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Oh, Mio.
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Your hair's grown out.
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You're right.
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It's getting in my eyes.
Maybe I should cut it a little.
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"501st, Time For a Haircut?"
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You cut it yourself?
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Yeah. I'll do it now.
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Stop! Stop!
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What are you doing?
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I'm cutting my hair, obviously.
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You're a girl, Mio. You need to treat
your hair the same way you do your life.
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I get it.
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You're telling me I need to commit
seppuku when I do it, right?
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Forget it. I'll cut your hair myself.
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You look like a mom.
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If there were anybody else in the room,
you'd be court-martialed for that.
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Here I go.
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Oh, Wing Commander Mina. I have a mess--
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S-Seppuku!
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No! It's not what it looks like!
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I see.
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You were cutting her hair.
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So, what was the message, Miyafuji?
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They want to see you.
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Right now?
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Yes.
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Right now?
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Immediately, they said.
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But...
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Hey, Mio, what kind of hairstyle do you want.
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Wing Commander!
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You have to go, right?
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I bet they just want to say "we're
opposed to your plan!" anyway.
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Everyone who isn't busy
please gather in the office.
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I'm so busy!
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Yes, I'm so very busy.
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I couldn't stop for a moment.
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Yeah, right.
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I have a correction on that announcement.
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Everyone except Pilot Officer Lucchini,
Flying Officer Hartmann,
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and Flight Lt. Charlotte,
please come to the office.
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Good news, guys.
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You don't have to go...
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They're gone!
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You're cutting the Squad Leader's hair, huh?
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That's a serious matter!
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I just said you didn't have to come!
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Miyafuji, you deal with this. Okay?
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Okay...
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Cut it short enough that it
doesn't get in my eyes.
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I want to do it!
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Anybody else?
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I want to do it!
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"I wanna do it!"
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Squadron Leader, I believe it's not
right to deny someone her dreams!
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Don't you think she deserves a chance to
find a future that doesn't involve combat?
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Sorry... You can do it.
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Are they not thinking
about Sakamoto's future?
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Does it itch anywhere?
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No. I'm just fine.
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This is such a nice sight.
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It's nice to have this kind
of peace once in a while.
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Is this peaceful?
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Wh-What just...
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Not another word, Squadron Leader!
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Don't say it! She's crying!
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Don't worry! Nothing's changed!
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Can't you look me in the eyes?
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"Waaaaah"
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Can I go back to asking Mina to do it?
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Don't make any hasty decisions!
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It'll be fine! Seriously!
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It was fine!
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--Thank you, Miyafuji!
--Thank you, Yoshika!
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"I had to restore thousands
of pieces of hair..."
"Sorry."
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It won't happen again!
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Don't worry.
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After what I just saw?
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Hang in there, Lucchini!
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I can only do that one more time!
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Leave it to me.
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I don't know how Sakamoto can fall asleep.
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It happens a lot when
I'm getting my hair cut.
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I was fleeing reality.
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Aww, Miyafuji.
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Get to work!
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Don't space out on us!
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"501st Joint Fighter Wing"
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Miyafuji, you should've stopped this.
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Sorry.
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Don't blame her.
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The officer who gave the order
should face punishment.
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That's how the military works.
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Hartmann...
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"Anyone who wants to may cut their hair.
501st Joint Fighter Wing"
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So if something terrible happens,
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don't forget what you owe me.
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I'm sure the Squadron Leader
would be happy with any kind of hair.
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That's the issue.
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Wing Commander Mina, do you remember
the length of her original hair?
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Perrine can tell you that.
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I see! Perrine would know!
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Oh, my. She passed out.
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Why here?
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--So, can you tell me what you did wrong?
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--I had a dream where
the Squadron Leader was killed!
--So, can you tell me what you did wrong?
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--I had a dream where
the Squadron Leader was killed!
--Negative!
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You were watching, huh?
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I understand! Just leave it to me!
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Glad to hear it, Perrine!
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Oh, no! I cut one millimeter too short!
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Miyafuji, recovery magic!
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--Oh, this one's a little too short too!
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--Miyafuji!
--Oh, this one's a little too short too!
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And here! And here!
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Hurry, Miyafuji! Miyafuji!
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Cut bangs are the best bangs!
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"501st Joint Fighter"
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What're the decorations for?
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Oh, it's Christmas today.
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That's right. It was
Lucchini's birthday yesterday.
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"Miyafuji Yoshika, Welcome to
the 501st Joint Fighter Wing!"
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So, I think it's time we had
a welcome party for Miyafuji.
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Yes, Trude?
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After all this time?
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That's right! We're already close friends!
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A little too close, if you ask me.
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We were so busy when she came
that we didn't get a chance.
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Smart thinking, Wing Commander!
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The ideal commander always
observes her men carefully.
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Would you not look at us that way?
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Wouldn't it be best to have her
welcome party when everyone's here?
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"The girls on night patrol are sleeping and the
Britannia girls are at a party and can't make it."
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Okay, why don't we just say that
this is Mother's Day for the 501st,
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and we're thanking her
for doing all the chores?
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Miyafuji? A mom?
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"Whisper"
"Whisper"
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So the Wing Commander is our
mother's mother. Our grandmother!
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Why would you say that when
you knew what was going to happen?
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So, Miyafuji, you wait in your room.
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Let us get things ready.
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Just relax and enjoy yourself!
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Wait, did we just screw something up?
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"Bad news! She wants to
do the cooking herself!"
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"Bad news! She wants to do the cooking herself!"
"Let's get things ready while she's not here!"
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Is there a point to the hand signals
when she's not here?
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But how do we split up the work?
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Snacks, party goods, and cooking maybe?
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"Party Set"
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What's this?
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C-Come quick, everyone!
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I found the Wing Commander's
Neuroi transformation set!
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Put it away!
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Don't cause any more problems!
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From the look of it, canceling
the party was never an option.
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Hey, Hartmann.
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You've eaten her cooking, right?
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The stinky stuff.
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Do you remember what it tastes like?
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Not at all.
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I passed out when I ate it.
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I don't remember a thing.
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If you can't remember,
what part of you is scared?
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"This was before PTSD
was widely recognized."
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My heart, maybe!
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Very well!
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I, the girl from the country where we put cream
on watermelons to make them sweeter,
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will come up with some high-quality snacks.
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I'll get the firecrackers then.
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You understand, right sister?
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This is Miyafuji's welcome party.
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We need to go all-in.
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Of course!
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This dessert will be dynamite! Literally!
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I'll make a gunpowder cake
in the pressure cooker!
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Okay, let's do this!
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Let's not!
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Dynamite for dessert? Are they stupid?
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What are you doing?
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After them, Trude!
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It's a joke!
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No, we can't take that chance.
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"I didn't know you could
make a face like that."
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It's dangerous to leave them alone!
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Let me handle the cooking and go
pound the rules into their head.
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The rules.
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--The rules...
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--I'll take care of things here. Head out.
--The rules...
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It makes me happy, but a little sad too.
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Getting ready for a party
is the most fun part.
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I can hear all the commotion...
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I told you not to bring dynamite!
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What kind of idiot sticks candles
into a gunpowder cake!
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--We don't blow out candles!
We blow up candles!
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--I hope the Neuroi come soon...
--We don't blow out candles!
We blow up candles!
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"Two Hours Later"
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We're ready. Come in.
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"Miyafuji Yoshika,
Welcome to the 501st Joint Fighter Wing!"
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Thank you so much, everyone!
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It seems that people don't talk about
the things they don't want to see.
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Before we begin I have a message from Eila.
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She knew this would happen
so she requested night patrol duty.
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Clever girl.
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Miyafuji, it's been a little while
since you joined, but welcome.
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I don't need any of the food
or drinks served at the party,
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so don't bring me any!
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Oops! I forgot to get a present!
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Guess we'll have to go into town!
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You aren't getting away!
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"Miyafuji Yoshika,
Welcome to the 501st Joint Fighter Wing!"
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Okay, a toast to Miyafuji!
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Cheers!
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Glance. Glance.
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You're not going to drink?
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I know that what Eila said
is bugging you but...
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--Run!
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--Get out while you can!
--Run!
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Oh, I guess she can't handle her alcohol.
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It's alcohol?
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She passed out from drinking?
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Is this why Flight Lt. Takei told us
not to give you anything to drink?
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Alcohol? Is this really alcohol?
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Anybody who can't handle it, tell me.
I'll water it down next time.
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"Disinfectant Ethanol"
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Miyafuji, we're making a break for it!
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One more time...
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"Miyafuji Yoshika,
Welcome to the 501st Joint Fighter Wing!"
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I'd like to forget the past and start over.
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That's a great idea!
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I'll start over from when I decided
to join the military in Fuso!
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"In the war against the Neuroi,
your best friends in the morning
might be gone by evening."
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That means you're going to quit!
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Ethanol!
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"Disinfectant Ethanol"
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"Yamakawa Michiko's
Strike Witches Classroom"
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Hi everybody!
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It's time for Yamakawa Michiko's
Strike Witches Classroom!
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Today I'll be introducing one of the finest
witches of Fuso, Sakamoto Mio!
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Her first battle was in the Fuso Sea Incident,
8 years ago, and she's still fighting.
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She's one of the most veteran
witches in the world!
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She's easygoing, friendly, bold, and honorable,
and cares deeply about her men.
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She's the perfect, ideal witch!
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They also call her the "Samurai,"
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and when she takes her Fuso sword
in hand and charges at the Neuroi...
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She rips them apart!
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Her inherent ability is "Magic Eye."
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When she uses her right eye,
which is normally covered with an eye patch,
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she can identify a Neuroi's core!
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Really amazing, huh?
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She's also a great judge of other people.
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She recognized Perrine and Yoshika's talent,
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and personally invited them to the 501st!
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What a wonderful person!
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Don't you think so, Yoshika?
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00:13:06,140 --> 00:13:07,930
It's me, Yamakawa Michiko from Fuso.
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00:13:07,930 --> 00:13:11,560
I've heard that fighting a long war
can mess with your mind,
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but I'm sure that doesn't happen
to the 501st, right?
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00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:18,310
Next time: "501st, Are You Feeling Stressed?"
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"Next time:
501st, Are You Feeling Stressed?"
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00:13:18,310 --> 00:13:20,400
You've never seen witches like these before!
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