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I opened a cafe with my friend, Boo.
Yeah, she's dead now.
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Thank you for coming in today.
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That kind of thing won't get
you very far here any more.
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Oh! Argh!
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I suppose you should meet Hillary.
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She's beautiful!
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Mum died three years ago.
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Loo, doo, ooh, badoo!
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All right, Dad?
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Dad's way of coping with two
motherless daughters was to buy us
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tickets to feminist lectures,
start fucking our godmother,
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and eventually stop calling.
Did you take the sculpture?
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What sculpture?
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Martin's being lovely.
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I am not drunk. Always drunk.
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Jake's her step—son. He's really
weird, probably clinically,
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but no—one really talks about that.
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No. I got the Finland promotion.
That's amazing! Thank you.
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People make mistakes.
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Your husband tried to kiss
me on your birthday.
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I'm just going to say this once.
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He didn't try to kiss you.
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He says it was more like the other
way around. Believe me!
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How can I believe you?
Because I'm your sister!
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After what you did to Boo?
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I'm sorry. I think you should go.
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# Strangers in the night
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# Exchanging glances
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# Wondering in the night
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# What were the chances
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# We'd be sharing love
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# Before the night was through? #
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KNOCK ON DOOR
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Can I do anything?
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No, thank you.
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They've gone. So...
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# Was so exciting
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# Something in my heart... #
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Thank you.
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# ..told me I must have you. #
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This is a love story.
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You know when you've done
everything? When you've been all...
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Squat! Squat! Squat! Squat!
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..and...
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You've even...
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Do you want to have sex?
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No!
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Can I at least go down on you? No!
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You've done everything,
and you feel great.
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You're not even thinking about...
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You don't even think about...
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And even though your sister
still hates you... Thank you.
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..you're pretending to be friends
because your dad is...
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I'm joking, he's just there...
Here's to love.
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..and engaged.
ALL: To love!
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Love. Hey!
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Urgh.
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Congratulations, you assholes!
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THEY LAUGH
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HE TAPS A GLASS
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STAMMERING: So, it means a great
deal to both of us
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that you, that we,
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the family, are...
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..are all...
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..together here for a very special
family, er...
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..gang—bang, um...
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TENTATIVE LAUGHTER
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It's just, you know, being here...
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..you know, I know we've had our...
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Cos I...
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I have the feeling, um...
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..in...here...
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So I just want to say...
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..very much.
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And that's it. Oh, darling!
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Congratulations, Dad.
Congratulations! Cheers.
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May these be the worst of our days.
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Don't know who this guy is.
Happy for you, old boy.
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Best decision a man can make.
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Urgh.
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You look well. Thank you.
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Right. Wine, everyone?
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I'd love some wine.
Oh, you'll adore it. I chose it.
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Not for us, thanks.
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Off the sauce!
Six months and counting.
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Why would you do that? We just...
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AT SAME TIME: Don't want to miss a
thing. ..enjoy each other more
this way!
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THEY LAUGH
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I haven't seen her since...
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Except for...
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Nice jumpsuit. Thank you.
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You look well, where've you been?
Boots.
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It's lovely there this time of year.
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Oh, you look fantastic.
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Oh, well, you both look gorgeous!
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Oh, thank you. Is that fur?
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Yes, but it's OK
because it had a stroke.
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Oh, lovely!
LAUGHTER
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I can't go to hell for
that, can I, Father?
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No. Not as long as you confess.
Oh, God, he's their priest.
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Then you've nothing to fucking worry
about! Their cool, sweary priest.
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Love the Catholics! You can get away
with anything. A lot of them did!
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LAUGHTER
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It's an honour to be marrying
you two. Thank you.
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I didn't realise you were allowed
out without your little doggy thing.
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Oh, sorry, have I disappointed you?
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Of course not. Devastated.
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Can I get you another bottle?
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Needy waitress. Ah, no, it's all
right. We've already ordered wine.
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Oh, no, really?
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I'll have another tequila.
I'll have a tequila.
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Great, thank you so much.
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Can I get a glass of sparkling water
with a dash of lime, please?
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Oh, yes, I'll have the same.
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Dream team.
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THEY CHUCKLE SMUGLY
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You know the most fascinating
thing about Father here,
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is that his mother was
originally a lesbi...!
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SHE SIGHS
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You do look tired.
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Oh, it's not as exhausting as I
thought it would be, actually.
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She's commuting from Finland.
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She has narrowed down her packing
to a ten—minute turnaround.
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It's... Fabulous! It's all about...
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Rolling it up, rather than...
Folding it.
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I read about that. Now, are you sure
you don't want any wine?
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Oh, no, thank you!
It really is delicious.
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I admire you both so much.
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Well, it's really turned us around,
hasn't it, honey?
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Oh, so much more energy.
You know, in Finland...
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Is there a reason that you're not
drinking? He's an alcoholic.
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Oh, fun, my parents are alcoholics.
Oh, great.
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We thought it'd be easier
if we did it together,
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and I don't really like the taste...
And we are trying for a baby!
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Oh, Claire!
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We thought you couldn't have them!
What? Why?
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Well, you just seem a little...
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Well, they say a lifestyle change
can help, so here we go.
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That is so exciting, darling.
Thanks, Dad.
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Good luck. That's wonderful.
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Something's up. And now you have the
money to pay for proper help.
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Ghastly without help, I imagine.
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Tell us about Finland.
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Oh, well, it's, um...
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..cold and beautiful and dark.
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I think she might be happy.
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It's a lot of pressure, but I love
it. I have this amazing new partner
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out there, he's really pushed the
company forward...
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I can't remember the last time we
went away.
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Weren't you both in Japan recently?
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Japan, wow. Oh, yes, but that was
just a little fortnight.
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Don't ask her!
Why were you in Japan?
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Well, the... I was...
Oh, sorry, darling.
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Oh, no, no. Thank you.
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They flew us over
with the Sexhibition.
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HE INTERRUPTS
Sorry, darling, do you want to...?
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No, no, no. No? Oh.
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You see, you think of the Japanese
as a very prudish people.
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Not to generalise.
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But actually they have a very deep
interest in sex in their culture,
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it's just hidden in the underbelly.
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It's not allowed to come to the
surface. Fair enough.
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TALKING OVER EACH OTHER:
They really... The honesty of the
Sexhibition...
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The Americans, oh, well... Well,
they just took me in their stride.
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But the Japanese were deeply moved
by my work, I think.
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Weren't they, darling? Yeah.
It caused quite a cultural wave.
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A ripple.
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Wave.
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No—one's asked me a question
in 45 minutes. So what do you do?
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Er, I run a cafe.
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Oh, wow.
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It's going well, is it?
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Yes, it is. It really is.
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It actually is.
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It is.
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HE LAUGHS
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Can I get anyone any ice?
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Fellow smoker.
Do you have a spare one? Sure.
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So, do your family get
together much, or...?
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Fuck you, then.
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We should wait.
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OK.
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He's such a lovely man. Yes.
THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER
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Did you have a cigarette? Yeah.
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I just, I wish you
could've seen him in...
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You know, they can't even
masturbate!
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Shit alive, man. Oh, sorry.
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We were just saying, it's
fascinating,
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the notion of a calling.
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Yeah, well, marriage
is a calling, too, of course.
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Did you always want to join the
priesthood? Oh, fuck, no.
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THEY LAUGH
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Sorry.
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No, no, no. I came quite late to it,
actually, but it's been a really
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good life to me.
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I've really found peace in it.
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Is anyone in your family
in the Church?
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Actually, both my parents
are lawyers and my brother
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is a long—distance lorry driver.
How unusual!
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Are your parents successful?
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They were very successful
alcoholics, yeah.
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THEY LAUGH
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Better than you, anyway.
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No, but beyond them,
my family's literally crawling
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with nuns, so it wasn't
too much of a leap.
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Must be hard on the balls.
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LAUGHTER
Martin!
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Not as hard on them as trying to
make a baby for five months,
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I imagine. Food good?
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This sauce is disgusting.
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Is everything OK?
Oh, it's delicious, thank you.
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Delicious. Lovely, lovely.
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Um, darling...
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No, no. We'lljust pour our
own wine, please.
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Oh, I actually love doing...
Thank you.
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You can pour me some. Oh, thank you.
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So, do you do a lot
of older weddings?
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I don't think that's how we...
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No, this is my first—ever wedding,
actually.
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ALL: Oh!
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Do you know, I've always
been so suspicious of religion,
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but I must say, I think there's
something rather chic
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about having a real
priest at a wedding.
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HE CHUCKLES
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Are you a real priest?
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Yeah.
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Do you know, it's so nice spending
time getting to know the man
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who's going to marry us.
Is that usual?
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No, but I'm new to the parish,
and I guess I'm just...
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HE LAUGHS
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I'm really fucking lonely!
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LAUGHTER
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So I appreciate this.
Thank you very much.
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New to the parish?
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Father Patrick sadly died,
so I got the gig.
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What did he die of?
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Just, um, time.
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But he was a dedicated man,
he was a brilliant priest.
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Sounds like a riot.
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He was, actually.
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Do you know how we met?
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No. Through Jake.
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Creepy step—son.
He plays the flute...
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ALL: The bassoon.
..in the church band. Just adorable!
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And Claire introduced us
and we just hit it off.
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Didn't we? We did, yeah.
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They did.
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She's donating a painting for the
fete, it's going to cause
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quite the stir!
Oh, it's just an old one.
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Now, listen, um, we don't want
gifts at the wedding.
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I mean, it's enough
that people slug it over
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without then expecting a gift.
253
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So we've decided to ask people
to make a small donation,
254
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to a charity of their
choosing, in our name.
255
00:11:54,438 --> 00:11:56,798
That sounds lovely.
256
00:11:56,798 --> 00:11:59,208
Do you want to know what gift
I'm giving your father? Oh, God.
257
00:11:59,208 --> 00:12:00,968
It's a portrait... Oh, God.
258
00:12:00,968 --> 00:12:04,648
..of you girls. Oh, God. Um...
259
00:12:04,648 --> 00:12:06,798
You mean...? Together, or...?
260
00:12:06,798 --> 00:12:10,008
I'd only need a couple of sittings.
Right. Can't you use photos?
261
00:12:10,008 --> 00:12:11,948
No, because the lighting's
never good enough,
262
00:12:11,948 --> 00:12:14,518
and if you're not very photogenic
then it does you no favours.
263
00:12:14,518 --> 00:12:17,208
And besides, the only photos
there are of you two together
264
00:12:17,208 --> 00:12:20,968
are of when you were children,
and you looked like a boy, so...
265
00:12:20,968 --> 00:12:24,258
You never told me you had a sister,
Claire. Oh, well, we, um...
266
00:12:24,258 --> 00:12:26,928
We don't get to see each other much.
267
00:12:26,928 --> 00:12:29,078
Do you see your brother?
268
00:12:29,078 --> 00:12:30,798
Oh, I don't really
speak to my brother.
269
00:12:30,798 --> 00:12:32,488
Oh, God, how desperately sad!
270
00:12:32,488 --> 00:12:35,409
Why is that? Oh. Um, well...
271
00:12:35,409 --> 00:12:37,008
You don't have to... No, that's OK.
272
00:12:37,008 --> 00:12:39,289
Does he not approve of what you do,
of your choices?
273
00:12:39,289 --> 00:12:41,488
No, it's not that, it's not that.
Is he not in the Church?
274
00:12:41,488 --> 00:12:43,688
No, he's not in the Church.
Oh, it must be so hard!
275
00:12:43,688 --> 00:12:45,978
Well, it's mainly hard...
Is it cos he's Mummy's favourite?
276
00:12:45,978 --> 00:12:49,878
..because he's a paedophile.
277
00:12:49,878 --> 00:12:51,253
Oh.
278
00:12:57,258 --> 00:12:59,289
I'm aware of the irony of that.
279
00:12:59,289 --> 00:13:01,289
LAUGHTER
280
00:13:14,448 --> 00:13:19,008
Just a... Just a breath of air, eh?
281
00:13:19,008 --> 00:13:20,648
Interesting man.
282
00:13:20,648 --> 00:13:22,023
Mm.
283
00:13:23,518 --> 00:13:25,893
No, thanks.
284
00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:31,238
Darling, I'm sorry
I missed your birthday,
285
00:13:31,238 --> 00:13:32,698
so I just got... Oh, that's OK.
286
00:13:32,698 --> 00:13:34,008
No, no. Ijust...
287
00:13:34,008 --> 00:13:36,208
In case you're struggling.
288
00:13:36,208 --> 00:13:39,728
Oh, Dad, the cafe's going well...
No, no, this is not for work.
289
00:13:39,728 --> 00:13:42,978
It's just for you.
290
00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:45,393
Thanks.
291
00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:51,003
You look, er...
292
00:13:51,208 --> 00:13:53,488
..strong.
LAUGHING: Thanks.
293
00:13:53,488 --> 00:13:54,728
Are you?
294
00:13:54,728 --> 00:13:56,169
SHE LAUGHS
295
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,778
Are we going to have a fight?!
No, no! I'm sorry, no.
296
00:13:58,778 --> 00:14:01,419
I just want to check that...
297
00:14:01,419 --> 00:14:04,978
..that you and I are...
298
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:08,698
Well, you're being very...
299
00:14:08,698 --> 00:14:10,598
You're not being naughty.
300
00:14:10,598 --> 00:14:11,878
SHE LAUGHS
301
00:14:11,878 --> 00:14:14,568
No! Why? Oh...
302
00:14:14,568 --> 00:14:16,978
Because, I guess...
303
00:14:16,978 --> 00:14:18,603
Yeah?
304
00:14:19,208 --> 00:14:22,708
..it doesn't matter.
305
00:14:25,648 --> 00:14:27,023
Oh.
306
00:14:28,978 --> 00:14:32,228
OK. Is that right?
307
00:14:35,419 --> 00:14:39,294
I'm happy for you, Dad.
308
00:14:39,648 --> 00:14:41,898
Thank you.
309
00:14:50,228 --> 00:14:54,548
Ah! Thank you.
You're an exceptional waitress.
310
00:14:54,548 --> 00:14:56,758
Apple juice?
311
00:14:56,758 --> 00:14:58,383
Yeah.
312
00:15:01,058 --> 00:15:05,858
I just wanted to say,
I am so intrigued to see
313
00:15:05,858 --> 00:15:09,248
how you're going to make this whole
evening about yourself.
314
00:15:09,248 --> 00:15:11,373
HE LAUGHS
315
00:15:12,338 --> 00:15:14,213
Oh, no.
316
00:15:14,858 --> 00:15:20,169
We probably shouldn't arrive
at the table together.
317
00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:22,858
A lot of people would say praying
is just talking to yourself
318
00:15:22,858 --> 00:15:24,528
in the dark.
HE CHUCKLES
319
00:15:24,528 --> 00:15:26,698
I guess it could look
like that, but, no,
320
00:15:26,698 --> 00:15:28,938
it's more just about connecting
with yourself
321
00:15:28,938 --> 00:15:31,248
at the end of each day.
It takes a bit of effort, but...
322
00:15:31,248 --> 00:15:34,419
Yes, yes, I completely agree.
Positive energy takes work.
323
00:15:34,419 --> 00:15:36,419
In the last six months,
I've excelled.
324
00:15:36,419 --> 00:15:39,149
I take all the negative emotions
and just bottle them and bury them
325
00:15:39,149 --> 00:15:40,918
and they never come out.
I'm not sure...
326
00:15:40,918 --> 00:15:43,038
I've basically never been better.
Us neither.
327
00:15:43,038 --> 00:15:45,038
I feel fantastic!
328
00:15:45,038 --> 00:15:47,308
You're a very positive family,
I must say. Oh, absolutely.
329
00:15:47,308 --> 00:15:49,058
I think it's all about positivity.
330
00:15:49,058 --> 00:15:51,088
It takes real commitment
to be this happy.
331
00:15:51,088 --> 00:15:53,578
It's not just about eating
and drinking well, either.
332
00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:55,808
Putting pine nuts on your salad
doesn't make you a grown—up.
333
00:15:55,808 --> 00:15:57,608
Fucking does. It's about...
334
00:15:57,608 --> 00:16:00,858
Well, in Finland, we, um...
They have this saying,
335
00:16:00,858 --> 00:16:02,578
which I can't quite remember now...
336
00:16:02,578 --> 00:16:04,808
It's, um... It's about
337
00:16:04,808 --> 00:16:07,528
opening yourself up to the people
who want to love you.
338
00:16:07,528 --> 00:16:09,888
And she is wide open lately.
THEY CHUCKLE
339
00:16:09,888 --> 00:16:12,299
What do you do?
Oh, I work in finance.
340
00:16:12,299 --> 00:16:13,498
What? What?
341
00:16:13,498 --> 00:16:15,528
Across two firms, one
in Finland and one here.
342
00:16:15,528 --> 00:16:17,528
No, no, she's a lawyer.
I thought you were a lawyer?
343
00:16:17,528 --> 00:16:19,018
No. What?
344
00:16:19,018 --> 00:16:21,018
I work with lawyers,
I'm not a lawyer.
345
00:16:21,018 --> 00:16:22,608
Darling, you are a solicitor.
346
00:16:22,608 --> 00:16:24,728
I went to business school.
347
00:16:24,728 --> 00:16:32,603
You're being so quiet!
Why aren't you saying anything?
348
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:35,858
What do you want me to say?
Anything!
349
00:16:35,858 --> 00:16:38,138
What's that in your hand?
She doesn't need to...
350
00:16:38,138 --> 00:16:40,688
Birthday present from Dad.
It's a good thing, Claire.
351
00:16:40,688 --> 00:16:43,088
Chunk of change? No, it's, er...
352
00:16:43,088 --> 00:16:45,169
What is it? Don't know.
You don't need to...
353
00:16:45,169 --> 00:16:46,888
I love presents,
I never get presents.
354
00:16:46,888 --> 00:16:49,448
Well, it's because you might...
It's a voucher —
355
00:16:49,448 --> 00:16:53,218
for a counselling session.
356
00:16:53,218 --> 00:16:54,968
Thanks, Dad.
MARTIN LAUGHS
357
00:16:54,968 --> 00:16:57,419
So thoughtful!
I'd kill for one of those!
358
00:16:57,419 --> 00:16:59,248
I don't believe you can
pay your problems away,
359
00:16:59,248 --> 00:17:01,968
I think you have to face who you are
and suffer the consequences.
360
00:17:01,968 --> 00:17:03,858
It's the only road to happiness.
361
00:17:03,858 --> 00:17:11,858
Maybe happiness isn't in what you
believe but who you believe.
362
00:17:15,138 --> 00:17:16,738
Fuck.
363
00:17:16,738 --> 00:17:18,988
Excuse me.
364
00:17:20,938 --> 00:17:22,778
Oh! Do you think she needs anything?
365
00:17:22,778 --> 00:17:24,778
ALL: N0.
366
00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:31,506
That was meant to be
a bedroom present.
367
00:17:31,506 --> 00:17:35,390
A what? A present that you open in
your bedroom, alone.
368
00:17:35,390 --> 00:17:37,480
All my presents are bedroom
presents, aren't they?
369
00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:39,290
HE CHUCKLES
370
00:17:39,290 --> 00:17:46,665
Do you want some more wine? Oh, yes.
No, actually.
371
00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:51,800
Claire?
372
00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:53,640
You've been ages.
373
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,310
Are you pissed off or
are you doing a poo?
374
00:17:56,310 --> 00:17:59,640
SHE WHISPERS: Fuck. Fuck it.
375
00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:01,200
Claire, can we just...
376
00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:04,480
Have you got a...sanitary towel?
377
00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:07,920
Oh, no, but I know a waitress
who would jump on that request.
378
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,870
Do you want me to ask her? No!
379
00:18:09,870 --> 00:18:13,360
OK, well, there are some
sturdy hand towels here.
380
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:17,161
I could try and fashion something
with wings out of these.
381
00:18:17,161 --> 00:18:18,640
Yes, fine.
382
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:21,390
Open the door.
383
00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:23,080
Fuck, just give it...
384
00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:25,390
Fuck! Give it to me! Don't come in!
385
00:18:25,390 --> 00:18:27,560
It's a period!
It's not going to bite me!
386
00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:30,110
Don't look at it!
I'm not looking at your period!
387
00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:31,700
Just take this.
388
00:18:31,700 --> 00:18:39,031
Oh, God. It's not a period, it's a
fucking miscarriage, OK?
389
00:18:39,031 --> 00:18:40,520
Jesus, Claire!
390
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:43,590
It's OK. No, it's not OK, you need
to go to a hospital!
391
00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:46,520
It's fine, I just need the...
Let me just... No!
392
00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:51,730
SHOUTING: Just get your hands off my
miscarriage!
393
00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:55,060
SHE SIGHS
It's mine.
394
00:18:55,060 --> 00:18:56,860
It's mine.
395
00:18:56,860 --> 00:18:59,110
DOOR SLAMS
396
00:19:07,830 --> 00:19:10,205
SHE EXHALES
397
00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:14,780
TOILET FLUSHES
398
00:19:14,780 --> 00:19:16,155
OK.
399
00:19:17,620 --> 00:19:19,495
Claire.
400
00:19:20,580 --> 00:19:23,500
It's OK. It's OK.
401
00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:26,500
OK, we need to go to a hospital now.
402
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,000
Now.
403
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:32,800
Yes.
404
00:19:33,550 --> 00:19:35,425
OK. OK.
405
00:19:35,940 --> 00:19:37,815
OK. OK.
406
00:19:39,620 --> 00:19:41,620
CLAIRE SIGHS
407
00:19:41,620 --> 00:19:43,060
Come on.
408
00:19:43,060 --> 00:19:46,011
It's all good. OK.
409
00:19:46,011 --> 00:19:47,910
Don't tell anyone. OK.
410
00:19:47,910 --> 00:19:49,450
Let's get the coats,
I'll get a taxi.
411
00:19:49,450 --> 00:19:52,880
I'll tell them I don't feel right.
OK. Thank you. OK.
412
00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:55,360
I've never been there, I get
antiques from there all the time.
413
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,110
I still haven't gone. Oh, really?
414
00:19:57,110 --> 00:20:00,700
It'd be a wonderful place
to buy things like that. Yeah.
415
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:01,780
MARTIN LAUGHS
416
00:20:01,780 --> 00:20:04,700
I don't like all the water...
Fuck it, I'm having some.
417
00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:05,930
Sorry, darling.
HE LAUGHS
418
00:20:05,930 --> 00:20:09,520
Oh, good girl! Have one night off.
419
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:11,930
Wow! What did you say to her?
I, um...
420
00:20:11,930 --> 00:20:14,520
Oh, nothing. Ijust, er...
Just sit down.
421
00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:16,570
Come on, it's a party.
Can I have some?
422
00:20:16,570 --> 00:20:19,170
Oh, someone's suddenly getting
into the party spirit now!
423
00:20:19,170 --> 00:20:20,990
Sit down!
424
00:20:20,990 --> 00:20:22,500
What did you take in there?
425
00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:25,090
Your sister is finally
a good influence on you.
426
00:20:25,090 --> 00:20:28,700
No, we just suddenly realised what a
monumental fucking day this is!
427
00:20:28,700 --> 00:20:31,350
Drink. Honestly, just leave them in
there two minutes
428
00:20:31,350 --> 00:20:33,170
and they're suddenly being
teenagers again!
429
00:20:33,170 --> 00:20:35,300
LAUGHTER
Shall I get another bottle? Yes!
430
00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:37,021
OK! Where's the waitress?
431
00:20:37,021 --> 00:20:40,380
We were just talking about Venice,
and this wonderful trip we had...
432
00:20:40,380 --> 00:20:42,780
How many times have we said
we have to go to Venice?
433
00:20:42,780 --> 00:20:45,141
I've always wanted to go there.
Top of my list.
434
00:20:45,141 --> 00:20:46,271
It's great. Yeah, I know...
435
00:20:46,271 --> 00:20:52,021
SHOUTS: Oh, for fuck's sake,
stop it!
436
00:20:53,550 --> 00:20:55,925
Are you OK?
437
00:20:55,940 --> 00:20:58,860
Yeah, I'm, er...
438
00:20:58,860 --> 00:21:01,530
Er... Is, um... Is it...?
439
00:21:01,530 --> 00:21:03,550
No, I'm sorry, Ijust...
440
00:21:03,550 --> 00:21:05,271
Here we go. Sorry, I just...
441
00:21:05,271 --> 00:21:07,400
What's happened? Nothing's happened.
What's happened?
442
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,710
Something's happened. Come on!
443
00:21:09,710 --> 00:21:10,910
Come on!
444
00:21:10,910 --> 00:21:12,990
Well, spit it out.
I just had a little...
445
00:21:12,990 --> 00:21:14,500
Just say it. I just a little...
446
00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:16,650
THEY ALL TALK OVER EACH OTHER
447
00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:18,840
I just... What, darling?
448
00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:23,215
I had a little miscarriage.
449
00:21:26,161 --> 00:21:28,070
Oh, my God. What?
450
00:21:28,070 --> 00:21:30,530
Um... What the fuck?
451
00:21:30,530 --> 00:21:32,580
Er... How far gone were you?
452
00:21:32,580 --> 00:21:34,380
You should go to the hospital.
Whose was it?
453
00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:36,960
Maybe leave that for later.
Was it the tooth man? Hospital, now.
454
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:39,480
What about the bill? Sit down.
No, I'll cover her, I'll cover you.
455
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:41,450
She doesn't want to go! Why?!
Cos I'm stubborn,
456
00:21:41,450 --> 00:21:43,880
and for some inexplicable reason
I'd rather stay here and have
457
00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:45,960
a passive—aggressive party, so.
How far gone were you?
458
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:48,171
It was VERY early stages. You knew?
459
00:21:48,171 --> 00:21:50,380
I really think she should see a
doctor. Yeah, so do I.
460
00:21:50,380 --> 00:21:54,380
I thought you hadn't spoken?
She's fine. She's absolutely fine!
461
00:21:54,380 --> 00:21:57,580
Drink. If it's gone, it's gone!
462
00:21:57,580 --> 00:21:59,350
Claire... What if it's not gone?
463
00:21:59,350 --> 00:22:01,151
It's gone. Darling...
464
00:22:01,151 --> 00:22:04,430
Probably ectopic. Awful.
465
00:22:04,430 --> 00:22:06,740
I'll pay you back.
Do you need someone to go with you?
466
00:22:06,740 --> 00:22:09,350
No, I think I'lljust deal with this
in my own insane, irrational,
467
00:22:09,350 --> 00:22:10,860
anal way, if that's OK.
468
00:22:10,860 --> 00:22:13,820
CHUCKLING: That's probably for
the best. What did you say?
469
00:22:13,820 --> 00:22:16,220
Ignore him, he's been drinking.
What?
470
00:22:16,220 --> 00:22:19,070
You know, it's like a goldfish out
the bowl, sort of thing.
471
00:22:19,070 --> 00:22:21,380
If it didn't want to be in there,
it didn't want to be in there —
472
00:22:21,380 --> 00:22:25,021
something wasn't right.
473
00:22:25,021 --> 00:22:26,450
What?
474
00:22:26,450 --> 00:22:29,280
It's the kid's choice if it wants to
jump ship, right?
475
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:33,730
Now, Martin, just... Either way...
476
00:22:33,730 --> 00:22:37,730
..she got her spotlight.
477
00:22:39,660 --> 00:22:41,180
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
478
00:22:41,180 --> 00:22:43,580
What the fuck?! Fuck!
479
00:22:43,580 --> 00:22:45,070
Oh, fuck!
480
00:22:45,070 --> 00:22:46,790
Jeez... Jesus Chr...!
481
00:22:46,790 --> 00:22:48,380
Is there anything I can do...?
482
00:22:48,380 --> 00:22:49,510
SHE SCREAMS
483
00:22:49,510 --> 00:22:50,660
CLAIRE GASPS
484
00:22:50,660 --> 00:22:52,230
THEY ALL GROAN
Fuck! Argh...
485
00:22:52,230 --> 00:22:56,605
SHOUTS: Oh, for God's sake!
486
00:23:06,540 --> 00:23:08,260
KNOCK ON DOOR
487
00:23:08,260 --> 00:23:10,430
Can I do anything?
488
00:23:10,430 --> 00:23:12,820
No, thank you.
489
00:23:12,820 --> 00:23:16,195
They've gone. So...
490
00:23:22,021 --> 00:23:24,271
Thank you.
491
00:23:27,578 --> 00:23:29,248
Fucking hell...
492
00:23:29,248 --> 00:23:31,168
Oh, hey.
493
00:23:31,168 --> 00:23:33,498
I got your stuff. You OK?
494
00:23:33,498 --> 00:23:35,608
Yeah, are you OK? Yeah, yeah.
495
00:23:35,608 --> 00:23:42,368
If you ever need someone to talk to,
or, you know, be there...
496
00:23:42,368 --> 00:23:45,743
..I'm always there.
497
00:24:01,528 --> 00:24:03,028
Hey!
498
00:24:03,448 --> 00:24:04,948
Hey!
499
00:24:19,528 --> 00:24:21,088
OUT OF BREATH: Thank you.
500
00:24:21,088 --> 00:24:25,058
Just tell him where you live
and we'll talk about this tomorrow.
501
00:24:25,058 --> 00:24:32,933
Can you take us to the nearest
hospital, please? Yeah.
502
00:24:45,098 --> 00:24:46,098
The priest is quite hot. So hot.
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