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* Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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* Nothing to rearrange
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* Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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* Like you need
some kind of change
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* No matter what the odds
are this time
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* Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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* This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend
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* Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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* Rise and fall
on the wings of my dream
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* The rain and thunder
the wind and haze
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* I'm bound for better days
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* It's my life and my dream
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* Nothing's gonna
stop me now
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* Nothing's gonna
stop me now
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* It's my life and my dream
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* Nothing's going
to stop me now
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* Nothing's going
to stop me now *
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Yeah? If you'd watch
where you were going
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you wouldn't fall down.
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Sheesh.
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Give somebody a white cane
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they think
they own the sidewalk.
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Hi, Mr. Twinkacetti.
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The handicapped
harassing you again?
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Boy, Chicago is a big place.
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If I walked as far
on my little island of Mypos
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as I just walked I'd be drowning
in the ocean right now.
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I'm so lucky to be here.
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You're so lucky
the Statue of Liberty
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didn't wave you away.
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Where have you been?
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She said to me, "Would you take
this to my house?"
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And I said, "of course,"
because it's only 93 blocks.
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And...
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And so, when we got there,
I had to hook up the antenna
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which was on the roof.
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And they were coming toward me
because they want to peck me.
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And then they come
and sit on my neck
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and I don't like that.
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And then
the old lady had to come up
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and drag me off the roof
like Tippi Hedren.
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But the TV works like a charm.
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What, uh,
what TV did she buy?
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Oh, not one from here.
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It's obvious in his country
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Balki, that little old lady
took advantage of you.
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Every panhandler on the block
knows you by your first name.
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"Sucker."
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You gotta stop being so nice.
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Okay, you're right.
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I'll never be nice again.
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Let me get that for you.
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I'll get it.
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Ritz Discount.
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Oh, hi, Gus.
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You're kidding.
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Gus, this means a lot to me.
Thanks.
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Cousin Larry, you were nice
to that person on the phone.
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I hope he didn't
take advantage of you.
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I finally got a break.
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Dolly Parton
is staying in town secretly.
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Dolly Parton. I love her.
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* Workin' nine to five
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* What a way to make a livin'
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* Workin' nine to five *
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Balki, sit this one out.
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Anyway, iff I can get
a picture of her
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before anyone knows
she's in town
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what it takes to be
a crack photojournalist.
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Cousin Larry, you know, someday
I'm gonna look at you and say
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"That's my cousin,
Larry Appleton
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the best photographer
in the world."
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And do you know why?
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Because you're cracked.
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Thanks.
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* Tumble outta bed
and stumble to the kitchen *
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BALKI: Are you crazy?
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TV ANNOUNCER: Door three.
Door number two.
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The car is behind
door number two.
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Uh! Unbelievable.
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BALKI: Cousin Larry,
did you get the picture?
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I got to the hotel just
as her cab was pulling away.
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I jumped into another cab
and said, "Follow that car."
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And in case you're wondering,
they don't do that.
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BALKI: You've had
a busy day.
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I gotta get this picture.
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She checked into a room with
a man who is not her husband.
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This is a sure sale.
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If he's not her husband,
what's he doing in her room?
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Balki, she's having an affair.
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Dolly Parton wouldn't do that.
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Maybe it's her brother.
Yeah.
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Well, there are newspapers
who'll buy a picture of them,
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whoever he is.
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What if they don't want
their picture taken?
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They don't. That's what makes
newspapers wanna buy it.
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Well, don't you think you're
stepping on her privacy?
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Look, Balki, in America
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a famous person gives up
their right to privacy.
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And if I'm gonna make it
as a photojournalist,
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it's gonna take
a lot of talent and luck.
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I've got the talent,
and Dolly Parton is my luck.
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You want to get lucky
with Dolly Parton?
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What I'm saying is that people
have a right to know
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about every aspect
of a public figure's life.
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Taking a picture of Dolly Parton
is photojournalism?
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The journalism
will have to come later.
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How you did that?
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Well, it's,
it's a pop-top can.
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Haven't you ever seen
one of these before?
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Of course I have,
don't be ridiculous.
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I did it.
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Now how do I close that?
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Oh, hi, Linda,
I forgot you were coming.
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Oh, well, I hope
you're still gonna be able
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to look after Gorbachev.
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Well, I'm flattered.
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Now, remember, he likes
to be walked at 10 o'clock.
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If you wait too long
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Ten it is.
Maybe 9:30.
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Well, I'm sure
we can think of something.
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My flight gets back Tuesday.
Yeah, okay.
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Bye.
Bye-bye.
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Great, just what I need.
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Come on, Gorbachev. If you're
good, we'll feed you a mailman.
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Yeah, good boy.
Yeah, good boy.
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Okay, stay off the bed.
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Yeah, all right.
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Stretch out.
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Let me ask you something.
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Linda just gave you
a big dog to take care of.
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Isn't she taking
advantage of you?
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Well, there's a difference.
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See, I'm letting her
take advantage of me
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in the hope that it will help
bond our relationship.
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You want to bond with her?
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Well, she is a stewardess.
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Whoo!
Whoo.
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Oh!
Oh.
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What are we talking about?
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I'll explain it
some other time, huh?
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I thought you were going
to your citizenship class.
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Well, I'll make it up
on Saturday.
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I'm sewing
Mr. Twinkacetti's pants.
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You're sewing
Twinkacetti's pants?
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Sure. You want me to sew
something for you?
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There you go, letting people
take advantage of you.
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You've got to learn to say no.
I can't say no.
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Balki, would you shine my shoes?
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Sure.
There, see? You did it again.
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You've gotta
stand up for yourself.
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Sit down.
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Just say no.
No. I'm sorry.
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No. No, don't say you're sorry.
It takes the edge off.
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Now, come on, try it again.
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Balki, would you
please shine my shoes?
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It would help
if you didn't say "please."
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Say it.
No.
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Good.
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No, I won't
shine your shoes.
Good, keep it going.
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I would not shine your shoes
if my life depend on it.
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You tried to trick Balki.
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No shoes, no mustard.
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Good, huh?
Very good.
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I'm very proud of you.
And you'll never do this again.
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Never again.
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You bet you will, buddy.
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This is fun.
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Hello?
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They did
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You're the greatest, Gus.
Thanks.
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Balki, Dolly Parton just went
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for a walk
with the guy she's with.
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I gotta hurry
if I wanna catch them.
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Balki?
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You want me to walk the dog?
Yes.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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No, no.
Now, Balki, Balki.
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Now, I am desperate,
I am in need.
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Aren't we all?
What? No, no.
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Balki, this is not a test.
I repeat, this is not a test.
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I am begging you.
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No way. Uh-uh.
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I'm going
to my citizenship class.
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Balki, you can't do this to me.
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Who do you think you're
talking to
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Ha!
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Come here, Susan.
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Look this.
Hello, Cousin Larry.
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Hello, Susan.
Hi.
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Larry, why aren't you
talking to Balki?
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I only talk to my friends.
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All I know is last night,
he taught me how to say no
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until I was
very good at saying no.
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And then I said, "no,"
and he got mad.
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That's not quite what happened.
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I had the chance
to get an exclusive photograph
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of a famous person.
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And all he had to do was take
Gorbachev for a walk, but no.
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Gorbachev?
A dog the size of a Buick.
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The point...
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The point is I had
to take the beast with me.
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When I got close
to take the picture
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she saw me and took off.
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Gorbachev took off after her
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I tore my clothes.
I sprained my ankle.
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I probably would've
been dragged to my death
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if Gorbachev
hadn't met a stray poodle
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who was coming off
a bad relationship.
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All because of this person
who I am not talking to.
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Did you like Mypos food?
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Cousin Larry,
I don't know what you want.
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I cook all day for you
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and still you're
not talking to me.
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You told me to say no.
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I'll make an exception
just to say this.
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I don't wanna talk about it.
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You know, now
you're making Balki mad.
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You know, I can pout too.
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Pouting was invented on Mypos.
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You haven't seen pouting
until you've seen
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the Mypos kiss of silence.
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Okay, wise eyes,
you asking for it.
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Don't you ever,
ever do that again.
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Hello.
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Hello, Gus.
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No, he's in the bathroom,
not talking.
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What?
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What is that about Dolly Parton?
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Oh, my Cousin Larry
would love to hear that.
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...Dolly Parton. Bye.
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Who was that?
Was that Gus from the hotel?
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He say something
about Dolly Parton?
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Did he say she's going out?
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What do you think, huh?
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You're not dealing
with a dimwit here.
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Gus went on his break.
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Balki, I'd like to apologize.
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I was wrong,
I'm sorry I pouted. There.
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Now, tell me what he said.
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Balki, I apologized.
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You didn't mean it.
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You know, on Mypos,
we have a way
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of showing an apology is real.
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Tell me. I'll do it.
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Well, first you pluck a chicken.
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Balki.
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Okay, we skip the chicken.
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I can grovel.
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The sorry person says,
"I am dirt.
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"I am the sweat of a pig.
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"I am sorry forever."
253
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,160
But it better be convincing.
254
00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:38,765
I am dirt.
255
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,333
I am--
256
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:43,503
What What
257
00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:47,107
It's not groveling unless
your head is lower than mine.
258
00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:51,478
I am dirt.
259
00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:04,391
I am dirt.
260
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:07,026
I am...
The sweat of a pig.
261
00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:09,396
The sweat of a pig.
I've got it, I've got it.
262
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:12,899
I am sorry forever.
263
00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:14,267
There. Is that good enough?
264
00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:19,106
It's just not the same
without the chicken.
265
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:23,243
Balki, Balki, please.
266
00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:25,612
Oh, I forgive you.
267
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,418
So we have to do
the Dance of Joy.
268
00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:34,154
All right, good.
269
00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:37,023
Now, tell me what Gus said
about Dolly Parton.
270
00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:38,458
She's on the plane to Nashville.
271
00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:40,427
No. Ugh!
Just kidding.
272
00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:45,365
Cousins should joke more.
Yes, yes, they should.
273
00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:48,501
Now tell me what he said.
274
00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:53,906
She's in the lounge with the man
who must be her brother.
275
00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:55,542
The lounge.
276
00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:59,679
Can I come with you?
Okay, okay.
277
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:05,585
I wanna get close enough
to get the picture this time.
278
00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:07,487
Why can't I say,
"watch the birdie?"
279
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,667
It's so dark in here.
280
00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:24,137
You can't even see your own nose
in front of your face.
281
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,710
There she is.
282
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:33,980
Oh no, he's leaving. I've gotta
get a picture of them together.
283
00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:38,851
Don't you see what's happened?
284
00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:42,522
She's going back to her husband
because she's a good person.
285
00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:46,626
And now no one will ever know
that they came here together.
286
00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:50,930
Until you take
a picture of them
287
00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:52,732
and then her life is ruined.
288
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:59,939
What are you doing?
289
00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:03,510
I don't think it's right just
because she has a public figure.
290
00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:07,214
Balki, give me my camera.
No.
291
00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:10,517
Good, huh?
292
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:13,786
Let's be adult about this.
Give me my camera.
293
00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:14,921
No, no, no.
294
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:18,124
Stop. Stop. Don't. Don't.
295
00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:19,826
Would you stop?
296
00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:26,299
She's not going back
to her husband.
297
00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:29,135
They are going to Mexico
to live in sin.
298
00:19:29,202 --> 00:19:30,903
Now give me my camera.
299
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:46,819
Balki, get out of my way.
No.
300
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:49,422
I can't let you
invade her privacys.
301
00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:58,998
MAN: Somebody call the police.
302
00:19:59,065 --> 00:20:02,602
You're not Dolly Parton.
She's not? But I was told...
303
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,805
You're not Dolly Parton.
304
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:08,475
All right, wise guy, why you've
been following us all over town?
305
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,209
Scared my wife half to death.
306
00:20:10,277 --> 00:20:12,845
I did? I, I'm sorry,
I didn't mean to hurt anyone.
307
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:14,447
I, I just wanted
to get a picture
308
00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:16,616
of a famous person
committing adultery.
309
00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:20,720
I am dirt.
310
00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:24,991
I am the sweat of a pig.
311
00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:38,305
Why couldn't I see
what I was doing?
312
00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:41,374
Well, because it was
very dark at that hotel.
313
00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:47,246
I was willing to destroy
a person's reputation
314
00:20:47,314 --> 00:20:50,450
by selling a picture
to a sleazy newspaper...
315
00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:56,889
Just to get
my career started.
316
00:20:56,956 --> 00:21:00,560
You tried to tell me that,
but I wouldn't listen.
317
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:10,737
I have no integrity.
Of course you do.
318
00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:13,406
You full of it.
319
00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:17,344
What is integrity?
320
00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:21,481
Refusing to sell out
to get where you wanna go.
321
00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:24,817
If I wanted to be
a photojournalist with integrity
322
00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:27,454
what made me think
I could start out this way?
323
00:21:33,192 --> 00:21:35,462
that makes a better person.
324
00:21:35,528 --> 00:21:37,897
I learned I was a sleaze.
325
00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:40,767
But you can build on that.
326
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:49,241
In my country, when somebody
learns something
327
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,310
about himself
that is not good
328
00:21:51,378 --> 00:21:53,079
then he changes that.
329
00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:57,650
That means he has
what you call integrity.
330
00:21:57,717 --> 00:21:59,752
You should be proud of yourself.
331
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,058
Well, that makes me feel better.
332
00:22:07,527 --> 00:22:09,061
A little better.
333
00:22:18,638 --> 00:22:22,208
Now, cousin,
it would make me happy
334
00:22:22,274 --> 00:22:25,077
to do something for you
because you are my friend.
335
00:22:25,144 --> 00:22:26,813
But if I do that for you
336
00:22:26,879 --> 00:22:29,015
are you taking advantage of me?
337
00:22:30,650 --> 00:22:32,752
What I meant about that was
338
00:22:32,819 --> 00:22:35,855
if you wanna help people,
you should.
339
00:22:35,922 --> 00:22:38,625
But you shouldn't do it
because you feel you have to.
340
00:22:39,759 --> 00:22:41,761
Oh.
341
00:22:44,230 --> 00:22:46,666
What a wonderful day we've had.
342
00:22:46,733 --> 00:22:50,269
You have learned something,
and I have learned something.
343
00:22:50,336 --> 00:22:51,971
Too bad
we didn't learn it sooner
344
00:22:52,038 --> 00:22:54,574
we could have gone
to the movies instead.
345
00:22:59,546 --> 00:23:01,714
Cousin Larry?
What?
346
00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:03,950
Goodnight.
347
00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:07,119
Goodnight, Balki.
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