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Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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Nothing to rearrange
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Sometimes you
just get a feelin'
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Like you need
some kinda change
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No matter what
the odds are this time
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Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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This flame in my heart
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Like a long lost friend
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Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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Standing tall
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On the my wings of my dream
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Rise and fall
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On the wings of my dream
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The rain and thunder
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The wind and haze
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I'm bound for better days
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It's my life and my dream
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Nothing's gonna stop me now
Nothing's gonna stop me now
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It's my life and my dream
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Nothing's gonna stop me now
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Nothing's gonna stop me now
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Oh, thank you, cousin.
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I thought it was gonna
suck my brains out.
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Balki, you're not gonna believe
what I got in the mail today.
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Your letter from
Publisher's Clearinghouse?
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You may already have won?
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No, no. But this
is almost as good.
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Balki, what
do I wanna be?
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What do I want
to do for a living?
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Be a photographer.
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Yes. And who inspired me
to become a photographer?
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No.
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Roger Morgan.
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Who that?
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"Who that?"
Roger Morgan?
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Well, he happens to be the best
photographer in the world.
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And this is an invitation for
Lawrence Appleton and a guest
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to the black tie opening night
party of his new photo exhibit.
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Everybody who's anybody in
the photobiz will be there.
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Get out of the city!
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Because I was
one of the winners
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of the Chicago Gazette
Photo Contest
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and Roger Morgan
was one of the judges.
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Oh, cousin!
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That's nice.
Now, Balki.
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Balki, Balki, it is
more than just nice.
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It's like me wanting
to be a baseball player
and meeting Pete Rose.
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Or me wanting
to be an actor
and meeting Laurence Olivier.
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Is it like me meeting
the great sheepherder
Zimdog Zakibatbat?
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Yes. Yes!
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Then this is
an exciting day for you!
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Yes. Yes, it is.
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And I'm glad I could
share it with you.
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Oh, cousin, a party!
I love a party!
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We can, we can play
pin the tail on the mule
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and we can
bob for potatoes
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and we can do
the Limbo Rock.
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I think you misunderstood.
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I'm sharing my
happiness with you
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but I'm sharing
the evening with Jennifer.
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Jennifer?
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Why you ask Jennifer?
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Because she's beautiful
and I want her.
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That's a good point.
Very good point.
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But I want you to know,
if she couldn't go
you were next on my list.
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Oh! Oh.
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Mr. Twinkacetti,
can you believe it?
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Cousin Larry and Jennifer
are going to a black tie party!
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Color me excited.
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All right, you tell him
it was your fault.
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It was a simple mistake.
"Simple mistake?"
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All right, I'm a simple person.
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Ladies, ladies, why
the stormy weather?
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Larry, I can't go to
the party tomorrow night.
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I'm working.
Working?
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That's what I thought,
but Mary Anne
got our destinations mixed up.
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We're not going to New York,
we're going to New Zealand.
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New York, New Zealand.
It could happen to anybody.
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You're going
to New Zealand?
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The sheep capital
of the world?
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How lucky can you get?
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See?
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We won't be back
till after your party.
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I'm so sorry, Larry,
I feel terrible.
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I just hope you can find
someone else to go with you.
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Well, we better get going.
We've got a lot to pack.
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We're comin' back
through New Delhi.
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You didn't tell me
anything about New Delhi.
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I don't know anything
about New Delhi.
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Uh, who did you say
was next on your list?
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Balki!
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Cousin, I'm ready to party.
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Now tell me...
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How do I look?
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Roger Morgan
dressed like that.
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Why not?
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Because this is
a black tie party
not a... Bullfight.
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But I'm wearing
a black tie.
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Balki, black tie means
you have to wear a tuxedo.
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Well, of course, it does.
Don't be ridiculous.
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I'll go splash some on.
No, Balki.
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This...is a tuxedo.
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Oh...
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I don't have
one of that.
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Oh, cousin.
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It's beautiful.
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You shouldn't have
bought this for me.
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I didn't.
I rented it.
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You paid somebody money
so I could wear his clothes?
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Yes.
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But I already
have clothes.
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Ah, but not...like...these.
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Yours looks just like mine.
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Yes.
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But if we dressed
exactly alike
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how would people
tell us apart?
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Dental records.
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Balki...
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Believe me,
this is not the kind of party
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where you're
supposed to have... Fun.
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Let me get this straight.
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Uh-huh.
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Everybody is going to
be wearing black suits.
Yes.
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And nobody's
gonna have any fun?
Yes.
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What the difference
is between this party
and a funeral?
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There's no body.
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But I can fix that.
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Balki, this party is
very important to me.
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It is vital that
we behave properly.
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under his wing and make
them what they are today.
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What are they today?
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Photographers.
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That's what
you want to be.
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Yes. Yes, it is.
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Balki, look, so you
know what to expect
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why don't we pretend
that the living room
is the gallery, all right?
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There are photographs
on the walls,
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We're looking
at a photograph.
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Someone comes up
and asks...
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What kind of drink
would you like?
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Cola, please.
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You have a cola.
Cola.
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00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,281
Someone comes up...
You have a diet?
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00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:09,950
You have diet?
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You have a diet cola.
146
00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:15,656
Someone comes up...
You don't
have caffeine free?
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You have a caffeine-free
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BOTH: Diet cola.
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Someone comes up...
Unless you got a ginger ale.
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But I...
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No drinks,
we have no drinks.
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We have a little pretzel...
No.
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Or a chip of some kind?
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No. No food,
no drinks. Nothing.
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We are standing here
looking at a photograph.
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Oh! Puppy dogs.
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Fine.
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Someone comes
up and asks
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"What do you think
of this photograph?"
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I think it's pretty.
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I think it's... Ugly.
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I think it's...
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Pretty ugly.
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Is this how
you're going to act
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when you meet
Roger Morgan?
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No, I'll be good.
Mmm-hmm.
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Boy, are you strict.
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Yes, I am.
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Balki, at this
kind of party
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it doesn't matter
what you think.
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What matters is that they
think you think what they think.
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Got it?
I don't think so.
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All right.
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Let me make it
simple for you.
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When they ask you
what you think,
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you ask them
what they think
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and then tell them
the same thing.
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But they already
know what they think.
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Exactly.
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And they wanna hear
the same thing from you.
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So let's try it again.
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We're looking at picture.
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Balki, where are you going?
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I'm choosing a new picture.
It's enough with puppies.
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Yeah, this is the one.
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What do you think
of this picture?
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Well, I, I... I...
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What do you think?
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I like it.
How about you?
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All right, let's
try on your tuxedo.
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Cousin, are you
sure this is the way
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people act at
these parties?
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Balki, of course,
I'm sure.
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Trust me.
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This is just
a game you play
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to get your foot
in the door.
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Don't worry.
I won't embarrass you.
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Mmm-hmm.
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You're gonna
be proud of me.
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I guessed at the size.
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Guess again.
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I'm sorry the tuxedo
place was closed.
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00:12:41,829 --> 00:12:43,263
Me too.
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00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:48,101
But I don't mind
being a little different.
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I'm proud of my heritage.
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Okay. Be proud.
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00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:53,506
Just...
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Stand behind me.
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00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:02,149
Which one's Roger Morgan?
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00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:04,184
Well, I don't see him.
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00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:08,889
Oh, look, that's
Frank Lambert.
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00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:10,757
And that's Dick Jorgeson.
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00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:13,126
He won a Pulitzer Prize
last year.
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00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:14,962
Oh, there's Margaret Milgram.
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She owns the gallery.
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Balki, I never thought
I'd be rubbing elbows
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with so many
important people.
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I'd love to rub
those elbows.
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00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,506
It's an expression.
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00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:28,842
Don't rub anything.
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00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:35,015
Let's mingle.
What does...
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00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:36,616
It means talk
without touching.
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00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:38,418
Without touching.
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00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:48,328
"Hitchhiker on
the Road to Bitterness."
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Hmm.
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00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:56,136
Do you really think so?
Yes, I do.
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00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:00,573
What do you...
228
00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:05,845
Think?
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00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:10,250
What do I think?
Yes.
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I think it's the best
of his essence too.
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00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:19,326
We have a calendar
of all his work at home.
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This is September.
233
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A calendar?
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00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:29,236
Yes, it's right
over the toilet.
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A toilet? Please!
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00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,411
Oh, it's right out
the door to your left.
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00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:47,054
Well, I never...
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Dennis, I need a drink.
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00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:03,937
New rule.
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Don't say anything
unless you've got something
caught in your throat.
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00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:13,380
But, cousin, I was just
agreeing with her like you said.
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Don't you think
it's a good picture?
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LARRY:
Yes, it's a good picture.
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00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:18,485
All his pictures are good.
245
00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:21,054
I looked at this one
all through September.
246
00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:23,890
I think it
might've been better
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if he'd shot it
with a wide angle lens.
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00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:33,266
Boy, you know a lot
for a guy who's
never sold a picture.
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Thank you.
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00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:41,308
You know,
I always wondered
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why he only shoots
in black and white.
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00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:45,578
Uh, sir?
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00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:48,481
Thank you.
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00:15:51,818 --> 00:15:54,021
Balki, give the man
back his tray.
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00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:57,957
He give it to me.
Balki.
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00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:08,301
Thank you.
257
00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:11,704
What this?
258
00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:14,074
Those are
finger sandwiches.
259
00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:20,213
No, Balki.
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Balki.
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00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:25,485
Balki, they're not
what you think.
262
00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:27,954
Just take something.
263
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,327
Uh, perhaps
a cocktail frank?
264
00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:38,298
Oh. My name's not Frank.
It's Balki.
265
00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:41,468
And I think cocktails are
those little drinks over there.
266
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:46,039
Thank you.
267
00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:47,707
I'll try to remember that.
268
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,882
You know, you'd think
they'd get a waiter
269
00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:58,451
who knew what
he was doing.
270
00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,653
Yes. You'd
think they would.
271
00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:03,423
Oh, good to see you too.
272
00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:05,625
Margaret, how are ya?
Roger.
273
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,527
So good to see you.
Well, it's good to be here.
274
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:10,463
Balki, that's him.
That's Roger Morgan.
275
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:13,032
Cousin, he's not
wearing a black tie.
276
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:15,135
No wonder everyone
is staring at him.
277
00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:17,604
LARRY: All right. This is it.
278
00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:19,939
Oh. Sweaty palms.
279
00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:21,108
What if he wants
to shake hands?
280
00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:22,675
All right. Oh, ah...
281
00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:29,482
Mr. Morgan.
Yes?
282
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:30,850
I...
283
00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:33,853
I, I, I'm Larry, Larry, Larry...
284
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,789
Appleton.
Appleton.
285
00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:38,625
Uh, do you have something
caught in your throat?
286
00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:39,892
No. No.
287
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:41,428
No, I'm fine.
288
00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:43,230
You know, Mr. Morgan,
I've always wondered
289
00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:44,864
why do you only
shoot black and white?
290
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:47,167
Well...
Cousin Larry was wondering that.
291
00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:48,768
You were wondering
the same thing.
292
00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:50,670
Weren't you, cousin?
293
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:51,838
Excuse us.
294
00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:57,377
Well, that's it.
It's over.
295
00:17:57,444 --> 00:17:59,179
The man obviously
thinks I'm an idiot.
296
00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:01,181
No, he doesn't, cousin.
297
00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:03,183
He might think
you talk a little funny
298
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,818
and, well, who
could blame him?
299
00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:08,321
But he hasn't met
the real Larry Appleton.
300
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:10,157
The one who speaks English.
301
00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:13,593
Now come on,
let's go play the game.
302
00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:15,295
I had my chance
and I blew it.
303
00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:17,130
Oh, you just try again.
304
00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:18,565
I can't.
305
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,167
Yes, you can!
306
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:22,235
Cousin, if I was
standing there
307
00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:25,272
and the great Zimdog Zakibatbat
was over there...
308
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,875
I would hope
you would do this.
309
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:31,344
No, Balki, Balki! All right,
put me down. Put me down...
310
00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:33,780
Balki, put me down.
311
00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:35,182
Mr. Morgan...
312
00:18:36,082 --> 00:18:37,984
My Cousin Larry, again.
313
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:40,653
Yes, I remember.
314
00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:45,892
He... He admires you.
315
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,427
I do, I really do.
316
00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:52,299
And he...
317
00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:55,702
Would like to be as
great as you are some day.
318
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:58,171
I would, I would.
319
00:18:58,238 --> 00:19:02,309
You know, that's the great
thing about photography,
it's a non-verbal medium.
320
00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:13,553
The hitchhiker picture.
Yes.
321
00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:15,755
Don't you think you took
it with the wrong lens?
322
00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:20,660
Mr. Morgan doesn't do
anything with the wrong lens.
323
00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:22,295
Dennis...
Don't worry, Mr. Morgan.
324
00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:24,531
I'll take care
of these people.
325
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:25,698
Margaret.
326
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:32,305
Don't mind Dennis, he was
born with a silver spoon
in his mouth.
327
00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:36,443
Must have been
painful for his mama.
328
00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:42,882
Excuse us again.
329
00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:50,189
Do you have any idea
what you just said?
330
00:19:50,257 --> 00:19:51,391
I was just trying to help.
331
00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:56,463
Well, you didn't.
332
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,831
And that I come from
a family of idiots.
333
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:05,738
I don't understand
these strange social rules.
334
00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:08,107
Thinking one thing
and saying another.
335
00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:10,343
People should
just be themselves.
336
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:12,745
Except Dennis, he
should be somebody else.
337
00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:17,384
You're right.
I'm sorry we even came.
338
00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:20,387
Those are they.
339
00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:25,758
Pardon me, but how
did you get in here?
340
00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:27,927
He's with me.
I was talking to you.
341
00:20:29,496 --> 00:20:30,897
I was invited.
342
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:32,632
And I'm his invited guest.
343
00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:35,368
Well, I'm uninviting
both of you.
344
00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:37,003
You're a blithering fool.
345
00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:42,108
And you... You come
here dressed like a...
346
00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:44,877
Like a matador...
And proceed to utter
347
00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:46,913
the most tactless,
inane dribble I've ever...
348
00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:48,415
Now, wait a minute.
349
00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:50,149
He is not being tactless.
350
00:20:50,216 --> 00:20:54,253
He's being honest.
351
00:20:54,321 --> 00:20:56,055
And don't put
down his clothes.
352
00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:58,124
He is proud
of his heritage.
353
00:20:58,190 --> 00:21:00,627
No one speaks
to her like that.
354
00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:03,563
Well, I'm sorry,
but your nana was being rude.
355
00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:11,371
His nana?
356
00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:14,841
I'm calling security.
357
00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:16,843
Dennis, really.
358
00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:20,012
You're in trouble.
359
00:21:22,248 --> 00:21:23,916
Come on, Balki,
let's get outta here.
360
00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:32,559
Uh, young man,
about that lens comment...
361
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:33,893
Oh, but it wasn't stupid.
362
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,295
It was a very
perceptive comment.
363
00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:40,266
I'm not ashamed
to admit it.
364
00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:41,968
Not now, anyway.
Yes.
365
00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:46,238
What lens would
you have used?
366
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:48,441
Well, I guess, I
would have used a 28 mm.
367
00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:50,877
That's exactly
the lens I was gonna use.
368
00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:53,380
But my camera bag
was locked in the car...
369
00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:55,281
Along with my keys.
370
00:21:55,348 --> 00:21:57,717
Oh!
371
00:21:58,885 --> 00:22:00,887
Cousin Larry does
that all the time.
372
00:22:03,690 --> 00:22:06,959
It's refreshing to
hear an honest criticism.
373
00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:08,795
Usually when I ask
people what they think,
374
00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:10,997
they turn around and say,
"What do you think?"
375
00:22:15,301 --> 00:22:16,803
I hate that.
376
00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:21,408
Uh, Larry, uh...
What was the name again?
377
00:22:21,474 --> 00:22:26,546
Appleton.
Larry Appleton.
378
00:22:26,613 --> 00:22:28,681
Appleton. I remember
the picture.
379
00:22:28,748 --> 00:22:30,583
You do
Yes.
380
00:22:30,650 --> 00:22:32,351
If the committee had
listened to my opinion,
381
00:22:32,419 --> 00:22:34,787
you would have done
better than tenth place.
382
00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:37,757
Well, Mr. Morgan,
you have no idea
how that makes me feel.
383
00:22:37,824 --> 00:22:40,292
Well, I was a beginner
once too, you know?
384
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:41,961
You've got a good eye, Appleton.
385
00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:43,630
I'd like to see some
more of your work.
386
00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:44,564
Really?
387
00:22:44,631 --> 00:22:46,298
Drop some pictures
by the hotel.
388
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:47,467
Maybe I can be
of help to you.
389
00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:48,901
Well, thank you.
390
00:22:48,968 --> 00:22:50,570
Nice outfit, kid.
391
00:22:52,439 --> 00:22:54,040
Very Myposian.
392
00:23:10,523 --> 00:23:14,627
I can't believe it. Roger Morgan
is gonna look at my pictures
and cry.
393
00:23:14,694 --> 00:23:16,563
I'll bring him these.
394
00:23:16,629 --> 00:23:18,297
I can't bring him that.
395
00:23:18,364 --> 00:23:20,099
Maybe this.
What do you think?
396
00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:23,936
What do you think?
397
00:23:25,605 --> 00:23:27,574
No, Balki, we're not
at the gallery anymore.
398
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,075
I really need your opinion.
399
00:23:31,043 --> 00:23:33,012
Cousin, everybody
has an opinion.
400
00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:34,847
Me, Roger Morgan
401
00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:36,849
even Dennis
and his nana.
402
00:23:38,551 --> 00:23:40,787
But the only one
that matters is yours.
403
00:23:40,853 --> 00:23:44,023
Now bring Mr. Morgan
the ones you like best.
404
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,159
Yeah.
You're right.
405
00:23:49,195 --> 00:23:50,563
Come on, Balki.
406
00:23:50,630 --> 00:23:52,999
I wanna bring these
over to his hotel.
407
00:23:53,065 --> 00:23:55,367
Boy, this could be great.
408
00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:57,103
If Roger Morgan
likes these,
409
00:23:57,169 --> 00:24:00,039
I could be working
in a newspaper
in a couple of weeks.
410
00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:02,909
I could be in a new apartment
in a couple of months.
411
00:24:02,975 --> 00:24:04,677
In a year...
412
00:24:04,744 --> 00:24:06,513
I could win a Pulitzer.
413
00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:10,249
And if he
doesn't like them?
414
00:24:10,316 --> 00:24:11,918
Cousin...
415
00:24:11,984 --> 00:24:14,320
Don't you think you're
getting a little crazy again?
416
00:24:14,386 --> 00:24:16,122
Isn't there somewhere
in the middle?
417
00:24:18,691 --> 00:24:19,892
You're right.
418
00:24:23,329 --> 00:24:25,164
and hope for the best?
419
00:24:25,231 --> 00:24:27,033
I second that emotion.
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