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(all chanting)
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Hey, hey, hey, y'all,
wait up, hold on.
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Hold on.
Listen up. Listen up.
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- Yeah.
- Come on, man.
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Y'all ready for this?
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(all) Yeah!
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That's right, y'all.
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'cause you know what?
We only get one chance.
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(all cheering)
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Let's leave it all
on the field today.
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(all cheering)
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No doubt.
We gon' give 'em something
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they can remember.
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(all)
Yeah.
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Yeah, let's do this.
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Ah!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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We unstoppable!
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- Ah.
- (all) Yeah!
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But this is what
we worked for, y'all.
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(all cheering)
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It's time to handle
our business.
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Oh, we're number one
up in here.
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(all shouting)
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We the best of the best,
of the best, of the best.
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(all) Oh!
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Don't never let nobody
tell you different.
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Failure is not an option.
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(all) Oh!
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We gon' show 'em that
we're the best that ever was.
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(all shouting)
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Whoo!
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This is our time.
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This is our moment.
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Nah.
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We can't let nobody take this
away from us.
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(all shouting)
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We a team, y'all.
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We got to do this together.
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(grunting)
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Okay. I ain't never had
no family like this, y'all.
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(grunts)
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Y'all's my family.
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(grunts)
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Y'all my brothers forever.
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You know I got
your back, y'all!
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And I know y'all got mine.
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(grunting)
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(all) Whoa!
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We taking this all the way
to the Super Bowl, y'all.
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This is our year.
That's right.
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This is our destiny.
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(tense music)
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What?
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(all coughing)
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(suspenseful music)
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Let's keep doing like
we been doing all season.
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If we do
what we was trained to do...
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can't nobody stop us.
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(ominous music)
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(on phone) We can do anything
we set our minds to.
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(sword hits floor)
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(whimpering)
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(timer beeping)
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(classical music)
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(loud explosion)
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Play this game like it's
the last game of your lives.
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(haunting Western music)
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Sync & corrections by dwigt
addic7ed.com
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(whistling)
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Hm.
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You know,
let me ask you a question.
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Sure.
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When you fart...
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Mm-hmm.
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Why don't we just call that
a butt queef?
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You know what I mean?
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Instead of calling...
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And then, you know,
the sound that comes out of...
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- There was a--
- the vagina, why would we not--
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- like, a 45 minute silence.
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And then that's
the first question?
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I just wanted to know.
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Where do we get
that word from?
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I mean, how's that
gotten past everybody?
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Okay.
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This is beyond the pale, sir.
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(haunting Western music)
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(speaking indistinctly)
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(militaristic music)
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- Hillary.
- Mr. President.
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It's always good to see you.
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I pretended to like you
for seven years.
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You remember my anger
translator, Luther.
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Good to see you,
too, Mr. President.
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My hatred for you
is a pure force of nature
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that is gonna move me
onward to my destiny.
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And this is my anger translator,
Savannah.
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I trust you've been busy.
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Bet your arms are tired
from stabbing me in the back
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on the campaign trail.
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Saying you don't like
my foreign policy?
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What the [bleep], woman?
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You wrote the damn policy!
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[bleep].
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Well, you know how it is
to campaign for president.
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You know how
this [bleep] works.
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You do whatever you got to do
to get your ass elected.
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And right now, you are the dead
skunk I got to step over.
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Should be smooth sailing
to the nominations.
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Even you couldn't [bleep] it up
against these assholes.
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Well, it's too early to say,
of course.
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I got this job locked down.
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Unless something terrible
happens,
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like you campaigning for me.
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Oh, that's b--Mm.
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Oh, I got a feeling
that come 2016,
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you and Bill will be back
in the White House.
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Yeah, and you're gonna
be busy as [bleep]
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doing all the work 'cause I know
you're gonna fire them interns.
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What?
(imitates explosion)
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Well, I appreciate having you
as an ally, of course.
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Eight years ago
I had a lock on this job,
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until you showed up
out of nowhere.
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- Mm.
- And you stole it from me
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when you knew damn well
it was my turn.
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You think I ate all that
[bleep], standing there smiling
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next to my pussy-hound husband,
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so I could turn around
and become Secretary of State?
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Guess again, mother[bleep].
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You got my job
and I'm gonna get it back.
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And it's not gonna be easy
because you screwed the pooch
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six ways to Sunday.
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Folks just a soon vote
for a skinned possum
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as a Democrat.
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But that's okay.
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'cause I'm gon' do it.
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I'm gonna win
this [bleep] election.
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And I am gonna bury you
and every goddamn man
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who ever stood in my way.
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- Savannah, take it down a bit.
- And 2016 is gonna--
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What is wrong with you, girl?
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You are embarrassing
the future president
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of the United States of America.
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Have a little class.
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It's always good to speak
with you, Hillary.
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You a nasty-ass bitch.
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Nice to talk to you, Barack.
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[bleep] you, dream-stealer.
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Damn, some people's
just too angry.
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(haunting Western music)
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I was on the train one time
and there was a dude.
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He was drunk.
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And my man was...
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Man, put your arm here.
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He's, like, like this
next to me.
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My man was like this.
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- My man was going...
- What?
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- Eww!
- (laughs)
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Eww!
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And eventually, I was like,
"Hey, man!"
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- No.
- No, you know me.
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Like, that's-- that's hard for me.
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- "Hey, man!"
- "Hey, man!"
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And he was like,
"Rah, rah, rah."
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You've been tiddling my arm
for the last half hour.
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Quit tiddling, man.
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- Quit tiddling already.
- Ain't nobody asked you.
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20 minutes is one thing,
but half hour?
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I'ma give you--
I'ma give you-- Hey--
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I'ma give you 20 minutes
to stop that.
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20 minutes max.
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That was really creepy.
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(haunting Western music)
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(low music in headphones)
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Yo.
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Hey, yo.
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Hey, yo.
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Yo, yo.
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Excuse-- Excuse me?
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Oh man, oh man, oh man.
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I'll tell you one thing,
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if 9/11st were to happen up
on this here plane,
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psht, don't worry.
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We got this.
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Oh.
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Okay, I have no idea
what you're talking about.
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He said that if them terries
is gonna try something
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up in here today, like
the bounce, boogie, and bump,
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that we got this [bleep]
on lock.
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Terr--Do you mean terrorists?
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- Oh yeah.
- Hells yeah, baby.
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He ain't talking
about Teri Garr.
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And I certainly ain't talking
about no terry cloth.
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I mean, if a terry up
on this plane,
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even thinking about trying
to do something,
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we gon' draxx him up.
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You're gonna--
You're gonna what?
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We're gonna
draxx him sklounst.
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I think what my partner's
trying to say
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is if any terries
come up in here,
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- we gon' get our Berger on.
- Yeah.
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Did something happen,
or did I miss something?
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Is this hypothetical, or...
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Oh, we're gon' definitely
drop some hypotheticals
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on that terry's clavicle,
'cause I'm talking 'bout...
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(imitates neck breaking)
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(both imitating blood spurting)
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Don't you just wish though?
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Don't you just wish
in your heart of hearts...
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Some terry would come up
in here, trying some grab-ass,
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and the touchy-feely?
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That's the opposite of what I
want to have happen on a plane.
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Okay. That's unfortunate.
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Conference.
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This was unexpected.
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It certainly was.
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I'm thrown right now as
to who's gonna be our comrade.
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I can still hear you.
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He doesn't have the heart,
nor the gumption.
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You're literally right next
to me, so...
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On three, break.
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Three.
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Yoo-hoo.
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I got an idea,
feel free to say no,
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but can we switch seats?
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I will not take no
for an answer.
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Why?
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That's the combat seat,
Jonathan Livingston Seagull.
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If you gon' be
in the combat seat
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then you gots to be willing
to blast up on some terries.
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Because with great power
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come great responsitrillitrust.
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Okay. I just--
I just wanted some leg room.
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Um...
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Okay, Max Legroom.
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You get yours.
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Meanwhile, I'm gon' go
Hayden Pantinerry
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on some terries.
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Especially when they get froggy.
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Ribbit, ribbit.
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- Yeah.
- Um...
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You gon' have to be ready
to kidnap a terry.
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- I don't--
- You gon' have to be ready
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to torture a terry.
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I don't think
that's necessary.
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Absolutely, you have to
fireboard those motherjammers.
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I don't even understand
what that means.
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Do you trust me?
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No.
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I'll take that as a yes.
264
00:12:31,607 --> 00:12:32,473
Okay.
265
00:12:32,608 --> 00:12:33,808
Trust.
266
00:12:33,943 --> 00:12:37,778
These terries come up in here
trying to act froggy...
267
00:12:37,864 --> 00:12:39,146
Whoo!
268
00:12:39,232 --> 00:12:42,233
Then we gon' give them
the Rainbow Connection.
269
00:12:42,318 --> 00:12:45,069
Here, froggy, froggy,
froggy, froggy.
270
00:12:45,154 --> 00:12:46,153
Is that a box cutter?
271
00:12:46,289 --> 00:12:49,206
Oh, you best believe it, baby.
272
00:12:49,325 --> 00:12:53,794
We gon' be eatin'
like Diane Keaton.
273
00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:55,663
2.36 inches, baby.
274
00:12:55,748 --> 00:12:57,498
Shifax.
275
00:12:57,583 --> 00:12:59,884
Perfectly leg-well.
276
00:13:00,002 --> 00:13:02,086
And if those don't work,
277
00:13:02,171 --> 00:13:04,722
you know I'm working up
that Plan B, brother.
278
00:13:04,841 --> 00:13:06,307
(suspenseful music)
279
00:13:06,392 --> 00:13:07,641
You have a gun?
280
00:13:07,727 --> 00:13:09,810
Oh, yeah.
3-D printer, baby.
281
00:13:09,896 --> 00:13:12,430
100% polyurethane.
282
00:13:12,515 --> 00:13:16,100
They can't detect
these mamajamas.
283
00:13:16,185 --> 00:13:17,101
They have a--
They have a weap--
284
00:13:17,186 --> 00:13:18,235
They have--
They--
285
00:13:18,354 --> 00:13:19,320
They have a weapon!
They have a weapon!
286
00:13:19,405 --> 00:13:20,521
- Oh, God!
- These guys got a weapon.
287
00:13:20,606 --> 00:13:22,106
- Who got a weapon?
- Where you at terry?
288
00:13:22,191 --> 00:13:23,657
Everybody relax.
We takin' control of this plane.
289
00:13:23,743 --> 00:13:25,493
No, wait a minute,
I'm not with them.
290
00:13:25,578 --> 00:13:27,611
(all shouting)
291
00:13:27,697 --> 00:13:29,447
The guy on the right
is the ringleader.
292
00:13:29,532 --> 00:13:30,664
Ow!
293
00:13:30,750 --> 00:13:32,032
I don't know them.
I don't know them.
294
00:13:32,118 --> 00:13:34,034
I don't know those guys.
295
00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:35,035
I'm on vacation.
296
00:13:35,121 --> 00:13:38,038
(whimsical music)
297
00:13:38,124 --> 00:13:45,963
298
00:13:46,048 --> 00:13:47,548
Draxx.
299
00:13:47,633 --> 00:13:48,799
Them.
300
00:13:48,885 --> 00:13:49,884
Sklounst.
301
00:13:52,423 --> 00:13:54,273
(haunting Western music)
302
00:13:55,893 --> 00:13:59,311
I think of myself
as a male feminist.
303
00:13:59,396 --> 00:14:00,312
- Do you now?
- Okay?
304
00:14:00,397 --> 00:14:01,897
- Mm-hmm.
- But does--so--
305
00:14:01,982 --> 00:14:03,816
But does that mean,
like, if a girl comes over
306
00:14:03,901 --> 00:14:05,784
and she's just, boom!
307
00:14:05,903 --> 00:14:08,237
She just got like, poof, poof.
308
00:14:08,322 --> 00:14:11,573
Looking like she's hiding a
couple of aardvarks back there.
309
00:14:11,709 --> 00:14:13,198
I'm not supposed to look?
310
00:14:13,902 --> 00:14:15,075
Aardvarks?
311
00:14:15,276 --> 00:14:17,225
You know, just, pow, pow pow!
312
00:14:17,267 --> 00:14:18,297
No, wait a second.
313
00:14:18,415 --> 00:14:19,656
Looking like she's
dealing some sauce.
314
00:14:19,716 --> 00:14:21,099
I'm just trying
to get over "aardvarks."
315
00:14:21,218 --> 00:14:23,218
Well,
what is the sexiest animal
316
00:14:23,353 --> 00:14:24,993
that you would compare
to female anatomy?
317
00:14:25,022 --> 00:14:26,227
I would just use a completely--
318
00:14:26,293 --> 00:14:28,293
a completely different object
in the world,
319
00:14:28,358 --> 00:14:30,141
not even an animal.
Just, like, two--
320
00:14:30,227 --> 00:14:31,860
two grapefruits.
321
00:14:31,945 --> 00:14:33,695
- Two grapetube--
- What you talking 'bout?
322
00:14:33,780 --> 00:14:35,113
You know, listen,
we're doing it.
323
00:14:35,232 --> 00:14:37,065
We're objectifying women
right now as we're doing it.
324
00:14:37,150 --> 00:14:39,246
- Are we?
- Oh, my God.
325
00:14:40,871 --> 00:14:42,871
(haunting Western music)
326
00:14:45,125 --> 00:14:48,043
(sea shanty music)
327
00:14:48,128 --> 00:14:49,878
328
00:14:49,963 --> 00:14:52,247
I once met a lass so fine
329
00:14:52,332 --> 00:14:54,799
She was drunk on barley wine
330
00:14:54,918 --> 00:14:57,252
I'd been to sea
for months a'three
331
00:14:57,387 --> 00:14:59,587
I knew I could make her mine
332
00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:02,257
And the lass
was past consent
333
00:15:02,392 --> 00:15:04,893
So it was off
with her we went
334
00:15:04,978 --> 00:15:07,012
And we threw her in bed
and rested her head
335
00:15:07,097 --> 00:15:12,684
And we left 'cause
that's what gentlemen do
336
00:15:12,769 --> 00:15:16,021
(all)
A woman has a right
to a drink or two
337
00:15:16,106 --> 00:15:19,741
Without worrying
about what you will do
338
00:15:19,826 --> 00:15:23,661
We say "Yo Ho!"
but we don't say "ho"
339
00:15:23,780 --> 00:15:27,449
'cause "ho"
is disrespectful, yo
340
00:15:27,534 --> 00:15:29,501
341
00:15:29,619 --> 00:15:31,619
There once was a girl
from Leeds
342
00:15:31,705 --> 00:15:33,517
Who I heard was good
on her knees
343
00:15:33,592 --> 00:15:35,914
So I docked my ship
for an overnight trip
344
00:15:35,989 --> 00:15:38,259
To take care of all my needs
345
00:15:38,345 --> 00:15:40,378
She was fine
as the tales did tell
346
00:15:40,464 --> 00:15:42,263
And my mast began to swell
347
00:15:42,349 --> 00:15:44,933
So I laid her down
and raised her gown
348
00:15:45,018 --> 00:15:47,385
And performed cunnilingus
for an hour or so
349
00:15:49,439 --> 00:15:52,807
(all)
Always take care
of your lady fair
350
00:15:52,943 --> 00:15:56,311
'cause they deserve as much
attention down there
351
00:15:56,396 --> 00:16:00,231
We say "Yo Ho!"
but we don't say "ho"
352
00:16:00,317 --> 00:16:03,535
'cause "ho"
is disrespectful, yo
353
00:16:03,653 --> 00:16:06,037
354
00:16:06,156 --> 00:16:07,705
I once had a woman so fair
355
00:16:07,824 --> 00:16:10,041
Whose womb contained my heir
356
00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:12,243
With a son by my side,
the seas we'd ride
357
00:16:12,329 --> 00:16:14,329
The child she would bear
358
00:16:14,414 --> 00:16:16,214
But my girl,
she was no fool
359
00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:18,049
She was working her way
through school
360
00:16:18,168 --> 00:16:20,301
So I did support
when she chose to abort
361
00:16:20,387 --> 00:16:23,254
'cause it's her body
and, therefore, her choice
362
00:16:25,675 --> 00:16:27,392
(all)
No, we don't say "booty"
363
00:16:27,511 --> 00:16:29,511
Unless we're talking
'bout gold
364
00:16:29,646 --> 00:16:33,264
We don't look at chests
unless there treasure holds
365
00:16:33,350 --> 00:16:34,399
With a hat,
and a feather
366
00:16:34,518 --> 00:16:36,568
And a cutlass on our hip
367
00:16:36,686 --> 00:16:38,520
We don't ever say "she"
368
00:16:38,605 --> 00:16:40,688
When we're talkin'
about our ship
369
00:16:40,774 --> 00:16:44,275
We don't say "bitch"
and we don't say "whore"
370
00:16:44,361 --> 00:16:48,573
'cause that language leads
to things like body dysmorphia
371
00:16:50,117 --> 00:16:52,059
There was a lady
with a golden eye
372
00:16:52,147 --> 00:16:53,668
And the doctor said
she would die
373
00:16:53,753 --> 00:16:55,954
So she emptied her purse
to lift the curse
374
00:16:56,039 --> 00:16:57,755
And prayed to stay alive
375
00:16:57,874 --> 00:16:59,757
She awoke the very next day
376
00:16:59,876 --> 00:17:01,960
And in her grave she lay
377
00:17:02,045 --> 00:17:04,379
But the scariest part
of the story from the start
378
00:17:04,514 --> 00:17:06,548
Is I bet you assumed
the doctor was a man
379
00:17:08,268 --> 00:17:09,267
(all gasping)
380
00:17:14,274 --> 00:17:17,559
(all)
Women are doctors, too
381
00:17:17,644 --> 00:17:21,279
And for a fraction
of doubloons
382
00:17:21,398 --> 00:17:24,983
We say "Yo Ho!"
but we don't say "ho"
383
00:17:25,068 --> 00:17:30,905
'cause "ho"
is disrespectful, yo
384
00:17:30,991 --> 00:17:33,458
There was a slut
with tits to here
385
00:17:33,577 --> 00:17:35,796
And an ass like--
(gunshot)
386
00:17:36,580 --> 00:17:39,464
(dramatic music)
387
00:17:39,583 --> 00:17:47,589
388
00:18:04,274 --> 00:18:10,195
'cause it's "Yo Ho!"
but we don't say "ho"
389
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:11,996
(all)
'cause "ho" is
390
00:18:12,115 --> 00:18:17,702
Disrespectful, yo
391
00:18:17,787 --> 00:18:20,788
(all cheering)
392
00:18:24,264 --> 00:18:27,899
(haunting Western music)
393
00:18:27,984 --> 00:18:30,902
(suspenseful music)
394
00:18:30,987 --> 00:18:37,241
395
00:18:37,327 --> 00:18:40,795
This is 288, I'm investigating
the report of a disturbance.
396
00:18:40,914 --> 00:18:42,280
(over radio)
Roger that, 288.
397
00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:50,388
398
00:18:56,679 --> 00:18:57,678
Freeze!
399
00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:03,535
Because I got a popsicle,
you think--
400
00:19:03,579 --> 00:19:04,280
Gun!
401
00:19:07,068 --> 00:19:09,969
(heroic music)
402
00:19:10,071 --> 00:19:13,239
403
00:19:13,324 --> 00:19:16,325
(suspenseful music)
404
00:19:17,411 --> 00:19:18,544
Oh, rats.
405
00:19:18,629 --> 00:19:20,462
(both)
Whoa.
406
00:19:20,581 --> 00:19:22,248
Watch out!
That black guy's got a gun
407
00:19:22,383 --> 00:19:24,216
and he's gonna steal
your banana!
408
00:19:24,302 --> 00:19:25,217
(both)
What?
409
00:19:25,303 --> 00:19:28,304
(shouting)
410
00:19:29,307 --> 00:19:31,674
(heroic music)
411
00:19:31,759 --> 00:19:32,808
Go. Go.
Go, go, go, go, go, go,
412
00:19:32,927 --> 00:19:33,976
go, go go, go, go, go.
413
00:19:34,095 --> 00:19:35,461
Come on.
414
00:19:35,563 --> 00:19:38,097
Sir!
415
00:19:38,199 --> 00:19:39,765
You're gonna have
to leave the area.
416
00:19:39,850 --> 00:19:41,483
There's been a disturbance.
417
00:19:41,602 --> 00:19:42,801
Go.
For your safety, sir.
418
00:19:42,904 --> 00:19:45,771
Go now.
Please.
419
00:19:45,907 --> 00:19:48,574
Okay. Go, go, go.
Get going.
420
00:19:48,659 --> 00:19:49,675
(shouts)
421
00:19:49,777 --> 00:19:51,877
Big fuzzy gun!
422
00:19:51,979 --> 00:19:54,863
(shouting)
423
00:19:54,949 --> 00:19:57,866
(dramatic music)
424
00:19:57,952 --> 00:20:03,956
425
00:20:10,514 --> 00:20:12,131
I mean, it was like,
it was like, you know, a holiday
426
00:20:12,216 --> 00:20:13,515
for people having guns.
427
00:20:13,634 --> 00:20:14,883
God damn it!
428
00:20:14,969 --> 00:20:16,302
Mayor's on a warpath.
429
00:20:16,387 --> 00:20:18,387
Who's responsible for this mess?
430
00:20:18,472 --> 00:20:21,640
I'm sorry, Chief.
It was me.
431
00:20:21,726 --> 00:20:22,725
Gun!
432
00:20:22,810 --> 00:20:25,811
(shouting)
433
00:20:30,117 --> 00:20:31,734
God damn it!
434
00:20:31,819 --> 00:20:32,735
Coffee cup.
435
00:20:32,820 --> 00:20:35,688
My bad.
436
00:20:35,790 --> 00:20:38,574
Anyway, the last seven
came out of nowhere.
437
00:20:38,659 --> 00:20:41,577
(haunting Western music)
438
00:20:41,662 --> 00:20:43,996
If you need to pee,
let me pull over
439
00:20:44,131 --> 00:20:45,631
and you can pee
in this enormous sandbox.
440
00:20:45,716 --> 00:20:47,166
No, no. I'm good.
I just don't want you to stop.
441
00:20:47,301 --> 00:20:48,250
Let's go,
we're almost there.
442
00:20:48,336 --> 00:20:49,668
Look-- Look
where you're aiming.
443
00:20:49,804 --> 00:20:51,470
You haven't seen--
Oops!
444
00:20:51,555 --> 00:20:53,889
No-- "Oops"? What? What's the
oops? What was the oops?
445
00:20:54,008 --> 00:20:55,891
I'm gonna do
my one line here
446
00:20:56,010 --> 00:20:57,009
Oh, yeah.
447
00:20:57,059 --> 00:21:01,609
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