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* Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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* Nothin' to rearrange
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* Sometimes you just
get a feelin'
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* Like you need
some kinda change
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* No matter what the odds
are this time
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* Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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* This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend
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* Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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* Rise and fall
on the wings of my dream
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* The rain and thunder
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* The wind and haze
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* I'm bound for better days
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* It's my life
and my dream
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* Nothing's gonna stop me
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* Nothin's gonna stop me
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* It's my life
and my dream
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* Nothing's gonna stop me now
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* Nothin's gonna stop me now *
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Hi, Larry.
Oh, hi, Susan.
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The mailman put this
in my box by mistake.
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Another letter from Ed McMahon.
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I feel bad about
not getting back to him.
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Susan.
Hi, Balki.
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Let me bathe
in your beauty.
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All right, up.
Bath time is over.
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You'll have
to forgive Balki.
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Susan, let me shine
your shoes with my heart.
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He is so cute.
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Balki, save something
for your honeymoon.
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See ya.
Bye-bye, Susan.
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Goodbye, love goddess.
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You don't do that
to other women.
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I don't know any other women.
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Well, maybe you should
go out and meet some.
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Easy for you,
you're a happening guy.
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Well, true.
But anybody can do it.
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I mean, you see a woman,
you smile.
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Pay her a compliment,
ask her her name.
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It's easy.
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Can I help you?
Uh, yeah.
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Do you have any sweatshirts?
Right over there.
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Ah, fantastic.
Yes.
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And speaking of fantastic,
you have perfect bone structure
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for having babies.
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What your name is?
Uh, excuse me.
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Oh, I see. It's written on
the back of your pants.
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"Levi Strauss."
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Hello, Levi.
My name is Balki.
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Hey, where do you
get off anyway?
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Well, I got off in New York, but
then I took the bus to Chicago.
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It's my kind of town,
Chicago is.
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Levi, after work, do you want
to have a happy hour with me?
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Excuse me,
he means no harm.
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He's from another country.
And he has a head injury.
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Don't you give me that face.
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I did what you told me.
It didn't work.
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Balki, that's not
how you meet women.
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That's how muggers
meet women.
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If I pick any losers,
I'll think of you.
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Move it. Move it.
Get away from my money.
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Well, that's easy.
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You see a woman, you offer her
50 bucks, not a penny more.
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I don't think that's the kind
of date he's talking about.
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Well, bite my tongue.
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That mean I don't get to play
St. Francis in the school play?
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Balki, you gotta go to a place
where single women hang out.
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Maybe you should
go to a singles bar.
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Oh, a singles bar.
I have seen that on TV.
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"Give me a light.
Go for the gusto."
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"Here's to good friends."
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Will you come with me,
Cousin Larry?
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Tonight is kinda special.
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No, Balki.
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I prefer more formal
situations, you know, uh,
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weddings, tax audit,
Heimlich maneuver.
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Oh, please, Cousin.
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No, I just don't like
those kinds of places.
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Please, you have to go with me.
You're the love expert.
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I don't think so.
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Oh! Bobo.
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I see. You're afraid if I learn
the secrets of your power
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I'll misuse it.
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Yes, that's it.
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So, this is one of your
American mating places?
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Meeting. A meeting place.
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People meet each other here.
They mate somewhere else.
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So many beautiful women.
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You know, you're right.
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You really know your stuff,
Cousin Larry.
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Well, I think
I'll pick out my woman now.
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This is not a cafeteria.
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I know how to be cool.
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Hey, mama. You be getting
down with your bad self.
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What are you doing?
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Everyone is looking at us.
I don't like that.
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Now, the first thing
is what we call eye contact.
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Eye contact.
Like the Three Stooges?
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All right, I'm gone, outta here.
No, no, Cousin, Cousin.
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Okay, okay.
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Look, for safety's sake, we had
better define eye contact.
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You look, you look
into a woman's eyes
from across the room.
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And if she looks back, you know,
you kind of hold the look.
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That's eye contact.
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Like that woman is
looking at you?
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What woman?
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Don't point.
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She must be looking
at someone else.
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you work your way
over to the woman
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and you use your
opening line.
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Something like,
"Do you come here often?"
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"Can I buy you a drink?"
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"Didn't we meet
in the Oval Office?"
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Things like that.
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Okay.
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I have made eye contact.
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Oh, boy.
Can I try my opening line?
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All right, go ahead.
Just don't tell her you know me.
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Hello.
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Do you come here often?
No.
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Would you smother me with
your beautiful American body?
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Excuse us.
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You were one step away
from throwing yourself
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at that woman's feet,
weren't you?
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Why don't you show me, Cousin
Larry? You're the expert.
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Look. Look, I just don't
like these places.
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And besides, I'm more of a kind
of a talking expert than a,
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uh, I really don't
wanna meet anyone.
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That woman is still
looking at you.
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She is?
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Yes, she is.
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Oh, my God, she is.
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Go ahead and get her,
you love devil.
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All right. But this is
a little faster
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than I usually like
to operate.
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I'm only doing this
for you.
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So--
Hey, that's my girlfriend.
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Balki, Balki.
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Balki, Balki.
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* Young girl
get out of my mind
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* My love for you
is way out of line
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* Better run girl *
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Cousin Larry, I'm so happy.
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I met one fox-like
American woman.
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Sounds like
you had fun, too.
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Hey, you disappeared
pretty fast.
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Did you...get lucky?
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Yeah, I got lucky.
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I'm lucky I wasn't killed.
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That's nice.
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Aren't you happy for me?
Yeah, why not?
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While you were inside meeting
your fox-like American chick,
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I was out in
the parking lot
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learning that the human body
can bounce off of concrete.
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I have so much to learn.
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Reams.
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Well, you can show me
tomorrow night
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We'll double the pleasure,
double the fun.
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Let me try to make something
absolutely crystal clear
for you.
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I would rather spend the evening
with Jabba the Hutt.
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Well, call him up.
We'll all party!
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* Young girl
get out of my mind *
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Will you stop it?
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I'm sorry.
I'm just nervous about my date.
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She'll love you,
I guarantee it.
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Well, maybe you're right.
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My underarms are safe,
my scalp is not flaky
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and my breath
is lemon fresh.
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Well, other than gargling
with Pledge
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I think you're off
to a good start.
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Hi, guys.
LARRY: Oh, hi, Susan.
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So, Balki,
ready for your big date?
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Well, let me see.
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I open the door for her,
I pull out the chair
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I don't speak
with my mouth full
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and I don't touch her body
unless I am asked.
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Larry.
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Well, these are questions
that came up.
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Please, Cousin Larry,
please come with me.
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No.
Please.
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Now, don't worry.
I believe in you.
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You have got the right stuff.
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He is doomed.
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Larry, why don't you go
with him?
Oh, oh, no, no, no.
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You're thinking,
Balki's my friend,
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my roommate.
A stranger from another country.
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He looks up to me.
How can I cast him aside?
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Like this!
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Larry--
Nice try.
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I don't like
to be embarrassed.
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I have spent my life avoiding
embarrassing situations.
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Who knows when it started?
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Larry, I don't see
how going on a date
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with a friend
can be embarrassing.
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We are talking about Balki.
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The man who doesn't believe
the refrigerator light goes off.
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The man who knows
a thousand and one
unfunny jokes about sheep.
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The man who thinks Bo Derek
is a fine little actress.
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And you are telling me that
he's not going to embarrass me?
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Take a reality pill.
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If you're gonna be embarrassed,
don't go.
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Oh, great,
lay a guilt trip on me.
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You don't have to tell me
that tonight is going
be a disaster.
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And you don't have to tell me
how terrible I'm going to feel
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if I'm not there
to pick up the pieces.
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All right, I'll go.
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There. I hope you're happy.
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If it'll be easier for you,
I'll go with you.
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Oh, sure, come along.
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I'm gonna go put on my face.
Sure, easy for you.
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You get to wear a disguise.
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She is so manipulative.
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Don't be shy.
Come, come.
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So, Diane, what do you do?
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Good opening line, Cousin Larry,
but she is my date.
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I teach high school
geography.
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That's why I'm so fascinated
by Balki's homeland.
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It is a fascinating place.
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We have no sewers.
And in the rainy season, it--
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LARRY:
I-I, uh, ahem.
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I-I come from Wisconsin.
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That's nice.
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Oh!
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Oh, you don't wanna do that.
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This is the funniest joke
in all of Mypos.
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It's a small country.
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These three sheepherders
want to find out
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who has the most beautiful
sheep in all of Mypos.
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So they decide to bring
each the prize animal
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to be judged by the others.
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Waiter. Waiter!
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And the others say, "This is
a very beautiful animal.
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"So big, so white,
so fluffy, good gums."
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Waiter, yo!
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You know this one.
You're so funny.
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So the next one presents his
sheep, even more beautiful.
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And then the next
one presents his sheep.
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But it's just a horrible
looking animal.
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Skinny, dirty,
wrinkled face.
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And they say, "This has got
to be the most ugly animal
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"in the world."
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and the sheep says,
"You think I'm ugly?
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"Well, I'm not."
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And?
That's the punch line.
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Anybody for the salad bar?
There is no salad bar.
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There's no punch line either.
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That didn't stop him.
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Oh!
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Hey, you know, this sounds
like a song from my country.
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00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:47,100
Oh no, it doesn't.
250
00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:50,403
DIANE: Really?
251
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:52,439
It's a lovely dance
with lots of people.
252
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:54,841
Oh, look,
they have takeout.
253
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:57,910
Can you show us the dance?
Oh no. No dancing.
254
00:17:57,977 --> 00:18:01,748
Oh, come on. Show us.
It takes a lot of people.
255
00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:05,218
We'll stay here. Susan.
SUSAN: Oh no, come on, Larry.
256
00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:07,154
Waiter, check, please.
257
00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:16,329
Hey!
Hey!
258
00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:18,498
Come on, everybody,
feel the beat.
259
00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:20,600
Put on your boogie sandals.
260
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:24,737
Hey!
261
00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:27,674
Hey! Hey!
262
00:18:31,878 --> 00:18:34,214
"The Dance of Joy" is over.
263
00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:37,284
Hey, we're havin' a good time.
264
00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:40,887
Dance.
Five, six, seven, eight.
265
00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:47,794
ALL: Hey! Hey!
266
00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:50,863
Hey! Hey!
267
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:54,234
Hey! Hey!
268
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:04,611
Goodnight, Susan.
Goodnight. I had a great time.
269
00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:16,789
I can't believe it.
270
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:18,425
Isn't life great?
271
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,402
No.
272
00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:33,306
I made a fool out of myself.
I am so embarrassed.
273
00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:36,175
What
274
00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:38,645
We were having fun.
Fun?
275
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:40,880
I made a public spectacle
out of myself.
276
00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:43,316
One threat of death
and I was out there
277
00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:46,185
tapping my little feet off.
278
00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:48,421
You did not make
a spectacle of yourself.
279
00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:50,089
Not even a private one.
280
00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:55,495
Of course I did.
281
00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:58,465
I am not one of them.
I don't like to sing.
282
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,500
I don't like to dance.
283
00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:02,902
People...look at you.
284
00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:07,474
But if everyone is singing
and dancing
285
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,476
they don't point
to one man and say,
286
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,978
"Look at that fellow
singing and dancing."
287
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,914
They look at the fellow
who's not singing and dancing.
288
00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:18,751
Don't they?
289
00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:25,024
You know what I think?
290
00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:28,561
I think you won't admit it, but
you really did have fun tonight.
291
00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:30,397
Oh no, I didn't.
Oh, yes, you did.
292
00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:31,831
Did not.
You did too.
293
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:32,999
Didn't.
294
00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:39,572
You sang.
I didn't enjoy it.
295
00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:42,241
You laughed.
A hollow laugh.
296
00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:52,785
Well, nobody twisted your leg
to make you do that
Cagney impression.
297
00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:58,257
Well, I got sucked
into the mob mentality.
298
00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:02,495
Look, Balki,
you and I are different.
299
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:10,603
You like to just jump into
the swimming pool of life
300
00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:14,073
without even checking to see
if there is water.
301
00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:17,109
I, on the other hand, like
to make sure there's water,
302
00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:18,277
a lifeguard
303
00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:19,746
test for algae.
304
00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:25,685
And then I dip a toe in
and call it a day.
305
00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:28,788
I-I shouldn't be
teaching you anything.
306
00:21:28,855 --> 00:21:30,890
I-I don't know
how to have fun.
307
00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:34,427
That is not true.
308
00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:36,429
You are a fun person.
Really?
309
00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:38,698
Yes.
Oh no, I'm not.
310
00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:42,301
Yes, you are.
311
00:21:42,369 --> 00:21:44,303
Do Cagney for me again.
Oh no.
312
00:21:44,371 --> 00:21:46,406
Oh, come on.
No.
313
00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:48,508
Oh, come on.
No, no.
314
00:21:48,575 --> 00:21:50,743
Please, or I'll look
at you and point.
315
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:51,811
Okay.
316
00:21:57,717 --> 00:21:59,586
Oh, you dirty rat.
317
00:22:00,753 --> 00:22:04,491
You killed my brother,
you dirty rat.
318
00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:06,325
Yeah?
319
00:22:14,767 --> 00:22:16,002
Perfect.
320
00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:20,039
Now, you see,
don't you feel better?
321
00:22:20,106 --> 00:22:22,575
Well, yeah, I do.
322
00:22:22,642 --> 00:22:26,112
You know, I'm gonna try
to loosen up more often.
323
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:29,181
Thanks, Balki.
Oh, I should thank you.
324
00:22:29,248 --> 00:22:34,320
If it wasn't for you
325
00:22:34,387 --> 00:22:37,590
You know, you taught me,
if I just relax and be myself
326
00:22:37,657 --> 00:22:39,091
people will like me.
327
00:22:39,158 --> 00:22:41,327
And you learned something.
328
00:22:41,394 --> 00:22:43,530
Actually, you learned
the same thing.
329
00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:49,368
I guess so.
330
00:22:50,737 --> 00:22:53,473
So you, you really think
I sound like Cagney?
331
00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:55,942
Perfect.
Yeah?
332
00:22:56,008 --> 00:22:58,878
Just like Cagney.
Yeah.
333
00:22:58,945 --> 00:23:00,580
Can you do Lacey?
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