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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,378 --> 00:00:13,181 Sometimes the world looks perfect 2 00:00:14,148 --> 00:00:16,450 Nothing to rearrange 3 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:19,453 Sometimes you just get a feeling 4 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:22,590 Like you need some kind of change 5 00:00:27,561 --> 00:00:29,930 Nothing's going to stand in my way 6 00:00:29,997 --> 00:00:31,465 This flame in my heart 7 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:33,201 Like a long-lost friend 8 00:00:33,267 --> 00:00:34,835 Gives every dark street 9 00:00:34,902 --> 00:00:37,371 A light at the end 10 00:00:38,706 --> 00:00:41,242 Standing tall 11 00:00:41,309 --> 00:00:45,213 On the wings of my dream 12 00:00:45,279 --> 00:00:48,048 Rise and fall 13 00:00:48,116 --> 00:00:51,852 On the wings of my dream 14 00:00:51,919 --> 00:00:53,654 Through the rain and thunder 15 00:00:53,721 --> 00:00:54,988 The wind and haze 16 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:57,491 I'm bound for better days 17 00:00:58,559 --> 00:01:01,795 It's my life and my dream 18 00:01:01,862 --> 00:01:05,333 And nothing's going to stop me now 19 00:01:19,213 --> 00:01:20,781 JENNIFER: Okay, it's your turn, Balki. 20 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:27,721 Okay, Balki, pet peeve. 21 00:01:27,788 --> 00:01:30,090 "What bothers you most about the person 22 00:01:30,158 --> 00:01:31,359 "sitting on your right?" 23 00:01:34,562 --> 00:01:36,330 Ooh. This should be good. 24 00:01:38,065 --> 00:01:39,700 This is very hard for me to say. 25 00:01:41,469 --> 00:01:43,904 The thing that bothers me most 26 00:01:43,971 --> 00:01:45,406 about cousin Larry 27 00:01:45,473 --> 00:01:49,343 is, he doesn't give himself enough credit 28 00:01:49,410 --> 00:01:51,245 for all the good things he does. 29 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:01,222 Forgive me if I've hurt you. 30 00:02:01,289 --> 00:02:03,857 Oh, it's okay. 31 00:02:06,594 --> 00:02:08,229 Okay, Mary Anne, your turn. 32 00:02:11,532 --> 00:02:13,934 Ooh. I get a pet peeve too, just like you. 33 00:02:14,001 --> 00:02:15,002 (GIGGLES) 34 00:02:15,068 --> 00:02:16,270 Don't do that. 35 00:02:17,671 --> 00:02:20,174 Okay, "Name a fault of the person sitting 36 00:02:20,241 --> 00:02:23,377 "across from you, or sing a Barry Manilow song." 37 00:02:25,078 --> 00:02:26,414 ALL: Answer the question. 38 00:02:29,183 --> 00:02:31,185 Well, okay, but it's a tough one. 39 00:02:36,557 --> 00:02:38,926 Well, there is this one teeny little fault. 40 00:02:40,261 --> 00:02:41,495 It wouldn't be worth mentioning 41 00:02:41,562 --> 00:02:42,930 if I didn't want to win the game. 42 00:02:45,699 --> 00:02:46,667 Come on. 43 00:02:50,238 --> 00:02:52,940 (BOTH LAUGHING) 44 00:02:56,076 --> 00:02:58,312 Mary Anne, I don't do that. 45 00:02:58,379 --> 00:02:59,947 Yes, you do. Who's next? 46 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:04,552 make a statement like that, you have to explain it. 47 00:03:04,618 --> 00:03:06,019 Should I roll the dice for you? 48 00:03:06,086 --> 00:03:07,388 Not now, Larry. 49 00:03:09,557 --> 00:03:12,159 Now, what do you mean I correct everything you do? 50 00:03:12,226 --> 00:03:13,761 All right, fine. For example, 51 00:03:13,827 --> 00:03:15,596 every time I check the passengers' seat belts 52 00:03:15,663 --> 00:03:18,466 you follow right along behind me checking them again. 53 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:20,801 Well, I have to. You're careless. 54 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:22,670 -I am not. -JENNIFER: Oh yeah? 55 00:03:22,736 --> 00:03:24,472 Last week you left the oven on. 56 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:25,873 I was baking cookies. 57 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:32,413 Well, I'm surprised you had time to check the oven 58 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:34,715 you spend so much time in front of a mirror. 59 00:03:37,117 --> 00:03:41,355 Well, at least I don't put my makeup on with a spray gun. 60 00:03:44,825 --> 00:03:47,828 This from a person who snores like a teamster! 61 00:03:49,530 --> 00:03:51,365 I don't have to sit here and take this from someone 62 00:03:51,432 --> 00:03:53,667 who can't remember her real hair color. 63 00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:55,769 Goodnight. 64 00:03:56,437 --> 00:03:58,138 Oh! Oh, yeah? 65 00:03:58,205 --> 00:04:00,107 Well. Well, at least I didn't go 66 00:04:00,173 --> 00:04:01,675 to the prom with my brother! 67 00:04:02,643 --> 00:04:04,778 (INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 68 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:14,488 BALKI: The screaming has stopped. 69 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:18,992 I think the girls must have made up. 70 00:04:19,059 --> 00:04:20,994 (KNOCKING AT DOOR) 71 00:04:26,834 --> 00:04:27,701 Hi, Balki. 72 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:29,069 I just wanted to say goodbye 73 00:04:29,136 --> 00:04:30,338 before I move out. 74 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:32,373 Why you are moving out? 75 00:04:33,307 --> 00:04:34,808 Because I would rather eat glass 76 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:35,876 than live with Jennifer! 77 00:04:37,345 --> 00:04:39,647 Mary Anne, you can't be serious. 78 00:04:39,713 --> 00:04:41,549 Cousin Larry's right. 79 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:44,485 Glass is really tough on your digestive system. 80 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:50,491 Mary Anne, Jennifer is your best friend. 81 00:04:50,558 --> 00:04:54,227 Ex-best friend. 82 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:56,730 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 83 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:58,832 You can forget about going to a hotel. 84 00:04:58,899 --> 00:05:02,570 You'll stay right here with us. 85 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:05,706 Oh, Balki, I couldn't do that. 86 00:05:05,773 --> 00:05:07,240 Well, if you think that's best. 87 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:11,512 No, no, no... 88 00:05:11,579 --> 00:05:13,046 Bush, bush, bush... 89 00:05:15,549 --> 00:05:17,351 Cousin Larry and I insist. 90 00:05:18,486 --> 00:05:19,787 Oh, you guys are the greatest. 91 00:05:19,853 --> 00:05:21,522 I'll try to stay out of your way. 92 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:30,531 Balki, you just made a huge mistake. 93 00:05:30,598 --> 00:05:32,400 I'm sorry, cousin. 94 00:05:32,466 --> 00:05:34,001 Did you want to give her your room? 95 00:05:36,069 --> 00:05:37,070 I'll go ask her. 96 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:42,510 I mean, you put us right in the middle of their argument. 97 00:05:42,576 --> 00:05:44,478 But, cousin, I'm just helping Mary Anne. 98 00:05:44,545 --> 00:05:46,880 What you would say if Jennifer wanted to stay here? 99 00:05:46,947 --> 00:05:47,915 Thank you, God. 100 00:05:52,486 --> 00:05:53,687 But that's not the point. 101 00:05:56,323 --> 00:05:57,658 I'm taking Mary Anne's side. 102 00:05:57,725 --> 00:05:59,159 Now, wait a minute. 103 00:05:59,226 --> 00:06:01,662 Mary Anne is my girlfriend. 104 00:06:01,729 --> 00:06:03,764 She'll be staying in my room. 105 00:06:03,831 --> 00:06:05,766 She'll be wearing my robe. 106 00:06:05,833 --> 00:06:08,602 She'll be using my Mr. Ducky bubble bath. 107 00:06:10,137 --> 00:06:12,640 There is no way Jennifer could get mad at you. 108 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:19,847 -Oh, hi. -Hey, guys. 109 00:06:19,913 --> 00:06:23,050 Mary Anne just moved out. I'm so mad! 110 00:06:23,116 --> 00:06:25,318 Larry, I just need to talk. 111 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:27,387 Well, you came to the right place. 112 00:06:27,455 --> 00:06:28,656 Let's go to a coffee shop. 113 00:06:31,492 --> 00:06:33,894 Balki, where do you keep the towels? 114 00:06:36,764 --> 00:06:38,432 Uh, Jennifer, I think I can explain... 115 00:06:38,499 --> 00:06:41,034 The guys insisted I stay here. 116 00:06:46,474 --> 00:06:48,442 Well, that doesn't bother you, does it, Jennifer? 117 00:06:56,617 --> 00:06:59,019 (INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 118 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:11,131 (MARY ANNE SCREAMING) 119 00:07:14,067 --> 00:07:15,168 Sorry, Mary Anne. 120 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:20,741 Oh! 121 00:07:21,341 --> 00:07:22,643 (GRUNTING) 122 00:07:23,343 --> 00:07:24,545 (YELPING) 123 00:07:41,495 --> 00:07:42,696 (SIZZLES) (LARRY YELPS) 124 00:07:46,534 --> 00:07:50,771 (GROANING) 125 00:07:52,506 --> 00:07:53,807 Whoa! 126 00:07:57,978 --> 00:08:00,748 (GROANING) 127 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:05,485 (PANTING) 128 00:08:13,393 --> 00:08:14,962 (SCREAMING) 129 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:26,339 Hi, cousin. 130 00:08:26,406 --> 00:08:29,309 Balki, this has gone far enough. 131 00:08:29,376 --> 00:08:32,813 I haven't seen the inside of our bathroom in a week. 132 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:36,149 Well, the men's room at the gas station is available. 133 00:08:38,886 --> 00:08:41,655 Although, if I were you 134 00:08:41,722 --> 00:08:44,592 I'd bring a little 409 along with me. 135 00:08:56,937 --> 00:08:58,471 Balki. 136 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,107 Our lives have not been the same 137 00:09:00,173 --> 00:09:01,642 since Mary Anne moved in. 138 00:09:01,709 --> 00:09:08,181 We're crowded, the place is a mess. 139 00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:10,618 Come on, cousin. You're exaggerating. 140 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:13,520 Good morning, everyone. 141 00:09:13,587 --> 00:09:16,089 If you'll be seated, we can start our breakfast service. 142 00:09:18,525 --> 00:09:20,861 Can I put this in the overhead bin for you, sir? 143 00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:36,376 Now, come on, cousin. 144 00:09:36,443 --> 00:09:46,286 Oh. 145 00:09:46,353 --> 00:09:48,689 For those of you seated on the left side of the aircraft 146 00:09:48,756 --> 00:09:50,323 we're passing over Chicago. 147 00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:58,331 Would you care for some coffee? 148 00:09:58,398 --> 00:09:59,599 -Please. -Please. 149 00:10:07,875 --> 00:10:09,076 -Thank you. -Thank you. 150 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:11,812 (CLINKING) 151 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:19,419 I would like pancakes, please. 152 00:10:19,486 --> 00:10:22,756 Larry, what would you like? Pancakes or scrambled eggs? 153 00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:24,324 I'll have pancakes too. 154 00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:27,795 Oh, I'm sorry, we just ran out of pancakes. 155 00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:32,733 Would eggs be all right? 156 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:36,837 Fine. 157 00:10:40,540 --> 00:10:41,942 Well, enjoy your meal. 158 00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:43,243 If you'll excuse me, 159 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:45,713 I think I'll go help out the gang in coach. 160 00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:53,586 Balki, Mary Anne has to go. 161 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,655 She's driving me crazy. 162 00:10:55,723 --> 00:10:57,457 Come on, cousin, If Mary Anne moves out 163 00:10:57,524 --> 00:10:59,426 how will the girls ever get back together? 164 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,094 Balki, it's been a week! 165 00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:05,032 It's been a week, and they're still not talking. 166 00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:06,633 They pass each other on the stairs 167 00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:08,301 ice forms on the walls. 168 00:11:09,703 --> 00:11:12,605 Balki, there's no telling 169 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:16,343 But, cousin, I can't ask my girlfriend to move out. 170 00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:21,081 Anyway, I like having her around. 171 00:11:21,148 --> 00:11:23,717 The way she combs her hair. 172 00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:30,824 The way she's changed my life. 173 00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:42,369 Well, great. 174 00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:44,237 Jennifer insists I'm harboring the enemy. 175 00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:45,572 -She won't talk to me! -Oh. 176 00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:47,274 Now, Balki, it's over. 177 00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:49,076 Mary Anne has to go, I am going to tell her 178 00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:51,278 that she just can't stay here anymore. 179 00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:58,952 -Get out of my way. -Ha. 180 00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:27,915 (GASPS) 181 00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:33,887 Balki, I'm going to tell Mary Anne 182 00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:35,055 she just can't stay here anymore. 183 00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:36,389 And nothing you can do or say 184 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:37,757 will change my mind! 185 00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:42,963 Surprise time. 186 00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:44,131 Well, before you do there's something 187 00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:45,833 I'd like to say to both of you. 188 00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:48,168 I just want to thank you for letting me stay here. 189 00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:50,337 And as a token of my appreciation 190 00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:51,905 I want you to have these watches. 191 00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:57,845 Those look expensive. 192 00:12:57,911 --> 00:13:00,113 Oh, they are. I bought them in Geneva. 193 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:01,748 I was gonna give them to you for Christmas 194 00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:03,683 but you guys have been so good to me 195 00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:04,952 I just couldn't wait. 196 00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:09,522 And this one's for you. 197 00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:18,265 Wow. 198 00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:23,670 Cousin, was there something 199 00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:25,538 you wanted to say to Mary Anne? 200 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:29,309 Yeah see, Mary Anne, listen. 201 00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:32,079 (STAMMERING) Look, I just have to 202 00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:36,083 Well, look, you just can't... 203 00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:41,154 know what a joy it is having you stay with us. 204 00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:57,137 Uh, Jennifer, I am not taking sides in this thing. 205 00:13:57,204 --> 00:13:59,873 I'm not the one who invited Mary Anne to stay here. 206 00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:01,641 No. Uh, no, Jennifer, I'm warning you. 207 00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:04,411 If you hang up on me again, I am not calling you back. 208 00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:05,478 Hell... hello? 209 00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:12,585 Cousin, good news! 210 00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:14,554 Balki, Mary Anne is out of here. 211 00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:17,557 Cousin, I came up with a plan 212 00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:19,226 Well, good, then maybe we can work on a plan 213 00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:21,294 to get Jennifer and me back together. 214 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,663 -Now, what's your plan? -I reminded Mary Anne 215 00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:25,933 that her television set was still upstairs 216 00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:27,400 and she went up to get it! 217 00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:34,407 Cousin, don't you see? 218 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:37,110 When Mary Anne walks in that room 219 00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:40,080 and she sees Jennifer and they start talking 220 00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:43,216 the floodgates of friendship will open up 221 00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:47,254 and irrigate them both with the milk of human kindness! 222 00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:57,364 I don't believe it! 223 00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:59,632 Hey, miss-have-a friend-for-20-years 224 00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:01,368 and-stab-her-in-the-back! 225 00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:04,504 JENNIFER: Yeah? What is it, beans-for-brains? 226 00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:11,178 I want my television back. 227 00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:17,517 Well, I guess I told her. 228 00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:20,520 (CLATTERING) 229 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,659 That does it! I'll show her! 230 00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:28,295 LARRY: Mary Anne, what are you gonna do? 231 00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:30,697 I'm going to go out and buy a new television! 232 00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:38,138 It's a good thing I didn't remind 233 00:15:38,205 --> 00:15:40,407 Mary Anne about her refrigerator. 234 00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:47,380 -And I have a plan! -Oh, God! 235 00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:52,352 Balki, if we don't do something 236 00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:54,154 And the two of us are gonna spend the rest of our lives 237 00:15:54,221 --> 00:15:56,523 with our tray tables in the upright position! 238 00:15:58,791 --> 00:15:59,993 Let's hear the plan. 239 00:16:00,994 --> 00:16:03,063 (INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 240 00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:09,002 LARRY: Thanks for understanding, Jennifer. 241 00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:10,570 I'm glad we're talking again. 242 00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:16,509 I mean, um, I'm living alone now. 243 00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:21,381 maybe we could go up to my place 244 00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:25,018 and, um, put on some soft music 245 00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:26,286 and, uh... 246 00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:28,655 decide what to do. 247 00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:33,393 Now? 248 00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:37,064 Now. 249 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,033 Okay. 250 00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:43,436 Yeah. Yeah. 251 00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:45,305 Yeah. 252 00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:47,074 No. 253 00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:48,675 No. 254 00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:54,847 No, Jennifer, I really think it would be better if, uh, 255 00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:57,117 we just stay here and watch TV. 256 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:08,695 Wait a minute, you would rather stay here and watch TV 257 00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:10,130 than go upstairs with me? 258 00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:20,107 Yeah. 259 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,045 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 260 00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:28,548 -Mary Anne. -Jennifer. 261 00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:30,583 Well, isn't this the darnedest surprise? 262 00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:34,787 Cousin Larry! Jennifer! 263 00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:38,091 Well, slap my face, and call me Zsa-Zsa. 264 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,498 Oh, so now I see what's going on. 265 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,734 Now, now. Hold on. Now, now. Come on. Come on, now 266 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,569 Jennifer, just a minute. 267 00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,410 Not so fast, pilgrim! 268 00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:02,349 Balki, give me the key. 269 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:05,218 I don't think so. 270 00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:07,720 -Ha! -Well, then give me the key. 271 00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:11,124 Double ha! Oh, stop it! Stop it... 272 00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:13,360 Larry, give me the key. 273 00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:19,499 Give it to me. Give it to me... 274 00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:22,735 -Ha! -Ha! 275 00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:25,505 -Ha! -Ha! 276 00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:31,611 There. Now, the door is locked. 277 00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:34,381 The key is gone. There's no way out. 278 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:37,217 Now, no one is leaving here until you girls sit down 279 00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:39,686 and get this mess settled. 280 00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:41,754 Oh, yeah, well, I'm calling a locksmith 281 00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:43,590 to get me out of here. 282 00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:46,459 Call two locksmiths. I want to get out of here too. 283 00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:51,164 All right, Balki. We've done what we can. 284 00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:52,465 Let's just forget it. 285 00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:54,701 These two are never gonna get back together. 286 00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:57,737 Oh, come on, cousin, You can't just give up. 287 00:18:57,804 --> 00:19:01,374 Just because two turtledoves want to fly the coop 288 00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:02,942 don't mean you make it easy for them 289 00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:04,677 and buy them tickets to Miami. 290 00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:08,281 Get me a locksmith too. 291 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:14,754 I got to get out of here. I am tired of this Mypos garbage. 292 00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:18,625 "Every barnyard has a silver lining." 293 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:21,761 Give me a break. 294 00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:25,765 Well, I was just trying to be nice. 295 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,934 Something you might want to try sometime, 296 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,769 you big babasticki-head! 297 00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:35,342 Well, let me tell you something. 298 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:38,044 "When you lie down with sheep 299 00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:39,412 "you wake up with ticks." 300 00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:48,788 "Sticks and stones may hurt Shirley Jones, 301 00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:53,960 "but nerds will never harm me." 302 00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:57,497 -Guys. -Oh, yeah? 303 00:19:57,564 --> 00:19:59,866 You've lived in this country for four years! 304 00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:01,901 Why don't you learn the language? 305 00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:06,306 I know enough of the language to tell you 306 00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:09,476 what I think of you in most uncertain terms! 307 00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:14,781 Oh, yeah? 308 00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:16,283 and you're short! 309 00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:23,856 This, from a man who names his shoes. 310 00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:25,525 Well, if that bothers you 311 00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:28,428 maybe I'll just lace up Phil and Andy 312 00:20:28,495 --> 00:20:29,896 and walk right out of here. 313 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,335 Guys. Guys, you can't just throw away 314 00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:39,272 a friendship like that. 315 00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:41,040 I've dreamed of living alone. 316 00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:48,114 Get yourself another roommate. 317 00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:51,984 But good friendships aren't. 318 00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:53,920 Petty disagreements? What, like moving out 319 00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:56,022 because someone insults your hair color? 320 00:20:58,558 --> 00:20:59,992 That happened to you too? 321 00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:05,097 Uh, Mary Anne, they're talking about us. 322 00:21:05,164 --> 00:21:07,634 They're trying to show us that we're letting 323 00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:09,802 petty disagreements break up a friendship. 324 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,539 Now, come on, girls. 325 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,040 This has gone on long enough. 326 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:16,409 It's time for you to say you're sorry. 327 00:21:28,355 --> 00:21:31,958 -I'm sorry, Mary Anne. -I'm sorry, Jennifer. 328 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:34,927 Oh! 329 00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:41,801 Thanks for showing us how silly we were. 330 00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:43,570 Oh... 331 00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:46,673 You made it easy. 332 00:21:58,050 --> 00:22:01,621 Hey, good friends are hard to come by. 333 00:22:01,688 --> 00:22:04,491 Cousin Larry's right. We're all very lucky. 334 00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:06,993 Hey, I got a great idea. 335 00:22:07,059 --> 00:22:10,096 Why don't we all go out to dinner, and celebrate? 336 00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:13,466 -That's a great idea. -But we're locked in. 337 00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:16,736 No. This is the real key. 338 00:22:29,148 --> 00:22:30,617 (INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 23622

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