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Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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Nothing to rearrange
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Sometimes you
just get a feeling
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Like you need
some kind of change
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No matter what
the odds are this time
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Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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This flame in my heart
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Like a long lost friend
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Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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Standing tall
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On the wings of my dream
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Rise and fall
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On the wings of my dream
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The rain and thunder
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The wind and haze
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I'm bound for better days
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It's my life and my dream
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Nothing's gonna stop me now
Nothing's gonna stop me
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It's my life and my dream
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Nothing's gonna stop me now
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Nothing's gonna stop me now
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It's a beautiful day
in the neighborhood
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Beautiful day in
the neighborhood
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Won't you be mine
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Could you be mine
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Won't you be my neighbor
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Can you say, "Good morning?"
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No.
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Someone's in the office.
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It's Mr. Twinkacetti.
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Why did you do that?
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We thought you were a prowler.
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Nice outfit, Mr. Twinkacetti.
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I have pajamas
that look like that.
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These are my pajamas.
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I spent the night here.
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My wife threw me out
just because I forgot
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our wedding anniversary.
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Well, you should be ashamed.
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You should be neutered.
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She threw you out?
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That's pretty severe for
missing one wedding anniversary.
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Well, actually, we've
been married 16 years
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and I've forgotten 16 of them.
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Well, nobody's perfect.
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Edwina, my love.
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Drop dead, Donald.
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Hello, boys.
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BOTH: Hi, Mrs. Twinkacetti.
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Happy anniversary.
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Thank you, Balki.
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You're one up on him.
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I thought you'd be
needing a few things.
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Oh, that's very
thoughtful of you, dear.
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Can't we let
bygones be bygones?
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Not this time, Donald.
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You have taken me for
granted once too often.
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It's over.
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I want a divorce.
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Uh, just for forgetting
one wedding anniversary
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sixteen times?
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It's not the anniversaries.
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And it's not the gambling
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and the wild nights
out with the boys.
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But it's more
than that too.
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The romance is gone.
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The magic is gone.
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You're gone.
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Goodbye, Donald.
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Oh, by the way...
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I'm keeping the luggage.
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Divorce?
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I can't believe it.
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We've had our
little spats before
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but she never used the D word.
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Come on, Balki, let's
give the man some privacy.
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You must be in such pain.
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I'm too numb
to feel any pain.
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I've lost my wife,
the only woman I ever loved.
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Excuse me. I'll be in my office
looking for a reason to live.
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No, Mr. Twinkacetti,
you shouldn't be alone.
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Cousin, he needs
to be with friends.
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Yeah, good idea.
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Go see some friends.
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I can't do that.
All my friends know me.
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Well, we know you
and we're still your friends.
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We are?
And... And you can
stay with us.
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He can?
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I don't know what to say.
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Why don't...
Why don't you wait here?
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Balki, could I have
a word with you?
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Are you crazy?
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Cousin, Mr. Twinkacetti
is in pain.
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Well, how is making
my life a living hell
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going to change that?
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Well, somebody has got to let
him know that he's not alone
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that he's not a totally
worthless human being.
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You mean, somebody's
gotta lie to him.
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but I draw the line at having
the man sleep under my roof.
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Well, then, you tell him
he can't stay.
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All right, I will.
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Mr. Twinkacetti?
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Yes.
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Uh, about that invitation--
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Oh, say no more.
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I... I don't blame you.
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I'm... Dirt.
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All right, you can
stay with us until--
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Oh, you guys
are the greatest.
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Having Twinkacetti
as a house guest
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is like Tokyo inviting
Godzilla for dinner.
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Well, how are we going
to get poor Mr. Twinkacetti
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and poor Mrs. Twinkacetti
back together?
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We are not.
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Balki, rule of thumb.
Never butt in.
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It's not up to us
to save their marriage.
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Just stay out of it.
Yeah.
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I... I see
a marriage in trouble
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and I have to do
something to help.
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Well, just leave me out of it.
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Hi, boys. How's it going?
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I brought the beer.
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Come on in.
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You look like you
found a reason to live.
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Oh, yeah, I thought about it.
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Women. Who needs 'em?
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Especially since I got
great guy pals like you.
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How about a brewski?
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Oh, no, thank you.
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I got a Pepski.
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You see, he's fine.
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Just leave them alone,
and they'll work things out.
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Cousin, no. He's hiding his
true feelings deep down inside.
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The man is shallow.
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There is no
deep down inside.
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Cousin, no.
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He's got something
inside him
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and it's going to-to
fester and-and swell
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and burst like
a tick on a sheepdog.
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Well, then, get
him off our couch.
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Mr. Twinkacetti.
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Would you like
to share the pain
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that is going on
deep down inside?
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Nah!
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What do you say we zip
around the old cable dial
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until we hit some nudity?
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Deep. Deep.
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Now, you know
what I think?
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you know that if you
don't have Mrs. Twinkacetti
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you...you got nothing.
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Oh, sure, you'll make
a life for yourself.
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But in the end
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you'd be a wretched,
filthy little man,
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wandering the streets with
newspapers under your shirt
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and plastic bags
on your feet,
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wishing in your heart
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that you...you had not
lost your true love forever.
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Forever?
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The D word.
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Cousin, this man is deep.
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We've got to
help his marriage.
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There, there,
Mr. Twinkacetti.
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We're there for you.
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You mean it?
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Is the king cross
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Blow.
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Guys, I wanna thank you
for taking me in like this.
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I have to get Edwina back.
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And even though it may
take months, I can wait.
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Months?
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I'm gonna go to bed now
and cry myself to sleep!
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Uh, Mr. Twinkacetti.
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Uh, Mr. Twinkacetti,
that's my room.
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Mr. Twinkacetti?
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There's tissues by the bed.
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Balki, we have to
save this marriage.
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Well, of course, we do.
Don't be ridiculous.
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Mrs. Twinkacetti,
he's not the same man.
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Well, yes,
he's still short.
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Tell her he's changing.
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I can't tell her that.
That would be lying.
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No, it's not. He's in
the bedroom changing.
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Mrs. Twinkacetti,
believe me when I tell you
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he's changing.
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You will? Yes,
I'll tell him.
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Yeah, bye.
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Balki, she's agreed
to talk to him.
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Oh, that's wonderful.
There's one catch.
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She'll only give
him five minutes.
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Not if he can prove to her
that he's trying to change.
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Balki, take a reality pill.
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Mr. Twinkacetti is
not going to change.
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The best we can
hope for is that
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he can romance her
for five minutes.
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That way, he'll get
a foot in the door
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and out of our apartment.
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Appleton, I read your diary.
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You're a sick man.
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Mr. Twinkacetti,
that was personal.
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Hey, we're roomies.
We have no secrets.
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You never let me
read your diary.
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Why don't you tell
Mr. Twinkacetti the good news?
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Mr. Twinkacetti,
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your wife has agreed to
talk to you for five minutes.
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Five minutes? What can
I do in five minutes?
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Well, I guess flying
her to Paris is out.
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You've got to prove to her
that you're going to change.
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Forget that.
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And you can start
by being romantic.
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Now, we've gotta
find the right spot.
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Well, we used to go
to this restaurant.
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Oh, Tony's Mambo Room.
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"Tony's Mambo Room?"
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"Our ribs stick to your ribs."
That Tony's Mambo Room?
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I don't think
that's going to work.
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What are you talkin' about?
Tony's is a romantic place.
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You eat with your fingers.
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No, no, that's not romantic.
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That's disgusting.
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That's cruel, Appleton.
Okay.
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Cousin Larry's right.
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We've seen you with
Mrs. Twinkacetti.
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It's not pretty.
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What am I gonna do? I don't
have a romantic bone in my body.
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Oh, you must
have had once.
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She fell in love with you.
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Sure, that was
13 years ago!
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BOTH: Sixteen.
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See, I'm hopeless.
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All right, look, look.
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Let's make-believe that
this is Tony's Mambo Room.
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Balki you are seeing
me for the first time
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since I kicked you out.
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This is how you have to act
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if you want to get
your wife back.
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Edwina, you look
lovely this evening.
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That dress brings out your eyes.
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I'm gonna throw up.
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Sit down, Turnip.
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Donald, the Mambo Room.
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How sweet of
you to remember.
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How could I
forget, my pet?
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It seems like
only yesterday.
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You're as beautiful
as you were then.
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No, I'm wrong.
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You are. You are.
I am
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You, well,
of course, you are.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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Donald, I forgot how
romantic you could be.
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How could I ever
have kicked you out?
Take me.
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I don't think so.
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I know--
No, I'm trying to...
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Do you get the general idea?
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I can't do this.
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Let's face it,
we'll be roomies for life.
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All right, all right,
let's not panic.
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Look, we can do this.
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We put a man on the moon.
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We will go with you
to the restaurant
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00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:53,020
and get you through this thing.
261
00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:54,687
Oh, you guys are the greatest.
262
00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:56,156
Well, we just wanna see you
263
00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:58,691
and Mrs. Twinkacetti
back together again
264
00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:00,560
in your own home.
265
00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:04,031
Did we really put
a man on the moon?
266
00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:07,934
Yes, we did.
267
00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:09,736
And get off my dress.
268
00:16:22,249 --> 00:16:24,884
Now, remember,
compliment her clothes
269
00:16:24,951 --> 00:16:26,119
talk about her hair.
270
00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:28,721
Make her think
she's the most
271
00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:31,191
No, Mr. Twinkacetti,
you've got to tell her
272
00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:32,925
the ways you are
going to change.
273
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:36,696
Like what?
274
00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:38,298
to remember your anniversary.
275
00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:40,233
And you don't have to go
out so much with the boys.
276
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:42,302
Look, you'll have
years to change.
277
00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:43,936
Right now you've
only got five minutes.
278
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,672
Talk about her eyes.
279
00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:47,340
No, uh, Mr. Twinkacetti,
you've got to
280
00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:48,775
stop thinking
about yourself
281
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,977
and start thinking
about Mrs. Twinkacetti.
282
00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:53,246
You should beg her forgiveness.
283
00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:55,815
You should throw
yourself down at her feet.
284
00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:58,385
You should press your
face up against her arches
285
00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:00,320
and tell her she can
step on your neck
286
00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:03,056
because you have not been
the man you should have been.
287
00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:08,461
What about her eyes?
288
00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:12,265
Tell her that
her eyes remind you
289
00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:14,901
of moonlit pools
on a summer night.
290
00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:16,469
She'll melt like butter.
291
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:20,173
All right, moonlit pools
on a warm summer night.
292
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,375
Here she is.
All right.
293
00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:39,259
Good evening, Donald.
294
00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:41,561
Hello, sugarplum,
won't you have a seat?
295
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:48,735
You know, sweetheart--
You've got five minutes. Go.
296
00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:52,405
Uh, my, don't you look
lovely this evening.
297
00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:54,107
You know, your eyes--
298
00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:55,675
Hold the bull, Donald.
299
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:58,311
Give me one good reason
why I should take you back.
300
00:17:58,378 --> 00:17:59,779
You want a reason?
301
00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:01,348
Don't you wanna
hear about your eyes?
302
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:02,449
No.
303
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:03,816
How am I doing on the time?
304
00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:05,152
I knew this wouldn't work.
305
00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:08,087
I'm trying to change.
Really, I am.
306
00:18:08,155 --> 00:18:10,490
Uh, why do you think
I chose this restaurant?
307
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:12,925
I don't know.
308
00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:14,627
Why did you choose
this restaurant?
309
00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:19,332
Because I consider
the Mambo Room our place.
310
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:22,034
But why? We've never
been here before.
311
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,504
Oh, sure we have,
sweetness. Years ago.
312
00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:26,739
You don't remember, do you?
313
00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:28,741
I may not remember
wedding anniversaries
314
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:31,611
but I do remember
the romantic stuff.
315
00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:33,446
We sat right in
that booth over there
316
00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:35,582
and we necked all night.
317
00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:40,287
I even slipped the accordion
player 50 cents to play
318
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:42,189
That's Why the Lady's a Tramp.
319
00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:48,761
Maybe that's because
the lady was a tramp.
320
00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:51,164
I've never been in this
restaurant in my life!
321
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:58,638
You know, ahem, come to think
of it, uh, neither have I.
322
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:01,574
Excuse me.
Nature calls.
323
00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:08,047
It's over.
324
00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:09,549
That was quick.
325
00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:11,918
I got the right restaurant,
but the wrong woman.
326
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:14,721
I used to bring dates here
before we were married.
327
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,893
Hello, Mrs. Twinkacetti.
328
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,061
What brings you to Tony's?
329
00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:24,264
Not the ribs.
330
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:29,536
You know, darling,
just now in the john
331
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:31,871
I was thinking
about how your eyes
332
00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:37,143
remind me of, uh,
moonlit pools on
a warm summer night.
333
00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:39,045
Stuff it, Donald!
334
00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:42,014
How could you bring me to
a place where you cheated on me?
335
00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:45,585
I never cheated on you
while we were married.
336
00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:48,321
I cheated on you
while we were engaged.
337
00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:49,722
Can't we talk?
338
00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:52,859
You talk to my lawyer.
339
00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:55,962
I still have two minutes.
340
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,430
Uh...
341
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:03,202
Well, we're sorry
it didn't work out.
342
00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:04,437
Thanks a lot, guys.
343
00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:06,339
You did your best.
344
00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:08,508
And I want you to know
I really appreciate it.
345
00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:10,743
I'm going for a walk.
346
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:12,845
You don't have
to wait up for me.
347
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:14,414
I made a key.
348
00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:27,327
I'm worried about
Mr. Twinkacetti.
349
00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:29,362
He don't come home last night.
350
00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:31,298
He could be
wandering the streets
351
00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:33,366
a broken,
lonely little man.
352
00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:36,436
Now, at least I get
to sleep in my own bed.
353
00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:42,342
"Our friend?"
354
00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:44,511
Balki, the man tried
to have you deported
355
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,846
for giving the correct
change to a blind man.
356
00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:52,652
Well, I never said
he was a saint.
357
00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:57,657
Balki, you are the nicest
person I ever met.
358
00:20:57,724 --> 00:20:59,759
And I hope I never
get to be like you.
359
00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:04,364
Cousin, don't worry.
You won't.
360
00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:14,607
Mr. Twinkacetti?
361
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:19,812
What are you bozos
doin' here so early?
362
00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:21,814
Mr. Twinkacetti,
you're all right.
363
00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:24,784
Oh...
364
00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:31,758
Mrs. Twinkacetti.
Hi, boys.
365
00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:39,966
Are you naked
under that coat?
366
00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:49,442
You're together?
367
00:21:50,076 --> 00:21:51,277
Yeah.
368
00:21:51,344 --> 00:21:53,580
After I left
the restaurant
369
00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:55,147
about, you know,
being romantic and all
370
00:21:55,214 --> 00:21:56,516
and, uh,
371
00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:59,151
then I remembered
what I did
372
00:21:59,218 --> 00:22:02,622
when I was trying to get
Edwina to fall in love with me.
373
00:22:02,689 --> 00:22:05,592
This crazy guy showed
up under my window
374
00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:09,496
with a big bag of egg rolls
and his saxophone.
375
00:22:09,562 --> 00:22:11,398
Egg rolls and saxophone.
376
00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:13,400
Why didn't we think of that?
377
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,704
Then we came back here.
378
00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:19,606
You see,
when we were teenagers
379
00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:21,774
we used to steal
precious moments
380
00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:23,443
in the back of
my father's store
381
00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:24,977
so Donald thought
this would be
382
00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:28,915
a perfect place to
settle our differences.
383
00:22:28,981 --> 00:22:31,751
You big bag of romance.
384
00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:36,456
Why don't you boys
take the day off?
385
00:22:44,163 --> 00:22:45,698
Are you kidding?
386
00:22:45,765 --> 00:22:47,600
Who'd run the store?
387
00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:49,902
Well, maybe today the store
doesn't have to open.
388
00:22:51,103 --> 00:22:52,705
Woof!
Mmm!
389
00:22:55,442 --> 00:22:56,776
Edwina.
390
00:23:02,415 --> 00:23:04,884
Oh, thank you for all you did.
391
00:23:04,951 --> 00:23:07,019
I know there's a side of
Donald that you never see
392
00:23:07,086 --> 00:23:09,155
and I hadn't seen it
in a long time either
393
00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:11,357
but last night made me realize
394
00:23:11,424 --> 00:23:13,826
the Donald
I fell in love with
is still there.
395
00:23:14,794 --> 00:23:17,464
After 16 years of marriage,
396
00:23:17,530 --> 00:23:19,065
I'm not gonna give up on him.
397
00:23:33,646 --> 00:23:37,884
Well, you said it
don't help when you butt in.
398
00:23:37,950 --> 00:23:42,088
Okay, I was wrong,
you were right.
399
00:23:42,154 --> 00:23:46,859
I guess sometimes the only
way to help out is to butt in.
400
00:24:00,072 --> 00:24:01,708
You hear that?
401
00:24:06,045 --> 00:24:07,980
Imagine what
hate sounds like.
402
00:24:11,217 --> 00:24:12,919
Well, you know
what they say.
403
00:24:12,985 --> 00:24:16,222
Even bad sax is better
than no sax at all.
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