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- That was Julian Grant.

He just called to personally
welcome me into the seminar.

- Glasses up.
To Sutton. Congrats.

- You're pretty freaking cool,
Kat.

- You're my campaign manager.
You have to tell me

that stuff, right?
- No, I don't.

- I feel like maybe
you've been flirting with me?

- It's my job to
get to know you and talk you up.

- That's all this is?
- If you got another impression,

that's coming from you,
but that's not me.

- Attention, everyone!
"Scarlet's" been hacked.

- What if this ends up
like the Sony hack?

- Wait, you mean, like, all of
our emails getting out there?

I'm worried about Ingrid.

- If we could just get a name,

we'd be able
to back up her story.

[bouncy percussive music]

- Well, hello there,
fashion superstar.

- Oh.
- [soft laugh]

Congrats again on
the Julian Grant seminar.

- Thanks so much.

But now we need
a new sewing machine

and good ones are, like, $1,200.

What is that?
- Best of times, worst of times.

- Right?
- Namaste, bitches.

- No.
No more tequila.

[both laugh]
- But, you know what?

I could use several shots
of espresso, though.

- Same.

- Hey, anything from Tia
since last night?

- No, just this text:
"Let's meet in an hour."

Period.
- Ooh.

Ending a text message
in a period is essentially

an act of aggression.
- Yep.

As if I needed something else
to stress about today.

[elevator dings]

[soft laughter]
Good!

Good for you.

Great.
Vitamins...

- ♪ Li-i-i--
life is a party ♪

[phones ringing]
[frantic chatter]

- Good morning.

How would you guys
describe my breath?

[exhaling]

- Andrew, I'm sorry.
It was one time.

- Because apparently I need gum

for my morning dragon breath!

- What is going on?

- The hackers released
every email ever sent

on the Safford server.

Welcome to Hell.

♪

- ♪ Li-i-i--
life is a party ♪

- We are so sorry
that this happened.

Patrick right now is off-site,

dealing with
our backend management,

and we will get to
the bottom of this leak.

People, "Scarlet"
has been through much worse.

Ultra low-rise jeans

and that Snooki/JWoww cover
come to mind.

[laughter]

We can let this whole
sleazy event make us angry...

[inhales]
or we could let it go,

move on and get back to
what we all love,

which is making this
very important, very inspiring

magazine.

So let's get back to work.

- Uh, hey, just one more thing,
everyone?

We're already seeing
some trolling

about this on social media.

So please don't engage,
even on your personal accounts.

We need
the official "Scarlet" handles

to be the last word.

- Thanks, Kat.
- Yeah.

- And remember:
business as usual.

- Red, come.

We'll be sending
apology gifts today.

- Who'd you offend?
- Manhattan.

[upbeat alternative music]

♪

- Hey.
- Hi.

- Hi.
Um, so I still feel

kind of embarrassed
about last night.

- Please, it's not a thing.
- All right, great.

Uh, well, it's been kind of
a crazy morning at work.

But I did manage to
make a couple calls.

Turns out, more than one voter
in my district believes that

Elvis lives in the subway
station at Delancey Street.

So I told them about my plan

to subsidize mental health
clinics in the area.

I'd like to think
I stayed on message--

- Hey, Kat, listen, um...
- Uh.

- You are... an amazing person
and a great candidate, um,

but I--I think it is a mistake

for me to be
your campaign manager.

[soft electronic music]

- Oh, are--are you serious?

- Yes.
Yep, I am.

You know, campaigns are
incredibly stressful as it is,

and when personal feelings
get involved,

it can become a real problem.

So here is a list
of campaign managers,

any of them can jump right in,
won't miss a beat.

- I mean, if this is what you
want, I totally respect that.

I just kind of felt like
maybe we had a chance to win it.

- You do, Kat.

Um, just not with me.

♪

- Okay, here's another
one of your emails.

Uh, the stylist Jason Kier,

who apparently is
"a sassy little bitch."

[laughs]
Can't say I disagree with that.

- Look, I don't get
why people are so upset.

It's okay to be a little snarky
if you're funny.

"Velociraptor in Versace"?

That's funny.
- It is funny.

[inhales sharply]
Ooh.

Did you call Tom Ford's
spring collection "urban bleak"?

- Yeah, that's, uh, that's
gonna require a phone call.

- Yeah.
- Penance is so exhausting.

[cell phone buzzes]

- Hey, Mom.
- Hi, honey.

- I'm super behind on "Grey's"
so shh.

- I won't tell you a thing.

I saw online that
your work got hacked.

Everything okay?
- Oh, yeah.

I mean, work's crazy, but
I'm good.

- Oh, good.

Good, I'm so glad.

- What's wrong?
You sound stressed.

- I need to ask you a favor.

It's my car.
The, um, timing belt's shot.

And Jim says it will cost
at least $500.

I need my car
to get to work, and

make it easier for me
to pay you back faster.

- $500?
Mom, I--

- I'll figure it out.
I'll figure it out.

How's Richard?

You two still living in sin?

'Cause if you are,
you know my advice is

you better be sinning.

- Richard's good.
We're good.

And don't worry.

I can send you the money.

[soft music]

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

Bye, Mom.

- Bye, honey.

♪

- [sighs]

- So where are you
with that list of names

that Ingrid gave us?

- I'm down to
the last few names.

- No one's willing
to back up her story.

- I mean, people
are reluctant to talk

in the best of circumstances,

and this whole email hack
has just made things worse.

- Yeah, it's unfortunate,
but I really need you to push.

- Code red, Jacqueline.
Code red, Jacq--

- Andrew, Andrew, take a breath.

This is a magazine,
not a trauma ward.

Go ahead and get to it.

- Here.

People do get
hurt here sometimes,

even if it is
just their feelings.

I'm sorry.

- Hey.
- Hey.

- I'm assuming you heard
the news about the email dump.

- Yeah, that's crazy.

- Yeah, and now it's putting
even more pressure on me

to get somebody to
corroborate Ingrid's story,

but every time I tell somebody
that I'm from "Scarlet,"

they're like, "Bye."

- I'm sorry.
That blows.

Bad luck.

- What if I just don't say
that I'm from "Scarlet"?

- Hm, well, that sounds
wildly unethical.

- Yeah, well,
being wildly ethical

hasn't really been
working for me, so.

- Hey, you only need
to find one person.

- [sighs]
It's not that easy.

- Look, I get that
you're frustrated,

but you don't want to do
something you're gonna regret.

That'll just
make everything worse.

Anyway, uh, guess what?

I got advanced reviews
for my book, and they're good.

They're actually really good.

I've been asked to write
a guest column for "Slate."

- Oh, my God, that's amazing.
- Thanks.

And, Jane, what you're
trying to do right now,

it's hard enough.

You don't want to lose yourself

by becoming dishonest, right?

- Thanks.

- Bye.
- Bye.

- Y'all, RJ Safford said,

"'Porch & Garden'
is a bigger money suck

than my wife's jewelry line."

- [soft laugh]
Are you reading the emails?

- I am.
[inhales]

It's very therapeutic and
totally distracting me

from the fact that I just
loaned my mother $500

and now I can't afford
a new sewing machine.

- Uh, let me help you out.

- No.
Thanks, but I got it.

[cell phone buzzes]

- And Tia's replacements
have started reaching out.

- What?

I can't believe
she just bailed like that.

- It's crazy.
We were just starting to

get into a groove
with this whole campaign thing,

and then I messed it up.

- [gasps]
Oh, my God.

- Another email?

- Well, tabloids
found their story.

And it's Jacqueline.

Uh.
[taps tablet]

"Five years ago, luxury brand
SGDA head Bobby O'Neill

"nearly died in the offices
of lady mag 'Scarlet.'

"Of the event, Editor-in-Chief
Jacqueline Carlyle

"emailed a gal pal.

"'Bobby O'Neill almost died
in my office today.

"'He's fine, but I can't lie,
a small part of me enjoyed it.

Karma's a bitch, right?'"
Oh, my God.

He's a big advertiser.

This is really bad
for Jacqueline.

Uh, let me guess,
meeting in the fashion closet?

Seriously, it is like the only
thing I found in your emails.

[softly] Ugh.

Toodles.

- Man, that day was crazy.

Do you guys remember that day?
- Yeah.

- Of course, it was
my first day at "Scarlet."

- And we almost killed a man.

[Taylor Swift's
"Welcome to New York"]

- ♪ Walking through a crowd
the village is aglow ♪

♪ Kaleidoscope of loud
heartbeats under coats ♪

♪ Everybody here
wanted something more ♪

♪ Searching for a sound
we hadn't heard before ♪

♪ And it said
welcome to New York ♪

♪ It's been waiting for you
welcome to New York ♪

♪ Welcome to New York

- Perfect.

Call me, okay?
- Yeah.

Bye.

- ♪ Welcome to New York

♪ It's a new soundtrack

♪ I could dance to this beat

[elevator dings]

[Taylor Swift's "Welcome to
New York" over headphones]

♪ But they never blind me

- Oh, can you hold that, please?

- ♪ Welcome to New York

- Thanks.

[Taylor Swift's
"Welcome to New York"]

- ♪ Welcome to New York
welcome to New York ♪

♪ Welcome to New York

[Jessie J, Ariana Grande,
& Nicki Minaj's "Bang Bang"]

- ♪ Step on up
swing your bat ♪

♪ See anybody
could be bad to you ♪

♪ You need a good girl
to blow your mind yeah ♪

♪ Bang bang into the room

- Hi, can I help you?
- Oh, uh--

yeah, I'm, uh, Jane Sloan.

I'm starting
my internship today.

I'm a little early,
I didn't know

if I should go to HR,
if I should come straight here--

- Hang on a second.
- [exhales]

- Good morning, Martha.
- Good morning, Jacqueline.

- Thank you.

Hi.
Jacqueline Carlyle.

- Jacqueline Carlyle.
- And you are?

- I'm--uh, Jane Sloan.

- You a writer?

- No, no-no-no,
I'm, uh, an intern.

- That doesn't mean
you can't also be a writer.

You look like a writer to me.

- ♪ I don't need to
hear you talk the talk ♪

- [exhales]

- Hey, uh, you must be Jane?

Hey, I'm Andrew,
the chief intern.

Come, I'll get you started.
- Okay.

- So I saw you were
talking to Jacqueline.

- Yeah.

- When Eleanor retires,
I so want to be her assistant.

- Oh, my God, I would love that.

- It's my dream, not yours.

- Okay.
- Now you know.

Anyway, so I usually show the
interns to their departments.

So I'll just, like, over here--
- I'll take her!

- Oh, great,
that makes my job a lot easier.

Uh, Jane, this is Lauren Park.

Good luck.

- Oh, my God, Lauren Park.

I--I've seen your name
on the masthead,

and I am such a big fan.

I've wanted
to work for "Scarlet"--

- Jane.
Follow me.

I don't have an assistant
and I have a lot going on,

so I'm gonna need 110% from you.

First things first, a VIP team
from SGDA are on their way.

They're potentially
big advertisers

and they need coffee.

I look at receipts.

- Uh-huh.

- Go.
- Oh, okay.

[phone ringing]

- Dani Potter's desk.

I will deliver the message.

Thank you.
[phone clicks]

- Hi, I'm Sage.

I'm Dani's assistant.
You're temping for me.

- Oh, of course.
Hi. Sorry.

Um, I'm so glad
you're feeling better.

- Mm-hmm.
- So what happened?

They said it was
a household accident?

- Cambodian bird's nest.

Sex swing.
- Oh.

- They screwed it right into
the dry wall instead of a beam,

and then the whole thing

came crashing down.
- Oh.

- And I experienced
a new level of penetration.

- You should totally
pitch that to somebody.

- To who?

I'm an assistant to marketing.

But seriously,
if I could get paid

every time
I had a crazy sex story,

I'd get a very different swing.

Uh, anyway, uh,
doctor cleared me

so I will be back
full-time tomorrow.

Thank you so much
for covering for me.

- Yeah, of course.
See ya.

[pensive music]

- "Scarlet" digital
is on top of the viral trends.

- Yeah.

- You ready?
- Mm-hmm.

- Okay, let's do this thing.

- You know, I was actually, um--

Never mind. It's all good.
Let's go.

Ready?
[phone beeps]

- Hi, I'm Andrew,

and I'd like to thank
Jacqueline Carlyle,

Editor-in-Chief
at "Scarlet" magazine

for nominating me to take part

in the
ALS Ice Bucket Challenge.

Donate and support.

[slow-motion clattering]

[shuddering]

- Perfect.

Okay, edit that,
bring it to me,

and, uh, thanks...
- Andrew.

- Yeah.

[punchy music]

♪

- I just dumped ice water
all over myself.

Why are you sad?

- My parents are doing
the Ice Bucket Challenge now.

"Scarlet's"
usually such a tastemaker,

but for some reason,
the digital department just

follows trends
instead of leading.

- So talk to your boss.
- Mm.

It's not that easy.

- Okay, bye.

♪

That's a lot of coffee.
Who's it for?

- Uh, Lauren Park.
Some big meeting.

- Mm-mm.
- What?

- Well, see, okay,
Lauren's kind of a coffee snob.

So when it comes to
a big meeting,

lobby coffee
is basically treason.

- What?
W--what do I do?

- First of all,
you're gonna need to chill,

'cause Lauren
can smell your fear.

Second of all,
go around the corner.

Slave to the Grind.
It's super fancy.

The execs love it.
It's perfect.

- Thank you.
- No problem.

- [softly] Slave to the Grind.
Okay.

Um, cool.

Cool, cool, cool...

♪

- Human resources.

- Hi, I'm temping
on Dani Potter's desk.

- Isn't Sage coming back?
- Yes.

I know that Sage is coming back.

I was actually calling to see

if there was
anything else available,

temp or otherwise?

I can type 65 words a minute
and--

- Yeah, unfortunately
we don't have

any other available
positions currently.

- Okay, thanks.

Well, if that changes,
let me know.

- Of course.
We'll keep your resume handy.

[Sia's "Elastic Heart"]

- ♪ And another one
bites the dust ♪

♪ Oh why can
I not conquer love? ♪

♪ And another one
bites the dust ♪

♪ Yeah let's be clear
I'll trust no one ♪

♪ You did not break me

♪ I'm still fighting for
peace ♪

♪ I've got thick skin

♪ And an elastic heart

♪ But your blade
it might be too sharp ♪

♪ I'm like a rubber band

♪ Until you pull too hard

♪ Yeah I may snap
and I move fast ♪

♪ I've got an elastic heart

- Donate and support.

- No, no, no,
cut the video right... there,

while he's dripping.

- [shuddering]

- Oh, yeah.
Oh, that's much better.

[chuckles] Duh.
- [soft laugh]

Hey, you know,
I was actually thinking,

maybe we could capture
some content for Snapchat?

- Eh, so our content can
disappear after a few seconds?

I don't think so.

We're on the cutting edge here,
Kat.

Oh, also, uh, Jacqueline and I
are gonna need to see those

Woman Crush Wednesday pitches
before you leave for today.

- You got it.
- Okay.

- Okay.

[downbeat music]

♪

- So once we're finished here,
I'd like to take you upstairs,

introduce you to some of
Safford's other books.

And after that, you and I
are gonna have lunch, Bobby.

- Lunch?
- Where we will discuss

upping your monthly buys
at "Scarlet."

- Straight and to the point.

I always liked that
about you, Jacqueline.

- Which is why you'll
up the ad buys.

- Uh--where's the coffee
that I ordered?

- Oh, some should be here
any minute.

- Thank you.
- In fact, there it is now.

- Um, well, our next issue's
gonna focus on global designers.

And so I feel like...

- What took you so long?

- Uh...
- Are these even labeled?

- They're labeled by drink,
not by name.

- These were supposed to be here
at the start of the meeting.

- I'm sorry.
- So am I.

New plan, just sit quietly
and think about the fact

that you earned this internship.

Don't mess it up over something
as simple as a coffee order.

There are plenty of young women
just waiting to take your place.

[Tove Lo's
"Habits [Stay High]"]

- ♪ Oh oh

♪ Oh oh

- Coffee's have arrived.
So sorry about the wait.

- ♪ Oh oh

♪ I eat my dinner...

- Excuse me, do you know
where the bathroom is?

- Yeah, it's just over there.

Hey, you okay?

- Yeah, I just--um,
I need to get out of here.

- Well, I know a better place.

Trust me, it's cool.

Come on.

Let's go.

- ♪ Go to sleep

♪ And I drank up
all my money ♪

♪ Dazed and kind of lonely

- Oh.
[exhales]

Hey. [soft laugh]
- Hi.

- Hi.

- ♪ To keep you off my mind

♪ Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh
ooh-ooh ooh-ooh ♪

[soft funky music]

- Wow, look at all of this.

- It's pretty cool, huh?

- So you guys just get to

come in here whenever you want?

- Yep, whenever we want.

I didn't realize
you came here too.

- Yeah, sometimes,
if I'm having a bad day.

- Well, this is helping me,

and it's much better than
crying alone in the bathroom.

- Lauren.

- There should be a special room

for interns
that Lauren made cry.

- So I'm not the only one?

- No.
- No.

- You should try that on.
It's a good color for you.

- Are we allowed?

- As long as
it's not for a shoot.

My favorite are the shoes.

Check it out.
- Love.

- How do I look?
- [giggles] Tiny.

- You have really great legs
for heels.

- Oh, yeah.

She's feeling better already.

[Icona Pop's "I Love It"]

♪

- ♪ I got this feeling on a
summer day when you were gone ♪

♪ I crashed my car
into the bridge ♪

♪ I watched, I let it burn

♪ I threw your--into a bag

♪ And pushed it
down the stairs ♪

♪ I crashed my car
into the bridge ♪

♪ I don't care

♪ I love it

♪ I don't care

♪

♪ You're on a different road

♪ I'm in the Milky Way

♪ You want me down on Earth

♪ But I am up in space

♪ You're so damn hard
to please ♪

♪ we gotta kill this switch

♪ You're from the '70s

♪ But I'm a '90s--

♪ I love it

- [exhales]
[soft chuckle]

- I'm starving.
- Oh, me too.

- Oh, that's another great perk,
lots of free food.

The leftovers from
the conference room

should be out by now.

- Wait, but won't Lauren
be looking for me?

- You'll know.
When she's coming,

the winged monkeys
usually arrive first.

- [laughs]
Come on.

- ♪ I love it

- Mmm, this is good.

- You know, for like
the entire week before payday,

I survive off of
bagels from the conference room

and all the penis-shaped food
that people send "Scarlet."

- Oh, the penis pasta
was so good, right?

- Oh, so good.

- So, is Sage
coming back already?

- Yeah.

- Did she really crack a rib
falling off a dildo chair?

- Something like that.
- Cool.

- Man, it's been a while
since I've had a good hookup.

- Join the club.

- I saw you with a guy
this morning.

- "Good hookup."
He tasted like pickles.

- Well, last guy
I hooked up with

asked me to rate him
out of five stars.

- What'd you say?
- Two and a half.

Asking to be rated
cost him two stars.

- I'm, um,
I'm dating this guy, Eric.

He's pretty amazing.
- In bed?

- Totally.

- Don't you people read signs?

- What signs?

- This sign.

[soft dramatic music]

- Okay, well,
that's not our fault.

- These sandwiches were
for Jacqueline's lunch meeting

with Bobby O'Neill.

He's the big advertiser.
Look.

The meeting starts
in ten minutes.

You guys have to fix this.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God, no,
she's gonna kill me.

- Um, what do we do?
[soft laugh]

I--I can't get fired.
- No one's getting fired.

There's so much food in this
building

and I know where of all it is.

Trust me.
I just have to steal some.

- Oh, yeah, that makes sense.
- Mm-hmm.

- I like that.
It's good.

- You would do that for us?

- I love to steal.

And also, it's my last day.

And it's sandwiches.

- That's true.
Okay.

Just text us.

- Oh, I don't have your numbers.
- Oh.

- Should we...
- Yeah, no-no-no, we should--

we should just, like,
exchange numbers.

- Yeah.

- Okay.

[keys clacking]

Thanks.

- Okay, you guys
head back to the bull pen

and let me
handle the sandwiches, yeah?

- Thanks, dog.
- Yeah, thanks.

♪

- Yes.

Oh. Hi.

[Charli XCX's "Boom Clap"]

- ♪ Boom boom boom clap

♪

- Sorry, I didn't think
anyone was in here.

- Yeah, I'm--I'm early.
Meeting prep.

- It's good to be prepared.

- I'm Richard.
- Sutton.

So, Richard, I got myself
into a little bit of trouble.

And, um, the only thing
that's gonna fix it

is this tray of sandwiches
behind me.

- I'm intrigued to know
what kind of mistake

is fixable with sandwiches.

- [laughs]

I would love to tell you.

I am on a bit of
a time crunch though,

so I was hoping you could

pretend like I was never here?

- Secret's safe with me.

[Charli XCX's "Boom Clap"]

- Thank you.

- ♪ Boom clap
you make me feel good ♪

♪ Come on to me
come on to me now ♪

- Well, that was exciting.
- You have no idea.

- I think we pulled it off.
- Told ya.

- Unbelievable.

- Yeah, look at
Jacqueline Carlyle work.

- She's such a badass.

- Not to be, you know, weird,

but, um, do you guys
want to get a drink after work?

Celebrate?

- Okay.
both: Yeah.

- Sure.
- Cool.

- [coughs]
[clears throat]

- Wait, does he
look a little flustered?

- [coughs]
- Yeah.

- He does look kind of flushed.

- No, I'm fine.
- Are you sure?

[playful dramatic music]

You okay?
- No, I'm...

- Oh, shit.

- Oh, my God.

♪

- Does anybody have an EpiPen?
He has a peanut allergy.

Somebody call 911, now!

♪

[indistinct radio chatter]

- Is he gonna be okay?
- Oh, he'll be fine.

Of course he probably thinks
I did it on purpose.

- Fashion closet?

[together]
Fashion closet.

- So should we say something?

- I mean...

If he's gonna be fine?
- Right.

- [sighs] I can't believe this
was my first day at "Scarlet."

- Oh, getting yelled at
by Lauren

and stealing sandwiches
and poisoning a major advertiser

wasn't a part of
your "Scarlet" dream?

- [soft laugh]
- I just--

I've wanted to write
for "Scarlet" for... forever.

And I thought I would
come here and be perfect.

But I've just been overwhelmed.

- [exhales]
- I hear that.

Uh, my boss, Garrett,

he's friends with my dad,
that's how I got this job, so.

- Well, that's good, right?
- Mm.

I feel like
the digital department's

missing some
really big opportunities,

but I don't feel like
I can say anything

'cause I promised my dad
I wouldn't make waves.

- I think if you have
a good idea, you should say it.

And, Jane, it's your first day.

Keep writing, you'll get there.

- Hm.
I don't want you to leave.

- [laughs]
Thanks.

Yeah, I don't want
to leave either,

but I did a deep dive and

there's no other
available positions.

I'm down to
my last hundred bucks, so

I don't even think
I can stay in New York,

let alone at "Scarlet."

- Wait.
Why don't you work for Lauren?

God knows
she needs an assistant.

- There is no assistant position
for Lauren.

- Not yet.

- Can you create a position
that doesn't exist?

- Are you sure
you wouldn't want to do that?

- No.

If I wind up working for Lauren,

I'm gonna leave here
in a body bag.

- [laughs]
Yeah, she's pretty intense.

- [soft laugh]
- [sighs]

- I do really love it here.

- Yeah.
- Me too.

Let's find a way to stay,
all of us.

[upbeat music]

♪

- Perfect, great.
Oh, come on in

- Hi.

I have those Woman Crush
Wednesday pitches you asked for.

- Okay, I can take them.

- Oh, okay.

- Anything else?

- Uh, I also--

I just included a couple
of other pitches

I've been thinking about.

- Hm.

- Look, I know that
Snapchat stories disappear,

uh, but they have 46 million
daily average users

and that number is going up
every single day.

And, I mean, Instagram
is growing even faster.

I--I feel like
we could create a community

on those platforms by

curating content that
feels in line with our brand,

using digital to really
sell the "Scarlet" lifestyle.

- And why haven't
I heard this before?

- I don't know.

- I like it, Kat.
I think it sounds great.

- I do too.
Sounds buzzy.

- Yeah.

We'll get Eleanor
to set up a meeting

and we'll discuss it further.

Thanks for sharing.
- Yeah, thanks, Kat.

[Alesso's
"Heroes [We Could Be]"]

- Hey, Lauren,
do you have a second?

- Not really.

Green juice?

- Yeah,
Pressed Juicery Greens 3.

It's supposed to be
better than espresso.

So I know you don't have an
assistant, which I think is odd

'cause you're a junior editor,

so I called a few other
Safford publications

"Pinstripe," "Porch & Garden."

All of their junior editors
are men,

and all of them
have their own assistants.

I think you should too.

And I think it should be me.

- ♪ I know you hear me now...

- Keep talking.

- ♪ We are a different kind

♪ We can do anything

♪ We could be heroes...

- Hm.

It's the notebook again.

- I like to write by hand.
- Hm.

Girl after my own heart.

What are you writing about?

- Uh, expectations.

And how if we let go of them,

reality can exceed them
in ways we never expected.

- Tomorrow, have Eleanor

introduce you to Conor
in our copy department.

That's a good place for a writer
who happens to be an intern.

- That would be amazing.
Thank you.

- ♪ We could be heroes

[both laugh]

- I think it's great.

- Oh, I can't believe
I just met you two weirdos.

I feel like I've known you
for years.

- [laughs]
- Same.

- Well, we did
almost kill a man together

so if that doesn't bond you...
- Mm.

- I honestly don't know how
I would have

gotten through today
without you two.

For whatever reason,
you decided to help me.

- Of course.

We have to have
each other's backs.

I need cool friends in New York.

- Okay, a toast.

To...

long and prosperous
careers at "Scarlet."

- And no more nuts.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

- Hey, do either of you know
of a cheap apartment to rent

or a spare bedroom or

any room with a bed?

♪

- I might.
- Yeah?

- It's more of a living room
than a small apartment, but

it could hold a bed
if it had to.

- ♪ Me and you

[soft dramatic music]

♪

- So that's what
really happened.

- We just wanted you to know

in case you
have to do damage control.

- Hmm.

Damage control because
Bobby ate the wrong sandwich?

[soft laugh]

[laughing]
- Oh.

Are you not mad?

- [exhales] No.

No, Bobby--Bobby and I,
we--we go way back.

And, uh, he'll--he'll be fine.

I'll take care of it.

- Thank you for
being so cool about this.

- Well, the truth
is very powerful.

[gentle music]

♪

- Well, we came clean
after all these years and

Mama Jackie didn't even get mad.
[cell phone buzzes]

I love it.
What?

- Richard's asking
which sewing machine I got.

- What, you didn't tell him that

you gave that money to your mom?
- No, no, I didn't.

- I get it, it's hard to be open
about that stuff sometimes,

but I think it's
worth taking the risk.

- Yeah.

- That's why
I am gonna go back to Tia

and ask her to reconsider
being my campaign manager.

I can't imagine doing this
with someone else, you know?

She's the whole reason
why I'm running.

She just gets me.

- That's great.
Do it.

[upbeat music playing]

♪

- Um, mm-mm.

Country-club pour, please.

- What's going on, Jane?

- Uh, well,
Pamela Dolan is photographing

the new international
Gucci campaign, so.

- Wow.
- Oh, no.

- Watch.

- Six covers in
the last eight weeks

a retrospective at the MoMa,
and now a contract with Gucci.

- It's a very exciting time.

- You have found
tremendous success

working with
relative unknown models,

not established names
like most photographers.

- I find it incredibly exciting
to break a new girl.

I'm in the process of choosing
the models for our campaign,

and there is
so much fresh talent,

all undiscovered, until now.

- Look at her.
She's a sadist.

You know, I only have
one more name on this list

of somebody who might talk to me
from the Ingrid shoot.

And it's this hairdresser
in Midtown.

- Oh, hairdressers,
they're chatty.

- I don't think they are
when you're a journalist.

But what if I was just
a new random client?

- Oh.
- Jane.

- No.
You can't do that.

The truth is very powerful.

We learned that lesson today.

- And while
we're on the subject,

I think this wine
tastes like crap.

- What--
I like the wine.

The label's so cute.

- You have to stop
picking wine by the label.

This is the third time
we've been screwed by that.

- Yeah, I'm gonna
drink it anyway.

[upbeat ambient music]

♪

- I'm just happier styling here

than on photo shoots.
- Mm-hmm.

- So done wrangling extensions.
- Yeah.

Uh, do you do
a lot of fashion shoots?

- I'm pickier these days.

Some jobs are crazy.
- [soft laugh]

[pop music playing softly]

Actually, I have to be honest,
um,

I'm a writer
for "Scarlet" magazine.

I'm investigating an incident
with Pamela Dolan.

I know you worked with her.

I was wondering if I could
maybe get you on the record

sharing your experience?

- No.
Not Pamela Dolan.

- Okay.

♪

- So are we done here?

- Actually, I do need a trim,
if you don't mind?

- No problem.

[both laugh softly]

- Hey, so when does
your sewing machine get here?

- I didn't order it yet.

- Oh.

- My mom needed some money.

Um, every now and then,
she needs some help,

and I--I lend her money.

And I didn't
want to say anything.

- Why not?

- I've dealt with Babs alone
for... always.

So, sharing it

with you,

it's a lot for me.

- Thank you for telling me.

And I will be as involved

or not involved
as you want me to be.

- Thank you.

- Since we're sharing,
I have something for you.

What, with the hack and all,

I decided to take a trip
down memory lane.

It's from the day we met.

Right after you left,
I emailed Dev

all about the "Scarlet"
sandwich thief

and how smitten I was.

- [exhales]

[soft laugh]

[tender music]

♪

- [distant] It's true.
- [distant] It's really cute.

[indistinct talking]

♪

- So I wanted to apologize
for what I said in my email.

- That's it?
- That's how it works.

I apologize and--[inhales]
you fix it.

- [chuckles]

I'll issue a statement tomorrow.

We're old friends.

Your email was just a joke
that I took in the...

playful spirit it was intended.

- And your ad buys?
- They stay.

How's Ian?
- He's great.

It'll be 21 years in August.

How's Elaine?

- Filing divorce papers
as we speak.

- Oh, sorry.
- Yeah.

I thought the third time
would be the charm,

but marriage is hard...

- Mm.

- When you never really
got over the one that got away.

[gentle music]

- That was a long time ago,
Bobby.

- Now, the Jacqueline I know

has a bottle of
single malt scotch whiskey

and a couple of glasses in her

upper left-hand drawer?

- Good memory.

[drawer slides]
I'm impressed.

- Ah.

♪

[glasses clink]

[bottle pops softly]

[drink pours]

[knocking on door]

- Sexy.
- [soft laugh]

[spits]
You're welcome.

- Hey, nice haircut.
- Oh, thank you.

- So, how did it go today?

- I told the truth.

I didn't get the story.

And I need to move on.

- Yeah.
Well, you can't win 'em all.

- [soft laugh]
How was, uh, your guest column?

- I handed in a rough draft.

Trish digs it, and she thinks
that "Slate" will too.

- What?
Way to bury the lede.

- I don't know.
You had a hard day.

I didn't want to
make it all about me.

- No matter how hard my day is,

I will never not celebrate
your success, okay?

- Same.

[tender music]

♪

[indistinct chatter]

- Kat.

What are you doing here?

- I just need to talk to you.

- Yeah, okay.

- So, look, I respect
the decision you made.

But I think it's a huge mistake.

- Kat, I'm--
I already told you, I--

- Yeah, that working together
is a bad idea, I know.

But I'm telling you,

I am willing to put aside
whatever...

you know, this is,

because I think what
we're doing with this campaign

is incredible and
I think it's really special.

And... if you can't see that,

then that's fine,
I'll walk away.

Okay, cool.

- No, Kat, wait, um.

Do you want to sit?

- Yeah, okay.

- [exhales]

Kat, you are so
comfortable with who you are.

You get in people's faces.
You don't apologize for it.

- Neither do you.

- I wish that were true.

The first time I kissed a girl,
I was 17.

And it was electric.
And it was terrifying.

So I didn't do it again
until senior year of college.

And by then, it was
really scary 'cause I knew

this was what I wanted.

And I don't want to want it.

- What do you mean?

- Well, you know,
not everyone's like you, Kat.

It's complicated.
I--I--

I don't want to go there.

And we'd be spending
a lot of time together.

I--I can't.

- Okay.

[Maggie Rogers' "Say It"]

- ♪ Standing in
the open light ♪

- Hey, thank you
for telling me that.

- ♪ I found myself
staring at you... ♪

- But that does
sound really hard.

And really lonely.

So, you know, if you ever

just need somebody to talk to,

I'm around.

I stay very close
to my phone, so.

- ♪ I cannot feel
this way so soon ♪

- Okay.

- ♪ I cannot be this way...

- Hey.

- ♪ I cannot fall in love
with you ♪

♪

♪ I knew it when
you walked my way ♪

♪ That I'd be
begging you to stay ♪

♪ I couldn't say it to myself

♪ I couldn't say it to myself

♪ I felt it burning me away

♪ I held on
when you pulled away ♪

♪ I couldn't say it to myself

♪ I couldn't say it

♪ I cannot fall in love
with you ♪