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What is an undesirable
emotional response
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to the threat of pain or danger?
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Fear!
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I live in fear every day.
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And if you don't, there's
something wrong with you.
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Oh, oh, oh. Easy.
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It's just the Black experience
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makes some of us acutely aware
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that danger's lurking
around every corner.
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Watch the kicks, Big D.
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All right, you got it.
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And if you're not careful,
you will get got.
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- What's up, Charlie?
- What up, dawg?
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Dre... you have got to try
these Blue Point oysters.
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They are... Mmm!
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Fear!
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- I'm good.
- What?
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They're delicious!
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Come on. Hey...
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Dre!
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He's Dre.
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Oh, God.
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What happened?
What could've caused this?
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I don't know, boss.
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It was probably something we ate
before the oysters.
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And danger lurks everywhere,
even at home.
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Uhp! Got a text from the Pruitts.
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They will be here in 10 minutes.
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Hey, should we light a fire
in the fireplace?
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That would be so cozy.
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Fear!
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Or we could just turn the thermostat up.
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That... That would be cozy, too.
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I'll light it, Mom.
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Oh, hell!
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Oh, it's... it's...
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It's not so bad, sweetheart.
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Really?
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You look like a dolphin.
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What?
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As you can see, my reasonable
and life-saving fear
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did not get passed on to my children.
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Dad, you know Emily
and Dakota Copeland, right?
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No. I don't.
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But they sound white, so go on.
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Well, they go to Valley Glen with us,
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and their parents are
taking them to ride quads
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in the desert for the weekend.
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- Okay.
- And...
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Hmm, I wonder who they invited?
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- Was it me?
- Uh, yes it was!
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- Was it you?
- Yes. It was!
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And can you be abducted in plain sight?
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Uh, no, you can't.
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Skrrt.
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What... What just happened?
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Uh, Mom, your husband said "no"
after you said "yes."
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Check him, please.
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Oh, excuse me.
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Uh, wait a minute.
Did you tell these kids
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that they could go die
in the desert with strangers?
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Yes, Dre, but I made them
promise that they wouldn't die.
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Do you promise you're not gonna die?
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We promise.
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See?
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We have rules, Bow.
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Oh, God.
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And one of them is no overnight trips
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until they're 16.
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Dre, our rules have eased up
with each one of our children.
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Zoey couldn't use the microwave
until she was 12 years old.
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Look at us now.
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Ah, hey, what's up, Devante?
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You hungry?
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Go put it in the microwave.
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Two minutes, all right?
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And bring back two forks!
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All right. Look, but we were never lax
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on this rule, all right?
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The twins are too young
to go off with strangers.
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Strangers drive vans and wear overcoats.
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The Copelands are school friends.
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Dad, please.
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I've got to learn the desert.
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I'm gonna need to bury something
out there one day.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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And I've never been to a place
where you can literally
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pee anywhere and it's okay.
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I don't care.
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Anything can happen when
a parent isn't there
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to look after their child.
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Mama, what was the name of that kid,
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uh, from the old neighborhood?
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You talking about, uh, Chris Hardy?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Who got tooken at the zoo.
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And... And... And the other one.
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Little Danielle Cooper, who got
tooken at a sleep-away camp.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Oh!
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And don't forget Gordon Campbell,
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who got tooken
trying to took that little girl.
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Those are really extreme examples.
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- Okay, no, babe...
- So... Yes.
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- ...the world is a dangerous place, okay?
- No, it's not, sweetheart.
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That's why I keep the kids
who live under my roof
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under my roof.
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Okay.
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Go wash your hands,
and clean your attitude.
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That was a little hankty.
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- Dre?
- Hmm?
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They have cellphones.
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They know not to leave each other alone.
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Mm-hmm.
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And we've had tons of
conversations with them
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about body safety.
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They're gonna be fine.
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Yeah, of course they're
gonna be fine, babe,
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because they're not going.
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You know he's right
not to let them kids go.
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Okay, I'm not gonna have
a conversation with somebody
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who thinks "tooken" is a word.
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It's not a word.
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- Rainbow.
- Yes?
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I'm not gonna took that personally.
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You... You probably should.
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Yeah.
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Thanks for taking me out, Pops.
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It's nice to have some one-on-one time.
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Well, I was tired of you
moping around the house
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after your break-up.
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Plus, you're paying.
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Uh, we're gonna hang at the bar.
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Thank you.
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Looking good, Nadine.
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You still walking around
the park in the morning?
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I sure am.
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Those ankle weights
are doing the thing, girl.
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This is my man, Andre.
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Hey.
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So, how do you know Nadine?
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Oh, uh, we hung out once...
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horizontally.
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Nice lady.
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Dirty martini for you, sir,
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from the woman over there.
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Ohh. I see you in that dress, Camille.
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Lifting with your legs
at that Amazon factory.
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This is my man, Andre.
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Hey.
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- Who is she?
- Camille.
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Very nice lady.
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Can I get you anything?
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I'll just have a seltzer
with a splash of O.J.
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Can't handle your liquor?
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Oh.
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Well, no, I'm just... I'm just not 21.
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The mustache fooled ya.
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Don't worry, you are not the first one.
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Last week, I wasn't carded
at an R-rated movie.
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You know, no bigs.
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Damn, son.
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For 19 years,
you have observed the master,
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and you seem to have learned nothing.
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You have got to up your game, Junior.
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Well, my game is no game.
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Yeah, that's not a thing.
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Hmm.
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I brought you top-shelf O.J.
because you're cute.
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Are you busy later?
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Not at all.
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Oh, I-I-I... Actually, that isn't true.
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I do have one thing, but I can move it.
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Great.
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Damn.
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Looks like I'm taking an Uber home.
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Yep.
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Looks like you are.
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Oh, what's wrong, Dre, huh?
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Did another thing ruin "Empire"?
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What? No.
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Bow wants to send our kids
to their death
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by having them spend the weekend
with a random family.
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- What's the problem with that?
- Yeah.
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My parents made sure I spent
every holiday, birthday,
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and weekend with other families.
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I got so much out of it, I'm
still unpacking those trips...
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with my therapist.
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Come on, Dre. You can't
keep your kids locked down.
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- I let Eustace spread his wings.
- Mm-hmm.
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Now he's become a confident,
independent little entrepreneur.
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In fact, he bought his first
apartment building.
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Wow.
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He's now my landlord.
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You don't get it.
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All right, anything can happen
when they're not in my sight.
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Like, they could get their arms
stuck in a boulder.
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Or they could get abducted
by some religious cult
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and kept on some weird compound.
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Oh, please.
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Yeah, where they're forced
to rock denim on denim.
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That's weird. I hate when that happens.
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Look, it's up to me
to look out for them,
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because the world sees little
Black children as expendable.
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You never see a Netflix documentary
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about missing Black kids.
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So? You... You never see a documentary
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about middle-aged white guys
who can't get an erection,
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but you don't hear me complaining.
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Yeah.
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Look, all I'm saying is, I don't
trust anyone with my children.
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Um, not totally true.
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You let that ride-share driver
pick up your kids
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from a Clippers game when you
wanted to stay late.
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That was only for a 15-minute ride,
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and I stayed on the phone with
my children the entire time.
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Plus, that driver was not
some geek off the street.
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Garbadon had 4.9 stars.
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Okay.
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Oh! Sorry.
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It's my landlord.
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Mr. Eustace?
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Hey.
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My rent check bounced?
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Just...
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Dre, what about teachers or coaches?
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I mean, you've already left them
with a ton of adults
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who could do whatever to them.
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Mm-hmm.
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You know what, you're right.
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From now on, I'm gonna be
even more on top of it.
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I think you missed the point.
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Just hearing my co-workers
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made me realize that
I was absolutely right.
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There's no way my kids
were going on that trip.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- About the twins...
- Uh-huh.
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going away with the Copelands.
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Look, babe, I told you
it's not happening.
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I don't know these people.
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- Well, I do, okay?
- Okay.
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And you are gonna get to know
them, too, right now.
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You remember Amy and Banner.
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Fear!
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Compound people!
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We're here to take your children.
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Twins will please our god the most.
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Is he all right?
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- He's never really all right.
- Yeah.
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His mother did quite a number on him.
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- You ambushed me.
- What?
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Marriage is supposed to be about trust.
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So, you're telling me that
if I had told you in advance
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the Copelands were coming,
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you would've trusted it was a good idea?
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No, because trust is a one-way street.
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This isn't rational.
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Sometimes you get scared
because you're doing things
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that are outside of your comfort zone.
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Name one.
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Korean barbecue.
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This was a great call
to come here, babe.
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Mm.
263
00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:22,904
Ah.
264
00:09:25,831 --> 00:09:28,198
I don't know what that is.
265
00:09:28,300 --> 00:09:30,367
I don't know how to cook that.
266
00:09:30,469 --> 00:09:32,247
I don't know what's happening.
267
00:09:32,271 --> 00:09:33,570
I don't want to die here!
268
00:09:33,672 --> 00:09:35,150
O-Okay, Bow.
269
00:09:35,174 --> 00:09:38,486
I don't want your fear to ruin something
270
00:09:38,510 --> 00:09:40,844
that could be really fun for the kids.
271
00:09:40,946 --> 00:09:41,890
- Hey.
- Hi, guys.
272
00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:43,491
Hey, guys.
273
00:09:43,515 --> 00:09:44,681
You lock down your man yet?
274
00:09:44,783 --> 00:09:46,183
No. She hasn't.
275
00:09:46,285 --> 00:09:47,985
Come on. I want this trip.
276
00:09:48,010 --> 00:09:49,976
If it doesn't happen,
I'm going to remember this
277
00:09:50,001 --> 00:09:51,021
when you're old and feeble.
278
00:09:51,046 --> 00:09:51,989
- What?
- What?
279
00:09:52,014 --> 00:09:53,413
I'm not threatening.
280
00:09:53,452 --> 00:09:55,230
I'm just saying.
281
00:09:55,254 --> 00:09:56,286
Mm.
282
00:09:56,388 --> 00:09:57,621
That was a threat.
283
00:09:57,723 --> 00:09:59,134
That's how she threatens.
284
00:09:59,158 --> 00:10:01,859
Ooh. This is what we
put out for company?
285
00:10:01,961 --> 00:10:02,926
Okay.
286
00:10:03,028 --> 00:10:05,474
It...
287
00:10:05,498 --> 00:10:06,864
Trust me, okay?
288
00:10:06,966 --> 00:10:08,376
They're gonna be fine.
289
00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:10,145
I'm a doctor.
290
00:10:10,169 --> 00:10:11,729
What does that have to do with anything?
291
00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:13,248
I don't know, dude.
292
00:10:13,272 --> 00:10:15,372
Just go over there and talk to them.
293
00:10:15,474 --> 00:10:16,573
All righty.
294
00:10:16,675 --> 00:10:18,642
- Here you go.
- Wow.
295
00:10:18,744 --> 00:10:20,655
You know what's funny?
296
00:10:20,679 --> 00:10:21,979
The kids have been
BBin school together for so lo,
297
00:10:22,081 --> 00:10:23,492
and we've never done this.
298
00:10:23,516 --> 00:10:26,161
Probably because we've been so
busy doing all those murders.
299
00:10:26,185 --> 00:10:27,117
What?
300
00:10:27,219 --> 00:10:28,719
I'm kidding.
301
00:10:28,821 --> 00:10:30,687
We know Bow invited us
because you don't trust us
302
00:10:30,790 --> 00:10:31,900
to take your kids.
303
00:10:31,924 --> 00:10:33,635
Okay, but... but...
I didn't quite say that.
304
00:10:33,659 --> 00:10:35,437
I... It was... I...
It's 'cause... I wanted...
305
00:10:35,461 --> 00:10:37,528
Okay, well, why should we
trust you with our kids?
306
00:10:37,630 --> 00:10:39,407
I-I don't see yours.
307
00:10:39,431 --> 00:10:40,831
What happened? Did you lose them?
308
00:10:41,901 --> 00:10:43,245
No. They're with my mother...
309
00:10:43,269 --> 00:10:44,935
who has completed CPR training.
310
00:10:45,037 --> 00:10:46,081
Huh.
311
00:10:46,105 --> 00:10:47,182
She did not want to do it,
312
00:10:47,206 --> 00:10:48,416
but if she wanted to see her grandkids,
313
00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:49,973
that's the price that she had to pay.
314
00:10:50,075 --> 00:10:51,942
Okay.
315
00:10:52,044 --> 00:10:53,288
Go on.
316
00:10:53,312 --> 00:10:55,112
Before the kids get on the ATVs,
317
00:10:55,214 --> 00:10:57,381
they have to complete
a two-hour training session
318
00:10:57,483 --> 00:10:59,361
with written and verbal tests.
319
00:10:59,385 --> 00:11:01,418
And if one kid fails, none of them go.
320
00:11:01,520 --> 00:11:03,498
- None of them.
- Some people think it's a little much.
321
00:11:03,522 --> 00:11:06,301
I'm a little much.
322
00:11:06,325 --> 00:11:08,436
Yeah, but I don't care
what other people say.
323
00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:09,459
Neither do I!
324
00:11:09,569 --> 00:11:11,769
As a pediatrician,
I see what happens to kids
325
00:11:11,864 --> 00:11:14,264
who are unsupervised.
326
00:11:14,366 --> 00:11:16,900
You... You're a pediatrician? Wow!
327
00:11:17,002 --> 00:11:19,303
It makes me feel better
knowing that my kids
328
00:11:19,405 --> 00:11:20,571
will be with a doctor.
329
00:11:20,673 --> 00:11:25,209
Listen, our family motto is,
"You can never be too safe."
330
00:11:25,311 --> 00:11:26,510
That's my motto!
331
00:11:26,612 --> 00:11:27,744
Yes, it is.
332
00:11:27,847 --> 00:11:28,890
See? Huh?
333
00:11:28,914 --> 00:11:32,127
Dre, lock eyes with me.
334
00:11:32,151 --> 00:11:35,831
I did not save
my entire platoon in Fallujah
335
00:11:35,855 --> 00:11:39,122
just to come back here and
lose your kids in the desert.
336
00:11:41,794 --> 00:11:43,694
Thank you for your service.
337
00:11:43,796 --> 00:11:46,430
And you can have my kids.
338
00:11:47,566 --> 00:11:49,544
I also have a 19-year-old.
Can you take him along with you?
339
00:11:49,568 --> 00:11:50,767
He could use some toughening up.
340
00:11:52,037 --> 00:11:54,304
I did this. I did this, Dre.
341
00:11:54,406 --> 00:11:56,106
I... This is, like, all... all me.
342
00:11:56,208 --> 00:11:57,252
Oh, my God.
343
00:11:57,276 --> 00:11:58,687
I live in the guest house
344
00:11:58,711 --> 00:12:00,956
because I gave the main house to my son.
345
00:12:00,980 --> 00:12:02,913
He's got a family, after all.
346
00:12:03,015 --> 00:12:04,615
Hey there, Earl.
347
00:12:04,717 --> 00:12:05,849
Hey, Junior.
348
00:12:05,951 --> 00:12:07,184
What you doing back here?
349
00:12:07,286 --> 00:12:09,564
I-I came to scoop up Sasha.
350
00:12:09,588 --> 00:12:10,621
A second date?
351
00:12:10,723 --> 00:12:12,200
Man, I don't get that.
352
00:12:12,224 --> 00:12:13,790
They call me
Earl "One and Done" Johnson,
353
00:12:13,893 --> 00:12:15,370
like I played ball at Kentucky.
354
00:12:15,394 --> 00:12:16,526
Ah.
355
00:12:16,629 --> 00:12:18,862
Well, um, I'm gonna invite her
to a music festival
356
00:12:18,964 --> 00:12:20,108
in Santa Barbara tomorrow.
357
00:12:20,132 --> 00:12:21,943
You just got out of a relationship.
358
00:12:21,967 --> 00:12:24,601
This is love 'em
and leave 'em time, son.
359
00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:26,737
Oh, Pops. No, that's your thing.
360
00:12:26,839 --> 00:12:28,850
I don't hate women.
361
00:12:28,874 --> 00:12:30,607
Hey, Sasha. What's up, girl?
362
00:12:31,944 --> 00:12:33,421
It was Saturday night,
363
00:12:33,445 --> 00:12:35,557
and while the kids were on
their adventure in the desert,
364
00:12:35,581 --> 00:12:38,515
I decided to go on
a little adventure of my own
365
00:12:38,617 --> 00:12:40,833
back to Korean barbecue.
366
00:12:40,903 --> 00:12:44,232
- Mm. Baby, this is nice.
- So nice.
367
00:12:44,256 --> 00:12:46,223
- And you know what, babe?
- Mm?
368
00:12:46,325 --> 00:12:47,736
Let's see a movie after this.
369
00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:48,937
Oh, I love that idea.
370
00:12:48,961 --> 00:12:51,673
- Oh! Even better.
- Hmm?
371
00:12:51,697 --> 00:12:53,308
Why don't we take
the long way home, Dre?
372
00:12:53,332 --> 00:12:54,509
Okay.
373
00:12:54,533 --> 00:12:57,401
Via the Ritz-Carlton.
374
00:12:57,503 --> 00:12:59,814
We haven't via'd
the Ritz-Carlton in a minute.
375
00:12:59,838 --> 00:13:00,837
No, honey. We have not.
376
00:13:00,940 --> 00:13:02,005
Okay, baby, you know what?
377
00:13:02,107 --> 00:13:03,752
- You book the room.
- I'll do it right now.
378
00:13:03,776 --> 00:13:04,841
I'll check in with the kids
379
00:13:04,936 --> 00:13:07,054
to make sure they don't
interrupt us later.
380
00:13:07,079 --> 00:13:08,022
Okay.
381
00:13:08,047 --> 00:13:09,613
- Oh, hey, babe.
- Mm-hmm?
382
00:13:09,715 --> 00:13:11,626
Don't worry about using points.
383
00:13:11,650 --> 00:13:12,749
Full price?
384
00:13:12,851 --> 00:13:13,784
Full price.
385
00:13:13,886 --> 00:13:15,352
- Sexy.
- Mm-hmm.
386
00:13:15,454 --> 00:13:16,853
Hi, this is Diane.
387
00:13:16,956 --> 00:13:19,134
If you leave a message,
I'm deleting your contact info.
388
00:13:21,093 --> 00:13:22,092
Fear?
389
00:13:24,496 --> 00:13:25,674
Diane went to voicemail.
390
00:13:25,698 --> 00:13:28,131
Really? Don't leave a message.
You know she doesn't mess around.
391
00:13:28,233 --> 00:13:29,244
Yeah.
392
00:13:29,268 --> 00:13:31,446
I'll call Jack.
393
00:13:31,470 --> 00:13:33,136
You dialed right, baby.
394
00:13:33,238 --> 00:13:35,339
This is Jack.
395
00:13:36,875 --> 00:13:39,921
Fear!
396
00:13:39,945 --> 00:13:41,723
Jack went to voicemail, too.
397
00:13:41,747 --> 00:13:43,814
Mm, they're probably just in
a spot that has no coverage.
398
00:13:43,916 --> 00:13:45,482
You can call them
on the way to the hotel.
399
00:13:45,584 --> 00:13:47,617
Yeah.
400
00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:49,526
- Yeah, definitely.
- Mm-hmm.
401
00:13:49,588 --> 00:13:51,755
- Definitely. Uh...
- Look at this.
402
00:13:51,857 --> 00:13:52,934
All right. We are booked, babe.
403
00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:54,324
Okay. Oh, hey, hey, babe?
404
00:13:54,426 --> 00:13:56,360
Look, I think that's Jose Canseco
405
00:13:56,462 --> 00:13:58,289
- sitting over there with no shirt on.
- What?
406
00:13:58,313 --> 00:13:59,674
I'm... I'm gonna ask for an autograph.
407
00:13:59,698 --> 00:14:02,077
- I'll be right back.
- You're ridiculous.
408
00:14:02,101 --> 00:14:04,267
Oh, no, wait, I don't think
that's who you think it is.
409
00:14:04,370 --> 00:14:06,003
Well, I've got a lot of work
to catch up on,
410
00:14:06,105 --> 00:14:08,739
so I'm gonna need at least
eight hours of sleep tonight.
411
00:14:10,743 --> 00:14:12,787
Fine, seven and a half.
412
00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:14,255
I'll go grab my things.
413
00:14:14,279 --> 00:14:15,912
Hey. Let me holler at you.
414
00:14:16,015 --> 00:14:16,947
Yeah.
415
00:14:17,049 --> 00:14:18,360
- I do not hate women.
- What?
416
00:14:18,384 --> 00:14:19,349
Oh, no, no, no.
417
00:14:19,451 --> 00:14:20,484
I didn't... I didn't mean it like that.
418
00:14:20,586 --> 00:14:22,797
I meant you treat women
like you hate them.
419
00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:25,055
Just... You talking out
the side of your neck, now, boy.
420
00:14:25,157 --> 00:14:26,790
Pops, you hook up with women,
421
00:14:26,892 --> 00:14:28,225
and then you never call them again.
422
00:14:28,327 --> 00:14:29,337
It's harsh.
423
00:14:29,361 --> 00:14:30,560
It's not harsh. It's honest.
424
00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:31,628
It's better than your M.O.
425
00:14:31,730 --> 00:14:34,275
- And what's that?
- Oh, meet a girl and wife her up.
426
00:14:34,299 --> 00:14:36,511
You did with Megan.
You did it with Niecy.
427
00:14:36,535 --> 00:14:37,912
You the type of guy that'll wind up
428
00:14:37,936 --> 00:14:39,603
being a step-daddy at the age of 20.
429
00:14:39,705 --> 00:14:41,950
I will take that as a compliment.
430
00:14:41,974 --> 00:14:45,409
I would be proud to be the dad
that they get to choose.
431
00:14:46,812 --> 00:14:47,844
Hey.
432
00:14:47,946 --> 00:14:50,313
Keep an eye on my grandpa
for me, will you?
433
00:14:50,416 --> 00:14:52,182
He's not allowed
to have grapefruit juice
434
00:14:52,284 --> 00:14:54,117
with his medication.
435
00:14:54,219 --> 00:14:57,065
We out.
436
00:14:57,089 --> 00:14:59,000
See...
437
00:14:59,024 --> 00:15:01,302
they call me "M'granpa."
438
00:15:01,326 --> 00:15:02,325
It's African.
439
00:15:07,332 --> 00:15:08,398
Dre.
440
00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:10,367
Dude, you've been gone for 20 minutes.
441
00:15:10,469 --> 00:15:12,847
I had to order more meat
so I could stay at the table.
442
00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:14,312
Yeah, yeah.
Baby, I still haven't been able
443
00:15:14,337 --> 00:15:16,259
- to get in contact with the kids.
- Oh.
444
00:15:16,298 --> 00:15:18,153
And Missing Persons
hung up on me when I told them
445
00:15:18,177 --> 00:15:19,609
I knew where they were
and who they were with
446
00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:21,678
and that I gave them permission to go.
447
00:15:21,780 --> 00:15:23,947
Okay, um...
448
00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:25,460
They're in the desert
449
00:15:25,484 --> 00:15:29,661
with a man who's trained
to survive the desert.
450
00:15:29,691 --> 00:15:30,723
- Mm-hmm.
- They're fine.
451
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,089
Okay. I mean, you know, it makes sense.
452
00:15:32,191 --> 00:15:35,125
But, you know, he did only
say he was in the war.
453
00:15:35,227 --> 00:15:36,393
And on the real, baby,
we never asked him
454
00:15:36,495 --> 00:15:37,994
what side he fought for.
455
00:15:38,097 --> 00:15:42,265
- What?
- And is Amy even really a pediatrician?
456
00:15:42,367 --> 00:15:44,668
- Dre, please don't do this.
- Do what?
457
00:15:46,805 --> 00:15:48,138
I got to find Jack and Diane.
458
00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:51,741
Dre... Dre, you can't... you
cannot drive a luxury vehicle
459
00:15:51,844 --> 00:15:53,844
- off-road in the desert.
- Watch me.
460
00:16:00,419 --> 00:16:02,519
I guess you can't take a luxury vehicle
461
00:16:02,621 --> 00:16:05,355
off-roading in the desert!
462
00:16:17,086 --> 00:16:18,931
There you have it.
463
00:16:18,955 --> 00:16:22,790
You ruined a car and a pair of shoes.
464
00:16:22,892 --> 00:16:23,869
I don't care, Bow.
465
00:16:23,893 --> 00:16:25,304
I don't know where my children are.
466
00:16:25,328 --> 00:16:28,340
Oh, my God, Dre, why can't you
just accept that they're fine?
467
00:16:28,364 --> 00:16:30,284
Because we don't know.
468
00:16:30,308 --> 00:16:31,310
Well...
469
00:16:31,334 --> 00:16:33,145
What if Jack is out there lost
470
00:16:33,169 --> 00:16:35,247
because he wandered off
in the middle of the night?
471
00:16:35,271 --> 00:16:38,918
What if Diane is hurt
because she fell off an ATV?
472
00:16:38,942 --> 00:16:41,720
Babe, I can't shake
the thought of my children
473
00:16:41,744 --> 00:16:44,312
calling out for me, and I'm not there.
474
00:16:44,414 --> 00:16:46,147
Imagine that for a second.
475
00:16:48,117 --> 00:16:49,216
Yeah.
476
00:16:49,319 --> 00:16:50,318
Okay.
477
00:16:54,257 --> 00:16:55,356
I get that.
478
00:16:57,260 --> 00:16:59,238
I do.
479
00:16:59,262 --> 00:17:01,440
I remember when Zoey
went off to college.
480
00:17:01,464 --> 00:17:03,809
The first time I called her
481
00:17:03,833 --> 00:17:06,278
and she didn't answer the phone...
482
00:17:06,302 --> 00:17:08,547
Oh, my God.
483
00:17:08,571 --> 00:17:12,773
I went to her room,
and I folded and refolded
484
00:17:12,875 --> 00:17:15,621
her sweater drawer 26 times.
485
00:17:15,645 --> 00:17:17,089
Now that's insane.
486
00:17:17,113 --> 00:17:20,514
Maybe, but it calmed me down.
487
00:17:20,617 --> 00:17:22,350
It made me feel like she was okay.
488
00:17:22,452 --> 00:17:23,317
Really?
489
00:17:23,419 --> 00:17:25,931
Really.
490
00:17:25,955 --> 00:17:29,735
Dre, we have done everything
the right way.
491
00:17:29,759 --> 00:17:31,103
Yeah.
492
00:17:31,127 --> 00:17:34,073
So, now, we just have
to find ways to cope
493
00:17:34,097 --> 00:17:36,942
that are better than
driving off to the desert
494
00:17:36,966 --> 00:17:37,865
in the middle of the night
495
00:17:37,967 --> 00:17:40,079
and leaving me alone
at a Korean barbecue
496
00:17:40,103 --> 00:17:43,237
to take an Uber home smelling like beef!
497
00:17:43,339 --> 00:17:45,072
Yeah.
498
00:17:45,174 --> 00:17:47,987
Yeah, we do.
499
00:17:48,011 --> 00:17:50,044
You know, I hit a tumbleweed out there.
500
00:17:50,146 --> 00:17:51,712
- Did you?
- I think it was a tumbleweed.
501
00:17:51,814 --> 00:17:53,359
It made a loud yelp.
502
00:17:53,383 --> 00:17:54,281
What?
503
00:17:54,384 --> 00:17:56,450
Yeah. The desert's weird like that.
504
00:18:01,257 --> 00:18:02,201
Hey, Pops.
505
00:18:02,225 --> 00:18:04,358
What you doing here, Junior?
506
00:18:04,460 --> 00:18:06,527
I thought you was on a date
with your new lady friend.
507
00:18:06,629 --> 00:18:08,641
Or did you marry her already?
508
00:18:10,199 --> 00:18:12,900
I invited Sasha to meet Mom,
and she freaked out.
509
00:18:13,002 --> 00:18:14,201
Damn, son.
510
00:18:14,303 --> 00:18:16,437
She called me "thirsty,"
then kicked me out.
511
00:18:16,539 --> 00:18:19,407
Damn, son!
512
00:18:19,509 --> 00:18:21,108
You were right, Pops.
513
00:18:21,210 --> 00:18:23,811
I need to stop being
the relationship guy
514
00:18:23,913 --> 00:18:25,257
and be more like you...
515
00:18:25,281 --> 00:18:28,427
you know, love them, leave them,
get shot, come back, love them.
516
00:18:28,451 --> 00:18:30,584
Junior, I don't want you to change.
517
00:18:30,687 --> 00:18:32,520
I just want you to have a little fun.
518
00:18:32,622 --> 00:18:34,855
Take some space to
figure out what you want
519
00:18:34,957 --> 00:18:37,024
before you decide to commit.
520
00:18:39,128 --> 00:18:41,429
I hear you, Pops.
521
00:18:41,531 --> 00:18:43,564
And I thought about what you said.
522
00:18:43,666 --> 00:18:45,544
I'm gonna ask Nadine out again.
523
00:18:45,568 --> 00:18:47,579
Ankle lady? Really?
524
00:18:47,603 --> 00:18:50,271
I could go for the second date,
see what all the fuss is about.
525
00:18:51,841 --> 00:18:52,985
Good for you, Pops.
526
00:18:53,009 --> 00:18:54,687
Yep. And if that works out,
527
00:18:54,711 --> 00:18:57,589
maybe I'll ask Marsha on a second date.
528
00:18:57,613 --> 00:18:58,946
Oh, yeah, and maybe Ruth.
529
00:18:59,048 --> 00:19:00,359
Okay.
530
00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:02,983
Ooh.
531
00:19:03,086 --> 00:19:04,685
Yeah.
532
00:19:04,787 --> 00:19:07,021
And Mary.
533
00:19:07,122 --> 00:19:09,857
Quite contrary. Ooh, she's hella fine.
534
00:19:09,959 --> 00:19:12,204
Everyone copes in different ways
535
00:19:12,228 --> 00:19:15,863
with the fear of their kids
being out in the real world.
536
00:19:15,965 --> 00:19:19,445
I did it by taking in their rooms.
537
00:19:19,469 --> 00:19:22,636
And, yeah, it made me
feel closer to them.
538
00:19:22,739 --> 00:19:25,372
But I only did it six times that night.
539
00:19:25,475 --> 00:19:27,875
I'm not insane like Bow.
540
00:19:27,977 --> 00:19:29,844
And I came down the next morning
541
00:19:29,946 --> 00:19:32,424
to the sweetest sound ever.
542
00:19:32,448 --> 00:19:35,182
So, when you pee on sand,
there's all this back splash.
543
00:19:35,284 --> 00:19:36,361
Who knew?
544
00:19:36,385 --> 00:19:38,163
No one, because we're not animals.
545
00:19:38,187 --> 00:19:40,387
Yes, you are.
546
00:19:40,490 --> 00:19:41,848
- Hey, Dad.
- Hey.
547
00:19:41,872 --> 00:19:43,435
So, did you guys have fun?
548
00:19:43,459 --> 00:19:44,692
Yeah. It was great.
549
00:19:44,794 --> 00:19:46,527
The Copelands let us sleep
on top of the RV
550
00:19:46,629 --> 00:19:47,906
and do target practice.
551
00:19:47,930 --> 00:19:48,929
With what?
552
00:19:49,031 --> 00:19:50,598
Huh?
553
00:19:50,700 --> 00:19:53,234
Well, in a few months, they're
gonna be going to Joshua Tree.
554
00:19:53,336 --> 00:19:55,903
Can we go?
555
00:19:56,005 --> 00:19:57,071
Sure.
556
00:19:57,173 --> 00:19:59,240
Hey, but make sure you tell your mother,
557
00:19:59,342 --> 00:20:02,476
because she gets a little weird
when you guys go away.
558
00:20:02,578 --> 00:20:03,607
Okay.
559
00:20:03,693 --> 00:20:07,515
And a little later, the three of
us can go get some ice cream.
560
00:20:07,617 --> 00:20:09,216
- Okay.
- All right.
561
00:20:12,388 --> 00:20:13,721
Hey, come here.
562
00:20:16,359 --> 00:20:17,591
I missed you guys.
563
00:20:17,693 --> 00:20:19,193
We missed you, too.
564
00:20:19,295 --> 00:20:20,928
Love.
565
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:23,101
But still fear.
566
00:20:28,729 --> 00:20:29,795
Hey.
567
00:20:29,897 --> 00:20:31,864
- Hey.
- You're up late.
568
00:20:31,966 --> 00:20:33,599
Yep.
569
00:20:33,701 --> 00:20:35,267
Goodnight, son.
570
00:20:35,369 --> 00:20:37,072
Were you up waiting on me?
571
00:20:37,096 --> 00:20:38,933
Hell no.
572
00:20:38,957 --> 00:20:42,059
I do some of my best reading
at midnight on Wednesday.
573
00:20:42,083 --> 00:20:43,961
Okay, look at this, Pops.
You were waiting on me.
574
00:20:43,985 --> 00:20:45,919
Man, you got a list of
all my hang-outs crossed off.
575
00:20:46,021 --> 00:20:47,587
You...
576
00:20:47,689 --> 00:20:48,988
You called the hospitals?
577
00:20:50,392 --> 00:20:51,925
Pops, you do love me.
578
00:20:52,027 --> 00:20:53,219
No, I don't.
579
00:20:53,243 --> 00:20:54,260
It's just that,
if something happened to you,
580
00:20:54,362 --> 00:20:56,062
I got to find a new place to live.
581
00:20:58,033 --> 00:21:00,667
I love you, too, Pops.
582
00:21:00,691 --> 00:21:05,591
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