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♪ Ooh, you make me live ♪
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♪ whatever this world can give to me ♪
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♪ it's you, you're all I see ♪
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♪ ooh, you make me live now, honey ♪
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♪ ooh, you make me live ♪
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♪ Oh, you're the best friend
that I ever had ♪
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♪ I been with you such a long time ♪
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♪ you're my sunshine,
and I want you to know ♪
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♪ that my feelings are true ♪
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- ♪ I really love you ♪
- ♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ oh, you're my best friend ♪
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Every morning.
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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1x02
Little Miss Can't Be Wrong
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Oh-oh!
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- There we go.
- Oh, what?
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You cannot beat me
'cause you're top-heavy.
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Must be hard for you
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with your tiny hands, Yamamoto.
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These
are regulation-size hands.
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- Oh!
- Oh!
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That is not fair!
I was showing you my tiny--
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my regulation-size hands.
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Hey, guys, I just want
to remind you that your--
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Ohh! I love foosball.
Can I play?
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I wouldn't challenge Juanita,
Ms. Crane.
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She won the tournament
at the Snake Pit last night.
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- What!
- The Snake Pit?
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It's a dive bar we go to.
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On Monday nights,
we do Papa Smurf shots.
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I got totally smurfed up.
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Oh.
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So you guys went out, huh?
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We were gonna ask you, but...
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No, no, no, no, no, it's okay.
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It's okay.
Yeah, I had plans.
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I went to see Cindy Sherman at MOMA.
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I had not one, but two glasses of cab,
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and I had these, like,
insane zucchini fries.
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They were
♪ mind-blowing ♪
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But I would have definitely
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Oh--spin shot!
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My eye!
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Hope you're happy.
That was his favorite eye.
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You know what?
Now is not the time.
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No, it's the perfect time,
'cause he just walked by
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and tried to glare at you.
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- Let me see your tongue.
- Why?
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It's not blue.
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Last night, the entire staff went out
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and they had smurf drinks
and they didn't invite us.
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No, no, I was--
I was invited.
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I just had better things to do.
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Well, I wasn't invited.
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Oh, how do you do it?
How do you repel them?
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Because seriously,
I'm running out of excuses.
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Last week, I told them
that I had to go to bagel night.
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I don't kn--
do--uh, what is that?
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I don't get it.
I mean, I'm a fun person.
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Everyone likes me.
Why don't they like me?
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Oh, God, you still have
that thing about being liked.
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Yes, George, I'm sorry if I would like
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to have
some non-monkey friends.
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And I will have you know
that in high school,
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I was voted runner-up
to "most popular."
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Look, sometimes people
don't like other people
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for no reason.
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I'm gonna tell you something
that I never told you.
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Do you remember my cousin, Sam?
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- He doesn't like you?
- No, he didn't like you.
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But for no reason at all.
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I'm sorry, is that
supposed to make me feel better?
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Think of the staff as timber wolves.
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They're never gonna let you
into their pack
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until you find an in with them.
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How would a new timber wolf
find an in?
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It would offer them a carcass.
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So find your carcass, Dorothy.
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Of course, sometimes
they just kill the new wolf
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and eat that, but good luck.
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Excuse me.
George, George--
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Hey! George, George--
um, I-I need your help.
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Well, uh, first of all,
I'd suggest a looser pant.
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Although the headband
does say, "Take me seriously."
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No, no, it's uh--
it's my dog,
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it's Little Miss Can't Be Wrong.
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Great dog, terrible name.
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Yes, I'm listening.
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Okay, well, we were in the park,
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we were playing frisbee,
and--and she went up for one,
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landed weird, and now
her abdomen is all swollen.
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I think it's her spleen.
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- Frisbee, the deadliest fetch.
- Yeah.
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- Let's take a look.
- Okay, thank you.
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How we doing, girl?
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Looks like a hemoabdomen,
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likely due
to traumatic splenic rupture.
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Okay, how are her vitals?
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Currently stable.
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Good.
I'll keep monitoring her,
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and do the surgery
on Tuesday--
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uh, Thursday.
Uh, today's Tuesday.
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Right?
Isn't it?
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Man, it is hot in here.
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Whew.
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You know, Doug, very few vets
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are capable of operating
on their own pets.
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You sure you're okay
to do the surgery?
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Absolutely.
I'm looking forward to it.
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You're looking forward to performing
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invasive surgery on your dog?
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No. I meant
I'm looking forward
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to this old girl getting better.
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That's what I meant, okay?
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I am--I am fine, dude.
I'm fine.
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Man, is it hot in here?
It is, right?
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I need a sweatband for my sweatband.
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Oh...
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I highly recommend
the deluxe treatment.
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We're talking nail grinding,
ear build-up removal,
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and a flea and tick shampoo.
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I give it to myself once a month.
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Okay, let's go with that.
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Great, you can
pick Pinky up on Thursday.
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Did you train him to draw?
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Who, Dr. Rizzo?
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Oh, no, he just likes to doodle.
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I did teach him how to tebow.
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Well, I have a gallery downtown,
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and animal art is trending right now.
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There's an Indian elephant named Kamal
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who sells paintings
he made with his trunk
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for $5,000 apiece.
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5 grand?
That's a lot of peanuts.
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If your monkey can work on canvas,
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I'd be willing to take a look.
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Great.
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I could use a little extra cash.
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I need to get a new taser.
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After 1,000 tazes,
it sort of loses its zing.
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I didn't feel anything.
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This is dumb.
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- It won't prove anything.
- Sure it will.
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It'll prove whether or not
you're too nervous
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to operate on your own dog.
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Now, pull out that funny bone
without buzzing
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- and I'll know you're okay.
- This is ridiculous.
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This game
is for three-year-olds.
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Wrong.
It's fun for all ages.
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Now operate.
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Piece of cake.
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Here we go.
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And you just killed your dog.
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Damn it.
I got this.
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Killed your dog.
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Killed your dog.
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Killed your dog.
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Killed your dog.
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Killed your dog.
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God!
I can--I can do this!
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Don't be a hero.
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You're too emotional,
you always have been.
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Remember a year ago, when I caught you
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crying under your desk for no reason?
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I explained that.
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You said,
"Respect the cry cave, brah."
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George...
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Will you do the surgery
on Little Miss?
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- Good choice, Doug.
- Thank you.
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Killed your dog.
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- What's all this?
- Ta-da!
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It's a juice break!
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I figured since
I didn't get to hang out
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with you guys at the bar last night,
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we could have our own little bar
right here at work.
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Sweet.
Where's the vodka?
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Oh-uh, no.
No alcohol,
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'cause you can't drink at work.
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Is that a new policy?
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Anyway, you pick your favorite
fruit and vegetable,
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pop it into this baby, and you enjoy.
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I even got squiggle straws.
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I love squiggle straws.
They're so unconventional.
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Well, here,
you wanna try some beet juice?
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It's full of antioxidants.
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See, isn't this fun?
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The straw makes it look fun,
but it doesn't taste fun.
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Rum would make it fun.
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Care for
a kale-i-kaze?
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That's the saddest question
I've ever heard.
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What does everyone have against juice?
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Dude, there you are.
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Been looking all over for you.
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Doug, I got a lot on my plate today.
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Well, scrape off
a little room on the side,
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because here comes dessert.
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It's your favorite.
Key lime pie, extra meringue.
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- Boom.
- What's this?
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It's my way of saying thank you
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for doing the surgery on little miss.
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And also, I made you this.
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A spin doctors greatest hits CD.
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Double boom.
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That's generous, Doug.
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Ah, it's just a CD.
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No, I mean
"Greatest Hits."
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They've got, like, three songs.
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- Well--
- Where did you get
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a picture of us together?
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There weren't any, because
you've never let me take one.
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So, that's a Photoshop job I did.
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That's me pointing to a lasagna
that I made, actually.
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I gotta--
I gotta do it.
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Oh-kay!
What's going on now?
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It's a hug.
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I'm just--
I'm saying thanks
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for saving my dog's life.
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I-I won't forget it.
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Enjoy the pie.
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You okay?
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Of course I'm okay.
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I'm just a grown man
looking at a mix CD
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from another grown man.
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Well, I think it's really great
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that you're doing the surgery.
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It's no big deal.
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Sure it is.
You're being a good friend.
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We're not friends.
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He's just the sound
of labored breathing
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standing next to me
in the O.R., nothing else.
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Come on, George.
You guys have worked together
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for eight years, side by side.
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Of course you care about him.
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I don't.
I don't, all right?
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Jeez.
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- Oh, boy.
- "Oh, boy" what?
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I can tell that you're nervous
about the surgery,
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because you only binge eat
when you're stressed.
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I'm not binge eating.
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The guy just happens to make
a delicious pie.
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Really?
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I heard about your little test.
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Let's see if you can pass it.
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Left hand or right hand?
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Oh, you, um--
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you forgot something in the cafeteria.
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You know, just a CD from that guy
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that's not your friend?
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- You distracted me.
- I'm sorry, continue.
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You just killed your friend's dog.
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Killed your friend's dog.
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Killed your friend's dog.
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I'm fine, he's not my friend,
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and I'm doing the surgery.
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So deal with it.
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And this is my toy.
259
00:09:35,785 --> 00:09:38,870
Okay, Rizzo, just go
where the colors take you.
260
00:09:38,905 --> 00:09:41,623
Let your artistic vision
be your guide.
261
00:09:41,657 --> 00:09:43,525
Oh, man.
262
00:09:43,543 --> 00:09:47,379
You artistic types
are so temperamental.
263
00:09:47,413 --> 00:09:49,164
All right, there we go.
264
00:09:49,198 --> 00:09:51,466
Got you
your artsy-fartsy music, okay?
265
00:09:51,501 --> 00:09:54,035
I want to see some painting,
and nothing too derivative.
266
00:09:54,053 --> 00:09:57,222
Mama needs a new taser.
267
00:10:02,178 --> 00:10:06,264
♪ Morning has broken ♪
268
00:10:06,315 --> 00:10:10,435
♪ like the first morning ♪
269
00:10:10,486 --> 00:10:14,606
♪ blackbird has spoken ♪
270
00:10:14,657 --> 00:10:18,743
♪ like the first bird ♪
271
00:10:18,778 --> 00:10:22,730
♪ praise for the singing ♪
272
00:10:22,748 --> 00:10:26,952
♪ praise for the morning ♪
273
00:10:27,003 --> 00:10:30,922
♪ praise for them springing ♪
274
00:10:30,957 --> 00:10:33,542
♪ fresh from the world ♪
275
00:10:49,358 --> 00:10:52,811
Hey, you wanna go
to the wet rat for more drinks?
276
00:10:52,862 --> 00:10:55,146
- I mean, a drink?
- Yeah, come on, Doug.
277
00:10:55,198 --> 00:10:57,098
- It'll cheer you up.
- Yeah, okay.
278
00:10:57,116 --> 00:10:58,950
One-Eyed Willie, you wanna
come get a drink with us?
279
00:10:58,985 --> 00:11:01,936
No, I'd rather go home to my wife.
280
00:11:04,273 --> 00:11:05,957
Of course I'm coming for drinks!
281
00:11:05,992 --> 00:11:07,826
Hey guys, actually,
I have a surprise for you.
282
00:11:07,877 --> 00:11:09,961
I just made reservations for us
at the restaurant next door.
283
00:11:09,996 --> 00:11:11,946
Yum sum?
You seriously want to go
284
00:11:11,964 --> 00:11:14,583
to a Chinese restaurant
next to an animal hospital?
285
00:11:14,617 --> 00:11:15,917
Well, yeah, just for drinks.
286
00:11:15,951 --> 00:11:17,118
C'mon, it'll be awesome.
287
00:11:17,136 --> 00:11:18,336
And according to Yelp,
288
00:11:18,387 --> 00:11:21,256
they have a cocktail
that they light on fire.
289
00:11:21,290 --> 00:11:22,624
And if you don't come, you're fired.
290
00:11:22,642 --> 00:11:23,758
Just kidding.
Maybe.
291
00:11:23,792 --> 00:11:25,460
Who's coming?
292
00:11:29,131 --> 00:11:30,932
Thank God you were able
to get a reservation.
293
00:11:32,301 --> 00:11:33,801
Come on, you guys,
let's get to know each other.
294
00:11:33,819 --> 00:11:34,936
Tell me something about yourselves.
295
00:11:34,970 --> 00:11:36,688
My dog might die.
296
00:11:36,739 --> 00:11:38,139
- Ohh...
- Aw, man.
297
00:11:38,157 --> 00:11:39,974
It's okay, she'll be fine.
298
00:11:39,992 --> 00:11:41,493
Okay, thank God the drinks are here.
299
00:11:41,527 --> 00:11:43,245
Oh, you know what?
Let's play a drinking game.
300
00:11:43,279 --> 00:11:45,247
Let's play...
"I never."
301
00:11:45,281 --> 00:11:46,531
Um, okay, so someone says something
302
00:11:46,582 --> 00:11:47,949
that they've never done,
and if you've done it
303
00:11:47,983 --> 00:11:48,983
you have to take a shot.
304
00:11:49,001 --> 00:11:50,502
All right?
Who wants to go first?
305
00:11:50,536 --> 00:11:52,153
Uh, I think
I feel a cry coming on, so--
306
00:11:52,171 --> 00:11:53,455
Okay, you know what?
307
00:11:53,489 --> 00:11:54,489
I'll go first.
308
00:11:54,507 --> 00:11:57,792
Um, I've never...
309
00:11:57,826 --> 00:11:59,661
Kissed two guys in the same day.
310
00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:04,933
Sluts!
311
00:12:04,967 --> 00:12:06,384
See, this is fun.
Okay, who's next?
312
00:12:06,435 --> 00:12:07,969
- I'll go.
- Okay.
313
00:12:08,003 --> 00:12:10,639
I never...
wanted to come here.
314
00:12:10,673 --> 00:12:14,976
Oh, okay.
Well, I did.
315
00:12:15,010 --> 00:12:16,394
Mm!
316
00:12:16,445 --> 00:12:17,729
Yamamoto?
317
00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:21,366
I've never scratched
a co-worker's cornea.
318
00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:23,518
Okay...
319
00:12:23,536 --> 00:12:25,537
Well...
320
00:12:27,573 --> 00:12:29,624
Okay, Juanita, you're next.
321
00:12:29,659 --> 00:12:31,209
I think I'm gonna go home.
322
00:12:31,243 --> 00:12:32,544
- What?
- Yeah, me too.
323
00:12:32,578 --> 00:12:33,795
Yeah, I gotta go.
Tonight's bagel night.
324
00:12:33,829 --> 00:12:35,196
Wait!
No, no, no, hold on.
325
00:12:35,214 --> 00:12:36,548
Hold on one second, okay?
326
00:12:36,582 --> 00:12:38,199
Why don't you guys like me?
327
00:12:38,217 --> 00:12:40,034
We like you, it's just that
328
00:12:40,052 --> 00:12:42,387
you have a different vibe
than the rest of us.
329
00:12:42,421 --> 00:12:44,139
You're not a "Let
your hair down" type of girl.
330
00:12:44,173 --> 00:12:45,557
Yeah, you don't know how to cut loose.
331
00:12:45,591 --> 00:12:47,008
Wha-- I'm sorry,
332
00:12:47,042 --> 00:12:48,310
I don't know how to cut loose?
333
00:12:48,344 --> 00:12:50,762
I'll have you know
that I once re-created
334
00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:54,215
the entire Footloose dance
in my basement.
335
00:12:54,233 --> 00:12:55,517
You know what?
I am fun.
336
00:12:55,551 --> 00:12:57,769
This is your loss,
and I am gonna have fun,
337
00:12:57,820 --> 00:12:59,821
over here, without you guys.
338
00:12:59,855 --> 00:13:01,556
That is what it looked like,
339
00:13:01,574 --> 00:13:03,057
yeah, yeah, yeah.
340
00:13:03,075 --> 00:13:05,393
I don't think she's seen the movie.
341
00:13:05,411 --> 00:13:06,528
Takeout for Coleman, please.
342
00:13:06,562 --> 00:13:08,396
Hey, George, what are you doing here?
343
00:13:08,414 --> 00:13:09,831
What are you guys doing here?
344
00:13:09,865 --> 00:13:10,865
This is my secret place.
345
00:13:10,899 --> 00:13:11,950
Don't be ridiculous.
346
00:13:12,001 --> 00:13:13,034
We don't have any secrets, George.
347
00:13:13,068 --> 00:13:14,085
Right.
348
00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:15,120
You should know that Doug
349
00:13:15,171 --> 00:13:16,588
is totally freaking out about his dog.
350
00:13:16,622 --> 00:13:17,956
Yeah, he's having a cry
in the men's room.
351
00:13:18,007 --> 00:13:19,958
Okay.
Thanks for the info.
352
00:13:20,009 --> 00:13:22,010
I'm glad you're doing
the surgery instead of me.
353
00:13:22,044 --> 00:13:23,878
Every time I lowered
the scalpel, I'd think,
354
00:13:23,912 --> 00:13:27,015
"If I make the slightest mistake
I could kill Doug's dog
355
00:13:27,049 --> 00:13:28,049
and his will to live."
356
00:13:28,083 --> 00:13:29,267
Hey, could I get an extra order
357
00:13:29,301 --> 00:13:32,020
of moo goo gai pan to go, please?
358
00:13:32,054 --> 00:13:33,605
I don't know what they're
talking about, I'm fun.
359
00:13:33,639 --> 00:13:36,474
I'm wild. I'm over here
talking to you, aren't I?
360
00:13:36,525 --> 00:13:37,475
You have a really weird mustache.
361
00:13:37,526 --> 00:13:38,777
What's your story?
362
00:13:38,811 --> 00:13:40,928
Well, just moved here
from Vermont with my pet pig,
363
00:13:40,946 --> 00:13:43,898
which now doesn't fit
in my studio apartment.
364
00:13:43,932 --> 00:13:46,901
I'm sorry, all I'm looking at is...
365
00:13:46,935 --> 00:13:47,902
That mustache.
366
00:13:47,936 --> 00:13:50,104
Hey George, hey.
367
00:13:50,122 --> 00:13:51,656
All set for tomorrow?
368
00:13:51,707 --> 00:13:53,208
Yeah, about that.
369
00:13:53,242 --> 00:13:56,411
Um, I'm not going to be able
to do Little Miss's surgery.
370
00:13:56,445 --> 00:13:57,746
Uh, why not?
371
00:13:57,780 --> 00:13:58,880
Well, turns out we got
372
00:13:58,914 --> 00:14:00,415
a cholecystectomy on an African lion,
373
00:14:00,449 --> 00:14:02,617
and the zoo wanted me
or Kaminsky to do it,
374
00:14:02,635 --> 00:14:03,951
but tomorrow's his day off.
375
00:14:03,969 --> 00:14:05,970
Well, who--
who's gonna do Little Miss?
376
00:14:06,005 --> 00:14:07,472
Pinkis or Janelli.
377
00:14:07,506 --> 00:14:09,090
Hospital's full of great doctors,
378
00:14:09,124 --> 00:14:12,394
she'll be in good hands,
but I gotta go, so--
379
00:14:12,428 --> 00:14:15,513
Order for Coleman?
380
00:14:15,564 --> 00:14:18,566
Uh, I'm Dr. Coleman.
381
00:14:22,521 --> 00:14:24,522
What? It's free.
382
00:14:34,481 --> 00:14:36,482
What?
383
00:14:40,904 --> 00:14:43,539
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
384
00:14:45,242 --> 00:14:48,244
What did we do?
385
00:14:52,716 --> 00:14:55,863
Okay, okay.
Yeah, oh, okay, okay.
386
00:14:55,983 --> 00:14:56,955
Excuse me.
387
00:14:56,989 --> 00:14:59,324
Hello, could you
give this guy a check-up?
388
00:14:59,358 --> 00:15:00,541
- Sure.
- Okay, thanks.
389
00:15:00,576 --> 00:15:01,793
She got a name, an owner?
390
00:15:01,827 --> 00:15:04,128
Uh, no, not exactly.
391
00:15:04,163 --> 00:15:05,696
The owner wants to remain anonymous.
392
00:15:05,714 --> 00:15:07,198
So, if you could just bring that guy
393
00:15:07,216 --> 00:15:08,199
back to me when you're done,
that would be great,
394
00:15:08,217 --> 00:15:10,969
okay?
Thank you.
395
00:15:11,003 --> 00:15:12,470
Hey.
Good news, dude.
396
00:15:12,504 --> 00:15:14,806
I freed you up
to do the surgery. Ta-da.
397
00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:16,140
What? How?
398
00:15:16,175 --> 00:15:17,558
Oh, easy.
I talked to Kaminsky.
399
00:15:17,593 --> 00:15:19,177
Yeah. He was willing
to come in today,
400
00:15:19,211 --> 00:15:20,711
but he wanted
Thanksgiving off in return,
401
00:15:20,729 --> 00:15:21,712
so I went to Pinkis.
402
00:15:21,730 --> 00:15:23,014
Pinkis hates his family,
403
00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:24,482
so he was more than willing
to work Thanksgiving.
404
00:15:24,516 --> 00:15:25,716
But he wanted Janelli's
405
00:15:25,734 --> 00:15:27,485
autographed Darryl Strawberry
sobriety token,
406
00:15:27,519 --> 00:15:29,070
so Janelli agreed to give that up
407
00:15:29,104 --> 00:15:31,489
as long as I agreed to give up
my kayak, which I did.
408
00:15:31,523 --> 00:15:32,774
So we're all set.
409
00:15:32,825 --> 00:15:34,325
- You gave away your kayak?
- Yeah.
410
00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:35,726
The one you lost your virginity in?
411
00:15:35,744 --> 00:15:37,161
Barely, yeah.
412
00:15:37,196 --> 00:15:39,230
Plus, I wanted the best vet
in there with Little Miss,
413
00:15:39,248 --> 00:15:40,782
and that is you, doctor.
414
00:15:40,833 --> 00:15:42,951
Might want to start prepping,
surgery is in 20.
415
00:15:43,002 --> 00:15:45,236
And...
416
00:15:45,254 --> 00:15:47,872
We are twins.
Huh?
417
00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:49,707
Oh, Ms. Fry,
just in time.
418
00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:50,959
Here's Pinky,
419
00:15:51,010 --> 00:15:53,428
and look what Rizzo painted
since you were here.
420
00:15:53,462 --> 00:15:54,629
The monkey did this?
421
00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:56,464
Yeah, you think it's worth something?
422
00:15:56,515 --> 00:15:58,082
Definitely.
423
00:15:58,100 --> 00:15:59,750
I can sell this.
424
00:15:59,768 --> 00:16:01,753
I'll give you 300 for it.
425
00:16:01,787 --> 00:16:03,721
I'll take it.
426
00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:05,556
Hey, come on, Rizzo.
427
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:07,275
Rizzo.
428
00:16:07,309 --> 00:16:10,361
Rizzo.
Come on, Rizzo, let go!
429
00:16:10,396 --> 00:16:12,780
Seems like he
wants to keep his painting.
430
00:16:12,815 --> 00:16:14,949
Yeah, seems like you're a dog owner,
431
00:16:14,984 --> 00:16:16,901
not a monkey psychologist.
432
00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:20,699
Maybe we should just consider
this transaction concluded.
433
00:16:22,658 --> 00:16:23,958
Have a good one.
434
00:16:23,993 --> 00:16:26,411
Hey, not bad, Rizzo.
435
00:16:26,445 --> 00:16:29,547
You just made me 300 bucks.
436
00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:33,251
Aw, come on, Rizzo!
437
00:16:34,586 --> 00:16:38,639
♪ Morning has broken ♪
438
00:16:56,408 --> 00:16:58,242
Scalpel.
439
00:17:06,035 --> 00:17:07,201
Sorry, that's my phone.
440
00:17:18,931 --> 00:17:20,515
Whoa, no.
441
00:17:23,335 --> 00:17:24,519
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
442
00:17:24,553 --> 00:17:25,836
Where the hell are you going?
443
00:17:25,854 --> 00:17:27,522
Sorry, not feeling well.
444
00:17:27,556 --> 00:17:29,340
Bad shrimps.
I'll send someone else up.
445
00:17:29,358 --> 00:17:30,558
What? W--
No, no.
446
00:17:30,609 --> 00:17:32,693
George! What are you
talking about, bad shrimp?
447
00:17:32,728 --> 00:17:34,145
Oh.
448
00:17:34,179 --> 00:17:35,363
- Miss Crane.
- Yes.
449
00:17:35,397 --> 00:17:36,397
Here's your pig.
450
00:17:36,448 --> 00:17:37,648
She checked out okay.
451
00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:39,067
Oh, no, it's actually a--
You know what?
452
00:17:39,118 --> 00:17:40,701
Doesn't even matter.
Okay, thanks!
453
00:17:40,736 --> 00:17:42,036
No, come on.
454
00:17:42,071 --> 00:17:43,687
That is for charging phones!
455
00:17:45,707 --> 00:17:47,191
- What's happening here?
- Nothing.
456
00:17:47,209 --> 00:17:48,993
Just have a pig
in my room, no big "D".
457
00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:50,378
Where'd you get a pig?
458
00:17:50,412 --> 00:17:51,796
Hey! Yamamoto,
come check this out.
459
00:17:51,830 --> 00:17:53,164
No-
460
00:17:53,198 --> 00:17:54,532
- What?
- Look at that.
461
00:17:56,885 --> 00:17:58,719
This is so embarrassing.
It's so embarrassing.
462
00:17:58,754 --> 00:18:00,972
Okay, you remember that guy
at the bar last night?
463
00:18:01,006 --> 00:18:02,006
Well, I got
really drunk--
464
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:04,425
- You filthy sl--
- No!
465
00:18:04,476 --> 00:18:05,893
He took me back to his apartment
466
00:18:05,928 --> 00:18:07,645
to show me
his pet Yorkshire, and--
467
00:18:07,679 --> 00:18:10,214
Oh, my God, you drunk adopted a pig.
468
00:18:10,232 --> 00:18:11,715
A little, yeah.
469
00:18:11,733 --> 00:18:14,485
Dorothy Crane,
you are full of surprises.
470
00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:15,486
I am?
471
00:18:15,521 --> 00:18:16,571
You're such a crazy lady.
472
00:18:18,073 --> 00:18:19,190
So what are you gonna name him?
473
00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:20,525
I don't know.
I don't know!
474
00:18:20,559 --> 00:18:22,076
We're going out after work.
475
00:18:22,111 --> 00:18:23,561
You wanna come with us
and we'll talk about it
476
00:18:23,579 --> 00:18:24,562
over some drinks?
477
00:18:24,580 --> 00:18:26,397
You wa--
you, me, drinking?
478
00:18:26,415 --> 00:18:28,416
- Yeah.
- Yeah, okay! Bring it in!
479
00:18:28,450 --> 00:18:30,084
Ow!
My other eye!
480
00:18:30,119 --> 00:18:32,420
- I'm sorry.
- Who hugs like that?
481
00:18:36,625 --> 00:18:39,427
Well,
Ms. Fry was right.
482
00:18:39,461 --> 00:18:41,412
There's money to be made
in animal art.
483
00:18:41,430 --> 00:18:44,098
She charged me 500 bucks
to get this back.
484
00:18:45,634 --> 00:18:48,636
Yeah.
You just seemed so upset.
485
00:18:48,687 --> 00:18:50,254
We cool?
486
00:18:50,272 --> 00:18:51,439
All right.
487
00:18:51,473 --> 00:18:53,090
Hey, let's go have some fun
with this taser
488
00:18:53,108 --> 00:18:55,276
before it runs out
of tazes, all right?
489
00:18:55,310 --> 00:18:57,528
C'mon.
490
00:18:57,563 --> 00:18:59,280
Hey, Yamamoto!
491
00:18:59,314 --> 00:19:01,065
Get over here!
492
00:19:08,624 --> 00:19:10,774
Hey, George.
I heard about the surgery.
493
00:19:10,792 --> 00:19:11,993
Get out.
494
00:19:12,044 --> 00:19:14,545
Look, I know
you don't care about Doug.
495
00:19:14,580 --> 00:19:18,132
He's just a colleague,
certainly not a friend.
496
00:19:18,167 --> 00:19:19,667
But right now, he's watching Pinkis
497
00:19:19,718 --> 00:19:21,135
perform surgery on his dog.
498
00:19:21,170 --> 00:19:22,637
And, well, if there was ever a time
499
00:19:22,671 --> 00:19:26,307
that he could use a friend,
this is it.
500
00:19:26,341 --> 00:19:28,626
Not that you're his friend,
but if you were.
501
00:19:32,164 --> 00:19:33,130
And a hug would be--
502
00:19:33,148 --> 00:19:35,629
- Seriously, get out.
- Okay.
503
00:19:48,413 --> 00:19:49,630
It's gonna be fine.
504
00:19:49,665 --> 00:19:50,981
What are you doing here?
505
00:19:50,999 --> 00:19:54,285
I thought you ate some bad shrimp.
506
00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:57,038
Look, the truth
is I was having a hard time
507
00:19:57,089 --> 00:19:58,356
performing the surgery.
508
00:19:58,390 --> 00:20:01,092
Why?
509
00:20:01,126 --> 00:20:05,630
Well, if you must know,
all cards on the table,
510
00:20:05,664 --> 00:20:09,684
I care about your dog.
511
00:20:09,718 --> 00:20:11,001
My dog?
512
00:20:11,019 --> 00:20:12,353
Yeah.
513
00:20:12,387 --> 00:20:13,804
I've known her for eight years.
514
00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:15,773
You know, she might
be needy and sensitive
515
00:20:15,807 --> 00:20:18,526
and, uh, could use a good grooming,
516
00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:21,946
but, uh, she's grown on me.
517
00:20:21,980 --> 00:20:24,982
Yeah, well, you've grown on her too.
518
00:20:26,485 --> 00:20:28,369
All right,
let's just--
519
00:20:28,403 --> 00:20:29,570
Yeah, you're right.
520
00:20:29,621 --> 00:20:31,038
Arms down, this is better,
521
00:20:31,073 --> 00:20:32,657
more professional.
522
00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:33,958
[Queen's You're My Best Friend]
523
00:20:33,992 --> 00:20:37,828
♪ Oh, you're my best friend ♪
524
00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:39,380
♪ ooh, you make me live ♪
525
00:20:54,952 --> 00:20:57,148
How's it looking, Rizzo?
526
00:21:08,094 --> 00:21:10,934
What? For my wife.
527
00:21:15,514 --> 00:21:21,514
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