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[shuffling and tapping footsteps]
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[salsa music playing]
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[man] That neck jerk, Papa.
It's all about that neck jerk.
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Look confident, Papa. Smile.
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He's doing great, Barry, but if he's gonna
be ready for the competition,
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we're gonna have to double the lessons.
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That's okay.
I'll just put in more hours at work.
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And what is it that you do for work again?
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Pet grooming.
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["Grab as Much (As You Can)" playing]
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[man] ♪ All of the life ♪
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♪ I've had it once before ♪
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♪ Please, please, woman ♪
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♪ I'll be home at two ♪
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♪ I drip, drip bourbon
on top of your chest ♪
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♪ I tiptoe, honey ♪
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♪ I'm on top of the world, uh-huh ♪
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♪ When we make love ♪
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♪ You know I'm leaving ♪
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♪ When we make love ♪
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♪ I know you're hurting ♪
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♪ Now I'm craving ♪
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♪ Everything I see ♪
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♪ I've waited years for you ♪
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♪ Never really hurts me ♪
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♪ Count lucky stars ♪
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♪ I tiptoe in the world I'm searching ♪
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♪ I'll breathe fire into your mind ♪
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♪ Dope fiends ♪
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♪ That's what we are ♪
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♪ Dope fiends ♪
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♪ Count lucky stars ♪
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♪ Oh, she did it ♪
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♪ Oh, she did it ♪
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♪ It's Bruno ♪
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♪ My little funny Bruno ♪
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♪ Bruno ♪
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♪ Yep, it's Bruno ♪
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Holla. Who need a "woof"?
Got this "woof" for sale.
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A real live motherfucking "woof."
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This nigga's straight outta
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[sing-song] Games of Thrones.
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That's not a wolf. That's
an Alaskan Husky. How did you get this?
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I found this "woof " roaming around
Hernandez Park lost as a motherfucker.
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I gave him leftover Popeyes' biscuits,
and we've been rocking ever since.
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-[howls]
-Are you trying to sell him?
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It's not every day you find a wolf
roaming a park in Brooklyn.
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This motherfucker's
'bout to make me a fortune.
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He was lost, but now he's found.
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No, no. This dog belongs to somebody.
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-Wolf. Me.
-You're not taking him nowhere. Come on.
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Yo. Come on, "woof." Hoo-oo.
Come back to me.
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You owe me some money, man.
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Fuck you, Malcolm.
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[piano playing]
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[woman] Second position.
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And up.
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[knock on door]
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[dog barks]
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Uh, yes? Oh, Harold. Harold.
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Oh, my God. Harold.
I thought I'd lost you, my little love.
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Thank you so much. Where did you find him?
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With a crackhead named Carl.
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Yeah. He said he found him
at Hernandez Park,
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but he was planning to sell him next to
some used batteries and broken iPads.
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Oh, God. I thought someone stole him.
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I turned my head, and he was gone.
I couldn't sleep.
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-Thank you so much. Thank you.
-No problem. No problem.
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Oh, come on. Please come in. Heh.
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-What's your name?
-I'm Malcolm.
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Oh. Hi, Malcolm. I'm...
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-I'm Jizzel.
-Nice to meet you... Jizzel.
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-Is this one yours?
-Yeah. It's my little guy Bruno.
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This is impressive. You some kind of
dance instructor or something?
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A choreographer, yes,
for a long time now. Heh.
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Here you go. It's the least I can do.
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No, that's all right.
It was the right thing to do.
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No, no, no. Please. I insist.
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Well, if you insist.
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Who's gonna get
the good dog food again, Bruno?
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Who's gonna get the good dog food again?
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I could give you another hundred
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if you walk Harold twice a week
when I'm doing my classes.
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I'm not a dog-walker, lady.
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My regular walker moved out of state,
and it's hard to find someone to trust.
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Well, I'm sure you'll find somebody.
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How about 130?
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-When are your classes again?
-Tuesdays and Thursdays.
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-One fifty.
-Deal.
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-All right.
-Heh heh.
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Hey, you think you could walk my dog, too?
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Uh...
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I only live a couple of blocks away.
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Same price?
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Yeah.
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Okay, then.
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-Sure.
-Heh heh.
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-All right.
-Thanks so much again.
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[Malcolm, indistinct]
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Uh... comes with the job.
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Walk the dogs
and occasionally pick up their poop.
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I usually make 'em go before I walk 'em,
but this one seems to poop a lot.
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[Jamaican accent]
You don't have to explain it.
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-I know exactly what it's like.
-Oh, yeah? You have a dog?
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Yeah, but it's a small Chiweenie,
so she makes little poops.
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That's a cute breed.
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What's his/her name?
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Her name is Bella.
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How long you had her?
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Five years.
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Where'd you get her?
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The shelter on Irvine and St. Nick.
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Well, if Bella's in ever need of
any services, you let me know.
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There's nobody better.
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-Sit.
-Heh. Well.
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You seem like a pro, so I just might.
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I look forward to that.
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And heel.
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[dog barks]
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[Malcolm] What the fuck?
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Heel. Come on, guys.
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Oh. Hey, Malcolm.
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Spoons ready to go?
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Actually, Malcolm, Spoons already walked.
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Okay. When's a better time, then?
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Ah. Don't want to come off rude
or anything, but...
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we found a new walker we're happy with.
It's nothing to do with you.
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It's just better price and, you know,
times are a bit tough. You understand.
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Well, I wish you would've told me
before I bought her favorite treats.
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Oh. No.
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No, Spoons. No.
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That's very nice of you.
I can pay you for them if you'd like.
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-Who's this new walker?
-I... I'd rather not.
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-Who is he?
-I don't want any problems.
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Who is it? Is it Harvey?
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Huh? Is it Harvey?
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No, 15%.
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Because she's the face
of the entire brand, that's why.
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Yeah, Angie. She works hard.
And we deserve--
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Let me call you back.
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Sit.
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Sit.
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What the hell you think you're doing
taking my clients?
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Since when are they your clients?
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To me, they're just people
that need dog-walking services.
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They're my clients
because they paid me first.
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You want to get into dog walking
'cause you seen me doing it,
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then stay on your side
of Knickerbocker, okay?
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Everything to the right and up is yours.
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Everything to the left and down
is mine. Okay?
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I know no boundaries. Plus...
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who do you think people would rather have
their dog walking next to--
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the face of Pup Meal...
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or the puggle...
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that eats his own shit?
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Huh?
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What? You didn't think I'd see this?
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Disgusting.
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-Come on, pooches.
-This picture was tampered with.
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It was photoshopped.
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He never ate his own shit.
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Blah, blah, blah, blah.
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Hey, kids. Kids, hey.
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Look. It's a celebrity.
You know Angie from Pup Meal?
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Angie from Pup Meal?
She's over there.
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She loves kids.
Go take a picture with him.
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Hey, kids. Come here. Look at this.
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A celebrity. There's a celebrity here.
Angie. Angie from Pup Meal.
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Yeah. Yeah, she's here. Go get her.
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Go get her. She's gonna love kids. Go.
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Hey. How y'all doing?
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, this is her.
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This is the Pup Meal star.
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Take your pictures, yeah.
Normally, I'd charge five dollars,
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but since you all are cute
and having a good day,
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I'll let you take it for free. Yeah.
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And make sure you hashtag
AngieThePupMealDog.
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Okay, okay, okay.
Hold on, kids. Give her some privacy.
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-[kids yelling]
-Ho, ho. Please, please, not the camera.
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Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no.
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No pictures. No pictures.
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Wait. Let the dog have a moment.
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No. Wait.
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[kids screaming]
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Hey! Hey! Marley!
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Marley...
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Hey, watch my dog!
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Please! Don't step on the dog!
Don't step on the dog!
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Hey! Stay! Stay! Stay!
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[shouting continues]
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[yelling]
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[Harvey continues yelling]
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["Misery is the Pilgrim's Pasture"
playing]
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[theme music playing]
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