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(NOTHING'S GONNA
STOP ME NOW PLAYING)
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Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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Nothing to rearrange
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Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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Like you need
some kind of change
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No matter what
the odds are this time
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Nothing's going to
stand in my way
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This flame in my heart
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Like a long lost friend
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Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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Standing tall
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On the wings of my dream
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Rise and fall
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On the wings of my dream
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The rain and thunder
the wind and haze
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I'm bound for better days
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It's my life and my dream
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And nothing's going
to stop me now
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Appleton?
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Yes sir, Mr. Wainwright?
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Every year,
one of our reporters
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I asked Walpole
who he would recommend
and he picked you.
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Me?
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Well, I'm flattered!
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I'm honored!
Th-this is a big compliment!
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I knew you'd make
a big deal out of this.
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I didn't mean to.
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Uh, it's just that
of all the people
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Appleton.
Am I doing it again?
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Yes.
Sorry.
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Here are all the details
on the course.
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Sir...
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I'll try to make you
proud of me.
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Harriette, did you hear that?
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They want me to teach
a college class.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Maybe I'll get the class
to publish their
own newspaper.
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I can divide 'em up
into departments.
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Business, Editorial,
Sports, Politics.
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Ooh, maybe I could
take them all to Washington!
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Stop the presses, baby.
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This is junior college,
not Time Magazine.
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Harriette, this is my chance
to make a mark
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on the future
of American journalism.
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I'll be molding
the minds of tomorrow.
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First, they burn a hole
in the ozone layer,
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now they've got you
molding minds.
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World's getting scarier
all the time!
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I just want to tell you
how I'm feeling
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Gotta make you understand
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Never gonna give you up
never gonna let you down
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Never gonna run around
and desert you
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Never gonna make you cry
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Never gonna tell a lie
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Never gonna say goodbye
and hurt you
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Balki?
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Balki.
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Before you do injury
to some major muscle group,
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let me tell you
the good news!
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Guess who's going to be teaching
journalism at your school?
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Walter Cronkite?
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No.
Ted Koppel?
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No.
Willard Scott!
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No, no, Balki.
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Me!
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You?
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You're not even on television.
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What do you know
about journalism?
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Newspaper journalism!
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Then you'd be perfect!
Thank you.
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Cousin, I can't believe
I know a college teacher.
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This makes me a BSOC.
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BSOC?
Big Sheepherder On Campus.
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC
PLAYING)
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I'd like to welcome you
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to Journalism 101.
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Introduction to News Writing.
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Now.
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Let me introduce myself.
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My name is...
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Mr. Appleton
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I'd, uh, like to give you
a little background on myself.
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Cousin! Cousin!
Great news! Great News!
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My class was canceled and so
now I get to take your class!
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And now we are so happy,
we do the Dance of Joy!
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Da-da-da da-da-da-da
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Hey, hey! Hey!
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Hey!
Uh, um, Balki.
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What?
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I have a class in session.
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Oh, uh, I'm sorry.
Cousin Larry, I--
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Balki, in front of the students
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you should call me
"Mr. Appleton."
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Mr. Appleton?
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Mr. Appleton.
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I'm his cousin.
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He lets me call him
Cousin Larry at home.
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Now, I was going to tell you
about my background.
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Excuse me?
Yes?
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Is this going
to be on the final exam?
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No.
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Well, uh, getting back
to my background...
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For the past two years, uh,
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I have been
intimately involved
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with the day-to-day
operation
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of one of America's
great newspapers,
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The Chicago Chronicle.
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For the past few months,
I've been working closely
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with the Pulitzer Prize-winning
investigative reporting team
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of Marshall and Walpole
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but they send him out
for lunch every single day.
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Balki.
He never gets it wrong!
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I don't know
how he does it!
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Except, there was
that one time.
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The egg salad incident.
They found--
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Excuse me, excuse me,
excuse me.
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I am the teacher,
you are the student.
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Just like at home.
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Now, your first assignment
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will be to take, uh,
any ordinary event
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that you see or hear about
in the next few day
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and write it as a news story.
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To help you, I have prepared
this concise, easy-to-read
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forty-seven page guide
on how to write a news story.
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Excuse me.
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Yes.
Oh, fine.
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He may seem tough now,
but once you get to know him
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you'll find he's totally
without merit.
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Cousin! Cousin! Is this...
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Is this good enough
for my news story?
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I just saw a cloud in the sky
that looks like a bull moose!
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I don't think so.
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How about one that looks like
Cybil Sheepherder?
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Balki, I think
you're going to have
to come up
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with something
a little more substantial.
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But what, cousin
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I've been looking for days
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and I can't
come up with anything.
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I'm at the end
of my soap on a rope!
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Come on, cousin, just...
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Will you... Will you
just-just give me a...
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Just a little
tiny itty bitty little hint?
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Balki.
What?
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It wouldn't be fair
to the other students
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in the class
if I gave you
special treatment.
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But, cousin, I want my paper
to be the best one
in the class.
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Come on, cousin, just...
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Just give me
a little hint.
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Just, just... Just...
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Just-just-just
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let it out.
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Come on. Just...
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You're just thinking,
and it comes
down the nerve endings
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and it pops out. Pop.
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Please, cousin,
just a little hint?
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No.
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BOTH: Come in!
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Oh! Welcome home,
welcome home!
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Welcome home!
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You won't believe
what happened on our flight.
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A fight broke out.
Mmm-hmm.
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There was a fight on the plane?
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started smoking.
Well, some of the
non-smokers got upset.
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The next thing we knew people
started shoving each other.
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And food was
flying everywhere!
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Well, that is quite a story.
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That's some exciting news.
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Isn't that exciting news?
Balki?
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Have you got a tick?
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Balki is looking for a news
story for my journalism class.
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And I can't
find one anywhere. I...
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I could write about the food
fight on the airplane!
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Well, there's a thought.
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Well, it is the pride
of Mypos.
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Cousin, will you grade
my news story?
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Oh, Balki, no.
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I just got back from class
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I really don't feel
like grading papers.
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Oh, cousin, please?
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Oh, please, please, please.
No, no, no.
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Please, please, please!
No, no, no.
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Nice cover.
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It can also be used
as a tambourine.
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Most of my teachers give me
extra credit for presentation.
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Balki,
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why don't you find
something else to do
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while I grade your paper?
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Oh! I get it.
Hmm-mmm.
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Well, I'll just, uh...
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over there.
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I thought you were
dusting over there.
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I am dusting over there.
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Okay, I'm done.
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Oh, cousin, I'm so...
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I'm so excited!
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How did I do?
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Well, Balki, remember,
this is your first attempt.
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Oh, I-I-I want an A-plus.
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But-but, uh, I know
that this is my first...
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First attempt at a news story
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and-and there's probably room
for improvement, so...
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So I-I-I guess
I better be prepared
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to live with an A.
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An F?
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I'm sorry, Balki,
but there were some
fundamental mistakes.
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Now, I know
you're a little
disappointed.
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But look at this
as a growth experience.
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I'm gonna get taller
from this?
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No.
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No, I mean
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Can I learn
a little less
and get a C?
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No.
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No.
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Balki, I know I set
my grading standards high.
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But I expect a lot
from my students.
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Now, if you work
really hard,
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someday you'll get a paper
back from me with an A on it
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and it will
really mean something.
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Well, that's
something to shoot for.
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That's the spirit.
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Goodnight, buddy.
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LARRY:
Keep that in mind
when you are writing.
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Remember, when you
organize those long
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complicated sentences,
try a semi-colon.
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It may be just
what you need
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to save your story.
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Now, before we run
out of time,
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Balki, could you
give me a hand
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handing back
the news story assignments?
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Balki?
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But, cousin,
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as an F student
I'm not qualified
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to pass out papers.
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Balki, you are not
an F student.
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I'm not?
You're a good student
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You gonna pass out the papers
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or are we gonna grow
old together?
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Now, I did see a lot
of potential
in these papers
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but there's also
a lot of room
for improvement.
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Hey, wait a minute.
This looks like an F.
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It is an F.
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But maybe with some hard work
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your next assignment
can be a D.
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Hey, I got an F too.
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Oh, man!
Dipstick.
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Now, now. Hey, remember--
Jerk.
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One can often learn more
from failure than from success.
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Who is this guy?
Mr. Rogers?
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I have never
gotten an F in my life!
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You failed all of us?
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And this from a guy
who works in a basement!
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
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but this is all aimed
at making you good journalists.
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Who wants to be a journalist?
I wanna be a linebacker!
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Meatball!
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I wonder what got into them?
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You failed the entire class?
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Well, Balki, I told you
I set my standards high.
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Your... Your standards
are so high
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I can't even see them
from here!
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00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:43,263
Now, Balki, my standards
are not that high!
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If I want to bring out
the best in my students
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they're just gonna
have to learn
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from their mistakes.
Like you did.
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What are you talking about?
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and believe me,
you improved!
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What? I...
What second
attempt at a story?
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Look, I know
you were embarrassed
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to show it to me
after the F
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but I saw your story on the
kitchen table this morning
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so I thought
I'd help you out
and grade it.
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Oh, cousin,
this isn't my story.
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This is, uh,
Mr. Wainwright's story
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that he wrote in college.
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Mr. Wainwright wrote this?
Yeah.
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He gave it to me
so that I could learn
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by looking at a really
good news story.
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It must be good.
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He got an A on it
from the prestigious
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Columbia University
School of Journalism.
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He got an A on it?
Yeah.
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What grade did you give him?
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Doesn't make
any difference.
It's not your paper.
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But...
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00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:05,645
Mr. Wainwright
give it to me.
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And you left it
on the kitchen table.
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00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:12,185
But... But that don't mean
that you can take it.
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Finders keepers.
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Ah! Oh! Oh!
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00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:28,435
You gave
Mr. Wainwright
a C
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I had my reasons.
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and I thought it
went on a bit.
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Columbia School
of Journalism?
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His instructor
was Edward R. Murrow.
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Oh, my Lord!
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Cousin...
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I-I-I've got to go
to another class.
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Po po po!
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Po.
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Edward R. Murrow?
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Oh!
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I want to discuss my grade.
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And your face.
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00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:43,610
I'll be with you
in just a moment.
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00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:01,328
Hi, cousin.
Where have you been?
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waiting for security
to walk me out
of the building.
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You know,
during those four hours,
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I did some thinking.
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And, uh, I-I think I went
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a little over the edge
with this class.
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You know, cousin, on Mypos
when we teach sheep to jump
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over a fence,
we don't just take them to
the Great Wall of Mypos
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on the very first day
and say, "Jump, mutton head!"
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No, we start little.
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First, you teach the sheep
to jump over your foot.
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Which can be very encouraging
for the sheep.
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Although, at times,
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painful for the teacher.
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00:21:56,516 --> 00:21:59,185
But-but, uh, what you do,
you, little by little
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you make the goals
higher and higher
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00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:04,491
and before you know it
those sheep are playing
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Leap Sheep all over the meadow.
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00:22:09,629 --> 00:22:12,331
You're right, Balki,
it was an introductory class.
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I was too hard on them.
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00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:15,935
Well, you still
have time to change.
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00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:21,774
One of the things I did
while I was hiding
under my desk
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was to grade
those papers over again.
328
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:26,379
Did... Did you
grade mine?
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00:22:26,446 --> 00:22:27,980
Yes, I did.
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00:22:28,047 --> 00:22:30,917
This time I graded
purely on content.
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Balki, you got an A-minus.
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An A
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00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:43,062
Hey, gimme a break.
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00:22:43,129 --> 00:22:45,498
The best I could do
for Mr. Wainwright was a B.
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