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Sometimes
the world looks perfect
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Nothing to rearrange
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Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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Like you need
some kinda change
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No matter what the odds
are this time
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Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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This flame in my heart
like a long-lost friend
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Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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Standing tall
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On the wings of my dream
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Rise and fall
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On the wings of my dream
Wings of my dream
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The rain and thunder
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The wind and haze
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I'm bound for better days
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It's my life and my dream
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Nothing's gonna
stop me now
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(GROANS)
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Hurry up, Balki.
We're gonna be late for work.
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Oh, just a minute, cousin
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(SCREAMS)
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Is something wrong?
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No.
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Why?
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You screamed.
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Oh-ho-ho, that.
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Well, um, as a matter of fact
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I do have a little pain
in my tooth, but it's nothing.
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What does it feel like?
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Well, ahem.
It, it feels like
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someone is hammering
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a huge nail
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up inside my head.
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And twisting it...
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I got it.
And turning it.
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I got it, I got the picture.
I got the picture.
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Balki, buddy, it sounds
like you've got a cavity.
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A cavity is a hole
in your tooth.
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When we get to the office
I'll call and make
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an appointment for you
with my dentist.
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Oh, no!
No, no, no, no, sir.
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I'm not going to no dentist.
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I'll go on
a liquid diet,
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I'll have my jaw hot-wired,
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but I'm not going to no dentist
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not no way, not no how.
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Oh, you would love it.
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'Cause they let you sit in a
chair that goes up and down.
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Really?
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Oh, and they spray water
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in your mouth.
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They do?
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Oh, a trip to the dentist
is like a visit
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to the amusement park.
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It's too bad
you don't wanna go.
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Well, okay, we'll make
an appointment for you.
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Oh, thank you, cousin.
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
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Aren't you supposed
to be making
your afternoon deliveries?
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I finished, Mr. Gorpley.
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Aren't you supposed to be
sorting the mail?
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I finished.
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I want to be all ready
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when Cousin Larry
comes out and says
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"It's time to go
to the dentist!"
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You're in a hurry
to go to the dentist?
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Cousin Larry says it's more fun
than an amusement park.
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Well, actually, it's more
like the House of Horrors.
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(LAUGHING)
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Especially when
you see the drill.
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Cousin Larry didn't mention...
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The drill.
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of torture since alimony.
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The dentist uses it
to drill holes in your teeth.
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Well, ain't I the lucky one?
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because I already got a hole
in my tooth.
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See? See that?
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See that?
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Lovely.
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Well, just wait until
the dentist uses the drill
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to make that hole bigger
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and deeper
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and wider and...
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(GROANING)
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God, I wish I hadn't dropped out
of dental college.
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Well, have fun, Bartokomous,
I'm going to lunch.
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I'll bring you back
a jawbreaker.
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(GIGGLES)
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Tooth bothering you, Balki?
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You didn't tell me
about the drill.
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Who told you
about the drill?
Mr. Gorpley.
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He tell me that the dentist
is going to take a drill
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and make the hole in my tooth
bigger and wider and deeper
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and that it's going to hurt
more than alimony.
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And we all remember
what happened at the alimony.
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Did Mr. Gorpley scare you?
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Well, he...
Did he scare you?
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Are you scared...
Are you scared
of the dentist?
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No, I'm not scared
of the dentist
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Scared of the dentist.
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However, I've decided
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that I don't need
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to go to the dentist.
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I can learn to live
with the pain.
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You can live with the pain?
Yes!
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(SCREAMS)
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You can't live with the pain.
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Balki, you've got to get
your tooth taken care of now.
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If you don't, it'll only hurt
worse and be harder to fix.
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But there's, there's just
one little problem.
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What's that?
I'm afraid.
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Oh...
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I know, I know you're afraid
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but, but I, I wouldn't
make you do anything
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that was bad for you.
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Balki, remember the time
you were afraid
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to have your picture taken?
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Yeah.
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'Cause you thought the camera
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Yeah.
You remember what I said?
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Yeah, you said, "Balki,
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"don't be stupid."
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And you remember the time
you were afraid
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to get into the elevator?
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Yeah.
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the center of
the earth.
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And you said, "Balki,
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"don't be stupid."
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and that's what's happening now.
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I'm riding the elevator?
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No.
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You're being stupid.
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Thank you, cousin.
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
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I like that.
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Do it again.
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One ride per visit, Balki.
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This is his first time
at the dentist.
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Oh, I see.
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I'm gonna put this little piece
of film in your mouth.
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Open up. Ah-ha.
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Bite down gently on the... No!
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On the tab
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and be sure
to keep your mouth closed.
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But what...
No, no, no!
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It's very important
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to keep your mouth closed.
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I'm just gonna take some X-rays
of your tooth.
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(BALKI MUMBLING)
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What?
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He said, "X-rays?
We didn't talk about X-rays."
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In this business
you get used to people
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talking with stuff
in their mouths.
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Well, nothing to worry about.
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takes a picture of your tooth,
goes right out the other side.
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It's completely safe.
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(MUMBLING)
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What?
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"and makes a hole
in my brain?"
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Trust me.
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(MUMBLING)
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Well, you've got
a good point there.
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Uh, I'll just take this
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and, uh, I, I think
I'll let the doctor
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look at him first
and then we'll take the X-rays.
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(CHUCKLES)
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I'm sorry, cousin.
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It's okay.
Thank you.
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Hmm.
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Cousin,
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what, what is this?
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No, not, not...
Whoo!
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(LAUGHS)
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No, no...
Whoo!
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Whoo!
No, no, no, no.
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No, no.
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Not that,
what is, what is this?
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Oh, and here's
the water sprayer.
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No, not the...
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Not that...
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Not that, cousin.
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Oh, and look,
the saliva sucker.
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No, not...
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(GROANING)
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I'm just desperate
to know
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what is this?
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Oh, that?
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(WHIRRING)
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Would it be
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the drill?
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Yes, that's the drill,
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but it won't be painful.
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It won't hurt a bit
after you're shot.
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I'm going to be shot?
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No, no. No.
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Nothing like that.
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The doctor is just
gonna stick a needle
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in your cheek.
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I'm out of here.
Just stay right there.
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Hello, Larry, well, I hear
we have a nervous patient.
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Hello, doctor.
Balki...
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This is doctor Dr. Shukin.
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Don't you touch me.
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I happen to be trained
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in the marital art.
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Stop it! Stop it!
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He's never had a cavity before.
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Well, let's take a look.
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A little wider.
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Why don't I let the doctor
look in my mouth first, okay?
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And that way you'll see that
nothing bad is going to happen.
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All right? Hmm?
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(MUMBLING)
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All right, now, open wide.
Tell me if this hurts.
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No.
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How about this?
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No. I told you
it wouldn't hurt.
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This?
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(SCREAMING)
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What are you doing?
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You've lost a filling.
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Well, fine, I'll make
an appointment for next month.
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Balki, you're up.
Oh, now, hold on, Larry.
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You have to have this
taken care of today
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or it could get much worse.
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
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All right, now, I'm just
going to numb your tooth
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so I can work on it.
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No needles! No needles!
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But, Larry, this is just
a little Novocain.
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I don't want any.
I don't like being numb.
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Oh, cousin, you're not dumb.
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Well, I guess
I'll just have to give you gas.
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Well, we did fill up
the tank this morning, but...
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00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:06,479
I suppose we could
top it off.
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00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:08,916
Oh. No, no, no.
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This is nitrous oxide.
Won't hurt him.
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He'll just
feel very relaxed
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and maybe a little giggly.
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Ah, it feels so much better.
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Did I mention how much
better I feel.
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Now you just relax, Larry,
and I'll be right back
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after I check your X-rays.
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No problem.
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All right, Balki,
we're out of here.
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Oh, no, you don't!
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Keep that on.
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Cousin, don't you remember
you said to me that
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sometimes we have to do things
that we're afraid of
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because it's for our own good.
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All right, all right,
all right.
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All right?
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Balki, I am an adult.
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I can make my own decisions.
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00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:11,844
And I have decided to leave
and there is nothing you can do
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to make me stay!
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(GAS TANK PINGS THEN HISSES)
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Well, now you've done it.
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I hope you're satisfied.
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We can fix it.
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(GAS CONTINUES HISSING)
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Shh. Shh. Shh.
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Cousin, cousin,
I can fix it.
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00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:29,756
(LAUGHING CONTINUES)
266
00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:40,367
I need something sharp.
267
00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:44,871
Something sharp?
Yeah.
268
00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:46,439
How about this?
269
00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:08,261
I've been shot.
270
00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:18,671
I think you're
down a quart!
271
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,673
(BOTH LAUGHING)
272
00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:28,047
I think you're down a quart!
273
00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:39,959
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
274
00:17:40,026 --> 00:17:41,561
I got an idea.
What?
275
00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:45,632
We don't need
no stinkin' dentist.
276
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:52,239
You fill my tooth.
Okay.
277
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:55,708
Oh po po
278
00:17:55,775 --> 00:18:00,713
He will be drilling through
my molars when he drills
279
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:03,049
He'll be drilling
through my molars...
280
00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:04,851
(MUFFLED SINGING)
281
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:13,092
You know what?
282
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:17,864
You know what?
What?
283
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:21,401
for me to fill your tooth.
284
00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:24,604
(LAUGHS)
285
00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:38,718
move the chair.
286
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,953
Okay, cousin, ready?
287
00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:45,091
Ready? One, two, three.
288
00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:47,327
(BOTH GRUNTING)
289
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:52,499
Better?
Much.
290
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:54,534
Okay.
Thank you.
291
00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:03,743
Oh, gosh. Okay, now
I'm gonna,
gonna get that drill.
292
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:17,123
(LAUGHING)
293
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:23,162
Cousin, cousin,
I can't feel my arm.
294
00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:27,467
You sure?
I can feel it.
295
00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:29,369
(LAUGHING CONTINUES)
296
00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:35,808
Well, then,
I must be okay.
297
00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:42,382
Now I'm gonna go around
the other side...
298
00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:51,824
Oh, dear.
299
00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:54,927
Now...
300
00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:58,130
Now, let's have a look!
301
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,500
Open wide!
302
00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:04,471
Stop!
303
00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:08,708
What's going on here?
304
00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:10,477
Well, if you must know
305
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:14,247
I am about to perform
an Orel Hershiser.
306
00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:16,449
(BOTH LAUGHING)
307
00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:21,988
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
308
00:20:30,196 --> 00:20:35,468
Well, it's been a rich,
full day, hasn't it?
309
00:20:42,309 --> 00:20:43,976
You got that right.
310
00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:47,246
We got our teeth filled,
311
00:20:47,314 --> 00:20:49,882
I got this very handsome
pair of gloves,
312
00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:54,687
and we learned how
to clean up a dentist's office.
313
00:20:56,889 --> 00:20:59,626
You know,
314
00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:01,894
I would have thought
Dr. Shukin would have been
315
00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:05,097
more upset
about the mess we made.
316
00:21:05,164 --> 00:21:07,900
Well, you know, I think
it's because he likes us.
317
00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:11,237
I hear him tell his assistant
that he was going to put
318
00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:14,641
a little something extra
on our bills.
319
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,215
That's fair.
320
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:27,119
Cousin, I want to thank you
for making me go to the dentist
321
00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:28,721
even though I didn't want to.
322
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,122
Well, like I said,
323
00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:32,859
sometimes you have to do
things you're afraid of.
324
00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:35,728
Yeah, and when you do
325
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:38,698
it's nice to have a friend
there to help you.
326
00:21:38,765 --> 00:21:40,232
I'm glad you were with me.
327
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:41,934
Well, I'm glad
you were with me.
328
00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:44,203
If you weren't, I never
would have gotten over
329
00:21:44,270 --> 00:21:45,438
my fear of needles.
330
00:21:45,505 --> 00:21:48,174
Boy, that Novocain
is powerful stuff!
331
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,510
Boy, tell me about it.
332
00:21:51,578 --> 00:21:53,613
I didn't feel a thing.
333
00:21:55,615 --> 00:21:58,050
So, cousin,
going to the dentist
334
00:21:58,117 --> 00:22:03,089
wasn't all that bad.
335
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:05,592
Yeah. I'll drink to that.
336
00:22:22,241 --> 00:22:31,183
Careful, Balki.
337
00:22:31,250 --> 00:22:34,421
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