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Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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Nothing to rearrange
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Sometimes you just
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Get a feeling
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Like you need
some kind of change
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No matter what the odds
are this time
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Nothing's gonna stand
in my way
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This flame in my heart
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It's like a long lost friend
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Gives every dark street
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A light at the end
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Standing tall
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On the wings of my dreams
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Rise and fall
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On the wings of my dreams
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The rain and thunder
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The wind and haze
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Are bound for better days
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My life
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My dream
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My life
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My dream
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Nothing's gonna
stop me now
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Nothing's gonna
stop me now
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We're number one!
We're number one!
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We're number one!
We're number one!
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We're number one!
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We're number one!
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We're number one!
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We're number one!
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All right, uh, please,
put me down.
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Am I to assume from this little
display that my team won?
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Mr. Twinkacetti,
you should've been there.
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Slugger hit four home runs
and then Jennifer walked
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and then Mary Anne
struck out.
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Too bad, Mary Anne.
And then...
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Now, turnip, turnip!
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If I wanna hear
the play by play
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Well, he's not
just the water boy
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Who cares?
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Did we beat the spread?
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We creamed the Hoot Owls
ten to four.
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Yay!
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Oh, by the way,
uh, those uniforms
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I paid for to
advertise the store
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I noticed some of you got
a little dirt on the logo.
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Do it again
and you're off the team.
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Thank you for the encouragement,
Mr. Twinkacetti. Yeah.
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Uh, ye... Yeah,
before you go
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I'd just like to say
a few words.
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As you know,
if we can beat
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the Shop 'N Spend Spartans
next Saturday's game
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the championship is ours.
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Yay!
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And since I'm the manager
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the champion's trophy
will be mine.
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But I will share it
with each
and every one of you...
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In spirit.
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Yeah.
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See you at practice
next Friday.
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We're number one!
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We're number one!
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We're number one!
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We're number one!
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They look up to me.
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I'm surprised Slugger left
right after the game.
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He usually likes to
get a little pat on the butt
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from me after he's
had a great game.
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Well, I guess it can
wait till next week.
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Oh, I almost forgot.
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Oh...
Yeah.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Why didn't he tell me?
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Well, maybe he was afraid
that you would do this to him.
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And he's got chest hair.
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Come to think of it,
so do I.
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One game from
the championship
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and it's over.
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The Spartans
are gonna bury us.
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Goodbye, trophy!
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Without Slugger, we stink.
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Cousin, Slugger is just
one person and you always said
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"Everybody on
the team is equal."
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that I, uh, lied.
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But then you just have
to find another good player.
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Uh, where?
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Maybe you... You find
him right here.
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Oh sure, what, is he gonna walk
through the door any minute now?
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Let's take a look.
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Oops!
No players today!
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Well, I gotta change.
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Oh...
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Oh, uh, if Mr. Baseball comes
through the door, let me know.
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Hello, chief.
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My name is Balki but my friends
call me Mr. Baseball.
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Uh-huh, uh, so,
so you... You don't think
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he'll be out of prison in time
to play the game on Saturday?
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Yeah, well, okay.
Uh, thank you.
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Cousin, I got you something
for your nervous stomach.
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Oh, thanks.
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Uh.
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So, uh, have you had
any luck replacing Slugger?
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No.
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I'm a loser.
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I've always been a loser.
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If there was a contest
for losers, I'd be a winner.
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Cousin?
Mmm...
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I'll play.
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Play what?
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Baseball.
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You need a player,
I'll play.
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Uh, thank you, Balki,
I appreciate the offer.
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But there's no way
you could replace Slugger.
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Why no?
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We need somebody
who can help us win.
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But Cousin, at the beginning
of the season
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and it don't matter
if we win or lose.
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I did?
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Oh, yeah!
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Now we're one game away
from my trophy.
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Is getting a trophy
so important?
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It's more important
than life.
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The one who locked
you in the attic
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for three days?
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No, that was
my brother Danny.
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Billy, the one that hold you
down and cut off all your hair.
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No, that was
my sister Elaine.
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No, little Larry
and Billy Appleton
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shared the same room.
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We had identical beds
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two identical desks,
two identical bookshelves.
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Only Billy's bookshelves
were filled with trophies.
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Bowling trophies, tennis
trophies, track trophies.
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Billy was a born winner.
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You know what I had
on my bookshelf?
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A wooden replica of
a wheel of cheddar cheese
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with a plaque that said,
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"First Place-Wisconsin
State Fair Cheese Throw."
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Wow!
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I bet Billy
was pretty jealous!
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It was Billy's trophy.
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He didn't want it
on his side of the room.
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And I... I want
to help you win it!
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Ah! Ah!
Please
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Cousin, I know I can
toss the old horsehide
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around the horn if you
just tell me what a horn is.
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All right, lo... Look,
I'll tell you what.
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You can practice with the team
tomorrow and then we'll see
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if there's a place for you.
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I want practice now.
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Now, Balki,
you can't practice now.
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It's too late
to go to the park.
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I want practice now.
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I want to play baseball.
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You're not gonna
let this go, are you?
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No, I'm not.
Oh.
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All right.
We'll practice now.
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Oh, boy!
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I'm ready.
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Not really.
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You're not going to
destroy the living room
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so you'll use these
socks for a ball.
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Now... What position would
you sort of like to try to play?
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Uh...
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I want to play...
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Pitcher because
he's the one
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that gets to talk
to the manager the most.
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And that's...
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That's you.
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Al... All right, all right.
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Here, you take this,
go over there.
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Move the chair
out of the way.
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All right, now.
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Just try to get it past me.
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Don't throw it hard,
or you're gonna break something.
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Just nice and easy.
A real fluid motion.
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Don't try to throw
a curve or a slider.
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You just wanna put it
right over the middle.
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All right?
Just toss it in.
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Just up...
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And over.
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Wanna toss it up
and over the plate. Okay?
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Just up and over.
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What are you waiting for?
For you to stop talking.
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Okay, I've stopped.
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Play ball.
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Don't be ridi...
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Will you just throw the ball!
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Strike one.
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Did I do good
at practice today?
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I can safely say
that I have never seen
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baseball played the way
you played it today.
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And I'll do just as good
against the Spartans.
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That's just
what I'm afraid of.
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You know what I liked?
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Sliding?
I liked sliding.
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You slid head first
into every base.
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When you should've
been playing right field.
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It was fun.
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Fun does not win trophies.
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And you never even took
batting practice.
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So... So what position
do I play?
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Well...
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Balki...
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We have to
talk about that.
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You... You...
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Well, I don't think that you...
It's also very wonderful.
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I don't think you should...
You know...
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When... When we
were at home on...
On Mypos
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we used to hear about the great
American game of baseball.
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And, and tomorrow
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I, Balki Bartokomous...
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A lowly sheepherder...
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Would be the first
Mypiot in history
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to put on a baseball
uniform and play
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the greatest game
ever invented.
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So... What did you
want to tell me?
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Balki, I, ah,
I really don't think
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that... That...
That... uh...
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You should be
up late tonight.
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and get a good night's sleep
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because tomorrow
is a big, big day.
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"Big day."
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I'm going to write home.
Mmm.
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Of course,
I won't be there
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Hello?
Oh, hello, Mr. Twinkacetti.
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No, I... I haven't found
a replacement for Slugger yet.
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But...
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You have?
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Well, how did you get someone
as good as Duke to...
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I'm gonna pay him $50.
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No, no, I think
he's worth every penny.
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Yeah, all right.
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I'll see you tomorrow.
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Duke Lyle.
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Tomorrow, I get my trophy.
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In your face,
Billy Appleton.
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* To dream the
impossible dream
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* To fight
the unbeatable foe *
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Okay, all right.
On the field.
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Let's... Let's practice.
Warm up. Let's go.
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Appleton, this is
Duke Lyle.
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The man who's gonna win
this one for me.
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Ah, Duke,
this is the manager.
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Don't feel compelled
to pay any attention to him.
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You can't imagine what it means
to me to have you with us today.
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Who cares?
Where's my 50 bucks?
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Yeah, you might wanna
go out and shag a few.
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Uh, if you're in the mood.
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Yeah, sure.
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Hope he's worth 50 bucks.
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Balki, where have
you been?
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Getting this!
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Pretty sharp, huh?
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Now I look like a real
American baseball player.
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It cost a lot of digdas,
but it's worth it.
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The game is about to start.
Everybody, over here.
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Oh.
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All right, now...
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I don't have to tell you
how much this game means.
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But I will anyway.
262
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,262
It means a lot.
263
00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:05,032
Now get out there
and win it!
264
00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:07,000
If not for yourselves...
265
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:08,835
Then for me!
266
00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:10,237
Now go!
Get out there!
267
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:11,538
Yay! Yay!
268
00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:13,273
Balki, back here.
269
00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:17,310
Uh, you won't be
starting the game.
270
00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:19,412
I won't?
No.
271
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:20,480
Why no?
272
00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:21,881
Well, uh...
273
00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:25,052
Baseball is a game of
strategy as well as skill.
274
00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:26,353
And I've given it
a lot of thought
275
00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:27,887
and I've come
to the conclusion
276
00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:30,923
that you're just
too important to the team
277
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,060
to be wasted playing
the whole game.
278
00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:37,630
Do you mean,
I'm like a secret weapon?
279
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:41,068
Right... Right. Right, yes.
Right, exactly.
280
00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:42,602
You are my secret weapon.
281
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:45,772
And when the time is right,
I'll unload my secret weapon
282
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,241
and they won't
know what hit them.
283
00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:52,179
Cousin, you are a genius.
Hmm.
284
00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:54,547
When will be the right time
for you to unload me?
285
00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:58,751
Uh, um, uh, um...
286
00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:00,019
I'll let you know.
287
00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:03,490
All right.
I'll be waiting.
288
00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:07,060
Play ball!
289
00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:44,264
Strike two!
290
00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:47,334
There's only one out.
Scheinwald is on first.
291
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,769
All you wanna do is move him
into scoring position.
292
00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:52,939
That's all you have...
Strike three! You're out!
293
00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:54,441
Why is she looking at me?
294
00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:58,345
Cousin, I couldn't
help noticing
295
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,513
that it's the bottom
of the ninth.
296
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,649
When are you going to unload
your secret weapon?
297
00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:05,685
Darn, I don't believe it.
298
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,620
It's all right,
it's all right.
299
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:09,489
No, it isn't.
I broke a nail.
300
00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:14,093
We still have a chance.
Duke is up.
301
00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:17,297
Time out, please.
302
00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:19,299
Time!
Time is out.
303
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:22,101
What is it?
304
00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:25,738
You're not going to
put me up, are you?
305
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:28,508
Balki, we are down
to our last out.
306
00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:32,212
But you promised.
I know I promised.
307
00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:34,080
But I wrote home.
308
00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:36,749
Oh, shoot.
309
00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:39,752
Balki, look, uh...
310
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:43,323
If we don't score now
we lose the championship.
311
00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:45,358
You understand that,
don't you?
312
00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:46,559
Yes, I understand.
313
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,695
You do?
Yes.
314
00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:52,599
I understand that a trophy
is more important than a friend.
315
00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:57,670
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
316
00:18:57,737 --> 00:18:59,839
Now, that is unfair.
317
00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:03,876
That is really unfair.
I am not a selfish person.
318
00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:05,612
I'm not doing
this for me.
319
00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:08,415
I'm doing this for...
For... For...
320
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,617
I'm doing this for me.
321
00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:13,220
Hey, hey,
what's going on here?
322
00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:14,921
Why isn't Duke at bat?
323
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,789
Balki wanted to play.
324
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:19,125
If you let the turnip play,
we lose the championship
325
00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:22,829
and I got a lot of money
riding on this game.
326
00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:25,265
Well, maybe you shouldn't have
bet on the game to begin with.
327
00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:27,900
If we lose the game,
we lose the championship.
328
00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:30,102
Which means
you lose the trophy.
329
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,805
You'll be a loser
all your life.
330
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:35,808
Appleton, send in a batter
or you'll forfeit the game.
331
00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:38,378
Appleton?
332
00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:40,213
Cousin?
333
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:47,720
Balki...
334
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:49,889
You're up!
335
00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:58,331
I'll take that.
336
00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:01,834
Loser. Loser. Loser.
337
00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:07,707
All right, Balki, you have
got to get on base.
338
00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:10,443
Here, stand here.
Feet wide apart.
339
00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:12,712
Elbow in, chin down.
Keep your eye on the ball.
340
00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:14,681
Use the big end
of the bat.
341
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:18,651
Gosh, it's almost
like cheating.
342
00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:21,888
One of you two
has got to leave.
343
00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:27,260
Guess that would be me.
344
00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:31,964
Balki, you can do it,
just relax.
345
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:33,600
Just try to meet the ball.
346
00:20:36,135 --> 00:20:39,672
Strike one!
347
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,240
Well, get ready.
348
00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:44,544
Strike two!
349
00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:46,879
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
350
00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:48,014
I didn't like that one.
351
00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:51,318
Well, you only get three.
352
00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:54,921
Three? Oh, right,
it's four balls.
353
00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:57,256
I get that mixed up.
354
00:20:57,324 --> 00:20:59,025
Three strikes
and you're out.
355
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:00,393
So should I hit this one?
356
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:02,762
Yes!
Dear God, yes!
357
00:21:27,854 --> 00:21:29,055
Whoa!
Whoa!
358
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,423
Will you look at that?
359
00:21:33,192 --> 00:21:34,927
I hit it.
I hit it!
360
00:21:34,994 --> 00:21:36,696
LARRY:
Run! Run!
361
00:21:36,763 --> 00:21:39,298
No, the other way!
The other way down here!
362
00:21:39,366 --> 00:21:40,633
Take a left, take a left.
363
00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:43,269
Yes, go. All the way.
All the way.
364
00:21:45,438 --> 00:21:47,907
Come on, Balki!
That's it.
365
00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:49,876
Why is he sliding
into every base?
366
00:21:49,942 --> 00:21:51,110
Because he likes to.
367
00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:52,645
You got a problem
with that?
368
00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:55,948
Yes!
369
00:22:19,906 --> 00:22:21,841
Look at this.
370
00:22:21,908 --> 00:22:25,512
It's a cheap piece of plastic
on an imitation wood base.
371
00:22:27,146 --> 00:22:28,748
It's beautiful.
372
00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:33,420
But I almost let it
ruin our friendship.
373
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:36,723
I'm sorry, Balki.
374
00:22:36,789 --> 00:22:39,125
You don't have
to apologize.
375
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:40,560
You realize
that a trophy
376
00:22:40,627 --> 00:22:43,062
is not as important
as our friendship.
377
00:22:45,598 --> 00:22:46,899
I did the right thing,
didn't I?
378
00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:48,668
You bet you did.
379
00:22:48,735 --> 00:22:51,538
You know,
the best part is...
380
00:22:51,604 --> 00:22:54,641
I did the right thing
and we won anyway.
381
00:23:05,618 --> 00:23:07,987
Boy, you hit
that ball a mile.
382
00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:10,590
Oh, well, I knew
I could hit a ball.
383
00:23:10,657 --> 00:23:12,559
At home I was
always very good at
384
00:23:12,625 --> 00:23:14,594
hok pok ponk
pa konk konk.
385
00:23:23,335 --> 00:23:26,005
What is..."Hok pok ponk
pa konk konk?"
386
00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:30,076
Very good.
387
00:23:32,311 --> 00:23:35,615
Yay , it means, "The game where
you hit rocks with a stick."
388
00:23:36,516 --> 00:23:38,384
How do you play?
389
00:23:38,451 --> 00:23:41,087
You hit rocks
with a stick.
390
00:23:46,392 --> 00:23:49,496
I always felt there was
something missing from the game.
391
00:23:54,534 --> 00:23:57,804
"West Side
League Champions."
392
00:23:57,870 --> 00:23:59,506
Thanks for helping
me win this, buddy.
393
00:24:01,007 --> 00:24:03,309
And thank you for
helping me win this.
394
00:24:03,375 --> 00:24:04,577
Mmm?
395
00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:09,782
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