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Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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Nothing to rearrange
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Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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Like you need
some kind of change
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No matter what the odds
are this time
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Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend
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Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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Standing tall
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On the wings of my dream
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Rise and fall
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On the wings of my dream
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Through the rain
and thunder
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The wind and haze
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I'm bound
for better days
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And nothing's
gonna stop me now
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JENNIFER: Hi, Larry,
do you have any notepads?
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Well, sure.
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Well, uh, oh, here.
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I got these, uh, spiral pads
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or, or, uh,
these, uh, white paper.
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Oh, you know, uh,
what I might have...
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Uh, is, yeah,
these legal pads.
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Jennifer,
I've looked everywhere
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and I can't find the ruler.
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You need a ruler?
Yeah.
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Well, uh...
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What kind do you need?
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Uh, six-inch, 12-inch?
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Standard, metric?
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Do you have anything in pink?
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Pink. Well, uh...
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If you need anything else,
let me know.
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(BALKI SOBBING)
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Hi, cousin.
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Hi, Mary Anne.
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Hi, Jennifer.
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Balki, is, is
everything all right?
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Oh, fine.
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I've been named head
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of the Chronicle's
grieving committee.
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And I thought
I should practice.
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(SOBBING CONTINUES)
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Balki,
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No?
No.
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You must be
on the grievance committee.
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Yes, that's the one.
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Well, that doesn't have
anything to do with grief.
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You mean I cried me
a river for nothing?
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Balki, a grievance committee
handles disputes
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between management
and employees.
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Oh, uh-huh.
We have one at the airline.
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In fact, somebody filed
a grievance against Jennifer
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because they felt she
was unfairly promoted
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to head of her own
flight crew.
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How do you know that?
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Well, I guess
we should be going.
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It was you,
you filed the grievance.
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Yes, I did. I should have
gotten that promotion.
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I graduated ahead of you
from flight school.
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You graduated ahead of me
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Cousin,
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Well, you and the other
two people on the committee
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will hear complaints
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and determine guilt
or innocence,
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and then you decide
on the proper punishment.
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Oh.
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It's a list of complaints.
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Cousin, the, the first one
is Miss Lydia.
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She's... She's being cited
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for "violations
of the parking rules."
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Ah, I bet somebody
finally nailed her
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for taking up two spaces
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with that big Beemer
of hers.
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No, cousin, it wasn't
her big Beemer.
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It was her car.
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Hi, Lydia.
Larry.
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Lydia, what are you doing?
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I'm sorting Balki's mail.
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What does it look
like I'm doing?
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head of the grievance committee,
would you?
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No.
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Miss Lydia, why...
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Why are you
sorting my mail?
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And I wanna do
what I can
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for someone that I care
about very much.
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Who is that?
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You!
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Oh, I am deeply moved.
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Oh, oh, I, I almost forgot.
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Uh, you were named to
a committee of some sort?
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The grievance committee.
That's the one!
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Well,
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Wow.
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Bunny slippers!
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Oh, Miss Lydia,
you're so good to me.
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Well, maybe
you'll find a way
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to be good to me
someday.
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(LAUGHING)
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Cousin, it's hard to believe
someone thoughtful enough
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to give bunny slippers
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would violate parking rules.
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Balki, there's something
I have to explain to you.
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Lydia's only being nice
to you
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What do you mean?
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she's appearing before
the grievance committee.
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Do you see a pattern here?
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Every sentence begins
with a pronoun.
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Uh, delivery for
"Balk-eye Bartookamouse."
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I'm Balk-eye.
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Enjoy.
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She, she would never try
to influence my judgment.
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"To Balki, from Lydia,
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"because love
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"means never having to say
'You're guilty.'"
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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Miss Lydia, you
don't understand.
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We are friends!
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Lot "X" is a dirt lot.
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There is nothing there
but American cars!
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What are you doing?
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BALKI:
What are you doing?
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My bunnies,
my bunnies, my bunnies...
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Miss Lydia, Miss Lydia,
I had to rule against you.
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You were guilty, you were
taking two parking spaces.
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I drive a BMW.
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The dealer suggested
three spaces.
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What...
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Uh, if you hurry,
you can still catch
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the 412 bus to your car.
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(LAUGHING SARCASTICALLY)
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Cousin, I don't understand.
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they're usually grateful
that you helped them
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experience personal growth.
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and people shy away
from personal growth.
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But, don't worry.
You did the right thing.
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I wasn't too hard on her?
No, no, no.
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That's just what
this grievance committee needs.
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Somebody who's honest,
somebody who has integrity
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someone who can look a pair
of bunny slippers in the face
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and say "guilty."
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I didn't know
I'd lose the slippers.
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Okay, Bartokomous,
party's over.
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I already tried that.
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It don't make it shorter.
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So, I think I'll just
go back to work.
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Fine.
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Well...
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I guess Lydia learned
her lesson this time, huh?
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(CHUCKLES)
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Oh, my Lord!
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What's the charge?
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(WHISTLING)
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Cousin, thank you for giving me
these bunny slippers.
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Just a guess.
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Uh, you know,
Balki, uh...
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I may have given you
some, uh...
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Some bad advice about
the grievance committee.
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I mean, I...
I told you to be strict
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but now you've got everybody
down at the Chronicle
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mad at you.
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But, but, but I was only
trying to be fair.
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Yeah. Well, I know that.
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I know that.
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You know, but I'm afraid,
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I'm afraid
if you keep this up, that
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you're gonna become harsh...
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Insensitive...
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Cruel!
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Maybe even heartless,
uncaring
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totally devoid
of all human emotion.
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Cousin, I don't want
to be like that.
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What can I do?
Well, let us think.
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I've got it!
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We've seen the strict Balki.
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I think it's time we saw
a kinder, gentler Balki.
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"Mercy Day?"
Mercy Day.
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To save yourself
from becoming harsh,
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insensitive, cruel!
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Tomorrow would be the
perfect day to show mercy
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on the accused,
whoever that might be.
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Well, if that's what
it's going to take
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then Mercy Day it is.
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Okay.
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Cousin, I don't believe this!
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You... You have to appear
before the committee tomorrow.
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You don't say.
Whatever for?
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Well, it says
that you're accused
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of "stealing office supplies."
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Well, are you sure
it's me?
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Yeah.
I'm shocked!
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Well, lucky for me,
tomorrow is Mercy Day.
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Oh!
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Po-po!
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How could I
have been so blonde?
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You are trying to influence me
like Miss Lydia did.
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Wait a minute, Balki!
Balki! Balki! Balki!
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Listen, I'm big enough
to admit
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that what I was doing
was wrong!
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Forget about it.
I'm sorry.
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Why don't we
just sit down
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and, and talk about
something else?
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Sports, weather,
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friendship?
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I know where this is going.
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(IN UNISON)
"A Mypiot I hardly knew."
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Cousin, come on,
every time you want something
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you tell that
wandering Mypiot story.
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It's not going to work.
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As a judge,
I have to be fair,
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impartial,
and completely oblivious.
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Okay, fine.
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But give me back
the bunny slippers!
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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Uh, Cousin Larry Appleton
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your case is next.
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You have been accused
of stealing office supplies.
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How do you please?
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Not guilty.
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Balki, and honored members
of the committee
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that that charge
of stealing office supplies
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is totally without merit.
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By the way, I hope you
enjoyed the fruit baskets.
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Ms Wiggans, would you read
the grievance, please?
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According to the supply
department
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the basement was using more
notebooks, pads, and pencils
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than all the reporters
in the city room.
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Oh, I see.
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And because I am the only
reporter in the basement
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you thought that I might be
the guilty one?
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No, cousin, we thought
you might be the guilty one
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because your name is on
all the requisition slips.
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Appleton,
I wanna get outta here.
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I'm going to the Bulls game.
Why don't you just plead guilty?
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Because I'm not guilty,
and I can prove it.
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I would like to call
my first witness to the stand.
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Balki Bartokomous.
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Well, feed me garlic
and call me stinky.
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Balki, would you say
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that you are an honest man?
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Well, I'm no honest
Abe Vigoda, but I try.
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In fact, you are
a very honest man.
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Last week, when we took Jennifer
and Mary Anne to dinner,
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wasn't it you
who pointed out
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instead of four?
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No, cousin, that was you.
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If I remember correctly,
your exact words were
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"They only charged us
for two dinners
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"let's get out of here."
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(STUTTERS)
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But, but, Balki,
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isn't it true that you
made us go back and pay
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for all the dinners
because you are so honest?
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Well, cousin, right is right.
We did eat them.
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So, in a word,
Balki Bartokomous
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you are an exceptionally
honest man.
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A man incapable
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of committing a crime.
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I submit to you
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that what we have here
is the most honest man
261
00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:16,309
at the Chronicle.
262
00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:20,147
I'm not one to blow
my own nose, but,
263
00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:26,219
I don't know
if I'm the most honest.
264
00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:28,388
Balki?
Yes.
265
00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:32,225
I now show you
this photograph.
266
00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:36,096
Do you recognize it?
267
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:37,764
That's me,
268
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:40,833
reading, uh,
reading a letter from mama.
269
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:43,636
Do you notice anything unusual
about the photograph?
270
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:47,006
Yes. It's borderless.
Ah-ha.
271
00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:52,679
But what is this object
272
00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:56,383
behind your ear?
273
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:58,718
I guess that
that would be a pencil.
274
00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:02,289
It could be one of them pens
that looks like a pencil.
275
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,191
Oh, so you're not sure?
No.
276
00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:07,127
Well, maybe this
will help you.
277
00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:08,628
Thanks to
the Chronicle's photo lab
278
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:11,631
I've had a portion
of this picture blown up!
279
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,133
Oh, God.
280
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:18,271
Now, I ask you again,
what is this object
281
00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:21,808
behind your ear?
282
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:22,909
It's a pencil, all right.
283
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:25,878
Ah-ha! But whose pencil?
284
00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:28,648
I guess it would be
my pencil.
285
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:31,551
Oh, it would, would it?
286
00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:35,322
Well, maybe this will
change your mind!
287
00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:50,036
It, it still looks
like my pencil.
288
00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:53,806
Then why does it have
the words "Chicago Chronicle"
289
00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:55,542
written on it?
290
00:17:57,510 --> 00:17:59,446
Well, I don't know.
Oh, you don't know?
291
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:03,183
No, I don't know.
Or you don't want to know?
292
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,785
No, I want to know.
293
00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:06,919
I'd appreciate it.
294
00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:08,721
It was a cool,
autumn evening
295
00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:12,024
like many we experience here
in the windy city.
296
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:15,228
It was quitting time.
297
00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:21,033
getting ready to go home.
298
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,269
a pencil
299
00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:25,872
belonging to
the Chicago Chronicle.
300
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,509
You put it behind your ear.
301
00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:30,777
Didn't you?
Yes!
302
00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:33,012
And then you drove home.
303
00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:35,682
Didn't you?
Yes!
304
00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:38,351
because, after all, it was
just a pencil, wasn't it?
305
00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:39,819
Yes.
Wasn't it?
306
00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:41,788
Cousin, don't!
307
00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:44,291
You kept it behind your ear
the entire evening.
308
00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:45,892
And then later,
when you found it
309
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,460
you didn't think about
who it belonged to
310
00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:49,262
or who it's rightful owner was.
311
00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:51,398
After all, it was
just another pencil
312
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,366
in the passing parade!
313
00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:56,203
Cousin, don't.
314
00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:58,037
It wasn't too late.
315
00:18:58,104 --> 00:18:59,506
You could have
returned it
316
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:00,907
but you didn't, did you?
317
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:02,008
No!
No!
318
00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:03,276
No!
No!
319
00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:06,179
You put it
in your pencil cup
320
00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:08,448
which is where
I found it!
321
00:19:12,419 --> 00:19:14,521
I didn't mean to do it.
322
00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:19,158
I'm sorry!
323
00:19:24,231 --> 00:19:25,598
Thank you.
324
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,935
It's alL right. It's over now.
325
00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:34,707
Lady and gentlemen
of the committee...
326
00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:36,709
(SOBBING LOUDLY)
327
00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:43,950
We have previously
established
328
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:46,853
that Balki Bartokomous
is a man incapable
329
00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:48,588
of committing a crime.
330
00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:49,756
(GASPING)
331
00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:52,058
(SOBBING LOUDLY)
332
00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:53,293
We have
also established
333
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,595
that this same
Balki Bartokomous
334
00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:58,130
takes home office supplies.
335
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,966
(WHINING)
336
00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:06,038
Therefore, taking home
office supplies is not a crime
337
00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:08,508
and I am not guilty!
338
00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:11,444
I rest my case.
339
00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:14,013
Good.
I can just make tip-off.
340
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,548
Appleton's right.
We all do it.
341
00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:17,717
I vote not guilty.
Guilty.
342
00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:19,218
Can I change my vote?
343
00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:31,063
Just give me a minute.
344
00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:32,265
I'm ready.
345
00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:33,600
Guilty.
346
00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:38,638
(MUSIC PLAYING)
347
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:53,453
Are you still mad at me?
348
00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:55,755
No, no.
349
00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:59,926
You did the right thing.
Thank you.
350
00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:02,962
I never realized how much
I was taking home.
351
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,066
Yeah.
352
00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:08,601
I know what you mean.
353
00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:18,311
I thought I could trust me.
354
00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:23,149
Well, I figure
after I return this
355
00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:25,251
I'll only owe
about $85.
356
00:21:25,318 --> 00:21:28,921
Well, I thought
it was fair
357
00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:30,490
Balki...
358
00:21:30,557 --> 00:21:34,394
I'm sorry for putting
you on the stand,
359
00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:35,928
humiliating you,
360
00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:38,431
making you feel
like a criminal,
361
00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:40,500
stripping you
of all human dignity.
362
00:21:42,869 --> 00:21:45,538
You only did what any
good lawyer would do.
363
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:53,546
Well, I, I feel bad
about it, so, uh...
364
00:21:55,515 --> 00:21:56,916
I got you these.
365
00:22:06,025 --> 00:22:08,428
Cousin, don't...
Don't give them to me
366
00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:10,663
if you're going to
take them away.
367
00:22:14,901 --> 00:22:18,070
M-m-my heart can
only be broken
368
00:22:18,137 --> 00:22:19,806
so many times.
369
00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:26,078
They're yours.
Whee!
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