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* Sometimes
the world looks perfect
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* Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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* Like you need
some kinda change
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* Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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* This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend
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* Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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* Standing tall
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* On the wings of my dream
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* Rise and fall
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* On the wings of my dream
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* The rain and thunder
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* The wind and haze
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* I'm bound for better days
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* It's my life and my dream
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* And nothing's gonna
stop me now
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Cousin, cousin, I did it!
I did it, I did it!
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I cashed my paycheck.
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I withdraw all my savings,
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and I recycled
all our aluminum cans.
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And I have enough money
to buy a car.
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Well, congratulations, Balki.
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No?
No, you gotta do
some research first.
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Research?
Yes!
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about the makes and models
you're interested in.
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You gotta check around,
shop around
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to the various dealers,
see what they have to offer.
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No, no, cousin,
no need for that.
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I'm gonna go right down
to Honest Achmed's
Used Car Caravan.
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Honest Achmed?
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Yeah.
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You know,
the guy on television
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Uh, Balki, sit down.
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Now, how can I say
this tactfully?
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I wouldn't know.
Hmm.
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If you try to buy a car
from Honest Achmed,
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he'll eat you alive.
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He's a cannibal?
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No, no.
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He isn't even Achmed.
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His real name
is Burt Williams,
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Cousin, why would he lie?
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To make money.
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You know, Balki,
my father had a system
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for finding
reliable cars.
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He called it
the Appleton Used Car
Rating System.
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I think it might be
just what you need.
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Well, well, cousin,
come on.
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I'm sure your father was wise
behind his ears,
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but I don't think
I need his system.
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You know, this...
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Well, I know you didn't.
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But suppose
you buy a car
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without the Appleton
Used Car Rating System.
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What would happen?
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Well, let's look
into the future.
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Look, it's a dark
and stormy night.
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I wake up
with terrible pains.
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Cousin, where does it hurt?
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Right, I think
it's my appendix.
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Cousin, it's no problem.
I drive you in my new car.
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Oh, good, good.
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You've got to get me
to the hospital.
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Cousin, I'm trying,
but my car won't start.
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Help! Help!
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Help!
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It's 2:00
in the morning.
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I'm dead.
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And all because
you wouldn't use
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The Appleton Used Car
Rating System
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and bought a bad,
bad car.
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Oh, cousin, I don't want,
I don't want your death
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on my head
and shoulders.
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Give me the Appleton
Used Car Rating System.
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Only if you're sure.
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Cousin, I'm sure,
I'm sure.
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I'm sure, what do I do?
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Now, first, give me
all your money.
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Who are you kidding?
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Give me your money.
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Okay.
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Now, don't worry.
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I'll use
the Appleton System
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to get you the right car
at the right price.
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Thank you, cousin.
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And after
you pick out my car,
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can I get a personalized
license plate?
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Oh, sure, why not?
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"by being nice
to everyone you meet."
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You think that one
is taken?
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We'll have to check.
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Come on, I want you
to see this.
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Hey, Harri, Lydia.
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Just keep up
what you're doing,
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Oh, so,
Harriette's told you
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You know, it was developed
by my dad to make sure
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We kids bought used cars
that would run
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trouble-free for years.
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This is a computer print out
of every used car for sale
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In the Chicagoland area.
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Oh, there certainly are
a lot of them.
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Fourteen thousand two hundred
and twenty-seven.
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Before computers,
used to take my dad
forever to do this.
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He started shopping
for my first car
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when I was 12 years old.
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Ask him how he plans
to narrow that down.
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Well, using another
computer program,
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I've eliminated
all the trucks,
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four-wheel drive vehicles, RVs
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And everything costing
more than $2500.
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But, don't you...
Then the cars
themselves are rated
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according to such things
as mileage,
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previous service record,
coefficient of drag.
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Do you feel...
And then the ratings
are factored
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against the sale prices
of the cars,
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which reduces the list
even further down
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to the one car
in Chicago
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most likely to give Balki
worry-free driving
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well into the next century.
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Were you a bedwetter?
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I'm just tryin'
to help the guy.
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Uh-huh,
what if your computer
doesn't find a car
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that Balki likes?
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Well,
what does "like"
have to do with it?
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I didn't like the car
my father got for me.
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But it is still running.
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Well, what do you think?
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That's what I thought.
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I just wanted
a professional opinion.
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Dad always said
people wouldn't understand.
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Cousin, cousin, I found it,
I found it.
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I found the car
of my dreams,
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and it's right here
in our parking garage.
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Come on!
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And what is it,
Balki, that makes this
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the car of your dreams?
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It's red.
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Cousin, you can't see
it from there.
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Balki, Balki,
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you're gonna have
to have better reasons
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for buying a car,
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Oh, I do, I do.
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You do?
Yes, I do.
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Well, let's list
your reasons.
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List them?
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Well, uh, it's got
those little flaps
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that keep the mud
from getting up
on the fender.
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Uh-huh.
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so you feel like
you're drivin' fast
all the time.
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Uh-huh.
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Oh, oh, and this is
what really sold me.
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It's got
one of those Garfields
stuck to the window.
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Balki, I thought that car
might catch your eye.
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You saw it, too?
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How did it do?
It didn't measure up.
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Cousin, you know, I...
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I had a silly idea
that buying a car
would be fun.
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Balki, buying a car
is not supposed to be fun.
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The fun comes
years from now
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You weren't breastfed,
were you.
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Years from now,
you'll thank me.
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Years from now,
I'll buy a red car.
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Don't look, don't look.
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I got you
the most reliable
used car in Chicago.
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Okay, open your eyes.
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Oh, cousin,
it's beautiful.
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Uh, Balki, Balki.
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Cousin, you are the best.
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I mean, never, never
in my wildest dreams.
Uh, no, Balki!
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It's a convertible!
It's a convertible!
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No, no, no.
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Balki, come on,
no, no, no, no.
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Balki, Balki.
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This isn't your car.
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It isn't?
No.
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Oh, God.
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I knew you'd like it.
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And thanks
to the Appleton System,
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this car is so reliable,
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you could be
driving it forever.
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That long?
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So, what do you say
we start this baby up
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and take her
for a spin?
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I was just as excited
when I got my first car.
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Come on, come on,
come on.
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Don't be shy.
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Huh?
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That is the sound
of the Appleton System
at work.
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Okay, Balki, start it up.
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Okay, Balki,
start the engine.
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Balki, turn the key,
start it up.
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Balki, start her up.
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Balki, turn it...
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What are you doing
out here?
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Just hangin' out.
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Yeah, well, I tried,
nothing happened.
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Well, I'm sure it's just
a simple problem.
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Well, I have
a simple solution.
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Why don't we take
this thing back
and get another one?
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Possibly a red one.
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Balki, we are not taking
it back.
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There is nothing wrong
with it.
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Well, there is one thing
wrong with it.
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It won't start.
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I'm sure it's just
a small adjustment.
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It passed
the Appleton System
with flying colors.
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Well, maybe
the Appleton System
should take a flying leap.
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Cousin, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry.
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It just slipped out.
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Balki, have a little faith.
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Even as kids, some of us had
our doubts about dad's system.
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I can see why.
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Now, come on, give me
a hand here.
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The problem seems to be
with the electrical system.
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So, we have
to check and see
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if the battery
is delivering
sufficient power.
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All we have to do
is touch these screwdrivers
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to the battery terminals
and see if there's
any electricity.
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00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:08,581
Cousin, it seems
that the battery
is dead.
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You know,
Mr. Wizard once said
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that electricity won't flow
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unless there is
a complete circuit.
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I wonder what he meant
by that?
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Battery's fine.
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Okay.
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I think now we're
getting somewhere.
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00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:07,907
Well, that's what you said
when you stripped
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the threads
on the carburrito.
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It's carburetor.
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Car-bur-etor.
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And it was an accident.
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Not of this magnitude.
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You know, Balki,
I am doing all this
for you.
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I found the car for you.
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I made the deal for you.
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And I am trying
to fix it for you.
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You're right there, cousin.
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Okay, well,
tell you what,
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if you don't wanna help,
why don't you just go home?
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Cousin, I would love
to go home,
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but my car don't work.
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All right, look,
I tell you what,
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We're both very tired
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Well, I think
it would be best
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if we just put
our differences aside
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and worked together.
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Cousin, you're right.
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You're right,
and you're right.
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Okay, what can I do
to help?
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Well, well,
to start with
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you could put in the oil.
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if you hadn't broken
the oil filter
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when you were trying
to fix the fuel pump, huh?
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00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:48,708
Well, the fuel pump
wouldn't have been broken
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if you hadn't hit it
with a hammer.
255
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,113
Huh?
256
00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:56,983
Cousin, you told me
to hit it with a hammer.
257
00:16:57,050 --> 00:17:00,287
I said tap, tap it
with a hammer.
258
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:03,656
Tap, hit, eight of one,
half a dozen of another.
259
00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:07,694
Just put in the oil.
260
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:17,404
Cousin, when you,
when you...
261
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:20,307
Balki.
Let me just ask
you this.
262
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:21,974
Put in the oil!
Let me just ask you this.
263
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:25,512
It's not a big deal.
Let me just ask you
this question.
264
00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:26,946
Put in the oil, now!
265
00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:28,481
Now! Now!
266
00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:34,554
Okay.
267
00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:47,534
Cousin, I just wanna ask you
one little question.
268
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:51,504
LARRY: Balki,
put in the oil, now!
269
00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:36,916
Cousin, was this what you...
270
00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:38,518
Thank you.
271
00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:58,371
Well, Balki,
we did it.
272
00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:04,644
and put it back
together again.
273
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,682
You have to do
that sometimes.
274
00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:12,819
The amazing thing is
we don't have
any parts left over.
275
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,256
Well, Balki,
276
00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:27,300
why don't we start it up
277
00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:30,603
Cousin, it started.
278
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:34,207
Chalk up one more
for the Appleton System.
279
00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:36,609
Why don't we turn it off
and call it a victory?
280
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,177
No, no, no, no.
281
00:19:38,245 --> 00:19:39,646
Put her into drive.
282
00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:46,319
Yes, it would.
283
00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:50,490
Perfect.
284
00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:53,226
Balki, you are
about to drive
285
00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:55,728
your very own car
for the first time.
286
00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:58,498
This is a moment
you'll never forget.
287
00:19:58,565 --> 00:20:01,801
Cousin, thank you
for making it possible.
288
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,803
Hey, don't thank me.
289
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:07,274
Thank the Appleton
Used Car Rating System.
290
00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:31,564
Cousin,
in the Appleton System,
291
00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:35,635
exactly when do
you admit failure?
292
00:20:59,058 --> 00:21:02,362
Cousin, thank you
for helping me buy
my first car.
293
00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:04,597
Actually, it was
your second.
294
00:21:04,664 --> 00:21:06,933
No, I don't count
the first one.
295
00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:10,703
I never actually
drove it... Forward.
296
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:16,376
Well, I'm just glad
Honest Achmed
297
00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:18,711
gave you a good deal
on the trade-in.
298
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:23,783
Yeah, $150 for a car
that only drives backwards
ain't bad.
299
00:21:26,252 --> 00:21:29,055
And I'm really happy
with the red car
I just bought.
300
00:21:30,757 --> 00:21:34,126
Balki, I owe you
an apology.
301
00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:37,564
I thought
the Appleton System
was foolproof
302
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:40,400
and that's why
I couldn't admit that...
303
00:21:41,401 --> 00:21:43,336
Your car was a lemon.
304
00:21:44,371 --> 00:21:47,073
No, cousin,
it was a sedan.
305
00:21:49,108 --> 00:21:54,681
And it was just
about the ugliest one
I've ever seen
306
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,016
in my life,
307
00:21:57,083 --> 00:21:58,918
Except for that picture
you showed me
308
00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:00,453
of your first car.
309
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:02,822
Hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey.
310
00:22:02,889 --> 00:22:04,391
My dad picked
that car out.
311
00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:07,093
That car was reliable.
312
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:08,828
Car was fuel efficient.
313
00:22:09,529 --> 00:22:11,297
Car was ugly.
314
00:22:14,901 --> 00:22:16,869
Ooh, boy.
315
00:22:16,936 --> 00:22:21,240
You know something,
I hated that...
I hated that car.
316
00:22:23,275 --> 00:22:25,912
But I could never
tell my dad.
317
00:22:25,978 --> 00:22:27,780
Cousin, you know
what I think?
318
00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:30,082
First thing in the morning,
you should call up your papa
319
00:22:30,149 --> 00:22:33,853
and get that piece
of your mind
off your chest.
320
00:22:34,987 --> 00:22:38,057
You're right.
I will, I will.
321
00:22:38,124 --> 00:22:42,094
And Balki, tomorrow,
when we go into work,
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