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* Sometimes
the world looks perfect
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* Nothing to rearrange
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* Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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* Like you need
some kinda change
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* No matter what the odds
are this time
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* Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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* This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend
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* Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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* Standing tall
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* On the wings of my dream
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* Rise and fall
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* On the wings of my dream
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* The rain and thunder
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* The wind and haze
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* I'm bound for better days
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* Nothing's gonna
stop me now *
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* You can slop and you can
stroll it at the hop
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* When the record
starts spinnin'
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* You Chalypso
when you chicken at the hop
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* Hop hop hop
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* Do the dance sensation
that is sweepin' the nation
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* At the hop
Hop hop hop *
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Nice hair.
Nice hair.
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Hi, guys!
A '50s party
is a great idea.
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Hi!
Hi, Mary Anne.
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Hi!
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I'm sorry we're late.
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Well, uh, Mary Anne,
I could be wrong
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but that outfit
doesn't look
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like something from the '50s.
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Oh, from the '50s.
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I thought we were
supposed to dress
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like we were
in our fifties.
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I spent about 20 minutes
on it and just gave up.
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Well, come on in.
Come on.
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Is it okay?
Yes. No, it's beautiful.
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Hi!
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Oh, hi!
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Hi.
Lydia!
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Uh, this is
my friend,
Lamont Cassidy.
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Oh, hi.
How are you?
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Lamont is
a hypnotherapist.
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Oh, really?
Then I need to talk to you.
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Because I got some
problems with my hip.
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I just don't
know what it is.
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Balki, Balki. Balki.
You know the hip girdle,
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it's at a funny angle.
No, no, no.
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A hypnotherapist.
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What that is?
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Well, that's someone
who uses hypnosis
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to put people to sleep
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and make them act
like dogs and other
barnyard animals.
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Actually, I use hypnosis
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to break people of certain
behavioral patterns
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like smoking,
overeating, rudeness.
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Lamont has successfully
cured migraines
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back problems
and a myriad of
sexual dysfunctions.
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And that was just for Lydia.
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Uh, uh, Mr. Cassidy,
could you show me
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how that you make
people go to sleep
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and then, and then,
eh, act like animals
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because I haven't seen
a really good
mongoose impression
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since I left Mypos.
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Oh, come on, Lamont.
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You can hypnotize me.
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You know how easy I am.
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To hypnotize.
Hypnotize.
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Oh, okay,
sure.
Oh, boy!
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Mr. Cassidy is going
to hypnotize Lydia!
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Okay, honey.
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Here we go.
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Now, Lydia,
concentrate on
the watch.
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Your eyes are tired.
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They're getting heavy.
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You can hardly keep...
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Boy, she is easy.
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Okay, now, Lydia,
when you hear a bell
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you'll become Charo.
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And you'll be Charo
until you hear the bell again.
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Oh, I
love Charo!
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Especially when
he takes his sword
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and makes the sign
of the "Z."
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No. That's Zorro.
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This is Charo.
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Oh, this is Charo!
LARRY: Yes.
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you'll wake up.
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Oh.
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No.
Of course not.
Oh, good!
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Because, you know
as a nationally syndicated
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advice columnist, I have to
maintain a certain amount...
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Coochi, coochi, coochi!
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Could you lower the lights
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and I do a little
number for you.
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Arriba, Arriba! Arriba!
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To maintain a certain
amount of professionalism.
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You know, I have
a reputation to protect.
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Okay, when I clap my hands,
you'll wake up
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and you'll remember nothing
of what just happened.
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Oh. Thank you.
Thank you.
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You didn't make me
do the rooster, did you?
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No, no.
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That was
wonderful.
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I don't
believe it!
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Oh, no. No, no.
Come on,
cousin, please!
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I don't think so.
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My will is too strong.
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You might be
surprised, Larry.
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Okay. All right.
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Take your best shot.
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Oh. Make him
somebody famous.
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Oh, uh, I'll get
the pizza rolls.
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No, no, cousin,
you stay here and
you let Mr. Cassidy,
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uh,
hypnotize you.
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I go get
the pizza roll.
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Remember to, uh,
concentrate on the watch.
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Your eyes are tired.
Mmm-hmm.
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LAMONT: Your eyelids
are getting heavy.
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You can hardly
keep them open.
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You're getting
very, very sleepy.
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deep sleep.
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When you hear a bell
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you'll think that
you're Elvis Presley
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and you will be Elvis
until you hear
that bell again.
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Now, when I snap my fingers
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you'll wake up.
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LARRY: Wow.
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What happened? I...
I can't remember a thing.
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I could have been a contender.
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I could have been somebody
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instead of a bum,
which is what I am.
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Wow!
That's uncanny.
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Wait a minute.
That's not Elvis.
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That's Marlon Brando.
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Well, I don't do Elvis.
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Well, Larry's proved
his point.
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Some people
can't get hypnotized.
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They're too rigid.
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Here I am.
Thanks for waiting.
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Go ahead, Mr. Cassidy.
Hypnotize Cousin Larry.
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Graceland.
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Uh, I'm sorry, ma'am.
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We don't have any
Balki Bartokomous here.
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How did you get this number?
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Uh, who you talkin' to?
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Well,
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folks call me the King.
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Hold on.
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Pick up on three.
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I'm gonna fry me a
peanut butter
and banana sandwich.
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Excuse me, mister.
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Where have you been?
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Well, uh,
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I've been to Memphis.
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I've been to,
uh, Nashville.
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I guess I've
been more places
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than you can
shake a stick at.
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What are you talking...
What happened
to your accent?
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Well, uh, I've been
takin' actin' lessons.
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Look, uh, I just
stopped by
to return this.
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I found it in
my pants pocket.
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It's your wallet.
Uh, no, sir.
It's not mine.
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It, uh, says it belongs
to a Balki Bartokomous.
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It says on
the identification card
that he works here.
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Bad day to fool around.
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when I get back,
I wanna take a look
at your tax return
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and run over
the numbers.
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I'm gonna run over
a number of my own.
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You do that.
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One, two...
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One, two, three, four...
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Oh, good.
You're here for
the rehearsal.
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Okay.
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I stand up here like this
in front of my cell.
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The music comes in,
and I start to go like this.
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And then I come down
here like this.
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Now, now,
don't worry now
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because, uh,
I'm choreographin'
this myself
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and I want everyone
to have fun.
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I want to
work with you
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Little in your,
in your knees
and in your hips, man.
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You gotta just...
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Just let out
what you're feelin'.
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Come on, baby.
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Burn me up
this time. Put a
little fire into it.
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Come on.
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If you don't start
behaving like yourself
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by the time
I count to three
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you're out of a job.
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One--
For the money.
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Two--
For the show.
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Hi, Mr. Gorpley.
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Where did
you come from?
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Minneapolis.
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And it's really
none of your business.
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Hello? Oh, no,
this is the basement.
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Uh, complaints
is extension 6830.
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Welcome.
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Thank you, Harriette.
All right,
sweetie.
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All right.
Balki, come on.
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We'll run over
your return in the car.
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We might get
tire marks on it.
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Get in the car.
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Charlotte, send in
my next appointment.
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Hi.
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Hi. I'm
Balki Bartokomous.
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And this is
my Cousin Larry.
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Why don't you
sit down and, uh,
we'll get started?
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Well, thank you.
This is a nice
place you got here.
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So green.
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Did you, did you
decorate it yourself?
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Uh, no. Uncle Sam
did that for me.
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Really?
I have an Uncle Sam myself.
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Actually his name
is Salmonella
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after the fish
and the jazz singer.
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Balki, this is a,
this is a tax audit
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not This Is Your Life.
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Yates speaking.
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Yes, sir.
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I'll be right there.
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Uh, will you excuse me
for a minute?
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Yes.
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Well, he seems
like a nice guy.
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Yeah. I think
I'll buy him a Cadillac.
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What?
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Buying Cadillacs
for people makes
me feel good.
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You want one?
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Will you
stop that?
Stop what?
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Who are you, anyway?
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Well, uh...
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Folks, uh,
call me the King.
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The king of what?
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Man, that's...
That's cute.
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I'll have to tell
that one to Priscilla
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when I get back
to Graceland.
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Oh, my Lord.
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You think
you're Elvis.
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Well, of
course I do.
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Don't be
ridiculous.
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You must have
got hypnotized
at the party.
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Oh, okay,
all right.
All right.
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All right.
Snap out of it.
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Snap out of it.
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Uh, no offense, man
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It goes like this.
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* We're caught in a trap...
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* I can't walk out *
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He rang a little bell.
He rang a bell
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The phone!
The phone!
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* Why can't you see me
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* What you're doing to me
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* When you don't believe
a word I'm saying
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* We can't go... *
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Cousin.
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Balki?
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It's you.
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It worked.
What worked?
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Okay.
Did I pass my audit?
258
00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:00,960
No.
Where did Mr. Yates go?
259
00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:03,096
Well, he--
Why am I so sweaty?
260
00:16:04,864 --> 00:16:06,599
Uh, excuse
the interruption.
261
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:10,270
I'm sorry.
262
00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:12,272
so if you
have any questions
about the return
263
00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:13,840
why don't you
give us a call?
264
00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:17,144
Come on, Balki--
265
00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:19,646
That's why you're here.
266
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:22,049
Cousin, what...
What are
you doing?
267
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:24,484
You're acting
very peculiar.
268
00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:25,985
Very peculiar.
269
00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:28,288
Charlotte, I'm expecting
a call from my wife
any minute.
270
00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:30,090
Would you pick-up
when it rings?
271
00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:33,826
Oh!
Oh, gosh.
272
00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:35,362
The glare from
that window...
273
00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:37,164
You, you mind
if I tilt the blinds?
274
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,382
What do you think
you're doing?
275
00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:57,217
Oh, goodness.
276
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:01,988
How did that happen?
277
00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:03,090
You walked over
and yanked it out--
278
00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:04,157
Balki, Balki.
279
00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:05,358
What are you doing?
280
00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:08,395
Just let
Mr. Yates
finish the audit.
281
00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:09,996
I'm sorry
about the phone.
282
00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:12,332
I was raised
among the Amish.
283
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,938
Could everyone
just stay seated
284
00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:20,373
while we get through this?
285
00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:30,617
Now, Mr. Bartokomous.
286
00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:33,886
How much did you
earn last year?
287
00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:34,987
Well, uh,
let me think.
288
00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:41,094
Take it
home, son. Jam!
289
00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:44,131
Let me think.
290
00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:45,865
Uh, must have been...
291
00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:51,271
Ain't stoppin' now.
Excuse me, sir.
292
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:56,709
Well, I have no idea.
The colonel has
all my money.
293
00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:58,311
And I'm the colonel.
294
00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:03,583
Colonel Larry Appleton.
295
00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:05,918
was exactly what
it says on
that tax return.
296
00:18:05,985 --> 00:18:08,087
Could you let your friend
answer the questions?
297
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:15,862
Uh, my name, uh,
isn't Bartokomous.
298
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,797
It's, uh,
Presley.
299
00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:19,599
Elvis Aaron Presley.
300
00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:24,537
Maybe you get a lot
of Elvises in here
I don't know.
301
00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:27,874
So you know
which one I am.
302
00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:31,878
I'm gonna
sing you a song.
303
00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:39,519
* Well, since my baby left me
304
00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:41,721
* Well I found
a new place to dwell
305
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:44,391
* Well it's down at the end
of Lonely Street
306
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,393
* At Heartbreak Hotel... *
307
00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:03,776
Oh, good.
308
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:10,049
So how is he?
309
00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:12,219
I got tired
of ringing the bell.
310
00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:16,289
Well, I'll just have
to hypnotize him again
311
00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:18,157
to remove
the suggestion.
312
00:19:18,225 --> 00:19:19,326
All right.
I'll get him.
313
00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:22,094
Now, bear with me
314
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,297
because this is
the only thing
315
00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:25,765
that he responds to.
316
00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:33,873
Ladies and gentlemen...
317
00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:41,214
The grand showroom
of the Las Vegas Hilton
318
00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:44,817
is proud to present
319
00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:46,953
the one,
320
00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:50,490
the only,
321
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,794
Elvis!
322
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:10,042
Thank you. You've been
a really fantastic audience.
323
00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:11,744
A really beautiful audience.
324
00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:15,248
The first picture I ever made
was called Love Me Tender.
325
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:17,617
I'd like to sing it
for you now.
326
00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:19,319
Balki, when I
snap my fingers
327
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:20,753
you're going
to fall asleep.
328
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:30,363
Now, wait a minute,
329
00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:31,531
and it didn't work for me.
330
00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:33,199
Well, it's not
just the snap.
331
00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:35,001
It's also the
sound of my voice.
332
00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:40,440
you will
no longer
be Elvis.
333
00:20:40,507 --> 00:20:47,914
Do you
understand?
334
00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:50,517
When I clap my hands,
you'll wake up
335
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,218
and you'll
remember nothing
336
00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:53,820
of what
happened yesterday.
337
00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:04,030
Lydia, Mr. Cassidy.
What are you doing here?
338
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,799
Um, we just
stopped by to
pick up my bell.
339
00:21:11,838 --> 00:21:12,839
Pretty.
340
00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:16,476
Looks like
he's okay.
341
00:21:16,543 --> 00:21:18,177
Well, we have
to be going.
342
00:21:18,244 --> 00:21:19,712
Lamont is going
to hypnotize me
343
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:22,382
to help me get over
my fear of pom-poms.
344
00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:24,751
Look,
there's one now!
345
00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:43,035
Why am I wearing
a sequined jumpsuit?
346
00:21:45,438 --> 00:21:47,206
Balki, last night
347
00:21:47,273 --> 00:21:49,342
when Lamont tried
to hypnotize me
348
00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:51,744
you got
hypnotized instead.
349
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:55,382
You thought you
were Elvis all day.
350
00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:58,084
You made me
take you shopping.
351
00:22:04,123 --> 00:22:07,494
I didn't turn
into Elvis during
the audit, did I?
352
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,929
Well, yes, yes,
but it's okay.
353
00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:12,899
Mr. Yates finally
believed you'd
been hypnotized
354
00:22:12,965 --> 00:22:15,768
but not till
after you tried
to hit the high note
355
00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:18,004
in You'll Never Walk Alone.
356
00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:22,742
Boy, I wish I could
have been there.
357
00:22:23,876 --> 00:22:26,846
Balki, it's good
to have you back.
358
00:22:26,913 --> 00:22:28,014
Thank you, cousin.
359
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,449
It's good to be back.
360
00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:32,452
Even though I don't know
where I'm back from.
361
00:22:34,821 --> 00:22:36,789
Oh, would you
believe that?
362
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,825
Lamont left
his little
bell again.
363
00:22:40,427 --> 00:22:41,961
* Since my baby left me
364
00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:43,563
* Well I found
a new place to dwell
365
00:22:43,630 --> 00:22:44,897
* Well *
366
00:22:44,964 --> 00:22:46,433
Got you, cousin!
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