:07:46,506 --> 00:07:50,302
Lady, if I knew the name,
I wouldn't have called you, okay?
63
00:07:57,802 --> 00:07:58,750
Oh, God!
64
00:08:38,886 --> 00:08:40,163
This is perfect.
65
00:08:43,430 --> 00:08:46,147
All right, everybody. Now, circle up.
66
00:08:46,469 --> 00:08:47,516
That's it.
67
00:08:47,749 --> 00:08:48,697
Come on.
68
00:08:49,989 --> 00:08:51,778
Together, we're better!
69
00:08:51,973 --> 00:08:54,078
We're better together!
70
00:08:54,308 --> 00:08:56,610
No drugs!
71
00:09:00,548 --> 00:09:02,141
That judge totally screwed me.
72
00:09:02,340 --> 00:09:03,233
Good morning!
73
00:09:03,428 --> 00:09:05,567
I should've picked that rehab in th e city.
74
00:09:06,308 --> 00:09:07,256
People chant.
75
00:09:07,460 --> 00:09:08,834
- They do what?
- They chant.
76
00:09:09,027 --> 00:09:11,994
They think I'm chanting,
they have a whole 'nother thing coming.
77
00:09:12,227 --> 00:09:14,366
It could be worse. Could be prison.
78
00:09:14,563 --> 00:09:16,024
Oh, that's worse?
79
00:09:16,226 --> 00:09:18,844
You never hear of being raped
with a plunger in rehab.
80
00:09:19,043 --> 00:09:20,799
Because they cover it up.
81
00:09:22,179 --> 00:09:23,455
It's not funny!
82
00:09:23,651 --> 00:09:25,025
Excuse me. Talking.
83
00:09:25,218 --> 00:09:26,395
No cell phones.
84
00:09:26,626 --> 00:09:29,441
Gwen C., I'm Betty. Follow me.
85
00:09:30,625 --> 00:09:33,178
We carry our own bags here.
This isn't the Sheraton.
86
00:09:35,969 --> 00:09:38,620
Oh, glass.
In case I slit my wrists. I get it.
87
00:09:39,361 --> 00:09:40,506
An eyelash curler.
88
00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:44,000
What'll I do with that? Stab myself?
Curl my tongue to death?
89
00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:48,095
While you're going through my stuff,
let's see...
90
00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:49,750
...what Betty's got in her drawers.
91
00:09:50,144 --> 00:09:52,697
Oh, my God. Betty has locked her drawers.
92
00:09:56,384 --> 00:09:57,910
What? It's for my back pain.
93
00:10:00,223 --> 00:10:02,874
These things will be returned
to you when you check out.
94
00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:06,234
Except for the Vickodin,
which will be flushed.
95
00:10:06,462 --> 00:10:07,258
Smile!
96
00:10:07,454 --> 00:10:08,763
It's "Vicodin."
97
00:10:09,502 --> 00:10:13,048
No calls, except during posted
phone time and only for 10 minutes.
98
00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:17,588
No fraternization.
That's romance andlor sex between patients.
99
00:10:17,821 --> 00:10:20,342
Oh, and we chant here.
Don't be put off by it.
100
00:10:20,541 --> 00:10:22,996
Some people prefer it
to the Serenity Prayer.
101
00:10:23,197 --> 00:10:25,685
I'll be your friend
102
00:10:25,885 --> 00:10:29,846
I'll help you carry on
103
00:10:30,621 --> 00:10:34,646
Forit won't be long
104
00:10:34,844 --> 00:10:38,455
Till I'm gonna need somebody...
105
00:10:38,652 --> 00:10:39,961
Your room.
106
00:10:40,476 --> 00:10:42,897
You're responsible for keeping it clean.
107
00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:44,409
Andrea, this is Gwen.
108
00:10:44,603 --> 00:10:46,032
Settle her in.
109
00:10:49,403 --> 00:10:51,858
- Do you watch Santa Cruz?
- Pardon me?
110
00:10:52,059 --> 00:10:53,685
Santa Cruz. It's my soap.
111
00:10:53,883 --> 00:10:57,232
They only let us watch TV at night,
so I've missed the last two weeks.
112
00:10:57,434 --> 00:10:59,157
Hey, an intellectual.
113
00:10:59,739 --> 00:11:02,935
Like the stuff you did to get
you in here was real brain food.
114
00:11:07,258 --> 00:11:10,324
Parker House people, this is Gwen.
Gwen, this is everybody.
115
00:11:10,521 --> 00:11:11,830
Hello, Gwen.
116
00:11:12,921 --> 00:11:13,903
I'm thinking booze.
117
00:11:14,937 --> 00:11:15,798
Cocaine.
118
00:11:15,993 --> 00:11:17,073
Painkillers.
119
00:11:17,273 --> 00:11:19,477
- This is not a nice game.
- Well?
120
00:11:19,672 --> 00:11:21,134
Well, what?
121
00:11:21,336 --> 00:11:24,183
What's your drug of choice?
122
00:11:24,376 --> 00:11:27,725
Alcohol, cocaine, Percodan, heroin, glue?
123
00:11:27,928 --> 00:11:28,943
I have to pick one?
124
00:11:29,176 --> 00:11:31,248
Your gateway drug. What you go for first.
125
00:11:32,183 --> 00:11:33,132
I guess I drink.
126
00:11:33,336 --> 00:11:35,092
Yes. Come to Papa.
127
00:11:35,512 --> 00:11:37,967
Hand them over. I know people, admit that.
128
00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:39,540
Get your thumb out of that.
129
00:11:42,263 --> 00:11:43,211
What's the matter?
130
00:11:43,575 --> 00:11:46,127
Haven't you ever seen a trach scar before?
131
00:11:46,550 --> 00:11:48,721
It's a tracheostomy. It's not a growth.
132
00:11:48,918 --> 00:11:52,692
It's not a deformity. It's a scar.
So you can stop staring at it.
133
00:11:53,366 --> 00:11:54,991
Okay, good. Thank you.
134
00:11:55,190 --> 00:11:56,782
She wasn't staring, Daniel.
135
00:11:57,013 --> 00:11:59,697
No? And how would you know, faggot?
136
00:12:01,045 --> 00:12:03,150
You're about as perceptive as Helen Keller.
137
00:12:03,349 --> 00:12:06,698
When you think about it,
Helen Keller was pretty perceptive.
138
00:12:06,933 --> 00:12:08,427
Shut up!
139
00:12:08,628 --> 00:12:11,977
Look at him walk away! Run away! Run away!
140
00:12:12,212 --> 00:12:15,856
We were up in heaven Now we're in th e mud
141
00:12:16,756 --> 00:12:20,617
We fell off th e wagon Yo u
should have heard th e th ud
142
00:12:20,851 --> 00:12:21,996
- I like your coat.
- Thanks.
143
00:12:22,196 --> 00:12:23,440
- Is that leather?
- Yes.
144
00:12:23,635 --> 00:12:25,195
- Not vinyl?
- Nope.
145
00:12:25,395 --> 00:12:26,955
- You believe in killing animals?
- Yes.
146
00:12:27,155 --> 00:12:27,983
- For clothing?
- Yes.
147
00:12:28,210 --> 00:12:29,006
So do I.
148
00:12:29,203 --> 00:12:31,374
For 28 boring days
149
00:12:33,715 --> 00:12:35,089
Don't worry about Daniel.
150
00:12:35,282 --> 00:12:38,991
He's just self-conscious about his
neck because he did it to himself.
151
00:12:39,186 --> 00:12:43,375
He had this thing where he'd pump his
stomach so he wouldn't get a hangover.
152
00:12:43,569 --> 00:12:47,693
I guess he knew how, because,
you know, he's a doctor. Or was.
153
00:12:47,889 --> 00:12:51,467
He lost his license after he
killed that patient, but...
154
00:12:51,665 --> 00:12:56,007
Anyway, I guess one night while he was
scraping that tube to his stomach...
155
00:12:56,208 --> 00:12:59,557
...somehow he screwed up and he
couldn't breathe and he had to...
156
00:13:02,512 --> 00:13:06,058
...poke a hole in his throat
with a pen or something.
157
00:13:08,112 --> 00:13:10,665
Jasper, see ifyou can dig up some Vicodin.
158
00:13:10,863 --> 00:13:12,750
Th e gestapo fo und my first batch.
159
00:13:12,943 --> 00:13:15,015
That here-but-not-here illusion will be...
160
00:13:15,215 --> 00:13:17,898
...much easier to sustain
with chemical help.
161
00:13:18,126 --> 00:13:19,588
Love, Gwennie.
162
00:13:19,791 --> 00:13:20,903
Good night.
163
00:13:21,166 --> 00:13:22,115
Good night.
164
00:13:44,556 --> 00:13:47,785
Chocolate. Heroin addict.
165
00:13:48,108 --> 00:13:50,115
What are you, like, 12 or something?
166
00:13:50,508 --> 00:13:51,970
Seventeen.
167
00:13:54,028 --> 00:13:55,304
Loving this.
168
00:13:55,723 --> 00:13:56,672
Good night.
169
00:14:33,481 --> 00:14:36,415
Jeremiah was a bullfrog
170
00:14:36,616 --> 00:14:39,202
Jeremiah was a bullfrog
171
00:14:40,232 --> 00:14:42,174
Was a good friend ofmine
172
00:14:42,376 --> 00:14:45,343
I never understood A single word he said
173
00:14:45,543 --> 00:14:48,609
But I help ed him drink his wine
174
00:14:49,191 --> 00:14:51,941
And he always had Some mighty fine wine
175
00:14:55,879 --> 00:14:58,694
Singingjoy to th e world
176
00:14:59,910 --> 00:15:01,601
You girls are a lot of fun.
177
00:15:01,798 --> 00:15:03,805
And that's the most important thing.
178
00:15:04,038 --> 00:15:05,860
Because if you're not having fun...
179
00:15:06,054 --> 00:15:09,217
What's the frigging point?!
180
00:15:12,294 --> 00:15:13,788
Oh, God.
181
00:15:20,069 --> 00:15:22,883
You can keep your drugs
and your whiskey sours.
182
00:15:23,076 --> 00:15:25,410
We got us a higher power!
183
00:15:25,637 --> 00:15:27,808
Yay, God!
184
00:15:31,715 --> 00:15:33,984
Don't forget tonight's lecture at 8:30:
185
00:15:34,180 --> 00:15:37,475
"How Many Brain Cells
Did I Kill Last Night?"
186
00:15:39,395 --> 00:15:40,572
Decaf.
187
00:15:40,771 --> 00:15:43,454
There's no caffeine. It's mood-altering.
188
00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:47,994
Hi.
189
00:15:49,474 --> 00:15:51,198
That was a nice moment. Where you going?
190
00:15:51,394 --> 00:15:53,849
What do you mean? You gotta have cigarettes.
191
00:15:54,050 --> 00:15:55,576
Sorry, but we're fresh out.
192
00:15:55,778 --> 00:15:58,843
Those people are addicts.
They need cigarettes like they need air.
193
00:15:59,074 --> 00:16:02,848
I guess that explains it, then. Gum?
194
00:16:10,689 --> 00:16:12,598
It wasn't a problem...
195
00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:17,496
...till Emmett, he took up with that girl.
196
00:16:18,048 --> 00:16:20,949
Those nights that he was out with her...
197
00:16:21,216 --> 00:16:23,867
...and I was home with the TV...
198
00:16:24,127 --> 00:16:27,476
See, I figured we could see it through.
199
00:16:28,671 --> 00:16:30,329
So when he said...
200
00:16:30,527 --> 00:16:33,014
...he was moving her in with us...
201
00:16:34,302 --> 00:16:36,723
...and that I could stay or leave...
202
00:16:38,462 --> 00:16:41,080
...I see now I should've left.
203
00:16:41,310 --> 00:16:43,001
I've got something...
204
00:16:45,310 --> 00:16:47,165
When you...
205
00:16:55,709 --> 00:16:57,050
You want to do it later?
206
00:16:57,244 --> 00:16:58,738
I think, yeah.
207
00:16:59,132 --> 00:17:00,180
Why did you...?
208
00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:04,563
Some feeling words in there, or...?
209
00:17:06,812 --> 00:17:08,121
- You know?
- "I..."
210
00:17:10,939 --> 00:17:13,078
I don't know how to explain.
211
00:17:13,307 --> 00:17:16,503
All right. Okay, well, that's a good start.
212
00:17:17,019 --> 00:17:18,513
Another time. It's all right.
213
00:17:19,867 --> 00:17:23,380
So let's finish up today with a prayer,
all right?
214
00:17:23,578 --> 00:17:25,301
Let's all hold hands.
215
00:17:28,826 --> 00:17:31,411
God, grant me the serenity...
216
00:17:31,610 --> 00:17:35,286
...to accept the things I cannot change...
217
00:17:35,482 --> 00:17:39,311
...the courage to change the things I can...
218
00:17:39,545 --> 00:17:42,578
...and the wisdom to know the difference.
219
00:17:43,385 --> 00:17:47,476
It works if you work it. It's worth it!
220
00:17:47,705 --> 00:17:49,134
All right!
221
00:17:50,585 --> 00:17:52,526
Take on the day. Go ahead.
222
00:17:53,592 --> 00:17:54,769
B-minus.
223
00:17:55,095 --> 00:17:56,819
Hey, Gwen C.!
224
00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:59,927
Your bed was not made up,
your clothes were all over.
225
00:18:00,119 --> 00:18:03,796
I'm giving you an F for daily
inspection and fining you a dollar.
226
00:18:03,991 --> 00:18:05,235
So pay up.
227
00:18:05,559 --> 00:18:06,769
Tell you what.
228
00:18:07,222 --> 00:18:10,386
Here's five dollars.
I don't plan on cleaning all week.
229
00:18:12,470 --> 00:18:13,746
Bitch.
230
00:18:43,795 --> 00:18:44,744
How you doing?
231
00:18:45,556 --> 00:18:46,603
Good.
232
00:18:47,027 --> 00:18:49,394
I don't know how much money
I have in my account...
233
00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:51,726
...but it's yours if I
could bum a cigarette.
234
00:18:52,595 --> 00:18:53,707
Sure.
235
00:18:54,835 --> 00:18:55,980
They're Reds.
236
00:18:57,330 --> 00:18:58,443
Thank you.
237
00:19:10,290 --> 00:19:11,467
Been here long?
238
00:19:12,593 --> 00:19:13,640
Yeah.
239
00:19:16,241 --> 00:19:19,208
What's the deal here if somebody
was looking for something...
240
00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:21,415
...with a little more kick than nicotine?
241
00:19:21,617 --> 00:19:24,072
Do people actually get stuff here,
or is it...?
242
00:19:24,528 --> 00:19:25,477
It happens.
243
00:19:26,704 --> 00:19:29,289
How does it work?
I mean, how can you get stuff?
244
00:19:29,488 --> 00:19:31,724
Can you get stuff, or is it, like...?
245
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:34,669
If your counselor catches you using,
you can get kicked out.
246
00:19:34,864 --> 00:19:37,995
I don't plan on discussing it with him.
247
00:19:39,056 --> 00:19:40,135
Too late.
248
00:19:42,671 --> 00:19:45,354
Generally,
people come to rehab not to get loaded.
249
00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:48,398
Well, I try not to run with the pack.
250
00:19:48,590 --> 00:19:50,249
You're a real individual.
251
00:19:50,446 --> 00:19:53,064
You're the only person who
does drugs and alcohol.
252
00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:56,293
I meant what I said.
253
00:19:56,718 --> 00:19:59,173
You get caught using,
you risk getting kicked out.
254
00:19:59,373 --> 00:20:01,445
Fair enough. We done?
255
00:20:01,645 --> 00:20:04,100
And believe me, I'll know if you're using.
256
00:20:04,301 --> 00:20:05,610
You always this charming?
257
00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:08,554
You always use humor to deflect
things when you're uneasy?
258
00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:11,815
Do you always use insight
to disarm your new recruits?
259
00:20:13,836 --> 00:20:16,618
- What's that?
- It's literature about your disease.
260
00:20:17,868 --> 00:20:19,875
AA Big Book, some worksheets.
261
00:20:20,076 --> 00:20:22,181
A journal I want you to write in every day.
262
00:20:22,379 --> 00:20:24,103
I suppose I have to do this.
263
00:20:24,299 --> 00:20:26,470
You got better things to do with your time?
264
00:20:27,979 --> 00:20:29,386
Hey, listen.
265
00:20:29,995 --> 00:20:32,133
This isn't the last lousy
day you'll have here.
266
00:20:32,522 --> 00:20:35,686
So remember, God never dumps
more on us than we can handle.
267
00:20:36,074 --> 00:20:38,213
Is that available stitched on a pillow?
268
00:20:40,234 --> 00:20:44,871
Tonight's lecture: "A re Yo u A
Blackout Drunk, OrDon't Yo u Remember? "
269
00:20:47,721 --> 00:20:48,768
You going down?
270
00:20:50,186 --> 00:20:53,666
My problem is,
my father just happened to watch Dateline...
271
00:20:53,865 --> 00:20:56,134
...the night they're doing some expos_...
272
00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:59,775
...on Park Avenue drug users...
273
00:20:59,977 --> 00:21:02,398
...the night he caught me
doing blow in the bathroom.
274
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:05,382
But I don't have a problem.
I don't have health problems.
275
00:21:05,576 --> 00:21:07,485
I play Ultimate Frisbee two times a week.
276
00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:12,062
And I'm, you know, a patron of the arts,
and diseases and cures and stuff.
277
00:21:12,264 --> 00:21:16,125
That's what I spend my money on.
So I like to have a little bit of fun.
278
00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:19,490
"A dult Children OfAlcoholics"
is moved to 9 p.m. in ro om 8.
279
00:21:20,039 --> 00:21:21,894
CoDA starts at 8 p.m. in B.
280
00:21:22,119 --> 00:21:24,290
CAs and NA s meet tomorro w...
281
00:21:24,518 --> 00:21:26,689
...and overeaters, sexual addicts...
282
00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:30,147
Who the hell do you have to
know to get a drink around here?
283
00:21:31,622 --> 00:21:32,669
Oh, God.
284
00:21:38,917 --> 00:21:41,153
Oh, my God, I love you so much.
285
00:21:44,389 --> 00:21:47,203
- Where are all the celebrities?
- There are none.
286
00:21:47,396 --> 00:21:48,574
What? Come on.
287
00:21:48,772 --> 00:21:52,001
All anyone wants from rehab's
a good coked-out star story.
288
00:21:52,196 --> 00:21:56,898
Elizabeth Taylor, weeping in group
about how she never felt beautiful.
289
00:21:57,091 --> 00:22:01,314
Never. Not one single day.
Now, that's the story they want.
290
00:22:02,180 --> 00:22:04,929
- I'll get you out of here.
- I'm not supposed to leave.
291
00:22:05,155 --> 00:22:07,424
You're not supposed to have
Mummy's Little Helper, either.
292
00:22:07,619 --> 00:22:09,048
Hold on, hold on.
293
00:22:11,011 --> 00:22:12,156
Okay, go.
294
00:22:13,570 --> 00:22:15,959
Be very, very quiet. I'm hiding.
295
00:22:16,194 --> 00:22:18,048
Be very, very quiet.
296
00:22:23,265 --> 00:22:27,967
Drunk men stagger, drunk men fall
Drunk men swearand that's not all
297
00:22:28,193 --> 00:22:31,935
Quite often th ey will urinate outdoors
298
00:22:32,193 --> 00:22:34,495
Like widowed women, drunk men weep
299
00:22:34,688 --> 00:22:36,793
Like children curled up Drunk men sleep
300
00:22:36,993 --> 00:22:40,986
Like a dog,
a drunk will Crawl aro und on all fo urs
301
00:22:41,536 --> 00:22:45,595
Ifyou're broke bum orrich rake
His dinnerbe it bread or cake
302
00:22:45,791 --> 00:22:50,526
His beverage be th e worst
of whiskey Finest wine
303
00:22:51,423 --> 00:22:56,158
Puke, it stinks, and so it seems
That drunkards go to great extremes
304
00:22:56,383 --> 00:22:59,863
Th ere is yet to be A
perfectly straight line
305
00:23:00,766 --> 00:23:02,260
Hi, everybody.
306
00:23:06,590 --> 00:23:08,445
So what's the deal? I'm out?
307
00:23:08,926 --> 00:23:11,741
It'll take me a day to
arrange your transfer.
308
00:23:11,933 --> 00:23:14,105
I know where I want to go.
This place in the city...
309
00:23:14,301 --> 00:23:17,203
I'm not referring you
to a treatment facility.
310
00:23:18,269 --> 00:23:19,546
I get to go home?
311
00:23:20,381 --> 00:23:21,461
Nope.
312
00:23:23,132 --> 00:23:24,758
Where am I going, then?
313
00:23:24,989 --> 00:23:28,818
Your sentence was for 28
days of rehab or jail time.
314
00:23:29,020 --> 00:23:32,119
You don't honestly think I'm going to jail,
do you?
315
00:23:32,444 --> 00:23:37,178
For driving drunk, hitting a lawn jockey
that could've been a 4-year-old child?
316
00:23:37,403 --> 00:23:40,698
But it wasn't.
It was a 4-year-old lawn jockey.
317
00:23:40,891 --> 00:23:44,186
That's fine if this is all a big joke,
but in here we have rules.
318
00:23:44,379 --> 00:23:47,194
And I warned you about them.
Pack your bags by morning.
319
00:23:47,802 --> 00:23:50,672
No, I'm not. Because I don't belong in jail.
320
00:23:50,907 --> 00:23:52,979
I don't even belong in here.
321
00:23:54,106 --> 00:23:56,309
You know, yeah, I know I drink a lot.
322
00:23:56,506 --> 00:23:59,223
I'm a writer,
and that's what I do, we drink.
323
00:23:59,417 --> 00:24:01,173
Cornell Shaw for Clancy, please.
324
00:24:01,370 --> 00:24:03,606
I'm not like those people.
I can control myself.
325
00:24:03,801 --> 00:24:05,361
No, I'll hold.
326
00:24:05,561 --> 00:24:09,685
If I wanted to, I could.
If that's what I wanted. I could.
327
00:24:10,905 --> 00:24:11,853
I can.
328
00:24:13,304 --> 00:24:14,733
I can!
329
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:18,770
You know what?
330
00:24:18,968 --> 00:24:21,520
Forget that, Mr. Rogers,
you 12-stepping geek.
331
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:22,996
What do you know about me?
332
00:24:23,224 --> 00:24:27,696
Nothing. You don't know a goddamn
thing about me, you know that?
333
00:24:28,023 --> 00:24:30,838
Always tomorro w
334
00:24:31,063 --> 00:24:32,852
Lean on me
335
00:24:33,047 --> 00:24:35,567
- Wh en you're not strong
- Excuse me.
336
00:24:35,767 --> 00:24:37,872
- I'll be your friend
- Excuse me.
337
00:24:38,102 --> 00:24:40,011
- I'll help you carry...
- Excuse me!
338
00:24:40,214 --> 00:24:43,443
We're better together! No drugs!
339
00:24:43,638 --> 00:24:45,580
Grant me the serenity to...
340
00:24:45,781 --> 00:24:48,748
- ...accept the things I cannot change...
- Excuse me!
341
00:26:35,789 --> 00:26:36,737
Are you coming?
342
00:26:37,517 --> 00:26:38,596
No.
343
00:26:43,308 --> 00:26:44,076
Hi, my name is Corn ell.
344
00:26:44,268 --> 00:26:44,774
Hi, my name is Corn ell.
345
00:26:44,876 --> 00:26:48,520
I am a drug addict, alcoholic,
compulsive gamblerlliar.
346
00:26:48,811 --> 00:26:51,015
Hi, Cornell.
347
00:26:51,851 --> 00:26:54,950
For those of you who are new tonight...
348
00:26:55,147 --> 00:26:58,343
...I know that this is not your year.
349
00:27:33,128 --> 00:27:36,673
If that'll make you happy,
I will stop drinking.
350
00:27:37,927 --> 00:27:40,349
And then I would tell myself:
351
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:43,174
"Tonight I will not get wasted."
352
00:27:46,406 --> 00:27:48,348
And then something would happen.
353
00:27:49,382 --> 00:27:51,204
Or nothing would happen.
354
00:27:51,974 --> 00:27:55,105
And I'd get that feeling.
355
00:27:55,846 --> 00:27:58,234
And you all know what that feeling is.
356
00:27:58,790 --> 00:28:00,677
Wh en yourskin is screaming...
357
00:28:00,870 --> 00:28:02,625
...and yourhands are shaking...
358
00:28:04,838 --> 00:28:07,226
...and yourstomach feels
like it wants tojump...
359
00:28:07,909 --> 00:28:09,186
...thro ugh your throat.
360
00:28:10,053 --> 00:28:13,630
And you know that ifanyone had a clue...
361
00:28:13,829 --> 00:28:15,836
...how wrong it felt to be sober...
362
00:28:16,036 --> 00:28:19,167
...th ey wouldn't dream
ofasking you to stay that way.
363
00:28:19,492 --> 00:28:22,623
Th ey would say, "Oh,jeez, I didn't know.
Here.
364
00:28:23,491 --> 00:28:27,321
It's okay foryou.
Yo u do that mound of cocaine.
365
00:28:27,523 --> 00:28:29,857
Have a drink. Have 20 drinks.
366
00:28:30,051 --> 00:28:32,985
Whateveryou need to do to feel...
367
00:28:33,443 --> 00:28:35,482
...like a normal human being...
368
00:28:35,843 --> 00:28:36,857
...you do it. "
369
00:28:37,155 --> 00:28:39,326
And, boy, I did it.
370
00:28:39,650 --> 00:28:41,821
I drank, and I snorted...
371
00:28:42,050 --> 00:28:45,017
...and I drank and snorted
and drank and snorted.
372
00:28:45,570 --> 00:28:48,286
And I did this day after
day afternight afternight.
373
00:28:48,482 --> 00:28:50,751
I didn't care about th e consequences.
374
00:28:50,946 --> 00:28:55,680
Because I knew that th ey couldn't
be halfas bad as not using.
375
00:28:59,104 --> 00:29:00,217
Oh, God!
376
00:29:00,449 --> 00:29:03,645
And then one night something happened.
377
00:29:03,904 --> 00:29:05,726
You know you're screwed.
378
00:29:16,351 --> 00:29:17,398
I woke up.
379
00:29:18,687 --> 00:29:21,109
I woke up on a sidewalk.
380
00:29:21,311 --> 00:29:25,718
I had no idea where I was.
I couldn't have told you the city I was in.
381
00:29:26,207 --> 00:29:27,767
My head was pounding...
382
00:29:27,966 --> 00:29:30,933
...and I looked down and my
shirt is covered in blood.
383
00:29:31,838 --> 00:29:35,383
And as I'm lying th ere,
wondering what happens next...
384
00:29:36,797 --> 00:29:38,074
...I heard a voice.
385
00:29:38,269 --> 00:29:39,578
And it said:
386
00:29:40,285 --> 00:29:43,514
"Man, this is not a way to live.
387
00:29:45,309 --> 00:29:47,992
This is a way to die."
388
00:29:59,675 --> 00:30:00,820
Can I help you?
389
00:30:01,020 --> 00:30:02,645
Eddie Boone, checking in.
390
00:30:02,844 --> 00:30:05,462
You can't bring a girl into
treatment with you, Eddie.
391
00:30:06,619 --> 00:30:08,212
I wasn't gonna keep her.
392
00:30:08,539 --> 00:30:11,222
You were really lucky you
didn't break anything.
393
00:30:11,643 --> 00:30:14,032
It'll be tender and swollen for a while.
394
00:30:14,234 --> 00:30:18,544
You'll have to live with the pain,
because I can't give you anything.
395
00:30:18,874 --> 00:30:20,183
So take these.
396
00:30:21,722 --> 00:30:22,998
That's good.
397
00:30:23,577 --> 00:30:27,090
Listen, rest. Alternate heat and cold.
398
00:30:57,975 --> 00:31:00,080
You know, your carpet is filthy.
399
00:31:00,279 --> 00:31:02,548
I only bring that up because...
400
00:31:02,742 --> 00:31:06,255
...carpet grit's responsible for
a lot of major health problems.
401
00:31:06,454 --> 00:31:09,651
That's the last thing
that you need around here.
402
00:31:13,718 --> 00:31:17,198
Listen, about that jail thing...
403
00:31:17,397 --> 00:31:20,692
...I can't. I can't go.
404
00:31:22,453 --> 00:31:25,202
Not because I don't want to go, but...
405
00:31:27,796 --> 00:31:32,531
Oh, God, my hands. They just keep doing that.
That's not normal.
406
00:31:32,820 --> 00:31:34,729
There's something wrong with my hands.
407
00:31:35,060 --> 00:31:36,369
Well, with me.
408
00:31:36,596 --> 00:31:41,963
Because what kind of person just
jumps out of a window, you know?
409
00:31:42,484 --> 00:31:44,818
Because she can't sit still, you know?
410
00:31:45,011 --> 00:31:48,240
And be alone, and, you know,
in a room without...
411
00:31:48,499 --> 00:31:51,630
You know, a person should be
able to just be alone, right?
412
00:31:52,562 --> 00:31:56,174
You know,
human beings should be able to just breathe.
413
00:31:56,978 --> 00:31:58,604
I can't breathe.
414
00:31:59,122 --> 00:32:01,031
And I feel that...
415
00:32:01,233 --> 00:32:04,048
I think, I know that if I go to jail...
416
00:32:05,329 --> 00:32:08,907
...like this, you know, I'll die.
417
00:32:10,673 --> 00:32:12,266
I don't want to die.
418
00:32:17,776 --> 00:32:20,711
I don't like what's happening here.
419
00:32:20,912 --> 00:32:23,595
Wait a minute,
let's try to use a feeling word.
420
00:32:24,079 --> 00:32:25,323
I'm pissed!
421
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:27,047
Okay, pissed. Why?
422
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:29,578
Because no way should she be here.
423
00:32:29,776 --> 00:32:30,724
Tell her.
424
00:32:31,215 --> 00:32:33,320
No way should you be here!
425
00:32:33,519 --> 00:32:36,814
That's right. There's a rule.
No using. You broke it.
426
00:32:37,166 --> 00:32:38,955
- I'm sorry.
- Sorry, my ass.
427
00:32:39,311 --> 00:32:43,947
All you've done since you got here is
sit around while the rest of us work.
428
00:32:44,334 --> 00:32:46,789
You expect us to be glad
that they let you stay?
429
00:32:46,990 --> 00:32:48,234
I'm not expecting anything.
430
00:32:48,429 --> 00:32:51,396
Gwen, just listening.
Everybody, feeling words.
431
00:32:51,598 --> 00:32:53,223
I don't think you are giving.
432
00:32:53,453 --> 00:32:56,519
I don't feel that you are giving person.
433
00:32:56,717 --> 00:32:57,513
I'm trying!
434
00:32:57,709 --> 00:33:00,906
I don't feel niceness coming from you.
435
00:33:01,133 --> 00:33:02,594
Should I go to another group?
436
00:33:02,797 --> 00:33:05,862
Great idea.
Spread your negativity even further.
437
00:33:06,508 --> 00:33:08,068
You know, if you really try...
438
00:33:08,268 --> 00:33:12,163
...you could ruin the experience
for the entire patient population.
439
00:33:12,364 --> 00:33:13,509
I am having a bad day!
440
00:33:13,708 --> 00:33:16,577
I am having the worst damn
day of my whole damn life!
441
00:33:16,812 --> 00:33:19,048
So if it is not too much
to ask of you people...
442
00:33:19,243 --> 00:33:21,796
...will you just back the fuck off?!
443
00:33:27,755 --> 00:33:29,794
Excellent work. Really excellent work.
444
00:33:31,530 --> 00:33:33,439
Good sharing, everybody.
445
00:34:20,167 --> 00:34:21,955
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
446
00:34:26,566 --> 00:34:29,021
I wanted to talk to you about last night.
447
00:34:29,221 --> 00:34:32,865
I don't normally do that,
but you were great.
448
00:34:33,125 --> 00:34:35,678
Oh, my Lord. You gotta be kidding me.
449
00:34:36,453 --> 00:34:38,558
- What?
- Promise me we were safe.
450
00:34:38,757 --> 00:34:40,131
- We were what?
- Safe.
451
00:34:40,325 --> 00:34:41,470
Safe?
452
00:34:42,308 --> 00:34:44,959
You're not one of them
paternity suit kind of gals...
453
00:34:45,156 --> 00:34:46,105
What are you talking about?
454
00:34:47,428 --> 00:34:48,376
What are you talking about?
455
00:34:48,580 --> 00:34:50,914
I'm talking about last night.
456
00:34:53,635 --> 00:34:55,228
You don't remember last night?
457
00:34:55,555 --> 00:34:57,278
I got a little drunk on the plane.
458
00:34:58,659 --> 00:34:59,837
Of course you did.
459
00:35:00,195 --> 00:35:01,504
You know what?
460
00:35:01,698 --> 00:35:05,178
It was nothing. Just don't worry about it.
461
00:35:05,379 --> 00:35:07,201
- We didn't...?
- Nope.
462
00:35:09,282 --> 00:35:10,689
Thank God, boy...
463
00:35:10,882 --> 00:35:13,664
You know what?
That's more than enough, thank you.
464
00:35:14,562 --> 00:35:17,049
Nothing personal,
I just made myself a promise:
465
00:35:17,281 --> 00:35:19,899
No more ending up naked
with some girl I don't know.
466
00:35:20,289 --> 00:35:23,736
That's a noble goal,
and I wish you the very best of luck with it.
467
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:29,147
Cirrhosis is the ninth leading cause
of death in the United States...
468
00:35:29,344 --> 00:35:32,475
...and 45%%% of the time,
that is alcohol-induced.
469
00:35:32,672 --> 00:35:34,777
Let's take a look at the first slide.
470
00:35:35,744 --> 00:35:38,013
This could be your liver right now.
471
00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:39,930
Do you have plans for dinner?
472
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:44,382
This is not a test about you and
how you act in relationships.
473
00:35:44,992 --> 00:35:46,901
It's called Equine Therapy.
474
00:35:47,103 --> 00:35:49,591
Tennessee doesn't lie and manipulate.
475
00:35:49,791 --> 00:35:53,915
He'll just respond to how you feel.
And your job is to clean his hoof.
476
00:35:54,110 --> 00:35:55,255
This is how one gets sober?
477
00:35:55,454 --> 00:35:58,301
It's character-revealing.
The way we approach the horse...
478
00:35:58,494 --> 00:36:00,632
...is like the way we approach the world.
479
00:36:01,213 --> 00:36:04,988
We gotta try to match our insides
with our outsides. Be real.
480
00:36:05,213 --> 00:36:08,890
So my therapist today is a very large,
smelly beast of burden.
481
00:36:09,598 --> 00:36:11,539
We're totally in sync.
482
00:36:11,741 --> 00:36:13,748
Step in, you breathe.
483
00:36:14,781 --> 00:36:17,017
Couldn't stink more if he were dead.
484
00:36:17,213 --> 00:36:19,929
You reach down, pinch the tendon...
485
00:36:20,157 --> 00:36:22,545
...trust yourself,
and let the horse do the rest.
486
00:36:23,132 --> 00:36:25,499
Who's gonna be first? Gwen?
487
00:36:26,268 --> 00:36:28,472
- Think you might need help?
- Nope, I'm fine.
488
00:36:29,819 --> 00:36:30,834
Let yourself go.
489
00:36:31,035 --> 00:36:33,752
All right, Mr. Ed,
just pick up your stupid foot.
490
00:36:35,579 --> 00:36:36,855
Can't force it.
491
00:36:38,875 --> 00:36:41,525
- Sure you don't need some help?
- No. I'm fine.
492
00:36:41,723 --> 00:36:44,373
All right, look, Cornell,
just give me a pill...
493
00:36:44,570 --> 00:36:48,083
...give me a shot, I don't know,
give me a lobotomy.
494
00:36:48,282 --> 00:36:51,729
Instant gratification has worked
so well for you in the past.
495
00:36:51,930 --> 00:36:53,937
Just take it easy and keep it simple.
496
00:36:54,745 --> 00:36:57,047
I am so tired by the way you people talk.
497
00:36:57,241 --> 00:36:59,696
"One day at a time." What is that?
498
00:36:59,897 --> 00:37:01,839
Two, three days at a time is an option?
499
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:04,560
I don't need the RomperRoom bullshit.
I need...
500
00:37:04,761 --> 00:37:05,655
What are you doing?
501
00:37:05,848 --> 00:37:09,110
It's a therapeutic tool.
You leave me no choice.
502
00:37:12,247 --> 00:37:14,800
Betty, you gotta get me a new roommate.
He stinks.
503
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,236
I don't know if he's just eating beef...
504
00:37:17,432 --> 00:37:19,733
...and secreting ketones
out of every pore...
505
00:37:19,927 --> 00:37:22,228
We're gonna come back to this.
I'm gonna be back.
506
00:37:22,423 --> 00:37:24,790
We're in each other's lives, okay?
507
00:37:24,982 --> 00:37:28,757
Gwen, did you get a sign?
"Confront me if I don't ask for help."
508
00:37:30,006 --> 00:37:32,014
What kind of help you looking for exactly?
509
00:37:36,245 --> 00:37:39,540
Okay, Traci. I want you to tell your mom:
510
00:37:40,405 --> 00:37:44,529
"When you do drugs, this is what happens."
Okay?
511
00:37:46,165 --> 00:37:50,059
When you do drugs,
you don't do any fun stuff like you used to.
512
00:37:50,900 --> 00:37:53,267
Be specific, Traci. What was fun?
513
00:37:54,325 --> 00:37:57,324
Well,
when you play games with us and do puzzles.
514
00:37:57,556 --> 00:37:59,018
That was fun.
515
00:38:04,788 --> 00:38:05,966
I have an idea.
516
00:38:12,978 --> 00:38:14,920
Tell your mom about the drawing, Darnell.
517
00:38:15,123 --> 00:38:18,984
It's of me and Traci home late at night,
and Mom's not there.
518
00:38:19,187 --> 00:38:22,383
Tell your mom how that makes
you feel when she's not there.
519
00:38:22,962 --> 00:38:24,009
Worried.
520
00:38:25,650 --> 00:38:26,763
Scared.
521
00:38:26,962 --> 00:38:28,042
Great.
522
00:38:28,241 --> 00:38:29,648
Man! Not again.
523
00:38:29,842 --> 00:38:30,638
I don't know.
524
00:38:30,833 --> 00:38:31,848
Mom, wake up.
525
00:38:32,049 --> 00:38:33,031
I don't know.
526
00:38:33,233 --> 00:38:34,181
Mom?
527
00:38:35,825 --> 00:38:36,839
Hello, wake up!
528
00:38:37,041 --> 00:38:38,699
Sad, I guess.
529
00:38:40,464 --> 00:38:41,260
Lonely.
530
00:38:42,608 --> 00:38:44,169
- Hello?
- No reactions.
531
00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:46,956
I have an idea.
532
00:38:50,896 --> 00:38:52,390
- She's fine.
- She's up.
533
00:38:53,168 --> 00:38:54,509
Bye.
534
00:38:56,335 --> 00:38:58,123
Hey, hey, what do you know?
535
00:38:58,735 --> 00:39:01,157
Pills and booze have got to go!
536
00:39:01,359 --> 00:39:03,912
Hey, hey, what do you say?
537
00:39:04,110 --> 00:39:07,590
Sober is the only way!
538
00:39:14,286 --> 00:39:15,660
Good night, Eddie.
539
00:39:21,261 --> 00:39:23,116
Wait for me!
540
00:39:23,309 --> 00:39:24,585
- Beat you!
- Girls!
541
00:39:24,781 --> 00:39:25,577
What?
542
00:39:25,773 --> 00:39:27,683
- Aunt Helen, why are you here?
- Where's Mom?
543
00:39:27,916 --> 00:39:31,561
I'm just gonna be straight with you.
Your mother has passed.
544
00:39:31,756 --> 00:39:34,178
Just slap her real hard and she'll wake up.
545
00:39:36,652 --> 00:39:41,736
This'll only be fora while until we
figure out something more permanent.
546
00:39:44,139 --> 00:39:47,522
- Hello?
- Hey, it's me. Gwen.
547
00:39:47,755 --> 00:39:51,016
Well, I know which "me" it is. What is it?
548
00:39:51,275 --> 00:39:52,998
Let me guess. Yo u need money.
549
00:39:53,226 --> 00:39:57,317
- I'm not giving you any more money.
- Lil, I don't need money.
550
00:39:57,514 --> 00:40:00,099
- It's different this time.
- I'm glad to hearit.
551
00:40:00,298 --> 00:40:03,331
Whatever happened to our
fun-and-friendly sister rapport?
552
00:40:03,529 --> 00:40:05,318
I don't know. You tell me.
553
00:40:12,777 --> 00:40:16,355
Look, they make you...
They're having a family week.
554
00:40:16,552 --> 00:40:17,567
What?
555
00:40:17,993 --> 00:40:19,815
Family sessions.
556
00:40:20,552 --> 00:40:24,196
They work with us for a few days,
teach us how to talk to each other...
557
00:40:24,392 --> 00:40:26,726
...and then supervise
an actual conversation.
558
00:40:26,952 --> 00:40:28,610
You want me to come there?
559
00:40:29,447 --> 00:40:31,967
They make you ask somebody,
so it's either you or Aunt Helen.
560
00:40:32,167 --> 00:40:34,556
So let me get this straight.
561
00:40:34,855 --> 00:40:39,011
You screw up, and then I'm supposed
to drop everything in my life?
562
00:40:39,207 --> 00:40:42,622
They can schedule it around
what's good for you. So...
563
00:40:48,806 --> 00:40:50,267
No, it's just...
564
00:40:52,774 --> 00:40:55,970
I'm cooking here, okay?
I've got people coming over.
565
00:40:56,165 --> 00:40:57,507
Oh, God, I'm sorry.
566
00:40:57,701 --> 00:40:59,970
- I didn't mean...
- No, you never do.
567
00:41:00,485 --> 00:41:02,557
Gwen, you never mean anything.
568
00:41:05,764 --> 00:41:07,422
I have to go.
569
00:41:08,420 --> 00:41:11,290
Lil, look, I bet this one's really fast.
570
00:41:12,196 --> 00:41:14,749
It's just a table, stupid. Leave it alone.
571
00:41:14,948 --> 00:41:16,475
No. It's a sled.
572
00:41:24,547 --> 00:41:28,224
Well, I'm not a fan of all soap operas.
Just Santa Cruz.
573
00:41:28,483 --> 00:41:32,760
I mean, it's just an incredible show.
I saw it the first time...
574
00:41:33,698 --> 00:41:37,756
...when I was hospitalized a while
ago after I got out of my first rehab.
575
00:41:37,954 --> 00:41:40,125
There was this girl on the show, Darian.
576
00:41:40,321 --> 00:41:44,347
She was also hospitalized,
and it was like I was staring at myself.
577
00:41:44,545 --> 00:41:47,840
I mean, not physically,
because I don't have the curly hair.
578
00:41:48,033 --> 00:41:50,008
This whole thing had happened with her.
579
00:41:50,209 --> 00:41:52,958
She had actually been
impregnated by her brother...
580
00:41:53,185 --> 00:41:57,821
...but she obviously didn't know
it was her brother at the time.
581
00:41:58,208 --> 00:42:01,404
And I don't have a brother.
But I have sisters.
582
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:03,966
So it's really sort of...
583
00:42:04,608 --> 00:42:06,495
...been an inspiration...
584
00:42:07,136 --> 00:42:08,761
...for me.
585
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:12,156
And it's really sort of
helped me stay sober...
586
00:42:12,639 --> 00:42:14,133
...off and on.
587
00:42:16,223 --> 00:42:17,979
Mom, everything's okay.
588
00:42:21,022 --> 00:42:22,364
Hey, Andrea.
589
00:42:31,357 --> 00:42:32,470
Hey, Daniel.
590
00:42:34,941 --> 00:42:36,534
Want to give me one of those?
591
00:42:36,765 --> 00:42:38,358
Get your own.
592
00:42:38,876 --> 00:42:40,305
All right, then.
593
00:42:46,172 --> 00:42:48,954
Hey, Gary, can I bum a cig?
594
00:43:04,538 --> 00:43:06,993
There she is. Hello, darling. How are you?
595
00:43:11,130 --> 00:43:13,813
- Christ!
- Oh, my God, what's that?
596
00:43:14,010 --> 00:43:14,806
Nothing.
597
00:43:15,001 --> 00:43:17,140
You poor thing! What are they doing to you?
598
00:43:17,337 --> 00:43:19,825
- I fell.
- Is that part of the therapy?
599
00:43:20,057 --> 00:43:23,669
You poor baby.
I know, I'll get you home, darling.
600
00:43:24,281 --> 00:43:26,583
- Everyone's asking after you.
- Like who?
601
00:43:26,777 --> 00:43:29,198
Like Mrs. Lefkowitz from downstairs.
Remember?
602
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:31,375
- The non-talker?
- Five years, not a peep.
603
00:43:31,576 --> 00:43:34,805
I'm crossing the lobby yesterday,
she looks at me and says:
604
00:43:35,001 --> 00:43:38,612
"Thanks God you got rid of that girl.
She's nothing but bad news."
605
00:43:41,015 --> 00:43:43,120
- That's not funny.
- Of course it's funny.
606
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:46,451
Anonymous strangers thinking I'm bad news,
that's not funny.
607
00:43:46,647 --> 00:43:49,135
Everyone I've told has laughed really hard.
608
00:43:49,335 --> 00:43:51,157
- That's great.
- You need cheering up.
609
00:43:51,351 --> 00:43:52,758
- I'll take you away.
- What?
610
00:43:52,950 --> 00:43:55,438
Get away from these freaky people.
611
00:43:55,638 --> 00:43:58,256
I don't want to leave... Oh, God!
612
00:44:01,654 --> 00:44:03,247
Here, have some cheese.
613
00:44:05,173 --> 00:44:06,286
Have it on a roll.
614
00:44:06,485 --> 00:44:08,372
No bread. I'm getting fat.
615
00:44:08,565 --> 00:44:11,053
- It's better with bread.
- I don't want bread.
616
00:44:11,605 --> 00:44:15,085
I'll have the bread.
Just break it open for me, will you?
617
00:44:15,285 --> 00:44:17,423
- What is your problem?
- Break open the bread.
618
00:44:22,676 --> 00:44:23,625
This is a ring.
619
00:44:23,988 --> 00:44:25,003
Yep.
620
00:44:25,556 --> 00:44:27,890
What, are you proposing?
621
00:44:28,084 --> 00:44:29,491
Yeah, I am.
622
00:44:30,676 --> 00:44:31,952
At rehab.
623
00:44:32,147 --> 00:44:36,108
No. I'm proposing to you now.
You happen to be here.
624
00:44:36,531 --> 00:44:37,676
Yeah, but...
625
00:44:38,483 --> 00:44:41,133
I don't know.
I mean... "Well, how did he ask?"
626
00:44:41,331 --> 00:44:42,989
"He visited me in rehab and..."
627
00:44:43,187 --> 00:44:44,812
So it's not moonlight in Maui.
628
00:44:45,011 --> 00:44:47,050
Where would we get married? McSorley's Pub?
629
00:44:47,250 --> 00:44:48,973
Why not? Make a good story.
630
00:44:49,170 --> 00:44:53,544
I don't need any more stories.
I have enough stories. I would like a life.
631
00:44:56,465 --> 00:44:57,959
That's what I was offering.
632
00:45:05,521 --> 00:45:07,626
- What is that?
- Champagne.
633
00:45:07,824 --> 00:45:10,759
I brought it thinking, wrongly,
this might be a romantic moment.
634
00:45:14,608 --> 00:45:17,575
This is so not how I saw
this whole thing playing out!
635
00:45:17,775 --> 00:45:20,044
I'm not taking this as lightly as I used to.
636
00:45:20,239 --> 00:45:21,254
- Taking what?
- This.
637
00:45:21,455 --> 00:45:22,731
This.
638
00:45:23,183 --> 00:45:25,998
This straighten-up-and-fly-right thing.
This...
639
00:45:26,191 --> 00:45:28,973
I don't know.
Maybe there is something wrong with me.
640
00:45:29,167 --> 00:45:30,411
- That's what they say?
- No!
641
00:45:30,991 --> 00:45:33,260
It is. You know what? I think they're right.
642
00:45:33,454 --> 00:45:37,098
They're not. You're just in a rut.
It happens to everyone.
643
00:45:37,294 --> 00:45:40,523
No, there's an entire world of
people who do everything right.
644
00:45:40,718 --> 00:45:43,500
They live right, they don't drink,
they don't do drugs.
645
00:45:43,693 --> 00:45:45,002
- A crock of shit.
- They're happy.
646
00:45:45,197 --> 00:45:47,847
They're not happy.
No adult human being is happy.
647
00:45:48,045 --> 00:45:49,289
People are born.
648
00:45:49,485 --> 00:45:52,420
They have a limited time to
think life is dandy, but then...
649
00:45:52,621 --> 00:45:56,134
...inevitably, tragedy strikes
and they realize life equals loss.
650
00:45:56,332 --> 00:46:00,074
The point of the game is to minimize
the pain caused by that equation.
651
00:46:00,268 --> 00:46:04,523
Some people do it by having kids
or making money or coin collecting.
652
00:46:05,003 --> 00:46:07,043
And others do it by getting wasted.
653
00:46:07,691 --> 00:46:11,466
Letting that switch in the head turn
the hot light off and the cool light on.
654
00:46:11,691 --> 00:46:13,065
Nobody gets hurt collecting coins.
655
00:46:13,291 --> 00:46:16,552
Everybody hurts everybody.
It's the human condition!
656
00:46:16,874 --> 00:46:21,249
Don't let them tell you there's
something wrong with you! You're fine!
657
00:46:21,771 --> 00:46:22,916
I don't feel fine.
658
00:46:23,114 --> 00:46:27,849
Of course not. You're in Deliverance
country surrounded by sober freaks.
659
00:46:28,266 --> 00:46:29,924
And you're not with me.
660
00:46:30,729 --> 00:46:34,526
I don't feel fine these days either,
and I think that's because we're apart.
661
00:46:34,793 --> 00:46:36,004
You're mine.
662
00:46:36,393 --> 00:46:37,603
I'm yours.
663
00:46:39,081 --> 00:46:40,488
I love you.
664
00:46:42,121 --> 00:46:45,382
Why do you want me, Jasper?
I am such a mess.
665
00:46:45,609 --> 00:46:47,234
Maybe I like mess.
666
00:46:48,552 --> 00:46:50,210
Th ere's a time when you can share...
667
00:46:50,824 --> 00:46:54,785
...and you can hold hands
and be on the same path.
668
00:46:56,584 --> 00:47:00,806
But there's always a fork
in the road at some point.
669
00:47:02,311 --> 00:47:05,158
And sometimes you have to go
on one part of the fork...
670
00:47:05,351 --> 00:47:08,001
...and they gotta go on
the other part of the fork.
671
00:47:09,830 --> 00:47:14,085
Or just down the back part of
the fork while you go forward.
672
00:47:14,566 --> 00:47:15,995
And they're like...
673
00:47:18,150 --> 00:47:20,867
Or they got a salad fork and
you have a big dinner fork...
674
00:47:21,061 --> 00:47:24,225
...and you have longer to go,
but they're done, because that's it.
675
00:47:24,422 --> 00:47:27,421
They're stuck on a piece
of food that they...
676
00:47:28,420 --> 00:47:31,454
The dessert fork or, like,
one of those, you know...
677
00:47:31,685 --> 00:47:35,033
...small crab forks,
and you're trying to get out a crab.
678
00:47:35,236 --> 00:47:38,978
And you're over here jumping
to the huge serving fork...
679
00:47:39,204 --> 00:47:43,295
...or something like that.
Or a ladle, you know.
680
00:47:49,603 --> 00:47:51,064
Hey, And?
681
00:47:51,843 --> 00:47:53,217
Guess what.
682
00:47:56,962 --> 00:47:59,383
Goober. Are you not talking to me right now?
683
00:47:59,618 --> 00:48:01,473
I only had, like, five pieces.
684
00:48:05,058 --> 00:48:06,006
What are you doing?
685
00:48:06,786 --> 00:48:08,695
Here, give me that.
686
00:48:08,897 --> 00:48:10,304
- She didn't come.
- Your mom?
687
00:48:10,498 --> 00:48:12,472
I waited all day for her.
688
00:48:13,473 --> 00:48:14,401
I did my hair.
689
00:48:14,593 --> 00:48:17,243
She probably had to work
or something like that.
690
00:48:17,441 --> 00:48:20,124
No, she just hates me.
I make her embarrassed.
691
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:22,208
She doesn't hate you. I'll get someone.
692
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:24,156
- Don't tell anybody!
- It's okay.
693
00:48:24,352 --> 00:48:25,977
We have to. It's very serious.
694
00:48:26,176 --> 00:48:27,964
They'll take me to Psychiatric!
695
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:30,713
Please, I can't get kicked out again.
696
00:48:31,583 --> 00:48:34,878
Okay, we're not gonna go anywhere,
all right?
697
00:48:35,647 --> 00:48:37,436
All right, come on.
698
00:48:37,663 --> 00:48:40,314
Why don't we go in the other room?
699
00:48:43,679 --> 00:48:46,493
- How did you do that?
- What? That?
700
00:48:47,038 --> 00:48:48,380
It's pretty easy.
701
00:48:48,574 --> 00:48:51,890
You just take one of these.
702
00:48:56,318 --> 00:48:57,943
Tear it in half.
703
00:48:58,813 --> 00:49:00,820
Just so you know, I wasn't...
704
00:49:01,693 --> 00:49:04,475
...trying to off myself or anything.
705
00:49:07,421 --> 00:49:09,941
It's just something I do sometimes.
706
00:49:11,388 --> 00:49:12,468
Doesn't it hurt?
707
00:49:13,436 --> 00:49:15,094
It feels better.
708
00:49:15,548 --> 00:49:16,726
Than what?
709
00:49:16,956 --> 00:49:18,199
Everything else.
710
00:49:25,979 --> 00:49:27,407
Like that.
711
00:49:28,219 --> 00:49:31,186
Then you try and slip them
into the cracks like that.
712
00:49:38,714 --> 00:49:39,924
Is he a drunk?
713
00:49:40,154 --> 00:49:42,009
I don't know. Maybe.
714
00:49:42,394 --> 00:49:44,216
Then you'll have to say no.
715
00:49:46,873 --> 00:49:48,913
It's just like Darian and Falcon.
716
00:49:49,209 --> 00:49:50,802
He was addicted to gambling...
717
00:49:51,001 --> 00:49:54,099
...and even though she
completely loved him...
718
00:49:54,361 --> 00:49:55,703
...she had to walk away.
719
00:49:56,408 --> 00:49:57,717
Do I know these people?
720
00:49:58,361 --> 00:49:59,538
From Santa Cruz.
721
00:50:00,472 --> 00:50:02,414
It was more complicated for them.
722
00:50:02,616 --> 00:50:04,982
They were actually half-brother,
half-sister.
723
00:50:05,176 --> 00:50:08,492
But Darian didn't know that when
she found out about the gambling.
724
00:50:09,624 --> 00:50:11,925
Can't believe this is
the advice I'm getting.
725
00:50:12,631 --> 00:50:16,013
A show doesn't stay on the air
for 18 years for being stupid.
726
00:50:24,375 --> 00:50:27,506
Tonight's lecture:
"I've Worked All 12 Steps.
727
00:50:27,702 --> 00:50:29,611
Can I Go Home Now?"
728
00:50:36,661 --> 00:50:38,002
Bus is here.
729
00:50:38,293 --> 00:50:39,537
Thanks.
730
00:50:40,309 --> 00:50:41,835
Oh, my God.
731
00:50:43,188 --> 00:50:46,058
Let's go, team! It's all about trust today.
732
00:50:55,348 --> 00:50:56,395
Come here.
733
00:50:57,139 --> 00:50:58,416
Listen.
734
00:50:59,667 --> 00:51:03,016
About last night,
I really think you should tell somebody.
735
00:51:03,219 --> 00:51:05,969
- Oh, yeah. I already did.
- Yeah, when?
736
00:51:06,547 --> 00:51:09,165
This morning.
I found my counselor, and I told her...
737
00:51:09,362 --> 00:51:11,369
...and we talked about it. She'll help me.
738
00:51:11,538 --> 00:51:13,425
Hold on. You really talked to her?
739
00:51:13,618 --> 00:51:15,527
No, I'm making it up.
740
00:51:16,466 --> 00:51:19,052
We don't really have to climb this thing,
do we?
741
00:51:19,249 --> 00:51:21,802
We don't know the whole story.
We ought to hear her side...
742
00:51:22,001 --> 00:51:24,303
...before we go saying what's what.
743
00:51:24,785 --> 00:51:25,800
Guzzling Gwen!
744
00:51:26,001 --> 00:51:28,554
- What's with the ring-in-the-roll guy?
- Who?
745
00:51:28,785 --> 00:51:29,865
Your boyfriend!
746
00:51:30,064 --> 00:51:33,163
Andrea, does the phrase
"in confidence" mean anything?
747
00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:35,335
You never said not to tell.
748
00:51:35,536 --> 00:51:39,311
I know better than anyone how
important it is who you marry.
749
00:51:39,504 --> 00:51:43,432
But just because somebody proposes,
that don't mean you have to say yes.
750
00:51:43,759 --> 00:51:46,148
- Did someone propose to Gwen?
- Her boyfriend.
751
00:51:46,383 --> 00:51:49,001
- I thought Gwen was a lesbian.
- I'm not a lesbian!
752
00:51:49,199 --> 00:51:50,279
It's okay if you are.
753
00:51:50,479 --> 00:51:52,072
Can we talk about something else?
754
00:51:52,303 --> 00:51:53,382
When did this happen?
755
00:51:53,583 --> 00:51:55,438
Yesterday. On the lake.
756
00:51:55,663 --> 00:51:59,459
Was it sunset?
Sunset by the lake is very romantic.
757
00:51:59,663 --> 00:52:02,183
It was lunchtime, and he brought a picnic...
758
00:52:02,382 --> 00:52:03,397
...with champagne.
759
00:52:03,598 --> 00:52:04,940
He brought champagne?
760
00:52:05,134 --> 00:52:07,305
We didn't drink it. I threw it overboard.
761
00:52:07,501 --> 00:52:10,283
It's not a very cool guy to
bring you booze in rehab.
762
00:52:10,478 --> 00:52:12,899
He doesn't understand what I'm doing here.
763
00:52:13,102 --> 00:52:16,069
If you're serious about getting sober,
your love partner would know.
764
00:52:16,301 --> 00:52:18,439
You must not be committed to your recovery.
765
00:52:19,341 --> 00:52:20,420
- Oh, my God!
- Sorry.
766
00:52:20,621 --> 00:52:22,508
Shouldn't you be doing something now?
767
00:52:22,701 --> 00:52:25,122
- I got you.
- I say you dump that guy.
768
00:52:25,325 --> 00:52:29,318
I can make this decision on my own, okay?
I don't need your help.
769
00:52:29,516 --> 00:52:30,825
That's not what your sign says.
770
00:52:31,020 --> 00:52:32,394
Forget what my sign says!
771
00:52:32,619 --> 00:52:35,237
He doesn't know a thing about me!
Neither do you all!
772
00:52:35,436 --> 00:52:36,745
You don't live my shitty life.
773
00:52:36,939 --> 00:52:40,616
Until you do, do not tell me to give
up the one person that matters to me!
774
00:52:40,811 --> 00:52:44,837
I know he's not perfect, but he's the
one that'll show up on my birthday...
775
00:52:45,035 --> 00:52:47,140
...and say, "I'm glad you were born!"
776
00:52:48,011 --> 00:52:49,352
What's the matter with you?
777
00:52:49,579 --> 00:52:51,401
- Just let go.
- Trust it.
778
00:52:52,842 --> 00:52:55,329
Oh, my God! Look at my package.
779
00:52:57,002 --> 00:52:59,751
No matter where I may roam
780
00:53:00,297 --> 00:53:03,558
On land orsea or foam
781
00:53:04,329 --> 00:53:07,809
Yo u can always hearme Singing this song
782
00:53:08,009 --> 00:53:10,496
Show me th e way to go home
783
00:53:11,272 --> 00:53:12,646
Here we go.
784
00:53:15,240 --> 00:53:17,858
Is there a key to the ladies' room?
Thank you.
785
00:53:22,152 --> 00:53:23,100
Excuse me, sir.
786
00:53:24,199 --> 00:53:26,173
Can I have the key to the men's room?
787
00:53:29,383 --> 00:53:30,332
What?
788
00:53:31,431 --> 00:53:32,707
- What?
- Eddie Boone!
789
00:53:32,903 --> 00:53:34,080
Thank you.
790
00:53:36,198 --> 00:53:38,108
Come on, come on, come on.
791
00:53:40,102 --> 00:53:41,695
I need some paper, some pens.
792
00:53:41,925 --> 00:53:43,649
Dad, we need a napkin or something.
793
00:53:43,845 --> 00:53:46,016
Okay, hold on. Let me look.
794
00:53:46,246 --> 00:53:48,798
- This is all I got. That's it.
- Thanks.
795
00:53:50,757 --> 00:53:52,383
- What's your name?
- I'm Adam.
796
00:53:52,581 --> 00:53:53,923
- And I'm Dan.
- Adam and Dan.
797
00:53:54,117 --> 00:53:56,986
You pitched a no-hitter against
the Braves on August 4th.
798
00:53:57,188 --> 00:53:59,261
Is that right? August 4th?
799
00:53:59,460 --> 00:54:02,143
Eddie, where's your car, man?
I bet it's really cool!
800
00:54:02,340 --> 00:54:03,201
My car?
801
00:54:05,988 --> 00:54:09,021
Guys, we gotta get home. Say goodbye now.
802
00:54:09,540 --> 00:54:10,488
Nice to meet you.
803
00:54:10,883 --> 00:54:12,639
Yeah. Nice to meet you.
804
00:54:20,226 --> 00:54:22,430
Have a great season, Eddie.
805
00:54:36,641 --> 00:54:38,234
Mail call.
806
00:54:44,545 --> 00:54:47,261
Charm Blossom, this really isn't necessary.
807
00:54:47,456 --> 00:54:51,100
Lining up the mail like a bar graph
to show the fullness of our lives.
808
00:54:51,296 --> 00:54:52,889
I know my life is empty, okay?
809
00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:54,549
For you.
810
00:55:11,039 --> 00:55:13,592
- Watching game tapes?
- Yep.
811
00:55:15,230 --> 00:55:16,724
They're out of ginger snaps.
812
00:55:23,870 --> 00:55:26,073
Looks like your mail's more fun than mine.
813
00:55:26,654 --> 00:55:27,897
Do you want them?
814
00:55:28,093 --> 00:55:29,522
- You don't want them?
- No.
815
00:55:29,917 --> 00:55:31,193
What'd you get?
816
00:55:33,276 --> 00:55:35,993
- My sister's coming to family sessions.
- That's good.
817
00:55:36,189 --> 00:55:39,766
No. I'd pay very good money not
to hear what she has to say.
818
00:55:43,516 --> 00:55:47,542
So what's wrong with your balls?
So to speak.
819
00:55:48,699 --> 00:55:50,903
So to speak, nothing. I don't want them.
820
00:55:51,099 --> 00:55:52,725
- Why not?
- Because I don't.
821
00:55:52,955 --> 00:55:56,053
That's a tautology. Something is
what it is because it is what it is.
822
00:55:56,251 --> 00:55:57,778
The sky is blue because
it reflects the ocean.
823
00:55:57,979 --> 00:56:00,150
The ocean is blue because
it reflects the sky.
824
00:56:00,410 --> 00:56:01,817
Who are you talking to?
825
00:56:04,218 --> 00:56:05,909
I have no idea.
826
00:56:08,634 --> 00:56:11,317
I bet you can't sit still
and be quiet for one minute.
827
00:56:11,514 --> 00:56:12,823
I can.
828
00:56:14,105 --> 00:56:16,374
Is this what we're doing now?
829
00:56:16,569 --> 00:56:18,871
A little quiet contest?
830
00:56:28,632 --> 00:56:29,581
Wait a minute!
831
00:56:30,488 --> 00:56:32,211
- These are not game tapes.
- Wait!
832
00:56:32,888 --> 00:56:34,317
- Oh, my God!
- Let me have that!
833
00:56:34,552 --> 00:56:37,399
I know what this is!
I can't believe you watch this!
834
00:56:37,591 --> 00:56:40,525
- I wasn't!
- Santa Cruz watcher.
835
00:56:53,110 --> 00:56:54,190
- I'm sorry.
- It's fine.
836
00:56:54,390 --> 00:56:57,107
- No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- No, it's totally fine.
837
00:57:00,470 --> 00:57:03,252
I always do that. I always do that.
838
00:57:03,669 --> 00:57:05,327
You always do what?
839
00:57:05,877 --> 00:57:07,219
Women...
840
00:57:08,308 --> 00:57:12,814
Drugs, women.
I mean, just leap before you think.
841
00:57:13,012 --> 00:57:14,288
Not you. I mean...
842
00:57:14,484 --> 00:57:16,818
What are you saying? What? You were...
843
00:57:17,332 --> 00:57:18,859
...trying to snort me?
844
00:57:21,651 --> 00:57:22,960
Yeah, maybe.
845
00:57:24,339 --> 00:57:27,405
What a perfect opportunity to
thank him for curing your cancer.
846
00:57:28,019 --> 00:57:31,913
Ifl had known he was gonna save
yourlife just tojoin it with his...
847
00:57:32,147 --> 00:57:34,034
...I would've preferred you'd died.
848
00:57:34,226 --> 00:57:38,382
Pretty good show once you
get to know everybody in it.
849
00:57:39,922 --> 00:57:41,832
So who sent you all those balls?
850
00:57:44,562 --> 00:57:47,496
My agent. He's trying to psych me up.
851
00:57:47,698 --> 00:57:49,258
Oh, for next season?
852
00:57:49,905 --> 00:57:52,687
Well, for there to be a next season.
853
00:57:53,041 --> 00:57:54,797
Why? You thinking about retiring?
854
00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:59,375
I don't know. Might have to.
I mean, you gotta quit sometime.
855
00:58:00,016 --> 00:58:02,155
I'm not 22 anymore.
856
00:58:02,448 --> 00:58:05,350
Plus, you know, maybe a more normal life...
857
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:08,389
...might be a little less pressure.
858
00:58:09,264 --> 00:58:12,940
I understand.
Marry a cute girl, move to the suburbs...
859
00:58:13,135 --> 00:58:16,102
...spend your weekends mowing.
You won't want to do coke again.
860
00:58:16,303 --> 00:58:18,442
- Are you okay?
- Th ese headaches!
861
00:58:22,286 --> 00:58:23,813
Darian? Darian?
862
00:58:24,175 --> 00:58:26,280
What th e hell is he doing here?
863
00:58:28,814 --> 00:58:32,294
Get an ambulance.
He has meligioma astro cytroma.
864
00:58:32,846 --> 00:58:33,794
What is it?
865
00:58:36,046 --> 00:58:38,467
A tiny little cluster ofbrain tumors.
866
00:58:38,701 --> 00:58:39,977
"Tiny clusters"?
867
00:58:40,461 --> 00:58:41,409
He's very sick.
868
00:58:47,756 --> 00:58:50,658
Attention all patients. Tonight's lecture:
869
00:58:50,861 --> 00:58:53,762
"What's Wrong With Celebrating
Sobriety By Getting Drunk?"
870
00:58:53,964 --> 00:58:56,036
Give it to her.
871
00:58:57,420 --> 00:58:59,013
Just give it to her.
872
00:59:00,075 --> 00:59:01,733
My God! Where did you get this?
873
00:59:01,931 --> 00:59:04,614
Guys, this is the soap opera that I watch.
874
00:59:05,259 --> 00:59:06,601
- You watch my soap?
- Yeah.
875
00:59:06,795 --> 00:59:09,380
Eddie, you surprise me.
876
00:59:09,579 --> 00:59:12,229
I only work every fifth day.
What else do I do with my time?
877
00:59:12,779 --> 00:59:14,567
Well, thank you very much.
878
00:59:14,763 --> 00:59:18,592
Sometimes I like to read.
You know, literature? Stuff like that.
879
00:59:18,794 --> 00:59:21,412
Yo urbetting is what lostyou
yourmoney and my respect.
880
00:59:23,113 --> 00:59:24,542
I love you.
881
00:59:29,162 --> 00:59:32,457
Mom, Dr. Griffin, what are you doing here?
882
00:59:34,313 --> 00:59:37,346
We've come to tell you
something about Falcon.
883
00:59:37,641 --> 00:59:41,470
Darian, it looks like I may
be carrying Falcon's child.
884
00:59:42,216 --> 00:59:44,256
What do you want to bet that child...
885
00:59:44,456 --> 00:59:46,365
...turns out to have a gambling problem?
886
00:59:50,216 --> 00:59:52,354
It's just anoth er tiny cluster.
887
00:59:52,552 --> 00:59:53,631
Do something!
888
00:59:54,535 --> 00:59:56,160
It'll be overin a minute.
889
00:59:57,095 --> 00:59:59,648
He'll get over it.
Falcon will be back, better than ever.
890
00:59:59,846 --> 01:00:01,275
No, Falcon's leaving the show.
891
01:00:01,479 --> 01:00:03,169
He's having brain clusters.
892
01:00:03,398 --> 01:00:04,925
Mayb e it's more than a tiny cluster.
893
01:00:05,574 --> 01:00:07,232
I hate that mother.
894
01:00:07,430 --> 01:00:08,412
I love her.
895
01:00:08,614 --> 01:00:10,686
- You do?
- I think she's hilarious.
896
01:00:11,813 --> 01:00:14,464
I want you to talk to Gwen, and be specific.
897
01:00:15,205 --> 01:00:17,180
Pick one incident.
898
01:00:18,949 --> 01:00:21,404
You ruined my wedding.
899
01:00:21,733 --> 01:00:23,936
And when that happened, how did you feel?
900
01:00:24,132 --> 01:00:26,237
How do you think it made me feel?
901
01:00:27,396 --> 01:00:28,673
Tell her.
902
01:00:29,732 --> 01:00:33,987
I'm trying to explain here, okay?
I mean, you asked me, so I'm just...
903
01:00:34,916 --> 01:00:37,665
I mean, she shows up drunk...
904
01:00:38,724 --> 01:00:41,179
...stumbles through the entire ceremony.
905
01:00:41,411 --> 01:00:43,101
At the reception, she gets up...
906
01:00:43,971 --> 01:00:46,491
...and, in front of my friends...
907
01:00:46,691 --> 01:00:49,625
...my new in-laws, she gives this toast...
908
01:00:49,826 --> 01:00:52,860
- ...that was completely...
- What? What toast?
909
01:00:53,090 --> 01:00:55,424
- Gwen, let your sister talk.
- What toast?
910
01:00:56,386 --> 01:01:00,925
"Well, not everybody can be perfect.
But at least some of us can try."
911
01:01:03,361 --> 01:01:07,616
We all know that grownups
have to make compromises.
912
01:01:07,809 --> 01:01:11,638
And Lily is very, very grown up.
913
01:01:12,288 --> 01:01:14,557
So that's what she did.
914
01:01:14,849 --> 01:01:16,278
She said:
915
01:01:16,768 --> 01:01:18,524
"Is Andrew...
916
01:01:18,848 --> 01:01:22,644
...the very best man for me...
917
01:01:22,847 --> 01:01:24,571
...on this earth?
918
01:01:25,856 --> 01:01:29,532
No. And I mean, no."
919
01:01:31,071 --> 01:01:33,340
She says, "Hey, I'm not getting any younger.
920
01:01:33,535 --> 01:01:35,771
He makes a hell of a lot of money.
921
01:01:35,967 --> 01:01:37,909
So I'll marry the little sucker."
922
01:01:39,134 --> 01:01:42,746
To Lily and her little sucker.
923
01:01:43,294 --> 01:01:44,439
That's not what happened.
924
01:01:44,638 --> 01:01:49,307
You think that your memory of that
day is somehow better than mine?
925
01:01:49,502 --> 01:01:51,923
- I don't think so.
- Stick with the format.
926
01:01:52,157 --> 01:01:56,434
I'm sticking to the format.
I'm just trying to give you a picture here.
927
01:01:56,733 --> 01:01:58,620
And she walks around...
928
01:01:58,812 --> 01:02:01,267
...like some victim...
929
01:02:01,469 --> 01:02:05,494
...like life just handed her this raw deal.
930
01:02:05,692 --> 01:02:07,764
Well, you know, my father left too.
931
01:02:07,964 --> 01:02:10,419
And my mother died when I was little too.
932
01:02:10,939 --> 01:02:12,827
And you don't see me using that...
933
01:02:13,019 --> 01:02:16,663
...as some excuse to just completely
abandon all self-control...
934
01:02:16,859 --> 01:02:18,266
...and indulge myself...
935
01:02:18,459 --> 01:02:20,826
Indulge? What? You think I like this?
936
01:02:21,019 --> 01:02:23,408
We've gotten off-track here. Lily.
937
01:02:24,827 --> 01:02:27,194
Think about Gwen's
behavior at your wedding...
938
01:02:27,386 --> 01:02:29,110
...and tell her now how you feel.
939
01:02:29,306 --> 01:02:32,121
Yeah, Lily, how does it make you feel?
940
01:02:36,057 --> 01:02:38,545
You know, this is just...
941
01:02:40,345 --> 01:02:42,133
I don't need this.
942
01:02:43,161 --> 01:02:44,852
I have a life.
943
01:02:49,465 --> 01:02:51,057
Lily, wait for me.
944
01:02:52,280 --> 01:02:53,229
Beat you.
945
01:03:19,670 --> 01:03:20,750
What are you doing?
946
01:03:32,757 --> 01:03:35,124
Great. Another thing I suck at.
947
01:03:35,381 --> 01:03:37,169
Well, hold on. Gwen, hey.
948
01:03:37,396 --> 01:03:38,607
Please.
949
01:03:39,316 --> 01:03:40,690
Come here a second.
950
01:03:41,652 --> 01:03:43,823
- What?
- What were you thinking about?
951
01:03:44,436 --> 01:03:47,021
When you threw the ball,
what were you thinking about?
952
01:03:49,396 --> 01:03:52,876
I don't know. The mating habits
of African ants. I don't know.
953
01:03:53,075 --> 01:03:54,155
The striped thing.
954
01:03:54,355 --> 01:03:56,362
You were thinking about
hitting the mattress.
955
01:03:56,595 --> 01:04:00,075
Well, you know, it might sound funny to you,
but that's all wrong.
956
01:04:00,274 --> 01:04:02,184
When you lock in on the strike zone...
957
01:04:02,386 --> 01:04:04,557
...it's looking about the size of a peanut.
958
01:04:04,755 --> 01:04:08,235
And you think, "Damn.
I gotta get that little ball in there?"
959
01:04:08,434 --> 01:04:10,736
You've psyched yourself
right out of the game.
960
01:04:12,018 --> 01:04:13,992
The strike zone, the call...
961
01:04:14,194 --> 01:04:16,365
...the count, the batter, forget all that.
962
01:04:16,689 --> 01:04:20,812
You gotta think about the little things.
The things you can control.
963
01:04:21,009 --> 01:04:24,456
You can control your stance, your balance...
964
01:04:24,657 --> 01:04:27,242
...your release, your follow-through.
965
01:04:28,497 --> 01:04:31,792
Think about those little things
and only those little things...
966
01:04:35,791 --> 01:04:37,318
You know? I mean...
967
01:04:37,615 --> 01:04:40,649
Because when you let go of the ball...
968
01:04:41,136 --> 01:04:42,510
...it's over.
969
01:04:43,151 --> 01:04:46,413
You don't have a say in what happens.
That's somebody else's job.
970
01:04:48,366 --> 01:04:50,755
- I want you to try this.
- I don't want to.
971
01:04:50,958 --> 01:04:51,754
I'm just curious.
972
01:04:51,950 --> 01:04:55,113
- I don't want to do it.
- I just want to see how you hold it.
973
01:04:55,310 --> 01:04:58,506
Don't grab it, don't grab it.
Look at it, look at it.
974
01:04:58,702 --> 01:05:00,425
Hold it like an egg.
975
01:05:00,909 --> 01:05:03,146
Loose. Easy. All right?
976
01:05:03,341 --> 01:05:05,610
Let me get a look at it from over there.
977
01:05:06,829 --> 01:05:09,065
Let me get a look at it from over there.
978
01:05:09,549 --> 01:05:10,497
All right.
979
01:05:11,660 --> 01:05:14,213
I want you to throw it
over here nice and easy.
980
01:05:15,340 --> 01:05:17,227
Point at me with your left hand.
981
01:05:17,548 --> 01:05:19,239
Throw it where you're pointing at.
982
01:05:21,836 --> 01:05:23,658
Better. But you nutted the batter...
983
01:05:23,852 --> 01:05:26,502
...and the other team's
beating the crap out of you.
984
01:05:27,243 --> 01:05:30,091
Try again. Heads up.
I want you to do it again.
985
01:05:30,283 --> 01:05:32,356
This time, shut your eyes.
986
01:05:32,843 --> 01:05:34,337
- What?
- Just shut your eyes.
987
01:05:34,923 --> 01:05:36,352
- So weird.
- Fire away.
988
01:05:38,219 --> 01:05:40,837
Right there.
That is a strike in any country.
989
01:05:41,770 --> 01:05:42,980
You're a natural.
990
01:06:01,416 --> 01:06:02,463
Come on.
991
01:06:12,487 --> 01:06:14,276
Folks, the definition of insanity...
992
01:06:14,503 --> 01:06:18,813
...is repeating the same behavior over
and over, expecting different results.
993
01:06:19,111 --> 01:06:20,288
Thank you.
994
01:06:22,823 --> 01:06:24,317
I have a question.
995
01:06:25,062 --> 01:06:29,404
Once we all leave, we have needs that
are going to need to be filled...
996
01:06:29,607 --> 01:06:33,403
...by people, physically, at times.
997
01:06:33,606 --> 01:06:37,118
How and when can we do that?
Not how, just when?
998
01:06:37,318 --> 01:06:38,812
Yeah, I know, I know.
999
01:06:39,142 --> 01:06:43,876
People in recovery want to know
when's a good time to start dating.
1000
01:06:44,901 --> 01:06:49,091
And my rule of thumb is,
when you get home, get yourself a plant.
1001
01:06:49,285 --> 01:06:51,837
I like spider plants,
but whatever turns you on.
1002
01:06:52,452 --> 01:06:55,713
Then, in about a year, get a pet.
And then, if, in say...
1003
01:06:55,940 --> 01:07:00,729
...two years,
the plant and the pet are still alive...
1004
01:07:01,251 --> 01:07:04,317
...then you can start to think
about having a relationship.
1005
01:07:04,516 --> 01:07:05,890
Thanks.
1006
01:07:07,139 --> 01:07:09,114
I'll be fine. I know what to do.
1007
01:07:09,315 --> 01:07:13,625
Don't drink, go to meetings,
find a sponsor, ask for help.
1008
01:07:14,403 --> 01:07:18,494
Don't drink, go to meetings,
find a sponsor, ask for help.
1009
01:07:18,690 --> 01:07:21,243
Happy trails to you
1010
01:07:21,442 --> 01:07:24,409
Keep smiling until th en
1011
01:07:24,610 --> 01:07:26,552
Wh o cares about th e clouds
1012
01:07:26,753 --> 01:07:28,346
If we're togeth er
1013
01:07:28,577 --> 01:07:31,926
Just sing a song And bring th e sunny...
1014
01:07:33,057 --> 01:07:34,618
Well, I hope he makes it.
1015
01:07:34,817 --> 01:07:37,370
Statistically,
only three out of 10 of us will.
1016
01:07:37,568 --> 01:07:39,128
So in a way...
1017
01:07:39,328 --> 01:07:43,005
...it's good for us if he goes back to using.
You know?
1018
01:07:43,616 --> 01:07:45,078
Odds-wise.
1019
01:07:52,639 --> 01:07:55,159
God, I love afternoons like this.
1020
01:07:56,415 --> 01:07:58,171
Do you know what's missing?
1021
01:07:58,559 --> 01:08:02,388
That I don't have a dry vodka martini
with two olives in a chilled glass.
1022
01:08:02,974 --> 01:08:04,501
God, I miss that.
1023
01:08:04,735 --> 01:08:07,123
Lately I've been lying awake at night...
1024
01:08:07,326 --> 01:08:10,773
...thinking of the dumb-ass things
I've done when I was messed up.
1025
01:08:10,974 --> 01:08:15,097
One night last year, at dinner,
I threw up all over my glazed ham.
1026
01:08:15,294 --> 01:08:17,563
Then I thought, "Well,
maybe nobody noticed."
1027
01:08:17,757 --> 01:08:20,310
I don't think of it as a garnish.
1028
01:08:20,509 --> 01:08:21,457
I'm a winner.
1029
01:08:22,653 --> 01:08:23,514
Oh, God.
1030
01:08:23,805 --> 01:08:25,910
You know what the worst one was? For me?
1031
01:08:26,717 --> 01:08:28,888
My best friend in the whole world.
1032
01:08:29,532 --> 01:08:33,110
We grew up playing ball,
hunting and fishing.
1033
01:08:33,532 --> 01:08:37,274
One Sunday morning,
he walks in on me and his wife in bed.
1034
01:08:39,163 --> 01:08:41,073
You never live that one down.
1035
01:08:43,515 --> 01:08:44,464
Tell me one of yours.
1036
01:08:46,170 --> 01:08:47,185
Excuse me?
1037
01:08:47,386 --> 01:08:49,939
What's the worst thing you
did when you were messed up?
1038
01:08:50,747 --> 01:08:52,273
I don't know.
1039
01:08:53,306 --> 01:08:55,989
Come on. Give me a couple. I'll pick one.
1040
01:08:56,186 --> 01:08:58,008
I don't really remember any.
1041
01:08:58,202 --> 01:09:00,209
I just told you some stuff that's...
1042
01:09:00,410 --> 01:09:03,257
I'm a drunk.
Drunks forget everything. You know?
1043
01:09:03,449 --> 01:09:04,561
Come on.
1044
01:09:04,761 --> 01:09:08,951
Why? So I can recount the last 15
disgusting years to humiliate myself?
1045
01:09:09,145 --> 01:09:10,607
- No, thanks.
- Why not?
1046
01:09:10,809 --> 01:09:13,591
Because I don't feel like talking about it.
1047
01:09:13,785 --> 01:09:14,767
You too good for me?
1048
01:09:14,968 --> 01:09:17,357
Are you dense?
Did your mom drop you on your head?
1049
01:09:17,560 --> 01:09:20,626
I said no. I don't want to talk about it.
Just drop it.
1050
01:09:36,086 --> 01:09:38,159
God, it's so hard.
1051
01:09:38,647 --> 01:09:41,843
Yo u're a doctor.
That's th e way it's supposed to be.
1052
01:09:42,070 --> 01:09:44,787
We carry our own bags here.
This isn't the Sheraton.
1053
01:09:44,982 --> 01:09:47,883
Your chores are posted.
We will take the stairs.
1054
01:09:48,086 --> 01:09:52,079
What? I paid you a shitload of money.
I am not doing any chores.
1055
01:09:53,110 --> 01:09:54,354
- Pills.
- Booze.
1056
01:09:54,549 --> 01:09:55,498
Coke and sex.
1057
01:09:58,677 --> 01:10:00,684
It's your daughter, Darian, Deirdre.
1058
01:10:00,885 --> 01:10:04,714
Don't worry about Darian.
I tucked herinto bed hours ago.
1059
01:10:05,844 --> 01:10:07,600
So did I.
1060
01:10:08,884 --> 01:10:09,832
No.
1061
01:10:16,883 --> 01:10:18,476
Oh, God!
1062
01:10:18,835 --> 01:10:21,104
It was an unbelievable episode.
I wish you'd seen it.
1063
01:10:21,299 --> 01:10:23,438
Everyone was losing their minds.
1064
01:10:25,075 --> 01:10:26,122
What are you doing?
1065
01:10:26,322 --> 01:10:27,599
Packing.
1066
01:10:28,659 --> 01:10:30,153
What does it look like?
1067
01:10:30,482 --> 01:10:33,068
- You're not leaving for a couple days.
- So?
1068
01:10:33,266 --> 01:10:35,949
I am leaving. Might as well get ready.
1069
01:10:36,146 --> 01:10:38,731
There's no point in making
this room all homey...
1070
01:10:38,930 --> 01:10:40,785
...for only, like, 42 more hours.
1071
01:10:41,361 --> 01:10:44,557
There's 20 minutes left till curfew.
Let's get ice cream.
1072
01:10:44,881 --> 01:10:47,270
- Satisfy your sugar cravings.
- No, thanks.
1073
01:10:53,840 --> 01:10:55,563
You don't have to do this.
1074
01:10:55,760 --> 01:10:56,708
Do what?
1075
01:11:00,944 --> 01:11:03,562
How do you know what I have to do?
Have you ever left rehab?
1076
01:11:03,759 --> 01:11:04,708
No, but I...
1077
01:11:04,911 --> 01:11:08,173
You've never left rehab,
so you don't know what you're talking about.
1078
01:11:08,399 --> 01:11:11,694
True, but I have been a part of
some very emotional sing-outs...
1079
01:11:11,919 --> 01:11:14,439
I'm sorry. That's right.
You sang "Lean On Me" a few times.
1080
01:11:14,639 --> 01:11:16,613
The stupidest cheesy song ever.
1081
01:11:16,815 --> 01:11:19,433
You must know about leaving
rehab better than anyone.
1082
01:11:35,917 --> 01:11:39,016
I got an eyelash. Make a wish.
1083
01:11:39,212 --> 01:11:41,121
Custody of my kids.
1084
01:11:42,733 --> 01:11:43,681
Sobriety.
1085
01:11:44,076 --> 01:11:46,410
Come on, baby. We all want that.
1086
01:11:46,604 --> 01:11:48,808
Think of something else.
1087
01:11:49,804 --> 01:11:51,778
My foreskin back.
1088
01:11:52,811 --> 01:11:55,080
No one asked me before they took it.
1089
01:11:55,787 --> 01:11:57,096
They just took it.
1090
01:11:58,443 --> 01:12:01,029
Way to share, Gerhardt. Way to share.
1091
01:12:02,922 --> 01:12:04,483
Okay, here we go.
1092
01:12:08,906 --> 01:12:10,183
All gone.
1093
01:12:45,959 --> 01:12:46,907
Read the sign.
1094
01:12:47,110 --> 01:12:49,215
Betty, where's the love?
1095
01:12:52,678 --> 01:12:53,955
Daniel, wow.
1096
01:12:54,279 --> 01:12:55,937
Guzzling Gwen.
1097
01:12:57,510 --> 01:12:58,721
What happened?
1098
01:12:58,918 --> 01:13:01,307
This? I honest to God don't know.
1099
01:13:02,758 --> 01:13:05,954
Well, it's really nice to see you.
1100
01:13:06,373 --> 01:13:07,322
Get a room.
1101
01:13:08,326 --> 01:13:09,918
Oh, my God, it's a joke!
1102
01:13:10,117 --> 01:13:12,604
It's a miracle! Oh, you know what?
1103
01:13:12,805 --> 01:13:15,455
I could use your medical expertise,
if you got a second.
1104
01:13:15,653 --> 01:13:17,082
I got a second.
1105
01:13:18,533 --> 01:13:21,881
- Use a condom.
- Ah, two! Two in one day!
1106
01:13:26,627 --> 01:13:27,772
Gerhardt?
1107
01:13:30,659 --> 01:13:34,303
I wrote this for Andrea's going away,
and that is for you.
1108
01:13:34,595 --> 01:13:36,057
- Am I the lead?
- Yes.
1109
01:13:36,259 --> 01:13:38,626
If you could do that, that would be great.
1110
01:13:38,819 --> 01:13:40,160
I should direct this.
1111
01:13:40,355 --> 01:13:42,526
- You don't want me.
- You'll be great.
1112
01:13:42,723 --> 01:13:43,868
Gwen, I'll ruin it.
1113
01:13:44,066 --> 01:13:45,692
You get to wear lipstick.
1114
01:13:45,890 --> 01:13:46,838
Really?
1115
01:13:47,042 --> 01:13:50,205
So just think Meryl Streep.
1116
01:13:50,402 --> 01:13:52,606
Think Cry in th e Dark. Remember?
1117
01:13:52,801 --> 01:13:55,168
"Dingo stole my baby.
A dingo stole my baby."
1118
01:13:55,362 --> 01:13:58,874
Andrea D., mail pickup at the Parker cabin,
main room.
1119
01:13:59,073 --> 01:14:00,666
Okay, go. Go, go.
1120
01:14:06,752 --> 01:14:09,207
- Gerhardt, come on!
- All right. Okay.
1121
01:14:14,400 --> 01:14:15,807
Watch the phone.
1122
01:14:17,919 --> 01:14:19,861
Somebody sent you a cute little monkey.
1123
01:14:20,064 --> 01:14:22,911
We used to make those here.
They're real easy.
1124
01:14:23,103 --> 01:14:25,339
You take a string, tie it around the toes.
1125
01:14:26,047 --> 01:14:27,192
Becomes the head.
1126
01:14:27,839 --> 01:14:29,180
And arms...
1127
01:14:29,567 --> 01:14:30,515
Come here.
1128
01:14:33,182 --> 01:14:34,197
Sit down.
1129
01:14:37,982 --> 01:14:40,218
Hello, everybody. My name's Gwen.
1130
01:14:42,205 --> 01:14:45,980
I'm an alcoholic and an addict.
But I guess you already know that.
1131
01:14:47,005 --> 01:14:48,663
In honor of Andrea's departure...
1132
01:14:49,085 --> 01:14:51,157
...instead of singing
"Lean On Me" yet again...
1133
01:14:52,412 --> 01:14:55,379
...we have our own version of Santa Cruz.
1134
01:14:57,436 --> 01:14:58,996
I hope you like it.
1135
01:15:00,187 --> 01:15:01,649
And now...
1136
01:15:01,851 --> 01:15:04,601
...Santa Booze.
1137
01:15:17,082 --> 01:15:19,221
Oh, Falcon. I am so afraid.
1138
01:15:19,418 --> 01:15:21,557
When they find I've taken
you out of the hospital...
1139
01:15:21,755 --> 01:15:24,569
...Mother and Dr. Griffin
Hartley are sure to come here.
1140
01:15:24,762 --> 01:15:26,420
What will we do?
1141
01:15:26,746 --> 01:15:28,818
If I can't be without...
1142
01:15:29,018 --> 01:15:29,911
With you.
1143
01:15:30,105 --> 01:15:34,513
If I can't be with you,
I would rather be dead.
1144
01:15:36,985 --> 01:15:40,280
But, dear God,
the tiny clusters of tumors in my brain.
1145
01:15:40,472 --> 01:15:43,669
Oh, God, the tiny little
clusters of tumors in his brain!
1146
01:15:43,864 --> 01:15:45,522
Somebody, help! Oh, God!
1147
01:15:45,720 --> 01:15:46,668
Wait...
1148
01:15:46,872 --> 01:15:48,911
...I have some pills that...
1149
01:15:50,263 --> 01:15:52,303
I'm okay. It's okay. I'm okay.
1150
01:15:52,504 --> 01:15:53,878
Oh, Falcon...
1151
01:15:54,072 --> 01:15:55,315
...hold me.
1152
01:15:58,935 --> 01:16:01,139
I knew we'd find you two together.
1153
01:16:02,615 --> 01:16:04,273
Darian, your lover...
1154
01:16:04,662 --> 01:16:07,444
...is also your sister!
1155
01:16:08,118 --> 01:16:09,231
No!
1156
01:16:09,430 --> 01:16:10,358
It's not possible.
1157
01:16:10,550 --> 01:16:11,794
It is not possible.
1158
01:16:13,302 --> 01:16:15,189
Deirdre, darling, I have some bad news.
1159
01:16:15,382 --> 01:16:19,920
Your daughter, Darian,
Falcon's lover and sister...
1160
01:16:20,117 --> 01:16:21,939
...is also carrying my baby.
1161
01:16:22,133 --> 01:16:23,562
- No!
- No!
1162
01:16:23,765 --> 01:16:24,692
Oh, God!
1163
01:16:25,813 --> 01:16:27,722
Get out of here! Get out of here!
1164
01:16:28,244 --> 01:16:31,473
All right. I got no problem
getting out of here. I'll do this.
1165
01:16:32,596 --> 01:16:35,083
- What are you doing?
- Improvising. They do that on soaps.
1166
01:16:36,692 --> 01:16:38,382
What are you doing?
1167
01:16:38,580 --> 01:16:40,270
Just improvising. Go with it.
1168
01:16:40,500 --> 01:16:43,533
- Oh! But, no, my tumors!
- It's the melio...
1169
01:16:44,308 --> 01:16:46,893
Melagioma nestrocytroma.
1170
01:16:47,635 --> 01:16:50,221
Whatever. I'm sorry.
There's nothing I can do.
1171
01:16:51,186 --> 01:16:52,463
What are you doing?
1172
01:16:52,658 --> 01:16:54,763
It says in the script that we kiss.
1173
01:16:57,906 --> 01:17:00,688
I like you, bon voyage,
but I'm not kissing Gerhardt.
1174
01:17:01,330 --> 01:17:02,279
Okay, everybody.
1175
01:17:02,482 --> 01:17:06,093
Excellent work. That was really good sharing.
I really enjoyed that.
1176
01:17:06,289 --> 01:17:08,972
Good use of feeling words and all that.
Give me more.
1177
01:17:09,266 --> 01:17:10,214
Who are you?
1178
01:17:10,417 --> 01:17:12,272
Evelyn. Don't you recognize the hat?
1179
01:17:12,465 --> 01:17:15,181
Okay, but seeing as you're all addicts...
1180
01:17:15,377 --> 01:17:19,370
...drugs, sex,
the same story line for 16 years...
1181
01:17:19,632 --> 01:17:23,079
...here are some therapeutic
tools to keep you going.
1182
01:17:24,527 --> 01:17:28,357
Sometimes you gotta kiss
ass before you can kick it.
1183
01:17:28,560 --> 01:17:31,975
It's the engine that kills you,
not the caboose.
1184
01:17:32,175 --> 01:17:35,044
Make love, not war.
1185
01:17:36,495 --> 01:17:40,139
Don't ever be someone's slogan,
because you are poetry.
1186
01:17:42,799 --> 01:17:44,042
Thank you.
1187
01:17:44,750 --> 01:17:46,092
You're welcome.
1188
01:17:50,574 --> 01:17:54,730
You missed a damn fine show.
All your favorite characters were there.
1189
01:17:55,790 --> 01:17:57,415
Yeah, well, I'm happy for you.
1190
01:18:03,149 --> 01:18:04,807
You can't still be mad at me.
1191
01:18:06,093 --> 01:18:09,867
Listen, I'm sorry I said that.
You're not dense.
1192
01:18:10,508 --> 01:18:12,417
You're great. And...
1193
01:18:12,748 --> 01:18:15,203
That's why I didn't want to rehash...
1194
01:18:15,403 --> 01:18:19,015
...my entire disgusting history
in front of you, because...
1195
01:18:27,467 --> 01:18:29,703
And what you'll think. You'll just...
1196
01:18:31,882 --> 01:18:35,494
I know people's perceptions of girls
who screw other girls' boyfriends.
1197
01:18:35,690 --> 01:18:39,683
I know what the world's perception
is on somebody who goes into a bar...
1198
01:18:39,882 --> 01:18:43,427
...and realizes hours later I've
left my 3-year-old godson in the car.
1199
01:18:43,626 --> 01:18:46,495
People don't like people like that.
I don't like people like that.
1200
01:18:46,697 --> 01:18:50,177
Those are just things you've done.
Not who you are.
1201
01:18:50,665 --> 01:18:52,640
People make mistakes, you know?
1202
01:18:53,545 --> 01:18:55,072
Who you are is just fine.
1203
01:18:55,817 --> 01:18:56,962
More than fine.
1204
01:19:05,704 --> 01:19:07,842
Jasper. What are you doing here?
1205
01:19:08,040 --> 01:19:11,007
I was looking for you.
Successfully, as it turns out.
1206
01:19:11,207 --> 01:19:13,596
I meant,
why aren't you at your parents' house?
1207
01:19:13,799 --> 01:19:16,482
I realized,
what with them being completely senile...
1208
01:19:16,679 --> 01:19:19,940
...I could thank them for a great time,
they'll think I made the trip.
1209
01:19:20,134 --> 01:19:22,436
See, I thought you might be lonely.
1210
01:19:22,662 --> 01:19:23,644
This is Eddie.
1211
01:19:23,974 --> 01:19:25,599
He's a patient here.
1212
01:19:26,437 --> 01:19:27,899
And he's from Oklahoma.
1213
01:19:28,102 --> 01:19:30,338
How do you do, Eddie from Oklahoma?
I'm Jasper.
1214
01:19:32,038 --> 01:19:34,558
I'll leave you guys to it, then.
1215
01:19:34,757 --> 01:19:36,448
Hang on, I don't know about that.
1216
01:19:36,645 --> 01:19:40,256
You see, the way I see it, Gwennie,
we've got two options here.
1217
01:19:40,453 --> 01:19:43,005
Scenario 1:
We let Eddie head off to the showers...
1218
01:19:43,205 --> 01:19:47,067
...wash off that manly sweat, and we
could bullshit our way through the day.
1219
01:19:47,268 --> 01:19:48,348
Or scenario 2:
1220
01:19:48,580 --> 01:19:51,362
We could acknowledge the
awkward situation we're in.
1221
01:19:51,555 --> 01:19:53,311
I don't know what you mean.
1222
01:19:53,508 --> 01:19:57,086
That's a clear vote for scenario 1.
How about you, Eddie from Oklahoma?
1223
01:19:57,315 --> 01:19:59,006
Care to weigh in?
1224
01:19:59,203 --> 01:20:00,992
Abstaining? Interesting.
1225
01:20:01,219 --> 01:20:04,219
That leaves only me in favor
of calling a spade a spade.
1226
01:20:04,419 --> 01:20:08,161
And saying, pardon me, but I'd prefer
if you wouldn't sleep with my fianc�e.
1227
01:20:10,498 --> 01:20:12,156
You got the wrong idea here, pal.
1228
01:20:12,354 --> 01:20:14,012
Don't call me "pal."
1229
01:20:14,306 --> 01:20:17,120
I'm not your pal.
And don't treat me like an idiot.
1230
01:20:17,313 --> 01:20:19,768
Do me that one courtesy,
because I'm not that, either.
1231
01:20:19,969 --> 01:20:22,969
In fact, I've got more brain cells...
1232
01:20:23,170 --> 01:20:25,919
...than your entire redneck
family all put together.
1233
01:20:26,113 --> 01:20:26,974
Don't be a jerk.
1234
01:20:27,168 --> 01:20:29,143
Gwen, don't be a slut. Back off, pal.
1235
01:20:34,337 --> 01:20:35,995
Go. Go.
1236
01:20:39,488 --> 01:20:41,692
- Let me see it. Let me just...
- Get off!
1237
01:20:48,607 --> 01:20:50,494
Let's put some ice on it.
1238
01:20:50,847 --> 01:20:52,091
Come on.
1239
01:20:52,927 --> 01:20:54,072
This way.
1240
01:21:21,948 --> 01:21:22,897
Honey, wake up.
1241
01:21:23,836 --> 01:21:25,876
Somebody! Somebody! Come!
1242
01:21:27,452 --> 01:21:29,361
Gwen, what is it?
1243
01:21:31,068 --> 01:21:32,148
Go back in your rooms!
1244
01:21:32,507 --> 01:21:34,896
What did you do? Your hands are so cold.
1245
01:21:35,099 --> 01:21:35,928
Hurry up!
1246
01:21:36,443 --> 01:21:37,391
What happened?
1247
01:21:37,595 --> 01:21:39,121
- She took that.
- Well, what?
1248
01:21:39,323 --> 01:21:41,232
I don't know what this is! Get somebody!
1249
01:21:41,467 --> 01:21:43,703
We have an emergency. Send an ambulance.
1250
01:21:44,603 --> 01:21:45,585
Let me in.
1251
01:21:45,786 --> 01:21:47,030
Get back in your rooms!
1252
01:21:55,610 --> 01:21:57,333
Oh, Jesus.
1253
01:22:04,665 --> 01:22:08,887
I'd rath erbe dreaming than living
1254
01:22:09,752 --> 01:22:12,786
Living's just too hard to do
1255
01:22:14,808 --> 01:22:17,296
It's chances, not choices
1256
01:22:17,624 --> 01:22:20,045
Noises, not voices
1257
01:22:20,503 --> 01:22:24,594
A day's just a thing to get thro ugh
1258
01:22:26,007 --> 01:22:28,854
Living's just too hard to do
1259
01:22:31,094 --> 01:22:33,909
Dreams might be pretend
1260
01:22:34,102 --> 01:22:36,306
But at least dreams end
1261
01:22:36,502 --> 01:22:41,236
And Ijust can't stop thinking, you see
1262
01:22:42,325 --> 01:22:46,122
Th ought's a small comfort to me
1263
01:22:47,477 --> 01:22:51,251
We as a community have all been
deeply affected by our loss.
1264
01:22:51,445 --> 01:22:55,220
I'd like to begin with how I feel.
And that's...
1265
01:22:55,541 --> 01:22:56,850
...scared.
1266
01:22:58,100 --> 01:23:02,410
Because I've heard so many people here say,
"I just want to use one more time."
1267
01:23:04,724 --> 01:23:08,073
Andrea's "one more time"
was what killed her.
1268
01:23:09,907 --> 01:23:11,729
She didn't kill herself.
1269
01:23:12,275 --> 01:23:13,769
She used.
1270
01:23:14,099 --> 01:23:15,692
She overdosed.
1271
01:23:16,435 --> 01:23:17,864
That's what happens...
1272
01:23:23,666 --> 01:23:24,876
There's nothing...
1273
01:23:25,490 --> 01:23:28,752
...you or I or anybody
could've done about it.
1274
01:23:29,553 --> 01:23:32,236
It's important. You need to understand this.
1275
01:23:50,480 --> 01:23:51,724
It's me.
1276
01:23:52,912 --> 01:23:53,991
What happened?
1277
01:23:56,175 --> 01:23:57,669
Are you all right?
1278
01:24:41,132 --> 01:24:42,310
Gwennie?
1279
01:24:43,308 --> 01:24:44,388
I'm sorry.
1280
01:24:46,731 --> 01:24:48,258
I don't know...
1281
01:24:50,667 --> 01:24:53,187
You want to know how I feel?
1282
01:24:54,890 --> 01:24:58,021
How I always felt around you?
1283
01:25:00,331 --> 01:25:01,279
Small.
1284
01:25:02,634 --> 01:25:04,259
You have this...
1285
01:25:05,289 --> 01:25:06,631
...way.
1286
01:25:07,209 --> 01:25:09,445
You know, it's that Mom thing.
1287
01:25:09,641 --> 01:25:12,161
That amazing gravitational force.
1288
01:25:12,425 --> 01:25:16,036
Even when she was a mess,
you know, the world noticed her.
1289
01:25:17,672 --> 01:25:18,621
You have that.
1290
01:25:20,073 --> 01:25:21,502
And I guess...
1291
01:25:22,249 --> 01:25:25,663
...I figured that you always knew that.
1292
01:25:27,208 --> 01:25:30,175
I don't know. When I went back home...
1293
01:25:31,752 --> 01:25:33,759
...I started thinking.
1294
01:25:34,984 --> 01:25:38,300
And maybe you don't know that...
1295
01:25:39,207 --> 01:25:40,800
...about yourself.
1296
01:25:43,783 --> 01:25:46,598
I mean, who would've told you, you know?
Not me.
1297
01:25:47,526 --> 01:25:49,697
The only thing I ever told you was...
1298
01:25:49,894 --> 01:25:51,869
...what a pain in the ass you were.
1299
01:25:54,501 --> 01:25:56,443
I am a pain in the ass.
1300
01:25:58,501 --> 01:26:00,956
Even a pain in the ass needs...
1301
01:26:01,381 --> 01:26:02,810
...someone...
1302
01:26:03,685 --> 01:26:05,376
...to take care of them.
1303
01:26:08,421 --> 01:26:10,111
I didn't do that.
1304
01:26:11,940 --> 01:26:13,282
I didn't...
1305
01:26:15,332 --> 01:26:17,437
...and I should have.
1306
01:26:20,323 --> 01:26:23,323
I should have helped you with your homework.
1307
01:26:24,163 --> 01:26:26,912
I should have walked you home after school.
1308
01:26:28,835 --> 01:26:32,729
Sometimes I'd be walking with my friends,
and I'd see you...
1309
01:26:33,570 --> 01:26:36,505
...half a block ahead, all alone.
1310
01:26:37,762 --> 01:26:39,453
You were so little.
1311
01:26:41,410 --> 01:26:43,930
Well, so were you.
1312
01:26:49,121 --> 01:26:51,838
I never asked for help, so...
1313
01:26:54,401 --> 01:26:57,215
But you needed it. Didn't you?
1314
01:26:58,753 --> 01:27:00,476
And everybody does.
1315
01:27:02,848 --> 01:27:03,863
Yep.
1316
01:27:21,214 --> 01:27:23,669
I'm sorry I make it so
impossible to love me.
1317
01:27:23,870 --> 01:27:27,033
You make it impossible
for me not to love you.
1318
01:27:49,052 --> 01:27:51,223
Ninety meetings in ninety days.
1319
01:27:51,452 --> 01:27:53,940
And ask for help. It's always there.
1320
01:27:54,172 --> 01:27:55,120
Anything else?
1321
01:27:55,324 --> 01:27:57,047
Just goodbye.
1322
01:27:59,932 --> 01:28:02,615
Jeremiah was a bullfrog
1323
01:28:02,811 --> 01:28:05,178
Was a good friend ofmine
1324
01:28:05,371 --> 01:28:08,502
I never understood A single word he said
1325
01:28:08,698 --> 01:28:11,993
But I help ed him drink his wine
1326
01:28:12,378 --> 01:28:15,225
And he always had Some mighty fine wine
1327
01:28:15,705 --> 01:28:17,112
Take care, sweetie.
1328
01:28:17,306 --> 01:28:18,735
Joy to th e world
1329
01:28:20,346 --> 01:28:22,484
All th e boys and girls
1330
01:28:23,865 --> 01:28:27,127
Joy to th e fishes In th e deep blue sea
1331
01:28:27,545 --> 01:28:29,683
Joy to you and me
1332
01:28:31,224 --> 01:28:34,355
Ifl were th e king of th e world
1333
01:28:34,712 --> 01:28:37,843
I'll tell you what I'd do
1334
01:28:38,328 --> 01:28:41,776
I'd thro w away th e cars
And th e bras and th e war
1335
01:28:42,008 --> 01:28:44,877
And make sweet love to you
1336
01:28:52,631 --> 01:28:54,387
Look, I messed up.
1337
01:28:55,062 --> 01:28:56,688
I got riled up.
1338
01:28:56,886 --> 01:29:00,628
There isn't a lot I can do about it now,
except to say I'm sorry.
1339
01:29:02,806 --> 01:29:05,195
And you know, people make mistakes.
1340
01:29:06,102 --> 01:29:08,469
If you can't handle that, if you...
1341
01:29:09,525 --> 01:29:10,899
If you want to decide that...
1342
01:29:11,126 --> 01:29:14,093
...my messing up means I'm
not worth being your friend...
1343
01:29:14,293 --> 01:29:16,333
...then you're not as
smart as you think you are.
1344
01:29:19,349 --> 01:29:21,204
That guy, Jasper.
1345
01:29:21,748 --> 01:29:23,210
I don't know him.
1346
01:29:23,860 --> 01:29:27,788
But I do know that he is dangerous for you.
1347
01:30:46,893 --> 01:30:47,908
Wait.
1348
01:30:49,038 --> 01:30:49,986
Turkey.
1349
01:30:50,413 --> 01:30:53,380
Meant to be symbolic of my behavior
last time we saw each other.
1350
01:30:53,581 --> 01:30:55,818
I tried to track down some roasted asshole,
but...
1351
01:30:57,228 --> 01:30:58,657
Listen, all right?
1352
01:30:59,052 --> 01:31:02,401
I've been thinking about us.
I can change if you want me to.
1353
01:31:02,604 --> 01:31:05,157
And we can have a totally different life.
All right?
1354
01:31:05,356 --> 01:31:06,917
I'll buy running shoes.
1355
01:31:07,116 --> 01:31:10,050
We'll take up yoga or jogging.
We'll be organized.
1356
01:31:10,252 --> 01:31:11,975
Pay our bills, floss our teeth.
1357
01:31:12,172 --> 01:31:14,244
We won't set fire to the apartment anymore.
1358
01:31:14,475 --> 01:31:17,093
I'll buy a goldfish,
and we'll be like normal people.
1359
01:31:17,771 --> 01:31:19,200
You hate normal people.
1360
01:31:19,435 --> 01:31:22,152
No. What I hate is being without you.
1361
01:31:24,907 --> 01:31:27,110
You don't want to do this on your own,
do you?
1362
01:31:31,498 --> 01:31:32,708
We have to go.
1363
01:31:32,905 --> 01:31:35,458
Ten people die,
but 500 people have an amazing time...
1364
01:31:35,658 --> 01:31:38,472
...chasing this cheese in
the middle of the Cotswolds.
1365
01:31:38,665 --> 01:31:42,210
The only person who dies,
should really die, is old women.
1366
01:31:42,409 --> 01:31:44,797
Jasper, do you ever shut up?
1367
01:31:46,344 --> 01:31:47,238
I'm sorry.
1368
01:31:47,433 --> 01:31:50,116
But it's just that, you know,
if I'm gonna really...
1369
01:31:50,312 --> 01:31:52,865
Stay clean and sober,
as they say in the program.
1370
01:31:53,992 --> 01:31:56,807
Yeah. But it's not that simple.
1371
01:31:57,288 --> 01:31:58,946
Everything has to be different.
1372
01:31:59,144 --> 01:32:00,420
Absolutely.
1373
01:32:00,807 --> 01:32:03,295
And that includes us.
1374
01:32:03,495 --> 01:32:07,357
I'm trying to change things in me.
1375
01:32:07,591 --> 01:32:09,795
- I'm trying to...
- Look who's here.
1376
01:32:10,342 --> 01:32:11,684
Hey, Marty.
1377
01:32:12,710 --> 01:32:13,604
Elaine, look.
1378
01:32:14,054 --> 01:32:15,647
I was hoping I'd find you here.
1379
01:32:15,846 --> 01:32:19,555
My God, she's alive.
Gwennie's back in action.
1380
01:32:19,750 --> 01:32:22,881
Celebrate with us.
We got a monster table going in the back.
1381
01:32:23,110 --> 01:32:24,124
Excellent idea.
1382
01:32:24,485 --> 01:32:26,525
We're in the middle of something now.
1383
01:32:26,725 --> 01:32:28,002
Oh, come on, Gwennie.
1384
01:32:30,821 --> 01:32:33,188
Give us a couple of minutes. We'll be over.
1385
01:32:36,549 --> 01:32:38,207
That was really embarrassing.
1386
01:32:53,347 --> 01:32:54,940
Where are you going?
1387
01:32:55,427 --> 01:32:56,539
They're waiting.
1388
01:32:57,730 --> 01:33:00,577
We'll just go in the back,
have a soda water, and then go.
1389
01:33:00,770 --> 01:33:03,323
They just want to say welcome home. Come on.
1390
01:33:09,505 --> 01:33:10,520
What are you doing?
1391
01:33:10,721 --> 01:33:14,944
I don't know. I'm just trying to make
my outsides match my insides, I guess.
1392
01:33:17,025 --> 01:33:18,301
Leave the horse alone.
1393
01:33:19,200 --> 01:33:20,607
Oh, come on.
1394
01:33:27,520 --> 01:33:29,244
I just need help!
1395
01:33:29,440 --> 01:33:31,164
Right now!
1396
01:33:45,118 --> 01:33:47,966
I can control the little things.
1397
01:33:49,247 --> 01:33:51,418
Then I just have to let go.
1398
01:33:52,638 --> 01:33:55,256
And it's up to somebody else.
1399
01:34:05,181 --> 01:34:06,839
The hoof's looking pretty good.
1400
01:34:07,773 --> 01:34:09,977
Yeah, it does, doesn't it?
1401
01:34:10,172 --> 01:34:11,481
Are we all fixed now?
1402
01:34:12,572 --> 01:34:14,133
Not yet...
1403
01:34:14,780 --> 01:34:16,187
...but I'm getting there.
1404
01:34:16,380 --> 01:34:18,388
What else have you gotta do?
Check his teeth?
1405
01:34:29,819 --> 01:34:30,932
Bye, Jasper.
1406
01:34:57,657 --> 01:35:01,715
Sir, I can't replace the plant
just because you killed it.
1407
01:35:01,912 --> 01:35:03,057
I did not kill it.
1408
01:35:03,256 --> 01:35:06,355
It was sick or something.
I gave it everything.
1409
01:35:06,551 --> 01:35:08,559
I was talking to it, telling it stories.
1410
01:35:08,760 --> 01:35:11,247
I drew a sketch of it and
put it on my refrigerator.
1411
01:35:11,448 --> 01:35:13,041
Did you water it?
1412
01:35:15,735 --> 01:35:19,313
It's important that I did not kill
this plant. Do you understand?
1413
01:35:19,511 --> 01:35:22,194
If you're just saying that
because that's your excuse...
1414
01:35:22,391 --> 01:35:24,114
...you have to understand...
1415
01:35:25,398 --> 01:35:28,115
You can't mess with...
I'm never gonna get laid.
1416
01:35:29,334 --> 01:35:33,807
You obviously don't care.
And that's one thing I do, is care.
1417
01:35:34,037 --> 01:35:36,142
I feel sorry for all the plants in here.
1418
01:35:38,005 --> 01:35:39,499
I'm going home.
1419
01:35:44,053 --> 01:35:45,841
I killed the plant.
1420
01:35:46,549 --> 01:35:48,436
It's okay. It's okay.
1421
01:35:48,629 --> 01:35:50,571
I killed the plant.
1422
01:35:50,772 --> 01:35:54,033
It's okay. You still have your dog.
1423
01:35:54,772 --> 01:35:57,161
I don't even think he likes me.
1424
01:35:58,132 --> 01:36:00,849
I don't want to, I just...
1425
01:36:02,515 --> 01:36:05,166
What are you doing here?
It's so good to see you!
1426
01:36:53,647 --> 01:36:58,120
It looks like somewhere out
in the middle of nowhere.
1427
01:36:58,830 --> 01:37:00,489
- I see trees...
- No cell phones.
1428
01:37:00,686 --> 01:37:03,620
We carry our own bags here.
This isn't the Sheraton.
1429
01:37:07,438 --> 01:37:08,714
Hey, Falcon.
1430
01:37:09,102 --> 01:37:10,149
What?
1431
01:37:11,853 --> 01:37:13,544
I don't mean to bother you, but...
1432
01:37:14,381 --> 01:37:18,756
Don't miss tonight's lecture:
"Is God An Alcoholic?"
107164
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.