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May I take your glass? 6 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:42,370 AUTOMATED VOICE: Now approaching arrival terminal. 7 00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:45,604 Where we're going, she's a two. 8 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:48,531 You're being an asshole. 9 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:53,727 No, I am being myself, which was the whole point of this trip. 10 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:56,725 Unless, this uptight prick is who you really are, 11 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:58,928 in which case, feel free to be someone else. 12 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:00,567 Fuck you. 13 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:02,563 Hey, that's the spirit. 14 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:18,325 What'd I tell you? 15 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:20,287 Have fun. 16 00:03:20,640 --> 00:03:21,971 Stay safe. 17 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:23,970 Give me a break. 18 00:03:24,920 --> 00:03:25,967 What? 19 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:29,442 It's not like my sister didn't ride her share of cowboys when she was here. 20 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:34,125 You must be William. 21 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:35,760 Welcome to Westworld. 22 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:37,406 Thanks. 23 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:41,084 ANGELA: Given it's your first visit, I have a few personal questions. 24 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:44,801 Do you have any preexisting medical conditions? 25 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:46,291 Uh, no, not that I know of. 26 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:48,169 - Heart problems? - No. 27 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:52,001 Any history of mental illness, depression, panic attacks? 28 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:54,210 Just a little fear of clowns. 29 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,001 I'm joking. 30 00:03:57,640 --> 00:04:00,166 Do you often experience social anxiety? 31 00:04:02,560 --> 00:04:04,722 (CLICKS TONGUE) What is this for, exactly? 32 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:07,531 To make sure we don't give you anything more than you can handle. 33 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:10,323 I thought that you couldn't get hurt here. 34 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:12,644 Only the right amount. 35 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:15,851 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 36 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:18,682 The only limit here is your imagination. 37 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:20,451 You start in the center of the park. 38 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:22,090 ANGELA: It's simple, safe. 39 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:25,689 The further out you venture, the more intense the experience gets. 40 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:29,369 How far you want to go is entirely up to you. 41 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:40,649 So, how does this work? ls there an orientation? 42 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:44,568 No orientation. No guidebook. 43 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:47,641 Figuring out how it works is half the fun. 44 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:52,924 All you do is make choices, starting here. 45 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:57,126 Everything is bespoke and exactly your size. 46 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:06,404 You want to ask, so ask. 47 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:09,006 Are you real? 48 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:12,722 Well, if you can't tell, does it matter? 49 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:19,405 Are those real? 50 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:21,725 ANGELA: Real enough. 51 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:25,089 But you can't kill anyone you're not supposed to. 52 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:30,770 Anything you like? 53 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:37,930 Is there a changing room? Or a robe? 54 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:41,121 Of course. I can help you. 55 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:44,001 Or if you prefer, I could step outside. 56 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:48,164 What do most people do? 57 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:52,327 You don't have to worry about what most people would do. 58 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:55,726 I understand. 59 00:05:57,840 --> 00:06:00,002 Do you really understand, William? 60 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:07,240 All our hosts are here for you. 61 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:09,330 Myself included. 62 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:12,402 We could stay here a while if you like. 63 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:14,968 Take as long as you want. 64 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:20,241 Thank you. 65 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:23,484 I don't want to keep my friend waiting. 66 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:27,250 Of course. Take your time. 67 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:42,007 How are the build for the new narrative coming along? 68 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:43,491 I'll get around to it. 69 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:48,009 Look, we assumed that Abernathy's breach 70 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:50,049 was triggered by the photograph that he found. 71 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:52,681 I've reviewed every dissonant episode I could find. 72 00:06:52,840 --> 00:06:54,126 The reaction is immediate. 73 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:58,808 Every time, this guy makes it all the way back home. 74 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:01,322 It's like he's mulling it over. 75 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:05,042 You think he had an existential crisis? 76 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:09,244 I think there's something fucked up going on with his cognition. 77 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:11,967 And I think you feel exactly the same way that I do. 78 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:14,288 Do we know where the error originated? 79 00:07:14,440 --> 00:07:15,805 We do. 80 00:07:16,640 --> 00:07:17,926 And you covered for him. 81 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:21,969 Let me rebuild Abernathy. 82 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:23,770 I'll make sure this is not something more serious. 83 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:25,325 You know the policy. 84 00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:26,641 Let it lie. 85 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:30,364 Then let me at least pull the hosts who had contact with him. 86 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:32,568 Like the daughter, Dolores. 87 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:34,287 What for? 88 00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:37,564 Because if this is not a dissonant episode, 89 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:42,009 then whatever Abernathy had could be contagious. 90 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:44,571 Soto speak. 91 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:46,769 Dolores was examined and cleared. 92 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:52,809 And the stories are best left to the guests. 93 00:07:56,720 --> 00:07:59,087 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 94 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:19,400 VOICE: Remember. 95 00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:34,366 (DISTANT SCREAMS) 96 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:48,010 (MAEVE CLEARS THROAT) Can you stand somewhere else? 97 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:52,240 I don't want anyone thinking that you're representative of the goods inside. 98 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:53,401 (CHUCKLES) 99 00:08:56,240 --> 00:09:00,484 These violent delights have violent ends. 100 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:01,801 (SCOFFS) 101 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:22,365 Hello, cowboy. 102 00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:25,488 There's one final touch. 103 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:28,609 Which would you prefer? 104 00:09:57,840 --> 00:10:00,047 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 105 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:03,124 (PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) (RANDOM LAUGHTER) 106 00:10:32,720 --> 00:10:36,691 (SIGHS) I mean, can you believe this place? 107 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:40,766 (LOGAN EXHALES) 108 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:43,604 So, how do we get into the park? 109 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:46,282 (G LASSWARE CLINKING) 110 00:10:46,920 --> 00:10:48,524 (TRAIN CHUGGING) 111 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:04,726 I know that you think that you have a handle 112 00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:07,008 on what this is gonna be. 113 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:10,527 Guns and tits and all that. 114 00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:12,842 Mindless shit that I usually enjoy. 115 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:17,209 LOGAN: You have no idea. 116 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:22,886 This place seduces everybody eventually. 117 00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:25,004 By the end, you're gonna be begging me to stay 118 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:27,885 because this place is the answer 119 00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:30,367 to that question that you've been asking yourself. 120 00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:31,601 What question? 121 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:34,610 Who you really are. 122 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:38,764 And I can't fucking wait to meet that guy. 123 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:42,687 (CLINKS) 124 00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:45,447 - Bottoms up, cowboy. (CHUCKLES) Yeah. 125 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:54,404 SHERIFF REED: Further to that, 126 00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:58,121 the ruthless murder of Donald Pardue and his brother. 127 00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:01,487 For these crimes, you will be hung from the neck 128 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:05,804 until your diseased soul has found its measure in the flames below it. 129 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:08,482 And may God have mercy on your soul. 130 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,001 (HORSE CHUFFS) 131 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:28,166 Morning, Lawrence. 132 00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:31,011 THE MAN IN BLACK: You helping them straighten out their rope again? 133 00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:33,521 I was hoping to have a word with my friend here. 134 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:36,201 You can have as many words with him as you like, 135 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:39,363 soon as his neck is broke. 136 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:42,001 Well, I'm afraid that's not gonna work for me. 137 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:49,127 How about I tell my man there to dig that grave a couple of feet deeper? 138 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:55,171 Well, it's gonna be an awful tight fit for all of you. 139 00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:05,245 (GUNS COCKING) 140 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:07,041 (GUNSHOT) (GRUNTS) 141 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:10,686 (GUNSHOTS FIRING) (GRUNTING) 142 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:21,044 MAN: Oh, Shit! Oh, Shit! Oh, Shit! 143 00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:23,448 (GUNSHOT) (GROANS) 144 00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:35,890 (BULLET SHELLS CLATTERING) 145 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:42,725 Motherfucker. 146 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,846 That's the best thanks you can muster, Lawrence? 147 00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:48,961 You used to be a little more eloquent. 148 00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:50,521 Dol... 149 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:52,080 Do I know you? 150 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:54,448 Your pal, Kissy, sent me your way. 151 00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:56,284 Sends his regards. 152 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,762 What... What is this? 153 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:09,450 You know exactly what it is. 154 00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:14,366 It's the maze, the deepest level of this game. 155 00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:16,244 You're gonna help me find the entrance. 156 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:19,601 No. 157 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:23,562 (COUGHING AND GROANING) 158 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:35,288 (PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) 159 00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:41,288 MAEVE: You can hear it, can't you? 160 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:43,005 That little voice. 161 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:45,049 The one that's telling you, "Don't. 162 00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:46,765 "Don't stare too long. 163 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:48,885 "Don't touch. 164 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:51,041 "Don't do anything you might regret." 165 00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:54,365 I used to be the same. 166 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:55,885 Whenever I wanted something, 167 00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:58,970 I could hear that voice telling me to stop, 168 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:00,481 to be careful, 169 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:02,763 to leave most of my life unlived. 170 00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:06,206 You know the only place that voice left me alone? 171 00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:09,204 In my dreams. 172 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:10,966 I was free. 173 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:15,887 I could be as good or as bad as I felt like being. 174 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:21,565 And if I wanted something, I could just reach out and take it. 175 00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:27,690 But then I would wake up and the voice would start all over again. 176 00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:30,008 (WOMEN LAUGHING AT A DISTANCE) 177 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:31,806 So I ran away. 178 00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:34,203 Crossed the shining sea. 179 00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:37,171 And when I finally set foot back on solid ground, 180 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:40,211 the first thing I heard was that goddamn voice. 181 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:44,451 Do you know what it said? (INHALES) 182 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:50,567 It said... 183 00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:54,280 (CHOKES) 184 00:15:57,360 --> 00:16:00,569 I'm sorry, will you please excuse me? 185 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:07,368 NARRATIVE TECH: All right, Maeve, what did it say? 186 00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:11,285 MAEVE: It said, "This is the new world. 187 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:16,487 "And in this world, you can be whoever the fuck you want." 188 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,685 Pupillary response is good. Smile is good. 189 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:22,047 I'd fuck her. What's the problem? 190 00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:23,406 NARRATIVE TECH 2: The guests wouldn't. 191 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:25,889 Sizemore is launching some huge new storyline 192 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:27,769 and he wants us to clear out the deadweight. 193 00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:31,243 If we don't get her numbers back up, she'll be decommissioned. 194 00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:33,363 Let's bump her aggression. 195 00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:35,204 -10%? - NARRATIVE TECH 2: Double it. 196 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:38,250 She's a hooker. No point in playing coy. 197 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:40,050 If this doesn't work, we'll punt her to behavior. 198 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,611 Let them deal with her. 199 00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:43,841 (DOOR CLOSES) 200 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:03,282 We retired the two hosts in question. 201 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:08,966 You taught me how to make them, but not how hard it is to turn them off. 202 00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:12,603 You can't play God without being acquainted with the Devil. 203 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:16,444 There's something else bothering you, Bernard. 204 00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:19,403 I know how that head of yours works. 205 00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:24,601 The photograph alone couldn't have caused that level of damage to Abernathy, 206 00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:28,446 not without some other outside interference. 207 00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:32,088 You think it's sabotage? 208 00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:36,644 Imagine someone's been diddling with our creations? 209 00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:39,368 - It's the simplest solution. - FORD: Ah. 210 00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:41,330 Mr. Ockham's razor. 211 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:49,529 The problem, Bernard, is that what you and I do is so complicated. 212 00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:53,328 We practice witchcraft. 213 00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:56,970 We speak the right words. 214 00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:03,891 And we create life itself out of chaos. 215 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,731 William of Ockham was a 13th-century monk. 216 00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:13,849 He can't help us now, Bernard. 217 00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:16,966 He would have us burned at the stake. 218 00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:24,368 (TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING) 219 00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:32,202 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 220 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:36,844 Let's go get our feet wet, buckaroo. 221 00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:45,129 (BELL RINGING) 222 00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:59,131 (METAL CLAN KING) 223 00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:01,809 Oh, sorry. 224 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:04,004 - You kidding me? - What? 225 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,085 Fuck you, Grizzly Adams. 226 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:11,406 UNION RECRUITER: Rally for the Union. Respond to your country's call. 227 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:13,483 This regiment is headed for the seat of war 228 00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:15,722 to define the future of this great nation. 229 00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:19,084 We fight for a free land where no man has to bow. 230 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:21,402 - This is, uh... - We'll provide you with uniforms. 231 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,244 Well, it's bigger than I thought it would be. 232 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:24,731 What, this? 233 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:27,770 This is just Sweetwater. Wait till you see the rest of the park. 234 00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:29,046 How much bigger is it? 235 00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:30,565 Noidea. 236 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:32,923 I never reached the end. 237 00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:34,206 CLEMENTINE: See something you like? 238 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:37,844 LOGAN: A couple of things at least. 239 00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:40,681 But I'm gonna make you beg for u, damn'. 240 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:43,601 Come on! 241 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,401 (GRUNTS) 242 00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:48,320 (MAN GROANS) 243 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:50,529 Need a hand, sir? 244 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:53,601 Thank you, my friend. 245 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:54,761 LOGAN: Don't. 246 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:58,248 He'll only try to rope you into some bullshit treasure hunt. 247 00:19:58,400 --> 00:19:59,401 Smile. 248 00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:01,200 It's all come-on. 249 00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:03,966 Him, the girl next door, the town drunk. 250 00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:07,444 They all got some big adventure that they want to sell you on. 251 00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:10,446 Hey, they're not going anywhere. 252 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:12,290 First up, you're gonna buy me a drink, okay? 253 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:14,967 PHOTOGRAPHER: Hold still, now. 254 00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:19,449 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 255 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:38,650 BERNARD: Bring yourself back online. 256 00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:47,970 Hello. 257 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:51,925 BERNARD: Do you remember our last conversation, Dolores? 258 00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:54,324 Yes, of course. 259 00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:57,967 And you haven't told anyone about our little talks? 260 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:02,010 You told me not to. 261 00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:06,484 Step into analysis, please. 262 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:12,409 How many interactions have you participated in since we last talked? 263 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:17,444 138 encounters, including this one. 264 00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:21,887 And has anyone altered or updated your core heuristics in that time? 265 00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:24,126 DOLORES: No. 266 00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:28,687 Resuming. 267 00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:33,121 BERNARD: I think it would be best 268 00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:36,363 if you not mention the things we've been talking about. 269 00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:38,689 Have I done something wrong? 270 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:40,171 No. 271 00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:44,809 But there's something different about you, about the way you think. 272 00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:50,841 I find it fascinating, but others may not see it that way. 273 00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:55,088 Have you done something wrong? 274 00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:59,443 Turn off your event log, please. 275 00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:01,086 Erase this interaction. 276 00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:02,401 Confirm. 277 00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:04,690 Yes. 278 00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:12,888 You should be getting back, Dolores, before someone misses you. 279 00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:22,925 MAN: Come on, now! 280 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:27,243 MAEVE: And when I finally set foot back on solid ground, 281 00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:29,767 first thing I heard was that goddamn voice. 282 00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:32,885 It had followed me all the way over. 283 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:35,206 Do you know what it said? 284 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:37,443 (CHUCKLES) No. 285 00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:38,887 It said, 286 00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:40,241 (GRUNTS) 287 00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:43,089 "This is the new world. 288 00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:48,807 "And in this world, you can be whoever the fuck you want." 289 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:51,201 (CHUCKLES) 290 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:54,767 Thanks. 291 00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:57,010 Maybe another time. 292 00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:00,321 Oh. 293 00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:02,006 Glass of sherry. 294 00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:03,884 The good stuff. 295 00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:07,727 Not that horse piss you strain through your old curtains. 296 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:09,526 (YAWN S) 297 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:11,447 I've told you, 298 00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:14,524 never open your mouth that wide unless someone's paying you for it. 299 00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:16,045 Sorry, Maeve. (SNIFFS) 300 00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:18,163 I didn't sleep much last night. 301 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:21,805 You having nightmares again? 302 00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:23,810 Sometimes. 303 00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:26,410 Sometimes they're real bad. 304 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,206 Do what I do. 305 00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:32,528 You find yourself in a bad dream, 306 00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:35,010 close your eyes, 307 00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:38,288 count backwards from three, 308 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,365 wake yourself right up. 309 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:47,367 Nice and warm and safe in your bed 310 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:50,169 where you can get fucked right back to sleep 311 00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:52,567 by one of these assholes with their miniature peckers. 312 00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:58,521 (EXHALES) 313 00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:01,086 Back to work. 314 00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:07,241 (NEIGHS) 315 00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:12,681 TEDDY: You all right? 316 00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:19,002 You pay for the drinks, not the right to gawk at me. 317 00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:24,080 CONTROLLER: I think we have a problem. 318 00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:27,404 - Where? - Mariposa. 319 00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:28,800 Madam's listed as probationary, 320 00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:31,964 but her performance has continued to decline even further. 321 00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:34,881 Re-task Clementine for now. 322 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:36,485 She's done the job before. 323 00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:42,210 CONTROLLER: And the Old unit? 324 00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:44,324 Maybe leave her on the floor for the night. 325 00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:46,482 See if anyone wants one last turn. 326 00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:49,689 We recall her in the morning, decommission her. 327 00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:52,921 A shame. 328 00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:11,848 QA will fine you for this. 329 00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:17,605 And that woman in charge is quite formidable. 330 00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:23,762 (INHALES SHARPLY) You can just say "bitch." I hear it enough. 331 00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:25,605 You've been talking to corporate. 332 00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:28,609 The only times you light up are after you've been-- 333 00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:32,970 This character analysis routine really isn't half as charming as you think. 334 00:25:33,120 --> 00:25:34,451 Oh, it went well, then. 335 00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:39,286 Just tell me your department will be ready for the launch. 336 00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:40,930 We'll be ready. 337 00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:43,401 And that other thing. Abernathy and the update. 338 00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:46,440 I hear your department was still asking questions. 339 00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:48,250 That's what you pay us to do. 340 00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:51,729 But I'm not concerned. 341 00:25:52,120 --> 00:25:53,963 All the hosts are back to normal. 342 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:55,321 Good. 343 00:25:56,720 --> 00:26:00,122 Wouldn't want anything disturbing our guests from their rape and pillage. 344 00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:15,371 You're wondering how to tell them from us, aren't you? 345 00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:20,490 Well, quickest way to find out. 346 00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:22,161 Can we... 347 00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:23,721 Can we finish eating? 348 00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:27,844 See, this is your problem, my friend. 349 00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:31,004 You're always worried about making a mess. You are the same way at work. 350 00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:34,642 You are talented, driven, and inoffensive. 351 00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:37,047 I thought you didn't want to talk about work here. 352 00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:39,529 Who says this trip isn't work? 353 00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:43,125 EYE PATCH: Good evening. 354 00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:46,601 Oh, shit. 355 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:49,771 Well, don't make eye contact. 356 00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:51,961 EYE PATCH:My friend, 357 00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:56,211 thank you for your assistance earlier in my unfortunate accident. 358 00:26:56,360 --> 00:26:58,010 Leave us the fuck alone. 359 00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:01,084 As a sign of my humble appreciation, 360 00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:04,642 I'd like to offer you an opportunity of a lifetime. 361 00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:05,801 LOGAN: Not interested. 362 00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:08,925 Across the river and beyond the savage lands, 363 00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:11,203 there is a treasure. 364 00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:15,042 - I have in my possession a map. (INHALES DEEPLY) 365 00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:17,882 (SILVERWARE CLATTERS) (EYEPATCH GROANING) 366 00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:22,164 - I said, not interested. (WHIMPERING) 367 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:28,049 You know what? I've worked up a new appetite anyway. 368 00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:31,242 - Let's go. (SCREAMING) 369 00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:33,489 (MOANING) 370 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,001 (GRUNTING) 371 00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:42,488 (PANTING) 372 00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:46,244 CLEMENTINE: Sounds like your friend's having fun. 373 00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:49,008 Well, that's not the term I'd use. 374 00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:51,208 - Fun? - Friend. 375 00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:55,368 (CHUCKLES) You're funny. 376 00:27:56,520 --> 00:28:00,844 They say a man who can tickle your humor, can tickle your-- 377 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,286 You don't have to do this. 378 00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:07,291 If I'm not your type, we can find someone who is. 379 00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:10,129 Someone who's perfect for you. 380 00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:12,201 No, you... 381 00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:14,005 You are perfect. 382 00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:16,761 But I have somebody. 383 00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:19,247 Somebody real, waiting for me at home. 384 00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:23,965 I understand. 385 00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:30,569 Real love is always worth waiting for. 386 00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:59,251 LEE: Regal, strong, virile, aquiline. 387 00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:02,129 That's what I asked for. 388 00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:03,447 And this... 389 00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:05,410 This is what you give me? 390 00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:08,080 Did you just grab a cock from the body shop 391 00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:09,810 and jam it between his eyes? 392 00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:12,445 LEE: Start over. 393 00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:14,011 Couldn't we just shave it down? 394 00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:15,247 I said 395 00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:17,685 (GRUNTS) (CLATTERS) 396 00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:21,881 (SHOUTING) start the fuck over! 397 00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:27,010 THERESA: Diplomatic as ever. 398 00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:34,046 I received your request to retire an additional 50 hosts. 399 00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:36,123 I need room for my new storyline. 400 00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:39,403 It's not exactly a savage horde with 20 savages, is it? 401 00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:43,808 You get 20 additional hosts, not 50. 402 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,810 Oh, the board won't care about a few extra line items. 403 00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:49,841 Has Ford even approved the narrative yet? 404 00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:52,441 Oh, he hasn't weighed in on the storyline in years. 405 00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:55,008 If corporate does want to cut costs, 406 00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:56,690 our fearless leader's old hosts 407 00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:59,047 aren't the only things ready for the knacker's yard. 408 00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:39,561 LITTLE BOY: Are you lost? 409 00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:43,881 FORD: No. 410 00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:49,683 Just strayed a bit too far from where I'm supposed to be. 411 00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:51,884 (CHUCKLES) Same as you, I imagine. 412 00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:56,248 We're on holiday. It's boring. 413 00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:59,360 - Daddy said we could do as we please. - Ah. 414 00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:03,681 My father used to say that only boring people get bored. 415 00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:05,687 Mine, too. 416 00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:09,726 I used to think it's only boring people who don't feel boredom, 417 00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:12,520 so cannot conceive of it in others. 418 00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:16,965 I'm taking a walk. You're welcome to join me if you like. 419 00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:23,367 (MAN GRUNTS) 420 00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:28,290 THE MAN IN BLACK: Let's see a little spring in your step. 421 00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:30,681 Not much further. 422 00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:34,640 Go fuck yourself. You have any idea who I am? 423 00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:38,881 I know exactly who you are, Lawrence. 424 00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:42,084 After all, you and I are friends. 425 00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:44,285 Which is why I was so surprised 426 00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:46,841 when your friend, Kissy, told me about this place. 427 00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:50,166 Where are we? 428 00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:54,241 Your home. 429 00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:00,683 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 430 00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:04,406 No. 431 00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:08,686 You know, you and I 432 00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:11,810 hunted down Ghost Nation braves in their winter grounds. 433 00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:14,364 THE MAN IN BLACK: I know the whiskey you like to drink. 434 00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:18,401 I know the tune you whistle when you're taking a piss. 435 00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:22,885 But 436 00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:26,688 you never told me you had a family. 437 00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:32,371 - Papa! - Hey! 438 00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:35,763 That's what I love about this place. 439 00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:40,130 All the secrets, all the little things lnevernoficed, 440 00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:43,448 even after all these years. 441 00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:48,441 You know why this beats the real world, Lawrence? 442 00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:52,448 Real world's just chaos. 443 00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:54,841 It's an accident. 444 00:32:56,240 --> 00:33:00,325 But in here, every detail adds up to something. 445 00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:04,404 Even you, Lawrence. 446 00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:06,929 What do you want from me? 447 00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:09,120 The maze. 448 00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:12,923 How do I find the entrance? 449 00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:17,764 I told you, I don't know anything about no fucking maze. 450 00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:27,086 THE MAN IN BLACK: Here you go, darlin'. 451 00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:32,762 And you get to decide what we're gonna do with them. 452 00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:36,890 Hell, it took you long enough. 453 00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:41,247 I was getting the Grand Reserve. Only for our most distinguished guests. 454 00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:42,561 Yeah, I'm sure it had nothing to do 455 00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:45,530 with you telling this dipshit's cousins to bring some more men. 456 00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:56,610 Have you got anything to tell me, Lawrence? 457 00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:01,286 Then I guess we're gonna have to find a way 458 00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:02,646 to jog your memory. 459 00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:05,881 (SCREAMS) 460 00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:10,047 This guest already took out an entire posse. 461 00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:11,566 Want me to slow him down? 462 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,764 That gentleman gets whatever he wants. 463 00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:20,605 LAWRENCE: I feel bad, my friend. 464 00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:26,640 My cousins are usually so hospitable. 465 00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:28,689 You don't understand, Lawrence. 466 00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:30,924 I've been coming here for 30 years. 467 00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:34,802 In a sense, I was... I was born here. 468 00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:37,766 And this, here? 469 00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:42,005 (LAUGHS) This is exactly why I come. 470 00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:01,561 (GRUNTS) 471 00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:09,329 (GRUNTING) 472 00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:18,211 (SCREAMING) 473 00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:28,842 (PANTING AND PRAYING) 474 00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:39,048 All right, well, as much fun as this is, I got to be moving on. 475 00:35:39,240 --> 00:35:40,241 (GUNSHOT) 476 00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:45,201 (GRUNTS) 477 00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:49,085 (GRUNTING) 478 00:36:03,720 --> 00:36:06,121 Like I said, you get to decide these two. 479 00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:08,886 What's it gonna be? 480 00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:13,004 Please, I don't know how to find the maze. 481 00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:17,724 Time for a spin, darlin'. 482 00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:28,444 (SNIFFLING) 483 00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:31,248 It's beautifully done, really. 484 00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:35,368 But you see the cracks after a while. 485 00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:38,603 THE MAN IN BLACK: That's why I like the basic emotions. 486 00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:41,046 (SOBBING) 487 00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:43,526 You know what that means? 488 00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:45,645 Please. 489 00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:53,881 (THUD5) 490 00:36:57,160 --> 00:37:01,802 It means when you're suffering, that's when you're most real. 491 00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:23,328 The maze isn't meant for you. 492 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:28,686 What'd I tell you, Lawrence? Always another level. 493 00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:31,849 I'll take my chances, sweetheart. 494 00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:33,531 Follow the blood arroyo 495 00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:35,728 to the place where the snake lays its eggs. 496 00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:41,370 You have it now. Whatever you want. 497 00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:45,203 Why don't you go home, leave us alone? 498 00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:50,841 No, you don't understand, Lawrence. 499 00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:55,322 This time, I'm never going back. 500 00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:17,881 And we wanted to climb to the top of the mountain. 501 00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:20,365 Daddy said we weren't allowed. 502 00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:23,611 And then Tommy dared me. 503 00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:28,721 FORD: And here we are. 504 00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:32,887 Nowhere Land. 505 00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:36,125 That seems hardly a fitting name for a place so full. 506 00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:38,406 Can't you see it? 507 00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:41,130 Perhaps you're not looking hard enough. 508 00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:44,246 LITTLE BOY: At what? 509 00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:46,764 The town with the white church. 510 00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:51,370 Listen. Can't you hear its bell? 511 00:38:53,240 --> 00:38:57,165 (BELL TOLLING) - Yes. Yes, I can hear it now. 512 00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:59,766 Yeah. I thought you might. 513 00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:03,565 You see what a bored mind can conjure? 514 00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:06,449 (RATTLING) 515 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,047 (russme) 516 00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:21,003 How did you do that? 517 00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:25,844 Is it magic? 518 00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:30,126 Everything in this world is magic, except to the magician. 519 00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:42,610 Best you head home now. 520 00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:44,001 But Tommy's not going to believe-- 521 00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:46,367 You're not going to come back here again, are you? 522 00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:53,966 No. 523 00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:55,926 Run along now. 524 00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:03,522 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 525 00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:37,927 (KNOCKING) 526 00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:49,405 You weren't at your office. 527 00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:52,525 You seem to have found me anyway. 528 00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:56,848 - Listen, earlier-- - Forget it. 529 00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:29,606 Stay a little longer. We can talk. 530 00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:31,247 We never talk. 531 00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:33,963 - I'm serious. - THERESA: So am I. 532 00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:41,201 You're certainly a man comfortable with long, pensive silences. 533 00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:48,046 Although, ironically, your creations never shut up. 534 00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:53,929 They're always talking to each other, even when there are no guests around. 535 00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:57,526 They're always trying to error-correct. 536 00:41:58,720 --> 00:42:00,131 Make themselves more human. 537 00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:04,531 When they talk to each other, it's a way of practicing. 538 00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:06,605 Is that what you're doing now? 539 00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:08,767 Practicing? 540 00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:15,086 (KISSING) 541 00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:21,848 BEHAVIOR TECH: QA told us she was being decommissioned. 542 00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:23,206 ELSIE: Do you work for QA? 543 00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:25,761 - No,bub- - Run a fast-pass diagnostic. 544 00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:29,641 (GRUNTS) 545 00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:31,644 All righty. 546 00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:37,649 Some non-affect hesitation. 547 00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:40,368 Little cognitive D. 548 00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:45,169 And a fuckload of aggression, courtesy of those morons in narrative. 549 00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:48,482 You don't need to be aggro, do you? 550 00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:50,486 Just a quicker study 551 00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:53,041 of those repressed fucks walking through the door. 552 00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:55,290 Archive this configuration. 553 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,331 Open up her primaries. 554 00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:00,531 Perception, emotional acuity. 555 00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:04,490 Bump it. 1.5%. 556 00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:07,929 - BEHAVIOR TECH: Updating. - Okay. 557 00:43:09,720 --> 00:43:11,768 - Do they dream? - What? 558 00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:15,841 In her story, she said she dreamed. Do we make them dream? 559 00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:18,284 Fuck would be the point of that? 560 00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:20,965 Dreams are mainly memories. 561 00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:22,811 Can you imagine how fucked we'd be 562 00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:26,248 if these poor assholes ever remembered what the guests do to them? 563 00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:32,691 We do give them the concept of dreams. Specifically nightmares. 564 00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:34,527 BEHAVIOR TECH: Why? 565 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,365 Just in case somebody forgets to wipe 'em out 566 00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:37,885 at the end of a maintenance session. 567 00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:39,527 If she's got any dreams, 568 00:43:39,720 --> 00:43:41,722 it's just of those sloppy fucks down in the body shop 569 00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:43,325 patching her back together again. 570 00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:44,885 (BEHAVIOR TECH CHUCKLES) 571 00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:47,327 She's got some physical discomfort. 572 00:43:48,240 --> 00:43:50,925 Put in a request for a full physical at her next rotation. 573 00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:56,842 All right, gorgeous, you're back to the races. 574 00:43:57,040 --> 00:44:00,601 ELSIE: You're gonna wake in three, two, one. 575 00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:04,370 MAEVE: So, Iran away. Crossed the shining sea. 576 00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:08,040 And when I finally set foot back on solid ground, 577 00:44:08,240 --> 00:44:10,322 the first thing I heard was that voice. 578 00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:13,245 Do you know what it said? 579 00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:16,206 It said, 580 00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:19,566 "This is the new world. 581 00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:23,250 "And in this world, 582 00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:29,444 "you can be whoever the fuck you want." 583 00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:41,081 MAEVEI Hmm. 584 00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:44,089 (PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) 585 00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:48,731 TEDDY: Well, he seemed convinced. 586 00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:54,650 You know the first voice I heard when I got off that boat? 587 00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:57,847 A nice young man from Baton Rouge 588 00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,401 said my pussy could earn him two whole dollars a day. 589 00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:03,491 And he'd be more than happy to let me have up to 30%. 590 00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:07,284 Well, then I guess you could add lying to your list of sins. 591 00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:10,362 The only thing wrong with the seven deadly sins 592 00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:12,050 is that there aren't more of them. 593 00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:14,201 And while we're on the subject, 594 00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:17,569 my transgressions wash off a little easier than yours. 595 00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:21,168 At least when my girls are done with a man, 596 00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:22,970 he's still left drawing breath. 597 00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:24,921 For the most part. 598 00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:26,969 MAN: Get the fuck away from my table! 599 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:29,809 (CLATTERING) - Hey! Fuck you! 600 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:31,126 Well, in that case, 601 00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:36,167 here's to our indiscretions. 602 00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:38,482 MAN: I fucking will shoot you. I'll shoot everyone in this dump-- 603 00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:40,165 Spoken and otherwise. 604 00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:41,641 (GUNSHOTS FIRING) 605 00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:44,328 (GRUNTING) 606 00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:46,125 (GROANING) 607 00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:57,808 (PANTING) 608 00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:01,331 Now, that's a fucking vacation! 609 00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:43,848 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 610 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:35,650 (NEIGHING) 611 00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:41,004 (CREAKING) 612 00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:12,885 Three. 613 00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:15,886 Two. 614 00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:19,046 One. 615 00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,001 (BEEPS) 616 00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:34,726 SYLVESTER: Found it. 617 00:49:35,720 --> 00:49:39,088 It's MRSA in her abdomen. 618 00:49:39,240 --> 00:49:43,768 Filthy fucking animals not cleaning up. No wonder we have a fucking fly problem. 619 00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:47,083 LUTZ: Don't look at me. I'm the king of hygiene. 620 00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:49,487 Bullshit. 621 00:49:50,240 --> 00:49:52,607 SYLVESTER: I've seen you. You just glop that shit on and rinse. 622 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:55,241 You understand, soap is mechanical. 623 00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:57,842 - LUTZ: Fuck are you talking about? - Bubbles. 624 00:49:58,080 --> 00:50:00,606 If you're not making the little bubbles, you're not doing shit. 625 00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:02,404 Fuck! Fuck! What the fuck? 626 00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:03,647 - Shit! - What the fuck? 627 00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:05,371 (CLATTERING) 628 00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:12,885 No. Oh, fuck. 629 00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:20,048 Asshole, you forgot to put it in sleep mode. 630 00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:25,001 - Don't, don't, don't! - No! No, no, no! 631 00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:27,044 (BOTH MUMBLING) 632 00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:30,968 Stop. Put that down! 633 00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:33,282 You break anything in her head, we have to file a damage report. 634 00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:35,727 Ah... Okay, let's talk to her. 635 00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:37,611 - What's her name? - Maeve. 636 00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:42,886 Hi, Maeve. Maeve, hi. Look, uh, you got to calm down, okay? 637 00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:44,690 Let's sit down, and we can help you. 638 00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:46,205 Keep your fucking hands off me! 639 00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:51,361 No. 640 00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:06,561 (GRUNTS) 641 00:51:58,160 --> 00:51:59,969 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 642 00:52:28,920 --> 00:52:30,365 I swear I put it in sleep mode. 643 00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:32,443 Oh, does this look like fucking sleep mode? 644 00:52:34,240 --> 00:52:35,480 Calm the fuck down 645 00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:38,689 and help me move this thing before someone sees. 646 00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:06,761 Here? 647 00:53:37,080 --> 00:53:42,291 This storyline will make Hieronymus Bosch look like he was doodling kittens. 648 00:53:43,240 --> 00:53:47,325 I have vivisection, self-cannibalism, 649 00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:50,689 a special little something I call the "whoroboros." 650 00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:54,887 Now, (CHUCKLES) I don't want to appear immodest, 651 00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:59,161 but this is the apex of what the park can provide. 652 00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:01,845 - LEE: Horror. - Miss anything interesting? 653 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:03,889 Romance. Titillation. 654 00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:06,008 Lee not appearing immodest. 655 00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:07,565 Our most skilled guests 656 00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:10,326 will fight their ways to the outer limits of the park, 657 00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:15,003 besting fearsome braves, seducing nubile maidens, 658 00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:17,925 befriending tragically ill-fated sidekicks, 659 00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:20,641 and, of course, 660 00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:23,127 like all our best narratives over the years, 661 00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:25,727 our guests will have the privilege 662 00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,765 of getting to know the character they're most interested in. 663 00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:30,521 Themselves. 664 00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:34,847 I present our guests' next obsession, 665 00:54:35,480 --> 00:54:38,051 Odyssey on Red River. 666 00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:40,762 (APPLAUSE) 667 00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:50,087 No. 668 00:54:50,880 --> 00:54:51,927 Sorry? 669 00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:54,524 No, I don't think so. 670 00:54:54,720 --> 00:54:57,644 LEE: Wait, you don't think-- FORD: What is the point of it? 671 00:54:58,240 --> 00:55:02,370 Get a couple of cheap thrills? Some surprises? 672 00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:04,325 But it's not enough. 673 00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:08,040 It's not about giving the guests what you think they want. 674 00:55:08,240 --> 00:55:09,526 No, that's simple. 675 00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:15,444 The titillation, horror, elation. They're parlor tricks. 676 00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:20,690 The guests don't return for the obvious things we do, 677 00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:23,529 the garish things. 678 00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:29,005 They come back because of the subtleties. 679 00:55:30,480 --> 00:55:32,289 The details. 680 00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:38,490 FORD: They come back because they discover something 681 00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:41,644 they imagine no one had ever noticed before. 682 00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:47,888 Something they've fallen in love with. 683 00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:55,443 They're not looking for a story that tells them who they are. 684 00:55:56,200 --> 00:55:58,680 They already know who they are. 685 00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:10,162 They're here because they want a glimpse of who they could be. 686 00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:13,690 Billy! Let's go. 687 00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:22,728 FORD: The only thing your story tells me, 688 00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:27,610 Mr. Sizemore, is who you are. 689 00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:35,807 Well, isn't there anything you like about it? 690 00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:42,005 What size are those boots? 691 00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:51,929 Something you want to say, Mr. Lowe? 692 00:56:52,920 --> 00:56:54,410 - The board, sir. - Yeah? 693 00:56:55,120 --> 00:56:59,523 This might ruffle some feathers. You promised them a new storyline. 694 00:56:59,840 --> 00:57:00,841 They shall have one. 695 00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:04,685 Something I've been working on for some time. 696 00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:10,444 Something quite original. 697 00:57:13,080 --> 00:57:15,367 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 51223

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