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I have great news.
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We're going skiing.
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No way are you getting me
up on that mountain.
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Hi, Larry.
Ready to hit the slopes?
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As soon as we get up there,
I'll insist we go for one run
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before the lifts close.
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Then, after about 100 yards
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and spend the rest
of the weekend getting
sympathy from Jennifer.
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Well, in Mypos, we've got
a saying.
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It says, "He who lies
falls into a deep pit."
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I'm skiing. Ooh!
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Ahh! Oh!
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We slide down the wrong side
of the mountain,
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wander around for two hours,
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and now we're stuck
in this cabin
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with the girls
for the whole night.
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You don't have
to thank me now.
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I think we just
had an earthquake.
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They don't have
earthquakes in Wisconsin.
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It was probably just
an avalanche.
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Mmm.
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ALL: Avalanche!
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Cousin Larry!
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Oh, cousin,
we're buried alive.
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Not for long.
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Very soon
we'll all be dead.
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Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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Nothin' to rearrange
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Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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Like you need
some kind of change
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No matter what
the odds are this time
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Nothing's going
to stand in my way
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This flame in my heart
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Like a long-lost friend
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Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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Standing tall
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On the wings of my dream
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Rise and fall
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On the wings of my dream
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The rain and thunder
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The wind and haze
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I'm bound for better days
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It's my life and my dream
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Nothing's going to stop me
Nothing's going to stop me
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It's my life and my dream
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Nothing's going
to stop me now
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Nothing's going
to stop me now
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We're trapped.
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Exactly what do
you mean, "trapped"?
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we can't get out
unless we have
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an out-of-body experience.
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I was afraid
that's what she meant.
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All right, all right.
Let's not panic.
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What are we going to do?
We're gonna die.
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I don't wanna die.
I wanna leave, now.
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Jennifer, you can't
go anywhere.
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Out of my way, blondie.
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Jennifer, Jennifer.
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Don't talk
to your friend like that.
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If we're going
to meet our maker,
we got to make nice.
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All right.
Balki's right.
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Let's try to accept
our fate with dignity.
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I don't wanna
go out with dignity.
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I don't wanna
go out at all.
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Won't the ski patrol
find us?
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Jennifer, a mountain
just fell on us.
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They won't find our bodies
until after the spring thaw.
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What are you doing?
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Well, just because I'm gonna die
doesn't mean I have to look bad.
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Larry, can't you think
of a way to get us
out of here?
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I will.
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I will.
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I am going to find
a way out of here.
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Larry, there is
no way out of here.
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Balki, she's right.
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There's no way out of here.
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We are going to die.
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Cousin, you're being
a little negative.
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Really?
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Now, let's look
at the good side.
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We're still alive.
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We have blankets
to keep us warm.
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We have the sun in the morning
and the moon at night.
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We have a nice roof
to keep us dry.
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The roof is
going to collapse.
So much for staying dry.
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Oh, Mary Anne.
Oh, Jennifer.
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Oh, Balki.
Oh, please.
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Listen, forget your troubles.
Come on, get happy.
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You've got to chase
all your cares away.
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Balki has a plan.
Come on.
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I knew you'd think of something.
You know, you are brilliant.
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Oh!
You are.
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You are very good
under pressure.
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Oh!
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Now, what's the plan?
I don't have a plan.
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We have got to have a plan.
Well, I'll think of a plan.
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When?
Well, I--
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Stop blowing on me.
I'm not a dandelion.
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Hi.
Hi.
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Is anything wrong?
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Oh
No. No.
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Nope, no. Uh...
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Why don't you girls
just entertain yourselves
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and we'll get
right back to you?
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Because we...
We have a very,
very complicated plan
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and we need to work out
the very fine details.
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They're going to be very
disappointed, aren't they?
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No, I don't think so.
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Because I just
thought of a plan.
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You did
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We're going to dig
a tunnel out of here.
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That's the plan?
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We're going to dig
a tunnel through the snow?
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That is correct.
Balki, if we dig a tunnel
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it'll collapse and we will
be crushed to death.
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All right, here's the plan.
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Watch it. I asked you
to keep it on the paper.
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We don't wanna make a mess.
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You're expecting guests?
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Hammer.
Hammer.
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Balki, I don't understand.
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How can you whistle
at a time like this?
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I enjoy my work.
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Aren't you afraid?
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Oh, cousin.
Of course, I'm afraid.
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But a wise man once said,
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"We have nothing to fear
but fear itself."
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He said it too?
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He must have heard it
from my father.
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My father taught me
how to deal with fear.
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He said, "You take that fear
and you mush it into a ball
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"and you put it
in your pocket.
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"And then you know where it is,
and it can't hurt you."
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Put your fear
in your pocket?
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and put it in your pocket,
just like this.
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Take this,
put it in your pocket.
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Well, it's right
where I want it.
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Cave-in.
Crawl for your life!
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Feet in the bucket,
feet in the bucket,
feet in the bucket.
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Feet in the bucket,
feet in the bucket,
feet in the bucket.
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Cousin?
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Cousin. Come back.
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You know, it wasn't
a cave-in after all.
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It just was
a little bit of snow
falling from the ceiling.
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Balki, a little bit
of snow falling
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from the ceiling
is a cave-in.
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Well, the tunnel
didn't close up.
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It's... It's still open.
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Look. See?
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Right.
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Well, I guess we should...
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We should go back
and keep digging, huh?
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Yeah.
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What have we got to lose?
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The girls are
depending on us.
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It's our only chance.
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Okay? Here we go.
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Yes, sir,
we're moving now.
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Balki.
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I'm sorry I got you
into this mess.
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Can you forgive me?
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Oh, cousin.
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Of course, I can.
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I always forgive you.
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You're my family.
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If it wasn't for you,
I wouldn't be where I am today.
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Thanks. Balki, I feel
bad enough as it is.
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We can lick this.
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Yeah.
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Guess we've made
a pretty good team,
haven't we?
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You got that right.
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Except for this ski trip,
it's been great.
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Come on,
let's get back to work.
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Where there's a will,
there's a way.
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Onward and upward.
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Oh, cousin. I had no idea
we had come so far.
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I'm exhausted.
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Balki. Balki, Balki.
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We're gonna have
to start bearing
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a little bit to the right.
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Oh, no, no, no.
LARRY: Yes.
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No.
Yes.
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Balki, we're gonna...
To the right.
Balki, We're gonna--
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No, cousin, cousin, cousin.
Shh, shh.
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How many times
have you dug a tunnel?
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Ah... Eh!
How many
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How many times? How many times
have you dug a tunnel?
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Three.
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Through the snow?
None.
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None
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That is correct.
All right, there you go.
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Balki, I am from Wisconsin.
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I have been digging tunnels
through snow since I was five.
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Now, I am going to lead
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Switch places.
Come on, switch.
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I will stick it...
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You know, Jennifer, I know
we're gonna get out of here,
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but just in case we don't
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I'm glad
you're my best friend
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and there's no one else
I'd rather die with.
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Thank you.
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Get ready to
catch some snow.
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This mountain isn't
gonna know what hit it.
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Cousin, you're a lean, mean,
digging machine.
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Okay. Balki. Balki.
I found it.
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I found it.
You found a way out?
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No, I found my ChapStick.
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I lost it
in the avalanche. Mmm.
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Cousin, we've been
digging for hours
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and we have gotten nowhere.
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I still think we
should have turned left.
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No, I'm not.
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Balki. Balki, there's a light
at the end of the tunnel.
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Yes, and every rolling stone
has a silver lining, doesn't it?
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No, no, Balki, there is a light
at the end of this tunnel.
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Look, look.
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Oh, cousin. Cousin.
We made it. We made it.
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It's Larry. We're saved.
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Hi, Larry.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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No.
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How did you guys
get over here?
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I'll let you fill
that one, cousin.
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It's all my fault.
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I tunneled in a circle.
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I'm an albatross.
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A Jonah.
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A bad-luck charm.
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I'd tell you to cast me outside
if we could just get outside.
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You shouldn't be
so hard on yourself, Larry.
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Oh, yes, I should.
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I am dirt.
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If it wasn't
for my snowball of lies
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we wouldn't be stuck
in this pit.
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Jennifer.
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Jennifer.
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Jennifer.
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Jennifer, I lied to you
about skiing at Innsbruck.
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I've never raced
a giant slalom.
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The truth is, I can't
ski at all, I just...
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I just wanted you to like me
as much as I like you.
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Larry, I don't know
what to say. I'm...
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I'm flattered
that you would go
to so much trouble
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to impress me yet
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Don't be too angry
with him, Jennifer.
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Think of him as one who
loved not wisely, but too well.
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I think that's Shakespeare.
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Or Moonlighting.
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I forgive you, Larry.
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Thank you.
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I just want you to know
I think you're
a fine group of people
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and it's an honor
to die with you.
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Ditto.
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Wait a minute.
255
00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:21,681
I can't believe
the babasticki
that I'm hearing.
256
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,752
And you call
yourselves Americans?
257
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,025
"Don't give up the ship."
258
00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:33,426
"Have it your way."
259
00:16:35,262 --> 00:16:37,164
Americans aren't quitters.
260
00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:39,566
If George Washington
had given up at Valley Forge
261
00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:42,102
we'd all be
speaking English today.
262
00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:49,342
Now, I'm going back
in that tunnel
263
00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:51,378
and I'm going
to make a sharp left.
264
00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:54,681
Are you coming with me?
265
00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:59,686
Balki's right.
We're Americans.
266
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:03,123
If we're gonna go down,
we're gonna go down fighting.
267
00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:05,492
It's just that
I am so tired.
268
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:12,432
Oh, cousin, cousin,
it's okay. It's okay.
269
00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:16,303
Listen,
everybody gets tired.
270
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,438
George Washington
got tired.
271
00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:20,273
That's why
he slept everywhere.
272
00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:29,182
Now, I'm going to go back
in the tunnel
273
00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:33,720
and do some digging.
274
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:35,722
I'll wake you up.
275
00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:37,324
Good luck, Balki.
276
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,392
Here's something
to keep you warm.
277
00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:46,433
Oh!
278
00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:51,371
Be careful.
279
00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:52,839
Be careful back there.
280
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,321
Ow.
281
00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:12,192
Ice Station Zebra?
282
00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:19,399
Good morning.
283
00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:22,835
He must still be
in the tunnel.
284
00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:25,605
What a guy.
285
00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:27,540
He didn't even wake me up
to relieve him.
286
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,316
Oh, no.
287
00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:39,786
Balki
Oh, no. I can't be--
288
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:43,690
LARRY: Balki! Balki! Balki!
Oh, God.
289
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:47,460
Balki! Balki.
JENNIFER: Larry. Larry.
290
00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:50,263
Balki.
Larry, there's too much snow.
291
00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:55,302
The tunnel's collapsed.
292
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:57,036
Balki, Balki.
293
00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:59,706
Balki, Balki.
294
00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:04,277
Larry. The tunnel must
have collapsed hours ago.
295
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:06,145
That's why he didn't
wake you up.
296
00:19:06,213 --> 00:19:07,980
Oh... Oh...
297
00:19:08,047 --> 00:19:09,749
Oh, this can't
be happening.
298
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:14,654
I belong in the pit,
not him. Oh.
299
00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:17,390
Oh, why...
Why didn't I listen to him
300
00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:19,726
instead of
to my own hormones?
301
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,897
Why do you have to be
so damned attractive?
302
00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:27,900
I'm sorry, Larry.
Oh, oh...
303
00:19:29,569 --> 00:19:33,172
I have just killed
the sweetest, bravest man
304
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:34,407
I have ever known
305
00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:36,409
and now I'm trying
to blame it on you.
306
00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:40,413
He came to America,
looking for a new life.
307
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,282
He moved in with a cousin
he didn't even know.
308
00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:44,951
I thought I was
doing him a favor, no.
309
00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:47,954
I was the lucky one.
310
00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:52,158
If I know anything
about the goodness
311
00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:54,193
and purity in life,
312
00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:56,729
it's because
Balki Bartokomous taught me.
313
00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:00,633
We're gonna
miss him too, Larry.
314
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,635
Oh...
315
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:05,104
I will never
forgive myself for this.
316
00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:06,806
I think Balki
would forgive you.
317
00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:08,775
Of course, he would.
318
00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:11,311
Even dead,
he's a better man than me.
319
00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:19,652
If I could just hear
his voice one more time.
320
00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:24,624
BALKI: Cousin Larry?
321
00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:35,302
If I could
just see him again
322
00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:38,371
and tell him
how much he meant to me.
323
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,240
I think he's up there.
324
00:20:41,308 --> 00:20:42,775
Of course he is.
325
00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:45,845
He was a saint.
326
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,586
BALKI:
Cousin, can you hear me?
327
00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:57,724
Balki
328
00:20:57,790 --> 00:20:59,392
He's alive.
He's alive.
329
00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:01,794
Balki! You're alive!
330
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:04,564
Well, of course I am,
don't be ridiculous.
331
00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:06,366
What am I gonna be
332
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:15,942
I can see the search party
from here. They're coming soon.
333
00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:18,711
It's a wonderful day.
334
00:21:20,179 --> 00:21:22,549
Yes. Yes, it sure is.
335
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:25,985
Yes. We're saved.
Ow. Ooh...
336
00:21:26,052 --> 00:21:27,987
We're saved. Ow.
337
00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:31,724
We're saved.
338
00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:44,737
Bye-bye.
339
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,739
All right, listen.
Live and learn.
340
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:48,541
Live and learn.
341
00:21:54,947 --> 00:21:56,783
Oh, cousin, no.
342
00:21:59,352 --> 00:22:01,354
Well, no,
I agree with you there.
343
00:22:03,623 --> 00:22:05,958
Well, no, no, no.
I don't know about that.
344
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:11,197
Well, of course not,
don't be ridiculous.
345
00:22:12,965 --> 00:22:16,102
Oh, cousin, I know,
I know what it is.
346
00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:18,771
You're still feeling
like a big slime ball.
347
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:22,942
You're too kind.
348
00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:24,110
Oh.
349
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:26,746
Oh, no, cousin.
Listen. Listen, listen.
350
00:22:26,813 --> 00:22:28,381
I know how to cheer you up.
351
00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:30,517
No, no.
352
00:22:30,583 --> 00:22:33,986
I don't think
that's possible.
353
00:22:35,922 --> 00:22:39,358
Oh, yes, it is, cousin.
Now, listen to me.
354
00:22:39,426 --> 00:22:42,895
Jennifer told me that
she thinks you are brave.
355
00:22:47,467 --> 00:22:51,037
No, you're the one
that saved us.
356
00:22:53,305 --> 00:22:55,074
Well, that's
a very good point.
357
00:22:55,141 --> 00:22:56,509
Oh.
358
00:22:57,510 --> 00:22:59,712
She told me she thinks
you are clever.
359
00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:07,386
No, you're the one who
came up with all the ideas.
360
00:23:08,921 --> 00:23:11,057
Well, that's true.
That's very, very true.
361
00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:15,495
She... She told me that she
thought that you were...
362
00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:29,876
Did she really say
she thinks I'm cute?
363
00:23:31,010 --> 00:23:33,680
Well, of course she did.
I don't lie.
364
00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:36,148
No, I'm the one who lies.
365
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:40,019
But I'm basically
an honest man.
366
00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:43,456
I...
I never lied to my parents.
367
00:23:43,523 --> 00:23:45,558
I never cheated in school.
368
00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:49,796
It's just that when
I'm around Jennifer, I--
369
00:23:49,862 --> 00:23:52,599
You lose your mind.
Yeah.
370
00:23:54,567 --> 00:23:57,436
You're getting better.
You told her the truth.
371
00:23:57,504 --> 00:23:59,772
Yeah, I guess I did.
372
00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:07,947
And do you know why?
No.
373
00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:12,084
Because, if you know
anything about the goodness
374
00:24:12,151 --> 00:24:13,520
and purity in life,
375
00:24:13,586 --> 00:24:15,321
Balki Bartokomous taught you.
376
00:24:15,387 --> 00:24:16,756
Yeah.
377
00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:22,695
Wait a minute.
378
00:24:24,497 --> 00:24:26,599
How long were
you up on that roof?
379
00:24:28,167 --> 00:24:29,936
Saint Balki.
380
00:24:32,138 --> 00:24:33,472
I like that.
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