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Oscar Charlie, how copy?
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Hitman.
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Yeah, Misfit Two One, Two Two
is ready for you, Nine One.
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All Hitman Two Victors, maintain speed,
maintain dispersion 50 meters.
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Roger that... Copy that.
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- See anything, Garza?
- Something at one o'clock.
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- Four T-55s at one o'clock, two kliks.
- Hitman, this is Hitman Two One.
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Enemy contact, four T-55s,
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- one o'clock, two kliks, how copy?
- Contact right!
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Enemy foot-mobiles,
four o'clock, 300 m, by the berm.
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This is Hitman Two One. Roger that.
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Misfit Two One, cleared hot.
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Missile away.
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Get some!
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Watch your sectors.
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Misfit Two Two, cleared hot.
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Missile away.
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- Is there any contact on the left?
- Contact right.
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R.P.G. team,
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two o'clock...
500 meters behind the truck.
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Shit. We'll get some later.
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This is Hitman two.
We have suppressed a zil six by six.
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Request that Misfit pushes north
to sweep flank
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to search for possible targets.
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- Misfit Two One, copy.
- We barbecued them hajis.
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Bravo Two One, man down!
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- Echo Four Lima is down.
- Lilley's hit! He's hit!
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He's stopping.
Two One Alpha, interrogative.
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Push, push...
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- Get out of the kill zone.
- Grab the wheel!
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Two Three,
make the hole for Two One Bravo.
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Stop the vehicles!
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Corpsman!
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- I'm on it!
- Got a man hit!
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Two One Bravo's got a man hit!
Come on!
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Don't waste the morphine, doc.
My boy's been smoked.
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Is anybody else hit?
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How's it feel, motherfucker?
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How's it feel to be fucking dead?
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Bro, it feels sad.
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I feel very alone.
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And also,
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I gotta take a shit.
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- I told you...
- Damn, man, and I had dibs
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- on your video camera.
- I had dibs on your wife.
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- You make a nice casualty. Congrats.
- Yeah, you die real good.
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{\All right, }Team leaders,
let's do a little after-action on this.
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Hell, yeah!
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This was the first time the boys
got to live-fire any mark-19s or .50s.
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Might be the only chance we get
before we step off.
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Be nice if it were otherwise.
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It'd {\also }be nice if we got some batteries
for our pec-fours and pec-thirteens.
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Our ops chief assures me they're coming.
I'm assured of this.
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I've never seen a fifty cal fuck up
a truck before. That was cool.
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{\I wonder what it would look like if you hit a person.}
What if it hits a person?
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At least you got to fire yours.
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She didn't even shoot off round one.
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Trombley, if you keep talking
to your weapon like it's trim,
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everybody's gonna know
you're a total psycho.
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We were good
until Espera's team went down.
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You slowed your vehicles.
You don't stop in a kill zone.
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You mean maneuver past the vehicles down
and leave them?
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You know the S.O.P:
assault through the ambush,
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anybody's left behind,
you maneuver to do support by fire.
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None of us are good to anybody
if we're dead.
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Sir, not to question the S.O.P,
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but if we have a disabled vehicle
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the nearest element
could stop and evaluate the Marines
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while other elements push through
and provide support by fire.
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Yeah, that works, Brad,
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but only if you don't let emotions
take over as you assess the situation.
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But on principle it works.
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It's good.
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All right, got half an hour
to get back to Mathilda for chow.
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Fucking Kuwait, man.
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You believe this shit?
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These people still haven't picked up
the trash from the last war.
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People been fighting over this bitch
since ancient times, Dawg.
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How many graves we standing on?
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Think about
all the wisdom and science
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and money and civilization it took
to build these machines,
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and the courage
of all the men who came here,
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and the love of their wives and children
that was in their hearts.
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And all that hate, Dawg,
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all the hate it took
to blow these motherfuckers away.
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It's destiny, Dawg.
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White man's gotta rule the world.
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Hitman Two Two, this is Two One Bravo.
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Our gunner has a silhouette
at our nine o'clock, two kliks out.
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Roger, we glassed it.
It's a disabled vehicle.
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It's static. Over.
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You know, people forget
the brain is the biggest erogenous zone.
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- Maybe on you.
- Man, fuck you.
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Take a look at that!
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Hey, man.
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You seen Person?
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Over there, Brah.
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- Shitbird, you watch it.
- Got a couple new ones...
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And this one little Chinese girl
had eyes so slanty,
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you could've blindfolded her
with dental floss, I swear...
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You gotta get tight
on a motherfucker's windpipe...
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Get off me.
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Right as she's pulling
the vibrating egg out,
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she fuckin' licks my asshole.
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Ray, did you get the word, man?
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- J. Lo's dead.
- Bullshit!
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Yeah, I got the word
from a Captain in G2.
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- {\Brad, }Did you hear about J. Lo?
- Get over here, Ray.
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Need my R.T.O.
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- Did Conway tell you that?
- Yeah.
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- Yeah, {\well, }he's full of shit.
- No, man.
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Bravo Two!
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All of you, listen up.
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H&S company
had a negligent discharge today.
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Fuckin' supply company...
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So the C.O. {\personally }wants to make sure
we brass-check our weapons.
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- Anybody hurt?
- No, it was a two-oh-three.
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- It's a miracle no one was killed.
- That would suck, homes,
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getting killed before you got
to go to war and kill people.
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And try wrapping up the chess tourney
before lights out.
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- Got the Sergeant Major on my ass.
- Fuckin' Sixta.
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Lieutenant,
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- have you gotten any word?
- I only get what's passed down to me
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from Godfather and the only word he gets
is from the BBC.
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If we're lucky, Saddam will {\back down, }let
the inspectors in and we can go home.
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The important thing is,
we are doing our jobs by being here.
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All of you should be proud.
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Sir, that's not the word
I was asking about.
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We wanted to know if you knew anything
about J. Lo being killed.
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- Who killed her?
- Shit, you know she's my cousin.
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She's Puerto Rican. You're Mexican.
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Ray, the Battalion Commander
offered no sit-rep as to J. Lo's status.
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- Piece of shit.
- Puerto Ricans are tropical Mexicans.
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What? J. Lo's dead?
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Apparently that's the word.
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- Roger that, Sergeant.
- Bring your canteen.
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It'{\s gonna}ll be hotter than 2 rabbits
fucking in a wool sock
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out there in that motor pool.
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Since when did the Marine corps
start letting in faggots?
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Dawg, you're my driver.
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How you gonna make your war movie
when you'{\re gonna}ll be {\busy}driving my Humvee?
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Brah...
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{\What do }You think CNN's gonna want
to buy your version of the war?
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Maybe.
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You know, you'd be better off
shooting Rudy.
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Now that is some shit
you could sell right there.
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Brah...
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Gay porn!
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Gay porn, Lilley!
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{\Yo, all you gotta do is}Get Rudy on board, and you gonna be
the next Spielberg of twink movies.
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You're always doing that shit
with that rook.
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The same move every fuckin' day.
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How's that for a move?
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Checkmate, bitch.
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Get some!
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Let's go! Slay that dragon!
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- Get some!
- I love you, Fruity Rudy!
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Today's high is expected
to be 85 Fahrenheit,
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nightly lows expected again
in the upper 30s
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with Shamal winds moving in tomorrow
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gusting up to 70 miles per hour.
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Sir.
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Weather's got a better chance
of atritting us than the Iraqis.
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Word from the C.G.
is to maintain our readiness
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and ongoing preparations
to enhance our readiness
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here in Kuwait.
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What does Godfather think?
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I think, in other words,
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no word.
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Our objective
remains getting into that A-O,
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securing that bridge over the Euphrates,
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and holding it
for the main Marine Force.
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Rolling through Iraq in open-top Humvees
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is completely outside
of what first recon does.
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We might not like it,
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but the general has asked this battalion
to be America's shock troops.
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And Godfather can't tell the general
"we don't do windows."
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Sir, Alpha company's
still missing maps of the A-O.
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The problem is battalion-wide
and we are working on it, be assured.
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What is the policy
on the wearing of the beanies?
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When should they be worn?
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Maintaing a grooming standard
is mission critical.
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Just because these men
fancy themselves an elite unit
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doesn't mean they own the rules.
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Between 0900 and 1700
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watch caps are a no-go.
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I don't want us to see no cowboy elvises
walking around in them beanies.
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All right,
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division has handed down change
in the signals protocol...
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All my hoses are rotted out.
I got dirty earl working it.
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Got a mess of blown donkey dicks.
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On a short string here.
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I just got this bucket five days ago.
This is like "Gilligan's Island."
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They're giving us rocks and conuts
to make radios...
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Even the gaskets are gone, man.
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Back home, they're driving around
in Mercedes Benz SUVs
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picking up their poodles
at the dog cappuccino stand.
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And here we are invading a country
with ghetto hoopties.
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It's depressing.
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What the fuck?
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Where the fuck you find those?
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I had to suck an officer's cock
to get these.
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See? That's some exploitive shit.
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You been exploited by your betters.
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You know what we need in America?
Is a holiday
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where once a year the blue-collar man
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gets to go into the home
of the white-collar man, eat his food,
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sleep in his bed and fuck his shit up.
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- Jeff, you realize you're a communist?
- Fuck I am.
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A blue force tracker.
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Downtown Baghdad,
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Safwan Hill...
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The entire A-O.
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You are the Iceman, Dawg.
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You up here in the 21st century,
we're all back there in the stone age{\ ,man}.
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Third infantry to the east,
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us,
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our neighbors to the north,
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and the Euphrates bridge,
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our objective.
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Jesus Christ!
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What is you,
some kind of goddamn hippy faggot?!
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Fuck is this?
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Damn it all.
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Why the fuck
is your shirt out of regulation?
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Sergeant Major, is there a problem?
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My Marines have been working
on that Humvee all morning.
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I don't care
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if your Marine
has a sucking chest wound!
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He will not traipse around on the deck
with his shirttails hanging out!
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Might just N.J.P all your asses!
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Yes, Sergeant Major.
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Corporal person, be advised,
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you'{\re expected to}ll conduct all business in this camp
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in compliance
with the grooming standard,
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under direct order
from the Battalion Commander himself.
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Sergeant Patrick,
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your mustache hairs is in violations,
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growing beyond the corner of your mouth.
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00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:07,904
I hear Godfather himself
say you look like a bum.
242
00:14:09,393 --> 00:14:10,943
Police that mustache!
243
00:14:16,036 --> 00:14:18,026
Yes, sir!
And you look like elvises!
244
00:14:22,902 --> 00:14:24,303
Don't push our luck.
245
00:14:26,128 --> 00:14:26,930
Walt!
246
00:14:29,949 --> 00:14:30,858
Trombley.
247
00:14:35,055 --> 00:14:36,245
Nothing but letters.
248
00:14:36,365 --> 00:14:38,916
No batteries, no diapers, and no turret.
249
00:14:39,992 --> 00:14:41,642
Guess not today, homes.
250
00:14:42,170 --> 00:14:45,956
Just another five dozen letters
from fuckin' schoolkids and shit.
251
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Listen to this.
"Dear Mr. Army men..."
252
00:15:00,242 --> 00:15:01,497
Army? Fuck that.
253
00:15:01,617 --> 00:15:04,073
"... I am proud that you are being brave
and defending
254
00:15:04,234 --> 00:15:06,057
"our country against the terrorists.
255
00:15:06,177 --> 00:15:09,410
They are bad and I am glad that you are
going to catch them and punish them."
256
00:15:09,571 --> 00:15:10,439
{\She's a }Good writer.
257
00:15:10,559 --> 00:15:13,539
"... I am glad that you are so brave
and I pray for you."
258
00:15:13,659 --> 00:15:16,740
- What's she look like?
- She's actually pretty hot.
259
00:15:17,994 --> 00:15:20,482
- I like them braids.
- Let me see, man.
260
00:15:20,833 --> 00:15:22,483
Listen to this shit right here.
261
00:15:22,603 --> 00:15:25,108
"Maybe you'll be able to come home
without having to fight."
262
00:15:25,228 --> 00:15:27,170
- Bullshit.
- Fuck that.
263
00:15:27,290 --> 00:15:30,169
"Peace is {\always much }better than war and it would
be nice if no one would be hurt."
264
00:15:30,289 --> 00:15:31,730
Hippy communist shit.
265
00:15:31,850 --> 00:15:33,814
- Where {\the fuck }is this weak-ass child from?
- Vermont!
266
00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:36,646
Frederick Firestone from 2707
267
00:15:36,766 --> 00:15:38,774
Spencer road, Chevy Chase, Maryland.
268
00:15:39,111 --> 00:15:40,943
- Fucking Maryland.
- "Dear Frederick!
269
00:15:41,475 --> 00:15:42,919
"Thank you for your nice letter.
270
00:15:43,039 --> 00:15:45,947
"But I am actually a U.S. Marine who was
271
00:15:46,215 --> 00:15:47,627
"born to kill,
272
00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:50,371
"whereas clearly you have mistaken me
for some sort of
273
00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:52,990
"wine-sipping communist dick-suck.
274
00:15:53,110 --> 00:15:57,067
"And although peace probably appeals
to tree-loving bisexuals
275
00:15:57,286 --> 00:16:00,045
"like you and your parents,
I happen to be
276
00:16:00,404 --> 00:16:03,051
"a death-dealing, blood-crazed warrior
277
00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:05,537
"who wakes up every day just hoping
278
00:16:05,657 --> 00:16:07,927
"for the chance to dismember my enemies
279
00:16:08,088 --> 00:16:10,178
"and defile their civilizations.
280
00:16:10,485 --> 00:16:12,740
"Peace sucks a hairy asshole, Freddie.
281
00:16:12,860 --> 00:16:15,526
- "War is the motherfucking answer."
- Hell, yeah!
282
00:16:15,797 --> 00:16:18,145
- "But thanks for writing anyway."
- "Your pal, Ray."
283
00:16:18,265 --> 00:16:22,174
Man, every motherfucker in this camp
is just waiting for packages of dip,
284
00:16:22,294 --> 00:16:25,779
ripped fuel, porn mags,
batteries, hash chunks,
285
00:16:26,132 --> 00:16:29,428
a dirty-ass jerk-off letter
from Suzie Rottencrotch.
286
00:16:29,548 --> 00:16:32,317
Except for Brad Colbert over here
who actually thinks
287
00:16:32,437 --> 00:16:35,456
that his mail-order turret
is gonna come in before we step off.
288
00:16:35,860 --> 00:16:37,179
- Sorry, Brad.
- But no.
289
00:16:37,299 --> 00:16:40,429
All we get is this happy day
fucking horseshit from Miss cuntlips'
290
00:16:40,549 --> 00:16:43,053
fourth-grade class.
Can you fucking believe this shit?
291
00:16:43,173 --> 00:16:44,023
Oh, bro.
292
00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:46,038
Damn.
293
00:16:47,985 --> 00:16:50,677
I'd eat a mile of her shit
just to see where it came from.
294
00:16:50,797 --> 00:16:52,375
Take her diaper off.
295
00:17:01,795 --> 00:17:05,419
Pass the word. Watch caps
are a no-go between 0900 and 1700.
296
00:17:05,678 --> 00:17:07,485
That's Godfather talking.
297
00:17:08,431 --> 00:17:09,447
Brah.
298
00:17:11,172 --> 00:17:11,972
What?
299
00:17:12,235 --> 00:17:14,115
- You got sauce on you.
- Oh, yeah?
300
00:17:14,235 --> 00:17:17,999
I look like a mud?
I look like Gabe's filthy spic brother?
301
00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:29,927
- What the fuck is on your grape{\, devil dog}?
- My boonie. Give me it back.
302
00:17:30,047 --> 00:17:33,497
You see any other Recon Marine in here
wearing a soft cover?
303
00:17:36,549 --> 00:17:38,164
No fucking way, Dawg.
304
00:17:39,057 --> 00:17:41,979
I know you didn't go through B.R.C,
but, boy, you gotta front.
305
00:17:42,420 --> 00:17:45,993
All these other grunts look up to recon
like we are cold-blooded warriors.
306
00:17:46,113 --> 00:17:49,987
We're carnivorous motherfuckers,
and you gotta carry it like that.
307
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:56,806
Here.
308
00:17:57,106 --> 00:17:58,635
I got your six, boy.
309
00:18:07,444 --> 00:18:08,536
This motherfucker.
310
00:18:08,656 --> 00:18:10,013
F.N.G., Sergeant.
311
00:18:24,162 --> 00:18:25,612
Cocky motherfuckers.
312
00:18:28,116 --> 00:18:31,073
The American Department of State
has ordered all non-essential...
313
00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:34,782
{\Okay,}Check it. The escort V.H.F. Watson
gave us was in E.O.R. and it's U.H.F.
314
00:18:35,101 --> 00:18:36,956
Both the D.A.S.C.
and the D.A.S.C.-A, right?
315
00:18:37,076 --> 00:18:39,139
- President Bush...
- Hold on. I want to hear this.
316
00:18:39,259 --> 00:18:42,623
... {\Prime Minister Tony Blair }and Spanish Prime Minister,
Jos� Maria Aznar...
317
00:18:42,790 --> 00:18:44,540
I'd chili-dog that bitch.
318
00:18:44,962 --> 00:18:47,086
- Nice.
- You think that's enough?
319
00:18:47,206 --> 00:18:49,042
You should be rockin' it like me, Pappy.
320
00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:51,883
- Hitler 'stache is reg.
- Looked good on Hitler.
321
00:18:52,477 --> 00:18:53,477
In sport...
322
00:18:53,768 --> 00:18:56,103
- No dead fly girl.
- The media's in on it.
323
00:18:56,223 --> 00:18:58,419
They don't want us to know J. Lo's dead.
324
00:18:58,539 --> 00:19:00,558
They think it will fuck with morale.
325
00:19:02,931 --> 00:19:06,624
On the C.E.O.I. they have
the escorts listed as no encryption,
326
00:19:06,744 --> 00:19:08,352
but they're covered, right?
327
00:19:08,472 --> 00:19:10,839
You can't do one frequency plain.
328
00:19:11,163 --> 00:19:13,613
Don't matter on the 113s anyway.
They only go to six.
329
00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:19,542
What the hell was that?
330
00:19:19,662 --> 00:19:22,580
- Not again.
- I need Marines with sledgehammers!
331
00:19:22,783 --> 00:19:25,082
- Let's go.
- Come on, you heard him!
332
00:19:30,749 --> 00:19:32,449
Pull it! Come on!
333
00:19:43,946 --> 00:19:44,728
You,
334
00:19:46,523 --> 00:19:47,779
get over there!
335
00:19:50,103 --> 00:19:51,902
- Come on!
- Hold it down!
336
00:20:22,810 --> 00:20:25,018
Shame about your tent, sir.
Put these with my gear.
337
00:20:25,138 --> 00:20:26,063
Yes sir.
338
00:20:37,107 --> 00:20:37,975
Pappy.
339
00:20:39,068 --> 00:20:40,665
I gotta be at battalion for a while,
340
00:20:40,785 --> 00:20:42,807
so make sure nothing happens
when I'm there.
341
00:20:42,927 --> 00:20:44,710
This is a writer
who's gonna embed with us.
342
00:20:44,830 --> 00:20:48,513
- He's from Rolling Stone, so be gentle.
- The Rolling Stones?
343
00:20:51,663 --> 00:20:52,813
Rolling Stone?
344
00:20:53,241 --> 00:20:56,940
Fuck if they don't give us
a dope-smoking, peace-freak writer.
345
00:20:57,060 --> 00:20:58,135
Christeson,
346
00:20:58,642 --> 00:21:00,929
show Rolling Stone Magazine
where to stow his shit.
347
00:21:02,103 --> 00:21:05,298
You gonna write about how we're all
baby killers and ma rapers?
348
00:21:05,418 --> 00:21:07,545
You gonna tell all them people
who read Rolling Stone
349
00:21:07,665 --> 00:21:09,915
how it fucking feels to be in a war?
350
00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:12,709
Actually, most avid readers
of Rolling Stone
351
00:21:12,829 --> 00:21:16,484
only really know what it feels like
to have a cock up their assholes.
352
00:21:16,604 --> 00:21:18,739
Could be worse.
I used to write for Hustler.
353
00:21:19,555 --> 00:21:22,426
- You wrote for Hustler?
- We're in the presence of greatness.
354
00:21:22,546 --> 00:21:24,785
What did you write for Hustler"?
355
00:21:26,043 --> 00:21:27,874
Porn reviews, hot letters,
356
00:21:28,848 --> 00:21:31,378
- beaver hunt.
- You wrote beaver hunt?
357
00:21:33,773 --> 00:21:36,296
- This way, reporter sir.
- This guy wrote beaver hunt!
358
00:21:36,416 --> 00:21:38,675
He must have those polaroids
of your mom.
359
00:21:39,592 --> 00:21:40,611
I'm sorry.
360
00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:47,060
Your rack, sir.
361
00:21:51,015 --> 00:21:53,088
They got you in the fucking ghetto.
362
00:21:53,208 --> 00:21:56,305
Reporter, ever seen a grown man naked?
You feel me?
363
00:21:56,892 --> 00:21:59,247
Fuckin' spics and a goddamn jig.
364
00:21:59,367 --> 00:22:01,136
Yo, that ain't cool, man,
365
00:22:02,539 --> 00:22:04,476
fuckin' race-hating motherfucker.
366
00:22:04,596 --> 00:22:06,919
Spics, a coon, and a fucking wigger.
367
00:22:07,415 --> 00:22:09,111
See, wiggers be the worst...
368
00:22:09,231 --> 00:22:11,332
Race traitors,
miscegenatin' with the muds.
369
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:18,003
You don't have to listen to this little
trailer-trash-whiskey-tango fuck.
370
00:22:18,123 --> 00:22:21,095
Ain't all your crackhead brothers
nappy-headed and shit?
371
00:22:21,215 --> 00:22:23,185
James is the only white boy
in the family.
372
00:22:23,305 --> 00:22:25,513
Three stepdads, and they're all black.
373
00:22:26,354 --> 00:22:27,904
Take this down, Dawg.
374
00:22:28,727 --> 00:22:30,174
"It makes my heart heavy
375
00:22:30,294 --> 00:22:33,644
"to see the white race sink
as low as James's mother has.
376
00:22:34,414 --> 00:22:37,489
"At least if she was Mexican
she'd be ashamed of herself.
377
00:22:37,609 --> 00:22:39,062
"But being a white bitch,
378
00:22:39,182 --> 00:22:41,792
"she still thinks she's better than
the brothers she sells that ass to
379
00:22:41,912 --> 00:22:45,050
"in the parking lot
of the titty bar she works at."
380
00:22:45,170 --> 00:22:48,091
- Screwby, Dawg.
- Yo, fuck you, man.
381
00:22:48,490 --> 00:22:49,996
She's a bookkeeper.
382
00:22:50,729 --> 00:22:51,729
Cockkeeper.
383
00:22:53,488 --> 00:22:54,321
Yo, T!
384
00:22:55,108 --> 00:22:58,032
You hear that? The beaners
are cracking on your people too.
385
00:22:58,152 --> 00:22:59,652
Ain't you gonna say something?
386
00:22:59,772 --> 00:23:01,648
I'm just not into that racial thing,
man.
387
00:23:01,768 --> 00:23:02,917
All right.
388
00:23:03,037 --> 00:23:04,248
Let's go, Garza.
389
00:23:04,368 --> 00:23:07,039
Let's talk about what we're gonna do
when we get out of the corps.
390
00:23:07,159 --> 00:23:10,883
We're gonna join us a border patrol
and shoot us some wetbacks.
391
00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:12,496
Shoot wetbacks!
392
00:23:13,382 --> 00:23:14,709
Welcome aboard.
393
00:23:16,607 --> 00:23:19,457
Fuck these turrets!
Shit won't go past my five.
394
00:23:19,981 --> 00:23:22,723
Relax, my manimal.
Pappy will get you fixed up.
395
00:23:22,843 --> 00:23:25,400
- Rudy, hand me your leatherman.
- Roger.
396
00:23:28,362 --> 00:23:30,881
Mr. Potato head at your six,
closing fast.
397
00:23:31,137 --> 00:23:32,485
Sergeant Patrick!
398
00:23:32,605 --> 00:23:33,942
Hold it there!
399
00:23:44,604 --> 00:23:45,872
You mocking me?
400
00:23:48,420 --> 00:23:50,270
Hairs hanging from your face
401
00:23:50,498 --> 00:23:52,210
beyond your mouth areas.
402
00:23:53,732 --> 00:23:56,217
You are unsightly, unsanitary,
403
00:23:56,337 --> 00:23:59,410
and in violations
of Godfather's written standards.
404
00:24:00,021 --> 00:24:02,652
Do you read me, Sergeant Patrick?
405
00:24:05,187 --> 00:24:07,990
You has until o dark hundred
to unfuck yourself.
406
00:24:13,326 --> 00:24:15,062
Godfather tells us two weeks ago
407
00:24:15,182 --> 00:24:17,217
that division's having
a mustache-growing contest.
408
00:24:17,337 --> 00:24:19,851
Now Mr. Potato head here
is lifing-out Pappy.
409
00:24:21,495 --> 00:24:23,124
We all got jobs to do.
410
00:24:24,227 --> 00:24:26,509
Sergeant Major Sixta's job
is to be an asshole,
411
00:24:28,070 --> 00:24:30,096
and he excels at the position.
412
00:24:32,371 --> 00:24:35,908
It's titanium. 16 lbs, about yeah big.
413
00:24:36,479 --> 00:24:38,126
Should have been shipped weeks ago,
414
00:24:38,246 --> 00:24:40,933
and I was starting to wonder if it was
shortstopped at battalion somewhere.
415
00:24:41,053 --> 00:24:42,083
A shield?
416
00:24:42,752 --> 00:24:44,537
For the main gunner, yeah.
417
00:24:45,453 --> 00:24:46,530
Sergeant Colbert.
418
00:24:48,279 --> 00:24:49,282
It's important.
419
00:24:50,909 --> 00:24:51,942
Gentlemen.
420
00:24:55,107 --> 00:24:58,054
The stove underneath Rudy's espresso pot
went off like a forty mike-mike.
421
00:24:58,174 --> 00:25:00,987
Flamed white boy's face
like a rotisserie chicken.
422
00:25:01,107 --> 00:25:02,857
Let me understand this...
423
00:25:03,856 --> 00:25:05,724
My R.T.O. has just been burned
424
00:25:05,844 --> 00:25:08,509
in his tent by an
exploding portable stove.
425
00:25:09,753 --> 00:25:12,116
And without my R.T.O.,
I will be going to war
426
00:25:12,236 --> 00:25:15,473
unable to quickly and effectively
establish radio communications
427
00:25:15,593 --> 00:25:16,817
within our unit,
428
00:25:16,937 --> 00:25:19,688
with other elements of the battalion,
and with close air support.
429
00:25:21,108 --> 00:25:22,858
Is this what is happening?
430
00:25:23,174 --> 00:25:26,114
That and they're probably gonna N.J.P.
all our asses for operating a stove
431
00:25:26,234 --> 00:25:27,863
in the tent against the regs.
432
00:25:28,431 --> 00:25:30,164
Over an espresso maker?
433
00:25:32,359 --> 00:25:34,180
This platoon is going down
434
00:25:35,647 --> 00:25:37,330
over an espresso maker?
435
00:25:38,195 --> 00:25:40,611
... until division informs me otherwise.
436
00:25:40,731 --> 00:25:42,334
All right, that's all for now.
437
00:25:42,496 --> 00:25:45,171
Keep it tight, gentlemen.
We're on a short string.
438
00:25:46,176 --> 00:25:47,426
Lieutenant Fick.
439
00:25:48,488 --> 00:25:49,404
Yes sir?
440
00:25:51,999 --> 00:25:54,085
Your C.O. passed on your report.
441
00:25:54,481 --> 00:25:57,224
Your unit sustained a casualty.
A marine was burned.
442
00:25:58,611 --> 00:26:00,489
Corporal person sustained minor injuries
443
00:26:00,609 --> 00:26:02,803
when a cookstove being operated
according to regulations
444
00:26:02,923 --> 00:26:04,654
suffered a catastrophic failure.
445
00:26:06,295 --> 00:26:08,431
And the men operating this cookstove
446
00:26:08,551 --> 00:26:10,427
were outside the tent
when this happened?
447
00:26:10,547 --> 00:26:11,440
Yes sir.
448
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:13,970
At the time, corporal person
was kneeling by the entrance,
449
00:26:14,090 --> 00:26:15,296
servicing a 148.
450
00:26:19,740 --> 00:26:21,860
- And you witnessed this?
- Yes sir.
451
00:26:22,094 --> 00:26:23,676
I observed the stove malfunction,
452
00:26:23,796 --> 00:26:27,013
and the swift action of
my Marines to treat corporal person.
453
00:26:30,172 --> 00:26:31,422
Lieutenant Fick,
454
00:26:31,863 --> 00:26:35,619
you might want to consider writing up
some of these men for commendation.
455
00:26:35,882 --> 00:26:37,570
I will consider that, sir.
456
00:26:48,098 --> 00:26:50,129
Why is the PX at an army camp?
457
00:26:50,622 --> 00:26:54,483
Marines don't need a PX. We're about
to loot and pillage a country!
458
00:26:54,603 --> 00:26:56,725
Then why are we going to the PX?
459
00:26:57,710 --> 00:26:58,916
AAA batteries.
460
00:27:00,062 --> 00:27:03,166
Dip... skoal and Copenhagen,
461
00:27:04,592 --> 00:27:05,653
baby wipes,
462
00:27:06,235 --> 00:27:08,584
various flavored Pringles in a can,
463
00:27:10,206 --> 00:27:12,456
and adult diapers,
464
00:27:14,172 --> 00:27:15,322
as requested.
465
00:27:16,659 --> 00:27:19,304
Why do you need me
to get you all this stuff?
466
00:27:19,424 --> 00:27:20,725
In the infinite wisdom
467
00:27:21,094 --> 00:27:23,455
of whoever runs
the military post-exchange stores,
468
00:27:23,575 --> 00:27:27,391
they won't sell this stuff in quantity
to actual military personnel.
469
00:27:27,511 --> 00:27:30,521
For civilians like yourself,
the sky's the limit.
470
00:27:31,949 --> 00:27:34,495
- And why is that?
- To keep us angry.
471
00:27:35,674 --> 00:27:38,047
If Marines could get what they need
when they need it,
472
00:27:38,167 --> 00:27:41,701
we would be happy, and we wouldn't be
ready to kill people all the time.
473
00:27:41,821 --> 00:27:44,179
See, the marine corps is like
America's little pit bull.
474
00:27:44,299 --> 00:27:45,807
They beat us, mistreat us,
475
00:27:45,927 --> 00:27:48,794
and once in a while let us out
to attack somebody.
476
00:27:51,324 --> 00:27:53,296
What's the big deal with the batteries?
477
00:27:53,416 --> 00:27:55,592
They're for our pec-twos and N.V.Gs,
478
00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:57,650
our night vision.
479
00:27:58,663 --> 00:28:01,291
Battalion didn't bring enough batteries.
We had to ration them.
480
00:28:01,411 --> 00:28:03,616
Battalion didn't bring
enough of anything that matters.
481
00:28:03,736 --> 00:28:05,427
They don't {\even }have enough fuckin' maps.
482
00:28:05,547 --> 00:28:07,531
The army goes to war, they bring it all.
483
00:28:07,651 --> 00:28:08,889
But Marines...
484
00:28:09,396 --> 00:28:10,449
We make do.
485
00:28:11,541 --> 00:28:13,162
No maps, no batteries.
486
00:28:13,404 --> 00:28:16,322
We keep trying to get this shit
mailed to us but nothing ever comes.
487
00:28:16,659 --> 00:28:20,327
Fuck if Colbert didn't try and
have a shield for the turret Fedexed,
488
00:28:20,487 --> 00:28:22,593
not that it'll get here in time.
489
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,681
Titanium, 16 lbs.
490
00:28:27,985 --> 00:28:29,863
I had it custom engineered.
491
00:28:31,789 --> 00:28:34,491
{\See, }When the Marines
invade a foreign country,
492
00:28:34,611 --> 00:28:36,557
we gotta buy all our own shit.
493
00:28:36,861 --> 00:28:40,179
Me and Brad spent $500 of our own money
just fixing up the Humvee...
494
00:28:40,737 --> 00:28:43,860
Bought our own antennas,
filters, cammie nets.
495
00:28:44,611 --> 00:28:46,626
We even painted it ourselves.
496
00:28:47,174 --> 00:28:48,424
So yeah, homes,
497
00:28:49,867 --> 00:28:50,971
we pimpin'.
498
00:28:55,647 --> 00:28:57,654
Why do you guys need the diapers?
499
00:29:04,453 --> 00:29:07,694
Hitman two three, this is Hitman.
Radio check, over.
500
00:29:19,603 --> 00:29:22,856
Brad, we have major activity
on the wire.
501
00:29:24,171 --> 00:29:27,102
2-0 unidentified victors
at the checkpoint.
502
00:29:29,793 --> 00:29:32,297
Fuck, they're coming through the gates!
503
00:29:37,227 --> 00:29:39,129
Un-fucking-believable.
504
00:29:39,509 --> 00:29:40,761
The shit is on.
505
00:29:41,102 --> 00:29:42,158
Has to be.
506
00:29:46,973 --> 00:29:49,456
- Pepperoni, motherfucker!
- This fucking rocks!
507
00:29:52,701 --> 00:29:54,337
Some beer would go great with this!
508
00:29:57,010 --> 00:29:58,799
Here, I'll trade you one.
509
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:00,305
- Fuck yeah!
- $10 a pie?
510
00:30:00,425 --> 00:30:03,287
- No sir, I'm selling $10 per slice.
- The fuck you say?
511
00:30:03,407 --> 00:30:06,187
With kindness, sir, you go
to Kuwait City and get it yourself then.
512
00:30:06,307 --> 00:30:08,054
- Fucking ridiculous!
- You have $20?
513
00:30:08,174 --> 00:30:10,223
Can you believe
they're like 10 bucks a slice?
514
00:30:10,343 --> 00:30:12,842
- I need a 20!
- You haji motherfucker!
515
00:30:16,100 --> 00:30:17,485
Choke, motherfucker!
516
00:30:17,687 --> 00:30:20,202
I'm three for 20.
I'm hornier than a motherfucker!
517
00:30:20,322 --> 00:30:24,321
Just when I thought I'd stopped loving
the marine corps they go and do this.
518
00:30:25,381 --> 00:30:26,731
This is it, Dawg.
519
00:30:26,950 --> 00:30:30,872
The corps doesn't just bring pizza pies
from Kuwait City for no reason.
520
00:30:31,417 --> 00:30:33,402
We got lobster in Afghanistan.
521
00:30:37,262 --> 00:30:38,412
Captain, sir?
522
00:30:39,319 --> 00:30:40,863
Did you guys get some pizza?
523
00:30:40,983 --> 00:30:42,471
You can have my extra slice.
524
00:30:42,591 --> 00:30:44,516
The other companies have bumped
into high gear.
525
00:30:44,636 --> 00:30:48,086
They're stowing their gear,
packing the Humvees. What's up?
526
00:30:48,958 --> 00:30:50,361
What do you mean?
527
00:30:50,876 --> 00:30:54,099
Sir, is there a reason
we got pizza delivered today?
528
00:31:00,222 --> 00:31:03,069
Godfather issued maps
for your team leaders,
529
00:31:03,409 --> 00:31:05,199
the whole A-O to the Euphrates.
530
00:31:05,652 --> 00:31:08,646
I was gonna bring it up
at our briefing tomorrow.
531
00:31:13,985 --> 00:31:16,794
Godfather says General Mattis
issued the warning order.
532
00:31:17,366 --> 00:31:21,352
So be prepared to move to the staging
area within the next 48 hours.
533
00:31:24,804 --> 00:31:26,762
Nice of him to fucking mention it.
534
00:31:26,923 --> 00:31:27,949
Get some!
535
00:31:29,477 --> 00:31:30,538
Let's roll!
536
00:31:33,450 --> 00:31:36,526
- Shit, Dawg!
- I feel like it's fuckin' Christmas!
537
00:31:43,690 --> 00:31:46,282
It's urgent, Brad.
We're fuckin' almost Oscar Mike.
538
00:31:46,442 --> 00:31:47,205
Ray,
539
00:31:48,023 --> 00:31:50,354
can I have just one final moment
540
00:31:50,474 --> 00:31:52,761
enjoying the fruits of civilization?
541
00:32:06,754 --> 00:32:08,486
We are breaking open the M.O.P. suits.
542
00:32:08,606 --> 00:32:11,190
They are rated to maintain
their effectiveness against chemical
543
00:32:11,310 --> 00:32:13,350
and biological attack for 30 days.
544
00:32:13,693 --> 00:32:15,610
Now make sure they fit now.
545
00:32:15,971 --> 00:32:18,266
There will be no chance
to exchange them later.
546
00:32:18,386 --> 00:32:20,857
Do not wash, abrade,
or puncture your M.O.P. suit.
547
00:32:22,206 --> 00:32:25,572
- We expect to fight dirty.
- Been fighting dirty my whole life.
548
00:32:25,732 --> 00:32:28,699
If we are fighting in a chemical
environment and we get shot,
549
00:32:29,054 --> 00:32:30,557
how are they gonna cas-evac us{\if we're dirty}?
550
00:32:30,677 --> 00:32:32,787
- They're not.
- What?
551
00:32:32,947 --> 00:32:36,414
You're hit in a chemical environment,
you're fucked anyway.
552
00:32:39,561 --> 00:32:41,045
Woodland camouflage?
553
00:32:41,349 --> 00:32:44,085
Anyone happen to remember we're invading
a fucking desert country?
554
00:32:44,205 --> 00:32:46,633
- Fuckin' retards.
- Exactly. What the fuck, man?
555
00:32:46,753 --> 00:32:48,154
Can't fight in this shit.
556
00:32:48,274 --> 00:32:50,011
I hate these fuckin' things.
557
00:32:51,514 --> 00:32:53,664
How come the reporter gets desert?
558
00:32:54,086 --> 00:32:56,089
- I didn't ask for...
- Are you wearing shorts?
559
00:32:56,209 --> 00:32:57,854
What? Boxers, screwby.
560
00:32:58,437 --> 00:33:00,022
Yo, it's gonna be hot, man.
561
00:33:00,875 --> 00:33:01,708
Me?
562
00:33:01,994 --> 00:33:04,096
Shit, I'm freeballing it
all the way to Baghdad.
563
00:33:04,216 --> 00:33:06,529
- Good thing I shaved my balls.
- Your President
564
00:33:08,084 --> 00:33:09,165
is watching!
565
00:33:11,872 --> 00:33:12,894
America
566
00:33:14,713 --> 00:33:15,841
is watching!
567
00:33:18,717 --> 00:33:20,203
But more important,
568
00:33:22,322 --> 00:33:23,507
Godfather
569
00:33:25,187 --> 00:33:26,243
is watching.
570
00:33:29,014 --> 00:33:30,376
Make no mistake,
571
00:33:31,945 --> 00:33:33,973
there will be no
572
00:33:34,655 --> 00:33:36,013
fuckups!
573
00:33:38,192 --> 00:33:39,248
Marines
574
00:33:40,765 --> 00:33:43,460
around this world would gives
575
00:33:44,691 --> 00:33:46,002
their left
576
00:33:46,323 --> 00:33:47,221
nuts
577
00:33:47,895 --> 00:33:49,168
to be
578
00:33:50,326 --> 00:33:51,619
where you are!
579
00:33:52,887 --> 00:33:56,078
- Anybody not want to go?
- No, Sergeant Major!
580
00:33:57,012 --> 00:33:58,223
Marines,
581
00:33:59,585 --> 00:34:00,936
kill on three!
582
00:34:02,086 --> 00:34:02,967
One!
583
00:34:03,801 --> 00:34:04,728
Two!
584
00:34:05,508 --> 00:34:07,605
- Three!
- Kill!
585
00:34:10,954 --> 00:34:12,809
Batal-lion,
586
00:34:14,864 --> 00:34:16,837
atten...
587
00:34:17,555 --> 00:34:18,309
tion!
588
00:34:21,486 --> 00:34:22,465
Dismissed!
589
00:34:26,797 --> 00:34:27,831
Get some!
590
00:34:43,111 --> 00:34:44,016
Hitman three,
591
00:34:44,136 --> 00:34:47,536
can you have your R.T.O. head over
here to Hitman? Over.
592
00:34:47,656 --> 00:34:49,368
Anybody need any water?
593
00:34:54,969 --> 00:34:56,864
Sergeant, are we there yet?
594
00:34:57,824 --> 00:35:00,313
Hitman, this is Hitman three.
He's en route.
595
00:35:00,433 --> 00:35:02,180
What the fuck is taking so long?
596
00:35:02,300 --> 00:35:05,186
We've been sitting here
for four goddamn hours.
597
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:24,660
- Don't spit on my Humvee, Ray.
- I didn't.
598
00:35:26,581 --> 00:35:27,451
Ray,
599
00:35:27,571 --> 00:35:31,132
you spit with your lips, you always
get it on the side of my Humvee.
600
00:35:31,754 --> 00:35:33,856
I heard you spit with your lips.
601
00:35:34,420 --> 00:35:35,720
Spit with your teeth{\, Ray}.
602
00:35:38,048 --> 00:35:40,382
All Hitman victors, still waiting.
603
00:35:40,793 --> 00:35:43,967
Be advised we're still waiting
for the battalion translator.
604
00:35:46,780 --> 00:35:50,142
Do you mean you guys are invading Iraq
with just one translator?
605
00:36:01,535 --> 00:36:02,435
No, shit.
606
00:36:02,555 --> 00:36:03,678
What is it?
607
00:36:06,793 --> 00:36:08,730
Dude man, this majorly sucks!
608
00:36:09,511 --> 00:36:11,421
Sir, we can not delay any longer.
609
00:36:14,742 --> 00:36:17,011
I can't believe I'm leaving
without my shit, man.
610
00:36:18,714 --> 00:36:19,879
It's primo chronic.
611
00:36:19,999 --> 00:36:22,307
- It's the best in the gulf!
- That's regrettable, Sir.
612
00:36:22,468 --> 00:36:24,354
- Bullshit!
- Let's go, mount up!
613
00:36:24,474 --> 00:36:26,484
- Interpreter is stowed.
- We are Oscar Mike!
614
00:36:26,604 --> 00:36:29,315
We are Oscar Mike to
the border staging area.
615
00:36:29,924 --> 00:36:31,087
Two two's up!
616
00:36:32,230 --> 00:36:33,333
War scribe,
617
00:36:33,811 --> 00:36:34,737
want some dip?
618
00:36:36,453 --> 00:36:39,603
First couple of times I dipped,
I puked a little bit.
619
00:36:40,606 --> 00:36:43,663
But as long as you don't get it.
In Brad's Humvee,
620
00:36:44,452 --> 00:36:45,619
we won't mind.
621
00:36:54,250 --> 00:36:56,818
- All Hitman Victors...
- It's good, isn't it?
622
00:36:56,938 --> 00:37:00,938
... maintain 50 meter
dispersion at 2-5 kph, over.
623
00:37:01,309 --> 00:37:02,516
Roger that.
624
00:37:04,516 --> 00:37:06,960
All Hitman Two Victors,
we are Oscar Mike.
625
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:09,654
Maintain 50 meter dispersion at 45 kph.
626
00:37:09,774 --> 00:37:11,224
Check it out, Dawg.
627
00:37:11,726 --> 00:37:13,482
White man won't be denied.
628
00:37:56,776 --> 00:37:59,022
... cruise missiles fired by US Ships
629
00:37:59,142 --> 00:38:01,589
and guided bombs dropped
by stealth planes
630
00:38:01,709 --> 00:38:03,963
struck targets in downtown Baghdad
631
00:38:04,083 --> 00:38:05,912
in what American officials describe
632
00:38:06,073 --> 00:38:09,248
as an attempt to decapitate
the Iraqi leadership
633
00:38:09,408 --> 00:38:10,893
before the war begins.
634
00:38:11,169 --> 00:38:14,289
Meanwhile, a quarter of a million
American and British-led troops
635
00:38:14,409 --> 00:38:16,962
are said to be massed
on the Iraq-Kuwait border
636
00:38:17,082 --> 00:38:19,759
amid claims that many Iraqi soldiers
637
00:38:19,919 --> 00:38:21,369
are ready to defect.
638
00:38:21,868 --> 00:38:25,165
In the States, the US Secretary
of Defense Donald Rumsfeld
639
00:38:25,285 --> 00:38:29,106
has denied reports that negotiations
are taking place for a cease fire.
640
00:38:29,491 --> 00:38:32,063
He said the only topic
for discussion with Saddam Hussein
641
00:38:32,611 --> 00:38:35,358
- was unconditional surrender...
- We kicked the hornet's nest.
642
00:38:37,017 --> 00:38:38,861
Now we better kill
all the fucking hornets.
643
00:38:42,989 --> 00:38:44,784
You're being called upon to kill.
644
00:38:45,917 --> 00:38:49,067
We're gonna be invading
a country full of civilians.
645
00:38:49,510 --> 00:38:51,310
But at the same time,
646
00:38:51,430 --> 00:38:54,129
we don't know if the people shooting
at us are gonna be in uniform
647
00:38:54,249 --> 00:38:55,916
or looking like farmers.
648
00:38:56,585 --> 00:38:57,933
If we shoot civilians,
649
00:38:58,053 --> 00:39:00,529
we're gonna turn the populace
against us and lose this war.
650
00:39:00,649 --> 00:39:03,989
But I don't want to lose marines
because we are not aggressive.
651
00:39:04,109 --> 00:39:06,259
The R.O.E. will boil down to this:
652
00:39:07,383 --> 00:39:11,310
if in your mind you fire
to protect yourself or your team
653
00:39:12,133 --> 00:39:13,808
- it's the right thing.
- Hell yeah!
654
00:39:13,928 --> 00:39:15,090
Get that?
655
00:39:16,182 --> 00:39:17,893
I don't want
to shoot no fuckin' farmer.
656
00:39:18,013 --> 00:39:19,364
- {\Shit, }I'd shoot one.
- Sir,
657
00:39:19,484 --> 00:39:21,348
you got any word
from the rest of the world?
658
00:39:21,468 --> 00:39:23,000
Is the U.N. going in with us,
659
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:24,670
or are we on our own?
660
00:39:25,845 --> 00:39:28,743
It's the usual french
talk of stall and surrender.
661
00:39:28,904 --> 00:39:30,205
Gas gas gas!
662
00:39:31,115 --> 00:39:33,124
- Move move!
- Gas gas!
663
00:39:35,703 --> 00:39:37,339
- Gas gas gas!
- Move move move!
664
00:39:37,459 --> 00:39:38,914
Get to the vehicles!
665
00:39:45,137 --> 00:39:47,861
Let's go, let's take cover! Let's go!
666
00:39:48,507 --> 00:39:49,837
Move move move!
667
00:39:50,529 --> 00:39:52,685
Put a move on it! We gotta go!
668
00:39:52,845 --> 00:39:53,978
Get to the vehicles!
669
00:40:25,348 --> 00:40:27,109
What do you got, Sergeant?
670
00:40:33,828 --> 00:40:35,771
Can you help me with the...
671
00:40:54,238 --> 00:40:55,225
All clear!
672
00:40:56,868 --> 00:40:57,902
All clear!
673
00:41:02,665 --> 00:41:05,715
I just performed testicle
surgery on the reporter!
674
00:41:09,416 --> 00:41:12,676
I forgot to spit out my
tobacco so I had to swallow it.
675
00:41:13,780 --> 00:41:16,104
And this suit is too small.
676
00:41:17,583 --> 00:41:19,084
That strap was crushing my nuts.
677
00:41:19,204 --> 00:41:23,008
Reporter, you are possibly
the biggest fuckup I have encountered.
678
00:41:23,573 --> 00:41:25,444
Well maybe he fits right in.
679
00:41:45,793 --> 00:41:49,162
You know it doesn't make
you gay if you think Rudy's hot.
680
00:41:49,282 --> 00:41:50,788
We all think he's hot.
681
00:41:50,908 --> 00:41:52,319
Jesus, you're beautiful.
682
00:41:52,439 --> 00:41:54,250
Actually I'm going to hell out here.
683
00:41:54,370 --> 00:41:55,338
Back home,
684
00:41:55,784 --> 00:41:57,893
all I eat is sushi and vegetables.
685
00:41:58,053 --> 00:41:59,812
The nutrition here is garbage.
686
00:42:01,444 --> 00:42:04,248
You know, I think sheree and
I are going to move to san francisco.
687
00:42:04,368 --> 00:42:05,734
There's no fat people there.
688
00:42:05,895 --> 00:42:07,659
That was a no-shit scud attack, Gents.
689
00:42:07,779 --> 00:42:08,946
Awesome!
690
00:42:09,066 --> 00:42:11,412
I just lived through a scud attack.
691
00:42:11,692 --> 00:42:14,661
Rudy, why would you give a fuck
if there's fat people where you live?
692
00:42:14,781 --> 00:42:17,098
Brother, I want to live where
people care about themselves.
693
00:42:17,218 --> 00:42:18,697
Jesus christ, Rudy.
694
00:42:19,623 --> 00:42:22,417
When are you gonna realize
that you're fucking gay?
695
00:42:23,766 --> 00:42:27,089
When we're on libo, you wear
banana republic daisy duke shorts
696
00:42:27,550 --> 00:42:28,912
{\and }now you're rolling into battle
697
00:42:29,032 --> 00:42:31,677
in your goddamn chicken suit
and J-Lo glasses.
698
00:42:32,096 --> 00:42:33,442
You dress like a pimp queen.
699
00:42:33,562 --> 00:42:36,185
I don't dress like
no goddamn pimp queen.
700
00:42:36,476 --> 00:42:38,928
I wear clothes that are body-conscious.
701
00:42:41,611 --> 00:42:42,852
Gas gas gas!
702
00:42:46,061 --> 00:42:47,484
Move move move!
703
00:42:54,538 --> 00:42:56,769
- Good job, reporter.
- I got it!
704
00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:01,136
Air and Arty are
now hitting Safwan Hill.
705
00:43:01,954 --> 00:43:05,604
There are two Iraqi divisions
on the other side of the breach.
706
00:43:06,879 --> 00:43:10,061
From the sound of it,
they are not having a good day.
707
00:43:10,530 --> 00:43:14,071
We are going to demonstrate
to the Iraqis that we have not come
708
00:43:14,191 --> 00:43:17,441
to harm innocent people
or threaten their way of life.
709
00:43:17,681 --> 00:43:21,649
But if you bump into an Iraqi who wants
to fight, you will fucking kick his ass.
710
00:43:23,620 --> 00:43:25,385
Battle streamers for this battalion
711
00:43:25,505 --> 00:43:27,847
will be earned on your shoulders,
712
00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:29,599
on your shoulders.
713
00:43:31,209 --> 00:43:32,376
Now, gentlemen,
714
00:43:32,496 --> 00:43:35,835
all mustaches grown
for the divisional contest
715
00:43:35,955 --> 00:43:37,761
are all to be shaved
716
00:43:38,145 --> 00:43:40,079
by the time we reach the Euphrates.
717
00:43:41,576 --> 00:43:44,526
This battalion will maintain
a grooming standard.
718
00:43:46,166 --> 00:43:47,716
That's all, gentlemen.
719
00:43:50,981 --> 00:43:54,964
We're getting ready to invade a country
and this is what our leader offers us.
720
00:43:55,084 --> 00:43:56,165
Mustaches.
721
00:43:56,285 --> 00:43:59,430
I trust you, Brad, to keep
your personal feelings to yourself.
722
00:44:02,359 --> 00:44:03,542
Check it out.
723
00:44:03,894 --> 00:44:05,016
I taped my windows
724
00:44:05,136 --> 00:44:08,786
so I can turn my laptop on without
the enemy seeing the light.
725
00:44:09,119 --> 00:44:09,963
Cool?
726
00:44:12,377 --> 00:44:15,542
How do you feel on the
edge of this historical invasion?
727
00:44:15,775 --> 00:44:19,125
Find those batteries yet
for my night vision gear, Gunny?
728
00:44:19,702 --> 00:44:21,637
That was a goddamn sucker punch.
729
00:44:21,757 --> 00:44:24,040
Supply situation isn't on any of us.
730
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:26,732
With all due respect, Gunny,
last I checked, your billet
731
00:44:26,852 --> 00:44:30,674
was ops chief in charge of procuring
supplies necessary for combat readiness.
732
00:44:30,794 --> 00:44:32,268
Yeah, and I inherited that mess
733
00:44:32,388 --> 00:44:35,978
from some pog who fucked
it all up before I even got near it.
734
00:44:38,297 --> 00:44:39,973
- You get word on the escort?
- A week.
735
00:44:40,093 --> 00:44:41,786
Gave me a {\fucking }week to unfuck this shit.
736
00:44:41,906 --> 00:44:42,756
Captain?
737
00:44:43,103 --> 00:44:44,966
Are we getting tanks or cobras?
738
00:44:45,823 --> 00:44:47,584
What's up with the escort?
739
00:44:47,891 --> 00:44:49,889
We got word a couple of hours ago.
740
00:44:50,099 --> 00:44:53,491
We're not getting escort tanks
or cobras going over the border.
741
00:44:53,611 --> 00:44:56,761
Any reason you waited
till now to tell me about this?
742
00:45:04,179 --> 00:45:07,553
We've lost our armor escort.
And we get no ass going over the L.O.D.
743
00:45:07,673 --> 00:45:10,454
- That's a low priority to pass on?
- Personal feelings, sir.
744
00:45:10,574 --> 00:45:13,124
They're sending us
alone against Iraqi armor.
745
00:45:13,244 --> 00:45:15,627
People are gonna die because of this!
746
00:45:16,214 --> 00:45:18,316
See you on the other side, Bro.
747
00:45:20,453 --> 00:45:21,429
Godspeed!
748
00:45:22,214 --> 00:45:24,725
- God-fucking-speed to you!
- Fucking Captain America.
749
00:45:25,223 --> 00:45:28,573
- A little belt-fed today, isn't he?
- We're all excited.
750
00:45:34,239 --> 00:45:36,400
They kill hundreds, those pilots.
751
00:45:37,069 --> 00:45:40,069
I would liked to have flown the
plane that dropped the bomb on Japan.
752
00:45:40,189 --> 00:45:43,118
A couple of dudes killed
hundreds of thousands.
753
00:45:43,278 --> 00:45:44,327
That fucking rules.
754
00:45:59,476 --> 00:46:01,543
All Hitman Victors,
755
00:46:01,663 --> 00:46:05,173
be advised we are five kliks out
from breach point 2. Over.
756
00:46:10,292 --> 00:46:12,640
Man, I wish I had some 'shrooms.
757
00:46:13,374 --> 00:46:14,879
This is the fucking shit!
758
00:46:14,999 --> 00:46:16,860
Yeah, it's the shiznit.
759
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:19,593
Watch the fucking road.
760
00:46:20,273 --> 00:46:21,806
How come we're not there yet?
761
00:46:21,926 --> 00:46:25,661
Maybe 'cause a certain severely retarded
company commander by the name
762
00:46:25,822 --> 00:46:28,664
of Encino man who,
in his infinite retardation,
763
00:46:29,391 --> 00:46:30,958
duct-taped his humvee windows.
764
00:46:31,422 --> 00:46:33,368
Thought he was being
all tactical and shit,
765
00:46:33,488 --> 00:46:36,547
until Bravo missed the turn at the
checkpoint 'cause retard couldn't see
766
00:46:36,708 --> 00:46:38,242
out his fuckin' truck.
767
00:46:40,241 --> 00:46:43,495
There's layers of retardation
that most people don't even know about.
768
00:46:43,615 --> 00:46:46,370
- You should quote me on that.
- Two One, continue behind raptor.
769
00:46:46,490 --> 00:46:48,308
We'll be veering west to the 98 ***.
770
00:46:48,469 --> 00:46:50,185
Roger that.
We still have *** point 2.
771
00:46:50,554 --> 00:46:54,367
Look at this shit. How come
we can't ever invade a cool country...
772
00:46:54,487 --> 00:46:56,559
like chicks in bikinis, you know?
773
00:46:56,679 --> 00:46:58,934
How come countries like
that don't ever need Marines?
774
00:46:59,054 --> 00:47:00,166
I'll tell you why.
775
00:47:00,286 --> 00:47:02,575
It's lack of pussy
that fucks countries up.
776
00:47:02,695 --> 00:47:06,593
Lack of pussy is the root fucking
cause of all global instability.
777
00:47:07,104 --> 00:47:08,995
If more hajis were
getting quality pussy,
778
00:47:09,156 --> 00:47:11,914
there'd be no reason for us to come
over here and fuck them up like this.
779
00:47:12,378 --> 00:47:14,993
'cause a nut-busted
haji is a happy haji.
780
00:47:18,042 --> 00:47:19,962
How much ripped fuel have you ingested?
781
00:47:20,082 --> 00:47:22,011
I'm on it like a motherfucker, Brad.
782
00:47:22,131 --> 00:47:23,477
I'm moto, dude!
783
00:47:24,273 --> 00:47:26,326
No more of that shit.
784
00:47:26,446 --> 00:47:28,297
When you do ripped fuel,
you can't shut up.
785
00:47:28,417 --> 00:47:30,310
All Hitman Victors,
786
00:47:30,430 --> 00:47:33,704
be advised you
are three kliks south of breach point 2.
787
00:47:34,777 --> 00:47:36,388
Interesting theory though.
788
00:47:36,508 --> 00:47:38,454
Yeah, you should quote me on it.
789
00:47:38,574 --> 00:47:40,652
You know what?
You should definitely quote me on it.
790
00:47:40,813 --> 00:47:43,280
This whole fucking thing,
it comes down to pussy.
791
00:47:43,812 --> 00:47:45,722
If you took the republican guard
792
00:47:45,842 --> 00:47:48,111
and comped their asses
in vegas for a weekend,
793
00:47:48,231 --> 00:47:49,427
no fucking war.
794
00:47:50,064 --> 00:47:53,188
So the war's not about oil or W.M.Ds?
795
00:47:53,308 --> 00:47:56,043
No. In the opinion of
this Marine it's about pussy.
796
00:47:57,087 --> 00:48:00,214
- And it's not about Saddam?
- Saddam's just part of the problem.
797
00:48:00,375 --> 00:48:02,090
If Saddam invested more
798
00:48:02,453 --> 00:48:05,928
in the pussy infrastructure of iraq
than he did on his fucking gayass army,
799
00:48:06,387 --> 00:48:10,086
than this country would be no more
fucked up than, say, Mexico.
800
00:48:13,033 --> 00:48:14,101
Please shut up.
801
00:48:17,883 --> 00:48:18,881
Thank you.
802
00:48:19,262 --> 00:48:22,319
All hitman two victors,
we are one klik until breach 2.
803
00:48:26,986 --> 00:48:28,419
Wake up, Trombley.
804
00:48:30,770 --> 00:48:32,120
You're missing the invasion.
805
00:48:59,764 --> 00:49:01,091
Yo, Christopher,
806
00:49:03,005 --> 00:49:05,710
get some of this on videotape
for me, Brah.
807
00:49:05,927 --> 00:49:08,510
This is us invading
a country right here.
808
00:49:11,504 --> 00:49:12,535
Oh, shit!
809
00:49:16,038 --> 00:49:17,707
Welcome to Iraq, bitches!
810
00:49:28,689 --> 00:49:32,139
All Hitman Two Victors,
we take this turn,
811
00:49:32,998 --> 00:49:35,309
we're screening west with
no adjacent support.
812
00:49:35,470 --> 00:49:38,568
Roger that. This is it.
We got no escort.
813
00:49:38,688 --> 00:49:40,939
It's just our thin-skinned
Humvees going against tanks.
814
00:49:41,100 --> 00:49:44,276
Jesus, Captain America's
a fucking retard.
815
00:49:44,396 --> 00:49:47,669
They need to keep that
asshole off company-wide comms.
816
00:49:54,750 --> 00:49:56,565
Two One Alpha, this is Two One Bravo.
817
00:49:56,685 --> 00:50:00,629
We have a possible rocket tube at our
two o'clock, 500 meters,
818
00:50:00,749 --> 00:50:02,426
that shiny thing. Over.
819
00:50:03,808 --> 00:50:06,922
Put your mark-19 at two o'clock,
range at 500.
820
00:50:08,281 --> 00:50:09,993
I see a glinting, Sergeant.
821
00:50:10,113 --> 00:50:12,822
I can't tell if it's
a pipe or a tank tube.
822
00:50:13,382 --> 00:50:15,349
I glassed it. It's a pipe.
823
00:50:16,887 --> 00:50:18,766
Two One Bravo, this is Two One Alpha.
824
00:50:18,886 --> 00:50:21,201
We see a pipe in a trash pile. Over.
825
00:50:22,276 --> 00:50:23,870
This is Two One Bravo.
826
00:50:23,990 --> 00:50:25,150
Roger that. Out.
827
00:50:25,470 --> 00:50:28,046
Tell you who the biggest
fucking retard is:
828
00:50:28,166 --> 00:50:29,711
that Saddam Hussein.
829
00:50:30,358 --> 00:50:33,659
We already kicked his ass once, and
what does this retard go and fucking do?
830
00:50:34,232 --> 00:50:37,037
He spends the next 10
years pissing us off even more.
831
00:50:37,390 --> 00:50:39,031
We don't{\ even} want
to be in this shithole.
832
00:50:39,151 --> 00:50:40,207
Stop scribbling.
833
00:50:41,562 --> 00:50:42,959
It encourages him.
834
00:50:48,291 --> 00:50:49,768
Stay frosty, Gents.
835
00:50:50,719 --> 00:50:51,939
What do you got?
836
00:50:52,059 --> 00:50:54,723
I just waved at an Iraqi
and he waved back.
837
00:50:55,439 --> 00:50:56,632
That was cool.
838
00:50:56,752 --> 00:50:59,142
Good, Garza. Be magnanimous.
839
00:50:59,752 --> 00:51:01,295
What the fuck does that mean?
840
00:51:01,415 --> 00:51:03,105
Lofty and kinglike.
841
00:51:03,486 --> 00:51:05,223
Buddy, it's 10:00 in the morning.
842
00:51:05,343 --> 00:51:08,110
Don't you think you oughta change out
of your pajamas?
843
00:51:18,219 --> 00:51:20,639
- Afternoon, sir.
- Beautiful day to get a war on.
844
00:51:20,759 --> 00:51:23,256
- I'll trade your pop-tarts.
- I got combos.
845
00:51:24,383 --> 00:51:25,546
I'll take 'em.
846
00:51:26,144 --> 00:51:29,112
- Sucker.
- Sir, is our mission still that bridge?
847
00:51:29,232 --> 00:51:31,087
All right, gents, listen up.
848
00:51:37,357 --> 00:51:38,386
We are here.
849
00:51:38,506 --> 00:51:42,480
Our orders, that we are to bust north
until the battalion tells us to stop.
850
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:46,155
The bridge we're supposed
to be seizing in six hours is here.
851
00:51:46,697 --> 00:51:48,447
We've gone beyond the A-O.
852
00:51:49,060 --> 00:51:51,613
Is battalion {\still }asking us to execute
our mission on the same timetable?
853
00:51:51,733 --> 00:51:54,114
- I have no word on that, brad.
- Anyone want a charms?
854
00:51:54,275 --> 00:51:55,925
What, are you an idiot?
855
00:51:56,045 --> 00:51:59,561
Never ever let charms
into this vehicle again.
856
00:51:59,681 --> 00:52:01,829
Nobody lets charms in the vehicle
in the whole fucking
857
00:52:01,949 --> 00:52:03,895
United States Marine corps.
It's bad luck.
858
00:52:04,015 --> 00:52:07,045
- Semper simple motherfucker.
- Fuckin' new guy!
859
00:52:08,437 --> 00:52:11,926
We've been static way too long,
sitting here with our asses hanging out.
860
00:52:12,208 --> 00:52:14,551
We don't stand a chance
against one T-72 tank.
861
00:52:15,366 --> 00:52:18,231
They got 70 of them out here.
This is suicide!
862
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:20,825
Sir, the behavior
of your fellow officer,
863
00:52:20,945 --> 00:52:23,976
commander of our sister platoon,
is starting to concern us.
864
00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:26,093
Captain America's unprofessional.
865
00:52:26,213 --> 00:52:29,895
If you have a nickname for an Officer,
I don't want to know it.
866
00:52:30,015 --> 00:52:32,099
Is everyone on your
teams getting some shut-eye?
867
00:52:32,219 --> 00:52:35,197
Since they brought us pizza at Mathilda,
my whole team hasn't slept.
868
00:52:35,845 --> 00:52:38,713
- That's, what, 30 hours now?
- We don't know what's coming.
869
00:52:38,833 --> 00:52:40,712
You gotta rotate guys,
get 'em some sleep.
870
00:53:41,755 --> 00:53:45,183
When my band opened up for Limp Bizkit
in Kansas City, we fuckin' sucked.
871
00:53:46,344 --> 00:53:47,648
But then again, so did they.
872
00:53:47,768 --> 00:53:51,106
The only difference is that they
became famous and I became a marine.
873
00:53:51,266 --> 00:53:53,191
Hey, there's kids holding hands.
874
00:53:55,562 --> 00:53:56,384
Cute.
875
00:53:57,521 --> 00:53:59,200
Don't shoot 'em, Garza.
876
00:54:09,597 --> 00:54:12,168
- We got hardball ahead, Sergeant.
- That's M.S.R. Tampa.
877
00:54:13,503 --> 00:54:16,749
When we've crossed it,
we'll be the northernmost unit in Iraq.
878
00:54:18,763 --> 00:54:20,172
Hitman Two, this is Two One.
879
00:54:20,292 --> 00:54:22,032
Do you want my victor
to provide overwatch
880
00:54:22,152 --> 00:54:23,972
on the northeast corner of the M.S.R?
881
00:54:24,419 --> 00:54:25,441
Roger that.
882
00:54:25,942 --> 00:54:28,560
This is Hitman Two.
All Hitman Victors align off Two One.
883
00:54:48,051 --> 00:54:50,520
I got two pickups bearing down
on us fast.
884
00:54:52,970 --> 00:54:56,677
Sir, I observe men with A.K.S.
They're in the lead vehicle.
885
00:54:56,797 --> 00:54:59,922
Hitman, this is Hitman Two. We have two
victors with armed Iraqis approaching.
886
00:55:00,042 --> 00:55:01,141
How copy?
887
00:55:02,879 --> 00:55:04,179
Hitman, solid copy.
888
00:55:04,546 --> 00:55:06,181
Hitman, I am seeing armed Iraqis
889
00:55:06,341 --> 00:55:09,145
in civilian clothes in white pickups
marked with red diamonds.
890
00:55:09,265 --> 00:55:10,553
We should smoke 'em, sir!
891
00:55:10,673 --> 00:55:12,869
Hitman Two, this is Hitman.
Interrogative.
892
00:55:12,989 --> 00:55:14,065
Can you...
893
00:55:14,305 --> 00:55:16,811
- Can you wave them off? Over.
- Hitman, this is Two.
894
00:55:16,931 --> 00:55:20,718
These are armed Iraqis in marked Victors
with weapons pointed at us. Over.
895
00:55:21,074 --> 00:55:23,529
R.O.E. States uniformed soldiers only,
896
00:55:24,158 --> 00:55:26,073
and they should be firing at us.
897
00:55:26,704 --> 00:55:29,412
This is Two. I'm requesting
to at least snatch one victor,
898
00:55:29,572 --> 00:55:31,577
find out who these guys are. Over.
899
00:55:31,697 --> 00:55:33,214
Negative. Wave 'em off.
900
00:55:33,503 --> 00:55:34,529
Hitman out.
901
00:55:43,377 --> 00:55:44,918
- This sucks!
- What the fuck?
902
00:55:45,038 --> 00:55:46,388
I had a beautiful head shot.
903
00:55:46,548 --> 00:55:47,945
We all did, brother.
904
00:55:58,583 --> 00:55:59,930
Are you kidding me?
905
00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:04,298
- What the fuck was that?
- Our first contact with armed Iraqis
906
00:56:05,057 --> 00:56:06,783
and we wave at 'em like bitches.
907
00:56:11,687 --> 00:56:14,476
You know what happens
when you get out of the Marine Corps?
908
00:56:14,735 --> 00:56:16,356
You get your brains back.
909
00:56:18,367 --> 00:56:20,013
... India of course chasing
910
00:56:20,133 --> 00:56:22,698
that massive Australian total of 359,
911
00:56:22,938 --> 00:56:26,763
already one wicket down
with just an overcome at...
912
00:56:26,943 --> 00:56:28,931
Company Commanders are here, sir.
913
00:56:36,516 --> 00:56:38,173
Drop your pots, gentlemen.
914
00:56:38,740 --> 00:56:41,150
I don't know if it's me
or these new liners, but something
915
00:56:41,270 --> 00:56:42,694
in my kevlar fuckin' stinks.
916
00:56:49,832 --> 00:56:52,405
We're 14 hours
since crossing the L.O.D.
917
00:56:53,218 --> 00:56:54,831
We've moved 70 Kliks north.
918
00:56:56,117 --> 00:56:57,277
We, gentlemen,
919
00:56:57,494 --> 00:56:59,494
are the northernmost unit in Iraq.
920
00:57:01,068 --> 00:57:04,343
Our job now is to screen
the northern flank of one M.E.F.
921
00:57:05,251 --> 00:57:08,175
You got any WO on our mission, sir?
We still doing the bridge assault?
922
00:57:08,385 --> 00:57:09,369
No word.
923
00:57:09,786 --> 00:57:12,075
But judging
by where they've placed us,
924
00:57:12,487 --> 00:57:14,642
higher-ups have deemed
that mission irrelevant.
925
00:57:15,129 --> 00:57:16,182
Even so,
926
00:57:17,036 --> 00:57:18,813
what's foremost
in godfather's mind...
927
00:57:20,507 --> 00:57:22,903
we're still very much
in the game, gentlemen,
928
00:57:23,159 --> 00:57:24,643
very much in the game.
929
00:57:25,722 --> 00:57:27,363
Okay, that's all for now.
930
00:57:35,529 --> 00:57:36,772
Colonel Ferrando,
931
00:57:37,839 --> 00:57:39,754
if I can ask, why does your...
932
00:57:40,331 --> 00:57:41,633
voice sound that way?
933
00:57:42,086 --> 00:57:43,264
Throat cancer.
934
00:57:45,670 --> 00:57:46,749
You a smoker?
935
00:57:49,505 --> 00:57:50,914
Just lucky, I guess.
936
00:58:06,129 --> 00:58:08,314
Why the fuck
are you throwing food around?
937
00:58:08,434 --> 00:58:10,068
I'm gonna shoot me a dog.
938
00:58:12,501 --> 00:58:14,169
No you're not, Trombley.
939
00:58:14,848 --> 00:58:16,912
No one's shooting any dogs in Iraq.
940
00:58:21,063 --> 00:58:22,132
I got seven.
941
00:58:23,699 --> 00:58:24,897
You got seven?
942
00:58:26,997 --> 00:58:28,424
Yes, Sergeant, I see seven.
943
00:58:33,537 --> 00:58:35,352
You seeing all these Iraqis?
944
00:58:37,047 --> 00:58:38,737
We've encountered over 60.
945
00:58:40,097 --> 00:58:42,272
See how they're walking
all jacked-up,
946
00:58:42,932 --> 00:58:44,045
sore-footed?
947
00:58:45,354 --> 00:58:47,020
At the rate this is going,
948
00:58:47,140 --> 00:58:50,893
this whole goddamn war will be over
without us firing a goddamn shot.
949
00:58:57,224 --> 00:58:58,907
- Shut up.
- Sit down.
950
00:59:05,831 --> 00:59:06,913
Guy's clean.
951
00:59:08,622 --> 00:59:11,097
Mister, mister,
my... my water... drink.
952
00:59:11,217 --> 00:59:12,400
Please, mister.
953
00:59:12,902 --> 00:59:13,729
Brad.
954
00:59:24,387 --> 00:59:26,425
Prison rules, Dawg, just like L.A.
955
00:59:40,450 --> 00:59:42,532
They are just civilians
fleeing Basra.
956
00:59:42,781 --> 00:59:45,566
They are grateful to be liberated
by the Americans.
957
00:59:48,706 --> 00:59:51,996
What manner of belt does
this gentleman appear to have donned?
958
00:59:57,165 --> 00:59:58,791
Military issue, Dawg.
959
01:00:10,139 --> 01:00:12,029
Sir, this is Republican Guard.
960
01:00:19,195 --> 01:00:20,251
Sergeant,
961
01:00:20,500 --> 01:00:23,449
somebody down the line
already gave these guys M.R.E.S.
962
01:00:29,819 --> 01:00:30,787
It's good!
963
01:00:30,907 --> 01:00:32,090
Shut up! Sit down!
964
01:00:32,250 --> 01:00:33,466
Shut the fuck up!
965
01:00:38,049 --> 01:00:40,600
This is the shit psy-ops dropped
on Iraqi Forces,
966
01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:43,351
promising safe passage
to {\any }who surrender to {\the }Americans.
967
01:00:49,116 --> 01:00:52,527
He says 30 km east of here
on a bridge by the canal,
968
01:00:52,914 --> 01:00:54,604
there are Iraqi military
death squads
969
01:00:54,724 --> 01:00:57,243
that are executing Iraqi soldiers
who flee.
970
01:00:59,777 --> 01:01:02,078
The death squad dudes
are in white SUVs
971
01:01:02,456 --> 01:01:05,487
with red diamonds on them.
They are Fedayeen.
972
01:01:05,867 --> 01:01:07,943
They are loyal to Saddam.
973
01:01:09,623 --> 01:01:11,163
These guys can't walk.
974
01:01:11,975 --> 01:01:13,589
Three Two actual, this is Three Two.
975
01:01:13,749 --> 01:01:15,951
Be advised,
Alpha {\just }got hit by arty. Over.
976
01:01:16,071 --> 01:01:17,143
Did you copy?
977
01:01:17,760 --> 01:01:19,887
Alpha {\just }had artillery hits
near their position.
978
01:01:20,047 --> 01:01:22,765
Get someone on the com.
We need at least 347 tons up here.
979
01:01:26,451 --> 01:01:28,021
Shoot that dog, Corporal!
980
01:01:29,198 --> 01:01:29,907
Sir,
981
01:01:30,558 --> 01:01:32,288
{\shouldn't we be saving our rounds for enemy combatants?}
we should save our rounds for the enemy.
982
01:01:32,408 --> 01:01:33,970
Shoot that fucking dog!
983
01:01:35,316 --> 01:01:36,338
Darnold,
984
01:01:37,175 --> 01:01:38,800
give it a piece of your jerky.
985
01:01:45,379 --> 01:01:47,426
Stike, give me some water
from the Humvee.
986
01:01:47,546 --> 01:01:48,618
Turn around.
987
01:01:50,043 --> 01:01:52,128
No, I don't want
your fucking cigarette.
988
01:01:55,093 --> 01:01:57,517
That the same hand he uses
to wipe his ass?
989
01:01:58,395 --> 01:02:00,714
I ain't touching no filthy Haji gum
that's been touched
990
01:02:00,834 --> 01:02:02,904
by those filthy brown Haji fingers.
991
01:02:04,219 --> 01:02:05,635
Brah, these are people.
992
01:02:05,755 --> 01:02:06,559
Good?{\ Good?}
993
01:02:09,488 --> 01:02:10,906
Oh yeah, very good.
994
01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:12,989
{\Yeah, }I'd stick my cock through
that veil hole
995
01:02:13,109 --> 01:02:15,818
and fuck the shit out
of your wife's face any day.
996
01:02:19,254 --> 01:02:20,384
Oh, my God.
997
01:02:22,702 --> 01:02:23,576
Check it out!
998
01:02:24,136 --> 01:02:25,620
They got their own Fruity Rudy.
999
01:02:29,333 --> 01:02:31,632
We captured a fucking gay Iraqi!
1000
01:02:31,951 --> 01:02:33,736
Yo, hold that turd-pusher up.
1001
01:02:35,368 --> 01:02:37,928
For shizzle, a gayass haji.
1002
01:02:39,608 --> 01:02:41,260
Danger close, 12:00. It's godfather.
1003
01:02:48,736 --> 01:02:50,561
Meesh, take him over there.
Sergeant.
1004
01:02:52,998 --> 01:02:54,908
Alpha took three artillery hits.
1005
01:02:55,028 --> 01:02:56,567
Somebody has an idea we're here.
1006
01:02:56,936 --> 01:02:59,979
We've got four hours of daylight
to make it to our next position.
1007
01:03:00,099 --> 01:03:02,024
We're not gonna deal
with these surrenders.
1008
01:03:02,144 --> 01:03:03,592
That's from division.
1009
01:03:03,911 --> 01:03:05,783
Send them all back the way they came.
1010
01:03:05,903 --> 01:03:06,934
Roger that, sir.
1011
01:03:10,549 --> 01:03:12,126
We have orders, Nate.
1012
01:03:16,873 --> 01:03:18,560
Are they fuckin' serious?
1013
01:03:19,179 --> 01:03:20,614
Send them back where?
1014
01:03:20,925 --> 01:03:22,777
What, the fucking death squads?
1015
01:03:23,211 --> 01:03:25,811
Sir, under articles 13 and 20
of the Geneva convention,
1016
01:03:25,931 --> 01:03:27,681
we're obligated to take care of
1017
01:03:27,801 --> 01:03:29,988
and protect
any fuckers who surrender to us.
1018
01:03:30,108 --> 01:03:32,812
Division has ordered us
to unsurrender these Iraqis.
1019
01:03:39,124 --> 01:03:40,570
Write this as you see it.
1020
01:03:40,918 --> 01:03:42,552
I'm not here to stop you.
1021
01:03:43,899 --> 01:03:46,033
The Iraqis'
first contact with Americans.
1022
01:03:47,857 --> 01:03:48,958
We fuck 'em.
1023
01:03:51,905 --> 01:03:53,446
Bravo Two, listen up!
1024
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:55,242
Get ready to push!
1025
01:03:55,518 --> 01:03:57,100
- Let's go, gents!
- Mount up, boys!
1026
01:03:57,220 --> 01:03:58,958
- Mount up!
- Let's go!
1027
01:04:03,678 --> 01:04:04,735
Forget it!
1028
01:04:24,941 --> 01:04:26,183
We're Oscar Mike.
1029
01:04:26,755 --> 01:04:29,003
Turn it over, Ray. We're Oscar Mike.
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