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Guys! I have a great idea for a prank.
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Before Holt comes in,
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I'm gonna put ink on the podium
where he puts his hands.
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I don't think he'll fall for that.
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- I did!
- How?
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I haven't even opened this yet.
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I guess it's unrelated.
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Captain Holt hates pranks.
This is gonna backfire, man.
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Ugh, fine, I'll tone it down. I'll...
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move his podium a foot to the left.
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What? He'll be so angry.
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- Okay, five inches.
- Five?
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- Three?
- Three?
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- One?
- One?
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All right. I'll move it a half inch.
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Fine. It's your funeral.
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Oh my god.
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Worst prank ever. So stupid.
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Holt's not even going to notice.
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Good morning.
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You guys...
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the podium, it's...
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Ha.
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You're crazy!
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How did you pull this off?
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Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian
www.addic7ed.com
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Yes, Kevin, they moved it
a full half inch.
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I'll tell you the entire story tonight.
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I love you as well. Goodbye.
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Oh, that was a fun several moments.
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So, there's been a series of homicides.
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Three victims, all young men,
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each murdered in their own fashion.
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A serial killer? How'd they do it?
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Strangled? Mangled? Hung, i.e. dangled?
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Their bodies were disfigured.
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I.e. "mangled." Continue.
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Our killer cut the victims open
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and ripped out their hearts.
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Now, before I assign this case...
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- Five dollars!
- What?
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I'm bidding for it.
I want this so badly.
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- That's not how we...
- $20.
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Just to make this interesting.
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- $100 for Jake to have it!
- I was going to assign
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the case to you and Peralta
but perhaps I should
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- give it to Diaz instead.
- $200!
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It's not about the money, Boyle!
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Commissioner Kelly
is breathing down my neck.
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I need this case handled
professionally and maturely.
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Name one time
I haven't acted professionally.
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You're holding a juice box.
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It stops me from spilling my juice!
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Look, we can handle this, sir.
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Do we joke around sometimes?
Yes, but when it's time
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to buckle down,
we're seasoned professionals.
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That's why they call us the Spice Boys.
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They don't and they won't.
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Sir, I swear, give us a chance.
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We can get this guy.
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Fine. Case goes to the Spice Boys.
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- Please don't call us that.
- Too late.
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Spice Boy train has left the station.
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Toot toot!
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Hey, hey, check it out.
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It's my lieutenant start paperwork!
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It's gonna be so weird
not calling you Sarge anymore.
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Maybe I'll go by Loot. "Morning, Loot!"
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"Loot over here." "Let's invite Loot!"
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What do you think?
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I bet you're excited about
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the raise that comes
with your promotion.
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Well, Terry doesn't like
to talk about money, but, uh...
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Cha-ching!
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Now I can pay for Showtime.
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Find out who or what "SMILF" is!
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You know, some people say,
"Mo money, mo problems,"
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but those people are idiots.
Money's amazing.
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Wait, what?
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This says there's not enough money
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in the Nine-Nine's budget for my raise!
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What does that mean?
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They're going to transfer me!
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_
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Now, I know what you're thinking.
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Where'd Dem guts go?
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Uh, yeah.
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This guy needs a dentist,
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because he's got a big ol' cavity.
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I love that. I'm stealing it.
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You cannot steal what is a gift.
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Thank you. Okay, so whoever did this,
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they weren't careful with the organs.
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They just sorta grabbed
whatever and yanked.
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Title of your sex tape.
Oh, that's just something
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we say back at the Nine-Nine.
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Interesting, 'cause around
here sex tape is what
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we call the adhesive you use
to reattach a severed penis.
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Oh, I'll have to pick some of that up.
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- Why?
- Anyway...
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most of the killer's incisions
are very sloppy
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but then once he gets to the heart
they become very careful.
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I mean, look at the vena cava.
That's a clean cut.
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Game recognize game.
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Hmm. I like your style, Doctor Cox.
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Gentlemen! The Commissioner would like
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a status update on the case.
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Oh, come on Ray. You make it sound like
I'm puttin' the screws to ya.
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No, I just popped in to say
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if you don't solve these
murders immediately
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there's gonna be some
serious consequences.
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I'm just messin' with ya!
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Listen, you know what would
help you catch this guy?
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I just launched a new app, HotClues.
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Are you familiar with it?
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The one that allows civilians
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to submit anonymous tips
directly to the NYPD?
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Yes, I'm familiar with... HotClues.
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Great! You know, it's actually
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helped us solve 17 cases,
so I think we should ask
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for the public's help with this one.
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No, study after study has
shown that soliciting
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anonymous tips results in false
leads and wrongful convictions.
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Hmm. Tell me how you really feel.
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- I did.
- And I loved it! Such passion!
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But I think HotClues could help us here.
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No, we will solve
this case the proper way
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with actual police work
conducted by the two best
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- detectives in the NYPD.
- Captain!
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Well, I certainly hope
your methods work.
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For the sake of your careers.
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Bye now.
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Oof! Now that guy's
gonna need some sex tape.
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'Cause someone's
gonna cut his penis off.
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We are vibing!
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So... I found out where
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they're transferring me.
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And, you know, I'm feeling
pretty good about it.
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Oh! Somewhere nice? Upper West Side?
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No, even better.
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Staten Island!
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Good one, Loot.
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- Where you really going?
- No, I'm serious. Staten!
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Wait, they're transferring
you out of New York?
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It's part of the City!
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- Is it, though?
- Hey, Staten Island is great.
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It's got parks, loads of bike paths,
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tons of up and coming restaurants...
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I mean... easy access to New Jersey!
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You're lying. Your right pec is popping
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all over the place.
We all know that's your tell.
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Of course I'm lying! It's Staten Island!
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The precinct is the One-Two-Two.
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How the hell am I supposed
to chant One-Two-Two?
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One-Two-Two! One-Two-Two!
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I sound like a damn choo-choo train!
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Detectives, how's the case?
Any breakthroughs?
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Uh, well, we're still
in the early stages.
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Do you have a suspect or DNA evidence?
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Oh my god. I wish.
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Look, we need to solve
this to prove to that idiot
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John Kelly, how inane
and useless his little app is.
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Oh dip. I see what's going on.
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- Holt is feeling petty.
- I'm not being petty.
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I can assure you my feelings
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about John Kelly
are purely professional.
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Are they? Because every time his name
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is brought up in our group text
thread you immediately send back
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a super catty GIF of some lady
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from "The Durrells in Corfu"
rolling her eyes.
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That's Louisa Durrell, exasperated
by the pace of life on Corfu!
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Wait, the group text thread is back?
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- No.
- We misspoke.
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- Yeah.
- Look, if you can't solve this case,
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I'll reassign it to someone who can.
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Wait, no, no, no, no, no!
I have an idea.
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We need to get into the mind of a sicko.
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And the only way to do that is
with the help of another sicko.
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Jake! It's so good to see you!
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Come give me a hug,
I'm not going to eat you!
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Also, don't hug me
'cause I will try to eat you.
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This is such a surprise!
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I haven't seen you since
I transferred here!
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- How's Amy?
- She's great!
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We're married and she's a Sergeant now.
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- Wow!
- Yeah! How's everything here?
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You know, same old same old.
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- Guess who's here? Herman.
- Herman!
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Always playing Yahtzee,
knew everybody's name.
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- Worshipped Satan.
- Did he?
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He never mentioned that.
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- He wouldn't shut up about it.
- It is exhausting.
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Well, I'm Charles.
I'm Jake's best friend.
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Charles, he's serving
three life sentences.
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No need to flex.
So Caleb, we're tracking
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a serial killer and I was thinking
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you could help us get inside his head.
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Just because I ate humans
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doesn't mean that I'm inhuman, Jake.
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Caleb, come on. That's not what I meant.
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I'm just kidding.
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I'm probably friends
with the guy online.
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What's his deal?
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Well, he's been murdering young men
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and cutting out their hearts.
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Ew. What?
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I would never eat a heart.
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I stick to the normal stuff.
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Butts and thighs.
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One time I ate a foot, but it was nasty.
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- Yeah, I can see that.
- You know what?
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There was some weird guy
on the forum recently.
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- The forum?
- Yeah, it's a chat room
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for people who like to talk
about eating human beings
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but definitely won't act on it.
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Wink. Yeah, it's hosted on...
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- Reddit.
- Obviously.
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Anyways, he showed up from out
of nowhere asking questions
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- about cutting out hearts.
- Really?
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Do you know anything else about him?
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I'd never seen him on there before
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but you could check the logs.
I'll approve you.
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- I'm an admin.
- Ah.
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Oh, you might want to switch
to incognito mode.
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Otherwise your targeted ads will
be pretty cannibal-specific.
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Ah, good to know.
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Well, it was good to see you, Caleb.
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Send me that info.
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Hey Terry, you okay?
You skipped all your lunches.
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I'm going through the budget
to see if there's any way
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we could save enough money
for me to stay here.
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- You find anything yet?
- Yeah, we could
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switch to generic printer ink,
cut down on custodial services,
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and stop buying office birthday cakes.
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- Over my dead body!
- It's just an idea.
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- Well, take it off the table!
- Damn, Scully, fine.
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We could stop paying
for an exterminator.
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It's pointless. We all have guns.
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Who am I kidding?
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We'll never save enough
to keep me at the Nine-Nine.
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You're right. The only way to free up
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that money is if you fire someone.
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What? I can't just fire
someone without cause.
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Come on. We all know there's a
bunch of dead weight around here.
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Sloppy paperwork, penmanship fails,
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phone etiquette that
makes me want to barf.
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Let's axe a dud!
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Damn, Amy.
I am loving this shade on you.
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But Loot's right.
We can't just fire somebody.
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That said, you could
"inspire" somebody to quit.
251
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For example, Broadway Brian.
252
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Yes! Broadway Brian, of course!
253
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Who the hell is Broadway Brian?
254
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Brian in records.
255
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He's always talking about
what a great singer he is
256
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and how his dream is to be in musicals.
257
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You just need to convince him
to go for his dream.
258
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Oh, I don't know.
That feels underhanded.
259
00:08:46,788 --> 00:08:48,824
It's never underhanded to help
somebody follow their dream.
260
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Yesterday, I was watching "Ellen,"
261
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and she had this woman on
who wanted to be a chef,
262
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but she didn't have any taste
buds, so she quit her job,
263
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hired her best friend
to be her taste tester.
264
00:08:54,896 --> 00:08:56,362
And now they have the best taco
truck in Lansing.
265
00:08:56,397 --> 00:08:57,730
It was inspiration as [bleep].
266
00:08:57,999 --> 00:08:59,033
Yeah.
267
00:08:59,288 --> 00:09:01,054
I'd just be helping him
follow his dream!
268
00:09:01,089 --> 00:09:02,656
I'd be doing him a favor!
269
00:09:02,692 --> 00:09:05,974
I'm going to inspire Brian's
ass right out of this office!
270
00:09:06,361 --> 00:09:07,660
For him, not me.
271
00:09:07,696 --> 00:09:09,743
Dreams, and whatnot, you know.
272
00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:12,133
Detectives, Commissioner Kelly is back
273
00:09:12,169 --> 00:09:13,796
and he found his way here on his own
274
00:09:13,831 --> 00:09:15,291
without any tips from the public.
275
00:09:15,327 --> 00:09:17,394
- How impressive is that?
- Well, thank you, Raymond.
276
00:09:17,430 --> 00:09:18,724
I just happened to be
in the neighborhood.
277
00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:20,359
Thought I'd check on your progress.
278
00:09:20,554 --> 00:09:22,655
Um, we have a solid lead.
279
00:09:22,690 --> 00:09:24,323
Suspicious online behavior
280
00:09:24,358 --> 00:09:26,492
from someone using the name Jamburger77.
281
00:09:26,527 --> 00:09:28,327
There's only one person
in the tri-state area
282
00:09:28,362 --> 00:09:30,096
with that surname... Eileen Jamburger.
283
00:09:30,281 --> 00:09:33,282
101 years old, and immediately
racist on the phone.
284
00:09:33,317 --> 00:09:34,784
She is not a suspect at this time.
285
00:09:34,819 --> 00:09:37,019
But the user did make
one non-cannibal post.
286
00:09:37,054 --> 00:09:40,566
A negative review of the
headroom in a 2006 Saturn Ion.
287
00:09:40,602 --> 00:09:41,702
Real creep car.
288
00:09:41,738 --> 00:09:44,339
So, we pulled records
on every 2006 Ion in the city
289
00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:45,683
and we're following up on them now.
290
00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:46,985
Well, I'll be.
291
00:09:47,021 --> 00:09:48,963
That's some nice police work, Peralta.
292
00:09:48,999 --> 00:09:50,533
- And Charles.
- I especially like how
293
00:09:50,568 --> 00:09:52,178
you found evidence, followed up on it,
294
00:09:52,214 --> 00:09:54,015
and it's lead you closer to a solve.
295
00:09:54,205 --> 00:09:56,038
No, I agree, Peralta.
It's excellent work.
296
00:09:56,073 --> 00:09:57,387
You must've hated saying that.
297
00:09:57,573 --> 00:09:59,758
No, I didn't. I like giving compliments.
298
00:09:59,793 --> 00:10:02,561
You have a nice deep voice.
It is very commanding.
299
00:10:02,596 --> 00:10:05,364
Cut the crap, John. You're furious!
300
00:10:05,399 --> 00:10:06,740
And everyone can tell!
301
00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:10,333
See? Very commanding.
302
00:10:10,369 --> 00:10:13,505
So, I know Raymond has
some issues with HotClues,
303
00:10:13,540 --> 00:10:15,474
but we did put the call out on the app
304
00:10:15,509 --> 00:10:17,643
and got a very promising tip.
305
00:10:17,678 --> 00:10:19,545
Look, we're not going
against our Captain.
306
00:10:19,580 --> 00:10:23,095
So this guy says
he saw someone covered in blood
307
00:10:23,131 --> 00:10:24,865
getting out of a Saturn Ion.
308
00:10:25,073 --> 00:10:26,573
But you don't need that tip
309
00:10:26,609 --> 00:10:29,977
because you are among the
best detectives in the NYPD!
310
00:10:31,825 --> 00:10:35,360
You're right, we don't need that tip!
311
00:10:35,395 --> 00:10:37,276
But seriously, send us that tip.
We need it.
312
00:10:38,108 --> 00:10:39,675
Hey, Brian! What are you up to?
313
00:10:39,828 --> 00:10:41,595
Typing in numbers into a computer.
314
00:10:41,685 --> 00:10:44,252
Like I always do endlessly
for 40-60 hours a week.
315
00:10:44,287 --> 00:10:46,690
Well, when you love what you do,
you don't work a day in your life!
316
00:10:47,224 --> 00:10:49,691
Unless, do you not love sad data entry?
317
00:10:49,726 --> 00:10:51,460
Well, my passion is performing.
318
00:10:51,495 --> 00:10:52,828
I do musical theater.
319
00:10:52,863 --> 00:10:54,879
- It's the hardest form of acting.
- I agree!
320
00:10:54,915 --> 00:10:57,315
I am always saying,
if you're not singing,
321
00:10:57,350 --> 00:10:58,712
- you're not acting.
- Right!
322
00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:00,651
It's probably hard to audition
323
00:11:00,687 --> 00:11:02,320
because you're always here, right?
324
00:11:02,355 --> 00:11:05,490
Yes! I had to pass up a chance
to read for "Seussical."
325
00:11:05,575 --> 00:11:07,342
You know Brian, this makes me think
326
00:11:07,377 --> 00:11:08,677
of something I saw on "Ellen."
327
00:11:08,712 --> 00:11:11,313
There was this lady,
she wanted to be a cook,
328
00:11:11,348 --> 00:11:13,114
but her tongue was all messed up,
329
00:11:13,149 --> 00:11:16,251
and she had this friend
who didn't even have a tongue...
330
00:11:16,286 --> 00:11:17,460
I mean, she did,
331
00:11:17,496 --> 00:11:20,997
and now they own a taco truck
in Lansing!
332
00:11:21,506 --> 00:11:22,573
Huh?
333
00:11:22,659 --> 00:11:24,025
Follow your dreams, man!
334
00:11:24,060 --> 00:11:25,460
You gotta follow your dreams.
335
00:11:25,495 --> 00:11:27,067
Find your taco truck!
336
00:11:27,830 --> 00:11:30,088
Wow. Thank you.
337
00:11:30,254 --> 00:11:31,882
That gives me a lot to think about.
338
00:11:32,468 --> 00:11:33,768
So what did you come down here for?
339
00:11:33,803 --> 00:11:38,025
Oh, uh, I had to borrow...
340
00:11:38,061 --> 00:11:39,361
the water cooler!
341
00:11:39,709 --> 00:11:41,609
All right. Thanks, Brian.
342
00:11:41,744 --> 00:11:43,065
Think about what I said.
343
00:11:43,446 --> 00:11:46,314
So, the tipster saw
the Saturn parked out back
344
00:11:46,349 --> 00:11:47,582
and the woman at the desk said
345
00:11:47,617 --> 00:11:49,050
it belongs to the man in room 203.
346
00:11:49,085 --> 00:11:51,686
- One "Larry Bird."
- Obvious fake name.
347
00:11:51,721 --> 00:11:53,688
Or is it so insane that
there's no way it's fake?
348
00:11:53,723 --> 00:11:55,256
If you're trying not to draw attention,
349
00:11:55,291 --> 00:11:56,575
why not go with something
like "John Smith?"
350
00:11:56,611 --> 00:11:57,759
From "Pocahontas"?
351
00:11:57,894 --> 00:12:00,027
Uh, yeah. Way to fly under the radar.
352
00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:02,586
Excuse me, is there ice yet?
353
00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:04,097
Oh, I'm sorry. I don't work here.
354
00:12:04,133 --> 00:12:05,445
I'm a police officer.
355
00:12:05,481 --> 00:12:07,106
Well, then I'd like
to lodge a formal complaint.
356
00:12:07,142 --> 00:12:08,667
There hasn't been ice here for days
357
00:12:08,703 --> 00:12:10,570
and everyone knows
my wine coolers are supposed
358
00:12:10,606 --> 00:12:12,139
- to be served chilled.
- You're an adult.
359
00:12:12,175 --> 00:12:13,363
Why are you drinking wine coolers?
360
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:15,158
- Because I'm on vacation.
- Okay.
361
00:12:15,344 --> 00:12:17,278
Well, I'll mention the ice.
362
00:12:17,314 --> 00:12:18,780
Thanks. Pig.
363
00:12:18,816 --> 00:12:19,883
Okay.
364
00:12:22,484 --> 00:12:23,818
Oh, it's Holt.
365
00:12:23,853 --> 00:12:24,785
I didn't tell him what we were doing.
366
00:12:24,820 --> 00:12:25,842
I'll act natural.
367
00:12:25,878 --> 00:12:27,312
You're not gonna be on the phone call.
Just do nothing.
368
00:12:27,348 --> 00:12:28,458
Hey, Captain!
369
00:12:28,494 --> 00:12:30,028
What delicious water I'm drinking!
370
00:12:30,476 --> 00:12:32,176
Sorry that we didn't
check in before we left.
371
00:12:32,211 --> 00:12:33,744
We're just down at the DMV following up
372
00:12:33,779 --> 00:12:35,178
- on the Saturn owners.
- Lies!
373
00:12:35,214 --> 00:12:37,147
Captain! How'd you know we were here?
374
00:12:37,183 --> 00:12:38,133
I followed you!
375
00:12:38,169 --> 00:12:39,943
John Kelly gave you
a "Hot Clue," didn't he?
376
00:12:39,979 --> 00:12:41,652
How dare you disobey me.
377
00:12:41,687 --> 00:12:42,987
Come on, sir, it was a good tip
378
00:12:43,022 --> 00:12:44,388
and we're trying
to catch a serial killer.
379
00:12:44,423 --> 00:12:45,567
Well then let's see this tip,
380
00:12:45,603 --> 00:12:47,703
this groundbreaking tip
381
00:12:47,739 --> 00:12:49,239
that threatens
to blow the case wide open.
382
00:12:49,275 --> 00:12:51,509
Okay, I know this tone.
Here comes petty Holt.
383
00:12:51,545 --> 00:12:52,678
Naw, bitch. I'm not being petty.
384
00:12:52,714 --> 00:12:54,013
You just said, "naw, bitch."
385
00:12:54,049 --> 00:12:55,916
Show me the tip.
386
00:12:55,952 --> 00:12:57,352
Title of your sex tape.
387
00:12:57,768 --> 00:12:59,453
I was behind the Royal Motor Inn.
388
00:12:59,488 --> 00:13:02,289
I saw a guy get out of a blue Saturn Ion
389
00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:03,520
and he was covered in blood.
390
00:13:03,556 --> 00:13:05,025
Anyway, Baba Booey!
391
00:13:05,060 --> 00:13:06,960
Baba Booey? Is that a clue?
392
00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:09,096
Uh, I don't know what
Baba Booey means, actually.
393
00:13:09,131 --> 00:13:11,465
It's a popular prank phrase
from Howard Stern.
394
00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:13,834
- Charles!
- Oh, from a shock jock.
395
00:13:13,869 --> 00:13:15,135
Well, that changes everything.
396
00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:17,832
Now we have
a credible break in the case.
397
00:13:17,868 --> 00:13:19,009
Baba Booey!
398
00:13:19,393 --> 00:13:21,093
NYPD, open up!
399
00:13:21,129 --> 00:13:22,576
Uh, just a minute!
400
00:13:22,611 --> 00:13:24,845
Ooh, I bet he's frantically packing up
401
00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:26,246
his collection of hearts.
402
00:13:27,783 --> 00:13:29,277
Goin' in! Get back.
403
00:13:30,837 --> 00:13:32,904
- There's blood everywhere!
- He went out the window.
404
00:13:32,940 --> 00:13:34,098
I'll go around back.
405
00:13:35,407 --> 00:13:37,674
Fine, Kelly found the
murderer's kill room.
406
00:13:37,709 --> 00:13:39,676
Whoop-Dee-doo!
Should we throw him a parade?
407
00:13:39,711 --> 00:13:41,482
Yeah! Maybe!
408
00:13:44,806 --> 00:13:46,274
Patrols have searched
a five-block radius.
409
00:13:46,309 --> 00:13:47,488
No sign of the perp.
410
00:13:47,524 --> 00:13:49,410
And there were no prints.
He was wearing gloves.
411
00:13:49,445 --> 00:13:51,078
- Like the inimitable Audrey Hepburn.
- Nope.
412
00:13:51,114 --> 00:13:52,482
Gentlemen, there's something
I need to say.
413
00:13:52,518 --> 00:13:53,910
I gave you such a hard time
414
00:13:53,946 --> 00:13:57,117
about using Commissioner Kelly's
app because I was being petty.
415
00:13:57,153 --> 00:13:59,387
I wanted him to fail
and I took it out on you
416
00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:01,900
and for that I am very...
417
00:14:04,592 --> 00:14:06,614
Oh. You kind of trailed off there, sir.
418
00:14:06,650 --> 00:14:07,847
Were you going to finish your sentence?
419
00:14:07,883 --> 00:14:09,034
It felt like you were going
to say you were sorry.
420
00:14:09,070 --> 00:14:10,365
I did. Boyle heard it.
421
00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:12,133
Uh, I would remember if
someone said my catch phrase.
422
00:14:12,168 --> 00:14:14,235
Fine, I'm sorry.
423
00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:16,271
I'm very sorry.
424
00:14:16,306 --> 00:14:18,239
Apology accepted.
425
00:14:18,374 --> 00:14:20,541
- I am so proud of you.
- Peralta.
426
00:14:20,576 --> 00:14:21,843
You're right. I'll rub it in later.
427
00:14:21,878 --> 00:14:23,378
What matters now is solving this case.
428
00:14:23,413 --> 00:14:24,846
Now, our murderer may have gotten away,
429
00:14:24,881 --> 00:14:26,748
but we did find his kill room.
430
00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:28,583
Maybe there's something in here
that we're not seeing, yet.
431
00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:30,518
Perhaps we should pay your
cannibal friend another visit.
432
00:14:30,553 --> 00:14:33,254
I wouldn't say they're friends
so much as ex-cellmates.
433
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:34,922
No, it's true. We're friends.
434
00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:37,832
- He ate kids!
- Well, people are complicated.
435
00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:39,260
Now, I'll tell you one thing.
436
00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:40,728
You are not looking for a cannibal.
437
00:14:40,763 --> 00:14:42,530
- Why do you say that?
- With all that blood?
438
00:14:42,565 --> 00:14:45,366
No self-respecting cannibal
would waste all that sauce.
439
00:14:45,401 --> 00:14:46,868
See, Charles? He's a foodie, like you.
440
00:14:46,903 --> 00:14:49,085
- Who are you?
- Can I see that picture again?
441
00:14:49,242 --> 00:14:51,276
Oh man, those are some nice tools.
442
00:14:51,312 --> 00:14:52,945
I would love to spread some ribs
443
00:14:52,981 --> 00:14:54,314
using that sternum retractor,
444
00:14:54,350 --> 00:14:55,708
but they only sell those to hospitals.
445
00:14:55,744 --> 00:14:57,611
Wait a minute. What did you just say?
446
00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:59,714
I said I'd love to get my little fingies
447
00:14:59,749 --> 00:15:00,648
in some chesties.
448
00:15:00,683 --> 00:15:02,417
No, no, no. Not the super gross part.
449
00:15:02,452 --> 00:15:03,618
Surgery-grade tools,
450
00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:04,786
precise incisions around the heart,
451
00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:06,521
and there was no ice at the motel.
452
00:15:06,556 --> 00:15:08,423
Because the perp was using
it for the hearts.
453
00:15:08,458 --> 00:15:10,425
We're not looking for a serial killer.
454
00:15:10,460 --> 00:15:12,293
He stole the hearts for a transplant!
455
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,728
Boom! We solved it.
456
00:15:13,763 --> 00:15:16,064
- Boyle, give me a hug.
- Yeah!
457
00:15:16,099 --> 00:15:18,632
No!
458
00:15:19,102 --> 00:15:20,303
Hey, I did it!
459
00:15:20,339 --> 00:15:22,637
I talked to Brian and encouraged
him to pursue his dreams.
460
00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:24,138
Really? Is he gonna quit?
461
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:25,740
I don't know, that was the first step.
462
00:15:25,775 --> 00:15:27,608
But I figure
if I talk to him twice a day
463
00:15:27,643 --> 00:15:29,610
- for the next few weeks...
- Attention, everyone!
464
00:15:29,645 --> 00:15:31,746
Today will be my final day
at the Nine-Nine.
465
00:15:31,781 --> 00:15:33,414
Damn, Loot. That was fast.
466
00:15:33,449 --> 00:15:34,916
I will be taking my talents to Broadway
467
00:15:34,951 --> 00:15:36,918
and I owe it all
to Lieutenant Terry Jeffords.
468
00:15:36,953 --> 00:15:38,586
All I did was believe in you.
469
00:15:38,621 --> 00:15:39,887
And it changed everything.
470
00:15:39,922 --> 00:15:42,290
So Lieutenant, this one's for you.
471
00:15:42,325 --> 00:15:43,345
Oh.
472
00:15:43,793 --> 00:15:45,593
♪ Another opening ♪
473
00:15:45,628 --> 00:15:46,894
♪ Another show ♪
474
00:15:46,929 --> 00:15:49,097
- Uh oh.
- ♪ From Philly, Boston ♪
475
00:15:49,132 --> 00:15:50,331
♪ To Baltimore ♪
476
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:51,745
Amy, you said he could sing.
477
00:15:51,781 --> 00:15:53,948
I didn't say he could sing.
He said he could sing.
478
00:15:53,984 --> 00:15:55,684
♪ Dance break! ♪
479
00:15:58,787 --> 00:16:00,287
What have I done?
480
00:16:00,906 --> 00:16:02,944
- Bye, Jake!
- Here it is.
481
00:16:02,979 --> 00:16:04,912
The federal heart
transplant waiting list.
482
00:16:04,947 --> 00:16:07,515
Check out who's all the way
down at 2,319.
483
00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:10,685
Angelo Rinaldi, who runs
the Rinaldi crime family.
484
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,321
Well. Then let's pay him a visit.
485
00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:16,765
- NYPD!
- Hands where we can see them!
486
00:16:17,050 --> 00:16:18,650
There's a heart in the cooler.
487
00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:21,220
Sorry, Rinaldi, the only
transplant happening today
488
00:16:21,256 --> 00:16:22,756
is your ass to jail.
489
00:16:22,792 --> 00:16:24,425
He is definitely unconscious
and didn't hear any of that.
490
00:16:24,461 --> 00:16:26,264
But I'm still pumped.
Case closed. Let's go!
491
00:16:26,669 --> 00:16:29,036
So Rinaldi had his
trigger-man stealing hearts
492
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:31,272
so he could have a transplant.
493
00:16:31,307 --> 00:16:33,374
That is fun! Good job, Ray.
494
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:34,709
Thank you, Commissioner Kelly.
495
00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:36,304
We couldn't have done it without your...
496
00:16:38,109 --> 00:16:40,141
Sir, you're doing
the trailing off thing again.
497
00:16:40,550 --> 00:16:43,217
Help. Um... and I owe you an apology.
498
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:45,953
I'm sorry and I must admit,
499
00:16:45,988 --> 00:16:48,305
you've really got something
on your hands with this...
500
00:16:49,058 --> 00:16:50,491
HotClues app.
501
00:16:50,526 --> 00:16:52,160
Well, that is so nice of you to say.
502
00:16:52,195 --> 00:16:54,162
But, if you like the app now,
503
00:16:54,197 --> 00:16:56,898
wait until you see
the updates we're rolling out.
504
00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:59,634
Now you can Auto-Tune your tips.
Show 'em, Micah.
505
00:16:59,669 --> 00:17:01,569
♪ There's a mysterious package ♪
506
00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:02,837
♪ On the corner of Fourth and Park ♪
507
00:17:02,872 --> 00:17:04,572
- ♪ 4th and Park ♪
- Huh? Sounds...
508
00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:06,626
Pretty nifty.
509
00:17:06,662 --> 00:17:07,734
No...
510
00:17:08,711 --> 00:17:09,844
You a Stern fan, Micah?
511
00:17:09,879 --> 00:17:12,046
Oh yeah. Listen every day.
512
00:17:12,081 --> 00:17:13,247
Baba Booey!
513
00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:15,183
- Baba Booey?
- Baba Booey.
514
00:17:15,218 --> 00:17:16,335
Baba Booey.
515
00:17:16,853 --> 00:17:18,629
You're the guy from the video.
516
00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:20,372
You called in the tip.
517
00:17:20,408 --> 00:17:21,574
Yeah.
518
00:17:21,757 --> 00:17:23,524
Ah, Micah, do me a favor.
519
00:17:23,559 --> 00:17:25,053
Give us a moment here, all right?
520
00:17:25,089 --> 00:17:26,189
Nobody in or out.
521
00:17:26,225 --> 00:17:27,825
Lock the doors. Thanks, bud.
522
00:17:27,861 --> 00:17:29,394
Actually Micah, you wanna
leave that door unlocked
523
00:17:29,430 --> 00:17:30,796
in case we want to make a quick getaway?
524
00:17:30,832 --> 00:17:32,299
I'm gonna do what he told me to do.
525
00:17:32,335 --> 00:17:34,926
Yeah, that makes sense. Thanks, bud.
526
00:17:36,405 --> 00:17:37,605
What's going on, Kelly?
527
00:17:37,641 --> 00:17:40,643
Why is your assistant submitting tips?
528
00:17:41,090 --> 00:17:42,961
Because they already
had the information.
529
00:17:43,210 --> 00:17:44,844
The tips aren't coming
from the public at all.
530
00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:45,909
Oh, cool theory.
531
00:17:45,945 --> 00:17:47,322
But if I already had the information,
532
00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:50,131
why am I pouring so much money
into developing this app?
533
00:17:50,167 --> 00:17:51,600
To hide where you're getting it.
534
00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:53,522
Because you're using
illegal wiretaps or something!
535
00:17:54,338 --> 00:17:56,939
You got me! You guys are good!
536
00:17:56,974 --> 00:17:59,308
I just love how you ping pong
off each other.
537
00:17:59,343 --> 00:18:01,643
This is blatantly unconstitutional.
538
00:18:01,678 --> 00:18:03,445
- I'm going to the press!
- Yes, you should.
539
00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:06,148
But first, do you know
what a stingray is?
540
00:18:06,183 --> 00:18:07,613
Of course we know what a Stingray is.
541
00:18:07,649 --> 00:18:08,817
Tenderest meat in the ocean!
542
00:18:08,902 --> 00:18:10,836
No, stingray is a portable cell tower.
543
00:18:10,871 --> 00:18:12,197
You drive it around the city.
544
00:18:12,233 --> 00:18:14,672
It captures data from any
cell phone within reach.
545
00:18:14,708 --> 00:18:18,844
Like, oh, text messages,
location history, voicemail...
546
00:18:18,879 --> 00:18:20,068
Oh my god.
547
00:18:20,247 --> 00:18:21,847
You have a "Dark Knight" machine!
548
00:18:21,882 --> 00:18:23,515
Yes, I do, and the three of you
549
00:18:23,550 --> 00:18:25,053
are not going to say a word about it
550
00:18:25,089 --> 00:18:26,589
because the 18 felons
551
00:18:26,625 --> 00:18:29,387
we captured through the system,
they'd go free.
552
00:18:29,423 --> 00:18:30,889
That's unfortunate, but it's better
553
00:18:30,924 --> 00:18:32,091
than living in a police state.
554
00:18:32,126 --> 00:18:33,792
- I'm not sitting on this.
- Okay.
555
00:18:33,827 --> 00:18:36,195
But I can assure you, you can't
prove this program exists.
556
00:18:36,230 --> 00:18:37,763
It's just your word against mine.
557
00:18:37,798 --> 00:18:39,698
- I'm more than fine with that.
- You shouldn't be.
558
00:18:39,733 --> 00:18:42,534
Because I can prove you'd do
anything to sabotage me.
559
00:18:42,569 --> 00:18:45,537
My stingray captured your texts, too.
560
00:18:45,572 --> 00:18:47,873
No, he has the "Durrells in Corfu" GIF!
561
00:18:47,908 --> 00:18:49,741
Oh-ho-ho. Way worse.
562
00:18:49,776 --> 00:18:51,443
You wrote several people,
563
00:18:51,478 --> 00:18:54,575
"I would do anything
to rid the NYPD of John Kelly.
564
00:18:54,611 --> 00:18:56,111
"Sincerely, Raymond Holt."
565
00:18:56,147 --> 00:18:58,904
You have got to stop signing
your text messages!
566
00:18:59,686 --> 00:19:00,719
What do I do?
567
00:19:00,754 --> 00:19:02,087
Brian sounds terrible.
568
00:19:02,122 --> 00:19:03,222
I can't let him quit his job!
569
00:19:03,257 --> 00:19:04,790
He'll never get cast in anything.
570
00:19:04,825 --> 00:19:06,458
Maybe he'll be one
of those people on "The Voice"
571
00:19:06,493 --> 00:19:08,227
that's so bad they become
an Internet sensation.
572
00:19:08,262 --> 00:19:10,062
That's not what they do
on "The Voice", Amy,
573
00:19:10,097 --> 00:19:11,497
that's "American Idol"!
574
00:19:11,532 --> 00:19:13,282
"The Voice" is purely
a celebration of talent.
575
00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:15,119
If he wants to pursue his
dream and it doesn't work out,
576
00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:17,455
that's not on you. He made his choice.
577
00:19:17,491 --> 00:19:19,825
Yeah, yeah, you're right.
You know, no blood on my hands.
578
00:19:19,973 --> 00:19:21,240
I just need to let him do his thing.
579
00:19:21,275 --> 00:19:23,976
- Terry...
- Hey, Brian!
580
00:19:24,011 --> 00:19:26,711
So, what did you think of my song?
581
00:19:28,515 --> 00:19:30,749
- I loved how loud it was.
- Thank you.
582
00:19:30,784 --> 00:19:33,152
I wouldn't have had the courage
to do it without you.
583
00:19:33,187 --> 00:19:34,686
Sure, I daydream about it all the time,
584
00:19:34,721 --> 00:19:36,788
but being a single dad,
I always chickened out.
585
00:19:36,823 --> 00:19:38,423
You... have... a kid?
586
00:19:38,458 --> 00:19:40,492
I have kids. Three under three.
587
00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:43,462
Oh, fun! Hey, unrelated.
588
00:19:43,497 --> 00:19:45,430
Uh, what's your
financial situation like?
589
00:19:45,465 --> 00:19:47,432
Do you have savings to fall back on?
590
00:19:47,467 --> 00:19:48,767
Do you come from wealth, or...?
591
00:19:48,802 --> 00:19:50,302
No, no, but...
592
00:19:50,337 --> 00:19:55,207
♪ That's not gonna stop my dreams ♪
593
00:19:55,242 --> 00:19:56,375
Sick pipes, Bri.
594
00:19:56,410 --> 00:19:57,943
- Good luck out there.
- Thanks.
595
00:19:57,978 --> 00:20:00,171
No! I can't let you do this.
596
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:01,548
What?
597
00:20:02,877 --> 00:20:05,184
You're a bad singer, man.
I don't want to be mean,
598
00:20:05,219 --> 00:20:07,052
but if you try to make a living at this,
599
00:20:07,087 --> 00:20:08,613
you will die on the street.
600
00:20:09,356 --> 00:20:10,390
Oh.
601
00:20:11,504 --> 00:20:13,063
Thanks for telling me.
602
00:20:15,029 --> 00:20:16,627
- So that's it, then.
- Yup.
603
00:20:16,663 --> 00:20:18,397
Next week is my last week
at the Nine-Nine.
604
00:20:18,432 --> 00:20:20,165
Attention, everyone!
605
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:22,167
I will be giving up singing.
606
00:20:22,202 --> 00:20:24,570
This will be my final performance.
607
00:20:24,605 --> 00:20:28,040
♪ One pound two ounces... ♪
608
00:20:28,075 --> 00:20:29,767
Not now, Brian!
609
00:20:32,179 --> 00:20:33,478
Sir, there you are.
610
00:20:33,513 --> 00:20:35,013
We've been looking everywhere for.
611
00:20:35,048 --> 00:20:36,315
Kevin says he hasn't heard
from you all night.
612
00:20:36,350 --> 00:20:38,050
Yes, I've been sitting in my office
613
00:20:38,085 --> 00:20:39,818
wallowing in my hopelessness,
614
00:20:39,853 --> 00:20:42,742
and eating the saddest food
known to mankind.
615
00:20:43,478 --> 00:20:44,489
Ice cream.
616
00:20:44,625 --> 00:20:46,258
Oh my god, he's Bridget Jones-ing.
617
00:20:46,293 --> 00:20:47,859
Okay, well it's time to put that aside
618
00:20:47,894 --> 00:20:49,628
and pull out whatever food
you eat when you're happy.
619
00:20:49,664 --> 00:20:50,963
- Dry beans?
- Sure!
620
00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:53,631
Look. We can still stop John Kelly.
621
00:20:53,667 --> 00:20:55,467
All we need is some hard evidence.
622
00:20:55,502 --> 00:20:58,470
How? He won't let us anywhere
near him or One Police Plaza.
623
00:20:58,505 --> 00:21:00,272
I know, which is why I've assembled
624
00:21:00,307 --> 00:21:02,441
a team of powerful allies in the NYPD.
625
00:21:02,476 --> 00:21:03,875
No, that's too risky.
626
00:21:03,910 --> 00:21:05,944
How do you know they're
not loyal to John Kelly?
627
00:21:05,979 --> 00:21:08,647
Because these people
aren't loyal to anybody.
628
00:21:21,624 --> 00:21:22,990
I made a suicide squad!
629
00:21:23,494 --> 00:21:27,494
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