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Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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Nothin' to rearrange
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Sometimes you just
get a feelin'
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Like you need some
kind of change
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Nothing's gonna stand
in my way
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This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend
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Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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Standing tall
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Rise and fall
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On the wings of my dream
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The rain and thunder,
the wind and haze
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I'm bound
for better days
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It's my life and my dream
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Nothing's going
to stop me now
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It's my life
and my dream
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Nothing's going
to stop me now
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Nothing's going to
stop me now
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LARRY: Slowly.
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Now you're coming up
to the step, so take it slow.
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You're getting closer.
A little closer.
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You're close.
You're very, very close.
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You're down the step.
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You don't say.
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Now, you wanna bring
it straight down here
and we'll just swing it in.
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Straight down here,
we'll swing it right in here.
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Come straight down
and we'll swing it in.
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Cousin, why I make all the push
and you are just stand there
with... Just say,
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"Just take that baby
and swing it on..."
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Balki, somebody has
to be in charge.
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Somebody has to have a plan.
That's me.
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Somebody else has to carry out
the plan. That's you.
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I get it. As long
as it's equal.
All right.
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Straight down here
and we'll swing it in.
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Go easy, go easy.
Take your time.
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Good, good. Okay.
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Swing it around.
Come towards me.
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Towards me.
Slow, slow.
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That's good.
Okay.
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Now...
WOMAN: Balki.
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Gina.
Balki, please,
you have to help me.
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Of course I help you.
What about me?
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You're right, I'm being rude.
Gina, this my cousin, Larry.
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And Cousin Larry,
this Gina Morelli
from my citizenship class.
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She's from Italy.
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She's Italian.
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Oh.
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This my cousin, Larry.
Hello.
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I would shake your hand,
but I'm being crushed
by a refrigerator.
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Oh.
Thank you.
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Well, you're very strong
for your condition.
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Was it something I said?
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My husband is a truck driver
and he's in Texas now.
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While he's gone,
I get evicted from
my apartment.
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I have no money
and I can't get
a hold of him.
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Balki is my only friend in this
country, so I came here.
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Well, you did the right thing,
Gina. We'll take care of you.
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Won't we, cousin?
Of course we will.
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What did you have in mind?
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She stay in the apartment
until her husband gets back.
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Oh. Oh. Oh. Uh...
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I don't know.
Well, where would she sleep?
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I'll give her the couch.
Well, that's no good.
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She'd have no privacy.
She has to have her own room.
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Cousin says that you have to
have his bedroom.
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Wha...
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Didn't I tell you
he was a prince?
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Oh, you are more than that.
You are a saint.
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You're going to love it at
our house. He has a blanket
that plugs into the wall.
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You're kidding me.
What's that for?
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Beats the socks off of me.
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BALKI:
Good night.
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(GINA AND BALKI
SPEAKING IN ITALIAN)
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Cousin, you don't mind
I put the television
in the bedroom of Gina?
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She has my room,
why shouldn't she
have my TV?
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I'd put her in my will,
but she already has
everything I own.
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Cousin, if you don't want Gina
here, why you didn't say so?
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It's a little inconvenient,
but I'll get used to it.
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I'm glad we can help out.
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Let's hit the sack.
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What are those?
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These are my Spider-Man pajamas.
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Let me rephrase that.
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Why are you wearing those?
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Because my He-Man pajamas
are in the laundry.
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I had to ask.
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Do you usually sleep
on that side?
Yes.
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Why don't I go...
I go to that side.
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No, I will go to that side.
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I don't mind sleeping
on that side of the bed.
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I mind arguing about sleeping
on that side of the bed.
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You know, I really admire you.
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Why is that?
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to a woman I hardly know.
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And then, for me, your friend,
you're willing to sleep on
the hot side of the bed.
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What do you mean,
"the hot side of the bed"?
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Well, about 6:00 in the morning,
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see that little hole
in the drapes?
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The sun come through that
and it bores a hole
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right through your head
like a laser beam.
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Okay, other side.
Move. Let's go.
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Good night.
Good night.
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What's in my face?
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Dimitri.
He always sleeps with me.
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Ding-ding-dang...
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Not tonight.
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I say my prayers now.
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God, bless Cousin Larry
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and Gina and the new baby.
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And please watch over Dimitri,
who's sleeping on the floor
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for the first time
in his whole young life.
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Amen.
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Balki, I'm sorry.
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I'm not the one you threw
on the floor.
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I'm sorry, Dimitri.
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Please forgive me.
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Well, I just wanted to thank you
for what you're doing for Gina.
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Well, I guess you have to
do whatever you can
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for someone who's carrying
a new life.
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A new, overdue life.
Hmm?
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The baby was two weeks ago late.
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Good night.
Good night.
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All right, rest period is over.
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All right, now let's go through
this plan one more time.
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Do we have to?
Yes, we have to.
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We have to be prepared
when the baby comes.
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I'm very unhappy
with the time it's
taking us
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to get from the bed
out the door.
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Already we do 10 times this.
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Let Gina sleep.
Okay, okay, all right.
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We'll probably make better
time without her anyway.
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Gina Wake up.
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You can go to sleep now.
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Oh. You're a saint.
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Yeah, swing her around.
Swing her around.
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Straight on back.
Just straight on back there.
Good.
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Okay. Yes.
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Gina, Balki and me.
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Cousin, can you do without me
too? I know my part.
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You're not bugging out on me
now. This is all your fault,
you know.
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What did you think it was,
a bee sting?
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You are wasting valuable
rehearsal time.
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Cousin, what
the big deal is?
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In my country, every time
a woman has a baby, she
doesn't run to the hospital.
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If every woman did that,
we'd have to have two hospitals.
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In Mypos, to have a baby
is very natural.
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The woman is working
in the field, she takes
a short break,
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she has her baby,
and then she cooks
dinner for 11 men.
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Look, this is America.
We make things a lot
more complicated.
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When a woman has a baby,
she has to go to the hospital.
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That is a rule.
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Now, do you have a plan?
Well, of course I do.
Don't be ridiculous.
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And what is it?
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I don't know.
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Now, let's take it from
the top one last time.
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All right, we're in bed.
We're sleeping.
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Sleep, sleep, sleep.
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Gina comes out
of the bedroom.
Waddle, waddle, waddle.
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I get the suitcase out
of the closet and you
call the hospital.
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All right. Ready?
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Go.
Wait.
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What?
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Why do I always have
to get the suitcase out
of the closet?
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Because I am
the better communicator,
so I call the hospital.
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You are much better at lifting,
so you get the suitcase.
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How do you know
I'm not the better
communicator?
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Have you ever listened
to yourself?
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Not while I'm talking.
Well, there you go.
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Well...
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I want to make
the phone call.
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Okay, fine.
You call the hospital.
Now can we get on with this?
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Ready? Go.
Wait.
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What?
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I don't know
the phone number.
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Take my word for it.
It's there.
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Now, can we do this
before the kid graduates
from college?
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Ready?
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Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep.
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Hello, hospital?
Baby's coming.
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I did it.
Brilliant.
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Now, you get the jackets,
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I get the map,
and we are out.
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I was right.
We're much faster
without Gina.
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Good night.
All right.
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You get some sleep.
What about you?
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I won't be sleeping tonight.
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Someone has got to be awake,
alert, prepared.
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I guess I'll have to bear
that burden alone.
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I guess so.
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This must have been how
Eisenhower felt just
before D-day.
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All around him, the troops
sleeping. But not Ike.
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He knew that one single
mistake
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could change the course
of world history.
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Was this before or after
Ike met Tina Turner?
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Before.
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Balki, wake up.
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Balki, it's time.
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Gina
Yes.
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Ah, Gina, how exciting.
A little baby.
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Mmm?
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What baby?
Who are you?
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Why am I holding a sheep?
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Cousin, it's Gina.
Remember the plan?
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The plan? Yes, of course
I remember the plan.
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It's my plan. All right,
no need to worry.
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First babies
take a long time.
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Well, I didn't wanna bother you.
You were up so late.
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All right. Don't panic.
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Go!
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Are you all right?
Yes, yes. I'm okay.
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What are you doing?
Calling the hospital.
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Calling the hospital is my job.
You get the suitcase.
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But I called the hospital
last time.
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I gave you a chance to prove
you were a good communicator,
and what did you say?
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"Hello, hospital?
Baby is coming."
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Cavemen are more articulate.
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Could you please
hurry? Ohh!
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Hello, hospital?
The baby is coming.
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Brilliant.
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We get to the hospital,
they probably figure out
why I'm there.
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Good thinking.
Okay, all right.
No need to panic.
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Everything is under
control, all right?
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I get the map
and we are gone.
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Yes!
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My keys, my keys.
Where are my keys?
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They're in the closet.
Where is the closet?
Where's the closet?
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Cousin, cousin.
Look, look.
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Cousin.
Don't "cousin" me now.
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Look, look,
I don't have my keys.
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I don't have my pants.
I can't do this.
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She will just have to have the
baby at some other time.
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Why don't you help me?
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Oh. Oh, I see. You're
trying to make me look
bad in front of Gina.
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Where is Gina?
Where is the mother?
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We can't do this
without the mother!
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Cousin, someday you'll
forgive me for this.
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Feel better?
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00:17:48,034 --> 00:17:49,302
No.
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Can we go have
a baby now?
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Okay. I'll follow you.
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00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:59,312
Where are you going?
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To the hospital.
Right, yes.
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00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:03,250
Gina, there you are.
Thank God.
243
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:09,289
BALKI:
Gina, lay down here
and try to relax.
244
00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:19,432
Keep breathing.
Keep breathing.
245
00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:21,634
You're doing good.
246
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:25,238
I can't keep this up.
I think I'm
hyperventilating.
247
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:38,385
Jeez! Did you
see that guy?
248
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:41,288
How does somebody like
that get to be a cop?
249
00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:45,692
GINA: How much further
to the hospital, Larry?
250
00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:49,229
Look, I am doing the best I can.
I've got my hands full up here.
251
00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:51,231
Every nutcase in town
is on the road tonight.
252
00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:55,202
The heater doesn't work
and my map reader is back
there with you.
253
00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:02,442
Do you think you could go
a little faster? I think
the baby almost here.
254
00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:07,547
I am going as
fast as I can.
255
00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:09,382
I haven't forgotten
how to drive.
256
00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:11,384
Well, you did when you
first got in the car.
257
00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:22,094
Wasn't that the turnoff
to the hospital?
Go fast, read signs.
258
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,564
What do you people
want from me?
259
00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:27,033
Watch out for that bump.
I see it.
260
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,136
GINA: Ohh!
Ohh!
261
00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:32,472
Well, that certainly
speeded things up.
262
00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:35,308
Cousin, I think I'm going to
have to deliver this baby
myself.
263
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:39,178
No. No, you can't do that.
Well, do you want to do it?
264
00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:41,948
GINA:
Somebody better do it.
265
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:46,753
Oh! Aah! All right, I can't see.
We're all going to die.
266
00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:50,189
Gina, let go
of Cousin Larry's head.
267
00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:54,961
Cousin. Cousin, stop.
Stop now.
268
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,696
Gina having her baby now.
269
00:19:58,565 --> 00:20:01,734
Oh, my God.
270
00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:05,538
What is she saying? What's
she saying? Would somebody
back there talk to me?
271
00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:09,376
Who was that?
272
00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:16,483
Hello, baby.
Welcome to America.
273
00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:29,829
Oh, my God.
274
00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:53,753
Well, little boy,
we've had a big day.
275
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:03,296
We witnessed
the miracle of birth.
276
00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:07,734
You witnessed the miracle
of birth. I took one look
and passed out.
277
00:21:08,735 --> 00:21:15,742
Of course, the good news is
278
00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:19,712
It was all there.
Ike would've been proud.
279
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:23,950
A perfect plan to get Gina
to the hospital.
280
00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:29,055
And what happened?
281
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:31,924
And then you didn't
know how to drive.
282
00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:34,327
I know what happened.
283
00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:38,665
I panicked.
I always panic.
284
00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:42,068
Well, cousin, you know... Blow.
285
00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:49,642
You know,
you had a real good plan.
286
00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:57,884
When somebody really
needed me to do something
really important,
287
00:21:57,950 --> 00:22:00,019
I was worthless.
288
00:22:00,086 --> 00:22:02,522
I am worthless.
289
00:22:06,058 --> 00:22:07,560
Well, if you say so.
290
00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:15,502
Did I tell you that I'm going
to help Gina find an apartment?
291
00:22:15,568 --> 00:22:17,804
I think we're going to look
on Delaney Street.
292
00:22:22,909 --> 00:22:25,344
On Delaney Street?
293
00:22:25,412 --> 00:22:27,647
Delaney Street is all wrong.
294
00:22:27,714 --> 00:22:30,383
It is?
Absolutely wrong.
295
00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:34,286
Gina needs to be in a
neighborhood with good
public transportation.
296
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:36,055
I never thought of that.
297
00:22:36,122 --> 00:22:39,826
She has to be within walking
distance of a supermarket.
298
00:22:39,892 --> 00:22:42,061
I never thought
of that, either.
299
00:22:44,731 --> 00:22:47,434
This takes a lot of planning.
I'd better go with you.
300
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:50,169
But that's a wonderful idea.
301
00:22:50,236 --> 00:22:54,040
Gina's very lucky to have
a worthless person like
you to help her.
302
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:02,348
I see what you're doing.
303
00:23:02,415 --> 00:23:05,852
You're trying to give me
a false sense of self-worth.
304
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:09,889
Dirty trick, huh?
305
00:23:11,424 --> 00:23:13,460
Yeah.
306
00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:15,962
And I appreciate it.
307
00:23:16,596 --> 00:23:18,465
Cousin...
308
00:23:22,802 --> 00:23:25,638
You know, in Mypos,
we have a saying...
309
00:23:35,648 --> 00:23:37,650
Hits home, doesn't it?
310
00:23:42,221 --> 00:23:44,390
It says,
311
00:23:44,457 --> 00:23:46,759
"If everyone knew
how to herd sheep,
312
00:23:46,826 --> 00:23:49,028
"there would be no one
to write poetry."
313
00:23:53,900 --> 00:23:55,902
Do you know
what that means?
314
00:24:04,143 --> 00:24:06,513
So that's what it means.
315
00:24:10,316 --> 00:24:14,386
What do you say you
and I go out and celebrate
this baby's birthday?
316
00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:17,657
Well, you don't have to
ask me once.
317
00:24:17,724 --> 00:24:21,227
Let's go out and paint the town
red, white and blue.
318
00:24:23,863 --> 00:24:26,633
But first,
let's put on our pants.
319
00:24:27,667 --> 00:24:29,736
Good plan. Good plan.
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