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Playing the field is the happiest thing
to do in the world.
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There is a saying,
a player must possesses good health.
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You're not a man
if you ain't a player in your 20s.
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You're dumb if you ain't a player in your 30s.
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You must be broke if you ain't a player by 40.
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God won't forgive you
if you ain't a player in your 50s.
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Just go to hell
if you ain't a player in your 70s.
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Honestly, what is so attractive
about this lady here?
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Pretty good at this time of the night.
Considering how light her skin is.
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Her skin is just way too light.
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Let's go.
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Hey!
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Where else do you wanna go?
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Nowhere else.
You've picked up the hottest ones anyway.
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We have to go.
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I will sleep alone tonight.
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Come on,
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you wanna leave with such a hot lady here?
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You bastard
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We are in the public.
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Your lost...
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Let's have us some sex.
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As you like.
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Wonderful!
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According to a medical research,
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If a person performs something repeatedly
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for over 21 days,
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It becomes habit.
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Being a player is my most important habit.
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I am Carson. Being a player
is the most important thing in my life.
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So you ask,
Carson, when did this habit begin?
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Actually, I was a pervert since I was a baby.
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What the hell, the baby just...
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What happened?
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May be he wants some milk?
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No he was squeezing my tits...
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As a kindergartener,
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picking up became my regular homework.
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Hey, babe! Wanna come to my pool party?
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Sure.
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I invited her to my place to play
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before the chubby girl's mom returns home.
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I just wanted to get her naked
and take a bath together.
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Take a look-see.
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Who would have thought...
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Oh my God, you have a cock?
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I picked up the wrong Chubby today. Damn it.
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When I entered high school, I fell in love...
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You have to rip it off...
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With my hands?
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I'll do it, I have long nails.
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To be precise,
it was the unrequited kind of love.
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At that time, I adored girls with pony tails.
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Karen Ho was my goddess.
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I will make Karen Ho my girlfriend one day.
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What a coincidence!
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Yeah.
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Just got off school?
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Yeah.
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Actually, I want to...
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Go out on a date with me.
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Same here.
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Thinking about you keeps me up at night.
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When I think about you,
my heart starts pounding...
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Oh, me too!
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I can't sleep when I think about you.
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Do you think about me when you jerk off?
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How do you know?
I jerk it at least 3 times a day...
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Why are you getting a chubby right now?
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Thinking about it won't happen,
you need to make it happen.
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You are very right.
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Oh, what a coincidence!
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Hey, you are Carson?
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You are...?
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It's me!
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Sweetie Pie, we use to take baths together.
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I think about you every night.
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No way.
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My asshole gets itchy
everytime I think about you.
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Hey, I don't know him. Gee.
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You ungrateful ass,
I don't wanna talk to you any more.
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You better check yo-self
before you wreck yo-self!
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Hey, let me explain.
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Karen Ho...l am not gay. I love girls
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I love...
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I ended up in the hospital...
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Both arms and legs broken in 18 places...
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Luckily my cock was not harmed.
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I think the reason I recovered so quickly is
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because I haven't had a wank in days...
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My porn dealer was right,
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one drop of semen
is worth three drops of blood.
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With my new body,
I can carry on my work as a pick-up artist.
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Goodbye, Winnie. Thank you.
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He has a really huge...
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I don't believe you...
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Karen Ho?
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Is it really you?
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Hey...
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You go ahead. I can crawl up by myself.
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Karen Ho is holding my hand...
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That asshole...
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He got you pregnant then disappeared on you.
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I will kill his family then rape his mother!
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Don't be rude.
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I like polite and gentle guys.
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Let me put it in a more polite way for you.
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The man deserves a slow death...
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He procreated with you and you conceived.
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And now he is playing hide-and-seek with you.
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I will wish his family
a one way ticket to heaven.
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Then I will have non-consensual intercourse
with his mother.
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Nevermind, I chose wrong,
I can't regret it now.
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But I don't have the courage
to do the operation.
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Why?
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My baby Daddy isn't here...
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I feel...Humiliated!
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What if I am willing to be your baby daddy?
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Don't be afraid. You will be fine. Don't worry.
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Thank you.
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No problem.
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Let me treat you to a movie after I recover.
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Are you the baby's father?
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That would be me!
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Sign here please.
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You are the baby's father?
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You bet your sweet ass I am!
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I am Karen Ho's father.
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Uncle, it's not what you think!
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Then what am I thinking?
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Hey, Mister. Don't hit my cock.
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Hit him only on his cock.
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I thought I could handle it
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but her dad finally broke it.
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Luckily the doctor reattached it,
it's now longer than before.
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So in the hospital I stayed for three months.
By the time I got discharged,
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Karen's dad sent her for College in the states.
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She never did watch that movie with me.
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I would like to become a gynecologist.
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Why?
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Because every woman I meet
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will open their legs voluntarily...
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Shit, you just want to screw some hoes...
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I would like to become a film director.
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Why?
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Because all men or women
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will strip naked
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whenever I want.
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Shit, you just want to screw some hoes...
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I would like to become the Chief Executive.
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Why?
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To serve Hong Kong.
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But no one in Hong Kong
will let you screw them.
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They would end up group screw you instead.
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That sounds whack!
I don't wanna be Chief then.
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After my buddies Jingo Wong
and Thirteen Chan set me straight,
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I gave up pursuing my career
as the Chief Executive
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A Chief Executive can lie,
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someone always drops a dime.
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But my job is safe.
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A mediocre Feng Shui master
will bleed you dry for 8 to 10 years.
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That's right.
I became a Chinese Feng Shui master.
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My followers call me...Master Car.
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My almighty, please empower me at once!
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Maiden Yoyo Siu is possessed by a sick,
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relentless demon.
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I pray to all the Buddhas
to cast out this demon!
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So that I can finally shoot some semen...
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Uncle, Auntie.
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I advise you both go to the diner downstairs...
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Because when I take control of
your daughter's body
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The 3 demons will come rushing out.
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And bite your face off...
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No, I am staying, for Yoyo.
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I gave you a chance to leave...
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You are gonna be sorry.
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Get the hell out of here!
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What did you just vomit?
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Campbell's Cream of Corn...
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Just take off those contact lenses.
lam afraid of demons.
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Why is the room shaking?
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Yeah,
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I got my earthquake subwoofers on.
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Let's jack it up to Eleven on this bitch.
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You sure are quick on your feet.
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Otherwise, my parents would never let me out.
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How will you reward my efforts?
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I will you a blowjob that took generations
of Siu's families to perfect!
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Those damn demons sure are sick...
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Yoyo never go out at night.
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How could this happen?
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The demons sure are relentless.
I hope Master Car is alright.
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Can the Master handle it?
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I can't handle it!
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The entrance is not facing West,
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facing a construction site.
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This is a bad luck spot
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Haunted...this place is horrible. Don't buy it.
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Oh Master Car
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Are you trying to cock-block me?
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Half of your commission, then I un-cock-block.
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You are trying to rob me blind.
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Mr. Chan, what do you do for living?
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- I run a jewelry store.
- You are bad out of luck.
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You got an employment agency here...
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A mini-storage there. .
You're stuck in the middle
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What do you get
when you put the two together in Chinese?
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Rob.
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Exactly! Your jewelry store
is bound to get robbed.
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What should we do?
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Excuse me. I have to take this.
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Mr. Ho, how's the casino business?
You want me to consult again?
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Baby, tomorrow is your birthday.
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Let's have dinner together.
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Dinner sounds great.
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Let's go to your favourite restaurant.
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I will reserve a table for 8 o'clock.
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Steak, my favourite.
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See you at 8 tomorrow.
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Alright Mr. Ho, I am gonna make you rich!
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Master, is this store as bad as you say?
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It's worse, this spot right here, is deadly...
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Extremely deadly...
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Trying to con the con-artist, go to hell!
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Honey, this spot is deadly!
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I am always right!
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Thank you.
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Hello?
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Honey, tomorrow is your birthday.
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Dinner, I won't take no for an answer.
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I love dinner.
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I booked a table
at your favorite Chinese restaurant.
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8 pm, OK? Bye.
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M Hotel is superb.
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Something is wrong here...
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Your busted your head,
so there is something wrong.
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Oh, shit.
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Yeah shit, you are knee deep in it too.
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Oh, I am dying.
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You won't die if you go to the hospital.
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I'm gonna pass out.
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Birthday dinners with 2 girls
at the same building
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might be hard for some.
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For a balling player like myself,
impossible is nothing.
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50% chance of tapping 2 girls...
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equals to 100% chance of tapping 1 girl...
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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You are hot as a fox tonight.
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You look very charming yourself.
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Oh, I forgot,
I got myself plastic surgery for my birthday.
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Feel my nose and you will see.
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It's hard.
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I know you like it hard...
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You have a dirty mind...
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My phone is ringing, I mean vibrating.
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Yes, how's everything, Mrs. Chan?
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You daughter just coughed up
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hundreds of cockroaches?
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Give me a minute.
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You are on diet.
You don't mind listening to this?
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Don't talk about it in here.
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Fine, I will talk outside.
264
00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:21,917
Yes, this is voodoo curse called Roach-Mouth.
265
00:15:36,542 --> 00:15:39,584
Sorry, honey. I came late again.
266
00:15:39,917 --> 00:15:43,542
I prefer if you didn't "cums" so soon.
267
00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:44,959
It's always better to "cum" late.
268
00:15:45,126 --> 00:15:48,001
You know I can't hold out
when it "cums" to you.
269
00:15:48,126 --> 00:15:49,084
Naughty boy.
270
00:15:50,292 --> 00:15:51,084
Come.
271
00:15:52,917 --> 00:15:54,251
Let's eat.
272
00:15:54,459 --> 00:15:58,917
My phone's ringing,
I mean vibrating. Excuse me.
273
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,792
Mrs. Chan. Stay calm...
274
00:16:03,167 --> 00:16:04,876
You daughter just
275
00:16:04,917 --> 00:16:07,251
threw up cockroaches during dinner?
276
00:16:07,501 --> 00:16:09,126
Don't talk about it here.
277
00:16:09,167 --> 00:16:10,584
Oh, alright...
278
00:16:11,042 --> 00:16:13,126
She is cursed, that's right.
279
00:16:14,959 --> 00:16:15,667
Hi
280
00:16:16,084 --> 00:16:16,876
Hi
281
00:16:22,251 --> 00:16:25,542
Mrs. Chan is my biggest client,
I can't let her down.
282
00:16:26,626 --> 00:16:29,042
Baby, you know what's funny?
283
00:16:29,376 --> 00:16:32,501
The girl over at that table is just like you
284
00:16:32,626 --> 00:16:34,126
Her phone keeps ringing
285
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:35,792
and she runs outside to answer the calls.
286
00:16:35,876 --> 00:16:36,751
Really?
287
00:16:36,751 --> 00:16:38,542
Yup, she just ran outside.
288
00:16:39,042 --> 00:16:40,876
It's hard to make a living in Hong Kong.
289
00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:46,584
How about...
going to Shek O for a drive after dinner?
290
00:16:46,834 --> 00:16:50,251
That's too far, let's just Shek "O" in my car.
291
00:16:50,501 --> 00:16:52,417
You dirty boy...
292
00:16:52,417 --> 00:16:54,501
It's okay, it is just on shaky legs.
293
00:16:54,667 --> 00:16:57,167
I think her dog may be an addict...
294
00:16:57,209 --> 00:16:58,542
Drug addicted dogs?
295
00:16:58,709 --> 00:16:59,626
You never seen then before?
296
00:16:59,626 --> 00:17:01,001
Mrs. Chan's daughter has 20 piercings,
297
00:17:01,042 --> 00:17:02,751
that's just her left ear.
298
00:17:02,917 --> 00:17:04,042
She must be high,
299
00:17:04,084 --> 00:17:06,084
I think she gets high with her pooch.
300
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:07,917
So, what should we do?
301
00:17:08,126 --> 00:17:11,501
I will ask her to bring the dog's urine
in for a lab test.
302
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:15,459
Your phone is buzzing again?
303
00:17:15,876 --> 00:17:16,917
Excuse me.
304
00:17:17,876 --> 00:17:21,501
Hi, Mrs. Chan. Oh my god!
305
00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:23,417
Your dog is biting Mr. Chan's dick?
306
00:17:24,667 --> 00:17:26,459
Oh, his brother Dick...
307
00:17:27,084 --> 00:17:28,834
Mrs. Chan...
308
00:17:28,876 --> 00:17:30,501
Don't panic...
309
00:17:30,501 --> 00:17:31,834
Miss, please keep your voice down
310
00:17:32,001 --> 00:17:33,917
you are disturbing the other customers.
311
00:17:36,959 --> 00:17:40,501
Excuse me...
312
00:17:40,959 --> 00:17:41,792
I will talk outside.
313
00:17:43,251 --> 00:17:44,542
It's hard to make a living.
314
00:17:44,542 --> 00:17:45,917
Mrs. Chan, don't worry.
315
00:17:45,959 --> 00:17:47,542
Do you have lubricant at home...
316
00:17:47,709 --> 00:17:49,542
Wow, it vibrates again.
317
00:17:49,542 --> 00:17:51,084
Yes it did...
318
00:17:51,084 --> 00:17:52,751
Mrs. Chan is really sick, Hello...
319
00:17:52,751 --> 00:17:53,834
Talk outside.
320
00:17:53,834 --> 00:17:55,501
Yes. Mrs. Chan
321
00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:58,959
Two guys at the same time, looks tiring...
322
00:17:58,959 --> 00:17:59,959
You are not so fit yourself...
323
00:18:01,751 --> 00:18:04,209
lam Carson. I am a Feng Shui Master.
324
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,334
Chi-Ling. I am a veterinarian.
325
00:18:06,751 --> 00:18:09,542
Your face tells me you get hit on a lot
by the opposite sex.
326
00:18:09,542 --> 00:18:11,251
Don't play a player, I am usually busy...
327
00:18:11,251 --> 00:18:12,792
busy neutering bastard dogs.
328
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,001
Then can we be friends?
329
00:18:15,167 --> 00:18:17,126
I read this article about a survey on rape.
330
00:18:17,126 --> 00:18:19,584
Most victims are raped by their friends.
331
00:18:27,626 --> 00:18:29,626
Sorry, I am back again.
332
00:18:29,959 --> 00:18:32,834
I have ordered stir-fried shrimps.
Do you like it?
333
00:18:32,834 --> 00:18:33,542
Great.
334
00:18:33,917 --> 00:18:37,917
Shrimps are too short...You won't like it.
335
00:18:38,292 --> 00:18:40,042
Let me order a lobster for you.
336
00:18:41,251 --> 00:18:42,292
Wow, it's huge.
337
00:18:42,292 --> 00:18:45,751
Don't announce to the world about my size...
338
00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:48,376
Lobsters, so what? Excuse me.
339
00:18:48,501 --> 00:18:50,376
I would like two. One for each of us.
340
00:18:50,459 --> 00:18:51,959
Don't start trouble okay.
341
00:18:52,709 --> 00:18:54,251
Now everyone knows...
342
00:18:54,251 --> 00:18:56,126
lam hung like a can of Pepsi.
343
00:18:57,251 --> 00:18:58,501
What did you say?
344
00:19:00,667 --> 00:19:01,709
Haha, you missed!
345
00:19:03,459 --> 00:19:05,084
You lobstered my woman.
346
00:19:11,001 --> 00:19:11,792
Jelly Boobies?!
347
00:19:14,459 --> 00:19:17,126
Oh, this guy is crazy.
348
00:19:21,084 --> 00:19:22,667
I still haven't asked you for your number...
349
00:19:24,001 --> 00:19:25,417
Chi-Ling. What are you doing here?
350
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:30,584
They said...someone was attacked by lobsters.
351
00:19:30,626 --> 00:19:31,542
So asked if I can help.
352
00:19:31,584 --> 00:19:33,459
No way.
353
00:19:35,001 --> 00:19:38,126
Mrs. Chan, your dog is having
an epileptic seizure? I am on my way.
354
00:19:42,584 --> 00:19:45,709
Baby, what are you doing here?
355
00:19:45,959 --> 00:19:48,042
The guy that just left
she said she was possessed by a demon.
356
00:19:48,042 --> 00:19:50,126
I am here to exorcise for her.
357
00:19:50,417 --> 00:19:53,667
Exorcise my butt,
you were picking up that woman...
358
00:19:53,876 --> 00:19:55,917
What woman? No woman.
359
00:19:56,126 --> 00:19:57,209
I am a woman!
360
00:19:57,209 --> 00:19:58,459
When did you come back?
361
00:19:59,459 --> 00:20:00,292
Asshole!
362
00:20:00,792 --> 00:20:01,542
Ball sack!
363
00:20:03,251 --> 00:20:05,126
Girls With big tits
364
00:20:05,167 --> 00:20:06,709
do slap harder...
365
00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:11,209
Last night after meeting Chi-Ling,
I was hard as hell.
366
00:20:11,292 --> 00:20:14,167
After striking outwith both girls,
I called my safety girl.
367
00:20:14,376 --> 00:20:16,417
Easy Amy is a clear winner
368
00:20:16,459 --> 00:20:18,209
in a situation like this.
369
00:20:18,626 --> 00:20:22,126
Then, I myself became the subject
of a medical condition.
370
00:20:33,042 --> 00:20:34,584
Heart beat is fine.
371
00:20:36,709 --> 00:20:37,917
Does it hurt?
372
00:20:38,001 --> 00:20:39,042
Here?
373
00:20:40,209 --> 00:20:40,709
How about here?
374
00:20:40,709 --> 00:20:41,584
No.
375
00:20:41,959 --> 00:20:42,584
There?
376
00:20:42,584 --> 00:20:43,501
No.
377
00:20:47,042 --> 00:20:48,417
Do you feel any tension in your spine?
378
00:20:48,417 --> 00:20:49,376
No.
379
00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:54,334
I am afraid, it is a blood circulation problem
380
00:20:55,584 --> 00:20:58,209
I haven't seen this condition before.
381
00:20:58,292 --> 00:21:00,084
So I asked my friend for help.
382
00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:00,917
For a diagnosis.
383
00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:01,834
She will be right here.
384
00:21:01,834 --> 00:21:02,834
Am I going to die?
385
00:21:02,834 --> 00:21:05,084
Everyone dies, it's when that matters.
386
00:21:09,792 --> 00:21:10,917
What a coincidence.
387
00:21:11,209 --> 00:21:12,667
A coincidence indeed!
388
00:21:13,167 --> 00:21:14,251
Hey
389
00:21:14,542 --> 00:21:16,376
Renowned veterinarian, Chi-Ling.
390
00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:20,251
This condition rarely happens in humans,
animals mostly.
391
00:21:20,542 --> 00:21:21,709
What do you think?
392
00:21:22,667 --> 00:21:23,959
How did this happen?
393
00:21:24,292 --> 00:21:25,126
Please explain.
394
00:21:25,751 --> 00:21:27,001
Please explain.
395
00:21:27,709 --> 00:21:31,459
It's like this right.
396
00:21:31,751 --> 00:21:34,917
You want to open the door,
you stick in your key.
397
00:21:35,167 --> 00:21:38,459
So you unlock the door,
then when you pull the key,
398
00:21:39,084 --> 00:21:40,667
It's stuck.
399
00:21:42,167 --> 00:21:45,709
This condition usually happens with dogs.
400
00:21:45,751 --> 00:21:48,709
The chances of it occurring
on human is one in a million.
401
00:21:49,334 --> 00:21:52,667
The vaginal muscle
of a dog is circular-shaped.
402
00:21:52,751 --> 00:21:55,042
It will contract as the animal reaches orgasm
403
00:21:55,376 --> 00:21:58,126
trapping the male's sexual organ
to ensure ejaculation
404
00:21:59,167 --> 00:22:00,626
In this case, you are the male dog.
405
00:22:00,626 --> 00:22:01,751
I am sure he is.
406
00:22:01,751 --> 00:22:03,126
Then it's right.
407
00:22:03,667 --> 00:22:06,292
I saw this happen by my building once
when I was a boy.
408
00:22:06,292 --> 00:22:08,876
They just pour water on the dogs...
does the trick.
409
00:22:09,501 --> 00:22:11,376
Looks wet enough from here,
water is not the answer.
410
00:22:11,751 --> 00:22:14,126
Ice will do the trick.
411
00:22:14,126 --> 00:22:15,084
Where should I put it?
412
00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:16,501
Put it around the scrotum,
413
00:22:16,542 --> 00:22:18,584
as they will shrink, so will your organ.
414
00:22:18,584 --> 00:22:20,167
It's thermal contraction and expansion.
415
00:22:20,167 --> 00:22:21,417
What's a scrotum?
416
00:22:21,626 --> 00:22:24,376
By scrotum, she means balls.
417
00:22:24,376 --> 00:22:26,167
Then just say balls then...
418
00:22:26,584 --> 00:22:27,626
I will go get some ice.
419
00:22:27,667 --> 00:22:28,584
Is she putting them on me?
420
00:22:28,584 --> 00:22:30,209
Don't worry, I'll do it.
421
00:22:30,209 --> 00:22:32,751
I did your hemorrhoids operation, I got this.
422
00:22:32,751 --> 00:22:34,834
Send you the invoice later.
423
00:22:36,709 --> 00:22:39,417
You never told me
about this condition of yours.
424
00:22:39,834 --> 00:22:40,709
- M e?
- Yes.
425
00:22:40,709 --> 00:22:42,542
Don't ask, don't tell.
426
00:22:42,542 --> 00:22:44,084
Screw you.
427
00:22:55,584 --> 00:22:56,834
Thank you.
428
00:22:58,167 --> 00:22:59,001
A piece of cake.
429
00:22:59,001 --> 00:23:01,084
No, I really feel humiliated.
430
00:23:01,084 --> 00:23:03,834
Twice in a week...l am ashamed of myself.
431
00:23:03,834 --> 00:23:05,959
Get what you want
432
00:23:06,251 --> 00:23:07,626
while you still can right?
433
00:23:07,626 --> 00:23:09,876
As a fellow player,
I have to admit I am impressed.
434
00:23:10,626 --> 00:23:12,876
Don't sell yourself short...
435
00:23:15,126 --> 00:23:17,292
You are only young once.
436
00:23:17,459 --> 00:23:19,251
I won't settle for anyone
437
00:23:19,292 --> 00:23:20,709
and say my vows.
438
00:23:20,709 --> 00:23:21,709
I will die of boredom
439
00:23:22,334 --> 00:23:23,917
You don't believe in marriage then?
440
00:23:25,709 --> 00:23:26,876
I do and I will.
441
00:23:27,626 --> 00:23:29,834
I will get married
when I find the right person.
442
00:23:30,001 --> 00:23:31,751
After that, I am going straight.
443
00:23:32,292 --> 00:23:33,834
So that means
you haven't found the right person yet.
444
00:23:35,959 --> 00:23:37,626
Then that's perfect.
445
00:23:39,501 --> 00:23:41,376
I sincerely recommend you a good one.
446
00:23:47,834 --> 00:23:49,917
Don't forget your love glove,
447
00:23:49,959 --> 00:23:51,959
it's a filthy world out there.
448
00:23:52,417 --> 00:23:53,459
That means
449
00:23:53,501 --> 00:23:54,876
the people in here are clean as angels.
450
00:23:57,709 --> 00:24:00,667
I gotta get going. I will send the invoice.
451
00:24:01,417 --> 00:24:04,376
I once thought Chi-Ling was an easy lay.
452
00:24:04,584 --> 00:24:06,792
Who knew, I have finally met my match.
453
00:24:07,584 --> 00:24:09,584
Hot chick with a brain to match,
454
00:24:09,667 --> 00:24:11,292
I like.
455
00:24:14,584 --> 00:24:15,501
What do you think?
456
00:24:15,542 --> 00:24:18,501
Do I look like a filthy bitch?
457
00:24:18,501 --> 00:24:20,584
Work it you filthy bitch.
458
00:24:22,167 --> 00:24:25,709
Here comes a sexy nurse, bubble bath anyone?
459
00:24:25,709 --> 00:24:27,959
I should call you the twin peaks twins.
460
00:24:27,959 --> 00:24:29,959
Guys will be all over you two.
461
00:24:30,084 --> 00:24:33,292
But then again, all hot guys are gay now.
462
00:24:33,292 --> 00:24:36,084
If you ever meet one, cherish them.
463
00:24:37,542 --> 00:24:40,667
So what's with you lately?
464
00:24:40,667 --> 00:24:44,001
You are staying home doing yoga?
You on the rag?
465
00:24:44,001 --> 00:24:45,751
No, I just wanna take some rest.
466
00:24:45,876 --> 00:24:48,917
The men out there
will starve to death without you.
467
00:24:49,251 --> 00:24:51,584
I wanted to be alone, but...
468
00:24:52,584 --> 00:24:54,001
Actually, I met someone.
469
00:24:54,251 --> 00:24:56,167
Got yourself a new target?
470
00:24:56,167 --> 00:24:59,501
Does he look like
Kaneshiro Takeshi or Daniel Wu?
471
00:25:01,626 --> 00:25:03,209
He is well...special looking
472
00:25:03,209 --> 00:25:05,792
A real player's
473
00:25:05,834 --> 00:25:07,167
player in my book.
474
00:25:07,626 --> 00:25:11,584
Doesn't matter
if you meet a hot guy or a "fugly" guy.
475
00:25:11,667 --> 00:25:14,001
They are players for the same reason.
476
00:25:14,001 --> 00:25:15,834
So why torture yourself
477
00:25:15,876 --> 00:25:17,501
by settling with him?
478
00:25:17,501 --> 00:25:18,959
Do you believe in destiny?
479
00:25:18,959 --> 00:25:21,084
Oh you are serious?
480
00:25:21,334 --> 00:25:23,376
I have only met him twice...
481
00:25:23,376 --> 00:25:26,292
The second time we met,
he was dogging another girl...
482
00:25:27,501 --> 00:25:29,292
But I feel something for him...
483
00:25:29,792 --> 00:25:34,292
You must have wronged him in a past life...
he is back to collect.
484
00:25:34,292 --> 00:25:36,001
What are you on about?
485
00:25:36,084 --> 00:25:38,126
You owed him something in a past life...
486
00:25:38,126 --> 00:25:39,376
Take my dad,
487
00:25:39,417 --> 00:25:43,292
he is fat, poor and loves hookers,
488
00:25:43,292 --> 00:25:45,167
But my mom still loves him.
489
00:25:45,209 --> 00:25:48,001
She must have owed him from her last life.
490
00:25:48,001 --> 00:25:50,709
So what does he do?
491
00:25:51,376 --> 00:25:53,709
He's a Feng Shui master on TV.
492
00:25:53,917 --> 00:25:56,084
You mean Carson?
493
00:25:56,751 --> 00:25:59,084
They say he is better than the pony tail guy.
494
00:25:59,501 --> 00:26:02,209
You look like you already want
495
00:26:02,251 --> 00:26:03,667
to steal him from me.
496
00:26:04,459 --> 00:26:05,542
I've got an idea.
497
00:26:05,584 --> 00:26:07,584
Let's invite him to join our
flirty bitches party.
498
00:26:07,917 --> 00:26:09,959
And ask him to bring
499
00:26:10,001 --> 00:26:12,292
some rich yuppie friends.
500
00:26:12,292 --> 00:26:14,667
So may be we can "get some" too.
501
00:26:15,167 --> 00:26:17,209
Are his friends cool though?
502
00:26:17,209 --> 00:26:19,001
It's a masquerade party,
503
00:26:19,042 --> 00:26:21,626
costumes is a must.
504
00:26:21,876 --> 00:26:24,334
I don't know, but I want to give him a try...
505
00:26:24,334 --> 00:26:26,334
Let's try it.
506
00:26:47,001 --> 00:26:51,459
Where are the doctor
and director friends of his?
507
00:26:51,459 --> 00:26:53,334
I don't wanna rush them.
508
00:26:53,376 --> 00:26:54,584
Don't want to make them think
I care so much about this.
509
00:26:54,584 --> 00:26:55,959
That's right.
510
00:26:55,959 --> 00:26:57,334
Hey.
511
00:27:00,834 --> 00:27:02,834
Sorry that we are a bit late.
512
00:27:03,709 --> 00:27:05,126
You guys are so cute. So who are you guys?
513
00:27:05,501 --> 00:27:07,334
Can't you tell? We are just being ourselves.
514
00:27:08,167 --> 00:27:10,584
Look, I am of course a Dick-head.
515
00:27:11,792 --> 00:27:13,209
Obviously.
516
00:27:13,459 --> 00:27:15,126
I am a pussy.
517
00:27:15,417 --> 00:27:18,626
I am an ass and this is my hole.
518
00:27:19,292 --> 00:27:21,292
They are my two roommates.
519
00:27:21,292 --> 00:27:25,417
They are sisters by name not by blood.
520
00:27:25,542 --> 00:27:27,167
Hi. I am Big S.
521
00:27:27,167 --> 00:27:28,084
I am Small S.
522
00:27:29,042 --> 00:27:31,626
- Great names. Just be yourselves.
- Pretty good.
523
00:27:32,042 --> 00:27:33,709
These two are my best friends.
524
00:27:34,042 --> 00:27:35,292
Doctor Thirteen Chan.
525
00:27:35,709 --> 00:27:36,792
Film Director Jingo Wong.
526
00:27:37,001 --> 00:27:38,167
I am Carson.
527
00:27:39,542 --> 00:27:40,417
Let's go in.
528
00:27:40,417 --> 00:27:41,834
Sure.
529
00:27:41,917 --> 00:27:45,084
Cheers.
530
00:27:51,876 --> 00:27:56,501
I must say, I have always liked a Big S.
531
00:27:56,501 --> 00:27:57,709
Don't,
532
00:27:57,751 --> 00:28:00,709
my heart is pounding.
533
00:28:00,709 --> 00:28:04,001
I would love to give your heart a pounding.
534
00:28:04,001 --> 00:28:07,292
This here, it is true to size.
535
00:28:08,001 --> 00:28:09,084
Your size?
536
00:28:09,084 --> 00:28:10,376
Look how vascular it is...
537
00:28:10,959 --> 00:28:12,792
Isn't it a bit stumpy?
538
00:28:13,126 --> 00:28:17,209
What can I do with a Small S I ask.
539
00:28:17,209 --> 00:28:18,792
Be the female lead of my movie!
540
00:28:19,167 --> 00:28:20,292
What movie?
541
00:28:20,876 --> 00:28:22,584
When Ass-man meets a Small S.
542
00:28:23,084 --> 00:28:25,709
Don't worry. My intentions are pure...
543
00:28:25,709 --> 00:28:28,334
I will purely and simply screw you...
544
00:28:44,792 --> 00:28:47,209
So, are we playing your favorite game?
545
00:28:47,209 --> 00:28:49,751
Whoever the bottle points at last, they are it.
546
00:28:49,751 --> 00:28:53,001
Correct. Truth or Dare.
547
00:28:53,001 --> 00:28:54,542
That person must answer the truth
548
00:28:54,959 --> 00:28:57,334
or accept a dare.
549
00:29:10,084 --> 00:29:11,001
Okay,
550
00:29:11,042 --> 00:29:14,376
did you invite Carson
because you are interested in him?
551
00:29:14,376 --> 00:29:15,584
Do you have feelings for him?
552
00:29:15,709 --> 00:29:21,501
Answer
553
00:29:21,501 --> 00:29:22,292
Stop it!
554
00:29:23,834 --> 00:29:24,751
I'm not answering.
555
00:29:25,626 --> 00:29:27,084
Then take a dare!
556
00:29:27,376 --> 00:29:30,376
Dare!
557
00:29:30,376 --> 00:29:31,376
I've got an idea.
558
00:29:31,542 --> 00:29:34,167
Pretend you are having an orgasm here
in front of everyone.
559
00:29:34,167 --> 00:29:35,959
- Then we will let you off the hook.
- Agreed!
560
00:29:36,167 --> 00:29:39,751
That's crazy. How do you fake an orgasm?
561
00:29:39,751 --> 00:29:41,042
Every girl
562
00:29:41,084 --> 00:29:44,376
fakes in front of their boyfriends.
563
00:29:45,959 --> 00:29:48,542
Every girl I had didn't fake it.
564
00:29:48,751 --> 00:29:50,709
Right. So I don't even get what you are saying.
565
00:29:50,709 --> 00:29:53,501
Those are your screaming patients.
566
00:29:53,501 --> 00:29:55,917
As for you, you date actresses, enough said.
567
00:29:55,917 --> 00:29:57,917
Doesn't matter. Just do it.
568
00:29:59,709 --> 00:30:01,876
Don't I need a guy
569
00:30:01,959 --> 00:30:03,834
at least to have one with.
570
00:30:03,834 --> 00:30:05,917
Carson's your guy.
571
00:30:08,542 --> 00:30:11,292
But he makes me giggle.
572
00:30:11,292 --> 00:30:14,334
No backing down, man up woman!
573
00:30:15,959 --> 00:30:18,167
I don't think they will let you off the hook.
574
00:30:19,834 --> 00:30:23,709
Just pretend this is whatsapp sex.
575
00:30:24,084 --> 00:30:25,042
What is that?
576
00:30:28,209 --> 00:30:32,751
I want to fire a rocket
and shoot you into space.
577
00:30:34,584 --> 00:30:37,126
We devour each other in zero gravity...
578
00:30:37,917 --> 00:30:41,126
I will undo your bra with my hands, feeling...
579
00:30:41,626 --> 00:30:44,709
Your pink nipples, queen of all nips.
580
00:30:47,542 --> 00:30:49,626
When I say spread...
581
00:30:50,042 --> 00:30:51,417
You say how wide...
582
00:30:53,084 --> 00:30:57,209
If I have to set a restriction
to our relationship
583
00:30:59,126 --> 00:31:02,542
I hope it is shag now
or forever hold our peace...
584
00:31:05,876 --> 00:31:07,792
Madam, may I enter you?
585
00:31:09,626 --> 00:31:10,876
Yes you may.
586
00:31:30,959 --> 00:31:32,167
You are so hard!
587
00:31:32,167 --> 00:31:33,667
I don't do Nicam sex.
588
00:31:33,667 --> 00:31:35,334
Try again.
589
00:31:35,334 --> 00:31:38,334
I said...your cock is so hard.
590
00:31:47,042 --> 00:31:48,917
Hang on, I am cumming.
591
00:31:48,959 --> 00:31:50,001
Don't cum that fast.
592
00:31:52,376 --> 00:31:53,459
I am cumming.
593
00:31:56,751 --> 00:31:58,209
Let me cover you.
594
00:32:04,292 --> 00:32:06,042
I should get going. Bye.
595
00:32:06,042 --> 00:32:08,376
Me too. Bye.
596
00:32:09,084 --> 00:32:11,584
It's getting late.
Let me give you a ride back to
597
00:32:11,584 --> 00:32:16,001
My place.
It's dangerous for a single girl out here.
598
00:32:16,001 --> 00:32:17,959
Hey.
599
00:32:17,959 --> 00:32:20,667
- What?
- The bill is settled. We can go.
600
00:32:20,667 --> 00:32:23,084
How about you? Are you available tonight?
601
00:32:23,084 --> 00:32:24,834
Let's go to the closest hotel.
602
00:32:25,584 --> 00:32:26,626
You forgot your pussy.
603
00:32:26,959 --> 00:32:28,792
I got be a fresh one.
604
00:32:46,709 --> 00:32:49,001
Wow. Everybody is gone?
605
00:32:52,834 --> 00:32:54,876
Hey. They are all gone. Let's go.
606
00:32:56,376 --> 00:32:58,501
Where do you live? I will give you a ride.
607
00:33:02,709 --> 00:33:04,876
You are so drunk.
608
00:33:05,667 --> 00:33:07,876
I should take what I can, while I can.
609
00:33:08,834 --> 00:33:10,709
And be all that I can be...
610
00:33:24,501 --> 00:33:27,334
Thank God. Thank you.
611
00:34:17,167 --> 00:34:20,251
Hello? Anybody?
612
00:35:27,459 --> 00:35:30,251
Wow, nice eggs...
613
00:35:31,001 --> 00:35:32,042
Try it.
614
00:35:35,501 --> 00:35:37,126
Wow. It's edible.
615
00:35:37,334 --> 00:35:38,417
How many girlfriends do you have now?
616
00:35:40,626 --> 00:35:41,834
Lost count.
617
00:35:42,626 --> 00:35:45,376
A real player has over 100.
618
00:35:45,501 --> 00:35:47,376
Those are not girlfriends.
619
00:35:47,792 --> 00:35:49,334
Those are called McDonald's Delivery.
620
00:35:49,459 --> 00:35:52,084
Meaning they are open 24 hours.
621
00:35:52,084 --> 00:35:54,626
You know it's bad for you, but it taste good.
622
00:35:56,542 --> 00:35:58,042
How about girlfriends?
623
00:35:58,667 --> 00:35:59,959
Haven't had one for a long time.
624
00:36:02,376 --> 00:36:03,376
How about you?
625
00:36:03,751 --> 00:36:07,126
Me? I am a McDonald's fan...
626
00:36:09,251 --> 00:36:10,626
Did you sleep okay?
627
00:36:11,376 --> 00:36:12,376
Did we shag?
628
00:36:13,459 --> 00:36:14,542
Don't you remember?
629
00:36:15,042 --> 00:36:17,792
I was drunk, not even grabbing a tit?
630
00:36:17,959 --> 00:36:19,959
I swear I didn't grab a tit,
if I did, my hand would rot.
631
00:36:24,209 --> 00:36:25,501
How do I know if you didn't use your feet?
632
00:36:25,834 --> 00:36:29,584
I am not a foot man like Messi...
633
00:36:30,667 --> 00:36:31,959
Oh, I love Messi.
634
00:36:32,167 --> 00:36:35,584
I hate that footsy Messi.
My favourite is Michael Jordan.
635
00:36:35,626 --> 00:36:38,501
He can hold any tit,
I mean, ball with a single hand.
636
00:36:42,834 --> 00:36:43,667
Gotta get to work.
637
00:36:43,667 --> 00:36:44,876
Off you go.
638
00:36:58,751 --> 00:37:00,834
Thank you. Bye.
639
00:37:03,251 --> 00:37:06,001
No way. Nothing happened?
640
00:37:06,376 --> 00:37:09,001
May be he is too old to get it up?
641
00:37:09,001 --> 00:37:10,709
Is he impotent?
642
00:37:10,792 --> 00:37:12,001
I don't know.
643
00:37:12,042 --> 00:37:14,626
I found myself in his bed when I woke up.
644
00:37:14,626 --> 00:37:16,209
He slept in the bathtub.
645
00:37:16,376 --> 00:37:19,167
It's an act, all men want pussy.
646
00:37:19,376 --> 00:37:21,292
Maybe he is not a cat person.
647
00:37:21,751 --> 00:37:24,042
May be he has STDs.
648
00:37:24,042 --> 00:37:26,001
Or crabs, that's why he can't do it.
649
00:37:26,001 --> 00:37:27,126
He could have used condoms.
650
00:37:27,334 --> 00:37:29,251
It's weird as hell is what he is.
651
00:37:34,459 --> 00:37:36,001
I think he has feelings for me.
652
00:37:36,042 --> 00:37:37,209
He doesn't wanna make a bad impression.
653
00:37:37,209 --> 00:37:41,167
Haven't you heard,
people call him a pussy magnet.
654
00:37:41,501 --> 00:37:43,334
I am a bit of a dick magnet myself
I have to admit.
655
00:37:43,334 --> 00:37:46,959
True. If you two end up being a couple
656
00:37:46,959 --> 00:37:51,626
Then you will become Mr. & Mrs. Player
657
00:37:51,917 --> 00:37:53,001
I wanna give it a try.
658
00:37:53,001 --> 00:37:54,626
Just think about it.
659
00:37:54,626 --> 00:37:55,792
Men nowadays
660
00:37:55,834 --> 00:37:58,042
don't use their brains to think anymore.
661
00:37:58,042 --> 00:38:00,709
They let their cocks think for them.
662
00:38:00,792 --> 00:38:04,126
When you are in love,
you tell each other everything.
663
00:38:04,126 --> 00:38:07,126
Once the feeling is gone, the honesty is gone.
664
00:38:07,126 --> 00:38:10,667
Committing to a guy like him is a bad idea.
665
00:38:10,876 --> 00:38:12,834
But if I don't give it a shot.
666
00:38:12,834 --> 00:38:15,042
How do I know if he is Mr. Right?
667
00:38:15,667 --> 00:38:18,459
Maybe he has been a player for too long.
He wants settle down?
668
00:38:18,459 --> 00:38:20,209
I don't believe him.
669
00:38:20,209 --> 00:38:22,751
Does his face tell you he can settle down?
670
00:38:22,751 --> 00:38:23,876
I don't believe him either.
671
00:38:24,001 --> 00:38:25,459
What does he have to do?
672
00:38:25,459 --> 00:38:28,542
Unless you two share the same bed.
673
00:38:29,084 --> 00:38:31,042
He is not allowed to have sex
with you for 100 days.
674
00:38:31,209 --> 00:38:33,167
He is not allowed to pick up chicks either.
675
00:38:33,334 --> 00:38:35,709
Then I will believe he is sincere.
676
00:38:37,042 --> 00:38:38,167
That's brutal.
677
00:38:38,167 --> 00:38:40,334
But if he can hold out...
678
00:38:40,334 --> 00:38:43,584
Then everything would be worth it.
679
00:38:44,959 --> 00:38:49,584
I love this guy,
can you imagine if he chatted me up?
680
00:38:50,042 --> 00:38:51,001
Which one?
681
00:38:51,167 --> 00:38:54,001
He is the son of the real estate tycoon,
682
00:38:54,042 --> 00:38:56,792
Daniel Lee
683
00:38:57,292 --> 00:39:00,542
He donated $500million
to Children's Cancer Fund?
684
00:39:01,417 --> 00:39:03,792
His dad has a hundred billion net worth,
685
00:39:03,834 --> 00:39:07,709
best of all they are liquid.
686
00:39:07,751 --> 00:39:09,751
You won't even make his top 10.
687
00:39:09,751 --> 00:39:12,417
No. One of my friends knows him.
688
00:39:12,417 --> 00:39:14,126
I heard that he is very loyal.
689
00:39:14,167 --> 00:39:16,251
He only ever had 2 girlfriends.
690
00:39:16,917 --> 00:39:20,001
Plus, he is still single.
691
00:39:20,001 --> 00:39:21,709
If he wants me,
692
00:39:21,751 --> 00:39:23,751
I'd settle for top 30.
693
00:39:23,917 --> 00:39:27,126
Wake up sister, Daniel Lee, dream on!
694
00:39:40,959 --> 00:39:44,209
What's so special you
have to come here to tell me?
695
00:39:44,376 --> 00:39:45,959
I have feelings for you.
696
00:39:45,959 --> 00:39:47,501
But I am skeptical about your potential.
697
00:39:47,626 --> 00:39:50,334
That's normal. What should we do now?
698
00:39:53,626 --> 00:39:55,376
Move in with me and live in my house.
699
00:39:56,042 --> 00:39:58,042
Right to the point, I like it.
700
00:39:58,042 --> 00:40:00,042
Sleep with me on the same bed.
701
00:40:00,542 --> 00:40:02,542
Crystal clear. I adore it.
702
00:40:02,959 --> 00:40:04,751
But you are not allowed
to have sex with me for 100 days.
703
00:40:04,751 --> 00:40:06,251
Hugs and kisses at the most.
704
00:40:06,251 --> 00:40:10,001
In addition, under no circumstance
may you touch any other woman.
705
00:40:11,042 --> 00:40:13,042
Living together but no sex,
706
00:40:13,292 --> 00:40:14,667
did you just have an abortion?
707
00:40:16,751 --> 00:40:19,834
No, this is a test.
708
00:40:19,959 --> 00:40:21,584
If you can hold out for 100 days,
709
00:40:21,626 --> 00:40:23,042
then we will be a couple.
710
00:40:23,042 --> 00:40:25,292
If you break the rules, then it's bye-bye.
711
00:40:26,042 --> 00:40:29,834
Her game is flawless, I am impressed.
712
00:40:29,834 --> 00:40:31,501
I can't lose,
713
00:40:32,084 --> 00:40:33,376
yet I must accept.
714
00:40:33,542 --> 00:40:35,459
May be...things wouldn't be so hard...
715
00:40:35,792 --> 00:40:37,459
What if she loses.
716
00:40:45,459 --> 00:40:48,542
Master, I want it.
717
00:40:48,542 --> 00:40:52,042
No means no! It's a challenge.
718
00:40:52,042 --> 00:40:54,709
No sex for 10,000 days. Piss off.
719
00:40:55,917 --> 00:40:59,292
Master, I want it now.
720
00:40:59,501 --> 00:41:01,709
Behave yourself.
721
00:41:02,292 --> 00:41:03,876
Go take a cold shower.
722
00:41:04,501 --> 00:41:08,876
I beg you master, I can't hold it in.
723
00:41:11,251 --> 00:41:12,667
Take care of it on your own!
724
00:41:15,709 --> 00:41:18,709
Master, I want it now!
725
00:41:18,709 --> 00:41:19,792
Does it itch?
726
00:41:19,792 --> 00:41:20,709
Yes.
727
00:41:21,042 --> 00:41:22,751
You want some cream for that itch?
728
00:41:22,751 --> 00:41:24,126
I want a big tube.
729
00:41:31,251 --> 00:41:32,417
What are you thinking?
730
00:41:32,417 --> 00:41:34,459
What else can I think?
731
00:41:35,376 --> 00:41:36,751
Have you made up your mind?
732
00:41:37,459 --> 00:41:40,417
No obstacle has ever stood in my way.
733
00:41:40,751 --> 00:41:43,001
100 days is a walk in the park.
734
00:41:43,001 --> 00:41:46,251
Alright. I officially accept the challenge.
735
00:41:46,417 --> 00:41:47,292
Yes.
736
00:41:58,084 --> 00:42:00,376
"Hi!
"Hi!
737
00:42:02,334 --> 00:42:04,292
Hi!
738
00:42:04,417 --> 00:42:06,084
Big S and Small S,
you've met them before, right?
739
00:42:06,084 --> 00:42:08,251
Of course! Who haven't?
740
00:42:09,042 --> 00:42:10,251
We live together.
741
00:42:10,376 --> 00:42:11,626
That's exciting.
742
00:42:11,834 --> 00:42:13,667
Hello, I am Angelina.
743
00:42:16,626 --> 00:42:18,042
Hi, I am Hamdelina.
744
00:42:18,042 --> 00:42:20,417
Oh, what a great name.
745
00:42:25,459 --> 00:42:27,042
Get moving.
746
00:42:27,042 --> 00:42:28,542
Already moving...
747
00:42:36,126 --> 00:42:39,959
This pervert could never
hold out for 100 days.
748
00:42:40,542 --> 00:42:43,042
He won't make it past tonight.
749
00:42:46,626 --> 00:42:48,209
What is this?
750
00:42:48,667 --> 00:42:51,334
Oh yeah, you have your side. I have mine.
751
00:42:53,584 --> 00:42:55,459
So there is no touching?
752
00:42:55,459 --> 00:42:56,501
Yes we can.
753
00:42:59,501 --> 00:43:00,209
Here we go.
754
00:43:00,209 --> 00:43:00,751
What am I touching?
755
00:43:00,751 --> 00:43:01,417
Head.
756
00:43:01,542 --> 00:43:03,042
And we can kiss each other too.
757
00:43:03,084 --> 00:43:04,751
100 days is hard to wait...
758
00:43:04,751 --> 00:43:05,876
It's all for your own good.
759
00:43:07,209 --> 00:43:10,042
Can we start the 100 days tomorrow?
760
00:43:10,042 --> 00:43:10,667
Let's shag tonight?
761
00:43:12,167 --> 00:43:13,334
Do I look stupid?
762
00:43:13,417 --> 00:43:14,042
I don't think so.
763
00:43:14,292 --> 00:43:15,251
Do you want me to kick you out?
764
00:43:15,292 --> 00:43:16,209
No.
765
00:43:19,376 --> 00:43:21,167
Take a shower.
Let's have dinner together after.
766
00:43:30,542 --> 00:43:31,584
Dinner's ready.
767
00:43:36,709 --> 00:43:39,834
Damn, 6 milk jugs at the table...
768
00:43:39,834 --> 00:43:41,626
Who could resist!
769
00:43:53,084 --> 00:43:56,542
Raw beef, leeks, oysters...
770
00:43:58,876 --> 00:44:00,251
And Cow Dong!
771
00:44:00,542 --> 00:44:02,834
According to the ancient herbal medicine,
772
00:44:02,876 --> 00:44:04,917
everything here has an aphrodisiac effect.
773
00:44:05,251 --> 00:44:06,292
Do they really?
774
00:44:06,334 --> 00:44:08,959
We just love eating them.
775
00:44:17,042 --> 00:44:17,959
You lick your oysters?
776
00:44:18,292 --> 00:44:22,209
I am used to licking them before eating.
777
00:44:25,334 --> 00:44:29,501
I am used to paleo diet after 6pm.
778
00:44:32,792 --> 00:44:34,292
Do you want to lick that before eating it?
779
00:44:35,292 --> 00:44:36,626
Good idea.
780
00:44:36,751 --> 00:44:38,126
Nevermind.
781
00:44:47,709 --> 00:44:49,709
I am taking the night shift at the clinic.
782
00:44:49,834 --> 00:44:50,417
I am going out to play mahjong.
783
00:44:51,126 --> 00:44:52,459
How come the TV is not showing anything?
784
00:44:52,667 --> 00:44:55,542
We don't watch TV. We only watch DVDs.
785
00:44:56,042 --> 00:44:57,042
Help yourself.
786
00:44:57,167 --> 00:44:58,126
Be good at home.
787
00:45:03,709 --> 00:45:05,917
Who doesn't watch TV?
788
00:45:14,709 --> 00:45:16,334
Forbidden Legend?
789
00:45:17,334 --> 00:45:20,501
Why is she bald? Looks like Vin Diesel.
790
00:45:24,834 --> 00:45:26,709
Japanese school girl occupies Diaoyu Islands?
791
00:45:26,709 --> 00:45:29,167
No way. Diaoyu Islands belong to us!
792
00:45:32,042 --> 00:45:33,667
I am gonna go shower...
793
00:45:42,751 --> 00:45:47,001
I'll watch a DVD. The Invader 3D. Alright.
794
00:45:49,542 --> 00:45:51,126
What 3D, it's not 3D.
795
00:45:52,834 --> 00:45:57,167
Invader...33D?
796
00:45:57,167 --> 00:45:58,084
Damn.
797
00:46:18,334 --> 00:46:20,709
33E, big deal.
798
00:46:23,126 --> 00:46:26,001
Mrs. Chan. This is Category 3.
799
00:46:26,251 --> 00:46:28,584
He's still young. He doesn't understand.
800
00:46:30,001 --> 00:46:33,876
These pheromones sprays
will make a monk rock hard in 10 seconds.
801
00:46:33,876 --> 00:46:35,751
There is no resisting this.
802
00:46:59,001 --> 00:47:00,876
Sex equals to emptiness,
emptiness equals to sex.
803
00:47:00,876 --> 00:47:02,751
Sex is emptiness, emptiness is sex,
804
00:47:02,751 --> 00:47:04,501
I like big boobs and big butts
and I cannot lie...
805
00:47:04,501 --> 00:47:07,167
Gee! What am I talking about?
806
00:47:07,626 --> 00:47:10,459
No. I need to transform...
807
00:47:11,751 --> 00:47:13,751
Big S, Plan B.
808
00:47:19,167 --> 00:47:27,459
Amitabha, a sister's boobies is out of bounds.
809
00:47:27,459 --> 00:47:28,292
A cockroach!
810
00:47:28,292 --> 00:47:28,751
Where?
811
00:47:29,459 --> 00:47:31,334
Search it. There must be one somewhere.
812
00:47:31,876 --> 00:47:34,876
No way. Don't make me.
813
00:47:34,959 --> 00:47:37,126
Hey.
814
00:47:37,584 --> 00:47:39,084
Just leave me alone.
815
00:47:39,126 --> 00:47:40,959
You think I don't have the guts to screw you?
816
00:47:42,126 --> 00:47:44,834
No matter what,
someone is getting screwed tonight.
817
00:47:47,417 --> 00:47:49,292
How incredible is this?
818
00:47:53,334 --> 00:47:57,251
Righteous sacrifice. Fine.
He passes for the day.
819
00:47:57,292 --> 00:48:01,626
You still have 99 days to go, fat kid.
820
00:48:02,167 --> 00:48:07,334
Chi-Ling must have set a trap
with Big S and Small S...
821
00:48:07,459 --> 00:48:10,292
I don't wanna make myself look stupid
in front of the 3 chicks.
822
00:48:10,459 --> 00:48:13,001
I wasn't going to be serious
with Chi-Ling at first.
823
00:48:13,876 --> 00:48:16,042
But at this moment,
824
00:48:16,334 --> 00:48:18,292
screwing is not the issue here.
825
00:48:18,292 --> 00:48:21,084
It's about pride.
826
00:48:30,959 --> 00:48:31,709
Simon King,
827
00:48:31,751 --> 00:48:33,751
let me explain the scene to you.
828
00:48:33,751 --> 00:48:36,126
Your subconsciousness wants to get into
829
00:48:36,126 --> 00:48:38,084
This female's uterus so badly
830
00:48:38,084 --> 00:48:40,667
To express the ideology
behind the human need for primal urges
831
00:48:40,667 --> 00:48:43,209
and the self imposed taboos
place upon beastiality.
832
00:48:43,251 --> 00:48:43,709
What does that mean?
833
00:48:44,042 --> 00:48:44,959
Stick it in fast and hard!
834
00:48:45,917 --> 00:48:46,501
Great.
835
00:48:48,959 --> 00:48:49,501
Rolling.
836
00:48:50,042 --> 00:48:53,167
Screw her brutally, incredibly
837
00:48:53,376 --> 00:48:55,667
Crazily, non-stoppingly
838
00:48:55,667 --> 00:48:57,584
That's it.
839
00:48:59,001 --> 00:48:59,626
Are you alright?
840
00:48:59,626 --> 00:49:02,834
I'm gonna pass out soon.
Bro. My sperm is rising up my throat.
841
00:49:02,834 --> 00:49:04,542
Swimming up my brain.
842
00:49:04,667 --> 00:49:06,667
Just dump her.
843
00:49:07,209 --> 00:49:08,626
You know what she is called?
844
00:49:08,626 --> 00:49:09,626
Chi-Ling.
845
00:49:09,626 --> 00:49:10,584
C is for crazy.
846
00:49:10,584 --> 00:49:12,001
And L is for lousy.
847
00:49:12,042 --> 00:49:14,667
She hired a Pl to stalk me.
848
00:49:14,917 --> 00:49:16,667
You see the cleaner by the shutters?
849
00:49:17,167 --> 00:49:19,167
He is not cleaning anything.
850
00:49:19,209 --> 00:49:21,542
Plus the guy
with the behind the scenes camera
851
00:49:22,042 --> 00:49:24,501
is shooting me the whole time.
He hasn't shot the actors at all.
852
00:49:27,042 --> 00:49:27,667
Hey.
853
00:49:28,001 --> 00:49:29,251
By the way you keep looking at me,
854
00:49:29,292 --> 00:49:30,459
I'd think you were in on it.
855
00:49:31,376 --> 00:49:34,917
I speculate that you have severe paranoia
856
00:49:34,959 --> 00:49:36,001
and self-imposed impotence.
857
00:49:36,167 --> 00:49:36,959
Oh?
858
00:49:37,251 --> 00:49:37,959
10 o'clock.
859
00:49:38,209 --> 00:49:39,876
My clinic 10 tomorrow.
860
00:49:39,917 --> 00:49:41,709
I want to roll up your foreskin
and check your turtle head.
861
00:49:41,709 --> 00:49:42,834
It would be my pleasure...
862
00:49:44,167 --> 00:49:45,501
Dump her,
863
00:49:45,542 --> 00:49:48,251
don't sacrifice an entire forest for one tree.
864
00:49:48,251 --> 00:49:51,167
Jingo, it is not the matter of having sex
or not anymore
865
00:49:51,209 --> 00:49:54,251
We are men. We can't lose.
866
00:49:54,542 --> 00:49:55,834
Director. Are we done?
867
00:49:56,709 --> 00:49:58,459
If we were screwing for real,
I would have cum 5 times already...
868
00:49:58,459 --> 00:49:59,959
Take a break,
869
00:50:00,001 --> 00:50:01,459
we will shoot Lynn's solo dildo scene now!
870
00:50:01,584 --> 00:50:04,251
Oh Lynn and solo dildo again!
871
00:50:34,792 --> 00:50:36,417
Why am I taking a bath?
872
00:50:39,209 --> 00:50:42,126
Oh, madam, you shouldn't be here.
This is male's bathroom.
873
00:50:42,501 --> 00:50:45,584
I am just concerned
with my employees' sex life.
874
00:50:45,792 --> 00:50:48,959
You've been holding out for so long.
Let me help you.
875
00:50:49,876 --> 00:50:52,959
Sounds great. It's great
that you can help but...
876
00:50:53,126 --> 00:50:55,126
Sir Simon is coming back soon.
877
00:50:55,334 --> 00:50:59,251
No, he isn't. He went to a night club
and won't come back tonight.
878
00:51:01,209 --> 00:51:02,376
What's going on?
879
00:51:24,709 --> 00:51:27,626
What is that bulge poking me?
880
00:51:27,626 --> 00:51:29,376
It's a big bulge.
881
00:51:29,376 --> 00:51:30,751
No, madam.
882
00:51:30,751 --> 00:51:34,042
You got me wrong. I am not poking you.
883
00:51:36,042 --> 00:51:36,917
Cucumber?
884
00:51:37,167 --> 00:51:39,751
That's not a large bulge...
885
00:51:46,626 --> 00:51:49,459
Oh, there is something poking me again.
886
00:51:49,459 --> 00:51:51,876
This is even larger.
887
00:51:51,876 --> 00:51:54,501
Madam, this time it is me.
888
00:52:12,834 --> 00:52:14,167
Cut!
889
00:52:14,584 --> 00:52:15,459
Wow.
890
00:52:15,959 --> 00:52:17,376
You have snot down your nose...
891
00:52:18,667 --> 00:52:20,584
It smells fishy. That's not nasal mucus.
892
00:52:20,584 --> 00:52:24,417
Luckily it didn't gush up to your brain.
You shot your load through your nose.
893
00:52:25,292 --> 00:52:26,376
Is this sperm?
894
00:52:29,167 --> 00:52:31,376
As your bro, I will support you.
895
00:52:31,709 --> 00:52:33,751
I got the best prop man
896
00:52:33,792 --> 00:52:34,709
in the business to make you a chastity belt.
897
00:52:35,042 --> 00:52:36,209
Guarantee that you can stay abstinent.
898
00:52:36,751 --> 00:52:38,001
Iron-Lin!
899
00:52:39,751 --> 00:52:42,042
You bunch of dickheads.
900
00:52:44,167 --> 00:52:46,001
A seven-digit key lock.
901
00:52:46,042 --> 00:52:47,417
Just punch in your ID number.
902
00:52:47,584 --> 00:52:49,501
I don't remember my ID.
903
00:52:49,834 --> 00:52:50,876
So,
904
00:52:51,042 --> 00:52:53,584
I need to unlock it to go pee
every single time?
905
00:52:53,792 --> 00:52:55,167
There is an opening.
906
00:52:56,292 --> 00:52:57,126
But the opening is so tiny.
907
00:52:57,292 --> 00:53:00,584
Good for leaks, no good for erections.
908
00:53:01,917 --> 00:53:04,084
Jingo, you are my best friend.
909
00:53:04,209 --> 00:53:05,459
How can I repay your favour?
910
00:53:05,751 --> 00:53:07,417
Don't mention it.
911
00:53:08,042 --> 00:53:09,459
How can I tap that Small S?
912
00:53:09,459 --> 00:53:10,917
Piece of cake.
913
00:53:15,292 --> 00:53:18,959
Mom, stop staring at him. He is blushing.
914
00:53:20,417 --> 00:53:24,834
Mother-in-law drooling over
her future son-in-law .
915
00:53:25,834 --> 00:53:28,834
I seen him before, Feng Shui Master on TV.
916
00:53:28,834 --> 00:53:32,167
Yes, Auntie. I also read palms and faces.
917
00:53:33,001 --> 00:53:36,334
By the position of your droopy ears,
918
00:53:36,334 --> 00:53:37,792
I know your husband
919
00:53:37,834 --> 00:53:40,292
makes a good living for you.
920
00:53:40,292 --> 00:53:42,042
That's not true...
921
00:53:42,042 --> 00:53:44,667
lam a stay at home dad, she earns, I spend.
922
00:53:44,917 --> 00:53:47,334
Chi-Ling's mom is the one
who makes money for the family.
923
00:53:47,334 --> 00:53:49,917
I haven't worked in over than 40 years.
924
00:53:51,001 --> 00:53:54,251
I am sure you support your wife mentally.
925
00:53:54,667 --> 00:53:57,876
Auntie, you work so hard to raise the family.
926
00:53:58,042 --> 00:54:00,167
Uncle must worship the ground you walk on...
927
00:54:00,376 --> 00:54:02,417
I don't live with her.
928
00:54:02,417 --> 00:54:04,376
I have two other girlfriends.
929
00:54:04,417 --> 00:54:05,917
Chi-Ling isn't even
my biological daughter either.
930
00:54:05,917 --> 00:54:07,459
She also has two boyfriends.
931
00:54:07,501 --> 00:54:09,501
Not sure who she belongs to.
932
00:54:09,501 --> 00:54:13,126
I called dips and Chi Ling
started calling me Dad.
933
00:54:15,417 --> 00:54:18,709
A real honest approach to marriage,
I respect that.
934
00:54:19,209 --> 00:54:21,459
Auntie, you are very lucky.
935
00:54:21,459 --> 00:54:26,626
I wouldn't say that either,
that's just the beginning.
936
00:54:27,126 --> 00:54:30,667
Actually, I have three other boyfriends
in their twenties.
937
00:54:31,376 --> 00:54:32,459
I am bi-sexual.
938
00:54:32,876 --> 00:54:35,959
Her mom has four girlfriends too.
939
00:54:36,209 --> 00:54:40,376
Our wife swapping group
has 300 members on Facebook.
940
00:54:43,584 --> 00:54:46,417
Your parents are extremely new age...
941
00:54:46,417 --> 00:54:48,876
I bow down to you both.
942
00:54:49,126 --> 00:54:51,709
Uncle, have you done any other
unacceptable things?
943
00:54:52,167 --> 00:54:55,042
I have raised 3 mules in Gaungxi.
944
00:54:56,251 --> 00:54:58,334
That's it, you scum.
945
00:54:58,459 --> 00:55:01,001
You have a defeatist attitude to victory,
946
00:55:01,042 --> 00:55:02,626
showcasing the vulgarity
of the Hong Kong spirit...
947
00:55:02,876 --> 00:55:04,751
I am reporting to the Liaison Office.
948
00:55:04,792 --> 00:55:05,959
Your sins are punishable by...
949
00:55:06,334 --> 00:55:08,084
Aren't you getting ahead of yourself?
950
00:55:08,334 --> 00:55:09,751
Execution!
951
00:55:10,751 --> 00:55:11,917
Execution!
952
00:55:12,126 --> 00:55:13,876
What are you day dreaming about now?
953
00:55:14,751 --> 00:55:17,501
Nothing, I am thinking...
954
00:55:17,501 --> 00:55:20,542
Your parents are so lucky
955
00:55:20,542 --> 00:55:23,667
to have such a beautiful daughter.
956
00:55:24,667 --> 00:55:26,042
I am also observing at your facial features.
957
00:55:26,542 --> 00:55:28,292
I am also an amateur fortune
958
00:55:28,334 --> 00:55:30,876
teller myself.
959
00:55:31,209 --> 00:55:34,042
A fellow enthusiast, how fitting...
960
00:55:34,042 --> 00:55:35,501
Of course.
961
00:55:36,042 --> 00:55:38,917
You have lustful eyes
962
00:55:38,959 --> 00:55:41,209
and a deceitful smile...
963
00:55:42,042 --> 00:55:44,917
Small eyes, tiny lips, micro-soft penis
964
00:55:45,417 --> 00:55:47,792
It's a pity to marry you.
965
00:55:47,792 --> 00:55:48,876
How did you know?
966
00:55:48,876 --> 00:55:49,959
Needless to say.
967
00:55:50,292 --> 00:55:52,417
Large nose, big penis,
968
00:55:52,459 --> 00:55:54,917
small nose...
969
00:55:55,834 --> 00:55:59,084
Noses have nostrils.
970
00:55:59,584 --> 00:56:01,501
A penis doesn't have two holes.
971
00:56:03,084 --> 00:56:04,376
Stop arguing with my mom.
972
00:56:04,376 --> 00:56:05,667
Am I wrong?
973
00:56:05,667 --> 00:56:08,251
If LeBron James has a 20 inch cock,
974
00:56:08,251 --> 00:56:10,001
Then his nose would hang off his chin...
975
00:56:10,001 --> 00:56:11,251
Take it easy...
976
00:56:11,251 --> 00:56:12,917
Let's order some food.
977
00:56:13,209 --> 00:56:17,626
I want Spicy as hell hotpot,
red peppers all night.
978
00:56:18,667 --> 00:56:19,959
You like spicy food?
979
00:56:24,584 --> 00:56:27,167
This is how we do it.
980
00:56:28,292 --> 00:56:29,251
Bottoms up!
981
00:56:46,376 --> 00:56:50,251
My parents love spicy foods.
982
00:56:50,501 --> 00:56:53,542
I am alright, except for my...
983
00:56:53,834 --> 00:56:58,084
My gut...l need the toilet...
984
00:56:58,459 --> 00:56:59,459
Hurry.
985
00:57:06,626 --> 00:57:08,876
Damn. I left my wallet in the car.
986
00:57:08,876 --> 00:57:10,709
That's alright. I've saved it in my phone.
987
00:57:11,626 --> 00:57:13,834
Hurry up, what are you shitting chains?
988
00:57:14,209 --> 00:57:17,376
No, I am masturbating...l need time.
989
00:57:22,126 --> 00:57:25,959
Come on, don't...
990
00:57:27,667 --> 00:57:28,917
Calm down.
991
00:57:29,459 --> 00:57:32,417
The PC muscle is controlled by my brain.
992
00:57:32,417 --> 00:57:34,001
As long as my brain has control...
993
00:57:34,376 --> 00:57:38,042
If I don't want to take a dump, it stays in...
994
00:57:46,417 --> 00:57:48,292
Someone shit their pants...
995
00:57:49,709 --> 00:57:52,584
Sir, someone said you shit your pants.
996
00:57:53,542 --> 00:57:55,126
I didn't shit my pants.
997
00:57:55,126 --> 00:57:58,667
I was trying a new squatting position.
998
00:57:58,751 --> 00:58:00,501
May I borrow your phone?
999
00:58:02,626 --> 00:58:04,501
And get me a spoon.
1000
00:58:04,501 --> 00:58:06,667
I will scoop everything clean for you.
1001
00:58:07,084 --> 00:58:08,501
Hurry UP-
1002
00:58:15,542 --> 00:58:17,292
You wanker!
1003
00:58:20,584 --> 00:58:22,251
Director told me you shit your pants,
1004
00:58:22,334 --> 00:58:24,376
I brought you clothes.
1005
00:58:25,251 --> 00:58:26,501
What's with
1006
00:58:26,542 --> 00:58:29,167
the tissues?
1007
00:58:29,709 --> 00:58:32,084
I have allergies. Damn it.
1008
00:58:32,209 --> 00:58:34,209
I am sorry, Iron-Lin.
1009
00:58:35,334 --> 00:58:37,459
How could you forget
your own ID card number?
1010
00:58:37,459 --> 00:58:39,042
Damn it.
1011
00:58:43,501 --> 00:58:45,292
What stinks?
1012
00:59:01,167 --> 00:59:02,001
Where the hell did you go?
1013
00:59:03,251 --> 00:59:04,584
I prefer not to tell.
1014
00:59:04,584 --> 00:59:06,251
You must have met some homes.
1015
00:59:06,251 --> 00:59:09,042
Must have had fun,
you left my parents and me behind.
1016
00:59:09,042 --> 00:59:10,917
Do you even care how I feel?
1017
00:59:11,667 --> 00:59:13,751
You think I don't care?
1018
00:59:13,751 --> 00:59:17,292
I was there the whole time, I just left.
1019
00:59:17,292 --> 00:59:20,334
I told the waiter to tell you
that I wasn't in the washroom.
1020
00:59:20,584 --> 00:59:21,709
Why?
1021
00:59:23,542 --> 00:59:24,834
Do I have to say it?
1022
00:59:26,084 --> 00:59:27,542
Do you not want to tell me?
1023
00:59:27,542 --> 00:59:29,834
You were in another room picking up girls.
1024
00:59:29,876 --> 00:59:31,667
You had a booty call until now.
1025
00:59:35,626 --> 00:59:36,626
Chi-Ling Chow.
1026
00:59:37,417 --> 00:59:39,709
I broke my cherry
when I graduated from high school.
1027
00:59:40,376 --> 00:59:44,376
I haven't stopped picking up girls
until I met you.
1028
00:59:44,917 --> 00:59:46,376
Then I moved into your place.
1029
00:59:47,042 --> 00:59:50,751
58 days is the longest I have
gone without pussy.
1030
00:59:51,334 --> 00:59:52,959
If I screwed any other girls during this time,
1031
00:59:53,542 --> 00:59:55,292
then may God make me impotent
for the rest of my life.
1032
00:59:55,459 --> 00:59:56,667
Then why can't you tell?
1033
00:59:56,709 --> 00:59:57,959
Because I am an idiot.
1034
00:59:59,542 --> 01:00:02,542
I don't wanna screw any other girls,
so I put on a chastity belt.
1035
01:00:02,542 --> 01:00:03,667
Then nature called,
1036
01:00:03,709 --> 01:00:06,209
it was an emergency, I forgot my ID.
1037
01:00:06,709 --> 01:00:09,751
I called someone to break me out. By the time
he arrived, I shit my pants already.
1038
01:00:10,001 --> 01:00:12,042
Do you know the locksmith has allergies?
1039
01:00:12,376 --> 01:00:13,376
I shit my pants!
1040
01:00:16,417 --> 01:00:16,917
Why are you laughing?
1041
01:00:17,959 --> 01:00:20,459
I know you are telling the truth.
1042
01:00:21,042 --> 01:00:22,167
You knew everything?
1043
01:00:22,417 --> 01:00:25,334
You gave the waiter a hundred bucks
asking him not to tell me.
1044
01:00:25,626 --> 01:00:27,459
That bill was still stinky.
1045
01:00:27,459 --> 01:00:28,959
If I offer him a thousand,
1046
01:00:29,001 --> 01:00:30,084
do you think he would tell me?
1047
01:00:35,251 --> 01:00:37,042
You have been mocking me all along.
1048
01:00:37,876 --> 01:00:38,876
Can't take a joke?
1049
01:00:39,417 --> 01:00:41,292
Since I have moved in
1050
01:00:41,334 --> 01:00:43,959
you set this partition between us.
1051
01:00:44,209 --> 01:00:46,001
I am looking at you
through this partition every night.
1052
01:00:46,209 --> 01:00:47,167
Just like a kid
1053
01:00:47,209 --> 01:00:49,251
who is looking at goldfish
outside the fish shop.
1054
01:00:49,251 --> 01:00:50,501
I could only look but not touch.
1055
01:00:52,709 --> 01:00:53,709
I can hold out for you.
1056
01:00:54,459 --> 01:00:56,334
But you could at least be more supportive.
1057
01:00:56,334 --> 01:00:57,376
Rather than mocking me.
1058
01:00:58,292 --> 01:00:59,876
If I wasn't serious about you,
1059
01:01:00,209 --> 01:01:01,417
why would I do this?
1060
01:01:01,917 --> 01:01:02,876
Think again.
1061
01:01:27,001 --> 01:01:28,251
Hey.
1062
01:01:29,751 --> 01:01:31,209
Sorry.
1063
01:01:57,042 --> 01:01:58,417
Let's make love tonight.
1064
01:01:58,751 --> 01:02:00,917
Let's see how long can our relationship
can last after we do it?
1065
01:02:01,209 --> 01:02:02,084
May be we will be fine.
1066
01:02:05,001 --> 01:02:06,959
You dare me? No!
1067
01:02:07,459 --> 01:02:10,209
I am a player, but I always keep my word.
1068
01:02:10,459 --> 01:02:11,751
I still have 40 days to go.
1069
01:02:15,709 --> 01:02:16,917
Today is the 76th day.
1070
01:02:16,959 --> 01:02:19,084
Our relationship is getting stronger.
1071
01:02:19,251 --> 01:02:20,959
It could have become a habit.
1072
01:02:20,959 --> 01:02:23,001
I begin to think sex is not
as important anymore.
1073
01:02:24,501 --> 01:02:25,959
She also stopped spying on me.
1074
01:02:26,292 --> 01:02:29,292
I haven't noticed any stalkers following me.
1075
01:02:29,709 --> 01:02:32,584
But a larger challenge awaits.
1076
01:02:36,376 --> 01:02:38,126
Night shift at the clinic tonight,
I won't be home.
1077
01:02:38,126 --> 01:02:39,209
Enjoy yourself.
1078
01:02:39,334 --> 01:02:40,376
How about Big S and Small S?
1079
01:02:40,376 --> 01:02:42,001
They are going to play all night mahjong.
1080
01:02:42,001 --> 01:02:43,417
You are on your own,
you can go chase some tail.
1081
01:02:43,876 --> 01:02:44,459
Great idea!
1082
01:02:45,042 --> 01:02:45,334
What did you say?
1083
01:02:46,042 --> 01:02:48,251
Come on, 20 more days is a piece of cake.
1084
01:02:53,292 --> 01:02:53,876
Good for you.
1085
01:02:55,126 --> 01:02:55,834
- Bye.
- Bye.
1086
01:03:16,834 --> 01:03:17,626
Hello?
1087
01:03:17,626 --> 01:03:20,209
Carson Baby, I am Yoyo.
1088
01:03:20,209 --> 01:03:23,834
Yoyo? Yoyo Siu?
1089
01:03:23,834 --> 01:03:26,417
Yes, I miss you so much.
1090
01:03:26,417 --> 01:03:28,501
You haven't called me all this time.
1091
01:03:28,501 --> 01:03:29,959
I hurt my cock recently.
1092
01:03:29,959 --> 01:03:31,876
Haven't been using it.
1093
01:03:31,876 --> 01:03:35,751
I want to see you tonight. Come find me.
1094
01:03:37,042 --> 01:03:39,501
But, I...
1095
01:03:39,501 --> 01:03:42,834
I am at the stone house where that we had sex.
1096
01:03:43,376 --> 01:03:44,584
Come find me.
1097
01:03:44,584 --> 01:03:49,042
It's cold here, I want your arms around me.
1098
01:03:50,667 --> 01:03:52,126
Let me see.
1099
01:03:53,001 --> 01:03:55,709
Hello? Hello?
1100
01:03:59,209 --> 01:04:02,917
It will be dawn by the time
she returns gets home from work.
1101
01:04:14,251 --> 01:04:19,667
Oh, I am sleepy. I am going to bed.
1102
01:04:27,709 --> 01:04:30,084
This is the only place
that does not have a surveillance camera.
1103
01:04:47,501 --> 01:04:48,459
Taxi.
1104
01:05:11,501 --> 01:05:13,001
Excuse me, sir. We are closed.
1105
01:05:13,001 --> 01:05:15,459
Would you please treat him?
He is not feeling well.
1106
01:05:16,626 --> 01:05:17,917
Alright. Please wait.
1107
01:05:23,251 --> 01:05:25,542
Doctor, he vomited twice.
1108
01:05:25,542 --> 01:05:27,001
May be he ate something wrong.
1109
01:05:27,667 --> 01:05:31,376
I am not surprise if he did.
I have even seen dogs ingested a GI Joe.
1110
01:05:31,376 --> 01:05:33,042
Really?
1111
01:05:33,042 --> 01:05:33,709
His tummy is a little bloated.
1112
01:05:34,584 --> 01:05:36,709
Bad boy, Matthew.
1113
01:05:37,126 --> 01:05:39,584
Have you been a bad boy at home?
1114
01:05:39,584 --> 01:05:41,084
You look kind of familiar.
1115
01:05:41,126 --> 01:05:42,876
Are you a news anchor on TV?
1116
01:05:43,584 --> 01:05:44,209
No.
1117
01:05:45,542 --> 01:05:47,042
An injection should do the trick.
1118
01:05:47,042 --> 01:05:48,167
Thanks, Doctor.
1119
01:05:48,376 --> 01:05:49,501
This is your first time here?
1120
01:05:50,126 --> 01:05:52,959
Yes, Matthew's veterinarian is on vacation.
1121
01:05:52,959 --> 01:05:55,209
I found this clinic on the internet
and it is close to my place.
1122
01:05:55,209 --> 01:05:56,084
You live in Aberdeen?
1123
01:05:56,542 --> 01:05:58,042
No, Deep Water Bay.
1124
01:05:58,876 --> 01:06:00,042
A rich boy.
1125
01:06:09,334 --> 01:06:12,459
It's indigestion, he will be fine.
1126
01:06:12,459 --> 01:06:14,084
That's wonderful. Thank you, Doctor.
1127
01:06:14,084 --> 01:06:14,584
No problem.
1128
01:06:14,584 --> 01:06:17,209
You're fine, Matthew. You scared your papa.
1129
01:06:17,209 --> 01:06:18,542
Alright. Let's go home.
1130
01:06:18,542 --> 01:06:21,376
In walks a hot guy in the middle of the night.
1131
01:06:21,376 --> 01:06:23,501
The old me would have
picked you up right away
1132
01:06:23,501 --> 01:06:25,584
Now, nevermind.
1133
01:06:26,001 --> 01:06:27,959
But he does look familiar.
Where have I seen him before?
1134
01:06:38,709 --> 01:06:42,584
This is the most haunted house in Hong Kong.
1135
01:06:42,709 --> 01:06:45,376
Don't be scared, I am here with you.
1136
01:06:45,709 --> 01:06:47,501
Nothing will happen.
1137
01:06:48,876 --> 01:06:50,376
So you are Fat Tat Szeto?
1138
01:06:50,376 --> 01:06:52,459
I don't know you,
1139
01:06:52,459 --> 01:06:55,251
Why did you tell the magazine
that I was a bad Feng Shui master?
1140
01:06:57,542 --> 01:06:59,584
Haunted house tours!
1141
01:06:59,584 --> 01:07:02,751
You guys are idiots. Ghosts aren't real!
1142
01:07:05,709 --> 01:07:08,376
Man like him will run into trouble...
1143
01:07:16,459 --> 01:07:17,459
Yoyo!
1144
01:07:19,626 --> 01:07:20,959
Carson Baby is here.
1145
01:07:29,959 --> 01:07:31,709
Why don't you turn around?
1146
01:07:35,417 --> 01:07:37,542
I am putting my life at risk
1147
01:07:37,709 --> 01:07:39,251
to tell you that...
1148
01:07:39,459 --> 01:07:40,459
I have found my true love.
1149
01:07:42,042 --> 01:07:44,501
I have promised her
that I won't fool around with other girls.
1150
01:07:45,626 --> 01:07:47,959
But before we break up...
1151
01:07:48,959 --> 01:07:53,001
Let's make out once more?
1152
01:08:03,959 --> 01:08:06,376
Stop trying to scare me,
I won't sleep with you.
1153
01:08:06,626 --> 01:08:10,292
No cream of corn this time, what?
Lime jelly this time?
1154
01:08:15,709 --> 01:08:17,126
Ghost!
1155
01:08:30,167 --> 01:08:32,417
Ghost!
1156
01:08:33,209 --> 01:08:37,626
I told you he will run into trouble.
1157
01:08:47,584 --> 01:08:49,542
Trouble has found me!
1158
01:08:58,459 --> 01:08:59,334
Hello, Doctor.
1159
01:08:59,334 --> 01:09:00,126
Hello.
1160
01:09:00,501 --> 01:09:01,667
I forgot to ask
1161
01:09:01,709 --> 01:09:03,959
if Matthew needs a second consult?
1162
01:09:03,959 --> 01:09:04,917
You waited all this time
1163
01:09:04,959 --> 01:09:06,376
to ask me that?
1164
01:09:06,917 --> 01:09:08,751
No need. He will be fine.
1165
01:09:08,751 --> 01:09:11,209
Anything happens, please call me.
1166
01:09:11,209 --> 01:09:12,251
I am Chi-Ling.
1167
01:09:12,251 --> 01:09:14,167
Chi-Ling, hello.
1168
01:09:15,876 --> 01:09:17,126
This is my name card.
1169
01:09:19,042 --> 01:09:23,126
Daniel Lee? Lee...
1170
01:09:23,709 --> 01:09:26,959
That's why you look so familiar.
I've seen you on TV.
1171
01:09:27,084 --> 01:09:29,417
Yes, my dad doesn't like to attend
those investors' conferences.
1172
01:09:29,417 --> 01:09:31,042
I help out when I can.
1173
01:09:31,167 --> 01:09:33,167
But I don't quite like to be on TV either.
1174
01:09:33,167 --> 01:09:34,501
You are quite handsome.
1175
01:09:35,001 --> 01:09:37,167
Thank you. Are you going home?
1176
01:09:37,501 --> 01:09:38,834
I can give you a ride.
1177
01:09:48,167 --> 01:09:49,167
Let's go.
1178
01:09:58,376 --> 01:09:59,376
Thank you.
1179
01:09:59,501 --> 01:10:00,917
Can I walk you to your place?
1180
01:10:01,001 --> 01:10:02,126
It's OK.
1181
01:10:02,292 --> 01:10:04,334
Walk you to your door? Promise.
1182
01:10:04,584 --> 01:10:05,459
OK.
1183
01:10:09,251 --> 01:10:11,001
Trouble has found
1184
01:10:11,042 --> 01:10:13,042
its way home to me.
1185
01:10:13,042 --> 01:10:15,459
If I get home after her, real trouble starts.
1186
01:10:37,626 --> 01:10:38,876
- Nobody.
- Right.
1187
01:10:59,501 --> 01:11:01,042
It stops every floor?
1188
01:11:22,751 --> 01:11:24,042
Again.
1189
01:11:24,501 --> 01:11:26,209
Do you think it's a ghost?
1190
01:11:26,709 --> 01:11:28,417
There is no ghost in the world.
1191
01:11:29,459 --> 01:11:33,001
That's right. The Lee's are so powerful.
Even ghosts stay away from you.
1192
01:11:35,751 --> 01:11:37,751
Yes!
1193
01:12:10,334 --> 01:12:11,292
Thank you.
1194
01:12:15,292 --> 01:12:16,917
Sorry. I have a boyfriend.
1195
01:12:18,417 --> 01:12:21,292
It's alright. We can be friends.
1196
01:12:22,417 --> 01:12:25,501
Thanks for tonight. I will buy you dinner.
1197
01:12:25,667 --> 01:12:27,126
Sure call me.
1198
01:12:27,126 --> 01:12:29,251
OK, bye.
1199
01:13:16,251 --> 01:13:18,834
Luckily Chi-Ling didn't catch me coming back.
1200
01:13:19,001 --> 01:13:22,251
But who the hell is the loser
that gave her a ride home?
1201
01:13:22,584 --> 01:13:26,417
I have been holding out,
she has been putting out?
1202
01:13:36,042 --> 01:13:37,626
Is he really Daniel Lee?
1203
01:13:37,709 --> 01:13:41,209
Hot bachelor. He's not into me?
1204
01:13:41,584 --> 01:13:44,584
What if he is? What should I do then?
1205
01:13:45,042 --> 01:13:46,417
I have asked Carson to wait for 100 days...
1206
01:13:46,542 --> 01:13:48,376
If I like screw someone else,
that's just too damn mean.
1207
01:13:58,834 --> 01:14:00,417
The night passed without incident.
1208
01:14:00,542 --> 01:14:03,876
I almost forgot about the need for sex.
1209
01:14:03,917 --> 01:14:05,126
We just dry kiss sometimes,
1210
01:14:05,167 --> 01:14:07,084
never French
1211
01:14:07,084 --> 01:14:09,001
Soon 3 months will pass.
1212
01:14:09,167 --> 01:14:12,001
Today is the 92nd day.
1213
01:14:12,167 --> 01:14:15,459
We are celebrating
two things tonight...First...
1214
01:14:15,459 --> 01:14:19,501
My film,
"Punani! Simon King's search for Lynn's Pussy"
1215
01:14:19,834 --> 01:14:21,959
is officially released...
1216
01:14:25,042 --> 01:14:26,084
The second thing...
1217
01:14:26,084 --> 01:14:28,876
is for our great buddy Carson.
1218
01:14:28,917 --> 01:14:30,959
He has stayed without sex for 92 days.
1219
01:14:31,042 --> 01:14:32,126
One more week
1220
01:14:32,167 --> 01:14:34,376
he will be back in the sack!
1221
01:14:34,376 --> 01:14:36,667
Cheers.
1222
01:14:36,667 --> 01:14:39,959
Congratulations!
1223
01:14:44,334 --> 01:14:46,001
Actually, my success today
1224
01:14:46,876 --> 01:14:48,876
is all because of Chi-Ling.
1225
01:14:49,376 --> 01:14:52,001
Before her, I used to need 3 times a night.
1226
01:14:52,251 --> 01:14:55,001
But if you ever see Chi-Ling
without her make up on...
1227
01:14:57,167 --> 01:14:58,542
Behave yourself.
1228
01:14:59,501 --> 01:15:02,126
Then you would want it at lease 10 times.
1229
01:15:04,167 --> 01:15:08,209
If I can hold out for 100 days...
1230
01:15:08,542 --> 01:15:10,751
and I will be able to spend
the rest of my life with this person,
1231
01:15:12,209 --> 01:15:13,459
Then why the hell not?
1232
01:15:13,542 --> 01:15:16,542
Marry her...
1233
01:15:17,209 --> 01:15:18,251
I have my plan.
1234
01:15:18,501 --> 01:15:22,042
In order to celebrate
our special 100th day anniversary
1235
01:15:22,167 --> 01:15:24,334
I have decided to go to a hotel
1236
01:15:24,542 --> 01:15:26,876
and throw a party together.
How does it sound?
1237
01:15:26,959 --> 01:15:28,959
Great!
1238
01:15:28,959 --> 01:15:30,626
Marry her!
1239
01:15:30,834 --> 01:15:32,626
I won't get married yet...
1240
01:15:33,001 --> 01:15:34,209
But we will get engaged.
1241
01:15:36,417 --> 01:15:37,709
Hello.
1242
01:16:01,042 --> 01:16:01,876
Hi.
1243
01:16:02,209 --> 01:16:03,334
How are you?
1244
01:16:03,542 --> 01:16:04,709
Great, how about you?
1245
01:16:05,042 --> 01:16:07,251
I work in Ping-An Insurance.
1246
01:16:11,876 --> 01:16:13,209
Ping-An Insurance?
1247
01:16:13,584 --> 01:16:16,251
A peace of mind for you and mine...
1248
01:16:17,167 --> 01:16:19,501
I heard that you are a Feng Shui master?
1249
01:16:19,834 --> 01:16:22,334
Just swindling to earn a living.
1250
01:16:24,751 --> 01:16:25,917
I miss you a lot.
1251
01:16:27,376 --> 01:16:28,251
Me too.
1252
01:16:28,917 --> 01:16:30,501
Let's catch up when we have time.
1253
01:16:31,584 --> 01:16:33,209
I still haven't treated you to a movie.
1254
01:16:34,001 --> 01:16:35,834
I better get going.
1255
01:16:42,251 --> 01:16:43,417
Who is she?
1256
01:16:44,751 --> 01:16:45,959
Sells insurance...
1257
01:16:46,042 --> 01:16:48,459
Oh, Karen Ho.
1258
01:16:50,042 --> 01:16:52,959
Everyone is partying with us!
1259
01:16:53,626 --> 01:16:56,167
It doesn't matter. As long as you are happy.
1260
01:17:03,292 --> 01:17:05,167
The rooms are yours it's not a mistake.
1261
01:17:05,376 --> 01:17:07,042
You got it all wrong...
1262
01:17:07,042 --> 01:17:07,876
What is it?
1263
01:17:08,292 --> 01:17:11,417
He gave us 18 suites.
1264
01:17:11,417 --> 01:17:14,126
Yours is a presidential suite.
Who is paying for that?
1265
01:17:14,126 --> 01:17:15,209
There's gotta be a mistake.
1266
01:17:15,376 --> 01:17:17,584
Miss, it's alright.
1267
01:17:17,584 --> 01:17:18,626
This is our boss' instruction.
1268
01:17:18,626 --> 01:17:21,001
To upgrade the rooms
for Miss Chi-Ling and her friends.
1269
01:17:21,584 --> 01:17:22,917
Who is your boss?
1270
01:17:23,292 --> 01:17:23,917
It's me.
1271
01:17:23,917 --> 01:17:24,917
Boss.
1272
01:17:25,501 --> 01:17:26,417
Hello.
1273
01:17:26,751 --> 01:17:27,501
Hello.
1274
01:17:27,501 --> 01:17:28,876
I know you are throwing a party here today.
1275
01:17:29,251 --> 01:17:31,209
Sol have asked the manager
to upgrade your rooms.
1276
01:17:31,542 --> 01:17:32,376
Thank you.
1277
01:17:32,459 --> 01:17:34,584
Hi, what a coincidence.
1278
01:17:34,667 --> 01:17:36,417
- Oh yeah, what a coincidence.
- Yes.
1279
01:17:36,417 --> 01:17:37,959
Mr. Daniel Lee.
1280
01:17:38,542 --> 01:17:40,042
My “and, Carson.
1281
01:17:40,042 --> 01:17:42,251
Oh, Mr. Lee. This is my fianc?e.
1282
01:17:42,959 --> 01:17:44,709
I have treated Mr. Lee's dog before.
1283
01:17:45,084 --> 01:17:46,417
Your bastard?
1284
01:17:46,501 --> 01:17:48,292
No, it's a small doggie.
1285
01:17:48,834 --> 01:17:50,251
Please enjoy yourselves here.
1286
01:17:50,251 --> 01:17:53,042
I have asked the manager
to comp your champagne. Enjoy.
1287
01:17:53,042 --> 01:17:53,709
Thank you.
1288
01:17:53,709 --> 01:17:55,501
- Bye.
- Bye.
1289
01:18:03,084 --> 01:18:06,834
Daniel Lee is the hottest bachelor in the town.
1290
01:18:06,834 --> 01:18:07,959
That I know.
1291
01:18:07,959 --> 01:18:10,542
I heard that his girlfriend is a music diva.
1292
01:18:13,001 --> 01:18:17,459
See me fly, I'm singing in the sky.
1293
01:18:19,042 --> 01:18:23,292
Why didn't you introduce us? Shame on you.
1294
01:18:23,292 --> 01:18:25,042
We only met once.
1295
01:18:25,376 --> 01:18:27,126
Why didn't you tell us?
1296
01:18:27,709 --> 01:18:29,417
He brought his dog in for a consultation.
1297
01:18:29,459 --> 01:18:31,501
Then he gave me a ride home.
1298
01:18:31,584 --> 01:18:32,626
That's great
1299
01:18:33,042 --> 01:18:34,126
I am mad now.
1300
01:18:35,292 --> 01:18:37,084
Nevermind, let's go have fun.
1301
01:18:37,917 --> 01:18:39,917
He is so hot.
1302
01:18:40,167 --> 01:18:43,167
I doubt they have had intercourse
1303
01:18:43,417 --> 01:18:44,834
But I can't say for sure if they have kissed
1304
01:18:44,876 --> 01:18:46,959
or had popping candy blow jobs.
1305
01:18:47,709 --> 01:18:49,042
Blow job?
1306
01:18:49,251 --> 01:18:52,417
Your father owns half of Hong Kong so what!
1307
01:18:52,709 --> 01:18:54,459
A billionaire so what!
1308
01:18:54,709 --> 01:18:56,376
But your sperm count
1309
01:18:56,417 --> 01:18:58,251
hasn't hit 100 million yet.
1310
01:18:58,709 --> 01:19:01,542
How about this, you should negotiate a trade.
1311
01:19:02,042 --> 01:19:04,376
Cristiano Ronaldo and Chi-Ling both
have great "ball" skills
1312
01:19:04,376 --> 01:19:06,626
His transfer is worth 100 million pounds.
1313
01:19:06,667 --> 01:19:07,876
Give it some thought.
1314
01:19:08,209 --> 01:19:12,251
@#$°/0*(*!*&*~>/0$°/o
1315
01:19:15,001 --> 01:19:17,042
A 18-word swear combo.
1316
01:19:17,042 --> 01:19:19,667
This will become
my movies' great line of dialogue
1317
01:19:19,959 --> 01:19:21,417
Would that be in Category Ill?
1318
01:19:21,417 --> 01:19:22,584
It's in the super category.
1319
01:19:24,542 --> 01:19:26,042
Carson.
1320
01:19:27,417 --> 01:19:29,542
What a coincidence. What are you doing here?
1321
01:19:29,709 --> 01:19:30,876
I came with my two school mates.
1322
01:19:31,584 --> 01:19:34,334
We come for a meeting
and we are done for the day.
1323
01:19:34,376 --> 01:19:35,292
Are you free?
1324
01:19:35,501 --> 01:19:36,584
Karen Ho!
1325
01:19:38,542 --> 01:19:40,334
Why do you guys look so old?
1326
01:19:40,542 --> 01:19:43,584
That's not true...
1327
01:19:44,167 --> 01:19:46,501
I have your number. Give you a call later.
1328
01:19:46,626 --> 01:19:48,542
OK, give me a call later then.
1329
01:19:48,626 --> 01:19:50,709
- Bye.
- Bye.
1330
01:19:52,417 --> 01:19:53,959
Someone is gonna get some...
1331
01:19:54,417 --> 01:19:57,042
The old one shows up
before you trade in your new one.
1332
01:19:57,042 --> 01:19:59,084
You are a busy man.
1333
01:19:59,626 --> 01:20:01,334
This is fate.
1334
01:20:01,917 --> 01:20:05,542
When God wants to make you crazy,
he first makes you horny.
1335
01:20:05,626 --> 01:20:08,042
Wong Jing said, men have wants
1336
01:20:08,042 --> 01:20:10,959
Sex...More sex...then lots more sex
1337
01:20:11,292 --> 01:20:13,292
Yet I have no idea who Wong Jing is.
1338
01:20:16,876 --> 01:20:20,834
We should be enjoying ourselves tonight.
It's a bachelor party.
1339
01:20:20,834 --> 01:20:24,542
Look at these hotties? They are all in bikinis.
1340
01:20:25,417 --> 01:20:27,542
But they can have their fun...
1341
01:20:27,917 --> 01:20:30,834
My heart is all over the place.
Usually, it is only filled with one person.
1342
01:20:31,084 --> 01:20:34,251
But tonight, it is filled with two.
1343
01:20:34,834 --> 01:20:36,917
It's overcrowded
that I have no place for myself.
1344
01:20:52,084 --> 01:20:53,042
Carson.
1345
01:20:53,042 --> 01:20:53,542
Oh?
1346
01:20:54,042 --> 01:20:56,542
I heard that you were here.
1347
01:20:57,084 --> 01:20:57,709
Really?
1348
01:20:57,751 --> 01:20:59,292
You don't like me anymore?
1349
01:20:59,292 --> 01:21:00,376
No, of course I do.
1350
01:21:00,834 --> 01:21:02,417
Why don't you go have fun.
1351
01:21:02,542 --> 01:21:05,709
I am on my period and I forgot my tampons.
1352
01:21:05,709 --> 01:21:08,334
I don't wanna pollute the pool, so...
1353
01:21:08,334 --> 01:21:11,042
Did I scare you?
Is it why you are talking funny?
1354
01:21:11,584 --> 01:21:12,334
I will leave then...
1355
01:21:20,167 --> 01:21:21,376
Oh, what a coincidence.
1356
01:21:22,126 --> 01:21:24,001
It's destiny!
1357
01:21:24,001 --> 01:21:25,334
Will you be my girl?
1358
01:21:26,042 --> 01:21:29,251
Sure. I have been waiting for you to say it.
1359
01:21:33,292 --> 01:21:35,501
Karen, I...
1360
01:21:37,501 --> 01:21:40,126
You don't need to say anything, follow me.
1361
01:21:45,126 --> 01:21:46,501
I didn't see anything...
1362
01:22:16,584 --> 01:22:17,459
You are?
1363
01:22:26,917 --> 01:22:28,042
This is for you.
1364
01:22:30,584 --> 01:22:31,376
Thank you.
1365
01:22:32,209 --> 01:22:33,001
You feel bored?
1366
01:22:33,417 --> 01:22:34,209
No.
1367
01:22:34,376 --> 01:22:35,126
I wanna show you something.
1368
01:22:41,126 --> 01:22:43,167
Hey, she is leaving with someone.
1369
01:22:43,584 --> 01:22:46,084
Just enjoy ourselves. I didn't see anything.
1370
01:22:53,917 --> 01:22:56,292
I can't imagine that I will see you again.
1371
01:22:57,292 --> 01:23:00,001
It is destiny.
1372
01:23:07,584 --> 01:23:10,126
When my dad broke your legs...
1373
01:23:10,667 --> 01:23:12,292
I wanted so bad
1374
01:23:12,334 --> 01:23:13,834
to make it up to you.
1375
01:23:14,042 --> 01:23:15,959
You want me to break your legs back?
1376
01:23:16,834 --> 01:23:20,376
I promised you that
we would have a movie date.
1377
01:23:20,959 --> 01:23:22,042
I remember.
1378
01:23:23,001 --> 01:23:25,917
I know at that time, Thirteen, Jingo and you
1379
01:23:25,917 --> 01:23:28,626
Spent a thousand bucks
and made a movie for me
1380
01:23:28,626 --> 01:23:30,292
And hoped it would make me happy.
1381
01:23:30,292 --> 01:23:32,001
I am not sure if you can still find it?
1382
01:23:32,167 --> 01:23:33,542
The disc disappeared a long time ago.
1383
01:23:33,626 --> 01:23:34,542
No.
1384
01:23:35,251 --> 01:23:37,917
Jingo was penniless
when he went to the US for film school.
1385
01:23:38,501 --> 01:23:40,584
So he posted the movie onto eBay for sale.
1386
01:23:41,042 --> 01:23:43,876
After I found it, I spent USD10 to buy it.
1387
01:23:44,626 --> 01:23:45,459
Oh no!
1388
01:23:55,626 --> 01:23:56,751
Cut.
1389
01:23:57,376 --> 01:24:00,126
No! that's not right, you have to express...
1390
01:24:00,126 --> 01:24:02,001
That kind of my heart
1391
01:24:02,042 --> 01:24:03,667
will go on mood.
1392
01:24:03,667 --> 01:24:06,376
Her heart is leaving her behind...
1393
01:24:06,376 --> 01:24:07,334
What should I do?
1394
01:24:07,667 --> 01:24:09,001
Cup her tits...furiously!
1395
01:24:10,376 --> 01:24:14,084
Grab with both hands, you are the king.
Grab him.
1396
01:24:14,959 --> 01:24:15,834
Put some effort into it.
1397
01:24:17,126 --> 01:24:19,042
I am the king of the world!
1398
01:24:19,292 --> 01:24:20,209
Yeah...
1399
01:24:21,751 --> 01:24:22,709
Carson.
1400
01:24:24,376 --> 01:24:26,459
I know that you are getting engaged tomorrow.
1401
01:24:26,834 --> 01:24:28,876
I am returning to Shanghai in a few days.
1402
01:24:30,584 --> 01:24:34,042
I don't wanna let you go tonight.
1403
01:24:35,459 --> 01:24:39,001
After tonight, I will pretend nothing happened.
1404
01:24:39,834 --> 01:24:44,001
You get engaged. I will stay in Shanghai.
1405
01:24:45,167 --> 01:24:46,209
That's an awesome deal.
1406
01:24:48,001 --> 01:24:49,209
Then“.
1407
01:24:50,251 --> 01:24:52,209
You will remember me forever.
1408
01:25:07,376 --> 01:25:08,876
Why are there fireworks all of a sudden?
1409
01:25:10,376 --> 01:25:10,876
Because of you.
1410
01:25:12,001 --> 01:25:12,959
Me?
1411
01:25:13,376 --> 01:25:15,459
I would like to give you
an unforgettable night.
1412
01:25:17,959 --> 01:25:19,292
You planned this?
1413
01:25:21,459 --> 01:25:23,876
There was only one week. Time was tight.
1414
01:25:24,584 --> 01:25:28,417
The whole team flew from Germany.
They haven't slept in days.
1415
01:25:32,834 --> 01:25:35,251
I can't accept this, this is too much.
1416
01:25:35,751 --> 01:25:38,542
Actually, it is not just because of you.
1417
01:25:38,876 --> 01:25:40,042
It is also for myself.
1418
01:25:41,167 --> 01:25:44,417
I only have one day to court you.
1419
01:25:45,292 --> 01:25:47,042
You have been with him for three months.
1420
01:25:47,334 --> 01:25:48,834
If I can't be with you today,
1421
01:25:49,709 --> 01:25:51,376
then I won't have a chance ever again.
1422
01:25:53,084 --> 01:25:54,417
You want to be with me?
1423
01:25:55,917 --> 01:25:58,709
Yes, very much.
1424
01:26:01,042 --> 01:26:04,959
My dad urges me to get married.
He wants a grandson.
1425
01:26:06,042 --> 01:26:08,626
I tried, I really did, but no such luck.
1426
01:26:09,292 --> 01:26:12,709
Until that night. That night...
1427
01:26:14,459 --> 01:26:16,292
when I saw you treating Matthew,
1428
01:26:18,001 --> 01:26:18,917
I fell for you.
1429
01:26:20,084 --> 01:26:21,626
I would like you to marry me.
1430
01:26:28,209 --> 01:26:30,001
I have never given a ring to any girl.
1431
01:26:30,876 --> 01:26:31,709
I hope you'd like it.
1432
01:26:33,292 --> 01:26:34,417
Would you marry me?
1433
01:26:37,417 --> 01:26:39,042
Hurry. Hurry.
1434
01:26:39,042 --> 01:26:41,417
Let me see. Fix your hair girls...
1435
01:26:46,459 --> 01:26:47,667
Promise me.
1436
01:26:58,584 --> 01:27:01,542
Honey, is it a baby boy or a baby girl?
1437
01:27:01,542 --> 01:27:02,667
Twin girls...
1438
01:27:03,417 --> 01:27:07,292
Girls again? Let's just get an abortion.
1439
01:27:07,959 --> 01:27:10,292
I am at the 7 months in...
Why didn't you tell me earlier?
1440
01:27:11,834 --> 01:27:14,209
Fine, let's take a picture.
1441
01:27:22,626 --> 01:27:26,042
We are from two separate worlds.
I am not your type.
1442
01:27:26,126 --> 01:27:27,292
We could try.
1443
01:27:28,042 --> 01:27:29,251
I don't wanna have kids.
1444
01:27:30,001 --> 01:27:31,626
This is a deal breaker.
1445
01:27:32,667 --> 01:27:37,042
I am not greedy,
I am satisfied with that silly chubby guy.
1446
01:27:38,251 --> 01:27:39,542
Thanks for your fireworks and reception.
1447
01:27:42,459 --> 01:27:44,667
If anything happens to your dog,
feel free to find me.
1448
01:27:51,709 --> 01:27:54,959
Best wishes to you both.
1449
01:27:56,001 --> 01:27:57,334
Sure.
1450
01:28:15,251 --> 01:28:16,167
Hello?
1451
01:28:16,626 --> 01:28:17,876
Where are you?
1452
01:28:18,001 --> 01:28:19,626
Where am I?
1453
01:28:19,709 --> 01:28:21,459
I felt bored at the pool.
1454
01:28:21,501 --> 01:28:24,042
I came out for a cigarette.
1455
01:28:24,042 --> 01:28:24,876
Alone?
1456
01:28:27,084 --> 01:28:28,417
Of course I'm alone.
1457
01:28:33,042 --> 01:28:35,334
Then go to bed earlier. See you tomorrow.
1458
01:28:35,626 --> 01:28:36,626
I love you.
1459
01:28:38,917 --> 01:28:40,417
You bastard.
1460
01:28:40,417 --> 01:28:43,459
You can't even hold out for a few hours.
You are dead meat.
1461
01:28:44,376 --> 01:28:45,501
I am leaving.
1462
01:28:53,876 --> 01:28:57,459
Today is the 100th day. The day finally comes.
1463
01:28:57,626 --> 01:28:58,834
When Chi-Ling arrives,
1464
01:28:59,001 --> 01:29:00,084
the lawyer will host the engagement ceremony.
1465
01:29:01,084 --> 01:29:02,876
Then we can shag all night.
1466
01:29:16,584 --> 01:29:19,042
Congratulations. You can have sex finally.
1467
01:29:19,542 --> 01:29:20,751
- Thank you.
- She's cumming.
1468
01:29:20,751 --> 01:29:22,417
Yes.
1469
01:29:37,042 --> 01:29:38,792
Before the engagement ceremony begins,
1470
01:29:38,876 --> 01:29:39,917
let's show everyone a video clip.
1471
01:29:39,917 --> 01:29:42,251
To witness their 100-days of love.
1472
01:30:28,084 --> 01:30:30,084
Boss, I got something to show you.
1473
01:30:48,251 --> 01:30:49,042
What is it?
1474
01:30:49,709 --> 01:30:52,084
We extracted it from the surveillance cameras.
1475
01:30:52,251 --> 01:30:53,501
The editing was quite good.
1476
01:30:54,001 --> 01:30:55,001
Who told you to do that?
1477
01:30:55,001 --> 01:30:57,001
I did it for you.
1478
01:30:57,334 --> 01:30:58,251
You...
1479
01:31:01,501 --> 01:31:04,042
No, I can explain.
1480
01:31:04,459 --> 01:31:06,334
Ladies and gentlemen,
I would like to announce.
1481
01:31:07,334 --> 01:31:11,626
I, Chi-Ling Chow will not be
getting engage today
1482
01:31:16,126 --> 01:31:18,501
But I have decided to marry him right away.
1483
01:31:28,542 --> 01:31:29,584
How could this happen?
1484
01:31:37,459 --> 01:31:41,334
Hello, I am Carson's school mate.
I am Karen Ho.
1485
01:31:42,292 --> 01:31:43,751
Hello. I am Chi-Ling.
1486
01:31:44,251 --> 01:31:45,876
You have met an awesome guy.
1487
01:31:45,959 --> 01:31:47,001
Please cherish him.
1488
01:31:48,542 --> 01:31:49,584
How awesome?
1489
01:31:50,209 --> 01:31:52,292
Awesome in bed may be!
1490
01:31:52,876 --> 01:31:55,917
No sex for 99 days.
It's normal to be a bit aggressive.
1491
01:31:56,042 --> 01:31:57,334
You got us wrong.
1492
01:31:57,376 --> 01:31:58,959
Nothing happened last night.
1493
01:31:59,376 --> 01:32:01,542
I saw him walking out
1494
01:32:01,584 --> 01:32:02,834
from your room last night.
1495
01:32:03,001 --> 01:32:05,834
He used to like me
1496
01:32:05,876 --> 01:32:07,376
but I didn't like him.
1497
01:32:07,376 --> 01:32:09,001
Then I went to the US.
1498
01:32:09,042 --> 01:32:10,751
I bumped into him twice.
1499
01:32:10,751 --> 01:32:12,126
I thought it was destiny.
1500
01:32:12,417 --> 01:32:14,834
I just wanna save
some sweet memories for myself.
1501
01:32:19,834 --> 01:32:23,126
Everyone will die sooner or later.
Be courageous.
1502
01:32:23,126 --> 01:32:26,501
God loves the world.
He even sacrificed his only son...
1503
01:32:26,501 --> 01:32:30,042
The revolution is yet to be successful.
Continue your hard work, comrades
1504
01:32:31,042 --> 01:32:31,917
What are you doing?
1505
01:32:31,917 --> 01:32:35,167
When I find myself being an asshole.
1506
01:32:35,334 --> 01:32:38,876
I just recite words from famous people...
for some hope.
1507
01:32:38,917 --> 01:32:40,126
What do you mean?
1508
01:32:42,376 --> 01:32:45,334
I know I will regret this but...
1509
01:32:45,334 --> 01:32:47,042
I cannot have sex with you tonight
1510
01:32:51,001 --> 01:32:54,334
I have been a scum most of my life.
1511
01:32:55,626 --> 01:32:57,209
I am cheating on girls every single day.
1512
01:32:58,834 --> 01:33:01,001
But this time I have promised Chi-Ling that
1513
01:33:01,001 --> 01:33:04,334
I can't have sex with her
or any other woman for 100 days.
1514
01:33:06,292 --> 01:33:11,251
I really wanna keep the promise.
I don't wanna let her down.
1515
01:33:13,001 --> 01:33:14,417
So I must let you down.
1516
01:33:25,251 --> 01:33:29,042
You are such an awesome guy.
I really envy her.
1517
01:33:31,042 --> 01:33:31,751
Thank you.
1518
01:33:35,084 --> 01:33:35,959
Really?
1519
01:33:36,959 --> 01:33:38,709
I don't need to lie to you.
1520
01:33:38,709 --> 01:33:41,376
I truly think he is an awesome man.
1521
01:33:41,376 --> 01:33:43,584
So I came here to give you my best wishes.
1522
01:33:47,376 --> 01:33:48,667
I wish you two happily ever after.
1523
01:33:50,042 --> 01:33:51,042
Thank you.
1524
01:34:18,376 --> 01:34:20,667
Pack your stuff, you are fired!
1525
01:34:33,209 --> 01:34:34,167
Why are you crying?
1526
01:34:34,167 --> 01:34:40,001
I was so scared just now.
I thought you were going to dump me.
1527
01:34:40,001 --> 01:34:42,251
I won't let you off the hook that easy.
1528
01:34:43,251 --> 01:34:46,376
Hello, I am Daniel Lee.
1529
01:34:46,376 --> 01:34:48,001
I'm Karen Ho. Hello.
1530
01:34:53,126 --> 01:34:54,376
Forget them...
1531
01:34:57,126 --> 01:34:58,834
To commemorate our first time
1532
01:34:58,834 --> 01:35:01,584
We have decided not to make love
at Daniel Lee's territory.
1533
01:35:02,459 --> 01:35:03,834
But to make it at home.
1534
01:35:04,376 --> 01:35:05,584
You are dead meat.
1535
01:35:43,876 --> 01:35:44,542
Are you alright?
1536
01:35:45,542 --> 01:35:47,501
I broke my cock again!
1537
01:35:48,459 --> 01:35:49,834
So we have to wait for another 200 days?
1538
01:35:50,334 --> 01:35:52,376
More I think...
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