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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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thanks for the ride
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no problem that's
what we're doing
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getting out there meeting the fans
people like you
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get over yourself vex is embarrassing
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in what way
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I'm sure she's never heard of us
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What are you guys like in a band or
something
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Are we in a band?
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fuck yeah I wanna ban the only band that
fucking matters
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isn't that the clash?
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Thank You max could use a little
humbling
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fuck humility, humility is for
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losers little Missy I am vex do penance
and this it's catatonic fuck puppet
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catatonic fuck puppet that's awesome
fucking a it's awesome so your pumpkin
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Fuckin A it's awesome
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So you're punk I'm guessing?
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Yes that's exactly right
we are punk rock stupendous you said I'm
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Vex Stupendous you said?
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I'm Daisy
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Heck Catastrophe
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Mia DeSpell
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Nice great names everyone
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Thankyou
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So you guys are on tour then?
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Right baby we're on fuckin tour whoo whoo
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more like tour of upstate Pennsylvania
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And this is the tour bus?
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Sad isn't it
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Mia shut your fucking hole even the
clash started small
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you mean like opening up for the Sex
Pistols fuck your mouth
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Fuck you're mouth
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tell me we got it tell me we got it tell
me we got it we got it
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We got it
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now shut your fucking germ hole
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Geez what's with you two, we should be
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celebrating not sulking
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It's not the time to celebrate, we're not out of this yet
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What the fuck happened in there you guys weren't
like this earlier what did
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Nothing
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nothing happened
we went and strong we got the money and we
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left it was all very smooth and
professional I won your soul
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I already opened the fucking safe for you
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What else do you want from me?
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I want your soul
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Oh shit
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come on you motherfucker
keep on coming get more MORE
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and more
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I'll just keep killing you again and again and
again I love to kill
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Yeah, we were the epitome of cool right scarlet?
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Cool as the flesh on a stripping zombie
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You guys are fucking weird, you know that?
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Alright then numb nuts are you gonna fix it or smell it?
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I don't know what's wrong with this man
I've tried everything I know about cars
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why don't you think of something?
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I know fuck all about cars dude
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I just write the lyrics . Mia use your wick and
shit magic magic and magic do it
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You're an idiot
oh let's see you write a song you sloppy twot
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I have cock face I used to write for WAD
remember
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Yeah right, before they fucking fired you
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WAD?
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Yeah i's the band I used to be in. It stands for Weapons of Ass Destruction
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oh of course I love weapons
of ass destruction
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Oh course she knows that band
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That's cuz they're actually good
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Yeah but they never fucking hit it big until they
fired you're sorry alabaster ass
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Get fucked vex Catatonic fuck puppet
is nothing without me nothing
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I'm the sex appeal
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Yeah slutty chick
bassist like you or a dime-a-dozen
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I could replace you like this.
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Guys really? This isn't getting us
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anywhere
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well mom the cars fucking shot what do you suggest we do?
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we should walk back up
the main road and then follow it until we find a town
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I didn't get into punk rock to walk places
no way and where's all the pussy I heard about?
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you'll get nothing of the sort
from me
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look if you just bring your fucking
iPhone we wouldn't be in this mess right now
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well I was all about bringing the
iPhone it was vex here who talked me out
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of.
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He was like the iPhone is the antithesis of
punk-rock remember
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I didn't say anything like that but I think we should listen
to a WOD groupie over here I think we
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should go down the road and see what's
what
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but what of our instruments and our
stuff are we just gonna leave that out here?
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well it's not like we have any
other choice and who the fuck's gonna
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steal our shit
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we can't afford to take
that chance
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fine you fucking difficult bitch but one
of us is gonna have to stay behind and
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babysit the fucking car
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me I'll do it
I'll do it
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are you sure man I mean we're kind of be
a while it's a hike
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hey that's fine with me
I need a good long rest from all you
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Jokers that's good in my book
hey I'm heck catastrophe not fucking Bono
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for sure alright you mooks let's
get going
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have fun hiking losers I'm going to sit
here and start writing my memoirs
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oh well good luck with that who wants to
read your fucking life story oh you'd be
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surprised asshole I love them much more
fascinating life than you have I know
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you are but what am i that doesn't even
make sense shit father face doesn't it
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guys
please my dark bag just may not be able
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to fix a car but it'd be more than
enough to erase your hideous vissage
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from existence
I bet back this is really productive for
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you guys
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oh another sarcastic caustic
ironic bitch like I don't have enough of
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that in my life
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Fuck you
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how far away is this place anyway?
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It's far, very far
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That's the whole fucking point
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To be far way from where we committed our illegal act of robbery
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can someone else drive for a while because I'm fucking tired
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bitch bitch bitch. Do you know what we did to bitch bitch bitches on the inside?
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bitch?
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No tell me
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Tell her scar
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We tried to touch their titties
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What' that?
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I mean you know, we hit them. Hard
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That's right
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And then we'd fuck them with a broom handle or something
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By that point they just let us
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Yeah so hear that bitch?
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Yeah but
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keep on bitching
bitching I have a club theft-deterrent
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in the trunk with your pussy's name all over it.
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Did you really name her pussy? I thought I was the only one who did that.
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I'll tell you what I named mine if you tell me what you named yours.
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Shut the fuck up you freak
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that's last thing I want to hear
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would you both
shut the fuck up for just a minute
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listen to this the thieves were
described by eyewitnesses as female hot
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as all hell and sicker than a shithouse
rat were seen speeding off in a green
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1999 Dodge Caravan if you see anyone
matching that description or that kind
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of car we advise you to keep a safe
distance and alert authorities
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immediately whether in traffic
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you know
what this means right
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besides being female personal knows
about us
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no yes
it's pretty nice isn't it
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I'm more interested in the crazier than
a shithouse rat description why would
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they say that I thought you guys were
cool and professionally keep on bitching
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bitch no means we got to ditch the car
it's gonna get us caught we're in the
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middle of nowhere we need transportation
and I guess we're just gonna have to use
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what evolution gave us beep you mean
we're gonna pull over get out and hike
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no we have to get rid of the car first
because if they find the car then it
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won't be very long until they find us so
I guess we're just gonna have to push it
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off a cliff or into a lake or something
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Oh can we do both like push the car off a cliff
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into a lake
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if we find a cliff over a lake then sure
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I'm not getting a good feeling about
this bitch bitch
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have you ever gonna fish in your twot?
okay yo Kenny I get it all stop bitching
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that wasn't a threat, that was just a question I'm curious
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How could I get mixed up with you people?
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I'd offer you some shelling mr. Van
Cleef but you do not strike me as a
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chosen you're very perceptive mr. Van
roughhousing I don't sip I suck
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yes thank you
but you're right I am very perceptive
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that's part of why I'm so successful in
my business sure my detractors will say
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that I'm in a position that I am in
simply because from the father wasn't
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old money but it's just a small part
of story and I can go on and on
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anyway would you care for some other
vivacious maybe something it made harder
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no sir I'm here for business business
and business alone
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you know I had
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feeling what's going to like you you
come to a business meeting and get
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straight down to business
you'd be surprised how rare that is
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these days
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well I'm what do you call it old
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school and I don't like to pussyfoot
around
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no you don't you're a straight shooter
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and this is of course while you were
here
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but speaking of pussy I was walking
today by three of the female persuasion
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I am aware of it the news is all over
the gay community
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well I can't have
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people thinking they just simply walk
into my legitimate businesses and leave
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with my money it looks bad for me looks
bad for my businesses both legitimate in
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other words in order to maintain my
stature community I require respect and
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more importantly fear of the people
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I use fear I use fear and I create a
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psychological strategy they call me the
Puma before people know it they're my
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slaves they're under my power
and I can get them using fear I can get
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them to do anything I want anything at
all
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you and I are on the same page Mr Van Cleef
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these three of the female persuasion has
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stolen from me already people are
talking and if word gets around that
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someone got away with this I lose some
of their fear and they never recapture
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that power it is imperative to send a
message a very strong message that if
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you be so foolish to take from me hell
will find you and you will be sorry
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well mr. Van ruffhausen my middle name
is Hell and I know how to give hell I
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know how to take Hell and I know how to
make hell for everyone who comes into
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contact with me
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outstanding but just to
be clear this is not a Dead or Alive
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scenario understood?
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when I'm involved that's always
understood
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and you're sure you're not
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one of those professional killers like
in the movies with a strong ethical code
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no women no children or anything like
that?
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Haha, ethical code?
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Let me tell you. For me, a bounty is just a bounty it has no it has no sexual
orientation
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it's not a man or a woman or
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or an animal
it's a bounty and I use those bounties
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to wipe people up just like the paper
towel of the same name
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good
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that's the attitude one should have in your
line of work just one last thing
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you're don't have any weird hangups
or anything do anything that might
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prevent you from completing your job
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how
dare you nothing distracts me
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nothing not even a six-pack of young
hotties these females are supposedly
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rather attractive so we don't worried
that this might keep you thinking about
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something else rather than money
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come on money is all I think about I'm a
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dirty Jew after all and and and I don't
think about those things that you might
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be thinking about I am a professional
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you know it's not so much about titties
and by the way that's a very low-class
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word love pillows is what I would say
sir but in my book it's tea tea tea tea
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tea tea it's it's fine
yes track them torture them terminate
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them that's great
you should get a trade mark very well
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mr. Van Cleve you convinced me the
contract is yours just remember if the
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law gets them first you get nothing if a
jury affords the luxury of due process
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and fair trial but it's hardly the
message I'm trying to send understood
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Understood
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tea tea tea tea tea tea
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sorry sonbitch never had a chance
look at em
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goddamn massacre
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it ain't pretty blaze
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this ain't about no big score neither
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about killing plain and simple
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yeah but they stole the money Blaze
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I know they stole the money all right I can
see that I'm just saying it was about
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more than that I mean they didn't have to kill these
people they they they they wanted to
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they enjoy killing just look at this
carnage Colt they enjoy it
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but maybe ballistics will show the guards fired
first think of that
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Come again
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Perhaps these ladies acted in self-defense
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Self defense, you here that?
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they was robbing the damn place
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still
the guards didn't have to shoot at em
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And who in the name of Charles H Darwin are you?
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oh I'm uh Asmodeus Herod CSI
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Wow
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yeah crime solving just got a hell of a
lot more gayer
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you were thinking that too huh
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big time
anyways I was saying these girlies might
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be pretty but they're about as deadly as a Menstruating Sidewinder with the hiv
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God that's pretty damn deadly Blaze
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damn
right we're gonna have to think like them
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too if we're ever gonna catch them
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shit
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shit is right Colt my boy I'm gonna have
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to travel into a very savage animalistic
hellish landscape within our very
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selves if we're gonna have a chance
against these bloodthirsty maniacs
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I'm gonna have to travel into the very
heart of darkness if you will but just
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you be careful when you glance into the
Abyss young Colt as every one moment it
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could be enough to change you and lure
you into a drooling depraved monster for
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the rest of your days
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hey guys I'm gonna
go get Starbucks new guy buying you guys
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want lattes you wait you might be a chai
guy good yes
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no I got it I got it it's cool thanks
guys
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what the fuck
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city faggots
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Wow
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If we don't get to that show in time they're gonna kick us of the fuckin tour
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we need that tour like invaluable
exposure
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Right, because opening for kitten crawling into orifices was really getting us places
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Like the ass end of Pennsylvania for example
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there are people out here Mia
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there are kids kids with anger and
drinking problems and our music speaks
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to those kids
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you actually think your music means
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something to somebody but that's almost
cute like a puppy with horrible birth
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defects
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you know what man that's as
close to a compliment as I've ever heard
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from you I want to take it so what's
your deal Daisy and try to give me the
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less cryptic version if you could
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what
she says she's hunting evil do you need
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her to draw you a fucking picture
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Oh ha fucking ha seriously are you the
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least bit curious
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I'm not trying to be
cryptic I've got nothing to hide
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so what the fuck are you really doing out here
then
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investigating claims of a local
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legend
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then why don't you just say that
in the first place that doesn't sound so
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strange
what do you like write for a magazine
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like weird New Jersey
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no I'm not a
writer
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Like are you at school?
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Is this your thesis
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no I stopped going I
stopped out there I discovered that my
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true calling was something that never
could be taught in a classroom
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oh no this doesn't have anything to do with
Jesus does it
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oh please tell me it's not
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I stopped believing in God the night my
friends were killed
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oh I'm sorry
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killed a by an evil
soulless monster the likes of which no God
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would have ever created or have allowed to walk
on his earth
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sounds like a really awful
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person
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no it wasn't a person
I'm not saying monster in a figurative
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sense I'm talking about a real fucking
monster with three heads fangs and eerie
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glowing eyes
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a real fucking monster
that's exactly what's out here in these
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woods and that's why I came here
I discovered I had a gift that night a
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gift to be able to look evil square in
the eye to grapple with evil in Hand to hand
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combat and win the monster I slew that
and I will claim no more lives of
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innocent victims neither will this one
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stupid-ass motherfucker making fun of me
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heck catastrophe for writing my memoirs
this shit's gonna be riveting a real
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page-turner number one on the New
York Times bestseller list material he
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does not know what I have seen whoa what
was that? Vex? Mia? the new girl? shit
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Mia no wear bacon hangers from Wendy's
for you you gotta lay off that shit whoa
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that's that shook the whole fucking car
they don't get earthquakes around here
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do they
I'm getting back in the car before
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something fucked up happens
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no fucking
way
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Dinosaur!
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why the fuck do I have to carry this
you two have done time you got bigger fucking
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arms than me
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all the better to break you
with my dear
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now shut the fuck up and accept your
loan that's like a good little mule oh
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man that was fucking awesome some shit
pushing that car off the fucking cliff
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and then what oh wait right beneath it
boom awesome
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yeah we really got the most
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out of a whole car ditching experience
didn't we
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yeah a car off a cliff into a
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lake cross it off my bucket list now
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you
already have a bucket list
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yeah I don't plan on living long
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that's comforting
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our whole goal was to find another car
why didn't we stick by the road and you
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people could I don't know whatever it is
you do carjack them
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we're not gonna
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find a car way out here
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Quite easily actually
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what the fuck is
that supposed to mean
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straight ahead
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yeah cuz I'm gonna see a
car not bloody likely
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see for yourself bitch
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shit that was unexpected
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go check it out
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seems someone was here recently
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yeah writing his memoirs
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you guys
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oh fuck
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what is it
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look
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Oh shit
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Somebody was just fuckin
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slaughtered here
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Blood's not even try it
this just happened
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oh my god
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who could have done this
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thinking bear
may be
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certainly no human
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Unless it was that guy Doug you met on craigslist remember him
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yes I remember
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Doug please never mentioned Doug
again especially when I'm on edge and
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wielding a deadly weapon
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Duly noted.
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And Maria go
check the car see if it's working
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what no fucking way I am NOT going in
there
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why not
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whatever did this couldn't possibly fit
in the car
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fuck do you know it could be
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a gremlin or fucking honey badger
they don't give a shit
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00:26:12,425 --> 00:26:17,233
annamaria will you stop being a retarded
fucking bitch and go check the car for me
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00:26:17,235 --> 00:26:21,873
if you're so sure there's nothing in
there why don't you fucking check it
364
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because I'm asking you nicely please go
check the car for me I'll fucking cover
365
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you in case anything happens which it
won't
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fine but I want a bigger cut
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you'll get
no such thing now go my patience is at
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an end
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Fine, fuck
370
00:27:01,345 --> 00:27:06,863
fuck what am I doing here with these
crazy fucking people this is not the
371
00:27:06,865 --> 00:27:09,343
life I wanted
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Are the keys in there?
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yes
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in the ignition?
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00:27:13,705 --> 00:27:15,225
yes
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Turn em see what happens
377
00:27:19,585 --> 00:27:26,023
is there anything lurking in the seat
behind me
378
00:27:26,025 --> 00:27:27,905
no you're fine there's nothing
379
00:27:27,915 --> 00:27:32,103
back there
go on
380
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alright alright here goes
381
00:27:41,025 --> 00:27:41,905
it's not working
382
00:27:42,545 --> 00:27:43,345
try it again
383
00:27:45,745 --> 00:27:47,343
no nothing it's dead
384
00:27:47,345 --> 00:27:48,045
are you sure?
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yes I'm
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fucking sure you want to try
387
00:27:52,665 --> 00:27:54,965
no you can
get out
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00:27:56,525 --> 00:27:59,985
gee thanks
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00:28:03,465 --> 00:28:06,423
so now what
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00:28:06,425 --> 00:28:08,683
so now we just keep moving
391
00:28:08,685 --> 00:28:10,585
further into the woods where this thing
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00:28:10,595 --> 00:28:14,073
that devoured this poor guy is and now
as it taste for human flesh
393
00:28:14,075 --> 00:28:19,143
either that or we turn ourselves in to
the authorities do you really want to be
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locked up with us annamaria
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00:28:21,665 --> 00:28:22,683
no
396
00:28:22,685 --> 00:28:26,073
and we've
got guns and ammo we are more than
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00:28:26,075 --> 00:28:29,083
prepared to deal with whatever gets in
our way
398
00:28:29,085 --> 00:28:30,263
if you say so
399
00:28:30,265 --> 00:28:30,873
now let's grab the
400
00:28:30,875 --> 00:28:38,783
bag and let's go
401
00:28:38,785 --> 00:28:46,593
um since this car is no
good and do you think we can push it off
402
00:28:46,595 --> 00:28:48,983
the cliff into the lake
403
00:28:48,985 --> 00:28:50,912
Scarlett that
cliff was over a mile away
404
00:28:50,914 --> 00:28:55,532
is that a no then cuz I mean they might
just you know they're our last chance to
405
00:28:55,534 --> 00:28:57,343
do it
406
00:28:57,345 --> 00:29:01,653
that moment has passed scarlet it
was something magical that we all shared
407
00:29:01,655 --> 00:29:09,475
but it's over now we'll always have the
memory and that'll have to do
408
00:29:10,445 --> 00:29:11,085
yeah yeah
409
00:29:22,025 --> 00:29:23,265
I have to pee
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00:29:23,267 --> 00:29:25,923
so go but be quick about it
411
00:29:25,925 --> 00:29:27,170
fuck you're demanding
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00:29:27,172 --> 00:29:28,002
apparently not
413
00:29:28,004 --> 00:29:30,623
enough look at the company I keep
414
00:29:30,625 --> 00:29:34,302
Oh
Kunti - twit with a cunning wit how cute
415
00:29:34,304 --> 00:29:38,302
excuse me while I go relieve my bladder
on these bushes bitch
416
00:29:38,304 --> 00:29:39,792
you guys are
417
00:29:39,794 --> 00:29:41,863
friends right
418
00:29:41,865 --> 00:29:44,403
I don't like that word
419
00:29:44,405 --> 00:29:45,583
you
don't have to keep up with the sneering
420
00:29:45,585 --> 00:29:52,213
punk-rock attitude around me and there's
no one else around no cameras and no
421
00:29:52,215 --> 00:29:57,372
audience I won't tell anyone if you
admit to caring about someone
422
00:29:57,374 --> 00:30:02,652
It's got nothing to do with Punk I'm not posing
or posturing I mean you've spent some
423
00:30:02,654 --> 00:30:06,505
time with him now
he's fucking repugnant
424
00:30:11,805 --> 00:30:13,365
okay shut up shut
425
00:30:13,725 --> 00:30:19,983
up shut up you're gonna have a very fast
sex change operation now now you gonna
426
00:30:19,985 --> 00:30:22,785
answer some questions, you're gona answer them fast and succinct
427
00:30:23,245 --> 00:30:26,923
First of all who are you
428
00:30:26,925 --> 00:30:27,785
I'm Vex Stupendous
429
00:30:27,945 --> 00:30:30,665
What kind of a stupid name is that? Answer
430
00:30:32,185 --> 00:30:36,785
what are you doing out here
in the woods
431
00:30:37,465 --> 00:30:39,865
We're looking for a car or a town
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00:30:40,025 --> 00:30:40,625
or a person
433
00:30:40,705 --> 00:30:45,725
Congratulations, I'm a person so you found me ha ha ha what is it
434
00:30:45,785 --> 00:30:47,403
What is you want out here?
435
00:30:47,405 --> 00:30:48,845
We're looking for help
436
00:30:50,105 --> 00:30:51,625
Yeah what kind of help?
437
00:30:53,005 --> 00:30:53,503
Who?
438
00:30:53,505 --> 00:30:54,763
Why are you so aggressive?
439
00:30:54,765 --> 00:30:56,845
Well it all began with my mother, you see
440
00:30:57,305 --> 00:30:59,465
Hey hey hey, what, who is this us?
441
00:30:59,665 --> 00:31:00,925
god dammit
442
00:31:01,205 --> 00:31:02,165
Who is us who is
443
00:31:02,645 --> 00:31:03,145
us
444
00:31:03,425 --> 00:31:10,603
whoa oh very impressive you managed
to creep up on me nobody's ever done
445
00:31:10,605 --> 00:31:18,943
that my entire career you are too sneaky
such a slimy slinky polecats yeah jumpin
446
00:31:18,945 --> 00:31:22,883
Jesus on a pogo stick nigga please
447
00:31:22,885 --> 00:31:24,343
oh thanks fuck you guys are here this
448
00:31:24,345 --> 00:31:27,085
dirty old perv was watching me pee
449
00:31:29,765 --> 00:31:35,305
enough I was not watching him pee I was
hoping he'd defecate I mean I was I was
450
00:31:35,315 --> 00:31:37,583
interrogating him
451
00:31:37,585 --> 00:31:40,982
for one
never mind Lance Bass over here I'm much
452
00:31:40,984 --> 00:31:46,022
more interested in you be out here in
barren Pines looking for three gashes
453
00:31:46,024 --> 00:31:50,343
except I think I found two of them and
unless Yahoo serious over here was
454
00:31:50,345 --> 00:31:54,863
wearing a wig and a dress
455
00:31:54,865 --> 00:31:57,223
what the hell
are you talking about
456
00:31:57,225 --> 00:31:57,902
Yahoo serious
457
00:31:57,904 --> 00:32:01,023
that's funny
458
00:32:01,025 --> 00:32:05,732
You robbed from the wrong man and he
paid me you embarrassed him he paid me
459
00:32:05,734 --> 00:32:09,803
that to make an example of you and you
460
00:32:09,805 --> 00:32:11,612
seriously you're gonna start making some
461
00:32:11,614 --> 00:32:13,563
sense here
462
00:32:13,565 --> 00:32:19,743
you mean Yahoo seriously
463
00:32:19,745 --> 00:32:22,863
You're a hit man, is that what you're saying?
464
00:32:22,865 --> 00:32:24,992
you call me shit man you young
465
00:32:24,994 --> 00:32:29,313
people have no respect for your elders
I'm a bounty hunter and I'm mighty proud
466
00:32:29,315 --> 00:32:33,333
of it the only question here is I'm
gonna kill you I'm gonna kill you and
467
00:32:33,335 --> 00:32:37,323
how much am I gonna make you suffer yeah
468
00:32:37,325 --> 00:32:40,022
are you sure you're a bounty hunter
469
00:32:40,024 --> 00:32:45,722
you seem like a comedian to me old man
What makes you think that we're just
470
00:32:45,724 --> 00:32:49,763
gonna stand here and let you do anything
to us
471
00:32:49,765 --> 00:32:51,693
I'm not saying you'll let me do
472
00:32:51,695 --> 00:32:55,742
anything but if you know what's good for
you you're going to cooperate I'm
473
00:32:55,744 --> 00:33:01,172
Wingate Van Ceef I mean Cleef and
and I understand you quite a quite a
474
00:33:01,174 --> 00:33:05,012
handful both of you yeah yeah but but
I've been doing this since I'm 18 and
475
00:33:05,014 --> 00:33:11,263
I've never ever failed
I don't care how bad you girls may think
476
00:33:11,265 --> 00:33:16,723
you are you're never gonna get past me
oh oh no but but I'm not the total
477
00:33:16,725 --> 00:33:21,042
monster I'm gonna give you some choices
you can either find an early demise a
478
00:33:21,044 --> 00:33:25,963
quick and easy early demise or you can
suffer you can suffer it's all your
479
00:33:25,965 --> 00:33:31,423
choice it's all your choice just just
get naked get naked and and let me let
480
00:33:31,425 --> 00:33:36,965
me take a couple of nice pictures and
yeah you're not on the rag are you?
481
00:33:39,225 --> 00:33:40,725
But I got this
482
00:33:43,605 --> 00:33:45,303
nice move Lara Croft
483
00:33:45,305 --> 00:33:54,023
you know what they say about men
with big gun
484
00:33:54,025 --> 00:33:56,885
Where is it? Haha, fuck it
485
00:33:57,345 --> 00:33:58,603
you've made your choice
486
00:33:58,605 --> 00:34:02,785
you are gonna bleed you're gonna have
your period
487
00:34:03,025 --> 00:34:04,705
Ahh, god damn it that hurt
488
00:34:04,765 --> 00:34:06,762
all right now you are in for
489
00:34:06,764 --> 00:34:12,613
now I'm gonna get you I'm gonna cut you
up you're gonna be bleeding just like a
490
00:34:12,615 --> 00:34:16,243
turkey on Thanksgiving yeah yeah I
remember once I was hunting I was
491
00:34:16,245 --> 00:34:26,225
hunting I took a biker I killed him in
the woods yeah ya
492
00:34:28,105 --> 00:34:29,262
He's got a knife Mia
493
00:34:29,264 --> 00:34:30,723
don't want you getting hurt
494
00:34:30,725 --> 00:34:32,052
why should
you have all the fun
495
00:34:32,054 --> 00:34:35,305
I could disarm him from over here
496
00:34:38,405 --> 00:34:40,603
I'm
not sure if you actually have magical
497
00:34:40,605 --> 00:34:42,523
powers Mia
498
00:34:42,525 --> 00:34:45,823
sure I do watch this whoops my boobs
499
00:34:45,825 --> 00:34:47,725
fell out
500
00:34:47,727 --> 00:34:50,105
whoo boobs
501
00:34:52,595 --> 00:34:57,143
what did you do to me what the oh
502
00:34:57,145 --> 00:34:59,463
I beat you and then I tied you to a tree
503
00:34:59,465 --> 00:35:03,703
boy find some help someone get you
504
00:35:03,705 --> 00:35:05,125
you
can't do that
505
00:35:07,985 --> 00:35:11,205
Where are all my guns? They had sentimental value
506
00:35:12,085 --> 00:35:13,603
damned if I know they went
507
00:35:13,605 --> 00:35:16,165
flying in the trees when I kicked them
by
508
00:35:17,105 --> 00:35:17,905
Bye
509
00:35:18,265 --> 00:35:19,045
come on guys
510
00:35:19,525 --> 00:35:20,345
don't you know who I am?
511
00:35:26,485 --> 00:35:28,865
so you wanna see my boobs Oh
512
00:35:29,065 --> 00:35:29,625
No
513
00:35:30,425 --> 00:35:37,365
oh too bad they're awesome oh one more thing
514
00:35:37,845 --> 00:35:39,565
Oh please don't, I had a tough childhood
515
00:35:39,865 --> 00:35:45,665
I told you, my mother, she got in bed with me. It's not my fault. I'm a victim. I was abused
516
00:35:46,345 --> 00:35:51,223
nobody tries to kill me and gets away
with it coming
517
00:35:51,225 --> 00:35:52,985
Stop making out with the perv and let's go
518
00:35:53,365 --> 00:35:53,925
Coming.
519
00:35:54,745 --> 00:35:56,605
Oh major pain
520
00:35:56,825 --> 00:35:57,703
I'm sure we'll make a
521
00:35:57,705 --> 00:36:01,865
nice treat for Daisy's monster out here
pussy
522
00:36:07,825 --> 00:36:09,505
boy these gals sure did make a
523
00:36:09,525 --> 00:36:12,793
getaway didn't they you really think
they made it out this far
524
00:36:12,795 --> 00:36:17,485
that's according to our tipster guess
we'll find out for ourselves
525
00:36:17,494 --> 00:36:22,722
that right there disqualifies them as
being locals if they was from around here and
526
00:36:22,724 --> 00:36:28,783
there's no way they'd be hiding out in
these woods they must not know about the
527
00:36:28,785 --> 00:36:31,683
legend
528
00:36:31,685 --> 00:36:33,323
just thinking the same thing
myself
529
00:36:33,325 --> 00:36:37,403
could be that they just ain't believers
but more than likely they'd stay never
530
00:36:37,405 --> 00:36:38,783
heard of the legend for
531
00:36:38,785 --> 00:36:41,463
right
532
00:36:41,465 --> 00:36:43,103
how about
you son
533
00:36:43,105 --> 00:36:43,845
what
534
00:36:44,585 --> 00:36:45,843
you believer
535
00:36:45,845 --> 00:36:47,723
of course
536
00:36:47,725 --> 00:36:56,633
seen it myself you know the beast the thirsty
beast of barren Pines
537
00:36:56,635 --> 00:36:59,143
what are you guys talking about
538
00:36:59,145 --> 00:37:01,583
sorry we
interrupt your nap there Sleeping Beauty
539
00:37:01,585 --> 00:37:06,533
sorry I must have nodded off it's it's
this job man it's this shit I see it
540
00:37:06,535 --> 00:37:12,263
haunts my nightmares and keeps me up all
night I can't sleep it's the mangled
541
00:37:12,265 --> 00:37:16,943
corpse visions it's the the broken homes
it's it's the orphans
542
00:37:16,945 --> 00:37:26,243
it's the disfigurement of of bodies it's
it's held these homes they're drenched
543
00:37:26,245 --> 00:37:27,723
in blood all right
544
00:37:27,725 --> 00:37:32,053
all right Jesus
Christ we get it you're haunted
545
00:37:32,055 --> 00:37:35,785
anyways we was talking about a minute
ago is a local legend
546
00:37:35,787 --> 00:37:36,923
a local legend you say?
547
00:37:36,925 --> 00:37:45,233
that's right legends of bloodthirsty
beasts of barren Pines turns out
548
00:37:45,235 --> 00:37:52,445
according to the legend these very woods
are home to a vicious creature time forgot
549
00:37:53,445 --> 00:37:56,643
creatures got no business being
alive in this era
550
00:37:56,645 --> 00:37:58,065
wait what the hell are
551
00:37:58,085 --> 00:37:59,483
you talking about
552
00:37:59,485 --> 00:38:01,083
about a cantankerous carnivorous
553
00:38:01,085 --> 00:38:03,103
creature from the Cretaceous
554
00:38:03,105 --> 00:38:04,023
you mean a
555
00:38:04,025 --> 00:38:05,863
that's right City boy
556
00:38:05,865 --> 00:38:09,103
dinosaur
557
00:38:09,105 --> 00:38:13,793
come on that's absurd everybody
knows that dinosaurs were extinct like
558
00:38:13,795 --> 00:38:16,083
what millions of years ago
559
00:38:16,085 --> 00:38:18,923
yeah well
someone forgot to tell this one either
560
00:38:18,925 --> 00:38:24,053
that or he's just stubborn I actually
kind of admire him in a way you know
561
00:38:24,055 --> 00:38:29,813
he's a survivor
we've got no concern for logic science
562
00:38:29,815 --> 00:38:32,383
has to say about his situation
563
00:38:32,385 --> 00:38:34,523
right because he only cares about what a
564
00:38:34,525 --> 00:38:39,293
couple of local rubes say it your town's
bait shop right and and why not after
565
00:38:39,295 --> 00:38:44,153
all they're the ones that created him
right your living legend I mean they're
566
00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:47,033
the ones that keep it going give me a
break they
567
00:38:47,035 --> 00:38:51,053
feed this bullshit to all you're
simple-minded town folk they just little
568
00:38:51,055 --> 00:38:55,523
one more words one more word out of
you dipshit you continue this manhunt on
569
00:38:55,525 --> 00:38:58,583
foot then you can see for yourself what
the beast is about
570
00:38:58,585 --> 00:39:00,233
okay okay I get it
571
00:39:00,235 --> 00:39:06,083
I offended your hometown pride your
rural Pennsylvania fucking dinosaur I
572
00:39:06,085 --> 00:39:08,143
won't even talk about it anymore
573
00:39:08,145 --> 00:39:11,123
good go back to sleep why don't you
574
00:39:11,125 --> 00:39:14,103
I'm actually right now not very tired
575
00:39:14,105 --> 00:39:15,653
well then just duck down so I don't have to
576
00:39:15,655 --> 00:39:18,063
look at you in my rearview
577
00:39:18,065 --> 00:39:20,803
that shit
guys that was harsh
578
00:39:20,805 --> 00:39:22,243
that ain't shit boy
579
00:39:22,245 --> 00:39:26,093
harsh is kicking you out of my fucking
car so you could be torn asunder by two
580
00:39:26,095 --> 00:39:28,465
Terrence stories of prehistoric terror
581
00:39:29,065 --> 00:39:31,885
you know what I'm uh I am actually a
582
00:39:32,085 --> 00:39:33,803
little tired I'm gonna take a nap
583
00:39:33,805 --> 00:39:38,065
good fucking sissy boy
584
00:39:38,885 --> 00:39:40,003
hey uh hey
585
00:39:40,005 --> 00:39:43,803
sheriff do you think I could try Satan's
dick
586
00:39:43,805 --> 00:39:46,185
what the hell you're old enough
587
00:39:47,025 --> 00:39:50,483
you know I've had Christ's balls before I've
never had Satan's dick
588
00:39:50,485 --> 00:39:51,425
it's good stuff
589
00:39:51,505 --> 00:39:55,465
right there hmm
590
00:39:55,875 --> 00:39:59,423
choking on Satan big boy
591
00:39:59,425 --> 00:40:00,803
Satan's Dick isn't for me Sheriff I
592
00:40:00,805 --> 00:40:04,908
think you could have all the Satan's
dick you want
593
00:40:04,910 --> 00:40:07,043
Evelyn you mind if we take
594
00:40:07,045 --> 00:40:07,883
a break
595
00:40:07,885 --> 00:40:09,463
yes I do mind
596
00:40:09,465 --> 00:40:11,693
well then someone
else is gonna have to carry this I'm
597
00:40:11,695 --> 00:40:12,195
done
598
00:40:14,325 --> 00:40:17,603
you can threaten me all you want
I'm talking about physical limitations
599
00:40:17,605 --> 00:40:23,045
here either someone else carries or we
rest it's only fair
600
00:40:23,565 --> 00:40:24,923
very well we'll take
601
00:40:24,925 --> 00:40:26,523
a short break
602
00:40:26,525 --> 00:40:28,083
thank you
603
00:40:28,085 --> 00:40:29,813
where you will rub my neck and
604
00:40:29,815 --> 00:40:30,523
shoulders
605
00:40:30,525 --> 00:40:33,613
what know if anyone deserves a
massage round here it's me
606
00:40:33,615 --> 00:40:39,473
rub and scarlet will carry your bag
next this is generous as I'm gonna get
607
00:40:39,475 --> 00:40:43,925
you're a hell of a lot of fun you know
that Evelyn
608
00:40:53,545 --> 00:40:58,763
oh that feels good
609
00:40:58,765 --> 00:41:02,745
fuck jeez I don't even get a minute
610
00:41:10,875 --> 00:41:15,043
so what exactly is the plan here we're
just gonna keep moving deeper into the
611
00:41:15,045 --> 00:41:18,573
woods until we find another car didn't
sound very logical
612
00:41:18,575 --> 00:41:19,873
ours is not to reason
613
00:41:19,875 --> 00:41:23,323
why ours is but to do and die
614
00:41:23,325 --> 00:41:24,603
cute
615
00:41:24,605 --> 00:41:26,413
we
did all right didn't we it's a pretty
616
00:41:26,415 --> 00:41:29,403
big score back there
617
00:41:29,405 --> 00:41:31,543
I told you I knew
where to hit
618
00:41:31,545 --> 00:41:32,113
yeah it just wasn't the
619
00:41:32,115 --> 00:41:34,383
aftermath that was very well thought out
620
00:41:34,385 --> 00:41:36,943
watch your mouth Ana Maria just keep
621
00:41:36,945 --> 00:41:40,983
doing what I tell you to do and you'll
get your 20%
622
00:41:40,985 --> 00:41:43,693
20% no no no I thought we
623
00:41:43,695 --> 00:41:47,742
were splitting 30 30 40 I mean you get
more because you planned it but Scarlett
624
00:41:47,744 --> 00:41:49,763
and I get the same
625
00:41:49,765 --> 00:41:50,965
Anna
626
00:41:52,465 --> 00:41:58,685
the wheel man or
woman never gets above 20% everybody
627
00:41:58,695 --> 00:42:00,343
knows that
628
00:42:00,345 --> 00:42:04,482
but I am in just as much risk
as you are we all contributed equally to
629
00:42:04,484 --> 00:42:05,883
the act
630
00:42:05,885 --> 00:42:10,063
you didn't you weren't in there
Scarlett and I were you know those guards
631
00:42:10,065 --> 00:42:12,283
had guns we could have died
632
00:42:12,285 --> 00:42:15,133
I could have
been shot driving away I could still be
633
00:42:15,135 --> 00:42:16,943
shot over this
634
00:42:16,945 --> 00:42:20,943
we had to kill people
lots of people
635
00:42:20,945 --> 00:42:22,643
Scarlett
636
00:42:22,645 --> 00:42:24,003
oops
637
00:42:24,005 --> 00:42:24,913
you fucking
638
00:42:24,915 --> 00:42:28,583
killed people I thought you said it went
smoothly
639
00:42:28,585 --> 00:42:30,613
it did but killing did went
640
00:42:30,615 --> 00:42:34,033
smoothly that is it only took one shot
to kill anybody
641
00:42:34,035 --> 00:42:38,503
our aim is right on so in that regard it
did go smoothly
642
00:42:38,505 --> 00:42:39,873
well that is fantastic
643
00:42:39,875 --> 00:42:44,443
now I can get life without parole when
we get busted and you're telling me I'm
644
00:42:44,445 --> 00:42:46,883
only getting a lousy 20%
645
00:42:46,885 --> 00:42:49,503
all you did was
drive the car
646
00:42:49,505 --> 00:42:50,833
and carry the bag and
647
00:42:50,835 --> 00:42:54,845
massage your shoulders and deal with all
your fucking crazy bullshit
648
00:42:55,865 --> 00:42:57,643
I was deceived
649
00:42:57,645 --> 00:43:01,183
well Evelyn and I are
always in and out of prison we're career
650
00:43:01,185 --> 00:43:05,903
criminals and we're violent crazy people
to boot
651
00:43:05,905 --> 00:43:07,603
yeah are you really that
652
00:43:07,605 --> 00:43:12,492
surprised that we deceived you now shut
the fuck up and get back to rubbing
653
00:43:12,494 --> 00:43:14,603
before I get pissed
654
00:43:14,605 --> 00:43:18,985
back to I did
655
00:43:25,065 --> 00:43:28,685
Anna what the fuck are you doing?
656
00:43:48,385 --> 00:43:51,063
take it easy let's not get all crazy
657
00:43:51,065 --> 00:43:54,403
fuck you fuck 20% fuck fucking neck
658
00:43:54,405 --> 00:43:55,805
massages
659
00:44:00,285 --> 00:44:03,185
see you in the funny papers
660
00:44:14,635 --> 00:44:17,603
what a fucking nightmare this has been
661
00:44:17,605 --> 00:44:18,783
yeah just like a nightmare except
662
00:44:18,785 --> 00:44:23,402
nightmares are exciting and sexy
sometimes this fucking blows we're never
663
00:44:23,404 --> 00:44:25,563
getting to our gig tonight
664
00:44:25,565 --> 00:44:27,223
no sight of my
monster
665
00:44:27,225 --> 00:44:29,162
I can't fucking take anymore fuck you want to fight
666
00:44:29,164 --> 00:44:31,412
something fight a god damn tree
they're everywhere we're never getting
667
00:44:31,414 --> 00:44:33,885
out of here I will never seen another
goddamn human being ever
668
00:44:34,565 --> 00:44:36,745
finally people
669
00:44:37,705 --> 00:44:38,583
Who the fuck are you?
670
00:44:38,585 --> 00:44:40,403
None of your fucking business who the fuck are you
671
00:44:40,405 --> 00:44:42,003
Catatonic fuck puppet don't shoot
672
00:44:42,005 --> 00:44:43,923
what
673
00:44:43,925 --> 00:44:47,643
well you know me and
her are this is Daisy Derkins she slays
674
00:44:47,645 --> 00:44:48,623
monsters
675
00:44:48,625 --> 00:44:51,424
what the fuck are you talking
about you're not making any sense
676
00:44:52,205 --> 00:44:57,805
me and her Mia are in a punk rock band
called catatonic fuck puppet this is
677
00:44:57,815 --> 00:45:03,963
Daisy Derkins she slays monsters yeah
678
00:45:03,965 --> 00:45:06,992
fuck I get away from two fucking crazies
679
00:45:06,994 --> 00:45:10,803
and the next people are even
more batshit than they are
680
00:45:10,805 --> 00:45:13,223
what the fuck are you talking about
what's with the gun
681
00:45:13,225 --> 00:45:15,483
I need a car
682
00:45:15,485 --> 00:45:19,085
does it look like we're in a car or cars fucking
useless it broke down way back there
683
00:45:19,745 --> 00:45:24,043
why do you think we're walking
684
00:45:24,045 --> 00:45:27,283
broke down way back there? shit
685
00:45:27,285 --> 00:45:28,843
what
686
00:45:28,845 --> 00:45:29,543
did you um
687
00:45:29,545 --> 00:45:34,016
leave a friend back there to watch your
car and your stuff
688
00:45:34,365 --> 00:45:35,403
well I mean yeah I
689
00:45:35,405 --> 00:45:40,065
mean hex hex back there why?
690
00:45:40,305 --> 00:45:42,545
That's the second oh shit already
691
00:45:42,905 --> 00:45:44,085
what's going on?
692
00:45:44,485 --> 00:45:47,065
Your friend is er
693
00:45:47,445 --> 00:45:49,005
he's what?
694
00:45:50,205 --> 00:45:52,725
your friend is dead I er
695
00:45:53,465 --> 00:45:54,605
Murderer!
696
00:45:55,265 --> 00:45:56,725
no no it wasn't me
697
00:45:57,085 --> 00:45:58,085
take her down
698
00:46:08,145 --> 00:46:10,563
my nigga Daisy
Durkins you might really be a monster
699
00:46:10,565 --> 00:46:13,734
slayer shit
700
00:46:15,565 --> 00:46:17,085
I've got the gun
701
00:46:17,845 --> 00:46:19,523
give me that
702
00:46:19,525 --> 00:46:20,443
hey
703
00:46:20,445 --> 00:46:22,903
you might
hurt yourself or me
704
00:46:22,905 --> 00:46:23,923
this may come as a
705
00:46:23,925 --> 00:46:27,462
shock to you Daisy Durkins but I've
handled a gun before I made a living
706
00:46:27,464 --> 00:46:28,903
like that once
707
00:46:28,905 --> 00:46:32,263
that's so true she's got
a sordid past just chock-full of
708
00:46:32,265 --> 00:46:36,913
chicanery treachery and skullduggery I
love that word
709
00:46:36,915 --> 00:46:42,433
I don't care the gun stays with me I
don't know you well enough and frankly
710
00:46:42,435 --> 00:46:45,163
that's a good thing
my friends have an unfortunate tendency
711
00:46:45,165 --> 00:46:46,983
to come monster Chow
712
00:46:46,985 --> 00:46:49,583
whatever
713
00:46:49,585 --> 00:46:50,593
it's
enough let's see if our new friend is
714
00:46:50,595 --> 00:46:53,325
ready to talk
715
00:46:54,865 --> 00:46:55,885
Talk
716
00:46:59,385 --> 00:47:01,717
You just punch me in the
throat
717
00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:04,505
I'm taking that into consideration
718
00:47:04,515 --> 00:47:07,023
Now give me some answers who are you
719
00:47:07,025 --> 00:47:09,443
my name
is Anna Maria
720
00:47:09,445 --> 00:47:10,363
And why the fuck did you
721
00:47:10,365 --> 00:47:12,783
kill their friend
722
00:47:12,785 --> 00:47:16,783
I didn't kill him
no it wasn't me it was some kind of
723
00:47:16,785 --> 00:47:20,123
creature or something
724
00:47:20,125 --> 00:47:21,783
what'd it look like
725
00:47:21,785 --> 00:47:23,563
I don't know we
726
00:47:23,565 --> 00:47:26,903
didn't see it happened we got here just
after it happened
727
00:47:26,905 --> 00:47:28,643
we who's we
728
00:47:28,645 --> 00:47:30,192
my my
729
00:47:30,194 --> 00:47:38,623
former partners Evelyn and Scarlett
they are psychotic vicious criminals
730
00:47:38,625 --> 00:47:46,633
killers and they're after me look we
should really get out of here like right
731
00:47:46,635 --> 00:47:50,413
now they're hot on my trail and they'll
kill you too I mean they don't care they
732
00:47:50,415 --> 00:47:52,403
are monsters
733
00:47:52,405 --> 00:47:54,983
monsters I can handle
734
00:47:54,985 --> 00:47:58,345
not
this kind they're a whole other breed
735
00:47:58,785 --> 00:47:59,283
what
736
00:47:59,285 --> 00:48:01,205
are they after you for
737
00:48:11,285 --> 00:48:16,245
ain't this the most revolting thing you
seen in a while
738
00:48:20,005 --> 00:48:20,923
definitely ranked pretty
739
00:48:20,925 --> 00:48:24,305
high up there blaze do you think it's
our girls
740
00:48:25,872 --> 00:48:27,125
not a chance
741
00:48:27,135 --> 00:48:33,483
whatever did this certainly was not
human I'd say this was a completely
742
00:48:33,485 --> 00:48:39,163
unrelated incident this poor fellas car
breaks down and he gets out to see if we
743
00:48:39,165 --> 00:48:44,023
can fix it maybe then he gets uh he gets
attacked he gets attacked by some what
744
00:48:44,025 --> 00:48:46,603
kind of wildlife you guys got here blaze
745
00:48:46,605 --> 00:48:49,543
That's sheriff thunders to you son I told you
746
00:48:49,545 --> 00:48:53,263
about the wildlife forgotten here our
conversation in the car
747
00:48:53,265 --> 00:48:59,233
Oh what dinosaurs please I was thinking more
like like like a grizzly bear yeah yeah
748
00:48:59,235 --> 00:48:59,895
grizzly bear
749
00:48:59,897 --> 00:49:02,323
we ain't got no grizzly bears
in these woods
750
00:49:02,325 --> 00:49:05,243
black bears maybe no Grizzlies
751
00:49:05,245 --> 00:49:06,013
oops oh
sorry
752
00:49:06,015 --> 00:49:10,803
dinosaurs yes grizzly bears no how
foolish of me
753
00:49:10,805 --> 00:49:12,223
you done now
754
00:49:12,225 --> 00:49:12,783
yeah I'm done
755
00:49:12,785 --> 00:49:17,483
good good I got a question for you mr.
Harrod you believe in God
756
00:49:17,485 --> 00:49:19,425
I believe there's a higher power than us yes
757
00:49:19,585 --> 00:49:21,863
why is that you ever seen him
758
00:49:21,865 --> 00:49:22,405
no
759
00:49:22,645 --> 00:49:24,323
You talked to him
760
00:49:24,325 --> 00:49:25,443
no
761
00:49:25,445 --> 00:49:27,463
ever been given a
solid shred of evidence that he exists
762
00:49:27,465 --> 00:49:28,243
no again
763
00:49:28,245 --> 00:49:31,963
fine in spite of your belief and
imaginary beings you're still very much
764
00:49:31,965 --> 00:49:37,483
a man of science good I respect that are
all things other than religion you
765
00:49:37,485 --> 00:49:44,385
require some evidence and to that end I
present with you Exhibit A
766
00:49:50,425 --> 00:49:52,465
Hah ha ha, oh yeah
767
00:49:53,785 --> 00:49:55,085
What the
768
00:49:55,505 --> 00:49:56,445
Get off me
769
00:49:57,225 --> 00:49:59,785
When I get up I'm gonna fucking kill you
770
00:50:00,405 --> 00:50:02,525
Fucking kill you, fucking kill you
771
00:50:02,625 --> 00:50:05,183
Fucking kill you and fuck you some more
772
00:50:05,185 --> 00:50:06,225
Somebody help me!
773
00:50:07,645 --> 00:50:08,765
Get off!
774
00:50:08,865 --> 00:50:10,945
I'm gonna fucking kick your ass
775
00:50:22,665 --> 00:50:25,383
here
776
00:50:25,385 --> 00:50:31,105
ha thanks man
Another minute or two and the fucking freak woulda had his dick in me
777
00:50:31,765 --> 00:50:35,105
sorry I couldn'r act sooner you alright?
778
00:50:36,485 --> 00:50:40,423
weren't you wearing pants before
779
00:50:40,425 --> 00:50:46,103
yeah
did you remember earlier than I really
780
00:50:46,105 --> 00:50:50,763
um okay um okay I guess you
781
00:50:50,765 --> 00:50:53,393
I am
consumed by a white-hot intense
782
00:50:53,395 --> 00:50:57,023
berserker rage that will not be quelled
until I personally strangled the last
783
00:50:57,025 --> 00:51:03,025
stinking breath out of that whiny
traitorous bitch anna maria
784
00:51:04,365 --> 00:51:05,443
I feel ya
785
00:51:05,445 --> 00:51:10,825
so let's go find that little dipshit post haste
786
00:51:27,985 --> 00:51:30,703
you
fucking being touched me you know he's
787
00:51:30,705 --> 00:51:32,405
dead now don't worry
788
00:51:32,845 --> 00:51:34,365
what the fuck was that
789
00:51:36,365 --> 00:51:37,845
an inbred hillbilly who'd been exposed
790
00:51:37,855 --> 00:51:41,905
to massive levels of radiation I'm
thinking
791
00:51:42,405 --> 00:51:44,783
yeah I'd go with that I just
792
00:51:44,785 --> 00:51:46,645
hope we don't run into any more
793
00:51:47,145 --> 00:51:47,962
I don't
care if there's a hundred of these
794
00:51:47,964 --> 00:51:52,192
things out here nothing and I mean
nothing will stand in the way of me
795
00:51:52,194 --> 00:51:56,373
exacting my vengeance on Anna Maria
count on it
796
00:51:56,375 --> 00:52:00,605
so anyone else when I carry the giant
sack of money a little heavy
797
00:52:00,785 --> 00:52:03,185
So what are we gonna do with all the money?
798
00:52:03,285 --> 00:52:04,585
we no
799
00:52:04,595 --> 00:52:07,623
that money is mine all of it
800
00:52:07,625 --> 00:52:09,003
my life is gonna be jeopardized because
801
00:52:09,005 --> 00:52:11,083
of this then I deserve a cut -
802
00:52:11,085 --> 00:52:12,003
she's got
a point
803
00:52:12,005 --> 00:52:13,503
you two haven't been through
804
00:52:13,505 --> 00:52:17,063
half the shit I've been through over
that
805
00:52:17,065 --> 00:52:18,213
okay so you get a bigger cut than
806
00:52:18,215 --> 00:52:20,403
me but I'm just saying I think I deserve
a little something
807
00:52:20,405 --> 00:52:21,303
you deserve a
808
00:52:21,305 --> 00:52:24,383
steel-toed boot to the twat that's what
you deserve mmm
809
00:52:24,385 --> 00:52:24,883
snap
810
00:52:24,885 --> 00:52:26,403
Oh cute care to see
811
00:52:26,405 --> 00:52:28,065
what I think you deserve
812
00:52:28,565 --> 00:52:29,885
what the fuck
813
00:52:30,045 --> 00:52:31,588
Mia where did you get that
814
00:52:31,590 --> 00:52:32,125
it's mine
815
00:52:32,135 --> 00:52:33,663
I always have a gun on me
816
00:52:33,665 --> 00:52:35,732
I didn't
know that wait so you don't have a
817
00:52:35,734 --> 00:52:37,883
cellphone but you always have a gun on
you
818
00:52:37,885 --> 00:52:39,273
no phones is part of our image
819
00:52:39,275 --> 00:52:43,605
nobody ever said anything about guns I
have enemies I need protection
820
00:52:44,305 --> 00:52:45,425
Fair enough
821
00:52:45,925 --> 00:52:50,703
Put the gun away Mia there are no disputes
here this money doesn't belong to any of
822
00:52:50,705 --> 00:52:54,545
us and as soon as we find a phone or a
town we're turning it in
823
00:52:55,425 --> 00:52:55,943
who appointed
824
00:52:55,945 --> 00:52:59,385
you leader this outfit I think there
should be a discussion about this
825
00:53:00,165 --> 00:53:00,962
right
826
00:53:00,964 --> 00:53:05,423
clearly I'm the leader here I write the
lyrics you know
827
00:53:05,425 --> 00:53:07,423
shut up
828
00:53:07,425 --> 00:53:08,553
Daisy there's a
829
00:53:08,555 --> 00:53:11,763
ton of money in that bag do you think
I'm just gonna give it all away then
830
00:53:11,765 --> 00:53:13,763
you're a fucking moron
831
00:53:13,765 --> 00:53:15,903
you heard what Ana Maria said there are
832
00:53:15,905 --> 00:53:17,463
dangerous people after that money
833
00:53:17,465 --> 00:53:18,603
They never met me yet
834
00:53:18,605 --> 00:53:22,923
I'll show them six sides of dangerous
they've never even heard of
835
00:53:22,925 --> 00:53:24,242
still it's
836
00:53:24,244 --> 00:53:25,223
wrong
837
00:53:25,225 --> 00:53:28,113
who are you to tell me what's
wrong the fucking morality police I
838
00:53:28,115 --> 00:53:33,445
don't fucking care I've devoted my whole
existence to doing what's wrong
839
00:53:34,145 --> 00:53:34,765
you're
840
00:53:34,775 --> 00:53:36,843
not taking that money Mia
841
00:53:36,845 --> 00:53:38,583
why the fuck
are we carrying it around if you don't
842
00:53:38,585 --> 00:53:40,743
want it why not just leave it here
843
00:53:40,745 --> 00:53:42,333
because those girls aren't getting it
844
00:53:42,335 --> 00:53:43,265
either
845
00:53:44,125 --> 00:53:47,222
I hate you all of a sudden is
there something else you should be doing
846
00:53:47,224 --> 00:53:50,983
shouldn't you be hunting monsters or
something
847
00:53:50,985 --> 00:53:51,962
I'm multitasking
848
00:53:51,964 --> 00:53:56,703
if I can kill a three-headed dog monster
then what chance do you sand?
849
00:53:56,705 --> 00:54:01,283
I don't care how tough you think you are one
bullet and you're out of my way for good
850
00:54:01,285 --> 00:54:07,163
try me just fucking try me watch what
happens to you
851
00:54:07,165 --> 00:54:09,393
what now Daisy Derkins
852
00:54:09,395 --> 00:54:12,683
back-to-back fire at 20 paces
853
00:54:12,685 --> 00:54:16,023
now why go
through all those formal theatrics when
854
00:54:16,025 --> 00:54:18,243
when I can just take you out in one second
855
00:54:18,245 --> 00:54:19,805
So this is an official challenge then?
856
00:54:20,225 --> 00:54:21,265
Winner take all
857
00:54:21,605 --> 00:54:23,425
no winner is taking back
858
00:54:24,845 --> 00:54:25,965
Damn she's quick
859
00:54:26,825 --> 00:54:27,665
My turn
860
00:54:28,805 --> 00:54:29,625
Oh fuck
861
00:54:35,485 --> 00:54:35,985
Shit
862
00:54:36,605 --> 00:54:38,445
What the hell is that thing?
863
00:54:39,365 --> 00:54:40,645
A fucking dinosaur
864
00:54:41,565 --> 00:54:43,003
Not just any dinosaur
865
00:54:43,005 --> 00:54:45,445
The blood thirstly beatst from Barren Pines
866
00:54:46,445 --> 00:54:50,043
You're a fucking monster slayer, fucking do something
867
00:54:50,045 --> 00:54:51,523
Wasn't I just fighting you?
868
00:54:51,525 --> 00:54:53,285
I thought you said you can multitask
869
00:55:04,225 --> 00:55:06,145
You wanna give me a hand here?
870
00:55:06,625 --> 00:55:08,785
We can finish our business after
871
00:55:09,665 --> 00:55:11,045
Shoot it Mia
872
00:55:12,985 --> 00:55:16,665
As soon as this thing falls, Daisy comes tumbling after
873
00:55:19,185 --> 00:55:20,305
What is all that?
874
00:55:20,805 --> 00:55:22,225
Fucking war's going on
875
00:55:23,225 --> 00:55:24,025
Come on guys
876
00:55:30,445 --> 00:55:33,165
Don't drop the bag what's wrong with you?
877
00:55:33,925 --> 00:55:35,785
fine have it your way
878
00:55:37,265 --> 00:55:38,785
Now it's all mine again
879
00:55:55,665 --> 00:55:58,025
Vex come here
880
00:56:01,805 --> 00:56:04,343
let's let Buffy handle
this one that's our thing right monsters
881
00:56:04,345 --> 00:56:07,385
She'll be fine let's run back and see
if that money's still there
882
00:56:08,155 --> 00:56:09,163
and if annamaria has it
883
00:56:09,165 --> 00:56:11,425
I've got plenty of
bullets left
884
00:56:41,605 --> 00:56:48,003
it sound like like a gunfight was going
on but this girl did not die fr om any
885
00:56:48,005 --> 00:56:49,923
gunfire
886
00:56:49,925 --> 00:56:52,674
no she did not
887
00:56:58,565 --> 00:57:01,603
it's not like last one don''t
888
00:57:01,605 --> 00:57:04,705
it does
exactly but but all that gunfire
889
00:57:05,045 --> 00:57:05,545
futile
890
00:57:05,555 --> 00:57:11,043
attempt to save herself yep all those
bullets couldn't save her and I don't
891
00:57:11,045 --> 00:57:14,673
see no damn creature carcass around so
whatever killed her survived that
892
00:57:14,675 --> 00:57:19,983
hellacious barrage of gunfire so you
still think it's some black bear some
893
00:57:19,985 --> 00:57:22,263
some poor kids
894
00:57:22,265 --> 00:57:24,223
I don't know
895
00:57:24,225 --> 00:57:26,373
come on man it's the second one today
896
00:57:26,375 --> 00:57:29,463
you ain't ready to start believing in
monsters
897
00:57:29,465 --> 00:57:32,275
monsters
898
00:57:43,195 --> 00:57:46,833
well shit looks like she can't argue
about who gets the money now
899
00:57:46,835 --> 00:57:50,843
good I don't like her anyway
900
00:57:50,845 --> 00:57:53,553
I kind of
like her, I mean no not her personality
901
00:57:53,555 --> 00:57:57,025
obviously I did kind of want to just
like dip my dick in it though
902
00:57:58,145 --> 00:57:58,965
typical
903
00:57:58,975 --> 00:58:01,413
okay
well let's grab that bag before another
904
00:58:01,415 --> 00:58:03,583
dinosaur comes out and tries eat us
905
00:58:03,585 --> 00:58:05,223
I
know it wasn't that some shit you don't
906
00:58:05,225 --> 00:58:07,223
see anything like that every day
907
00:58:07,225 --> 00:58:09,325
no you don't now let's
908
00:58:10,205 --> 00:58:12,385
again
909
00:58:47,865 --> 00:58:54,765
hey hey you okay
there have some of this
910
00:58:55,365 --> 00:58:56,505
It's empty
911
00:59:10,225 --> 00:59:17,805
hey wake up hey okay
912
00:59:27,445 --> 00:59:34,685
come with me oh come on come with me
913
00:59:46,425 --> 00:59:47,465
Oh fuck
914
00:59:47,765 --> 00:59:54,785
why
me I have the worst fucking luck vex vex
915
00:59:54,795 --> 00:59:56,543
are you here
916
00:59:56,545 --> 00:59:58,823
yeah yeah I'm here
917
00:59:58,825 --> 01:00:00,543
are you alright
918
01:00:00,545 --> 01:00:02,892
no I am NOT all right
919
01:00:02,894 --> 01:00:04,503
you're alive though
920
01:00:04,505 --> 01:00:07,894
well yeah I am alive
921
01:00:11,464 --> 01:00:18,992
can you see can you see better than me
can you see if those fuckers are still
922
01:00:18,994 --> 01:00:21,923
here
923
01:00:21,925 --> 01:00:27,165
I can see all around the
room but I don't see them anywhere
924
01:00:28,025 --> 01:00:28,523
what
925
01:00:28,525 --> 01:00:30,485
do you see
926
01:00:39,745 --> 01:00:41,645
nothing a note really
927
01:00:42,145 --> 01:00:44,665
fuck
heck got off easy one bite from that
928
01:00:44,674 --> 01:00:49,703
dinosaur and that had at the end of him
at least he went quick
929
01:00:49,705 --> 01:00:57,634
who knows what these fuckers are going
to do to us shit I always attract these
930
01:00:57,785 --> 01:01:06,065
weird was don't I uh well I guess I kind
of bring it upon myself really
931
01:01:06,845 --> 01:01:07,345
Mia
932
01:01:07,354 --> 01:01:13,773
there's a there's this that's something
I've always wanted to tell you what
933
01:01:13,775 --> 01:01:15,443
you're gay
934
01:01:15,445 --> 01:01:17,543
no it's
935
01:01:17,545 --> 01:01:18,572
ah don't tell me you
love me
936
01:01:18,574 --> 01:01:23,263
please have some dignity for fuck's sake
937
01:01:23,265 --> 01:01:26,253
I don't know I just I think I should say
938
01:01:26,255 --> 01:01:29,743
something deep and heartfelt right about
now
939
01:01:29,745 --> 01:01:31,443
we're not dead yet vex so why don't
940
01:01:31,445 --> 01:01:35,325
you keep that deep and heartfelt shit to
yourself okay
941
01:01:35,925 --> 01:01:37,123
I know we're not dead yet
942
01:01:37,125 --> 01:01:43,985
that's why we should say this shit now
well what you can before were dead
943
01:01:44,325 --> 01:01:45,025
maybe
944
01:01:45,035 --> 01:01:47,883
Daisy Derkins will show up and save the
day
945
01:01:47,885 --> 01:01:49,712
oh you mean the girl you tried to
946
01:01:49,714 --> 01:01:55,103
shoot who he last saw being chased into
the woods by a fucking Allosaurus
947
01:01:55,105 --> 01:01:59,905
It could happen come on man we found our way
I'd worse shit than this right
948
01:02:00,365 --> 01:02:01,323
no we really
949
01:02:01,325 --> 01:02:06,543
haven't this this is about as bad as it
gets
950
01:02:06,545 --> 01:02:12,125
fuck man you sure you can't wiggle your
way out of that
951
01:02:16,305 --> 01:02:17,745
Wait I hear something
952
01:02:18,125 --> 01:02:19,225
what is it
953
01:02:19,235 --> 01:02:21,003
I think it's them
954
01:02:21,005 --> 01:02:22,185
fuck
955
01:02:23,285 --> 01:02:25,685
it'll be alright
956
01:02:34,435 --> 01:02:38,703
shit they still out
957
01:02:38,705 --> 01:02:40,103
looks like
958
01:02:40,105 --> 01:02:43,083
balls
ain't is much fun when they out just
959
01:02:43,085 --> 01:02:47,695
make the most of what we got I reckon
960
01:02:49,585 --> 01:02:51,463
fuck you
961
01:02:51,465 --> 01:02:56,153
BAM that woke you up right
quick now didn't it
962
01:02:56,155 --> 01:03:01,233
fuck you you fucking mutant you still
fucking in bred you probably dead soon
963
01:03:01,235 --> 01:03:02,985
anyway
964
01:03:03,405 --> 01:03:08,863
but not before we eat you and fuck your girlfriend
965
01:03:08,865 --> 01:03:12,263
you'll
never get to chance
966
01:03:12,265 --> 01:03:13,463
I got a chance to do
967
01:03:13,465 --> 01:03:25,725
both right now you stupid son bitch we
got you and her tied up real nice and what the fuck are you gonna do about it?
968
01:03:26,045 --> 01:03:29,373
She's a witch if you tried it if you trying to
kill us
969
01:03:29,375 --> 01:03:32,003
she'll put a curse on you
970
01:03:32,005 --> 01:03:37,463
I'm already cursed
let me tell you something boy
971
01:03:37,465 --> 01:03:42,813
pay attention when I'm talking to you
he's a nice boy but he doesn't listen to
972
01:03:42,815 --> 01:03:52,713
a word you say what's the worst that she
could do to me consider all this shit
973
01:03:52,715 --> 01:04:00,683
God did to me already what kill me well
probably a good thing
974
01:04:00,685 --> 01:04:05,333
yeah not just for me but for the whole
world
975
01:04:05,335 --> 01:04:11,573
are you done you're arguing cuz I'm
getting mighty hunger you hear me too
976
01:04:11,575 --> 01:04:17,155
and I'm not done arguing I have a
977
01:04:17,325 --> 01:04:18,765
Die, just fucking die
978
01:04:29,915 --> 01:04:36,073
why do you gotta talk to em like that they
just food does a puma talk to a hare
979
01:04:36,075 --> 01:04:41,113
before he eats it does an owl talk to a mouse before he eats
980
01:04:41,115 --> 01:04:44,923
just a bloodthirsty Beast the barren
Pines talk to anybody before he eats
981
01:04:44,925 --> 01:04:49,183
them don't try to act like you're better
than they are you ain't you know you're
982
01:04:49,185 --> 01:04:52,783
the predator they're the prey don't try
to make it into something more than it
983
01:04:52,785 --> 01:04:55,003
really is
984
01:04:55,005 --> 01:05:00,793
sheesh sorry now you want to eat first
985
01:05:00,795 --> 01:05:03,263
you won't fuck
986
01:05:03,265 --> 01:05:07,513
let's eat first not like
she's going anywhere and I can't fuck on
987
01:05:07,515 --> 01:05:09,243
an empty stomach
988
01:05:09,245 --> 01:05:12,963
well cut the pieces off
you want then
989
01:05:12,965 --> 01:05:14,585
right
990
01:05:24,985 --> 01:05:33,685
my that Satan's dick is mighty tasty
mm-hmm I can't believe he dead
991
01:05:34,425 --> 01:05:36,525
you think I'm lying?
992
01:05:36,805 --> 01:05:38,523
I saw
993
01:05:38,525 --> 01:05:41,443
no it's just you know he was
994
01:05:41,445 --> 01:05:44,223
always a tough son bitch
995
01:05:44,225 --> 01:05:47,743
they had guns
he didn't that's what he gets for going
996
01:05:47,745 --> 01:05:50,365
out unarmed
997
01:05:50,745 --> 01:05:56,443
poor fella ain't gonna be the
same around here without him you know
998
01:05:56,445 --> 01:06:03,543
this always been the tree of us since ma died
999
01:06:03,545 --> 01:06:07,753
don't you go bringing up
ma again you know how misty eyed I
1000
01:06:07,755 --> 01:06:09,345
get
1001
01:06:09,845 --> 01:06:10,765
sorry
1002
01:06:12,845 --> 01:06:21,453
hey damn she was a beautiful
woman she shot him in the back you know
1003
01:06:21,455 --> 01:06:25,243
he never saw it coming
1004
01:06:25,245 --> 01:06:28,093
you think it was
these two what killed him
1005
01:06:28,095 --> 01:06:32,533
well there's no real way of knowing for
sure but that's how we're gonna play
1006
01:06:32,535 --> 01:06:36,133
this out
cuz it's more fun that way let me tell
1007
01:06:36,135 --> 01:06:42,343
you nothing beats to go to hate fuck
mm-hmm
1008
01:06:42,345 --> 01:06:44,293
so you want go first
1009
01:06:44,295 --> 01:06:51,285
of course I want to go first I don't want
your sloppy seconds
1010
01:06:52,245 --> 01:06:53,345
now you just stand
1011
01:06:53,355 --> 01:06:55,363
there and watch
1012
01:06:55,365 --> 01:06:59,443
I like to watch
besides you could take the wet hole and
1013
01:06:59,445 --> 01:07:07,805
I can take the dry hole problem solved no
sloppy seconds around here
1014
01:07:35,665 --> 01:07:36,905
watch
1015
01:07:38,585 --> 01:07:42,665
here she is
morning cupcake
1016
01:07:43,685 --> 01:07:45,242
get your fucking figure out of me
1017
01:07:45,244 --> 01:07:49,892
oh you don't like that and you're really
gonna hate the next few hours
1018
01:07:49,894 --> 01:07:52,423
look you want the money take it
1019
01:07:52,425 --> 01:07:53,626
I
already got that
1020
01:07:53,628 --> 01:07:54,765
fine fuck me then
1021
01:07:54,905 --> 01:07:57,513
if that's all you need to do
I'm in the indie punk scene I'm sure it's
1022
01:07:57,515 --> 01:08:02,132
probably something it as disgusting as
you before of course I would've been
1023
01:08:02,134 --> 01:08:05,923
drunk at the time, is there some whiskey
1024
01:08:05,925 --> 01:08:09,243
no I got nothing to dull the effect I
1025
01:08:09,245 --> 01:08:13,624
want you to experience every second I
want you to hate every second of this
1026
01:08:13,765 --> 01:08:17,223
dee dee guys like you before just get it
over with
1027
01:08:17,225 --> 01:08:22,742
oh no no you don't want us to rush this
once we're done here we're gonna cut you
1028
01:08:22,744 --> 01:08:25,663
all up and eat you like we did with
your boyfriend
1029
01:08:25,665 --> 01:08:26,972
okay that right there I
1030
01:08:26,974 --> 01:08:28,623
have a problem with
1031
01:08:28,625 --> 01:08:31,943
what can I say
payback's a bitch
1032
01:08:31,945 --> 01:08:34,243
payback what I ever do to you?
1033
01:08:34,245 --> 01:08:36,743
you killed our brother in the
woods
1034
01:08:36,745 --> 01:08:37,903
no I didn't
1035
01:08:37,905 --> 01:08:39,063
yes you did
1036
01:08:39,065 --> 01:08:40,323
I didn't
1037
01:08:40,325 --> 01:08:42,445
yes you did
1038
01:09:12,185 --> 01:09:13,085
bitch!
1039
01:09:13,685 --> 01:09:14,645
Is he alright?
1040
01:09:14,805 --> 01:09:17,243
he's dead and you're about to join him
1041
01:09:17,245 --> 01:09:18,463
Daisy Derkins is that you
1042
01:09:18,465 --> 01:09:20,565
yes now be quiet
1043
01:09:21,005 --> 01:09:21,985
Alright
1044
01:09:22,325 --> 01:09:26,943
you got me you got me Missy
I surrender
1045
01:09:26,945 --> 01:09:29,563
Come here then, I got a cuff for ya
1046
01:09:29,565 --> 01:09:30,623
er you have cuffs
1047
01:09:30,625 --> 01:09:34,185
quickly don't make me
come to you
1048
01:09:40,625 --> 01:09:42,083
wait you can't just let
1049
01:09:42,085 --> 01:09:44,152
him surrender kill that sick
motherfucker
1050
01:09:44,154 --> 01:09:48,483
he killed vex and he put his fucking
finger in me
1051
01:09:48,485 --> 01:09:50,273
is that true you killed him
1052
01:09:50,275 --> 01:09:54,383
yep ate him too
1053
01:09:54,385 --> 01:09:56,385
oh no I was too late for
him
1054
01:09:56,765 --> 01:09:57,262
right
1055
01:09:57,264 --> 01:10:00,952
that's why you have to fucking kill this guy
he ate vex and he would have eaten me
1056
01:10:00,954 --> 01:10:03,123
too
sexually and otherwise
1057
01:10:03,125 --> 01:10:04,083
you eat people
1058
01:10:04,085 --> 01:10:07,985
I sure do why don't you put down that
knife and I'll show ya
1059
01:10:08,385 --> 01:10:09,383
see he fuckin
1060
01:10:09,385 --> 01:10:13,372
eats people Daisy he isn't human he's a
monster look at him
1061
01:10:13,374 --> 01:10:17,685
now do your job and slay him you killed
his brother what's one more
1062
01:10:19,265 --> 01:10:19,905
but this
1063
01:10:19,914 --> 01:10:25,162
one's willing to surrender it's against
the hero code to kill anyone who wants
1064
01:10:25,164 --> 01:10:26,963
to surrender
1065
01:10:26,965 --> 01:10:30,503
those rules don't apply
here he isn't a soldier with a family at
1066
01:10:30,505 --> 01:10:32,543
home
he's a predatory monstrosity that will
1067
01:10:32,545 --> 01:10:36,783
keep raping and killing until we do
something about it right now
1068
01:10:36,785 --> 01:10:38,303
man this is
1069
01:10:38,305 --> 01:10:46,165
a tough call he eats people and uh does
appear more troll-like than human
1070
01:10:46,705 --> 01:10:50,225
just gimme a minute here, let me try to figure this out
1071
01:11:00,545 --> 01:11:07,823
what's going on Daisy
could you maybe just un tie first just
1072
01:11:07,825 --> 01:11:14,103
in case you don't win this Quite Mia I'm working, I'll be with you in a minute
1073
01:11:14,105 --> 01:11:19,625
I hope so
1074
01:11:22,285 --> 01:11:24,863
Now I got you
1075
01:11:24,865 --> 01:11:30,773
lucky me and with my brother's gone I
could have you both all to myself
1076
01:11:30,775 --> 01:11:36,023
oh you fight good Missy you fire real
good but I want you to save some of that
1077
01:11:36,025 --> 01:11:38,873
spunk for when I have you bait over my
workbench
1078
01:11:38,875 --> 01:11:41,805
and I can't wait to see what you taste like
1079
01:11:42,945 --> 01:11:44,085
Eat this
1080
01:11:46,285 --> 01:11:47,465
What the fuck
1081
01:11:59,345 --> 01:12:01,483
Daisy are you still alive
1082
01:12:01,485 --> 01:12:02,883
what's happening
1083
01:12:02,885 --> 01:12:06,043
he's dead they're both
dead it's all over
1084
01:12:06,045 --> 01:12:10,663
awesome thank you so much can you untie me now
1085
01:12:10,665 --> 01:12:12,623
depends are you gonna try
1086
01:12:12,625 --> 01:12:13,903
and kill me again
1087
01:12:13,905 --> 01:12:16,283
oh come on don't play
around like that you know you're here to
1088
01:12:16,285 --> 01:12:18,703
save me what else would you be here for
1089
01:12:18,705 --> 01:12:20,693
I was actually here more for vex and
1090
01:12:20,695 --> 01:12:22,143
the money
1091
01:12:22,145 --> 01:12:24,983
but you're a hero that's what
heroes do this is how you prove that
1092
01:12:24,985 --> 01:12:28,973
you're better than me like when he man
would see if Skeletor sometimes like I
1093
01:12:28,975 --> 01:12:32,423
know I may be an evil bitch but I'm
still human being
1094
01:12:32,425 --> 01:12:34,133
relax I'm gonna get
1095
01:12:34,135 --> 01:12:37,343
you out here I just want to see you
squirm for a minute
1096
01:12:37,345 --> 01:12:38,573
oh that's funny
1097
01:12:38,575 --> 01:12:41,043
that's really funny
1098
01:12:41,045 --> 01:12:44,145
hold still
1099
01:12:49,844 --> 01:12:53,843
thank you seriously
1100
01:12:53,845 --> 01:12:55,243
no more funny
business
1101
01:12:55,245 --> 01:12:57,472
I promise I'll be a good girl
1102
01:12:57,474 --> 01:12:59,843
you sure about Vex?
1103
01:12:59,845 --> 01:13:02,362
yeah I don't want to
talk about it let's get out of this
1104
01:13:02,364 --> 01:13:04,403
place it makes my skin crawl
1105
01:13:04,405 --> 01:13:06,463
of course
where's the money
1106
01:13:06,465 --> 01:13:07,403
I don't know I
1107
01:13:07,405 --> 01:13:10,083
couldn't really see what they were doing
1108
01:13:10,085 --> 01:13:17,835
here it is better grab this too
1109
01:13:27,825 --> 01:13:31,425
again I'm sorry I couldn't have made it
sooner
1110
01:13:33,005 --> 01:13:35,705
I guess that's the end of catatonic fuck puppet
1111
01:13:35,825 --> 01:13:39,465
yes fingers the first time in my life that
ever made a somewhat legitimate attempt
1112
01:13:39,475 --> 01:13:43,793
of making money
look what happens drummer gets eaten by
1113
01:13:43,795 --> 01:13:48,265
a dinosaur singer gets eaten by backwards cannibals
1114
01:13:49,025 --> 01:13:49,905
it's awful
1115
01:13:49,915 --> 01:13:54,833
I have no real marketable skills no
expensive education this whole punk rock
1116
01:13:54,835 --> 01:13:59,953
thing was like my only shot at making a
living without breaking any major laws
1117
01:13:59,955 --> 01:14:03,283
think weapons of ass destruction might
take you back
1118
01:14:03,285 --> 01:14:04,823
nah that ship has sunk
1119
01:14:04,825 --> 01:14:07,313
anyway I don't want to talk about this
anymore
1120
01:14:07,315 --> 01:14:09,043
it's depressing
1121
01:14:09,045 --> 01:14:10,043
okay
1122
01:14:10,045 --> 01:14:12,443
now we're right
back to where it all started wandering
1123
01:14:12,445 --> 01:14:17,033
the woods looking for a car or town
probably no closer to either than when
1124
01:14:17,035 --> 01:14:18,903
we first picked you up
1125
01:14:18,905 --> 01:14:21,965
I know
sucks doesn't it
1126
01:14:23,525 --> 01:14:24,503
and it's about to get a
1127
01:14:24,505 --> 01:14:27,903
whole lot suckier for you
1128
01:14:27,905 --> 01:14:32,573
ah Anna
Maria's friends I presume I was
1129
01:14:32,575 --> 01:14:36,443
wondering when you'd show up
you're too late though
1130
01:14:36,445 --> 01:14:37,925
she's dead
1131
01:14:38,185 --> 01:14:43,083
right she died and then you tried stealing the
money
1132
01:14:43,085 --> 01:14:45,345
dinosaur eat her so I took the
1133
01:14:45,355 --> 01:14:47,363
money
it wasn't stealing anymore on account of
1134
01:14:47,365 --> 01:14:50,345
her being eaten by the dinosaur dinosaur
1135
01:14:50,485 --> 01:14:51,325
Dinosaur
1136
01:14:51,885 --> 01:14:52,485
I'm sorry
1137
01:14:52,495 --> 01:14:58,423
the bloodthirsty beast of barren Pines
ever heard of it no
1138
01:14:58,425 --> 01:15:00,013
I doubt it
1139
01:15:00,015 --> 01:15:04,023
anyway after you tried stealing the
money
1140
01:15:04,025 --> 01:15:05,543
I need to explain how I wasn't
1141
01:15:05,545 --> 01:15:07,963
stealing again
1142
01:15:07,965 --> 01:15:11,403
it is stealing because
it's mine
1143
01:15:11,405 --> 01:15:14,513
ours we stole it first
1144
01:15:14,515 --> 01:15:19,763
and are you sure Anna Maria's dead
1145
01:15:19,765 --> 01:15:21,743
positive she couldn't handle the
1146
01:15:21,745 --> 01:15:26,223
bloodthirsty beast of barren Pines
that's what Daisy Derkins is for
1147
01:15:26,225 --> 01:15:26,963
fuck I
1148
01:15:26,965 --> 01:15:34,073
was really looking forward to murdering
that cunt oh well did she die
1149
01:15:34,075 --> 01:15:34,923
painfully
1150
01:15:34,925 --> 01:15:38,563
yeah it looked pretty gruesome
1151
01:15:38,565 --> 01:15:40,603
okay well I'll just have to find a
1152
01:15:40,605 --> 01:15:43,105
quantum of solace in that I guess
1153
01:15:44,045 --> 01:15:46,205
well sorry didn't get to kill your
1154
01:15:46,215 --> 01:15:48,483
friend
see ya
1155
01:15:48,485 --> 01:15:50,233
oh wait just a minute there
1156
01:15:50,235 --> 01:15:53,325
princess there's still the
issue of the money
1157
01:15:53,745 --> 01:15:54,485
damn I was hoping
1158
01:15:54,495 --> 01:15:56,203
you'd forget
1159
01:15:56,205 --> 01:15:59,623
and I got so worked up over
killing Anna Maria I just have to kill
1160
01:15:59,625 --> 01:16:03,543
somebody just to make the urges go away
1161
01:16:03,545 --> 01:16:05,413
a fight to the death is that what this
1162
01:16:05,415 --> 01:16:07,423
is building up to
1163
01:16:07,425 --> 01:16:11,383
mmm nah I think I'll
just shoot you and your friend I'm just
1164
01:16:11,385 --> 01:16:13,025
- too
1165
01:16:15,205 --> 01:16:16,803
too what
1166
01:16:16,805 --> 01:16:19,985
I'm too fuckin furious
1167
01:17:06,545 --> 01:17:09,423
should we be fighting too
1168
01:17:09,425 --> 01:17:11,143
probably
1169
01:17:11,145 --> 01:17:13,842
okay
cuz uh not not really feeling it
1170
01:17:13,844 --> 01:17:15,643
nope
1171
01:17:15,645 --> 01:17:19,423
no I've had I've just had the worst
day of my life my bandmates were eaten I've
1172
01:17:19,425 --> 01:17:23,443
been chased by a dinosaur
I was fingered by a fucking mutant and
1173
01:17:23,445 --> 01:17:26,903
I'd been walking around all day I'm just
exhausted
1174
01:17:26,905 --> 01:17:28,563
I was hitin the face with a
1175
01:17:28,565 --> 01:17:33,505
large stick felt up by a mutant I mean your day
sounds probably worse
1176
01:17:33,965 --> 01:17:34,805
I mean it's not at
1177
01:17:34,815 --> 01:17:38,623
all I'm an adverse to hurting people
because no that is that is one of my
1178
01:17:38,625 --> 01:17:43,385
favorite things but just today it's just
not one of those days
1179
01:17:43,745 --> 01:17:44,503
right no I
1180
01:17:44,505 --> 01:17:49,825
understand but then again you really
want that money don't you
1181
01:17:50,545 --> 01:17:51,523
yeah that's
1182
01:17:51,525 --> 01:17:56,503
another thing see if I step in and help
Daisy right now that money's going to
1183
01:17:56,505 --> 01:18:00,600
go right back where it came from because
Daisy's a do-gooder
1184
01:18:00,602 --> 01:18:01,693
oh then what the
1185
01:18:01,695 --> 01:18:07,333
fuck are you doing with her that's not
you listen we've got an opening in our
1186
01:18:07,335 --> 01:18:09,203
gang
1187
01:18:09,205 --> 01:18:10,143
so I've heard
1188
01:18:10,145 --> 01:18:12,822
so now it's
initiation time you say yourself your
1189
01:18:12,824 --> 01:18:18,493
bandmates are dead so that dream is over
if it ever was one so now you really
1190
01:18:18,495 --> 01:18:24,043
want that money you're not gonna get it
on Team Daisy so join us and then the
1191
01:18:24,045 --> 01:18:28,823
day is not a total loss hmm
1192
01:18:28,825 --> 01:18:31,703
that
certainly is a good pitch
1193
01:18:31,705 --> 01:18:32,985
thank you
1194
01:18:33,610 --> 01:18:34,243
the
1195
01:18:34,245 --> 01:18:38,903
thing is daisy saved my life
1196
01:18:38,905 --> 01:18:40,603
don't tell me
you've never double-cross somebody
1197
01:18:40,605 --> 01:18:41,923
before
1198
01:18:41,925 --> 01:18:47,802
well duh but you know it's just
today I'm just feeling more emotional
1199
01:18:47,804 --> 01:18:48,443
than usual
1200
01:18:48,445 --> 01:18:53,143
the choice is simple either
get rich quick or die along with Daisy
1201
01:18:53,145 --> 01:18:54,583
do gooder
1202
01:18:54,585 --> 01:18:57,025
mmm
1203
01:19:05,085 --> 01:19:08,085
I can't believe it guys we've been out
here almost all day to ever come across
1204
01:19:08,094 --> 01:19:10,043
a single living person
1205
01:19:10,045 --> 01:19:12,562
believe it city
boy we could be out here a whole month
1206
01:19:12,564 --> 01:19:16,702
and not see a single damn footprint
amazing we even found as much as we have
1207
01:19:16,704 --> 01:19:21,502
can't you like radio for a chopper so we
can get a better survey the landscape we
1208
01:19:21,504 --> 01:19:23,663
could be stuck the rest of our lives out
here
1209
01:19:23,665 --> 01:19:25,193
sounds just fine to me
1210
01:19:25,195 --> 01:19:26,683
it does
1211
01:19:26,685 --> 01:19:30,952
sure I'm thinking about doing
just that for a while now once I retire
1212
01:19:30,954 --> 01:19:36,492
have a little place out here in the
woods away from all the decay and
1213
01:19:36,494 --> 01:19:43,483
fucking corruption of the civilized
world look at this place it's beautiful
1214
01:19:43,485 --> 01:19:49,985
I'd love to live the rest of my life out
here a man can breathe out here
1215
01:19:50,425 --> 01:19:52,343
And what about the beast
1216
01:19:52,345 --> 01:19:55,983
I'm sure he agrees
with me
1217
01:19:55,985 --> 01:19:57,585
never mind
1218
01:19:58,065 --> 01:20:02,903
you know what I sure the hell couldn't live out here I need a
little more action and excitement
1219
01:20:02,905 --> 01:20:06,592
you know I'm thinking about taking the wife
and kids and moving down to Pittsburgh
1220
01:20:06,594 --> 01:20:07,283
maybe
1221
01:20:07,285 --> 01:20:10,226
all this we seen today and that ain't enough for you
1222
01:20:10,228 --> 01:20:11,302
this is a rare case
1223
01:20:11,304 --> 01:20:17,423
blaze this sure ain't the norm I want shit
like this all the time I need thrills
1224
01:20:17,425 --> 01:20:23,362
chills adventure you know aside from
this robbery murder thing and the
1225
01:20:23,364 --> 01:20:27,952
occasional dinosaur attack nothing ever
happens around here I need to be
1226
01:20:27,954 --> 01:20:32,204
challenged I need to live
1227
01:20:39,085 --> 01:20:40,365
it's the beast
1228
01:21:42,405 --> 01:21:45,565
Thank You Mia you've made a wise
decision
1229
01:21:45,575 --> 01:21:49,893
alright then we've hit her enough we've
got the cash let's just go
1230
01:21:49,895 --> 01:21:51,123
almost but
1231
01:21:51,125 --> 01:21:52,203
not quite
1232
01:21:52,205 --> 01:21:53,085
yeah
1233
01:21:53,505 --> 01:21:54,885
pick her up
1234
01:21:56,345 --> 01:21:58,463
let's go
1235
01:21:58,465 --> 01:22:03,403
good now one last thing
1236
01:22:03,405 --> 01:22:05,123
Evelyn no we don't have to kill her
1237
01:22:05,125 --> 01:22:07,923
maybe we don't but I do
1238
01:22:07,925 --> 01:22:08,723
why
1239
01:22:08,725 --> 01:22:10,773
because she kicked my ass that's why
1240
01:22:10,775 --> 01:22:15,543
I don't need that getting around that I
needed help to beat someone called Daisy
1241
01:22:15,545 --> 01:22:18,923
Derkins I have a reputation to maintain
1242
01:22:18,925 --> 01:22:20,555
but it's nothing to be ashamed of she's
1243
01:22:20,625 --> 01:22:21,943
the monster slayer
1244
01:22:21,945 --> 01:22:26,465
Mia don't be stupid
the only monster around here is greed
1245
01:22:26,485 --> 01:22:29,825
what then fuck is that noise?
1246
01:22:31,885 --> 01:22:32,385
fuck
1247
01:22:39,365 --> 01:22:40,085
aim higher
1248
01:22:40,485 --> 01:22:44,245
that's not gonna do any good it's just gonna irritate him
1249
01:22:44,365 --> 01:22:47,303
fuck you I've got a gun I'm gonna use it
1250
01:22:47,305 --> 01:22:49,925
back off this is my show
1251
01:22:50,265 --> 01:22:50,963
what the fuck
1252
01:22:50,965 --> 01:22:54,965
are you gonna do you couldn't even beat three tired girls
girls
1253
01:22:55,165 --> 01:22:59,525
that's what mr. Gas bomb is for
1254
01:23:01,545 --> 01:23:04,603
what the hell was that
1255
01:23:04,605 --> 01:23:05,988
a gas bomb I told you
1256
01:23:05,990 --> 01:23:07,043
not that I meant
1257
01:23:07,045 --> 01:23:09,923
Blood thirsty beast of barren Pines
1258
01:23:09,925 --> 01:23:10,423
what
1259
01:23:10,425 --> 01:23:13,722
bloodthirsty Beast of barren Pines
1260
01:23:13,724 --> 01:23:16,203
prehistoric monster of unknown origin
1261
01:23:16,205 --> 01:23:18,133
all right that's enough
1262
01:23:18,135 --> 01:23:20,783
sowho are you?
1263
01:23:20,785 --> 01:23:24,065
Sheriff Blaze thunders mam I'm
investigating some murders no
1264
01:23:24,145 --> 01:23:26,305
oh you're the law
1265
01:23:26,685 --> 01:23:28,063
yes ma'am
1266
01:23:28,065 --> 01:23:31,025
yeah well fuck you
1267
01:23:36,365 --> 01:23:41,233
we had our chance it's over
I can't keep turning my back on Daisy
1268
01:23:41,235 --> 01:23:44,435
let's have our fight
1269
01:23:44,545 --> 01:23:48,425
awesome i'm gonna fucking destroy you
1270
01:23:52,614 --> 01:24:00,803
that's it get comfortable with piggy
you're about to share his fate you see
1271
01:24:00,805 --> 01:24:04,565
when I think of the law here's what I
think of you
1272
01:24:22,185 --> 01:24:25,483
I saved you minute ago you noticed
that right
1273
01:24:25,485 --> 01:24:27,023
yeah I noticed but there was
1274
01:24:27,025 --> 01:24:29,715
still some business ugly business going
on before then
1275
01:24:29,717 --> 01:24:30,862
let's not get into that
1276
01:24:30,864 --> 01:24:35,842
the part where you fucking betrayed me
after I saved you from becoming a mutant
1277
01:24:35,844 --> 01:24:38,203
sex toy and dinner
1278
01:24:38,205 --> 01:24:41,463
but I saved you after
that that redeems me then right
1279
01:24:41,465 --> 01:24:46,702
I'll say that it does because I'm a nice person
there's still one thing I got to do
1280
01:24:46,704 --> 01:24:49,875
what's that
1281
01:25:14,925 --> 01:25:16,245
sheriff
1282
01:25:17,485 --> 01:25:20,363
what happened I must have
blacked out for a second
1283
01:25:20,365 --> 01:25:22,783
you were shot are you okay
1284
01:25:22,785 --> 01:25:26,805
oh yeah I've
been worse off this just gimme a hand getting up will ya
1285
01:25:32,225 --> 01:25:33,045
oh hell what
1286
01:25:33,165 --> 01:25:35,423
the hell happened to my star
1287
01:25:35,425 --> 01:25:40,644
it's in that
girl's head over there
1288
01:25:40,646 --> 01:25:42,583
mean that one
1289
01:25:42,585 --> 01:25:43,805
that tried to kill me
1290
01:25:43,825 --> 01:25:45,863
yep that's the one
1291
01:25:45,865 --> 01:25:48,843
well good done good
there beautiful
1292
01:25:48,845 --> 01:25:54,143
real good guessing these three here my
feed store robbers
1293
01:25:54,145 --> 01:25:56,243
two of them are this
1294
01:25:56,245 --> 01:26:02,393
one's not with them the other member of
the gang was eaten by the Beast a while
1295
01:26:02,395 --> 01:26:03,203
ago
1296
01:26:03,205 --> 01:26:06,125
oh that's this one we've seen the
bloody remains of
1297
01:26:06,345 --> 01:26:07,185
yeah
1298
01:26:07,625 --> 01:26:13,643
and what of the beasts I mean uh he's made it this far
against all odds seems a shame to just
1299
01:26:13,645 --> 01:26:16,423
see him die out here like this
1300
01:26:16,425 --> 01:26:19,163
that was
just a gas grenade he's asleep I tried
1301
01:26:19,165 --> 01:26:21,883
to kill him earlier but um
1302
01:26:21,885 --> 01:26:23,173
but he's
tough
1303
01:26:23,175 --> 01:26:27,263
shit maybe he can't be killed
1304
01:26:27,265 --> 01:26:28,943
maybe
you're right
1305
01:26:28,945 --> 01:26:30,203
well I'll make some calls
1306
01:26:30,205 --> 01:26:34,913
see what we can do with him whatever
happens you can be sure you'll be taken
1307
01:26:34,915 --> 01:26:40,193
to a place you could defy logic and
reason in peace maybe be provided with
1308
01:26:40,195 --> 01:26:43,923
some good beefy non-human food
1309
01:26:43,925 --> 01:26:46,043
and you
still have one living robber left to
1310
01:26:46,045 --> 01:26:50,945
question so you won't be going
empty-handed in that regard either
1311
01:26:54,715 --> 01:26:57,843
and the money
1312
01:26:57,845 --> 01:27:02,556
all there in that bag every
last dollar of it
1313
01:27:02,565 --> 01:27:04,543
well goddamn girlie
1314
01:27:04,545 --> 01:27:11,503
you got that money the robbers the Beast
what does a girl like you do for an encore
1315
01:27:11,505 --> 01:27:14,625
you'll just have to wait till next time
1316
01:27:15,295 --> 01:27:20,295
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