All language subtitles for True.Blood.S06E05.The.Pain.Away.WEB-DL.x264

Get the fuck off me
or die, Warlow.

Sookie.

I'd be real careful
what you say right now

'cause I got a vampire-killing
ball of light behind your head

and I'm not afraid
to use it.

Sookie, you don't
understand.

No, you're right.
I don't understand.

I don't understand why vampires
feel the need to lie to me,

hunt me, to terrorize me
in my own home.

- I didn't mean to scare you.
- Well, too late for that.

You are my intended.
I've wandered this Earth

for millennia in misery and
solitude waiting for you.

- Dreaming only of you.
- Fuck you.

It's our destiny
to be together.

- Fuck destiny.
- I love you.

Don't you dare say you
love me, you psycho freak.

If you love me so much,
why did you kill my parents?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.
I killed them.

I killed the faeries.
I--

Bill, I'm sorry.
Please, I'm so sorry.

I couldn't help it.
I tried.

I tried,
but I couldn't stop.

It'll be all right.
We'll-- we'll figure it out.

They tasted
so fucking good.

No.
You're high.

I feel like I want
to have sex or die

or die while having sex.

You drank four faeries. Faerie
blood makes vampires high.

I'm a fucking monster.

I deserve to burn
for what I did.

On the night that
your parents were killed,

they were trying
to kill you.

I saved you.

Bullshit!

Bill?

No, no, no. Bill, please, don't
you go into a coma on me again.

You go to your room
and you sleep it off.

- You can heal.
- Sookie, just let me explain.

No, you're a filthy
fucking liar.

Y'all come in here
and you say you love me

and you want me, but you
just want to fuck me

and own me and use
my fucking blood.

Well, get it
through your head,

I'm not yours
or anybody's.

None of you know
shit about love.

Oh, great.

Now you want
to save me, too?

I thought I was dead
to you, Bill Compton.

I didn't come here for you.
I came here for him.

If you're the Bill that's
been harassing Sookie,

you'd best get out of here
before I kill you.

You already have.

As your maker,
I command you.

Come with me.

True Blood 6x05
Fuck the Pain Away

== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

♪ When you came in
the air went out ♪

♪ And every shadow
filled up with doubt ♪

♪ I don't know who
you think you are ♪

♪ But before
the night is through ♪

♪ I want to do
bad things with you ♪

♪ I'm the kind
to sit up in his room ♪

♪ Heart sick and eyes
filled up with blue ♪

♪ I don't know what
you've done to me ♪

♪ But I know
this much is true ♪

♪ I want to do
bad things with you ♪

♪ Ow, ooh ♪

♪ I want to do
real bad things with you. ♪

Bill Compton!

Bill Compton.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.
No, no, no.

Hey. Hey.

Oh, no.
Oh, God, no.

Hey. Hey.

Vampire Bill.

Come in here and answer
for your crimes.

Hey. Hey.
Hey there, sweetie pie.

You're gonna be okay.
Come on, you're gonna be okay.

Daddy's gonna
make you okay.

The vamp cops,
they got Pam.

- When?
- Just now.

They took her away in one
of those fucking paddy wagons.

What the fuck
we gonna do?

- All clear.
- Go through.

Yeah, go on through.

You sure about this?

Vampire!
Freeze, vampers!

Freeze. No vampires
out after curfew.

Don't make any moves.

- All in the name of science, huh?
- Shut up.

Care to explain the
scientific value of this?

Just asking you
to reconsider, Truman.

If I have to put
my daughter in a camp,

I'm gonna take her
there myself.

You don't think I
understand, but I do.

The vampires took people
I loved from me--

my own sister, Steve.

He had his faults,
but they took him, too.

And now they have
taken your Willa.

But I had to learn
the hard way.

Once they're turned,
they're gone.

No. No. That's not true.
That can't be true.

You and me, we're just
gonna need to move on.

I've been thinking.

Even though your heart
is breaking now...

maybe it's a sign.

Maybe you and I

should think about
having a baby.

Sarah,

I can't replace her.

That's my little
girl Willa

waiting for me
in that van down there.

I was in the delivery room
when she came out.

I was the first one
to hold her.

I was the first one
to kiss her.

I was the first one
to say her name.

And you can do
all that again.

All you have to do is put
a ring on my finger first.

I am not having
this conversation.

Truman.

We are a team.

And when I came to you
to offer my resources,

my money, my connections,
and my love,

- you said nothing would separate us.
- I said it, I meant it.

- Then do not walk out that door.
- But I have to go.

Do not take me
for granted.

That is what Steve did
and I won't have it.

When a woman comes to you
in black lingerie,

you unwrap her.

- Who are you?
- My name is Bill Compton.

How is it you can command
me, Bill Compton?

Lilith is part of me.

She's guiding me.

I am a prophet
in her name.

I drank her blood
and now I have her memories.

- Of you.
- I don't believe you.

As your maker, I command you
to resist the urge to kill me.

And to stay right here
with me.

Ah!

You made me into
something I despise.

I made you
into our salvation.

Hey there, Jason.

Hey there, Sarah.

What you doing
out here?

I was in the neighborhood

and thought I'd stop by.

Oh.
It's been a while.

Sure has.

You know, we didn't
exactly leave things

on the best of terms.

All that was from
another life.

I have a new calling now.

- Oh.
- And a new man.

A powerful man.

Well, I guess
that's good

'cause Steve turned out
to be a gay vampire.

So, what can
I do you for?

I was very much hoping that
I could save your soul.

Yeah.

My soul's doing just fine on its own.
Thank you so much.

Is it?

You know, I used to beat
myself up something fierce

when I thought about you.

I would say to myself,
"Sarah,

that Jason Stackhouse
did you wrong."

- Hmm.
- And then I would pray to the good Lord

to wipe all my sinful thoughts
about you right out of my head.

But then I realized
something.

I failed you.

I was supposed to help
you see God's light,

but I let my petty
broken heart get in the way.

God put a challenge
in my path

and I ran at the first
sign of trouble.

Listen here. You always
seemed like a nice lady

behind the crazy
and the hate.

But I ain't
the same dumb kid

you met
at the Fellowship.

You know, I've been
places, I done things.

And I am a different woman than
the girl you used to know.

Yeah?

But you and me,

we got some sort
of connection.

And that's why I'm not
giving up on you.

I've been with a gay guy
and an old guy.

Well, I ain't
neither one of those.

- Jason Stackhouse.
- Yeah?

I have never felt more holy
than when I was with you.

And I truly believe

God wants me to fuck you.

Oh, God!

Oh, God.

How's God feeling now?

Righteous.

This feels pretty
damn heterosexual.

Hey there, baby.

I need you to drink this.

It's gonna make you
feel better.

Daddy?

Yeah. Yeah.

Excuse me, miss.

Name's Jenny.

What's yours?

Alcide Herveaux.

Packmaster, Shreveport.

I don't see why
a big bad wolf like you

can't find no pussy
in a pack he claims he runs,

but I sure like
the looks of you,

so you won't be hearing
me complaining none.

50 bucks for the hour

and we can do
whatever you want.

Except for that shifting
shit during sex.

I just-- I can't take it from
a wolf unless I am one, too.

No disrespect, Jenny,
but that ain't why I'm here.

I'm looking for a shifter.

Late 30s,
salt-and-pepper hair.

He's traveling with a light-skinned
black woman, early 20s.

They got a little girl with them.
She's one of us.

Now, I lost their scent
not too far from here.

If you've seen 'em,

I'd be willing to pay
for information like that.

Sorry, Packmaster.

I ain't seen anyone that
matches that description.

Excuse me.

I have to work.

How you doing?

What's it to you?
This ain't no fag bar.

Name's Herveaux.
Packmaster, Shreveport.

- I was wondering if--
- Go fuck yourself, Shreveport.

Did I forget to mention
that backwoods wolves

don't trust wolves
from city packs?

Shreveport's a city?

It's a matter of perspective.
To some folks, it is.

You mind if I give you
some advice?

I'd rather you didn't.

I understand.
I do.

I wish I could have been a better father
for you when you were a little pup.

I wish I could have been
someone you'd be proud of.

'Cause I got some wisdom
in my years.

If you weren't so hell-bent
on being angry at me,

you might benefit from it.

What's your advice?

It's more
of a question, really.

Are you doing this 'cause you
think it's the right thing to do

or are you doing this
to impress

that piece of ass that's
taken over your life?

I'm my own man.

And I'm my own wolf.
And I'm your packmaster.

That's funny. I don't remember
ever joining your pack.

Why don't you get up,
get the fuck out of my life?

Go on, get the fuck up.

I'm gonna need some cash
to get back with.

Big fucking
surprise there.

Door secure.

Come on, now.

- You, this way.
- Find Pam.

- Move.
- Lock it up.

Wasn't me!

Jason!

Jason!

Coming!

Coming!

- Hey, Jess.
- Invite me in.

Come in.

I know you hate me right now, but
I don't know where else to go.

Whoa, whoa, Jess.
I don't hate you.

Just my head has been
kind of screwed up.

But I feel better now.

I have done
an unspeakable thing.

And I don't know why God doesn't
strike me down right now.

Except that maybe
God is Bill.

But I don't know.
I don't know anything.

- I don't--
- Jess. Jess.

- Calm down.
- I keep seeing their faces.

And the most messed-up
part about it

is that while
I was eating them,

I got turned on.

You know,
like you and me.

But that's
the devil, right?

Isn't it? I mean, that is
the definition of sin.

I'm not sure
I'm following, Jess.

- Did you love me?
- What?

Ever?
Did you ever love me?

Sure, yeah.

There were times,
hell, yeah.

Definitely love.

It just got so screwed up
with Hoyt and everything.

Why?

Why what?

What did you love
about me?

I don't know.

Everything, I guess.

Your heart most of all.

What if Bill isn't God?

What if Bill is the devil?

What if I've been
serving the devil?

Jess, you haven't been
serving the devil.

Oh, my God.
No, no, no.

Don't get close to me.
I can't help myself.

I'll rape you or something and I just--
I just need to be put someplace.

I need to be put someplace where I won't
be tempted because you're tempting me.

I'm not tempting you.
Come on.

Well, well, well.

You didn't mention to me that you
had a vampire girlfriend before.

Yeah, she's not my--
well, kind of.

I-- I don't know
what she is.

Did you just
sleep with this lady?

I know you. You're that
awful lady from TV.

You are Steve Newlin's
ex-wife.

I am not
Steve Newlin's ex-wife.

I am my own person.

Uh, ladies, let's just--

You're telling me

that you have been
fornicating with a vampire?

You better
watch it, lady.

I have had a bad fucking night
and I do not need to be tested.

- You're a demon whore!
- Oh, you take that back!

Jason has my blood
in him.

He couldn't
stop wanting me

even if he tried.

He was probably thinking about me
while he was sexing up on you.

Jessica.

"And these signs shall
follow them that believe;

in my name shall
they cast out devils."

Mark 16:17.

I always hated
the fucking Book of Mark.

I rescind your invitation in this house!

You can't do that. This is my house.

- Jason!
- Freeze, vampire!

- Jessica!
- Stay where you are.

Let's go.

Hey. Hey!

- Stop that. You can't take her.
- Hey, that's far enough.

- Jason.
- I'm an officer of the law.

Jason!

- What did you do?
- I called the LAVTF on your vamp slut.

Say good-bye
to her forever.

Where the fuck
are they taking her?

My body
is a fucking temple

and you have defiled it with
your vampire-loving pecker.

Evening, fellas.

I'm looking for a vampire
by the name

of Pamela Swynford
De Beaufort.

Has anyone seen
my friend Pam?!

Well, I guess not.

Can you lie down
for me, please?

Not until you tell me
what the fuck this place is.

I thought
I already had.

This is a research
facility.

We're here to study you.

You're here to be studied.

If you don't want
to be studied,

there are guns pointed
at you right now.

Not metaphorical guns,
real guns.

Now, can you please
lie down for me?

Hold the fuck up.

Am I in therapy?

Well, it's like
therapy, yes.

But with an incentive.

I don't give a shit
what the incentive is.

I am not gonna talk
about my feelings.

What about the other room?

What room are you
referring to?

The one where y'all
had the vampires fucking

under that hideous
fluorescent lighting.

Put me in that room and I
will fuck somebody for y'all.

I want out of this room.
This room's bullshit.

The copulation study
is for level threes.

You're a level one.

Our interest in you
is more intellectual.

We want to know
what you think,

how you think,
what you think about.

And we will remain here
as long as it takes

until you engage
in meaningful conversation.

You mentioned something
about an incentive.

When was the last time
you fed?

Two days ago.

Good.

I am going to ask you
a series of questions,

and if I deem
your responses truthful,

we have what we call
a living donor program,

or LDP.

And what if I don't feel
like being a good girl?

You can have
watered-down Tru Blood.

- Care to try it?
- Bring me a donor.

Male or female?

Female.

Send in Somchai, please.

Hello.
My name is Somchai.

First question, please.

Talk to me
about what value

you place on life.

Human life
or vampire life?

Let's start with human
and then work our way up.

- Who's the human?
- How about me?

What value do you place
on my life?

None.

Can you expand on that?

Your insignificance to me

cannot be underestimated.

You are food,
nothing else.

Not even good food.
You reek of tuna fish.

Truth is,

I care more about the life
of that tuna you ate

than I care about you.

Very good.

Somchai.

Oh.

Well, hey there,
sugar boo boo.

Now what is you doing here
at your place of work?

'Cause I know
it ain't work.

You know that spirit
thingie that appeared

- out of thin air in my bathroom?
- Uh-huh.

Turns out
it wasn't a spirit.

It was a faerie vampire
trying to break through

a portal from
another dimension.

He told you
he loved you?

And the fucked-up part--

I kind of believed him.

Oh, Miss Ma'am, you have
a messed-up talent

for finding the good
in every creature you meet.

But you can't be buying what
this motherfucker is selling.

My whole life, I've always
known the truth.

It's the curse of being able
to read people's minds.

Until vampires came along,
and then I was in the dark.

And I got more than
my fair share of lies.

I need to find my way
back to the truth.

And I'm gonna need
your help to do it.

Remember that time
Richie-Bobby shit himself

on sit-up 27 of 200?

Why am I here,
Bellefleur?

You know, just to shoot
the shit and reminisce.

We could have shot the shit
and reminisced over Facebook,

but you called me up
out of the blue

after how many years
of not speaking?

Never reaching out?

I'm gonna ask you
one more time,

why am I here?

How's your shooting
these days, Justin?

How's my shooting?

I recall you used to
be able to fire a grouping

that big
from 50 meters out.

Might be just a hair
bigger than that now,

but I haven't lost much.

What the fuck's
going on, Bellefleur?

How would you like
to kill me?

What?

I could pay you.
It won't be much.

But you wouldn't be
doing it for free.

Hold the fuck on.

I tried to do it myself,

but I couldn't
pull the trigger.

- What happened to you over there?
- It doesn't matter.

All that matters is that
I deserve to die for it.

- It was war, Bellefleur.
- We killed people.

- I killed people.
- We all did.

Remember Patrick Devins?

I killed him, too.
Just last week

here in this bar right
over there at table eight.

Terry, who's this?

Um, Justin,
this is my wife Arlene.

Arlene, this is
Justin McGillich.

Pleased to meet you,
ma'am.

And how do y'all
know each other?

Marine Corps
basic training.

And what brings you
to Merlotte's?

Driving cross-country.

Figured I'd look an old
buddy up on my way.

Okay.

Um, Terry, I don't
mean to be rude,

but Big John is pissed.

Oh, just two minutes
is all I need.

I'll tell him.
But hurry.

I take it she knows.

She wants me
to cover it up

and go on like nothing
ever happened.

But I can't do it,
Justin.

I can't do it no more.

Yeah, Terry.
I'll kill you.

But I'm not gonna
take your money.

I'll be doing it
for free.

Thank you.

Just give me a couple days
to get my affairs in order.

After that,
it's up to you.

I just don't want to know
it's coming, okay?

Why don't you get on
back to Big John?

She said it was Jessica

attacked her,
killed her sisters.

Jessica?

But she's such
a nice vampire.

She killed
my kids, Holly.

I know.

Andy, I-- I know.

There's just--

there's not even
any words.

I'm just saying--

I don't know,
maybe it's

some kind
of terrible accident.

It wasn't no accident.

She said Bill
was taking their blood,

performing some kind
of experiment.

Andy Bellefleur,
what are you doing?

If Vampire Bill
is behind this,

I'm gonna put a wooden bullet
through his cold, dead heart.

No, you are not.

Bill is stronger
than you, okay?

You go over there half-cocked
on some macho revenge mission,

then you will lose
and you will die.

Then that poor little
faerie girl there,

she ain't gonna
have nobody.

I'm calling off
the search party.

As far as anyone's
gonna know,

those girls went back
to their mama.

I can't just do nothing.

Hey.

We're gonna get you
through this.

Hey.

Hey.

You okay?

Yeah.

Sorry, I had a lot
to drink last night.

No need to be sorry.

Sure you're okay?

I wanted to know
what it would be like

to live like a shifter.

Now I know.

Always on the run,

hiding who you are,

afraid you're gonna die.

Hey, I'm gonna find us
a way out of this.

Really?

Sam.

Hey.
Hey, sweet pea.

Pender, Jacobs, Callahan.

Tara?

Thank God you're here.

They put me in a white
room with racquetballs

and they
fucking shot me.

Me, too.

Where are we?

We're in hell.

I thought so.

She said I was
going to hell.

Steve Newlin's ex told me
I was a demon whore.

What's wrong with you?

I ate four faerie girls.
I am so fucked up.

Jesus.
Come on.

I feel like
I'm losing my mind.

Yeah.

Do you believe
in the devil?

No.

But my mom sure did.

She'd see the devil
in everything.

Devil's on the TV,
in the rock and roll,

and in your heart.

What if we're wrong?

Bill's trying to save
vampire-kind,

but what if we don't
deserve to survive?

What if we're just bad?

Don't be talking crazy.

I didn't have to kill
those faerie girls.

- But that's--
- No, don't say that it was in my nature

or that I couldn't
help myself.

I killed them
because I wanted to.

This hunger in me,

it's never
going away, is it?

The longer vampires
nest together,

the stronger
the bond becomes.

- But it's not a real bond.
- How so?

Split up a nest
one night,

the vampires that shared it will
be staking each other the next

if one so much as looks
at the other one funny.

So we shouldn't worry
about regrouping vampires

from barracks to barracks to prevent
relationships from forming?

I don't give a fuck
what you worry about.

But I agree.

Your worries
would be unfounded.

Thank you, Pam.
You're on.

Actually, Somchai,
you can relax.

I'm feeling
a little full.

So under ordinary
circumstances, then,

you feel no remorse when
you kill another vampire?

No, I don't.

Are you speaking for yourself
or for all vampires?

I like to think of myself
as especially unremorseful.

But I doubt any of us
gives a fuck.

Well, except for when
it comes to your maker.

Yeah, that's
a different story.

Tell me about
your maker, Pam.

What was his name?

Her name?

What does it matter?
He's not my maker anymore.

- He released me.
- And how does that work?

You say the words "As your maker,
I release you" and it's done.

Just like that?

Did you have any idea
it was coming?

None.

What did it feel like?

I feel nothing.

Nothing?

You humans love
your pain, don't you?

You just love
being in it.

You even consider it
a virtue.

Cry the most at a funeral,

you must be
the best person.

You promise to never
forget each other.

You promise to feel
the sting of loss forever.

Because for y'all,

forever is just
the blink of an eye.

Your lives
are pathetically brief.

When we say forever,
we have to mean it.

So we move past our pain.

We heal, we move on.

Because pain
is a worthless emotion.

For a time,

my maker
was everything to me.

He released me.

It hurt.

But now...

I'm over it.

He's nobody to me.

I'm not sure
I believe you.

Looks like you and I
are through, then, Somchai.

Hi, you've reached
the Wright residence.

- What the hell?
- Sorry.

I can't let you do that.

My parents probably
think I'm dead, Sam.

- Good. - Fuck you. Fuck you.

You tell your parents about the
werewolves, werewolves kill your parents.

It's as simple as that.

No, because my parents
won't tell anyone.

They will find them. They're the
best trackers around, I told you.

Hey, Daddy Wolf.
You got that ice?

Yeah.

I don't want mine.

Cool it.

What's wrong with you?

She's all right.

Thanks.

I guess now
you girls owe me.

Fuck this place.

Tara.

- I know her.
- Willa?

Burrell's
daughter is a VIP.

Don't mix with you
gen pop vampers.

Look at you,
already making friends.

I could be
your friend, too.

I've made friends with a
bunch of she-vamps in here.

Kind of like I scratch your
back, you lick my balls.

When my daddy finds out
what you just said to me--

Your daddy
put you in here,

so I wouldn't be
holding my breath

he's gonna come
save you, sweetheart.

Welcome to vamp camp,
Miss Burrell.

Hey, this is Sookie.
I'm not in right now.

Please leave a message.

Hey, Sook, listen.

I messed up real bad
with Jessica

and I got to go fix it.

I just got so bent out of shape
the last couple of days,

hating on vampires.

But that ain't who I am,
it ain't who I want to be.

So I'm gonna
make it right.

Ah!

Anyway, you're in
safe hands with Niall.

I love you
and I'll see you soon.

Come on, Stackhouse.

You can put
that stuff right there.

You sure you want
to do this?

Ignorance is bliss
for a reason.

I spent my whole life
wanting to know

what happened the night
my parents were killed.

It never occurred to me
to ask them direct.

Okay.

You ready?

Now listen up,
dead folk.

I am summoning
the spirits

of Corbett and Michelle
Stackhouse.

Shh!
Shut up, y'all.

Get in line.

I said I'm looking
for Corbett

and Michelle Stackhouse.

Corbett and Michelle?

They don't want
to come, Sook.

I don't know. Some dead folks
just want to stay dead.

Hold up.

Oh, shit, they're here.

Stackhouses?

Calm the fuck down.

Okay.

Okay, you can
talk to them now.

Um...

Mom?

Dad?

I found out you were murdered
by a vampire named Warlow.

He's here.

Did you try to kill me?

Can't make out
what they're trying to say.

- You can't have her.
- Sookie's a faerie.

Her blood is royal,
as is mine.

It's been passed down through
our line for millennia.

Haven't you ever wondered about
Sookie's ability to read your minds?

I just thought she was weird
like her grandfather.

You shut up about my dad.

She's not weird.
She's not a freak.

She's fae.
She's special.

Your ancestor
John Stackhouse

entered into
a contract with me

promising me the first
female-born fae of his clan.

I'm a prince. I will
make Sookie a princess.

It's the way our tribe has done
it since the beginning of time.

But you're saying some shit about
turning her into a vampire.

There ain't no such thing
as vampires.

I will make
your daughter immortal.

She'll never
have to fear death.

You can die in peace knowing she
will never have to do the same.

I will protect her
forever.

Get out.

Leave us alone, please.

When she is of age,
I'll come back for her.

- Where are you going?
- I'm not gonna let that monster take her.

- What are you gonna do?
- I'm gonna end it.

Tonight. She's not
gonna feel a thing.

Now say good-bye.

What about what he said?

She could live forever.

You saw him, Michelle.
You saw what he was.

You really gonna let him
turn her into one of them?

'Cause I'm not.

Wait.

You were gonna kill me.

There he is right there.

All this time, I--

I thought you loved me,

but you were gonna
take my life.

Oh, shit.

I did love you, baby.
I do love you.

What kind of love is that?

He's gotten to you,
hasn't he?

- Gotten to me?
- I bet he said he loved you.

And you fell for it
hook, line, and sinker.

You love him, don't you?

You don't know me.
I'm a lot smarter than--

I'm your daddy, Sookie!

Lafayette, don't!

Stop! Don't!

Lafayette, don't.

- He can't hear you, sweetie.
- Don't!

No.

Someone help!
Let me go!

As your maker--

I'll kill him before
you finish that command.

You would kill
an innocent man?

Thanks to you, I've
killed many innocent men.

What do you want?

You ruined my life.

You knew I would massacre
my entire village.

I told you
you could never go back.

You chose
not to believe me.

Well, you should
have stopped me!

What were they
to you, anyway?

You didn't need them.
You had me.

You were destined
for great things.

You are destined
for great things.

Your stupid prophecy.
I never believed any of it.

The rantings
of a lunatic.

And yet here you are and here
I am, just as was foretold.

Please spare him.
We need him.

You need him and me
to save the vampire race.

Well, I despise
the vampire race.

I wish the vampire
race extinction.

I wish you
extinction.

You should have
just stayed dead.

Right this way, baby.
I've got a surprise for you.

What's this
about, Sarah?

I recall you were
cross with me.

I was, and I want to
apologize for pressing you.

We all have moments
of weakness,

but it is in those moments that
the Lord shows us the light.

Close your eyes.

Hello, Governor.

Your gay vampire ex?

That's my surprise?

Oh, I think you're gonna
come to appreciate me.

Have a seat, Governor.
Enjoy the show.

- You got him.
- We got him, honey.

You want to talk to him?

Oh, yeah, I want
to talk to him.

Hold for the governor.

Ooh, the governor.

My daughter came home.

You wouldn't know anything
about that, would you?

Um...

fuck you.

No, fuck you,
you dead fuck.

Fuck you for taking
my baby girl away from me.

Fuck you for killing her.

And fuck you

for leaving me no choice
but to intern her here.

You didn't.

Oh, I most
certainly did.

- Your own daughter?
- What did you think?

That if you turned
my angel

into the very thing
I most despise,

I would abandon
my principles?

I don't change my mind.

Cue the stake.

All right, Governor.

Give me something

to kill.

Wait for it, Blondie.

This is the best part.

Oh.

There's more?

There's more.

That's one of his progeny.
They love each other.

I provided
the intel, so...

Go ahead, Pam.

Show me how little
he means to you.

Haven't you seen
"Gladiator"?

Fucking fight!

Come back here.

- Let me go.
- I'm so sorry, sweetheart.

Before I put NyQuil in your juice.
You were out cold.

- You was never gonna know.
- Let me go!

Lafayette, no!

Please, don't.

Daddy, Daddy, please don't.
Please.

You'll never understand how
much I love you, baby girl.

Sometimes parents do things that
don't make sense to their kids,

but when you get to the other
side, I hope you understand.

I'll be seeing you
real soon.

Daddy, please, I don't want to die.
I don't want to--

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