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* Sometimes
the world looks perfect
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* Nothing to rearrange
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* Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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* Like you need
some kinda change
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* No matter what the odds
are this time
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* Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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* This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend
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* Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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* Standing tall
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* On the wings of my dream
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* Rise and fall
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* On the wings of my dream
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* The rain and thunder
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* The wind and haze
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* I'm bound for better days
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* It's my life and my dream
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* And nothing's gonna
stop me now *
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Balki, if you give
away any more stuff
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to the neighborhood
clothing drive,
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Well, cousin,
I like to live
by one principle.
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"Happy is the heart
of the cheerful giver."
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Besides, these
aren't my things,
they're yours.
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Mine?
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Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
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Uh...
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This is my high school
chorus jacket.
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There are a lot
of memories
in this jacket.
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Oh!
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Maybe you should take
some of the memories
out of the jacket.
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I don't understand.
This always
fit me perfectly.
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Now, cousin, hiding
is not the answer.
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Oh, my Lord!
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I've gained
seven pounds!
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Hi, Balki.
Hello, hello.
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Hi.
Hello.
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We'll be in
Australia all week,
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I hope it helps.
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Cousin, look, look
the beautiful things
they bring me.
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All that stuff
is too big for us now.
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Now you can
take this, too.
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Larry, this is
a nice jacket.
Why don't you want it?
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Well, for one thing
it's out of style now.
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And for another thing,
he gained seven pounds
and it don't fit.
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Of course most of
it's muscle.
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You look just fine.
Doesn't he, Mary Anne?
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Well, if I'd gained
seven pounds, I'd die.
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I think a little tummy
on a man is cute.
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Uh, let's go, Mary Anne.
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We'll see you guys,
Saturday, okay?
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Bye, Balki.
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Did you hear that?
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Jennifer thinks that
you and your tummy
are cute.
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Sure! Like
the Pillsbury Doughboy
is cute!
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Well, I wasn't aware
I was panicking.
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Let's see.
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If I lose
a pound a day,
I can do it.
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Oh.
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Now, now,
cousin, cousin,
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you, you know
how much
I think of you
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and that I have
your best interest
at heart,
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so you got to
believe me
when I tell you,
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no way.
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You don't think
I can do this, huh?
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Well, I guess
you don't know
Larry Appleton
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as well as
you think you do.
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All this takes
is self-discipline.
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Sheer, iron-willed,
self-discipline.
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Well, you wouldn't
have to iron your will
so much
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if you let me put
you on the Mypos diet.
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The Mypos diet?
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Oh, the Mypos diet.
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What do you do,
cut down
on the pig snout?
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No, it isn't the pig snout
itself that's fattening.
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It's all that junk
you put on top of it.
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A country whose king
weighs 300 pounds?
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He has a gland problem.
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Balki, you told me
he holds the world record
for eating jelly donuts.
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If I'm gonna go a diet,
I choose an American diet.
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We know about dieting.
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No.
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And all it takes
is will power.
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And when it comes to food,
I am Mr. Willpower.
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let me put you
on the Mypos diet...
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Forget the Mypos diet.
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Yes,
but listen to this...
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Balki,
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I don't want
to hear another word
about the Mypos diet
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in my lifetime.
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Well, don't worry
about that,
Mr. Gut Buster.
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Freeze!
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I noticed earlier
this evening
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So, this,
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this is what happens
to Mr. Willpower
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when the sun
goes down.
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Okay, okay.
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You were right.
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I can't do this
on my own.
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All that exercise
and no food.
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That, that's no way
to lose weight.
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I, I don't know
what I was thinking.
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You were right.
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I was wrong.
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I'm gonna need
some help after all.
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So,
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maybe you could
give me that
Mypos diet.
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Let me get
this straight.
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You
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want me to
give you that
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Yes.
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Yes, give me
the Mypos diet.
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Well, I'm gonna have
a little bit of trouble
with that. Why?
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Because I'm not allowed
to mention it
in your lifetime.
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You're not gonna
make this easy
for me, are you?
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Hmm, no, no.
No.
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Balki, please.
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Well, now, cousin,
we don't want
to be hasty.
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Are you sure you
want to give up
the Larry diet?
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You know, the one
where you eat
nothing all day
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and then at night
you eat everything
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in the refrigerator
except the light bulb.
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Yes.
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You did leave
the light bulb,
didn't you?
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Yes, yes, I did.
That's very nice.
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I renounce
the Larry diet.
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Now will you
give me the Mypos diet?
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I can't.
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Why not?
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You made fun of
my king.
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I'll take it back.
I love the king.
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I'm sorry about
his gland problem.
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He has big bones, too.
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The biggest.
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The best.
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He is the envy
of monarchs
everywhere.
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He is.
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so that I'll give you
the Mypos diet.
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No, I'm not.
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Yes, you are.
No, I'm not.
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Yes, you are.
Yes, I am.
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All right, cousin.
I'll give you
the Mypos diet.
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Oh, thank you.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
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Balki, I don't
have to eat
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any strange
native dishes, do I?
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Well, of course
you don't.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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You're not allergic
to fish eye soup, are you?
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Ugh!
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Well, it's not
as bad as it sounds.
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you have to help me
not to cheat?
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Will you do that?
Of course, I will.
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that's not on the diet.
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There.
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I did it.
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What did you
just do to me?
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I just performed
the Mypos ritual
of promise.
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It means
the earth may crack,
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the sky may fall,
but I will never,
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never, never,
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break my promise.
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LARRY:
It's been four days.
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I can't believe it!
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I've lost three pounds!
The Mypos diet works.
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Oh, cousin, you don't
need to thank me.
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Oh, yes, I do.
No, no, no. You don't.
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Yes, I do.
No, you don't.
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Cut it out. Now.
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00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:37,130
You know, Balki,
I bet if I weigh myself
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without my shoes on,
I'll weigh, I'll...
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Balki.
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Minus five pounds?
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00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:47,775
What did you
do to the scale?
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Two pounds?
I've gained
two pounds?
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Yes, yes, you did.
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00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:55,983
Balki, I gained weight.
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I could have
eaten chocolate
and gained weight!
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Instead, I spent
four days
eating fish eyes
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and-and pig snout
and little
squishy things
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I don't even
wanna know about.
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00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:11,498
Now, listen, cousin,
let me
explain to you.
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Uh, the first few days
of the Mypos diet,
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you bloat up a little bit.
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But the weight will go away.
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You'll see.
It will?
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You'll feel better.
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Fish eye soup again?
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Fish eye soup again.
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Soup is good food.
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00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:31,518
Now, I want you
to eat it while it's hot.
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If you let it get cold,
the eyes will get tough.
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Hello. Pioli's Pizza?
This is Larry Appleton.
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Yes, it's me again.
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00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:54,141
I want that pizza now!
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Because there
is a man here
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who has not had
real food for five days
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and he is very,
very hungry!
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00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:11,691
Balki!
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00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:13,994
I thought you were out
collecting clothes
for the poor.
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00:13:14,061 --> 00:13:15,195
Well, cousin, I was.
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00:13:15,262 --> 00:13:16,629
Look how generous
people were.
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They give the pants
off their backs.
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00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:21,869
Winter is coming.
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00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:23,871
Go back out there
and get wool!
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00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:26,506
What am I saying?
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00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:28,075
Wool is itchy.
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00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:31,344
Who that man?
Census taker.
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Two.
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You know,
I tell you what.
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A lot of my clothes
just are way
too big for me.
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00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:45,192
Why don't you back,
go through my closet
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and take whatever
you like?
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00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:53,566
But, cousin,
you know,
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Well, I'm, I'm being
generous again!
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Sorry, I wanted it
to be a surprise.
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00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:03,476
It's his birthday.
You keep the change now.
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00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:07,480
Cousin, you know...
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00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,051
this shirt,
I think, still fits you.
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00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:12,552
Oh, doesn't matter.
Did you get the sweaters?
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00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:14,922
What sweaters?
All my cashmere sweaters!
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Take them! Take them!
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00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:52,625
You should be
ashamed of yourself.
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00:14:56,997 --> 00:15:00,700
Well, you know,
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00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:04,271
Oh, hey, I decided I don't
need to lose
all that weight anyway.
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00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:06,239
I'm perfectly happy
the way I am.
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I'll go get the pizza.
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Oh. Oh, I know.
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It's the promise thing, right?
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Balki, you can forget
about your promise.
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Uh, we can go on
with our lives.
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Balki, Balki, Balki.
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This isn't Mypos.
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It's America.
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People break promises
all the time.
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That's why we all
that Indian land.
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I'll go get the pizza.
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00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,516
Okay, okay, forget
about the pizza.
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You know, I,
I don't even know
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why we're having
this discussion.
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00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:56,489
The diet is over
and that's that.
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Ha, ha!
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00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,260
I mean, it... It's just
a few extra pounds.
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00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:04,364
I can learn live with it.
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00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:05,598
Tell you what.
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I'm gonna go out
and grab a bite to eat.
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00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:14,674
You're not going anywhere.
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00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:17,244
I'll stay. I'll be good.
Just put me down.
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00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:27,354
What was that?
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00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:30,523
What was what?
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00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:36,329
Oh!
Goodness gracious!
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00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:38,531
Those are cookies.
251
00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:43,570
I wonder who put them there.
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00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:45,705
I bet it wasn't
the Cookie Monster.
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00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:50,343
Balki, I don't know what
you're talking about.
254
00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:52,912
Those things have probably
been in the couch for years.
255
00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:54,281
I bought it used.
256
00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:57,317
Well, I just have
to look myself.
257
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:02,389
A-ha!
258
00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:08,328
Is this all of it?
Yes, yes.
259
00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:12,665
You know, I can always
tell when you're lying
260
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:14,701
because you say
everything twice.
261
00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:18,171
I'm not lying.
262
00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:20,273
I am not lying.
263
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:33,553
Well, then, I will
find the things myself.
264
00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:36,523
And I'll use
your conscience
as my guide.
265
00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:21,434
Argh!
266
00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:29,342
You should be
ashamed of yourself.
267
00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:35,248
I wanna thank you
for saving me from myself.
268
00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:37,284
Thank you.
269
00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:44,191
Thank you.
You're a real friend.
270
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,535
Ah! Ah!
271
00:18:57,737 --> 00:18:59,739
Ah! Ah!
272
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,485
Give me that.
273
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,856
I'm eating this,
and you can't stop me.
274
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,726
No!
275
00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:28,401
Stay back!
276
00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:30,203
I'm not afraid to use this!
277
00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:35,575
All right.
278
00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:38,378
Go ahead.
Eat your stupid donut.
279
00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:43,783
What?
Go ahead and eat it.
280
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,885
If it's that important
to you, go ahead.
281
00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:52,325
I don't care.
282
00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:53,860
You're not
gonna stop me?
283
00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:57,297
No.
284
00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:59,366
Well, I break my promise.
285
00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:01,734
Balki, you said a Mypiot
never breaks his promise.
286
00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:03,903
Well, a Mypiot
never lived with you.
287
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:07,740
On Mypos, when you ask
somebody to help you,
288
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:10,377
you let them help you.
You don't fight them.
289
00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:12,845
You are the one
that want to lose weight
290
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:14,781
and you make me
do all the work.
291
00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:18,818
You lie to me
and you trick me,
292
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:29,862
and now this.
293
00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:32,432
And I can't
take it anymore.
294
00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:35,402
I haven't got time
for the pain.
295
00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:45,312
So, I'm breaking
my promise.
296
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:56,122
There.
I hope you're happy.
297
00:20:58,658 --> 00:21:02,629
Balki, I'm... I'm sorry
I did this to you. I...
298
00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:05,465
When I asked you
for help, I... I meant it.
299
00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:07,834
But I never had
to lose weight before.
300
00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:14,140
I... I never understood
why they didn't just eat less.
301
00:21:14,206 --> 00:21:17,377
Look, the past few days,
I've learned how hard it is.
302
00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:21,981
I should never have
made you take
all the responsibility.
303
00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:24,551
Uh. Oh!
304
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:29,288
I wish there was
some way I could
make it up to you.
305
00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:31,591
Well...
306
00:21:33,493 --> 00:21:36,028
There is?
I'll do anything.
307
00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:37,430
You could
go back on the diet.
308
00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:39,499
I can't do that.
309
00:21:39,566 --> 00:21:44,170
Well, then I'll just
have to be a Mypiot
without honor.
310
00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:47,073
I suppose I could
get used to
wearing the hood.
311
00:21:49,842 --> 00:21:51,811
The hood?
312
00:21:51,878 --> 00:21:56,583
Yes. It's... It's made
from stinky
itchy goat hair
313
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,284
and it makes
your skin break out.
314
00:21:58,351 --> 00:22:00,252
But that don't
matter so much
315
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:03,490
because no one
will ever see
my face again.
316
00:22:15,568 --> 00:22:17,737
All right. I'll go
back on the diet.
317
00:22:17,804 --> 00:22:18,871
Okay.
318
00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:28,147
Cousin, hurry up.
319
00:22:28,214 --> 00:22:29,449
Uh, the sooner
you weigh yourself
320
00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:31,484
the sooner we can
get something to eat.
321
00:22:31,551 --> 00:22:33,185
Larry, you look great.
322
00:22:33,252 --> 00:22:34,587
Yeah, have you
lost weight?
323
00:22:37,256 --> 00:22:39,726
Mary Anne,
he's been on a diet.
324
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:41,894
Oh, right.
325
00:22:43,329 --> 00:22:46,633
Come on, cousin.
We want to see how
much less there is of you.
326
00:22:49,736 --> 00:22:52,104
All right, now you know
the important thing
327
00:22:52,171 --> 00:22:56,075
is not whether
I've gained
or lost weight.
328
00:22:56,142 --> 00:22:58,678
It's that
I've grown as a person.
329
00:22:58,745 --> 00:23:00,713
The inner me is stronger.
330
00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:02,915
Well, we want
to see how much
the outer you weighs.
331
00:23:02,982 --> 00:23:05,017
Well, my self-esteem
does not depend
332
00:23:05,084 --> 00:23:07,019
on a bunch
of numbers on a scale.
333
00:23:07,987 --> 00:23:10,356
Yes! Yes! I did it!
334
00:23:10,423 --> 00:23:11,658
I've lost seven pounds.
335
00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:13,960
Oh, cousin!
Very good!
336
00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:18,898
Come on.
Let's go to dinner.
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