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Sometimes
the world looks perfect
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Nothing to rearrange
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Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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Like you need
some kind of change
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No matter what
the odds are this time
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Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend
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Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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Standing tall
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On the wings of my dream
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Rise and fall
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On the wings of my dream
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The rain and thunder
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The wind and haze
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I'm bound for better days
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It's my life and my dream
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Nothing's gonna
stop me now
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Ah, this is
getting ridiculous.
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I didn't have time
to do the laundry yesterday.
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This is the only clean shirt
I've got to wear to work.
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You think this looks okay
with a tie?
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Well, it looks
pretty stylish to me.
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Yeah.
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Cousin, don't worry.
I do the laundry tonight.
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Mmm.
Oh, wait a minute.
I, I can't.
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I got, uh,
to study for history
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and I'm three days
behind on the dishes.
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Well, now I barely have
time to eat breakfast.
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but there are no clean bowls
for your cereal.
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there are no clean spoons
for your cereal.
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Care for a handful of cereal?
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Balki, the apartment
is a mess.
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Mmm.
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and my extra work at the paper,
we don't have time
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to get caught up on
the household chores anymore.
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I think we should get a maid.
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Cousin, I hardly think getting
a young woman to milk a goat
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is going to solve our problem.
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Not a milkmaid.
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I'm talking about a maid.
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Someone who comes in while
we're at work, cleans up
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and is gone
by the time we get home.
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Oh, On Mypos, we call
those people thieves.
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Well, in America
we call them maids
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and we're going to get one.
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We're gonna hire someone
to come in once a week
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and clean this place up.
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Fine by me.
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Milk?
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Ugh.
Cousin...
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I've been lookin'
for two days and nothin'.
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I can't believe what
they charge for housekeepers.
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Well, wait till
you hear this, I got--
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Well, wait till
you hear this...
It's impossible to find a maid
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who'll work for $35 a day.
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Cousin, I found a maid.
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You did?
Yeah.
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You found a maid?
Yeah!
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No.
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I found someone who's
willing to work every day
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for $35 a week.
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Can I sniff out
a bargain or what?
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There's gotta be a catch.
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You gotta be crazy
to work for $35 a week.
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You didn't hire
a crazy person, did you?
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Well, of course I didn't,
don't be ridiculous.
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Would I give
the week's grocery money
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to a crazy person
to shop for us?
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You gave the week's grocery
money to a total stranger?
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Cousin,
try to pay attention.
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I didn't give the week's
grocery money to
a total stranger.
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I gave it to a woman
who I have very,
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very good feeling about.
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Yes.
Oh, well, I stand corrected.
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It's okay.
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No.
You are the crazy person!
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What is the matter with you?
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Balki, that's the last
you'll see of her.
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She's probably out
blowing our money at the track.
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Uh. Oh,
I'm sorry it took so long,
but I got a butcher
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who didn't know his ribs
from his rump.
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Oh, you must be Larry.
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I've heard a lot about you.
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Listen, I've seen your bedroom.
I think I can save it.
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Uh.
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Cousin, this, this is she.
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This is our new housekeeper.
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I like you to meet
Mrs. Bailey.
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Mrs. Bailey, I...
I think there's been
a misunderstanding.
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Oh, you probably think
you're dealing
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with a crazy person, right?
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Well, well, why would
I think that?
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Well, because
only a crazy person
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would work for $35 a week.
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Well, that does seem logical.
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The only thing
that makes me crazy
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I don't need the money.
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It's the work
that makes me happy.
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You got
an eight-inch
spring form cake pan?
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I, uh, kinda doubt it.
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Well, now, I've got
just enough time
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to do the laundry
before I start making dinner.
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You boys like chocolate cake?
Yes.
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It's Cousin Larry's favorite.
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Then chocolate it is.
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Wait. Uh, uh, here
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uh, Mrs. Bailey, let
me give you a hand...
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No, no, no. That's my job.
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Your job is to get
these clothes dirty.
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And by the looks of things,
you're the best.
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Thanks. I'll be back.
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Well, uh, cousin, it appears
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that someone has found us
a rather incredible maid.
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Is there anything you'd like
to say to that someone?
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Yes.
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What the hell is
an eight-inch
spring form cake pan?
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Good morning, Harriette.
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Oh, good morning, baby.
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Mmm-mmm, look at you.
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I haven't seen you this
wrinkle-free in ages.
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That new maid
must really be somethin'.
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Oh, yes, she is something.
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She is somethin'.
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She's there early
before we get up,
has a big breakfast waiting.
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Dinner's ready
when we get home.
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She even turns down the beds
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and has a little mint
on the pillow.
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Yeah.
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And I should be happy.
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So what's the problem?
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Well, uh, I...
I don't know.
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I got somebody who waits
on me hand and foot
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and, uh,
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Look, you're never
gonna believe this.
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HARRIETTE: What, what, what?
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Mr. Gorpley's in a good mood.
You're kidding.
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No, he, he let me play
darts with him.
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Is that right?
Yeah.
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I got to hold the board.
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What's that
on your shirt, baby?
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Oh, this is a...
A note that Mrs. Bailey
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pinned to me to remind me
to take my vitamins.
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Isn't it a good idea?
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Now, Cousin Larry
and I will never...
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Cousin Larry and I will never
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forget anything.
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I think I can
remember to floss.
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Well, I certainly hope so
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because as Mrs. Bailey says,
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plaque is the leading cause of
tooth decay and gingivitis.
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Mmm.
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Mrs. Bailey is so smart.
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I always thought
that gingivitis
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was Fred Astaire's
dancing partner
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Oh, there you are.
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Mrs. Bailey! Mrs. Bailey!
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Oh, oh, what am I
gonna do with you boys?
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You walked right out
without taking your galoshes.
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I mean, it's bad enough
you're gonna ruin your shoes
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you wanna ruin
your health, too?
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I'm so sorry.
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Oh, and you came
all the way down here.
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You shouldn't have
come down here.
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Uh, he's right.
You really shouldn't have.
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Bartokomous!
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Get these memos out
to everybody in circulation.
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Okay.
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See to it that all
these sacks are sorted.
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Oh, okay.
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And remember to get all
your pick-ups done early today.
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Okay.
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Go! Go...
Okay.
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Pardon me, young man.
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There is a nicer way
to ask for things.
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And I didn't once hear
you use the magic word.
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Excuse me?
No, no, no. Not excuse me.
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Please.
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And you should smile more.
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Balki, come here.
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Say you're sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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Is he always like that?
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No.
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Sometimes he'll wear a plaid.
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Oh, I almost forgot.
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You did?
Mmm-hmm.
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Now, be honest.
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I've never worked
with snout before.
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Just like Mama used to make.
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Mmm, mmm, mmm.
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Mrs. Bailey, let's go offer
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the uneaten ones to my friend
Jimmy the security guard.
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Oh, that'll be fun.
Okay. Come on.
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Oh, Larry, what did I
tell you about your posture?
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That's better.
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BALKI: Jimmy! Jimmy!
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You've got a problem, baby.
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You didn't hire a maid,
you hired a mother.
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Wow.
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That was some concert, huh?
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I just love George Michael.
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You know, when he sang
Careless Whisper, I melted.
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Just makes me feel so romantic.
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Well, why don't you select
some music to sustain the mood?
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And we'll be right back.
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Balki.
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I think this could be
the greatest night of my life.
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Now, when we go back
into the living room,
I'll dim the lights,
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ask Jennifer to dance and then
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when I feel the time
is right, I'll do this.
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Why would anybody do this?
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Because when I do this,
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that means
that you will tell
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Mary Anne that you want
to go upstairs and see her
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Great Cities of the World
place mat collection.
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I've already seen it.
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I was quite disappointed
in Barcelona.
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Balki, trust me.
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Barcelona is much prettier
this time of year.
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May I have this dance?
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Why, yes, you may.
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So, uh, Mary Anne,
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uh, would you like to
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join with Larry and Jennifer?
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What...
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Ooh.
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Wow.
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Uh, Mary Anne,
why don't you take Balki
upstairs and show him
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your Great Cities of the World
place mat collection?
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Well, okay.
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Oh, you're home.
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Mrs. Bailey.
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Mrs. Bailey.
Yes...
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Listen, I want you
to meet our friends.
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This is Mary Anne.
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And, uh, this is Jennifer.
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Hello, Jennifer.
Hi.
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And this,
this is Mrs. Bailey
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our new housekeeper.
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I work here.
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Oh, honey, this
one's crazy about you.
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Uh, listen, Mrs. Bailey,
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I think you've done
enough work for one day.
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Now, why don't you take
the rest of the evening off?
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Oh, Larry, that's
so sweet of you.
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Well, if I don't have
to fold the clothes,
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why don't I mix up a batch
of chocolate chip cookies
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and then I can get
to know your friends better.
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Chocolate chip cookies!
What a great idea.
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Yeah, I really think it's,
uh, kind of late for all this.
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Yeah, it is late.
We better be going.
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What
Uh, you're leaving?
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Well, Larry, I have to get
up early tomorrow morning
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and we've kind of
lost the mood.
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Oh, no, no, no. We haven't.
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00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:41,474
Once she's gone,
the lights go down,
257
00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:43,776
the music will come up
and I'll find
258
00:15:43,843 --> 00:15:46,313
the mood if it kills me.
259
00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:53,987
Larry, I'll talk
to you tomorrow.
260
00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:57,157
Yeah, but...
261
00:15:57,224 --> 00:15:59,292
and look at
my place mats or what?
262
00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:04,664
Did your dates leave?
263
00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:07,234
Yes, yes, they did.
264
00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:12,572
Oh. I hope I didn't
ruin the evening.
265
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:16,143
Oh, no, no, Mrs. Bailey.
You didn't ruin anything.
266
00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:18,645
They always leave
around this time.
267
00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:23,083
Anyway, we can still have
those chocolate chip cookies.
268
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:30,490
Aw, of course we can.
269
00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:31,991
Here we go.
270
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:41,434
All right, Balki. We have
to talk about Mrs. Bailey.
271
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,736
Well, well, you know,
that's a good idea.
272
00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:47,640
Look, it's midnight
273
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:50,009
We should give her a raise.
274
00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:53,380
A raise wasn't
what I had in mind.
275
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:57,117
Look, Balki,
I like Mrs. Bailey
as much as anybody
276
00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:59,219
but it's like
living with my mother.
277
00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:02,255
I know it.
It gets better and better.
278
00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:06,193
Mrs. Bailey
is driving me crazy.
279
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:08,228
Cousin, what are
you talking about?
280
00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:10,830
Mrs. Bailey's
a wonderful woman
281
00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:12,499
and a terrific housekeeper.
282
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:15,502
She's everything
we wanted and more.
283
00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:19,072
It's the more that's
driving me crazy.
284
00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:20,973
It's the more
that is always here
285
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,475
when I want to be alone.
286
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,043
It's the more that
always makes sure
287
00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:26,379
I wash my hands before dinner.
288
00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:28,848
And it's the more that ruined
289
00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:35,388
what could have been
290
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:39,092
So what are you saying?
291
00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:44,631
I am saying I just wanted
someone who would come in
and clean up a little,
292
00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:47,600
not someone who would tuck me
in every night.
293
00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:50,036
Balki, I'm going to have
to fire Mrs. Bailey.
294
00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:52,205
Well, you can kiss
that notion goodbye.
295
00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:54,040
Mrs. Bailey likes
taking care of us
296
00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:56,176
and I like being taken care of.
297
00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:58,878
So it's two against
one. She stays.
298
00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:02,682
No, Balki, no,
I should go.
299
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:05,752
Oh, Mrs. Bailey,
I didn't mean, uh...
300
00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:09,289
No, that's all right.
What I, what I meant...
301
00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:10,990
Mrs. Bailey, I'm sorry, I...
Please don't do this...
302
00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:14,060
Please, please,
don't apologize.
303
00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:17,164
It's just a situation
that didn't work out.
304
00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:21,601
I'm very pleased
to have met you both.
305
00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:24,871
And I'm sure you'll find
someone more suitable.
306
00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:29,642
Please don't...
Please don't, don't...
307
00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:34,314
Aah, look, uh, Balki,
believe me that
308
00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:36,216
this is, this is
really not what I had...
309
00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:38,685
...in mind.
310
00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:57,136
Oh. Hey, buddy.
You're home early.
311
00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:01,474
So how was class?
312
00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:08,348
Eh, Balki?
313
00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:10,683
Balki?
314
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:13,586
I think you
should know that, that...
315
00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:16,689
Okay, it's been
three days now.
316
00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:19,792
Balki, how long you
gonna keep this goin'?
317
00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:22,795
Forever or until
you hire Mrs. Bailey back,
318
00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,231
which ever comes first.
319
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:28,768
Well, Balki, I'm not gonna
hire Mrs. Bailey back.
320
00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:37,510
Oh.
Oh, hi, Mrs. Bailey.
321
00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:40,012
Hi, Larry.
Come on in. Sit down.
322
00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:41,113
This is for you and Balki.
323
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,383
Oh, thank you.
324
00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:45,552
Oh, my goodness.
325
00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:48,855
Three days and this place
hasn't fallen apart?
326
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:51,658
My, I'm proud of you.
Well, thanks.
327
00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:54,961
Mrs. Bailey! Mrs. Bailey,
you came back!
328
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,729
You came back!
329
00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:58,465
She came back!
330
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,434
I still can't believe
what you boys did for me.
331
00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:03,870
I just had to come back
and say thank you.
332
00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:06,339
Thank us
333
00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:08,575
Well, we were glad to do it.
334
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:10,710
Took a little legwork,
but when Balki and I found
335
00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:13,079
that sorority at Northwestern
that needed a housemother,
336
00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:16,449
well, we both knew you'd
be perfect for the job.
337
00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:19,552
You were so right.
I've never enjoyed a job more.
338
00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:23,022
But don't
you enjoy working for us?
339
00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:26,793
Oh, of course, sweetheart.
340
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:30,463
But Larry was right.
I really don't belong here.
341
00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:32,332
We need you.
No, you don't.
342
00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:34,100
Yes, I do.
No, you don't.
343
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:36,569
You can take care
of yourself.
344
00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:39,739
But these college kids, they
really need me.
345
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,209
Oh, well,
I've got to get going
346
00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:45,011
but please, come
and visit me, will you?
347
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,414
Oh. Sure, we will.
Oh, that's great.
348
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,849
Come on.
And enjoy the cake.
349
00:20:51,518 --> 00:20:52,919
Don't forget now,
come and visit.
350
00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:54,220
Oh, we will.
Will do, will do.
351
00:20:54,287 --> 00:20:56,022
Ooh, ooh, one more thing.
352
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:59,792
Try to make it a habit
to keep the toilet seat down.
353
00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:01,794
You'll thank me
when you get married.
354
00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:09,669
Well, I'll be snookered.
355
00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:13,306
You went out
and found Mrs. Bailey
356
00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:15,542
a job that makes her happy.
357
00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:20,347
Oh, Balki, was that you?
358
00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:25,518
It's been so long
since I heard it.
359
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:35,328
Uh, cousin...
360
00:21:35,395 --> 00:21:38,498
Um, I'm sorry.
361
00:21:38,565 --> 00:21:40,567
I feel awful.
362
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:43,235
You know, for...
For three days
363
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,137
I've done nothing
364
00:21:45,204 --> 00:21:46,873
but sit in my bedroom
365
00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:49,108
and be angry at you.
366
00:21:49,175 --> 00:21:51,444
Oh, is that where you were?
I was so worried.
367
00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:53,480
I thought you moved out.
368
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,317
You're not gonna
make this easy, are you?
369
00:21:58,385 --> 00:21:59,752
No.
370
00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:14,901
Cousin, I apologize.
371
00:22:14,967 --> 00:22:21,908
I...
372
00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:25,612
when you were out
giving of yourself.
373
00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:28,114
You know, you are a saint.
374
00:22:31,317 --> 00:22:33,553
I'm humbled in your presence.
375
00:22:35,788 --> 00:22:40,827
I would be honored to be
the dirt on your shoes.
376
00:22:44,597 --> 00:22:48,200
No, dirt is too
honorable for me.
377
00:22:48,267 --> 00:22:50,770
Yeah.
Mmm.
378
00:22:50,837 --> 00:22:52,705
I would be honored to be...
Okay, okay.
379
00:22:52,772 --> 00:22:54,407
To be the mildew
on your shower curtain.
380
00:22:54,474 --> 00:22:56,709
Yeah, Balki, that's enough.
381
00:22:56,776 --> 00:22:59,045
That, that's good,
that, that's, that's good.
382
00:22:59,912 --> 00:23:01,013
Ugh...
383
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:04,484
Cousin, I'm sorry.
I forgive you.
384
00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:11,090
Oh, good idea.
385
00:23:11,157 --> 00:23:12,992
You want, uh,
real plates or paper?
386
00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:15,294
Well, uh, let me see.
387
00:23:15,361 --> 00:23:16,463
Yours.
Paper.
388
00:23:16,529 --> 00:23:17,830
Right.
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