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Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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Nothing to rearrange
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Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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Like you need
some kind of change
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No matter what the odds
are this time
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Nothing's gonna stand
in my way
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This flame in my heart
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Like a long lost friend
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Standing tall
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On the wings of my dream
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Rise and fall
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On the wings of my dream
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The rain and thunder
the wind and haze
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I'm bound for better days
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It's my life
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My dream
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And nothing's gonna
stop me now
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Happy birthday to you
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Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you.
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Now, now, listen...
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...I-I-I want to
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to make an announcement.
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This is a very important
birthday for me.
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And not even
Cousin Larry knows why?
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Because today
not only I turn 25
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but according to
Mypos tradition...
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...I also
become a man.
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Wow, what were you before?
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I was 24.
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I'll get it.
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I'm looking
for Balki Bartokomous.
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I am Balki Bartokomous.
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Come in.
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I am Verbos Verazonns...
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...from the island of Pathos.
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Pathos. From Pathos.
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Everybody, he-he is from Pathos.
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Pathos-Pathos, is the-is the
island that is the neighbor
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of Mypos to the east
and Skeptos is to the west
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and all together they form
the Tri-Island Area.
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So you're from Pathos.
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It's funny,
you don't look pathetic.
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Well, only my father
is from Pathos.
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My mother was born
in Skeptos.
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Oh.
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Oh! Yeah, yeah, now I see...
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...yeah, the nose and the mouth
are definitely pathetic.
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And those eyes...
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...those are the eyes
of a skeptic.
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Thank you.
Thank you very much.
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Oh, your welcome.
Thank you.
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Don't mention.
Thank you.
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Don't mention.
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Yes, but the reason I've
traveled all this way...
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...I brought you birthday
present from your mother.
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Birthday present
from mama?
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Here's cookie for you.
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A moo koo cookie!
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Balki Bartokomous...
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...in honor of
your 25th birthday...
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...allow me to present
Kiki Karadopolis...
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...your bride to be.
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Cousin...
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...I got Kiki and Verbos
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settled into the hotel.
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Oh, good.
And you got Mary Anne flowers.
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She was really upset.
That'll make her feel better.
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What're you doing?
These are for tomorrow.
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The bride has to walk
down an aisle
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littered with flower petals.
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Whoa, hold it.
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What bride?
What littered aisle?
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What are you talking about?
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wedding with reception
immediately following.
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I thought we'd put like three
rows of chairs right here...
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...and, uh, the altar
over there and...
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W-w-wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
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Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
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You mean you're going
through with this.
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The goat has already
been delivered.
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Goat?
What goat?
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It's the standard,
short-form
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inter-island
marriage agreement.
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I get a bride and Kiki's father
gets a goat.
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Now...I thought...
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...what I would do
let me just see
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'cause these things
are on sale...
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...I want to just...
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strew a little bit...
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Oh, this works good.
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And then, I thought
this would be a good place
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to put the traditional...
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...bull.
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All right, all right, Balki...
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...I've had it
with traditional Myposian bull.
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Are you telling me
you're happy
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marrying a woman
you don't even know?
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Well, cousin,
she seemed very pleasant
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on the way to the hotel.
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Cousin, ah, uh, I-I'm gonna
get to know her.
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We have years and years
and years ahead of us.
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But are you happy?
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Yes, I'm happy.
You're happy?
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Yes, I'm happy.
You're happy?
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I'm happy!
I'm happy! I'm happy!
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No, I'm not happy!
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I'm gonna have to move out
and get another place to live
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and I'll have to get
a second job
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and Mary Anne and I
will have to stop dating.
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I-I'd rather have my arms
cut off at the knees
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than go through with this.
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I'm glad we got that
out in the open.
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Now, tomorrow morning,
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I'll go down to the hotel
and talk to Kiki.
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Tell her thanks,
but no thanks
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and get them on the next plane
to the Tri-Island Area.
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Cousin, I-I got to marry Kiki.
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What
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We were doing so well
here for a moment.
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There was a connection.
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It was succinct.
I got to...
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I-I got to...
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First...
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And second, if-if I don't
marry Kiki,
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she will be disgraced.
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No other man
will ever have her.
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And she will have to walk
through the streets of Pathos
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wearing the scarlet letter.
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The scarlet letter.
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"R."
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For returned.
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Balki, isn't there anything
you can do
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to get out
of this wedding?
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Well, I remember when
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Depozipol Epopaloo got out
of his pre-arranged marriage
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to Mitchiboomba.
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Well, the ground opened up
and swallowed him.
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But...
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between now and tomorrow...
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...I'll be a married man.
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LYDIA:
Let me get this straight.
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Balki is marrying someone
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he's only known
for 16 hours?
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That's right.
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Wh
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A whirlwind romance?
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No, a birthday present.
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Wow.
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I only got him cologne.
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Well, you see,
she came from Pathos, and...
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I'll explain it
to her, baby.
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Thanks.
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Balki, we're almost ready.
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What...what is it?
What's wrong?
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No, no, y-y-you look fine.
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Just you look like
you're about to lead
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the Charge of the Light Brigade.
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It's the sword,
isn't it?
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Well, no really
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it's everything.
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But the sword
is a big part of it.
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Well, it's-it's a traditional
Myposian wedding saber.
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Is it a Myposian
cultural symbol
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of honor and courage?
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No, we use it
on the wedding night
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to keep the sheep
off the bed.
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Of course, uh...
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...listen, uh...
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...Balki...
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...there's something
I wanna..
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...tell you.
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Cousin...
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...I-I already know it.
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You learn a lot
from watching sheep.
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Although if they catch you
watching they come after you.
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They-they come after you.
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...before you go off
to start your new life
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I just wanted to say goodbye.
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I don't want to
say goodbye.
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than it already is.
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You know I-I have
trouble expressing...
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Emotion.
Right.
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It's just over
the last three years
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you've become my...
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Closest...friend.
Right.
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And when you showed up
on my doorstep
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you just made me...
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Feel.
So...
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Needed.
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You know,
I'm-I'm really gonna
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m-m-m...
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Miss me.
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That wasn't so hard
to say.
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I guess I really opened up.
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Larry, that surprise is ready.
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Oh.
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Balki, I have a...
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...wedding present for you.
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I called Mypos and had them
get your mama on the phone
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so that she could listen
to the wedding ceremony.
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Oh, cousin...
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...only you would have thought
of a present
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as wonderful as that.
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Thank you.
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Well, I'd better go say,
"Dazu o do yo yay" to mama.
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I will pack my things
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Well, I guess you'll be happy
to get back to Pathos.
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I don't think
I'll ever be happy again.
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Is something wrong?
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I'm in love with Kiki.
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Verbos, that's great.
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No, it's terrible.
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I'm in love
with another man's wife!
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Not yet, she's not.
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No, we can't call off
this stupid wedding.
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What do you mean, we can't
call off this stupid wedding?
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You're in love with Kiki!
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But, she's not in love
with me.
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Just tell me if this
headpiece is too tight.
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I want to die.
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I'll loosen it.
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The headpiece is fine.
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Well, if it makes
you feel any better.
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Balki is one
of the finest human beings
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on the face of the earth.
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I'm sure he is fine.
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But, I am in love with Verbos.
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Kiki, this is wonderful!
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Now, we can call off
this stupid wedding!
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No, we can't.
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It's too late for me
to tell Verbos
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how I feel about him.
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But, I don't understand.
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Why is it too late
to tell Verbos how you feel?
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He may feel
the same way about you.
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He doesn't even know
I'm alive.
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I would only be rejected
and humiliated
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and then I would have
to throw myself
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into the ocean halfway home.
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Because, there's no way
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I'm walking around
with that "R" on my chest.
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Mary Anne.
Balki.
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Um...Mary Anne,
I want you to know
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that even though
I'm marrying Kiki
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it will take me...
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...years and years
before I can begin
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to feel about her the way
I already feel about you.
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Mary Anne, I'm so sorry
that you've been hurt.
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Maybe it would have been better
if I never come to America.
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Oh, Balki, don't say that.
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I'm glad you came to America.
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If you hadn't,
I never would have met you.
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I don't regret a thing, except
maybe this marriage business.
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Do you think that
we can still be friends?
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Of course,
we can still be friends.
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Come on, Mary Anne.
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I'll-I'll get you
a good seat.
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I know the groom.
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You can sit right up in front.
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Uh, I assume
you must be the groom?
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I'm Reverend Bacon.
Oh, I'm Balki Bartokomous.
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Oh.
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Pardon my saber.
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Thank you for coming
on such short notice.
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You know, usually we have Mooki,
the oldest man on the island
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come down from Mt. Mypos
to perform the wedding
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but since the trip
would kill him
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we decided to go
with someone local.
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Well, you're not to worry.
I think I can handle it.
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I'm used to performing
strange weddings.
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I used to live in California.
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Uh, I wrote out the Myposian
wedding vows
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for you in English, in case
you're not familiar with them.
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What's that word?
Dysentery.
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Balki, I think mama
wants to talk to you.
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MAMA: Balki.
Oh!
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Dazu, mama.
Oh, oh, ya, l-lots of staticky.
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Okay. Later, babe.
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Cousin.
Cousin, Larry.
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Okay, cousin.
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This is it.
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Balki, do I really
have to do this part?
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Cousin, this is, this is one
of the most sacred parts
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of the Myposian
wedding ceremony.
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The best man
has to give the groom away.
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All right.
Let's get this over with.
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She's ready.
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BACON:
"We are gathered here today
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"to join together
in holy matrimony
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"Balki Bartokomous,
humble sheepherder
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"turned big-city
mailroom executive.
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'"And Kiki Karadopolis'
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daughter of Attila
and Chi Chi Karadopolis."
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Yeah.
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Too bad,
she's in love with Verbos.
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Yeah.
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What?
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Unfortunately,
he doesn't know she's alive.
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Yes, he does!
He's crazy about her!
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That's wonderful! Now, we can
call off this stupid wedding!
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"is a symbol of
the marriage relationship
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"which lasts forever
and ever and ever...
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...and ever."
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Do you, Balki Bartokomous
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take this woman to be
your lawfully wedded wife?
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I--
Stop the ceremony!
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The-the wrong people
are getting married here!
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Kiki is in love with Verbos
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and Verbos is in love with Kiki.
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You love me?
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You love me?
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You love each other?
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That's great!
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Am I missing something here?
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Should-shouldn't we all be
doing the Dance Of Joy?
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Yes! Of course we should!
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* Da-da-da-da-da-da-da *
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Cousin, cousin, cousin.
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Be-because Mypos tradition says
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that I still have to marry Kiki.
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The wedding
has to go on as planned.
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What is it
with you people?
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Kiki and Verbos are in love.
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Doesn't that mean anything?
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MAMA: Balki!
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Nay, mama?
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M-mama says that she wants
to call off the wedding!
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Oh, w-wait a minute,
there's-there's bad news.
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Uh...Kiki's parents don't
want to give back the goat.
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You mean, two people are gonna
have their lives ruined...
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Three people are gonna
have their lives ruined...
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Four people--
Cousin!
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A bunch of people
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over a stupid goat?
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(MAMA SPEAKING
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
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Oh. Okay, babe.
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You're the boss.
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So, what did she say?
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She said that, that,
that..."That a deal was made...
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"...and a goat was delivered...
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...and a marriage
must take place."
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Oh!
Oh!
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But, she did suggest
one small change.
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Yay!
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Sorry.
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It was a beautiful wedding.
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I didn't like the way it began
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but I sure
like the way it ended.
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00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,652
Are we still on
for hot chocolate later?
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Dead horses
couldn't drag me away.
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I'll bring the marshmallows
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my little lamb kebab.
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Come on, Mary Anne.
Bye.
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Well, Balki.
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Right about now,
the newlyweds
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should be enjoying
the wedding present I gave them.
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A night's stay
in the bridal suite
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of the Evanston Econo Lodge.
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Cousin, thank you.
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If it wasn't for you,
I'd be down at the Econo Lodge
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right now, eating pork rinds
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00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:08,995
and watching my pathetic bride
cry her eyes out.
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00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:10,563
MAMA: Balki?
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I forgot about mama!
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00:22:12,865 --> 00:22:14,333
She's still on the phone?
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00:22:14,401 --> 00:22:17,336
(MAMA YELLING
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
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00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:25,378
Say goodbye, I'm gonna
have to take out a loan
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00:22:25,445 --> 00:22:26,946
to pay for this call.
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MAMA: Balki!
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She says she's not gonna
get off the phone
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00:22:35,555 --> 00:22:37,424
until we do the Dance Of Joy.
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Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
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Hey hey hey hey
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Bye, babe.
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