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* Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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* Nothing to rearrange
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* Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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* Like you need
some kind of change
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* No matter what the odds
are this time
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* Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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* This flame in my heart
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* Like a long lost friend
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* Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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* Standing tall
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* On the wings of my dream
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* Rise and fall
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* On the wings of my dream
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* The rain and thunder
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* The wind and haze
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* I'm bound for better days
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* It's my life and my dream
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* And nothing's gonna
stop me now *
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BALKI: Feeling good,
from my head to my shoes.
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I'm in control,
my worries are few.
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I'm brushin' up
my point of view.
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I've got a pneumatic tube.
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Incoming.
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Hey, cousin, your used car ads
came early today.
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Somebody up there must like you.
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Thank you, pal.
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Lookin' for a new car, baby?
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Not just any car. My dream car.
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A '62 Austin Healy 3000 Mark II.
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Well, this is your life, honey.
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But I wouldn't buy one of those
little convertible things.
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You gonna spend a ton of money
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Bartokomous, I need to know
if you've seen a memo
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from accounting to payroll.
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It was about a claim I put in
for reimbursement for gas.
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Oh, yes. I just sent that up
right before Mrs. Ganz's memo.
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I don't suppose
you read that memo, did you?
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No. No, I didn't.
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But I did happen to
glance at it and,
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you know, sometimes if I
just look at something
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it sticks on my brain.
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I think... I think I have what
they call a pornographic memory.
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You know, Bartokomous,
I probably don't tell you this
often enough,
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but I think
you're doin'
a terrific job.
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Really?
Hey, would I lie?
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What
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You know, Mr. Gorpley.
People are wrong about you.
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You do have an ounce
of human kindness.
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So, if there's anything I can
do for you, you just tell me.
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Let me see.
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What could you do for me?
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Oh, I know.
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Oh, that's too easy.
Gimme something hard.
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No, no, no--
No, gimme something--
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That's all I want!
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Okay. But you have a favor
to be named later.
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Quote...
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"To Mr. Marshall
from Mr. Belson
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"regarding Gorpley's mileage.
Reimbursement approved."
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Thanks, Bartokomous.
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"I think he's stealing
The Chronicle blind."
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Unquote.
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Keep up
the good work,
Bartokomous.
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Balki...
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What do you think
you're doing?
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No, you're not.
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He was just using you.
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Balki, your job gives you access
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to a lot of
confidential information.
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And it's your responsibility
to keep that information
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to yourself.
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People like Gorpley will try
to take advantage of you
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but you can't let them.
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It's a code?
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It's a, kind of, code of honor.
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Well, of course I do,
don't be ridiculous.
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We sheepherders have a
very strict code of honor.
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Never practice wolf calls
while the sheep are sleeping.
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Never eat lamb chops
in front of the flock.
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And never ever
let them see you sweat.
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Well, this code is even easier.
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You can sweat all you want.
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"Don't tell anybody
what's in the mail."
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Got it.
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Balki, Balki, come here.
Look at this.
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I found an ad
for a '62 Austin Healy.
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Oh, cousin, that's wonderful.
Listen to this.
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New paint, wire wheels,
radio and four on the floor.
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Oh, that's too bad.
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But you know what they say.
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Balki, there it is.
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Oh, cousin.
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You really stepped in
something good this time.
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This is nice.
Nice?
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How would you shift gears?
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It's an expression.
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How you doin' today?
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This is my cousin,
Balki Bartokomous.
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Are you interested
in this car?
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Well--
Are you kidding?
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Is he interested in this car?
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Does a Mypiot spit in the woods?
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Would you excuse us
for a minute?
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Sure.
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What are you doing?
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Balki, if Lou knows
I really want the car
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I won't be able to get him
to come down on the price.
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Wait a minute.
Are we talking about
bargaining here?
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I am.
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Well, why you didn't say so?
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I am the best bargainer
on Mypos.
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Whoa, why don't we just quit
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beating around George Bush
and get on with this.
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Balki, this isn't as simple as
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It takes
a certain amount of finesse.
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Let me handle--
Cousin, I can...
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Why don't you
just watch and learn.
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I've been thinking
it over, Lou,
and uh...
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I'm not really so sure
I'm interested
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in this baby after all.
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What do you say,
I do you a favor.
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Price of the car is $7,500.
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Ah-ha, Lou, Lou, Lou.
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Now, we both know that, uh,
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this number means nothing.
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You tore up my sign.
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Five thousand dollars.
That's my best offer.
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My kid made that sign.
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But... I don't have $7,500.
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And I really love this car.
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but I got a buyer
coming at 9:00 tonight
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who's willing to pay my price.
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Ah, you get here first, you pay
my price, you get the car!
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Shall I assume class is over?
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BALKI: Cousin...
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and I got $7.34.
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And a stick of Juicy Fruit that
you could cut a diamond with.
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Plus $7.34.
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You have enough to buy the car?
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Well, if I add in what
I could get for my Mustang...
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I could buy the Austin
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but I'd have to live in it.
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Sorry, cousin.
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You know what really bothers me?
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When you think there's enough
milk for your morning coffee
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but there's only three drops
left in the carton?
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Yes, that bothers me.
Isn't that the worst?
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Yeah, but I am talking
about buying the car.
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The timing is lousy.
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I mean, why did it have to
come on the market now?
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If I get a raise at my
six month salary review
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I'd be able to
make the payments.
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They met yesterday.
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The managing editor
is going on vacation.
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So he wanted to get it
out of the way.
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Wait a minute.
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If they met yesterday,
the memo was
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probably sent to payroll today.
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Do you think so?
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Did you see the memo?
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Well, I see so many memos.
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You saw the memo.
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Balki, this is great.
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You can tell me
if I got the raise.
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Oh.
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So, Balki, did I get the raise?
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Balki?
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I can't tell you.
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Lemme get this straight.
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You know if I
got my raise or not
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You know, I have
a wonderful idea.
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We've been
cooped up here all night.
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Why don't we just,
just go play racquetball
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with Jennifer and Mary Anne?
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Freeze!
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Balki?
Mmm
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Did I get my raise?
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I can't tell you.
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I live by a code.
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Code
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The mailboy's code of honor.
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Oh, forget that.
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I can't forget
that I have a code.
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Balki, this is the '80s.
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Nobody lives by a code anymore.
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Just look at the guys
who are running for president.
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Now, did I get my raise or not?
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Cousin, I know
I made a mistake
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telling Mr. Gorpley
about the memo today
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but I've learned my lesson.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Now I see what the problem is.
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Balki, there is a world
of difference
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between Gorpley and me.
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who used you to get information
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for his own selfish desires.
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I'm Cousin Larry,
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your friend,
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who would never ever
take advantage of you.
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So, you see,
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it's perfectly alright
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to tell me about my raise.
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I don't think so.
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You see, cousin,
no matter who I tell
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it would be violating my code.
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Uh, hey, Balki. Balki. Balki!
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It's not like my raise
is a big secret.
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I'll find out about it
in a couple of days anyway.
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But, darn it
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That car will be gone
by 9:00 tonight.
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Cousin, I'm sorry.
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Asking a Mypiot
to give up his code
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is like asking a tsetse fly
to give up his tsetse.
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There's really no way?
No, there's no way.
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Nothing I could do or say
would change your mind?
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Absolutely nothing.
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I'm glad to hear that.
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Sweet.
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Hmm?
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Cousin, don't do this.
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Something like
a Sears Tower sundae.
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Tallest sundae known to man.
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A mountain of double fudge
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almond nut ice cream
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running with
rivers of hot caramel
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and topped with mounds
of whipped cream
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and cherries and cherries,
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as many cherries as you want.
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It could be yours, Balki.
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It could be yours.
And not just tonight.
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Every night for a month.
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And all you have to do
is just tell me.
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Tell me if I got my raise.
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I can't! I can't!
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Balki?
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I was way out of line.
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Balki.
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I owe you an apology.
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Open the door, please.
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I'm sorry.
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I am so, so sorry.
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I am trying to get you
to break your code
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and you won't, why?
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Because you have
too much integrity
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and, hey...
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I respect you for it.
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Why don't we just
forget the whole thing
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and get on with our lives.
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Really?
Really.
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I won't mention it again.
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Oh. Oh, cousin. Oh, thank you.
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That would be such
a big load off my spine.
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Ah.
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Ah!
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So, what do you wanna do?
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Watch a little TV?
Well...
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Go to a movie?
Nah.
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Or we could talk.
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You know, it's funny.
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Sometimes, the little things
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can change a person's
whole life.
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Oh, boy, don't I know it.
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Now, take me for instance.
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When Christos was just a--
I'm just about to--
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I'm just about to have the--
When Christos--
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When Christos--
I'm just about to have the--
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When...
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When, uh, my Cousin Christos,
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when he was about
eight years old,
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he got, uh,
kicked in the head by a goat
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and, uh...
We didn't think
that much of it
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because who hasn't been
kicked in the head by a goat.
274
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Anyway, uh, when he grew up
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he started to have these
terrible headaches
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he couldn't eat,
he couldn't work.
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And nobody knew what to do.
278
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And then finally it hit me.
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I said, I said, "Christos,
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"that hat that you've been
wearing since you were
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"eight years old and the
goat kicked you in the head,
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"take it off.
It's just too small"
283
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So, anyway,
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to make
a short story long, he did.
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And, uh, it just, it made
a world of difference.
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And, uh...
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Fascinating.
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Fascinating, now...
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Let's take what's
happened to me.
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Now, I won't be getting
the car of my dreams.
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So what, you may say. I mean,
It happens to a lot of people.
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But, let's take
a look into the future.
293
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Oh, look.
294
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Wait.
295
00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:56,476
Who is that? Why...
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00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:59,312
It's Larry Appleton, but,
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00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:02,081
why is he sleeping
on a park bench
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covered with newspaper?
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00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:05,152
What happened to him?
300
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:07,754
I don't know.
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00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:11,824
His back is to me.
302
00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:19,899
Well, they say it started
303
00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:21,134
when he got the chance
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to get the car of his dreams
305
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and couldn't take it.
306
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Why? I think we all know why.
307
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,909
He was never the same
after that.
308
00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:34,281
He spent all his time going from
one used car lot to another.
309
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:36,149
The dealers said they'd find him
another Austin Healey
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00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:37,550
but they didn't.
311
00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:41,321
And it was all
downhill from there.
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He lost his job,
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his friends,
314
00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:52,532
and finally his will to live.
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00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:56,669
Oh, my Lord.
316
00:18:57,904 --> 00:18:59,372
What is it?
317
00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:02,375
Well, he just
rolled off the park bench.
318
00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:05,011
I... I think
he stopped breathing.
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00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:07,214
Cousin, don't die.
You're getting a raise.
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00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,416
Are you sure?
Of course I'm...
321
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,890
Thanks, Balki.
You saved a life.
322
00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:39,346
Uh, are you gonna buy it or you
gonna tear up the sign again?
323
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,482
I'm ready to buy.
Fine.
324
00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:44,183
I'll go get the paperwork.
325
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:43,376
May I ask why you're
sitting in the fireplace?
326
00:20:47,514 --> 00:20:49,316
Because I am disgraced.
327
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:55,655
And when I am disgraced
I have to sit among the ashes.
328
00:20:57,857 --> 00:21:00,793
Oh, right. That's one
of those Mypos things.
329
00:21:04,163 --> 00:21:06,299
Balki,
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00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:09,336
I didn't buy the car.
331
00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:12,405
You didn't?
332
00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:18,511
Something happened when
I got to the used car lot.
333
00:21:19,746 --> 00:21:22,349
And this afternoon
that car looked
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00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:23,950
all soft and blurry.
335
00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:25,418
It kind of glowed.
336
00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:27,620
Like Cybill Shepherd
does on Moonlighting?
337
00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:31,691
Exactly.
338
00:21:33,259 --> 00:21:34,561
But tonight,
339
00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:36,729
after what I did to you,
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00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:39,466
everything changed.
341
00:21:39,532 --> 00:21:43,536
Suddenly, it just
looked like an old car.
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00:21:43,603 --> 00:21:47,740
I realized I'd put that
stupid car above our friendship.
343
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:48,941
Oh, cousin.
344
00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:56,549
You didn't buy the car
because of our friendship?
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00:21:56,616 --> 00:21:58,718
Yeah. I couldn't.
346
00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:00,587
Pretty dumb, huh?
347
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:03,356
No, cousin. I'm proud of you.
348
00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:05,191
Proud of me?
349
00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:07,326
I made you violate your code.
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00:22:07,394 --> 00:22:10,397
Well, yeah, you did
351
00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:13,299
but I didn't even know
I had that code
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00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:14,801
until you told me about it.
353
00:22:16,403 --> 00:22:17,770
Oh, yeah, I'm great at
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00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:19,672
pointing out codes
to other people
355
00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:21,508
I just don't
live by them myself.
356
00:22:21,574 --> 00:22:22,975
Yes, you do.
357
00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:24,511
You live by a code.
358
00:22:24,577 --> 00:22:26,946
It just takes a while
for it to kick in.
359
00:22:28,415 --> 00:22:30,082
I just wish
it would kick in sooner
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00:22:30,149 --> 00:22:32,519
so I wouldn't feel
like such a jerk.
361
00:22:32,585 --> 00:22:34,387
You are not a jerk.
362
00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:37,557
I'm not?
No.
363
00:22:37,624 --> 00:22:39,191
You're, you're tricky
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00:22:39,258 --> 00:22:40,359
and devious
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00:22:40,427 --> 00:22:41,861
and a lousy bargainer,
366
00:22:41,928 --> 00:22:43,530
but...
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00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:45,898
You're not a jerk.
368
00:22:46,799 --> 00:22:51,571
Thanks.
369
00:22:51,638 --> 00:22:54,441
Um... What can I offer you?
370
00:22:55,141 --> 00:22:56,876
Perhaps something sweet?
371
00:22:59,546 --> 00:23:01,781
Why don't we go get
a Sears Tower sundae?
372
00:23:01,848 --> 00:23:03,616
I'll buy.
No, no.
373
00:23:03,683 --> 00:23:06,085
I'm the tricky, devious one.
374
00:23:06,152 --> 00:23:08,187
I'll buy.
No. No, cousin. Let me buy.
375
00:23:08,254 --> 00:23:11,223
No, I should buy--
Oh, please. Please let me--
376
00:23:11,290 --> 00:23:12,492
Look!
377
00:23:19,198 --> 00:23:21,668
I want you to be cheerful.
378
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,837
I'll buy.
379
00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:28,741
Okay.
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