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* Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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* Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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* Like you need
some kind of change
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* No matter what
the odds are this time
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* Nothing's going
to stand in my way
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* This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend
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* Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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* Standing tall
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* On the wings of my dream
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* Rise and fall
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* On the wings of my dream
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* The rain and thunder
the wind and haze
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* I'm bound for better days
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* It's my life and my dream
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* Nothing's gonna stop me now
* Nothing's gonna stop me
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* It's my life and my dream
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* Nothing's gonna
stop me now
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* Nothing's gonna
stop me now *
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Why don't they call?
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Said they'd call.
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I'll tell you why, 'cause
nobody ever returns your calls.
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What are you doing?
Making a phone call.
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Balki, use the phone,
I'll break a bone.
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Boy, somebody got up
on the wrong side of the flock.
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What the matter with you is?
Nothing the matter with me is.
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Everything's fine.
Just a little tense.
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Anxious. Upset. Irritable.
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And I certainly didn't get up
on the wrong side of the flock.
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Hello, Ri...
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Hello, Ritz...
Hello, Ritz Discount.
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Yes, this is Larry Appleton.
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You're kidding.
Great! I'll be there!
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This may be
the greatest day of my life.
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Now you happy
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hekyll?
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Balki, that was the photo editor
from the Chicago Weekly Gazette.
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Remember that picture
I submitted yesterday
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of the burning building?
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I've got to be there at six
to sign a release and get paid.
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Balki, this is my first sale.
Oh, cousin.
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You are
a professional
picture taker.
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It's your dream come true.
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Now we are so happy.
We do the Dance of Joy.
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Balki...
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A photo journalist must
maintain a modicum of dignity.
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Let's boogie.
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* Hi hi hi hi *
* Hi hi hi hi *
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I can't believe it.
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This is
a terrific birthday present.
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Today is your birthday?
Yeah.
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Happy birthday.
Thank you.
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What did you get me?
Well, I...
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What do you mean,
what did I get you?
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I'm supposed to get presents.
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You're supposed to get
the presents?
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You get presents
on your birthday?
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Well, of course. That's
an American birthday tradition.
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Haven't you ever heard of that?
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Of course I have.
Don't be ridiculous.
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I suppose this means
you also didn't bake me a cake?
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What can I say?
I'm scum.
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Well, it's all right.
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Why you didn't tell me
it's our birthday?
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I don't know,
I guess, I just
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wasn't in the mood
to celebrate this year.
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But things are looking up.
"Photo by Larry Appleton."
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Well, look here.
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If it isn't Tweedledum
and Tweedledumber.
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Mr. Twinkacetti, good news.
Cousin Larry sold a photograph.
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It his dream come true.
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Wise up, Appleton.
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right here, until you die.
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Grim, isn't it?
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Not even Twinkacetti
can spoil this.
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Well, I'd better leave.
Well, you got one hour.
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Well, Balki,
what if there's a traffic jam?
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What if the elevator
gets stuck between floors?
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What if
the building burns down?
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What if
a giant prehistoric monster
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crawls out of Lake Michigan
and eats Chicago?
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You're right.
I'd better get a move on.
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Hi, Larry.
Sorry, no time. Gotta run.
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I sold a picture.
That's great. Fabulous.
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Hi, Susan, Tina.
Hi.
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He's excited.
He should be.
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Let's throw him
a surprise birthday party.
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Oh, good idea. When?
Don't tell me.
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I want it to be a surprise.
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Okay, we put all the food there,
and we put the balloons here.
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And what this?
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Isn't that something?
Only in America.
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You know, in Mypos to do that,
we had to squeeze a frog.
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It's Larry.
Oh, he's early.
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What do we do?
Okay, okay.
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You go downstairs
and head everybody off.
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I'll hide the party stuff,
and that way
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we all surprise him
at the same moment.
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Cousin, how did it go
at the newspaper?
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Oh, fine. Everything's fine.
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They like me.
They love my photograph.
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Oh, it went great.
Everything's fine.
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Fine, fine, fine.
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I sense you have left out
some small but important detail.
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Oh, yeah,
did I forget to mention
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that the jerks didn't want
to buy my photograph after all?
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Oh, cousin, that's terrible.
Why not?
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Well, at the last minute,
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they decided to use a
picture taken by some other guy.
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Oh.
And get this.
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The guy just happens
to live next door
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to the publisher's barber.
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Talk about your nepotism.
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Well, I'd love
to talk about my nepotism
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but I don't know what that is.
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A baby being rescued
from the burning building.
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News value.
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The baby wasn't even that cute.
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Oh, cousin, you must be
so disappointed.
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Well, another birthday,
another banner year of failure
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with a capital F
for Larry Appleton.
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Well, that's it. No more.
Me, a photojournalist.
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Cousin, you just
didn't sell one picture.
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No, it's not
just the one picture.
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Don't you see
the significance of this?
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I may as well throw my master
plan right out the window.
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No, no, you don't
throw your master plan
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right out the window.
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What is a master plan?
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Don't they have anything
on Mypos besides sheep?
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Well, we got a 7-11.
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See, my master plan
is a schedule
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of how I want achieve
my goal in life.
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Oh, and at 24, you're supposed
to sell a photograph.
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At 24, I was supposed
to win a Pulitzer Prize.
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I was supposed to sell
my first photograph
when I was 16.
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Well, cousin, call me cuckoo
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but instead
of giving up on life
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why you don't just change your
plan? Give yourself more time.
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Oh, sure, sure.
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Before you know it,
I'm an 80-year-old
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aspiring photojournalist.
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Well, I guess
the way you feel.
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What would make you
feel a little better
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would be to have
a nice dinner with
some friends, or maybe...
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...a party?
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A party
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I don't even want to hear
the word birthday.
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"Hey, how's it going, Larry?
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That's all I need.
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Thank God I didn't tell
anyone else it's my birthday.
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This could get ugly.
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I'll get it.
No, no, cousin.
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I'll take care of this.
Go away.
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Took care of that.
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Cousin, you look miserable.
Why don't you go lie down?
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Well, I might as well
get some sleep now.
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Just hope my tears don't
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I can't sleep.
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I'm hungry.
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Well, what about some peanuts?
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Thanks.
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Why have you got
peanuts in that pocket?
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Why did I ask?
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Cousin.
Hmm?
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Cousin, cousin, don't do that.
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I'm just gonna
hang up my coat.
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No, no,
you can't come in.
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Balki, you invited us,
remember?
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I've got Cousin Larry
locked in the closet.
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There's no party.
I made a big mistake.
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Stupid Balki. Now, go away.
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Don't you ever
ever do that again.
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Do what?
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You locked me
in the closet.
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No, I didn't.
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What do you mean, you didn't?
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You shoved me in the closet
and you locked the door.
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No way.
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Uh-uh.
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What do you mean, no way?
I am not crazy.
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Well, you got--
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I suppose you're gonna tell me
there was no one at the door.
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What door?
That door! That closet!
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I don't know
what you're talking about.
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Okay, okay.
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We're not having this
conversation.
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This whole day has been part
of some cosmic cruelty joke.
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Ha ha! Fine. Oh!
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If Tony Perkins shows up
wearing a house dress
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and carrying a very large
kitchen knife,
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tell him I'm in the shower.
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Hello?
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Oh, you want to wish him
a happy birthday?
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Well, you don't
want to do that.
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Why? He can't talk to you.
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Why? Because he lost
his voice, and that's that.
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Oh.
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Cousin Larry, come over here.
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Here he is. Go ahead.
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Are you done?
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Well, I don't know
what you said, honey
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but he's wearing
a big happy face.
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Yes, he is and I just--
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All the best.
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of my entire miserable life.
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You ordered a birthday cake?
Oh, please. Party's over.
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Oh, hey, hey, hey.
You paid for it, you take it.
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Of course.
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No hot water.
Why should I expect hot water?
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I should've gone
into motel management.
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Or nut farming
with my Uncle Leo.
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No, no. I wanted to be a
professional photojournalist.
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Professional loser.
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Well, I'll tell you,
it's time for action.
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Where are the want ads?
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It's time I faced reality.
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You know, this is the best thing
that's ever happened to me.
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I like that shirt.
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LARRY:
This is typical.
This is so typical.
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I am suffering a personal crisis
of major proportion,
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and you are off in dreamland
with a stuffed sheep.
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Balki. Balki. Balki.
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Nightmare?
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Don't do that.
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Balki, how can you sleep
at a time like this?
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It's 2 a.m.
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I've spent five hours
coming to a realization.
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I'm a failure.
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The only job
I'm actually qualified for
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is clerk in a discount store.
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Well, good news,
you got that job already.
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Have you noticed the time?
Yes, I've noticed the time.
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I'm 24. Time ran out
at midnight.
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Oh, cousin, you're being
too hard on yourself.
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I'm a loser in life.
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And the proof is
that nobody even bothered
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to acknowledge my birthday.
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But you said
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you don't want anyone
to even say birthday.
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Sure, I said it.
I didn't mean it.
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Yes, you did.
No, I didn't.
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Well, you fooled me, buddy.
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No one acknowledged my birthday.
Not Tina, not Susan.
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Not even my mom. I thought
at least my mom liked me.
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Even you, my best friend,
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didn't go to the trouble
of getting a card to say
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"Happy Birthday, Cousin Larry.
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"You may be a failure
in every area of your life
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but at least
you have one friend."
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No, cousin. Wait a minu--
Balki, too little too late.
250
00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:37,130
Doesn't matter now.
My birthday's over.
251
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:39,532
Did anybody notice? No.
252
00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:48,875
Balki, do you...
253
00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:55,682
Do you think that
254
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:57,284
Thanks.
255
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,588
I'm pathetic.
256
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:29,382
Balki?
257
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,654
Balki, is that you?
258
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:36,823
ALL:
Surprise!
259
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:43,163
Surprise, what?
260
00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:45,965
No, it's
a surprise birthday party.
261
00:17:46,032 --> 00:17:48,701
Happy birthday!
262
00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:53,005
But it-it's three in the
morning. I-I don't believe it.
263
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:57,076
Oh, you really. Ha ha.
You... You shouldn't have...
264
00:17:58,345 --> 00:18:00,547
Who are you people?
265
00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:05,818
This is Max from the newsstand
near the bus stop.
266
00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:09,456
Can't stay long, pal.
267
00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:12,525
Well, glad you
could make it, Max.
268
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,927
This is Officer Finley.
Yo!
269
00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:16,529
Hi.
270
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,898
And this is Sandra
from the doughnut shop.
271
00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:20,733
Oh, hi. Hi.
272
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,636
Could you folks excuse us
for just a minute?
273
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:30,310
Well, I invite them
to your birthday party.
274
00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:33,680
Now, tell me the truth.
Are you really surprised?
275
00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:38,751
Stunned.
276
00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:42,389
You were so sad. Then, I decide
to call up all of our friends
277
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:43,856
and invite them to your party.
278
00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:47,126
At 3 a.m.?
That's what they said.
279
00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:54,267
because it's not
a party if nobody comes.
280
00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:57,670
Now you go mix and mangle.
Hey.
281
00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:05,678
Thanks.
Who is that?
282
00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:08,881
Well, I think it must
be a friend of Lou's.
283
00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:11,150
Who's Lou?
Hey.
284
00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:14,321
Happy birthday, guy.
285
00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:16,689
Thank you. Lou?
Snake.
286
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,792
Snake.
Yeah.
287
00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:23,696
I was over at the doughnut shop
and what's-his-name came in.
288
00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:27,734
Hey, you are one lucky dude
to have him as your friend.
289
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,403
Well, not a day goes by,
I don't ask myself
290
00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:32,705
what I did to deserve him.
291
00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:37,310
You don't mean that.
Oh, yes, I do.
292
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,913
It's your birthday, isn't it?
293
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:42,715
Yes.
Lou told me.
294
00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:46,553
Here you go. Open it up.
You gonna open it?
295
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:47,854
Come on.
Open it up.
296
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:51,291
Oh, no, no, this is,
this is really...
297
00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:55,695
Oh, crullers.
298
00:19:57,764 --> 00:20:00,467
Crullers. How did you know?
I didn't.
299
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:03,336
It's just one of those
gifts that can't miss.
300
00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:06,873
Why don't you
make a speech, cousin?
301
00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:08,241
Yeah. I want a speech.
302
00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:09,909
Speech.
Yeah, go ahead.
303
00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:12,011
Go ahead, say something.
304
00:20:12,078 --> 00:20:14,281
Who are you?
I'm Lou.
305
00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:17,250
Oh, you're Lou.
306
00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:20,219
Well, I have heard
so much about you.
307
00:20:20,287 --> 00:20:22,755
Speech. Speech.
Speech.
308
00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:26,293
Well, I-I hardly
know what to say.
309
00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:29,696
Well, I'm just touched
310
00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:33,466
and moved that you all
went to all this trouble.
311
00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:37,804
Max, Snake...Sandra.
312
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:39,372
Wh... What can I say?
313
00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:42,475
Everybody,
you're... You're the best.
314
00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:47,246
And I just want
you to know that it's...
315
00:20:47,314 --> 00:20:49,416
It's times like this
316
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:51,951
that a man realizes
who his friends are.
317
00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:56,823
So I just wanna
say thank you,
318
00:20:56,889 --> 00:21:00,259
and I'll never forget this
birthday as long as I live.
319
00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:03,530
Hear, hear.
320
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,798
Excuse me, sir.
Me and Lou, we gotta run.
321
00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:08,535
I'm sorry.
You're sorry?
322
00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:12,439
Bye-bye. Happy birthday.
Bye.
323
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:16,709
Okay, everybody,
start singing.
324
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:19,446
* Happy birthday to you
325
00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:22,715
* Happy birthday to you
326
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:25,318
* Happy birthday dear... *
327
00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:26,486
Larry.
328
00:21:26,553 --> 00:21:29,389
* ...Larry
329
00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:33,960
* Happy birthday to you *
330
00:21:34,026 --> 00:21:35,995
All right, here we go.
331
00:21:50,677 --> 00:21:53,145
You know, Balki,
believe it or not,
332
00:21:53,212 --> 00:21:55,815
that was one of the best
birthdays I've ever had.
333
00:21:55,882 --> 00:21:58,451
Aw. Now you see
you're not a failure
334
00:21:58,518 --> 00:22:00,787
because you have friends.
335
00:22:00,853 --> 00:22:02,389
Thank you, Balki.
336
00:22:02,455 --> 00:22:05,692
That was one of the nicest
things anybody's done for me.
337
00:22:07,059 --> 00:22:10,397
Cousin, I throw it together
at the last minute...
338
00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:13,500
...twice.
339
00:22:15,702 --> 00:22:18,004
You know, I learned
something else tonight.
340
00:22:18,070 --> 00:22:21,207
I can't give up my dream
of becoming a photojournalist.
341
00:22:21,273 --> 00:22:22,709
Why not?
342
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,449
But who was it that said
343
00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:31,951
"You can't set
your watch by a dream.
344
00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:34,353
"They operate on schedules
all their own."
345
00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:37,356
I said that.
346
00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:41,661
I wrote on your birthday card.
347
00:22:41,728 --> 00:22:44,931
I knew it was
somebody important.
348
00:22:44,997 --> 00:22:50,537
Thanks, Balki.
349
00:22:50,603 --> 00:22:53,706
Well, cousin,
that's what friends do.
350
00:22:56,776 --> 00:22:59,111
Goodnight.
Goodnight.
351
00:23:07,654 --> 00:23:10,389
I think we're out of ice.
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