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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,655 --> 00:00:04,004 2 00:00:04,047 --> 00:00:06,397 - Does anybody know what today is? 3 00:00:07,703 --> 00:00:09,922 - [gasps] Your birthday? 4 00:00:09,966 --> 00:00:11,054 all: Oh. 5 00:00:11,098 --> 00:00:12,273 - Happy birthday, Amy. 6 00:00:12,316 --> 00:00:14,710 all: ♪ Happy birthday to you - No. 7 00:00:14,753 --> 00:00:17,495 - Happy birthday, Amy! - May you live for another 45. 8 00:00:17,539 --> 00:00:20,281 - I am not 45, and it's not my birthday. 9 00:00:20,324 --> 00:00:23,023 It's Employee Appreciation Day! 10 00:00:23,066 --> 00:00:25,808 - Whoo! Everybody get psyched! 11 00:00:26,765 --> 00:00:28,854 - What is Employee Appreciation Day? 12 00:00:28,898 --> 00:00:29,899 - It's symbolic. 13 00:00:29,942 --> 00:00:31,292 - I think it's a holiday in Canada. 14 00:00:31,335 --> 00:00:34,034 - Nope, it's our way of saying thank you 15 00:00:34,077 --> 00:00:36,514 for all the amazing work you do every day. 16 00:00:36,558 --> 00:00:39,517 - This store could not function without you guys. 17 00:00:39,561 --> 00:00:42,738 I mean, not you specifically, obviously, 18 00:00:42,781 --> 00:00:44,261 but labor of some sort. 19 00:00:44,305 --> 00:00:45,436 - Aww. 20 00:00:45,480 --> 00:00:48,178 - It's weird how Employee Appreciation Day 21 00:00:48,222 --> 00:00:50,702 always seems to fall right around when people are 22 00:00:50,746 --> 00:00:52,008 filling out their union cards. 23 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:53,314 - Mm. 24 00:00:53,357 --> 00:00:55,707 Anyway, we're gonna have little special surprises 25 00:00:55,751 --> 00:00:56,708 all day long. 26 00:00:56,752 --> 00:00:58,362 We've got ice cream... all: Ooh. 27 00:00:58,406 --> 00:01:00,451 - We've got a masseuse... all: Ooh. 28 00:01:00,495 --> 00:01:02,627 - And we've got Cloud 9 Frisbees for the kids. 29 00:01:02,671 --> 00:01:04,455 - And for those of you who wanna join the union, 30 00:01:04,499 --> 00:01:06,066 we've got collective bargaining rights, 31 00:01:06,109 --> 00:01:07,719 higher wages, and job security. 32 00:01:07,763 --> 00:01:10,809 - Sorry, for the massages, should we be in, like, a towel 33 00:01:10,853 --> 00:01:12,594 or just totally buck naked? 34 00:01:12,637 --> 00:01:13,856 - Neither, fully clothed. 35 00:01:13,899 --> 00:01:15,075 - Clothed for the ice cream too? 36 00:01:15,118 --> 00:01:17,686 - Yes, everybody keep their clothes on. 37 00:01:17,729 --> 00:01:19,688 It's ridiculous how often I have to say that. 38 00:01:19,731 --> 00:01:22,647 - Speaking of clothes, who wants a free T-shirt? 39 00:01:22,691 --> 00:01:23,996 - Ooh. 40 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:25,563 [all yelping] 41 00:01:25,607 --> 00:01:27,304 [glass shatters] 42 00:01:28,175 --> 00:01:29,785 - You missed me. 43 00:01:29,828 --> 00:01:32,788 [upbeat music] 44 00:01:32,831 --> 00:01:34,616 ♪ 45 00:01:34,659 --> 00:01:37,401 [laid-back music] 46 00:01:37,445 --> 00:01:40,926 - Attention shoppers, today is Employee Appreciation Day, 47 00:01:40,970 --> 00:01:43,538 and all of our associates are getting free ice cream. 48 00:01:43,581 --> 00:01:45,975 So if you're wondering why everything's sticky, 49 00:01:46,018 --> 00:01:48,020 that's one of the reasons. 50 00:01:48,064 --> 00:01:51,763 - Have you tried the Cloud 9 Corporate sundae? 51 00:01:51,807 --> 00:01:53,330 What it is, is they give you 52 00:01:53,374 --> 00:01:55,637 a very, very tiny bit of ice cream 53 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:59,336 with nothing on top and then you just have to take it. 54 00:01:59,380 --> 00:02:02,122 - No, actually, I tried the Union Surprise. 55 00:02:02,165 --> 00:02:04,167 It's every flavor you could ever want 56 00:02:04,211 --> 00:02:06,517 and every topping you could ever dream of, 57 00:02:06,561 --> 00:02:08,650 but then they shut down the store and fire you, 58 00:02:08,693 --> 00:02:09,955 and you get nothing. 59 00:02:09,999 --> 00:02:13,437 - It's probably not a popular flavor. 60 00:02:13,481 --> 00:02:15,613 I can't believe you're siding with corporate. 61 00:02:15,657 --> 00:02:17,311 - Jonah, what do you want me to do? 62 00:02:17,354 --> 00:02:20,096 - I want you to say [bleep] corporate and be on our side. 63 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:21,184 - They will shut down the store. 64 00:02:21,228 --> 00:02:22,316 You know that. 65 00:02:22,359 --> 00:02:23,273 - So we'll get other stores involved. 66 00:02:23,317 --> 00:02:24,274 They can't shut us all down. 67 00:02:24,318 --> 00:02:25,623 - Oh, okay, so now you're leading 68 00:02:25,667 --> 00:02:26,972 a nationwide movement? 69 00:02:27,016 --> 00:02:28,104 - If not now, when? 70 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:29,671 - Literally any other time. 71 00:02:29,714 --> 00:02:33,065 Just not right when I finally have a job that pays well 72 00:02:33,109 --> 00:02:34,284 and has a future. 73 00:02:34,328 --> 00:02:36,852 - Okay, so this is about you saving your job? 74 00:02:36,895 --> 00:02:38,941 - Yeah, and everybody else's. 75 00:02:38,984 --> 00:02:40,551 I mean, you might have nothing to lose, 76 00:02:40,595 --> 00:02:43,337 but a lot of us can't just say "[bleep] corporate," 77 00:02:43,380 --> 00:02:45,208 and risk everything, because Jonah needs 78 00:02:45,252 --> 00:02:46,644 a cause to fight for. 79 00:02:46,688 --> 00:02:47,776 - You guys fighting? 80 00:02:47,819 --> 00:02:48,951 - No. - We're fine. 81 00:02:48,994 --> 00:02:50,648 - Guys, don't fight. 82 00:02:51,736 --> 00:02:54,957 - Yeah, that definitely looks infected. 83 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:58,090 - I have to sleep face down with a wet towel on my back. 84 00:02:58,134 --> 00:02:59,875 This massage is gonna be torture. 85 00:02:59,918 --> 00:03:01,964 - Maybe you shouldn't get a massage. 86 00:03:02,007 --> 00:03:03,618 - It's a free massage. 87 00:03:03,661 --> 00:03:05,620 - I can't wait for union health care. 88 00:03:05,663 --> 00:03:07,709 Did you know if you tell them you have "migraines," 89 00:03:07,752 --> 00:03:08,927 they cover Botox? 90 00:03:08,971 --> 00:03:10,059 - My cousin went to Mexico, 91 00:03:10,102 --> 00:03:12,017 and they injected cement into her face. 92 00:03:12,061 --> 00:03:13,193 Still in there. 93 00:03:13,236 --> 00:03:14,629 You can hear it rattle when she talks. 94 00:03:14,672 --> 00:03:17,893 - So, you guys are all thinking about joining, huh? 95 00:03:17,936 --> 00:03:20,504 It's just that, like, I don't a union giving out 96 00:03:20,548 --> 00:03:22,463 free ice cream and Frisbees, you know. 97 00:03:22,506 --> 00:03:24,508 - Yeah, but they give out other stuff. 98 00:03:24,552 --> 00:03:26,467 - The teachers at my high school unionized, 99 00:03:26,510 --> 00:03:28,295 and now there's literally nothing they can do 100 00:03:28,338 --> 00:03:29,339 to get them fired. 101 00:03:29,383 --> 00:03:31,080 Like, Mr. Lackman's still there, 102 00:03:31,123 --> 00:03:32,429 and he's married to a sophomore. 103 00:03:32,473 --> 00:03:34,214 - I dated a Teamster, and he gets, like, 104 00:03:34,257 --> 00:03:35,737 seven paid lunches a day. 105 00:03:35,780 --> 00:03:37,304 - Seems pretty cool to me. 106 00:03:37,347 --> 00:03:40,045 - If your skin was rotting, you would smell it, right? 107 00:03:40,089 --> 00:03:41,569 - ♪ You can't hurry love 108 00:03:41,612 --> 00:03:44,267 ♪ No, you'll just have to wait ♪ 109 00:03:44,311 --> 00:03:46,530 ♪ She said, "Love don't come easy...♪ 110 00:03:46,574 --> 00:03:49,229 - Hey, the whole store is signing union cards. 111 00:03:49,272 --> 00:03:50,317 - What? - Yeah. 112 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:51,883 The cleaning crew thought they were 113 00:03:51,927 --> 00:03:53,320 signing birthday cards, but the signatures still count. 114 00:03:53,363 --> 00:03:54,451 Then once Marcus went union, 115 00:03:54,495 --> 00:03:55,713 all the warehouse guys followed him. 116 00:03:55,757 --> 00:03:57,367 They actually consider him to be a leader, 117 00:03:57,411 --> 00:03:59,064 which I think is the most disturbing part of all of this. 118 00:03:59,108 --> 00:04:01,284 - Well, we gotta do something. What do we do? 119 00:04:01,328 --> 00:04:03,199 - I don't know. Show an anti-union video. 120 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:05,114 - No, those videos are so dumb. 121 00:04:05,157 --> 00:04:07,421 - Yeah. Okay, what else could we do? 122 00:04:10,162 --> 00:04:12,556 - Cloud 9, a great place to shop 123 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:14,428 and a great place to work. 124 00:04:14,471 --> 00:04:17,909 Everybody wants to be here, including unions. 125 00:04:17,953 --> 00:04:19,259 - [scoffs] 126 00:04:19,302 --> 00:04:20,564 So, when you were-- - Shh. 127 00:04:20,608 --> 00:04:22,305 People are trying to watch. 128 00:04:22,349 --> 00:04:24,046 - But before you decide, there are... 129 00:04:25,787 --> 00:04:26,222 . 130 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:27,919 - Studies show that employees 131 00:04:27,963 --> 00:04:28,790 at a non-union facility are 132 00:04:28,833 --> 00:04:30,618 more engaged and happier. 133 00:04:30,661 --> 00:04:33,142 - Yeah! Don't try to come between me and Cloud 9. 134 00:04:33,185 --> 00:04:35,362 That's my bae. - Well said. 135 00:04:35,405 --> 00:04:37,625 - Not sure who I feel about this new MC Cool Cloud. 136 00:04:37,668 --> 00:04:39,496 - Yeah, there's something profoundly disturbing about 137 00:04:39,540 --> 00:04:41,542 seeing a two-dimensional cartoon character 138 00:04:41,585 --> 00:04:42,543 in three dimensions. 139 00:04:42,586 --> 00:04:43,848 - Like with "The Peanuts Movie." 140 00:04:43,892 --> 00:04:46,198 I had no idea that Charlie Brown was 141 00:04:46,242 --> 00:04:48,200 a bald child with a deformed head. 142 00:04:48,244 --> 00:04:50,028 - It's like a bruised apple. - I know. 143 00:04:50,072 --> 00:04:52,117 - No union better mess with my family. 144 00:04:52,161 --> 00:04:56,644 - Oh, MC Cool Cloud, you're gonna be the best dad. 145 00:04:56,687 --> 00:04:58,689 - Whoa! - What?! 146 00:04:58,733 --> 00:05:00,212 [murmuring] 147 00:05:00,256 --> 00:05:03,912 - I'm sorry, did MC Cool Cloud just impregnate a human? 148 00:05:03,955 --> 00:05:05,435 - I think he did. 149 00:05:05,479 --> 00:05:07,002 - Okay, does anybody have any thoughts about the video? 150 00:05:07,045 --> 00:05:08,873 - I mean, I'm a little disappointed. 151 00:05:08,917 --> 00:05:10,527 I thought you were showing us "Paddington." 152 00:05:10,571 --> 00:05:11,963 - Uh, no, I never said-- 153 00:05:12,007 --> 00:05:13,878 - I also heard it was gonna be "Paddington." 154 00:05:13,922 --> 00:05:14,923 - I don't know where these 155 00:05:14,966 --> 00:05:16,185 "Paddington" rumors got started. 156 00:05:16,228 --> 00:05:18,796 - I thought it was a one-sided, fear-mongering 157 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:20,232 piece of corporate propaganda. 158 00:05:20,276 --> 00:05:21,451 - Well, nobody asked your opinion, so... 159 00:05:21,495 --> 00:05:23,061 - Oh, I thought you did when you said, 160 00:05:23,105 --> 00:05:24,585 "Does anybody have any thoughts on this video?" 161 00:05:24,628 --> 00:05:26,848 - Well, I found it interesting to learn that 162 00:05:26,891 --> 00:05:29,024 unions actually limit communication. 163 00:05:29,067 --> 00:05:30,155 - Good point, Dina. 164 00:05:30,199 --> 00:05:31,722 It's like when you have a problem, 165 00:05:31,766 --> 00:05:33,376 do you wanna be able to come straight to me 166 00:05:33,420 --> 00:05:35,683 or do you wanna have to go through some shop steward 167 00:05:35,726 --> 00:05:36,814 like in the video? 168 00:05:36,858 --> 00:05:38,729 - Definitely you. That guy was a dick. 169 00:05:38,773 --> 00:05:40,165 - Where do I know him from? 170 00:05:40,209 --> 00:05:42,298 - Oh, he's in that rheumatoid arthritis commercial 171 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:43,821 where he can't pick up his grandkids and he's sad. 172 00:05:43,865 --> 00:05:46,476 - Oh, yeah, and then the dog drops the ball at his feet, 173 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:48,957 and he just shakes his head like, "Can't do it, buddy." 174 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,262 - Aww. 175 00:05:50,306 --> 00:05:51,394 - So, if you can just help us with our problems, 176 00:05:51,438 --> 00:05:53,004 my hours keep getting cut, 177 00:05:53,048 --> 00:05:54,528 and I don't make a livable wage. 178 00:05:54,571 --> 00:05:55,833 - Well, I do help you with that, 179 00:05:55,877 --> 00:05:56,834 because I pay the rent. 180 00:05:56,878 --> 00:05:58,619 all: Oh! - Oh, snap. 181 00:05:58,662 --> 00:06:00,751 - This is definitely better than "Paddington." 182 00:06:00,795 --> 00:06:03,319 - ♪ I want you to love me 183 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,147 ♪ When I feel down [goat bleats] 184 00:06:05,190 --> 00:06:06,583 ♪ I want you to... 185 00:06:06,627 --> 00:06:08,846 - All I'm saying is that unions aren't always right, 186 00:06:08,890 --> 00:06:10,370 and corporate isn't always wrong. 187 00:06:10,413 --> 00:06:11,936 - That's not what you said when they made you come back 188 00:06:11,980 --> 00:06:13,329 to work two days after having a baby. 189 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,287 - Yeah, you were livin' la vida pissed. 190 00:06:15,331 --> 00:06:17,333 - I bet you get maternity leave now, though. 191 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:19,944 - Oh, yeah, there's a really great plan for managers. 192 00:06:19,988 --> 00:06:21,119 - This isn't about me. 193 00:06:21,163 --> 00:06:22,469 I'm never getting pregnant again, so-- 194 00:06:22,512 --> 00:06:25,428 - Sure, but other people might be--wait, never? 195 00:06:25,472 --> 00:06:26,777 - I don't know. - I mean, I don't know 196 00:06:26,821 --> 00:06:27,996 where this is going, but-- - I just--I haven't 197 00:06:28,039 --> 00:06:29,127 thought about it. - Yeah, I haven't thought 198 00:06:29,171 --> 00:06:30,128 about it either, but it's a conversation 199 00:06:30,172 --> 00:06:31,347 we should have at some point. 200 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:33,697 - At some point, Jonah, not this point. 201 00:06:33,741 --> 00:06:36,004 - Livin' la vida awkward. 202 00:06:36,047 --> 00:06:38,441 - So you thought, "That first one killed. 203 00:06:38,485 --> 00:06:39,834 I'm gonna go back to that well." 204 00:06:39,877 --> 00:06:41,792 - I don't understand the obsession with procreation. 205 00:06:41,836 --> 00:06:44,055 The whole planet's got, like, maybe ten years left. 206 00:06:44,099 --> 00:06:45,143 Just enjoy it. 207 00:06:45,187 --> 00:06:46,754 - Well, I care about maternity leave. 208 00:06:46,797 --> 00:06:49,234 I'm not pregnant, but I am in a relationship 209 00:06:49,278 --> 00:06:51,367 that's going very well, and we don't use protection. 210 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:52,890 - Cut the crap, Sandra. 211 00:06:52,934 --> 00:06:54,892 I know you're sleeping with Jerry. 212 00:06:54,936 --> 00:06:55,893 - What? - Whoa. 213 00:06:55,937 --> 00:06:57,242 - What? - I--I-- 214 00:06:57,286 --> 00:06:58,374 - You broke the coin flip? 215 00:06:58,418 --> 00:06:59,810 - Why do we even have laws? 216 00:06:59,854 --> 00:07:02,030 - I guess Amy's not the only hypocrite in the room. 217 00:07:02,073 --> 00:07:03,379 - Me? Why am I a hypocrite? 218 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:05,337 - Because you're siding with the enemy. 219 00:07:05,381 --> 00:07:07,339 - Corporate is not the enemy. 220 00:07:07,383 --> 00:07:11,474 - Okay, and where are we with the union stuff at 1217? 221 00:07:11,518 --> 00:07:13,650 - Well, assuming they petition the NLRB, 222 00:07:13,694 --> 00:07:14,695 we'll get legal into it. 223 00:07:14,738 --> 00:07:16,871 - Good, keep me in the loop on that. 224 00:07:16,914 --> 00:07:18,655 - Keep me in the loop on that too. 225 00:07:18,699 --> 00:07:20,657 - Okay, Jeff. 226 00:07:21,528 --> 00:07:23,486 And then it's all about slowing down their momentum. 227 00:07:23,530 --> 00:07:24,792 We're running background checks on all 228 00:07:24,835 --> 00:07:27,055 the floor workers; we've authorized ICE to do 229 00:07:27,098 --> 00:07:28,230 a worksite enforcement. 230 00:07:28,273 --> 00:07:29,492 We're trying to isolate the agitators. 231 00:07:29,536 --> 00:07:31,276 - ICE? You're bringing in ICE? 232 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:33,409 Wow, that's, uh, that's extreme. 233 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:35,193 - Yeah, Jeff, that's why we're doing it. 234 00:07:35,237 --> 00:07:36,891 It's extreme. 235 00:07:36,934 --> 00:07:38,283 We're also starting a group 236 00:07:38,327 --> 00:07:40,372 called Working Families of Cloud 9 that I think-- 237 00:07:40,416 --> 00:07:42,897 - I have to go to the bathroom. 238 00:07:42,940 --> 00:07:44,333 [clears throat] 239 00:07:44,376 --> 00:07:46,683 - You can just go. You don't have to announce it. 240 00:07:46,727 --> 00:07:49,425 - Okay, it's diarrhea, 241 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:52,733 so I'm probably gonna be gone for a while. 242 00:07:55,344 --> 00:07:57,520 - He makes me uncomfortable. 243 00:07:57,564 --> 00:08:01,306 - ♪ One, two, princes kneel before you ♪ 244 00:08:01,350 --> 00:08:02,656 ♪ That's what I said now 245 00:08:02,699 --> 00:08:05,789 ♪ Princes, Princes who adore you ♪ 246 00:08:05,833 --> 00:08:07,095 ♪ Just go ahead now 247 00:08:07,138 --> 00:08:08,836 ♪ One has diamonds... 248 00:08:08,879 --> 00:08:12,230 - I don't understand how Jerry is the man in the middle. 249 00:08:12,274 --> 00:08:13,928 Am I picturing the right guy? 250 00:08:13,971 --> 00:08:16,931 - He's not trying to be sexy, and that's what makes him sexy. 251 00:08:16,974 --> 00:08:18,062 [phone buzzes] 252 00:08:18,106 --> 00:08:20,064 - [scoffs] Jeff again. 253 00:08:20,108 --> 00:08:21,631 It's, like, the fifth time in a row. 254 00:08:21,675 --> 00:08:23,546 - I honestly feel like calling someone is 255 00:08:23,590 --> 00:08:25,156 one of the worst things you can do to them. 256 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:26,723 - I know, right? 257 00:08:26,767 --> 00:08:28,116 [phone ringing] 258 00:08:28,159 --> 00:08:29,596 - [sighs] 259 00:08:29,639 --> 00:08:31,685 Hey, Jeff. - Hey--oh, Amy. 260 00:08:31,728 --> 00:08:32,990 Thank God. 261 00:08:33,034 --> 00:08:33,991 - You know, you don't always have to use video 262 00:08:34,035 --> 00:08:35,210 when you call. 263 00:08:35,253 --> 00:08:37,560 - I like video. Is Mateo working today? 264 00:08:37,604 --> 00:08:38,518 - Yep. 265 00:08:38,561 --> 00:08:39,475 - Listen, you have to get him 266 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:42,260 out of the store right now. 267 00:08:42,304 --> 00:08:44,567 - Mateo! Mateo! 268 00:08:44,611 --> 00:08:47,962 ICE is coming! - Isn't it "winter is coming"? 269 00:08:48,005 --> 00:08:49,311 - Did you guys see the finale? 270 00:08:49,354 --> 00:08:50,921 - Nobody spoil it. I've never watched the show. 271 00:08:50,965 --> 00:08:54,272 - No, I mean ICE, Immigration. They're coming right now. 272 00:08:54,316 --> 00:08:55,447 - Oh, my God! - You have to leave. 273 00:08:55,491 --> 00:08:56,536 - Oh, my God. - Wait, what? 274 00:08:56,579 --> 00:08:57,928 You knew? Why didn't you tell me? 275 00:08:57,972 --> 00:08:59,582 - It's not my secret. It's Mateo's secret. 276 00:08:59,626 --> 00:09:01,758 - You told Jonah? I thought that was between us. 277 00:09:01,802 --> 00:09:02,977 - You told Marcus too? 278 00:09:03,020 --> 00:09:05,196 - Wait, did you tell him before you told me? 279 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:06,676 - You shouldn't tell so many people. 280 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:09,113 - Is there anybody else you didn't tell or just me? 281 00:09:09,157 --> 00:09:10,114 - Hey, guys. 282 00:09:10,158 --> 00:09:11,638 [intimidating music] 283 00:09:11,681 --> 00:09:13,117 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 284 00:09:13,161 --> 00:09:14,815 I gotta go. 285 00:09:14,858 --> 00:09:17,600 ♪ 286 00:09:17,644 --> 00:09:20,342 - Ooh, do you want your ice cream, Mateo? 287 00:09:22,692 --> 00:09:23,084 . 288 00:09:23,127 --> 00:09:24,955 - Attention Cloud 9 employees: 289 00:09:24,999 --> 00:09:26,522 were you born in a foreign country? 290 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:27,871 Have you overstayed a visa 291 00:09:27,915 --> 00:09:29,786 or did you cross the border illegally? 292 00:09:29,830 --> 00:09:32,441 Well, today is not your lucky day, 293 00:09:32,484 --> 00:09:33,964 because ICE is here. 294 00:09:34,008 --> 00:09:37,141 So stay tuned, because you can't leave. 295 00:09:38,316 --> 00:09:41,668 I like to add a little color in the announcements. 296 00:09:41,711 --> 00:09:43,408 Fun for everybody. 297 00:09:44,714 --> 00:09:46,020 - There are two guards on the loading dock. 298 00:09:46,063 --> 00:09:47,064 - Yeah, same with the side door. 299 00:09:47,108 --> 00:09:48,588 - Oh, God, we're trapped. 300 00:09:48,631 --> 00:09:49,850 - Guys, what about this? 301 00:09:49,893 --> 00:09:51,852 You hide in here with a bunch of mannequins. 302 00:09:51,895 --> 00:09:53,810 Then if ICE looks in, all they see is 303 00:09:53,854 --> 00:09:55,507 a bunch of arms and legs. 304 00:09:55,551 --> 00:09:57,945 - That's your brilliant plan, me hiding in a trash compactor? 305 00:09:57,988 --> 00:09:59,381 What if somebody pushes the button? 306 00:09:59,424 --> 00:10:01,122 - Oh, I could tape up a sign that says, 307 00:10:01,165 --> 00:10:03,211 "Please don't operate trash compactor." 308 00:10:03,254 --> 00:10:05,126 - No. No, they'd notice that. 309 00:10:05,169 --> 00:10:07,215 It's the fact that only an idiot would hide 310 00:10:07,258 --> 00:10:08,912 inside a working trash compactor 311 00:10:08,956 --> 00:10:10,087 that plays in our favor. 312 00:10:10,131 --> 00:10:11,349 - Maybe we could hide you up on the roof. 313 00:10:11,393 --> 00:10:12,481 - And then what? 314 00:10:12,524 --> 00:10:14,788 - Well, and then, you know...phase two. 315 00:10:14,831 --> 00:10:16,093 [alarm blaring] - Whoa. 316 00:10:16,137 --> 00:10:18,574 - Sorry, my fingers are still greasy 317 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:19,880 from a salami rollup. 318 00:10:19,923 --> 00:10:22,883 Don't worry. I'll reset this, you'll get in. 319 00:10:22,926 --> 00:10:24,972 It's gonna be fine. 320 00:10:25,015 --> 00:10:27,931 - Here I have my refugee identity certificate, 321 00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:31,021 my social security card, driver's license, 322 00:10:31,065 --> 00:10:33,763 electric bills proving my residence. 323 00:10:33,807 --> 00:10:35,678 - That's fine. That's fine. 324 00:10:35,722 --> 00:10:38,986 - And here are pictures of me at the block party 325 00:10:39,029 --> 00:10:40,901 in my mostly white neighborhood. 326 00:10:40,944 --> 00:10:42,990 As you can see, everybody's smiling. 327 00:10:43,033 --> 00:10:45,383 The community is embracing me. 328 00:10:45,427 --> 00:10:48,038 - So, uh, what's the process here? 329 00:10:48,082 --> 00:10:50,171 - Everyone should just go about business as usual 330 00:10:50,214 --> 00:10:51,999 while we run the socials through the database. 331 00:10:52,042 --> 00:10:54,175 If we spot any illegals, we'll let you know. 332 00:10:54,218 --> 00:10:58,092 - Well, I don't think we have any illegals working here. 333 00:10:58,135 --> 00:11:01,704 - Well, you never can tell. They look just like you and me. 334 00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:03,488 Well, you. 335 00:11:04,925 --> 00:11:06,970 - Ha-ha. 336 00:11:07,841 --> 00:11:08,885 - What happened? 337 00:11:08,929 --> 00:11:10,060 - They're going through payroll now. 338 00:11:10,104 --> 00:11:10,974 I don't know how long it's gonna take, 339 00:11:11,018 --> 00:11:12,236 but we have to get Mateo out now. 340 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:13,890 - Not sure how happy corporate's gonna be about 341 00:11:13,934 --> 00:11:15,022 you doing that. 342 00:11:15,065 --> 00:11:16,676 - Well, [bleep] corporate. I'm done. 343 00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:17,938 - Welcome back. 344 00:11:17,981 --> 00:11:19,330 - ♪ Keep me down 345 00:11:19,374 --> 00:11:21,898 ♪ I get knocked down, but I get up again ♪ 346 00:11:21,942 --> 00:11:23,595 ♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪ 347 00:11:23,639 --> 00:11:25,075 ♪ I get knocked... 348 00:11:25,119 --> 00:11:26,294 - Obviously, we're not gonna just let them take Mateo, 349 00:11:26,337 --> 00:11:27,817 so somebody come up with something. 350 00:11:27,861 --> 00:11:28,992 There are no bad ideas. 351 00:11:29,036 --> 00:11:30,864 - What about if we get-- - Okay, Sandra. 352 00:11:30,907 --> 00:11:33,170 Could you just stop it with the wigs, please? 353 00:11:33,214 --> 00:11:34,302 Thank you. - Okay, guys--guys. 354 00:11:34,345 --> 00:11:35,520 I actually think I have something here. 355 00:11:35,564 --> 00:11:37,218 "In the event of an ICE enforcement action, 356 00:11:37,261 --> 00:11:40,090 "anyone who may be in violation of U.S. immigration law 357 00:11:40,134 --> 00:11:41,744 "should immediately present themselves 358 00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:43,137 to an officer for evaluation." 359 00:11:43,180 --> 00:11:44,747 This is from ICE.gov. 360 00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:46,488 - Super helpful. 361 00:11:46,531 --> 00:11:48,969 - Screw it. You can live with me. 362 00:11:49,012 --> 00:11:51,319 I've been living in a small utility room 363 00:11:51,362 --> 00:11:52,973 in the back of the store for several months. 364 00:11:53,016 --> 00:11:54,278 all: What? 365 00:11:54,322 --> 00:11:56,498 - I bathe at night in the employee bathroom, 366 00:11:56,541 --> 00:11:58,587 and I pee in jars. 367 00:11:58,630 --> 00:11:59,806 - Ew. 368 00:11:59,849 --> 00:12:00,807 - Why wouldn't you just pee in the bathroom? 369 00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:04,245 - 'Cause I've been peeing in jars. 370 00:12:04,288 --> 00:12:06,508 - I would love to not spend the rest of my life 371 00:12:06,551 --> 00:12:08,640 living with you in a hole in the back of the store, 372 00:12:08,684 --> 00:12:09,641 but thank you. 373 00:12:09,685 --> 00:12:11,121 - You're welcome. 374 00:12:11,165 --> 00:12:12,470 - Okay, hiding Mateo in the store won't work anyway. 375 00:12:12,514 --> 00:12:14,342 They have sniffer dogs, infrared scanners. 376 00:12:14,385 --> 00:12:16,692 They bust through windows, kick down doors, 377 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:17,998 come down through the ceiling... 378 00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:19,216 I mean, it's weird. 379 00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:21,044 Their entire job is just an exercise 380 00:12:21,088 --> 00:12:22,219 in walls being useless. 381 00:12:22,263 --> 00:12:23,830 - Okay, so what are you suggesting, Dina? 382 00:12:23,873 --> 00:12:25,788 That we just hand Mateo over to ICE? 383 00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:27,355 - I mean, no offense to Mateo, 384 00:12:27,398 --> 00:12:29,139 but technically, he did commit a crime. 385 00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:30,358 [indistinct chatter] 386 00:12:30,401 --> 00:12:32,186 I'm just saying, if you get caught 387 00:12:32,229 --> 00:12:33,883 sneaking into a movie, they don't let you stay 388 00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:35,232 for the rest of the movie. 389 00:12:35,276 --> 00:12:36,190 - It depends how much of the movie you've watched. 390 00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:37,931 - Yeah, and what the movie is. 391 00:12:37,974 --> 00:12:39,497 - It's the greatest movie you'll ever see. 392 00:12:39,541 --> 00:12:40,760 It's called America. 393 00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:42,544 - Oh, "Ride Along 2" is in my top ten, easy. 394 00:12:42,587 --> 00:12:44,676 - What if your parents brought you to the movie 395 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:45,852 through no fault of your own? 396 00:12:45,895 --> 00:12:47,636 - Well, you'd still get kicked out. 397 00:12:47,679 --> 00:12:50,030 - I mean, yeah. Okay. 398 00:12:50,073 --> 00:12:51,901 - What if you were born in the movie theater? 399 00:12:51,945 --> 00:12:53,816 - All right, why don't we take a break from this metaphor? 400 00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:54,817 - Yes, please. 401 00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:55,862 - Guys, let's not forget that 402 00:12:55,905 --> 00:12:58,560 Jesus was an immigrant from heaven. 403 00:12:58,603 --> 00:13:00,040 - Oh, boy. - Yeah. 404 00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:02,782 And he had to go home too, and it was not a fun trip. 405 00:13:02,825 --> 00:13:05,175 Plus, it could not have been easy being a white guy 406 00:13:05,219 --> 00:13:06,655 in the Middle East. 407 00:13:06,698 --> 00:13:09,049 - What if we let you get deported and then you can just 408 00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:10,572 come back legally like Sayid? 409 00:13:10,615 --> 00:13:12,400 - Yeah, what was that application process like? 410 00:13:12,443 --> 00:13:14,228 - Well, my country was in a civil war. 411 00:13:14,271 --> 00:13:17,187 I applied for refugee status and waited two years 412 00:13:17,231 --> 00:13:19,407 for background checks while all my friends 413 00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:21,235 either died or fled persecution. 414 00:13:21,278 --> 00:13:23,541 - Sorry, I meant literally what was the application like? 415 00:13:23,585 --> 00:13:25,935 Did you do it online or was it a snail mail situation? 416 00:13:25,979 --> 00:13:28,416 - Snail mail. - Oof, brutal. 417 00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:29,939 - I know. 418 00:13:29,983 --> 00:13:31,332 We can paint your vest the same color as your sweater, 419 00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:33,073 so it'd make you look like you're a customer. 420 00:13:33,116 --> 00:13:35,075 - Oh, we could just take off his vest. 421 00:13:35,118 --> 00:13:36,903 - That's basically what I just pitched. 422 00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:37,991 - Guys, that wouldn't work. 423 00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:39,557 They're checking all the customers' IDs 424 00:13:39,601 --> 00:13:40,645 before they leave. 425 00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:42,082 I mean, if the store was more crowded, 426 00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:43,431 we could try and slip him out, 427 00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:46,173 but there are, like, six customers here today. 428 00:13:46,216 --> 00:13:48,566 - Wait, what if we made it more crowded? 429 00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:50,220 Just, like, pack the store with people 430 00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:51,569 and then slipped him out. 431 00:13:51,613 --> 00:13:52,788 - You know what, if we hit up everyone we know, 432 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,268 we could fill up the store pretty quick. 433 00:13:54,311 --> 00:13:55,660 - Some of those people could wear wigs if they wanted to. 434 00:13:55,704 --> 00:13:56,966 - Sandra! - Shut up. 435 00:13:57,010 --> 00:13:58,272 - Okay, well, this is the best plan we've got. 436 00:13:58,315 --> 00:14:00,883 So everybody call everyone they've ever known. 437 00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:03,320 Friends, family, whoever, just get them here ASAP. 438 00:14:03,364 --> 00:14:06,149 - Actually, most of my friends live in Manhattan, 439 00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:07,890 so I don't think they'll make it on time. 440 00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:09,283 - Yeah, okay. That's fine. 441 00:14:09,326 --> 00:14:10,632 - They're in fashion. Mostly, they work in fashion. 442 00:14:10,675 --> 00:14:13,330 - Guys, "ICE" on three. One, two-- 443 00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:14,766 - Why would we cheer for ICE? 444 00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:16,072 - I don't know, guys. 445 00:14:16,116 --> 00:14:18,118 I'm sick of always having to be the fun one. 446 00:14:18,161 --> 00:14:19,684 Let's just--let's do this. 447 00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:21,948 . 448 00:14:21,991 --> 00:14:23,863 - Wow, when everyone calls their friends, 449 00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:25,125 this place really fills up. 450 00:14:25,168 --> 00:14:26,387 - Yeah, I called Jerusha, but she's busy. 451 00:14:26,430 --> 00:14:28,258 She's doing a fundraiser to buy Pastor Craig 452 00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:29,869 a second airplane. 453 00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:33,829 - Ugh, I wish all my friends didn't live in Manhattan. 454 00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:37,920 - Thank you for coming. - Of course. 455 00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:40,227 I'm always gonna be here for you. 456 00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:42,794 - You're the best. - You're the best. 457 00:14:42,838 --> 00:14:45,188 - No, you're the best. 458 00:14:45,232 --> 00:14:48,104 - I hate to say this because they're close friends of mine, 459 00:14:48,148 --> 00:14:51,238 but they're both human traffickers. 460 00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:54,284 If you check her locker, there's evidence. 461 00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:56,939 - Okay, we have to spread out the chaos. 462 00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:59,507 Heather, if you could grab all of your basketball friends 463 00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:01,335 and go block the guy in pharmacy. 464 00:15:01,378 --> 00:15:04,164 And, um--oh, Marcus. Take all your friends-- 465 00:15:04,207 --> 00:15:05,339 - My bro squad. 466 00:15:05,382 --> 00:15:07,428 - Yeah, whatever, and go swarm bedding. 467 00:15:07,471 --> 00:15:08,429 Bro out. 468 00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:11,475 And--oh, Kelly. You--Kelly! 469 00:15:11,519 --> 00:15:12,476 What are you doing here? 470 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,087 - Oh, Jonah called me. - Oh. 471 00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:15,566 - We said to call everyone. 472 00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:17,655 - I brought a bunch of people from the Fenton store. 473 00:15:17,699 --> 00:15:19,353 - Oh, great. Awesome. 474 00:15:19,396 --> 00:15:20,441 Good. 475 00:15:20,484 --> 00:15:22,008 Uh, I just--I guess I didn't realize 476 00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:23,444 you two were still in touch. 477 00:15:23,487 --> 00:15:25,054 - I mean, you know, we check in. 478 00:15:25,098 --> 00:15:26,577 - We do too. - No, we don't. 479 00:15:26,621 --> 00:15:27,970 - 'Cause I don't have your number. 480 00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:29,493 - Okay, great. Cool, very cool. 481 00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:30,668 Glad to have you on the team. 482 00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:33,062 If you could just grab all your... 483 00:15:33,106 --> 00:15:35,630 so were these, like, texts or phone calls? 484 00:15:35,673 --> 00:15:37,023 Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. 485 00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:38,633 - Whoa. [clicks tongue] 486 00:15:38,676 --> 00:15:39,851 Nice piece, dog. 487 00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:41,114 What is it, like a Cougar Magnum? 488 00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:43,203 - It's a Glock. - Oh, nice. 489 00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:45,683 Very nice. Could I try shooting that? 490 00:15:45,727 --> 00:15:47,685 - My gun? No. 491 00:15:47,729 --> 00:15:49,339 - Mm-mm. Oh, watch out! 492 00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:51,602 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoop, whoop, whoop! 493 00:15:51,646 --> 00:15:53,082 - We didn't have any that said 494 00:15:53,126 --> 00:15:54,301 "Make America Great Again." 495 00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:56,216 The closest I could find was "Fart Police." 496 00:15:56,259 --> 00:15:58,435 - Ugh, I'm just gonna wear this one. 497 00:15:59,915 --> 00:16:01,177 How do I look? 498 00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:02,787 - Great. 499 00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:04,311 I'm gonna miss working with you. 500 00:16:04,354 --> 00:16:07,096 - Chey, relax. I'm gonna get out. 501 00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:08,663 - Yeah, but even if you do make it out, 502 00:16:08,706 --> 00:16:11,883 you can't come back now that they know. 503 00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:16,671 - Oh. Uh...yeah, of course. 504 00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:20,501 Obviously...that would be the case. 505 00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:26,855 - ♪ And the oh, oh, oh's they haunt me ♪ 506 00:16:26,898 --> 00:16:30,859 ♪ Like ghosts they want me to make... ♪ 507 00:16:30,902 --> 00:16:32,295 - And then at one pageant, 508 00:16:32,339 --> 00:16:35,255 we heard this girl gagging in the bathroom. 509 00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:37,300 And we're all like, "Guess we know how 510 00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:38,823 she stays so slim." 511 00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:42,044 Turns out, an actual strangler had broken into the building 512 00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:44,612 and was straight up trying to murder her. 513 00:16:44,655 --> 00:16:47,049 Well, she managed to fight him off 514 00:16:47,093 --> 00:16:49,660 with a hot curling iron and an eyebrow pencil. 515 00:16:49,704 --> 00:16:50,661 [laughs] 516 00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:52,185 She came in second. 517 00:16:52,228 --> 00:16:53,838 - So, the guy we're looking for is named 518 00:16:53,882 --> 00:16:57,103 Mateo Fernando Aquino Liwanag. 519 00:16:57,146 --> 00:17:00,193 - Liwanag? - Yeah, it sounds Swedish. 520 00:17:00,236 --> 00:17:01,542 - Or Latvian. 521 00:17:01,585 --> 00:17:04,545 - Mateo could be Mexican. - Hey, you know what? 522 00:17:04,588 --> 00:17:07,809 There is a guy here named Mark. Maybe you're looking for him. 523 00:17:07,852 --> 00:17:09,115 - No, it's not Mark. 524 00:17:09,158 --> 00:17:11,030 It's Mateo, and it says that he has worked here 525 00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:12,205 for four years. 526 00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:15,382 - Well, I'm sorry. I know everyone who has 527 00:17:15,425 --> 00:17:18,298 ever worked here, and I have never heard that name. 528 00:17:19,777 --> 00:17:20,909 - [sighs] Okay. 529 00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:22,476 Thanks. 530 00:17:24,652 --> 00:17:27,220 So, who's this? 531 00:17:28,656 --> 00:17:30,092 - What the hell? 532 00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:33,574 - Um, that--I...have never seen 533 00:17:33,617 --> 00:17:35,141 that picture before. 534 00:17:35,184 --> 00:17:37,186 - Feels like I'm in a horror movie. 535 00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:39,493 - Okay, just act natural. 536 00:17:39,536 --> 00:17:41,538 - I'm trying to, but I forgot how to walk. 537 00:17:41,582 --> 00:17:44,106 - Oh, and now I forget. 538 00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:45,673 I think we're doing it right. - Okay. 539 00:17:45,716 --> 00:17:46,935 You're doing it. - There you are! 540 00:17:46,978 --> 00:17:48,502 They know about you. 541 00:17:48,545 --> 00:17:49,981 both: What? 542 00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:51,374 - They saw your picture. They know what you look like. 543 00:17:51,418 --> 00:17:52,593 We have to go now. - Okay, well, where do we go? 544 00:17:52,636 --> 00:17:53,463 - I don't know. - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 545 00:17:53,507 --> 00:17:54,769 Oh, my God. 546 00:17:54,812 --> 00:17:56,031 - Okay, listen to me very carefully. 547 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,120 I'll get you out of there. - Uh...repeat. 548 00:17:58,164 --> 00:17:59,208 - You've got agents coming your way 549 00:17:59,252 --> 00:18:00,166 from menswear and electronics. 550 00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:01,167 Make a left at aisle nine, 551 00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:02,603 and we'll lose them in grocery. 552 00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:04,344 - Thank you, Dina. - Go, now! 553 00:18:04,387 --> 00:18:06,346 - You ever find yourself in a situation 554 00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:08,435 where you're dating a girl and you realize she's, like, 555 00:18:08,478 --> 00:18:11,046 an immigrant or whatever, and you gotta choose between 556 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,266 your love and your country? 557 00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:16,138 - Hasn't come up. - Ah. 558 00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:18,619 You'd choose love, though. Yeah, I can tell. 559 00:18:18,662 --> 00:18:19,707 I know your type. 560 00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:24,581 - Okay, keep walking. - Come on. 561 00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:25,930 - All right, when you hit the end of the aisle, 562 00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:27,236 you're gonna need to head due west. 563 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:28,803 - Where? - Left or right, Dina? 564 00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:29,978 - Left! 565 00:18:30,021 --> 00:18:31,066 Due west runs diagonally through the store 566 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,154 from camping to customer service. 567 00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:33,155 How do you not know that? 568 00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:35,288 - Left. - Okay. 569 00:18:35,331 --> 00:18:38,378 [exciting percussive music] 570 00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:39,553 - Oh. - Hey! 571 00:18:39,596 --> 00:18:40,684 - Oh! - Oh, [bleep], there's someone. 572 00:18:40,728 --> 00:18:41,772 Run! - Come on, come on, come on, 573 00:18:41,816 --> 00:18:43,078 come on, come on! - Run! 574 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,210 - They're heading north through housewares. 575 00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:46,168 - Get out of there! Go! Go now! 576 00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:48,039 - So, everyone knows now? 577 00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:49,519 - Everyone knows. 578 00:18:50,694 --> 00:18:51,739 - Do you wanna get married? 579 00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:56,309 - Okay. 580 00:18:56,352 --> 00:18:58,354 [both laugh] 581 00:18:58,398 --> 00:18:59,747 - Okay, you guys need to keep going straight 582 00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:01,052 through Bath & Beauty. 583 00:19:01,096 --> 00:19:02,358 and we're gonna try and make it all the way 584 00:19:02,402 --> 00:19:03,577 to the end of the garden section, all right? 585 00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:04,752 Go, go, go! 586 00:19:04,795 --> 00:19:06,884 ♪ 587 00:19:06,928 --> 00:19:08,364 - Go, go, go! 588 00:19:08,408 --> 00:19:11,324 - Did you know that the capital of Panama is Panama? 589 00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:14,196 I can rap the entire Central American countries. 590 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,198 I did it once for a talent competition. 591 00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:18,200 ♪ México D.F., México 592 00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:20,202 ♪ Guatemala, Guatemala 593 00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:21,943 ♪ Tegucigalpa, Honduras 594 00:19:21,986 --> 00:19:23,901 ♪ San Salvador, El Salvador 595 00:19:23,945 --> 00:19:25,599 ♪ San José, Costa Rica 596 00:19:25,642 --> 00:19:27,340 ♪ Panamá, Panamá 597 00:19:27,383 --> 00:19:29,342 - Go! - This way. Go, go, go! 598 00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:30,778 Wait, wait, wait. - No, wait, stop! 599 00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:32,649 Stop! Reverse course, turn around! 600 00:19:32,693 --> 00:19:34,216 Okay, new plan. 601 00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:36,000 Just make it to pharmacy. You can hide out-- 602 00:19:36,044 --> 00:19:37,306 No, no, wait. Turn around. 603 00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:39,047 Turn around, go back. Go back the other way. 604 00:19:39,090 --> 00:19:40,222 You could lose them in housewares, I think. 605 00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:41,267 Just book it! 606 00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:42,355 Okay? Book it to the end! 607 00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:43,573 - This one. Go down here, down here. 608 00:19:43,617 --> 00:19:45,880 - Stop, stop, stop! No, wait, stop! 609 00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:47,055 There's, like, 20 guys coming that way. 610 00:19:47,098 --> 00:19:48,709 - What? 611 00:19:48,752 --> 00:19:49,884 - No, stop! Stop, stop! 612 00:19:49,927 --> 00:19:51,973 Now there's another one! There's--hold on! 613 00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:52,974 Hold on. - Dina, just tell us 614 00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:53,975 where to go. 615 00:19:54,018 --> 00:19:54,976 - Okay, hang on. Just wait. 616 00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:58,762 Wait! I don't... I don't know. 617 00:19:58,806 --> 00:20:00,982 They're... they're everywhere. 618 00:20:01,025 --> 00:20:02,549 - What? 619 00:20:02,592 --> 00:20:03,898 - I'm sorry. 620 00:20:03,941 --> 00:20:05,813 - No! - It's okay. 621 00:20:05,856 --> 00:20:06,901 - Okay, there's a vent up there. 622 00:20:06,944 --> 00:20:08,294 We can climb up on the thing and-- 623 00:20:08,337 --> 00:20:10,121 - Or we can create a diversion and take off our tops 624 00:20:10,165 --> 00:20:11,122 while you go run. 625 00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:12,472 - Yes, let's do that. - Guys. 626 00:20:12,515 --> 00:20:14,082 Stop, stop, guys! 627 00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:15,388 [sighs] 628 00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:16,650 It's okay. 629 00:20:18,173 --> 00:20:19,566 It's over. 630 00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:22,308 ["Homegrown" by Haux] 631 00:20:22,351 --> 00:20:23,918 - ♪ Into the dark 632 00:20:23,961 --> 00:20:26,921 ♪ I found it by the lake 633 00:20:26,964 --> 00:20:29,271 ♪ 634 00:20:29,315 --> 00:20:31,882 ♪ We were so close 635 00:20:31,926 --> 00:20:34,929 ♪ I couldn't bare to weight ♪ 636 00:20:34,972 --> 00:20:37,279 ♪ 637 00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:39,542 ♪ You were a shadow 638 00:20:39,586 --> 00:20:42,763 ♪ And I left you in the shade ♪ 639 00:20:42,806 --> 00:20:45,374 ♪ 640 00:20:45,418 --> 00:20:47,550 ♪ I was still running 641 00:20:47,594 --> 00:20:49,291 - What do we do now? 642 00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:51,902 - I mean, we have to fight this. 643 00:20:51,946 --> 00:20:53,730 - How? 644 00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:57,865 - No idea. 645 00:20:57,908 --> 00:21:00,433 ♪ 646 00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:03,174 - ♪ Cut to the fallout 647 00:21:03,218 --> 00:21:06,917 ♪ That silenced all our words ♪ 648 00:21:06,961 --> 00:21:08,963 ♪ 649 00:21:09,006 --> 00:21:11,182 ♪ I was still fighting 650 00:21:11,226 --> 00:21:13,533 - Wanna start a union? 651 00:21:13,576 --> 00:21:20,627 ♪ 47476

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