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(NOTHING'S GONNA
STOP ME NOW PLAYING)
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Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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Nothing to rearrange
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Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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Like you need
some kind of change
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No matter what the odds
are this time
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Nothing's going to stand
in my way
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This flame in my heart
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Like a long lost friend
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Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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Standing tall
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On the wings of my dream
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Rise and fall
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On the wings of my dream
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The rain and thunder
the wind and haze
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I'm bound for better days
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It's my life and my dream
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Nothing's gonna
stop me now
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Balki?
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Hi, cousin.
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Are you just getting home?
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Buh-bye.
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Balki?
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Were you working all night?
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We were playing poker.
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Buh-bye.
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Wait a minute,
wait a minute.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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You were playing poker?
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Yeah.
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Funny, funny thing. Um...
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I wasn't really
even supposed to play, but...
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But one of the
regular players
in Mr. Gorpley's game
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was sick and Mr. Gorpley
graciously allowed me
to sit in.
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How much money
did you lose?
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Oh, cousin...
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What?
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What?
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Oh, cousin, I lost $100.
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You lost $100!
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Cousin, don't yell at me,
I'm feeling quite vulnerable.
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I...
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I lost $100.
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Balki! Do...
It's all right.
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I'm not mad at you.
You yelled at me.
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I am mad at Mr. Gorpley!
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Well, cousin,
don't get mad at Mr. Gorpley.
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It wasn't his fault.
He was trying to help me.
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He sat down right next to me
so he could help me
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by looking at my cards.
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Looking at your cards
is against the rules.
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Well, I'll be snookered.
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I... I was wondering
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why he wouldn't let me
look at his cards.
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You think that's why I lost
each and every hand?
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Yes, yes, I think so.
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Cousin, you think
if I go to Mr. Gorpley
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and ask him real nice
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he'd give me my money back?
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Balki, you're dreaming.
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I am?
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and I didn't lose $100?
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Cousin,
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it seemed so real.
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Balki, it is real.
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What I mean is that Gorpley
is a serious card player.
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is to beat him
at his own game.
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Well, cousin, I'd...
I 'd love to get
my money back.
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In fact, losing the $100
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was the only part
of the game
I didn't enjoy.
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Other than that
it was really a great way
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to experience male bondage.
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Bonding.
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Male bonding.
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Bonding.
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Balki?
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Would you come
out here please?
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Did I catch you
at a bad time?
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No.
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I was just wondering
why you're wearing
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your bullet hat.
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Oh! Uh...
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I'm going to hire myself out
on weekends
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as a human cannonball.
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Balki, forget about that.
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It won't be necessary.
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I told Gorpley
we'd play in his poker game
tomorrow night.
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I'm going to win
your money back.
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Really, cousin?
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But-but you got
to be careful.
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Mr. Gorpley
is quite the aardvark.
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Perhaps you mean
card shark?
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But, Balki,
I happen to be
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a great poker player.
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In the poker world,
I was known as
Smooth Larry Appleton.
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Well, in the
goat-milking world
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I was known as
Cool Hand Balki.
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Are you going to pay
attention now?
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Yes, I-I am.
I am going to focus.
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First thing I have to do
is teach you how
to play poker.
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I've written down
a few simple rules
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As you can see,
two pair beat one pair,
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three of a kind beat
two pair, a full house
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and four of a kind
beat a full house.
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Any questions?
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Wow!
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You make it all
seem so complicated.
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All Mr. Gorpley did was
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deal me five cards and
we both look at them
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and he take my money.
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Well, this is gonna be
different. Sit down, Balki.
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This time,
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we are going to take
Gorpley's money.
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It is very important
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that nobody know
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what the cards
in your hand are.
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Watch me first.
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I'm picking up my cards.
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They may be good.
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They may be bad.
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I am looking at my cards.
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What do you see
on my face?
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There's a tiny little bit
of ketchup right there.
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And also a--
All right, that's enough.
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That's enough.
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What I mean is
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your face should not reveal
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That is called having
a poker face. A poker face.
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Oh, well,
that's a relief!
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Do you want me to win
your money back?
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All right, then.
Pay attention!
Okay! Okay.
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Look at your cards.
Remember!
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Your face
should not reveal anything
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about the cards
in your hand.
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Good hand?
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Balki, I don't want
to take up
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your whole night
teaching you how
to play poker.
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No, cousin, I want to know
how to play poker!
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I'll teach you later,
but first
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we are going to go
over the plan.
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There's a plan?
Yes!
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Oh, golly!
Oh...
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There... There goes
all the fun.
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Balki, tomorrow night
we play Gorpley.
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First, we're going to lose
a few hands on purpose
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so he'll think
I'm a beginner too.
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Then I'll suggest
that we pool our money
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and I play for both of us.
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And I'll win
your money back.
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Thank you, cousin.
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But are you sure you
can beat Mr. Gorpley?
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Balki...
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You are talking
to Smooth Larry Appleton.
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I can beat anybody!
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There is magic
in these hands.
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Here's your two.
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Dealer takes three.
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I'd say these were
worth five bucks.
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Andre?
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Walt?
I'm out.
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Up to you, Bartokomous.
Are ya in?
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Whoa.
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Whoa!
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Whoa!
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Am I in?
Balki.
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I got nothing.
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How 'bout you, Appleton?
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Oh, all right, I'm in.
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Pair of threes.
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Whoa.
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Tough hand.
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Pair of sixes.
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Pair of sixes?
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Well, of all the luck.
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Cousin, you and me
must be the two
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worst poker players
in the whole world!
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In fact,
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I doubt if in the whole
history of card playing
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there has ever been two more
rank-smelling amateurs.
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Oh, say. I have an idea.
You do?
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Why, yes I do.
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Well, I didn't plan
on this,
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but what if Balki and I
pool our money
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so that just
one of us plays?
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And then if we raise
the stakes
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we might have
a better chance of
winning our money back.
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Cousin, that's
a great plan!
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Even though
it's not a plan
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but something
you just now thought of...
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You want to raise
the stakes?
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Hey, Sam,
these guys are
just beginners.
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Come on,
it doesn't seem fair.
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You want fair?
Go coach Little League.
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Okay.
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No limit.
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Which one of you
is gonna play?
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Well, see, uh, if...
Well, you know, I-I...
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BOTH: What was the question?
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Which one of you
is going to play?
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We've decided that,
Cousin Larry is going
to play
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even thought
that wasn't the plan,
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but something we just
now thought of.
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Now, what do you say,
we play some real poker?
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Okay,
I'll see your five.
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And raise you 20.
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Andre?
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Walt?
Ha.
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Fold, cousin.
Balki.
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Fold! Spindle! Mutilate!
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Just don't lose
anymore of our money!
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I am trying to play poker.
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I'll see your 20...
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And raise you
another 20.
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I call.
What do you got?
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Three jacks.
Beat 'em.
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Okay, three kings.
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Cousin, I got to talk to you
privately, excuse us!
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I'll be back.
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where Smooth Larry Appleton
was supposed to win back
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my $100?
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Now, when does
the smooth plan
kick in?
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Everything's working perfectly.
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Gorpley thinks he's winning.
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I am in total control
of this situation.
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Now gimme
the rest of your money.
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I don't think so.
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I keep giving you money,
and you keep giving it
to Mr. Gorpley.
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I could do that!
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Balki, your money is safe
with me, now hand it over.
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Cousin,
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this is my last $20.
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It's my mad money.
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If you lose it,
I'm gonna be real mad.
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Thanks.
Trust me.
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I'm in.
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Guys, guys, guys.
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You can't beat me.
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They used to call me,
Slick Sam Gorpley.
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Cousin, let's get
out of here, he's got
a better nickname.
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I can take him.
Okay.
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I can do it!
Okay.
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Why don't you
go see a movie?
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Gimme another $20 in chips.
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Larry, I was afraid
I'd find you here.
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Jennifer.
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Wow, who's the blonde?
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Appleton's girlfriend.
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Why, I'll never know.
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Larry, could I talk to you
for a minute please?
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Not now. It's my deal.
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Balki, we have
to talk.
Yeah, okay.
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Balki, we have
to get Larry
out of here.
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Well, tell me something
I don't know.
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How is he doing?
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but Mr. Gorpley
has all of our money.
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If we don't get Larry
out of here right now
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he'll start
writing IOU's.
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I'll raise you $20.
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He's supposed to be
Smooth Larry Appleton.
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He was Smooth
Larry Appleton
years ago.
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00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:10,237
But that's before
he got the fever.
261
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,139
It got so bad,
he finally vowed to quit
262
00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:14,274
and never pick up
the cards again.
263
00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:16,743
I told him not to take
this chance, but, Balki,
264
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:19,546
he said he had
to do it for you.
265
00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:20,980
But, but, but...
266
00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:23,316
Do you think
he has any control left?
267
00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:26,986
All right, here's your 20.
268
00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:28,621
And I'll throw in the blonde.
269
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:35,862
Apparently not.
270
00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:37,830
Come on, Jennifer, we've got
to get him out of here.
271
00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:39,866
Cousin, come on.
We're getting out of here.
Balki.
272
00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:44,571
I'm not going anywhere.
273
00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:46,539
Cousin, I'm sorry,
but this is for your own good.
274
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,441
Now, come on!
Get him out of here.
No! No! No!
275
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:49,842
No! No! No!
276
00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:54,814
Mr. Gorpley, tell him
that the game is over.
277
00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:56,216
He's got $20 on the table.
278
00:16:56,283 --> 00:16:57,750
Yeah, and not to mention
the blonde.
279
00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:04,324
Oh, then I'm out.
280
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:08,528
And, Balki.
What?
281
00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:12,031
Put me down!
No!
282
00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:24,844
All right,
if you think it'll help.
283
00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:26,946
Oh... Oh...
284
00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:28,981
No, no, no.
285
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,783
Set me down.
Okay.
286
00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:36,789
Pair of eights.
287
00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:39,025
Pair of jacks.
You lose again, Appleton.
288
00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:44,131
All right, Gorpley,
what do ya say?
289
00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:46,499
One more hand
for the whole ball of wax.
290
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:49,369
No, cousin!
You can't bet
my ball of wax!
291
00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:51,371
I've been collecting it
for years!
292
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:56,075
Okay. I'll play
one more hand with you.
293
00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:57,677
But what are you
gonna bet with?
294
00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:00,079
I'll bet
295
00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:01,981
next week's paycheck
296
00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:04,284
against everything
we lost tonight
297
00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:05,818
plus the $100 Balki lost.
298
00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:10,089
Ooh, you are
a serious card player.
299
00:18:10,157 --> 00:18:12,392
Cousin, cousin,
it's your paycheck!
300
00:18:18,165 --> 00:18:19,799
Don't worry, Balki.
301
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:22,635
I'm not gonna lose.
302
00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:24,637
I'll take three.
303
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:30,843
And I'll take... One.
304
00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:35,982
I'll tell you what?
305
00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:38,451
Let's, uh,
sweeten the pot.
306
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,821
I'll raise you
307
00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:43,223
my car.
308
00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:47,260
No, cousin,
don't do that!
Balki.
309
00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:49,696
Cousin, you don't have
a pair of anything!
310
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:52,299
Balki!
311
00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:54,534
Gee, I got a feeling
you're bluffing.
312
00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:58,805
You wanna bet cars?
313
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:02,909
I call.
314
00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:05,144
What you got?
315
00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:07,046
Full house!
316
00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:08,648
Kings and aces.
317
00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:12,819
Uh, you can just leave
your car here and take
the bus home.
318
00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:14,654
It'll be a nice lesson
in humility.
319
00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:18,258
Oh, not so quick, slick.
320
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:24,197
When I sat down you thought
you had a pigeon
321
00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:25,632
you could take
to the cleaners.
322
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:27,700
Cousin, cut through
the metaphors!
323
00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:33,273
I don't know what
you're talking about
and I'm dying to know
324
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:36,108
if we've won or lost!
325
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,410
He thought I didn't know
how to play
326
00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:38,811
and that he could take
everything I had
327
00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:43,216
Oh.
328
00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:52,325
you thought it was Christmas.
329
00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:56,363
Well, it was all a trap
and you walked
right into it.
330
00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:58,365
The blonde was in on it?
331
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,501
I have a name.
332
00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:03,503
You have a phone number?
333
00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:07,039
Walt, shut up.
334
00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:09,942
Balki's right,
I don't have
a pair of anything.
335
00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:12,579
I got a straight flush.
336
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,983
You lose, Gorpley.
337
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,654
Oh!
338
00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:30,497
I can't believe
I lost my car.
339
00:20:34,301 --> 00:20:35,568
Well...
340
00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:37,437
I don't want your car.
341
00:20:37,504 --> 00:20:40,273
I just came to win back
what Balki lost.
342
00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:43,910
Nice gesture, cousin...
343
00:20:58,391 --> 00:20:59,726
BALKI: Cousin?
344
00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:01,794
You mean to tell me
that Jennifer
345
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:04,030
knew that you were
pretending to be
out of control
346
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,365
the whole time?
347
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:10,803
Yes, she did.
348
00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:12,839
I was really worried,
I spent the whole evening
349
00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:15,041
on an emotional
roller derby.
350
00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:21,381
I'm sorry, Balki,
but I had no choice.
351
00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:23,282
I knew you couldn't
keep my secret.
352
00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:25,652
You're just not
a devious person.
353
00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:30,289
Well, I'm sorry,
we all have our shortcomings.
354
00:21:30,357 --> 00:21:33,793
No, no, Balki. That-that's
a good thing in life.
355
00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:37,029
Oh, uh...
356
00:21:37,096 --> 00:21:38,898
Here's your $100.
357
00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:43,102
Thank you,
for wining my money back.
358
00:21:43,169 --> 00:21:45,071
I think you would have done
the same for me.
359
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:46,773
You know I would.
360
00:21:51,411 --> 00:21:53,713
Mr. Gorpley fooled me.
361
00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:56,516
You fooled me.
362
00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:58,718
Jennifer fooled me.
363
00:22:01,253 --> 00:22:03,456
I'm beginning to think
364
00:22:03,523 --> 00:22:06,826
I'm easily fooled.
365
00:22:08,795 --> 00:22:12,064
You No!
No, Balki.
366
00:22:12,131 --> 00:22:14,967
You are not easily fooled.
367
00:22:15,034 --> 00:22:19,639
Really?
368
00:22:19,706 --> 00:22:21,774
Oh, what's that?
369
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:32,752
What's that?
370
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:37,323
What's what?
371
00:22:37,390 --> 00:22:39,492
What
What?
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