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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:52,000 [growling] 2 00:00:58,900 --> 00:01:01,200 [knocks] 3 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,100 [groans] 4 00:03:42,100 --> 00:03:46,300 [female] Stanley, Stanley, quit screwin' around! 5 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:52,200 Stanley! 6 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:55,800 Stanley, I'm right in the middle of my program! 7 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:58,400 For Chrissake, Stanley! 8 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:01,700 Lay off me, beautiful, I almost got this baby wired. 9 00:04:07,700 --> 00:04:12,300 Yeah... it's gonna be... dynamite. 10 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,000 Whoa! 11 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:16,900 Hey, my TV flipped out. 12 00:04:16,900 --> 00:04:19,000 I missed the new Noodles video. 13 00:04:19,700 --> 00:04:22,000 Earth Station Putterman is at it again. 14 00:04:22,900 --> 00:04:25,100 Oh, Daddy. 15 00:04:25,100 --> 00:04:27,500 - ...but I think it's okay. - I think this thing is a piece of-- 16 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:28,900 - He's such a dork. - [clunk] 17 00:04:29,900 --> 00:04:32,100 He thinks he's a genius, what can you do? 18 00:04:32,100 --> 00:04:34,200 - [doorbell rings] - Oh, I'll get it. 19 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:38,100 [sighs] And one and two. 20 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:43,500 Hi, Gramps! 21 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:44,800 Hey, honeybee. 22 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:46,500 You know the one about the U-2s? 23 00:04:46,500 --> 00:04:48,900 - Uh, the band? - No, the spy planes. 24 00:04:48,900 --> 00:04:52,000 Oh, yeah, I think I saw 'em on MTV. 25 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,600 MTV? 26 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:55,000 Phooey! 27 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,000 [water trickles] 28 00:04:59,100 --> 00:05:00,700 [crackles] 29 00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:02,000 [Stanley] Je-sus! 30 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,900 What's with this thing, Norton, I'm gettin' electrocuted here? 31 00:05:04,900 --> 00:05:06,800 I tried to warn you, Mr. P. 32 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:09,600 These do-it-yourself 100s are kinda temperamental. 33 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:12,900 Yeah, gimme a break guy, I need a hand here. 34 00:05:12,900 --> 00:05:15,200 Sorry, Mr. Putterman, no can do. 35 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:17,500 The warranty covers repairs only. 36 00:05:17,500 --> 00:05:19,800 You insisted on the 100, Mr. P. 37 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:20,900 I told you they were trouble. 38 00:05:20,900 --> 00:05:23,700 Yeah? Well, when I get through with her, 39 00:05:23,700 --> 00:05:27,200 she's gonna be the hottest dish in town. 40 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:35,700 ...four, five, six, seven, eight. one, two three... 41 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:41,100 Hi Dad, how was downtown today? 42 00:05:41,100 --> 00:05:42,700 Downtown, phooey! 43 00:05:42,700 --> 00:05:44,500 I'm sick a downtown. 44 00:05:44,500 --> 00:05:47,200 Used to be the place to go, talk to people, 45 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:48,800 disseminate your literature-- 46 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:50,900 feel like you were doin' some good in the world. 47 00:05:50,900 --> 00:05:53,000 Now it's just bums and weirdos 48 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:55,200 and kooks coming out of the woodwork. 49 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:58,400 Getting so decent folks won't even stop and talk. 50 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:00,700 Oh, Daddy, don't be so paranoid. 51 00:06:02,100 --> 00:06:04,400 Hey, soldier, 52 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:06,100 got that radar up yet? 53 00:06:06,100 --> 00:06:08,100 It's not radar, pop. 54 00:06:08,100 --> 00:06:11,400 It's a satellite dish, you know a TV receiver. 55 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:12,800 Satellite, you say? 56 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:16,200 I wonder if it could pick up recon satellites? 57 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:18,500 Keep track of enemy troop movements. 58 00:06:18,500 --> 00:06:21,600 It might be a handy little addition to my home defense unit. 59 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:28,900 [ray gun sound] 60 00:06:28,900 --> 00:06:30,600 Holy tomato. 61 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:33,400 Ahh! Brain shot! 62 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:36,400 Belly down, soldier, the geeks aren't through with you yet! 63 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:38,700 Bam! Bam! Bam! 64 00:06:38,700 --> 00:06:42,300 Hey, hey, hey, would you guys grow up? 65 00:06:42,300 --> 00:06:44,300 - Hi, Dad. - Hey, Sherm. 66 00:06:44,300 --> 00:06:46,000 I gotcha, Grampa. 67 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,700 Captured your radar too. 68 00:06:47,700 --> 00:06:49,400 Hell of an assault, soldier! 69 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:52,200 Damn fine show of fire power. 70 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:57,100 Say, Mr. P, you mind if I grab another Heinie? 71 00:06:58,300 --> 00:07:02,000 Look, Norton, if you're gonna hang out and guzzle my Heinies, 72 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:03,500 the least you could do is give me a hand here. 73 00:07:03,500 --> 00:07:06,300 Sorry, Mr. P., the contract says repairs only. 74 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:08,900 [bang] You want repairs? 75 00:07:08,900 --> 00:07:11,800 - I'll show you repairs! - Mr. Putterman. 76 00:07:18,100 --> 00:07:19,600 There! 77 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:21,500 Now let's talk repairs! 78 00:07:21,500 --> 00:07:23,900 [thunderclap] 79 00:07:43,700 --> 00:07:45,300 Je-sus! 80 00:07:45,900 --> 00:07:47,700 What the hell was that? 81 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:52,600 Man, I've never seen anything like that before. 82 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:55,100 Stanley, what is going on? 83 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:56,600 What the heck was that noise? 84 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:58,100 Where's my workout show? 85 00:07:58,100 --> 00:07:59,700 [TV sounds] 86 00:07:59,700 --> 00:08:02,700 Hey-hey, Mr. Putterman, check it out. 87 00:08:02,700 --> 00:08:05,000 [Spanish broadcast] 88 00:08:07,500 --> 00:08:09,200 All right, Putterman. 89 00:08:09,700 --> 00:08:11,100 What a guy. 90 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:16,700 [Stanley] Get ready, you guys. 91 00:08:16,700 --> 00:08:18,900 This baby is going to open 92 00:08:18,900 --> 00:08:23,100 a whole new dimension in television pleasure. 93 00:08:23,100 --> 00:08:26,700 - Oh, boy. - Oh, Stanley, I'm so excited. 94 00:08:26,700 --> 00:08:28,100 [beeps] 95 00:08:28,100 --> 00:08:29,200 [raucous laughter] 96 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:31,100 Check it out! 97 00:08:34,900 --> 00:08:37,200 Dyno-picture. 98 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:39,200 Hey, nice one, Dad. 99 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:42,300 Oh, très impressimo. 100 00:08:42,300 --> 00:08:45,800 [chuckles] Pleasure palace, here we come. 101 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:54,200 Troop movements, leave it here. 102 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,900 No way! 103 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:07,900 [moaning] 104 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:13,500 Channel 69, Pop. 105 00:09:13,500 --> 00:09:14,600 Stanley! 106 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:16,400 This is grungy! 107 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:17,800 Where's MTV? 108 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:19,500 MTV? 109 00:09:19,500 --> 00:09:20,700 No problem. 110 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:26,000 ♪ I'm a liar and I'm a cheat ♪ 111 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,300 Leave it, leave it, I love this song! 112 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:33,200 Echh! He is so nasty. 113 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:35,200 Intellectual decay! 114 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:36,900 Turn it off, it'll rot your brain cells. 115 00:09:36,900 --> 00:09:38,500 It's the international conspiracy! 116 00:09:38,500 --> 00:09:40,200 Hey, hey, hey, careful, you're gonna break it. 117 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:42,800 You're gonna break it, careful, watch it! 118 00:09:57,400 --> 00:09:58,500 What the hell? 119 00:09:59,100 --> 00:10:01,200 [screaming] 120 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:24,500 Gosh, that coulda burned down the whole house! 121 00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:26,700 Stanley, you call Norton right this second! 122 00:10:26,700 --> 00:10:28,000 No, no, no, look. 123 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,200 It's fine, it's workin' fine, it's cool. 124 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:32,100 [thunder] 125 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:35,700 Oh boy, Medusa. 126 00:10:43,300 --> 00:10:46,300 Hello, bloodsuckers. 127 00:10:46,300 --> 00:10:49,500 Ready to be turned to stone? 128 00:10:49,500 --> 00:10:51,400 Will you look at those hooters? 129 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:52,900 Holy tomato! 130 00:10:52,900 --> 00:10:55,200 Let's watch her tonight, okay, Grampa? 131 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:57,000 All the way to midnight. 132 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,900 Hell yeah, we'll watch her. 133 00:10:58,900 --> 00:11:01,000 What about brain rot, Dad? 134 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,300 The intellectual conspiracy? 135 00:11:03,300 --> 00:11:06,100 I've said it before and I'll say it again, 136 00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:09,000 war stories and monster movies are educational. 137 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,800 They're survival oriented. 138 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:13,500 They always neutralize the enemy in the end. 139 00:11:24,900 --> 00:11:26,000 [doorbell rings] 140 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,800 I'll get it, it's OD. 141 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:29,700 O who? 142 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:32,500 OD, my new boyfriend. 143 00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:34,800 Oh, Irish boy? 144 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:37,900 New boyfriend, what happened to the Weinstein boy? 145 00:11:37,900 --> 00:11:40,600 Squidsville, Mommy, gaa! 146 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:43,300 OD's the coolest boy in school, he's a musical genius. 147 00:11:44,300 --> 00:11:47,500 Okay, invite him in and let's see what he looks like. 148 00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:54,600 OD! 149 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:57,500 Da-da-da-da-da-da, charge! 150 00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:59,000 Ya gotta come in. 151 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,100 My parents wanna meet you. 152 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,700 Oh, wow, what a drag. 153 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:10,200 ♪ Ta-da. ♪ 154 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:12,600 Everybody, this is OD. 155 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,500 Hello, Mr. Putterman, 156 00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:38,300 I'm glad we're finally gettin' a chance to meet. 157 00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:39,900 [mumbles] 158 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:43,600 Hello, Mrs. Putterman, mm-mm, beautiful outfit. 159 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:45,000 Why thank you, OD. 160 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:47,000 You're sweet. 161 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,900 Mom, can we use the Jacuzzi tonight? 162 00:12:48,900 --> 00:12:50,300 Uh, not tonight, baby. 163 00:12:50,300 --> 00:12:52,300 Your father and I might be swinging. 164 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:57,600 Stanley, we have to meet them at the Cha-Cha Room at eight. 165 00:12:57,600 --> 00:13:01,500 Oh, I gotta hit that ol' locker room pronto. 166 00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:02,900 Nice meeting you, OD. 167 00:13:02,900 --> 00:13:04,400 Don't stay out too late. 168 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:05,700 Oh, no, we won't. 169 00:13:05,700 --> 00:13:07,700 Well, it was nice meeting you, sir. 170 00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:10,000 Hey, no problem... dude. 171 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,700 Just take care of my little girl. 172 00:13:13,700 --> 00:13:15,000 [laughs] Okay. 173 00:13:15,700 --> 00:13:17,700 - Yeah. - What dress you wearin', babe? 174 00:13:17,700 --> 00:13:20,300 - Oh, my new Naugahyde. - Oww! 175 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,400 - Woo! - Killer! 176 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:23,800 I'll just get my junk and I'll be right back, okay? 177 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:26,000 - No sweat. - [giggles] 178 00:13:28,900 --> 00:13:31,000 [growling] 179 00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:50,500 Hey, old dude, 180 00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:51,700 whatcha eatin', man? 181 00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:54,200 Lizard tail jerky. Wanna stick? 182 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,700 [chuckles] 183 00:13:55,700 --> 00:13:57,500 No thanks, man, I just pigged out. 184 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,500 Amazing creature, the lizard. 185 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:03,500 Ya eat the tail, it don't give a hoot. 186 00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:05,000 Just grows another one. 187 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,500 And ya eat it too. 188 00:14:07,300 --> 00:14:09,700 It's mighty darn tasty. 189 00:14:22,300 --> 00:14:24,000 Hey, little dude, 190 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,600 you into metal? 191 00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:27,100 Kiss the boot, man. 192 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,600 Kiss the ass, bozo. 193 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:31,500 Jesus, could you believe that kid? 194 00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:33,100 Oh, I thought he was kinda cute. 195 00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:34,900 That punk stuff is just a phase anyway. 196 00:14:34,900 --> 00:14:37,900 Yeah, I know, but don't they know how ridiculous they look? 197 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:41,500 Puny, puny earthlings, 198 00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:45,000 I, Ro-Man, am your new master. 199 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,700 Worship my superior intelligence 200 00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:51,200 or I shall wipe you from the face of the planet. 201 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:54,900 Uh, give us a break, Ro-Man. 202 00:14:54,900 --> 00:14:57,600 Lose the deep-sea helmet, guy, 203 00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:59,900 and quit monkeying around. 204 00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:02,600 Medusa's been getting a lot of fan mail lately. 205 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:04,800 Hey, listen, I called that TV guy, Norton. 206 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,800 He's gonna come by a little later and check out the dish. 207 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:09,700 If it starts acting up again, just turn it off until he gets here. 208 00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:11,900 Yeah, yeah, yeah, go on, go on, get outta here. 209 00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:14,800 [Medusa] ...words from our sponsors. 210 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:17,600 Announcing Super Television, 211 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:21,100 with a picture so lifelike, it comes right out into your living room. 212 00:15:21,100 --> 00:15:22,700 Pretty good old movie, ain't it? 213 00:15:22,700 --> 00:15:23,800 No. 214 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:26,400 Let's see what's up with the recon satellites. 215 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:28,700 [TV]...superior, the winning television you-- 216 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,200 Careful, Grampa! 217 00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:40,800 What the Sam Hill? 218 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:42,800 Watch out, Grampa, you're gonna break it again! 219 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:57,500 [growling] 220 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:03,500 Hey, this looks like a cool movie. 221 00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:14,900 [Grampa] Hey, he's a gross lookin' booger, ain't he? 222 00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:17,200 I'd nuke that sucker! 223 00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:20,300 [grunts] 224 00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:29,400 [grunting] 225 00:16:31,300 --> 00:16:33,800 Well, do something, you ugly bastard! 226 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:36,300 Man, this is the dumbest movie I ever saw. 227 00:16:36,300 --> 00:16:37,600 What a bunch a crud. 228 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:44,800 All you phone freaks out there stay tuned. 229 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:46,400 Oh, boy! 230 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:48,100 We're gonna open up the call lines 231 00:16:48,100 --> 00:16:50,500 to see what you perverts are up to. 232 00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:52,600 And Medusa wants to hear wants to hear 233 00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:54,600 some real... 234 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:56,900 kinky... 235 00:16:56,900 --> 00:17:00,400 nightmares. 236 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,100 Hmm? 237 00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:11,200 [screeching] 238 00:17:34,100 --> 00:17:35,800 [grunting] 239 00:17:38,700 --> 00:17:40,800 [static crackling] 240 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:50,200 [grunting] 241 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,900 [snores] 242 00:18:44,900 --> 00:18:46,800 [yells] 243 00:18:49,700 --> 00:18:52,200 - [screams] - [roars] 244 00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:56,500 [static crackle] 245 00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:57,900 Great balls of fire! 246 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,900 Did you see somethin', boy? 247 00:19:06,300 --> 00:19:08,100 You know what the Sam Hill it was? 248 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:13,100 It-it looked like a-- a monster. 249 00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:16,000 There's no such thing as monsters, boy! 250 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,500 It was a God dang burglar! 251 00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:20,100 Let's move out! 252 00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:25,600 It looked... weird. 253 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:28,500 Sometimes them burglars wear Hallyween masks. 254 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,100 They scare the poop outta ya. 255 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:36,200 You get the jackets, I'll break out the fire power. 256 00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:54,300 Survival ranger's first priority is defend the home unit. 257 00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:55,800 - You got that, boy? - Yes, sir! 258 00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:00,100 Remember what I taught you about the 30-round magazine, boy? 259 00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:01,500 I remember, Grampa. 260 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:28,400 All right, boy, let's go! 261 00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:33,100 [doorbell rings] 262 00:20:38,300 --> 00:20:40,300 Come on, Mr. Putterman. 263 00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:42,100 I don't have all night here. 264 00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:59,000 Remember boy, best way to stop the enemy-- brain shot! 265 00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:02,300 What a tool job. 266 00:21:02,300 --> 00:21:04,300 Stan, the man. 267 00:21:04,300 --> 00:21:06,300 Put, the putz. 268 00:21:06,300 --> 00:21:08,500 Can't even get a Heinie for the road. 269 00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:09,700 [bangs] 270 00:21:10,300 --> 00:21:11,700 Did you hear that? 271 00:21:11,700 --> 00:21:14,100 I'll be a God danged son of a gun! 272 00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:15,500 They're stealin' the radar. 273 00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:22,300 What the hey? 274 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:27,600 [cocking] Stay right where you are! 275 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:30,900 Hey, guys? 276 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,500 It's me, Norton. 277 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:35,000 Remember, Norton, the satellite guy. 278 00:21:35,700 --> 00:21:37,000 What the heck are you doin' out here? 279 00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:39,000 Hey, no problem, sir. 280 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,500 Uh, Mr. Putterman called me to come check out the dish. 281 00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:44,100 I rang the front bell, but nobody was home. 282 00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:46,700 We thought we saw a burglar. 283 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:48,500 Did you see anyone? 284 00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:50,100 No, not me, guy. 285 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:52,100 You wouldn't by any chance have one a them 286 00:21:52,100 --> 00:21:53,800 Hallyween masks in there, would ya? 287 00:21:57,400 --> 00:22:01,100 Uh, listen, old fella, I'm just here to check out the dish. 288 00:22:01,100 --> 00:22:04,900 So, if you don't mind, I'll get back to work. 289 00:22:07,900 --> 00:22:09,900 All right, boy, let's go recon the house. 290 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,500 Mmm. 291 00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:54,900 Damn, I hate these do-it-yourself 100s. 292 00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:04,600 I'll scout the den, you stay put. 293 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,700 - Keep the front door covered. - I'm goin' with you. 294 00:23:06,700 --> 00:23:09,500 Stay put, soldier, remember your chain of command. 295 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,500 Yes, sir. 296 00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:47,100 Grampa? 297 00:23:48,300 --> 00:23:49,500 You okay? 298 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:55,300 A- OK, little buddy. 299 00:23:57,800 --> 00:24:01,300 God amighty, Mr. Putterman, this is disgusting. 300 00:24:01,300 --> 00:24:04,500 Gotta keep these electronics clean, nut! 301 00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:10,700 [growling] 302 00:24:14,700 --> 00:24:16,100 [yells] 303 00:24:16,900 --> 00:24:19,700 Grampa, did ya hear that? 304 00:24:19,700 --> 00:24:21,200 Say what, little buddy? 305 00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:23,000 A scream. 306 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,800 Something weird. 307 00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:27,500 I'll be right there, soldier. 308 00:24:45,700 --> 00:24:47,900 [grunting and growling] 309 00:24:58,700 --> 00:25:00,700 [static crackling] 310 00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:08,600 [growls] 311 00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:15,900 [screams] 312 00:25:15,900 --> 00:25:17,000 [roars] 313 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,200 [crunch] 314 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:21,800 Grampa! 315 00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:23,700 [chomping] 316 00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:50,000 Grampa! 317 00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:27,800 [male] Operator. 318 00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:29,400 Hello, I need the police. 319 00:26:30,300 --> 00:26:32,300 [male] Police department, Officer Nutky speaking. 320 00:26:32,300 --> 00:26:33,300 Hello, police? 321 00:26:33,300 --> 00:26:34,500 Who's calling, please? 322 00:26:34,500 --> 00:26:36,900 My grampa, I mean a monster. 323 00:26:36,900 --> 00:26:38,500 I mean the TV. 324 00:26:38,500 --> 00:26:40,500 I mean-- Sherman Putterman. 325 00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:43,300 Now, Sherman, are you aware 326 00:26:43,300 --> 00:26:45,500 that what you're doing is a criminal offense? 327 00:26:45,500 --> 00:26:46,600 Huh? 328 00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:48,400 There's a law against prank phone calls. 329 00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:51,400 No, really, I swear there's a monster on TV. 330 00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:54,100 It ate Grampa and the TV guy. 331 00:26:54,100 --> 00:26:56,100 Now listen here, Sherman Putterman, 332 00:26:56,100 --> 00:26:58,600 I'd come out and arrest your ass, but lucky for you 333 00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:01,000 I've got some real police emergencies to attend to. 334 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,700 No, please, wait! 335 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,300 [tires squeal] 336 00:27:22,700 --> 00:27:23,800 Ha-ha. 337 00:27:24,700 --> 00:27:27,300 Hey, let's go! 338 00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:30,100 [chuckles] 339 00:27:30,100 --> 00:27:33,300 - Come on babe, ha-ha. - Come on, come on. 340 00:27:33,300 --> 00:27:36,500 [giggles] Voila. 341 00:27:36,500 --> 00:27:38,200 [French accent] Chez Putterman. 342 00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:41,400 Otherwise known as the Pleasure Zone. 343 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:42,500 [chuckles] 344 00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:45,500 Wow, you really got a sensuous-type place here. 345 00:27:45,500 --> 00:27:48,500 [Greek accent] So regal, so magnificent, 346 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:51,200 and so isolated from the city. 347 00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:52,500 That's what we love about it. 348 00:27:52,500 --> 00:27:54,100 Yeah, it's kind of a nature trip. 349 00:27:54,100 --> 00:27:56,800 Puts you in touch with the, uh, real you. 350 00:27:56,800 --> 00:28:00,300 The cities are so nasty these days. Don't you think? 351 00:28:00,300 --> 00:28:03,600 Absolutely-- the cesspools of civilization. 352 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:06,100 We much prefer to live on the yacht. 353 00:28:06,100 --> 00:28:07,300 Yeah. 354 00:28:07,300 --> 00:28:10,000 Uh, say, babe, you know, I think I better check on Norton. 355 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,100 See how he's doin' with that satellite dish. 356 00:28:12,100 --> 00:28:13,600 Excuse me. 357 00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:15,800 Oh, is he gonna be joining us? 358 00:28:16,500 --> 00:28:18,100 - Sherman! - Mom. 359 00:28:18,100 --> 00:28:21,000 Grampa... a monster! 360 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,700 For Chrissake, he's having another one of his attacks. 361 00:28:23,700 --> 00:28:26,200 Sherman, wake up Sherman, you're dreaming. 362 00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:28,600 No, really, it's in the TV! 363 00:28:29,300 --> 00:28:33,000 Um, Stanley, why don't you show Spiro and Cherry around. 364 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,100 I'll just be a minute. 365 00:28:34,100 --> 00:28:35,500 Good idea. 366 00:28:35,500 --> 00:28:36,800 Maybe we should leave. 367 00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:39,300 Oh, no, no, don't you dare, no, he just needs a pill. 368 00:28:39,300 --> 00:28:42,500 [giggles] Now, go on, go on, have fun. 369 00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:45,600 Please. [chuckles] 370 00:28:47,700 --> 00:28:50,200 What are you doing out of bed, Sherman Putterman! 371 00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:54,600 The Pleasure Den. 372 00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:59,300 Wow, this place is like, really... awesome! 373 00:29:00,100 --> 00:29:03,100 - Art collectors, eh? - Oh, hell, yeah. 374 00:29:03,100 --> 00:29:05,600 Listen, I know a place where you can get all this stuff real cheap. 375 00:29:09,500 --> 00:29:12,000 All right, Norton! 376 00:29:14,700 --> 00:29:16,100 Hey, Norton! 377 00:29:16,100 --> 00:29:17,200 Looking good, guy! 378 00:29:18,100 --> 00:29:19,700 Norton? 379 00:29:19,700 --> 00:29:22,500 Hey, uh, listen, I'd invite you in for a beer or somethin', 380 00:29:22,500 --> 00:29:24,400 but we got company now, so take off, okay? 381 00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:26,500 I'll check with ya later. 'Preciate it, babe. 382 00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:27,900 He's a cool guy. 383 00:29:27,900 --> 00:29:29,700 Service seven days a week. 384 00:29:29,700 --> 00:29:31,300 Handles only the best. 385 00:29:31,300 --> 00:29:32,900 But hey... 386 00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:37,500 on to the Pleasure Dome. 387 00:29:37,500 --> 00:29:40,900 To the Pleasure Dome. 388 00:29:40,900 --> 00:29:42,400 - Mom, please listen to me! - Sherman Putterman, 389 00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,100 I'm gonna slap you silly! 390 00:29:44,100 --> 00:29:47,100 Why do you have to pull this when we have company? 391 00:29:47,100 --> 00:29:49,100 Who left the TV on? 392 00:29:49,100 --> 00:29:51,100 No, Mom, there's a monster. 393 00:29:51,100 --> 00:29:54,700 Sherman, you're not gonna make me call Dr. Silverman, are you? 394 00:29:54,700 --> 00:29:56,200 Mom, look. 395 00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:59,500 [gasps] Sherman, what have you done? 396 00:29:59,500 --> 00:30:01,100 That's where Grampa was. 397 00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:04,700 Uchh! 398 00:30:04,700 --> 00:30:07,300 What a mess! 399 00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:08,900 [coughs] 400 00:30:08,900 --> 00:30:11,200 It killed him and the TV guy. 401 00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:15,700 Honestly, I cannot leave you two alone an hour 402 00:30:15,700 --> 00:30:18,700 without some kind of disaster! 403 00:30:30,700 --> 00:30:33,200 [growls] 404 00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:38,700 ♪ Ta-da. ♪ 405 00:30:38,700 --> 00:30:40,500 The Pleasure Dome. 406 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,600 Wow, 407 00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:48,300 now, this is what I call romantic. 408 00:30:48,300 --> 00:30:50,900 Magnificent architecture-- 409 00:30:50,900 --> 00:30:53,000 Greek influenced? 410 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:56,400 Roman, guy, Roman all the way. 411 00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:57,800 Hey, check it out-- 412 00:31:01,100 --> 00:31:02,800 [beeps] 413 00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:07,200 [feedback as music starts] 414 00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:09,700 I got this baby wired. 415 00:31:09,700 --> 00:31:10,700 State of the art. 416 00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:29,100 This satellite receiver pulls in the weirdest stuff 417 00:31:29,100 --> 00:31:31,300 from all over the world. 418 00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:35,500 Hey, what is this movie? 419 00:31:35,500 --> 00:31:36,800 Huh? 420 00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:40,000 What is-- what is this movie? 421 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,500 I think I read for a part in it one time. 422 00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:44,400 Bunch a creeps! 423 00:31:47,300 --> 00:31:50,900 [TV] People of Earth, you must heed my warning. 424 00:31:50,900 --> 00:31:53,800 Destroy your satellite receivers. 425 00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:57,300 - Great sound, huh? - Dismantle your communication systems. 426 00:31:57,300 --> 00:31:59,600 Render your television sets 427 00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:03,500 inoperable for the next 200 Earth years. 428 00:32:03,500 --> 00:32:06,200 It may already be too late. 429 00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:09,700 Uh, I don't know, it looks kinda like that Japanese thing-- 430 00:32:09,700 --> 00:32:13,800 uh, you know, whatchamacallit-- you know, where the Martians steal 431 00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:16,000 all the Earth women and knock 'em up. 432 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,600 Yeah, you know, to-- to repopulate Mars. 433 00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:21,300 - Ahh! - Hey, that sounds kinky. 434 00:32:21,300 --> 00:32:23,800 Is that hard core? 435 00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:26,600 Fantastic idea for a movie-- 436 00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:30,500 Martians diddling the women of the universe. 437 00:32:30,500 --> 00:32:33,300 Yeah, yeah, yeah, you got it, Spiro-- 438 00:32:33,300 --> 00:32:36,500 intergalactic swingers. 439 00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:38,400 [growls] 440 00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:52,900 Dad? 441 00:32:52,900 --> 00:32:54,700 Are you decent? 442 00:32:56,300 --> 00:33:00,000 Hold your God dang horses, I'm changing in here! 443 00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:02,700 See? It was all a dream! 444 00:33:02,700 --> 00:33:04,400 No, Grampa's dead! 445 00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:05,900 Oh, Sherman! 446 00:33:09,300 --> 00:33:10,500 Home so soon? 447 00:33:10,500 --> 00:33:12,100 I'm just takin' care of business here. 448 00:33:12,100 --> 00:33:13,500 Everything okay, Dad? 449 00:33:13,500 --> 00:33:16,100 Okay? Yeah, I guess so. 450 00:33:16,100 --> 00:33:17,700 Everything A-OK with you? 451 00:33:17,700 --> 00:33:20,100 There's a big mess in the den, Dad. 452 00:33:20,100 --> 00:33:21,400 Do you know anything about it? 453 00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:22,900 Mess? [chuckles] 454 00:33:22,900 --> 00:33:25,000 I don't know anything about a mess, dear. 455 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:26,500 It musta been Sherman. 456 00:33:26,500 --> 00:33:28,400 I'm just takin' care of business. 457 00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:33,000 Get to bed, young man! 458 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,900 We will talk about this in the morning! 459 00:33:34,900 --> 00:33:36,500 No, Mom, really! 460 00:33:36,500 --> 00:33:38,700 Something weird's going on, I swear! 461 00:33:38,700 --> 00:33:40,700 Sherman Putterman, I am fed up! 462 00:33:40,700 --> 00:33:43,100 If you're too big of a sissy to spend the night alone, 463 00:33:43,100 --> 00:33:45,300 then you'll just spend the night with Grampa! 464 00:33:45,900 --> 00:33:50,100 - No, Mom, no, Mom! - Get in there! Get in! 465 00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:55,800 Dad, is it all right if Sherman spends the night with you? 466 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:58,100 Mom, please let me out! 467 00:33:58,100 --> 00:33:59,400 Come on, Mom. 468 00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:01,400 Please, I swear I'll be good, Mom. 469 00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:04,100 Just let me out, please Mom. 470 00:34:04,100 --> 00:34:06,600 I won't mention the monster, Mom. 471 00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:09,600 Let me out, please, I swear I'll be good! 472 00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:11,500 Pleasant dreams, you two. 473 00:34:11,500 --> 00:34:13,500 - [knocking] Come on, Mom, please? - Good night. 474 00:34:13,500 --> 00:34:14,800 I swear I'll be good! 475 00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:39,900 Grampa? 476 00:34:41,300 --> 00:34:43,200 Grampa, where are you? 477 00:35:05,700 --> 00:35:09,400 Grampa, are you planning a surprise attack? 478 00:35:17,500 --> 00:35:18,900 Grampa? 479 00:35:23,500 --> 00:35:25,100 I hear you, Grampa. 480 00:35:25,900 --> 00:35:27,300 Come outta there. 481 00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:30,700 Or I'll open up on ya. 482 00:35:47,500 --> 00:35:49,200 - There. - [Stanley] Hey, babe. 483 00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:52,400 - [Spiro] Ah, Raquel. - That didn't take long, did it? 484 00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:56,300 I didn't miss anything... exciting? 485 00:35:56,300 --> 00:36:00,700 Oh, Stanley was just showing us the wonders of satellite TV. 486 00:36:00,700 --> 00:36:03,600 He's a real video pilot, eh? 487 00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:06,800 I just really love your house here. 488 00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:10,600 It's so-- I don't know, it's kinda-- kinda weird. 489 00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:12,500 Yeah, thank you. 490 00:36:12,500 --> 00:36:14,000 We did it ourselves. 491 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,800 Hey, babe, is everything cool with Sherm? 492 00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:18,600 He's in with Dad, doin' terrific. 493 00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:20,900 You know, you really got a cute kid there. 494 00:36:20,900 --> 00:36:23,000 Have you ever thought about putting him in the movies? 495 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,700 I mean, I know a really sweet agent. 496 00:36:25,700 --> 00:36:27,100 Oh, God no. 497 00:36:27,100 --> 00:36:29,100 Sherman's much too neurotic to be an actor. 498 00:36:29,100 --> 00:36:31,200 Yeah, the only thing the kid is interested in 499 00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:33,100 is being a soldier. 500 00:36:33,100 --> 00:36:36,000 Oh, such a manly pursuit-- 501 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,000 raping and pillaging, 502 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,700 creating life and taking it away, 503 00:36:40,700 --> 00:36:44,200 like the Gods of the ancient Greeks. 504 00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:46,400 Well, hey, guy, 505 00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:48,900 I mean, I'm a lover not a fighter. 506 00:36:48,900 --> 00:36:51,000 [chuckles] Comprende? 507 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:54,900 Uh, Spiro, why don't you come help me make the drinks? 508 00:36:54,900 --> 00:36:57,100 Excellent idea. 509 00:36:57,100 --> 00:36:59,800 I make a wonderful margarita. 510 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:01,400 Very unusual. 511 00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:02,700 Go for it! 512 00:37:02,700 --> 00:37:05,300 Raquel, do you have ouzo? 513 00:37:05,300 --> 00:37:08,400 Uh, no, I don't even know what it is. 514 00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:12,900 Too bad, I make a delicious ouzo margarita. 515 00:37:18,700 --> 00:37:20,800 So, uh... 516 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,200 here we are. 517 00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:25,400 Yeah. 518 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,000 Is it cool if I get in there? 519 00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:32,900 Cool? Babe, it's a perfect 98.6. 520 00:37:32,900 --> 00:37:35,000 It's like floatin' in your mother's womb. 521 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,300 Cool? Hey, go for it. 522 00:37:37,300 --> 00:37:39,000 That's what it's there for. 523 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,300 Okay. 524 00:37:41,700 --> 00:37:43,100 Holy tomatoes. 525 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:50,600 Oh [giggles], it tickles. 526 00:37:50,900 --> 00:37:52,700 - Are you coming? - Yeah. 527 00:37:52,700 --> 00:37:55,100 I just gotta change my clothes. [chuckles] 528 00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:59,600 Eh, look, whatever you do, don't touch this. 529 00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:01,500 There's something screwy with the waterproofing 530 00:38:01,500 --> 00:38:05,000 and uh, well, I wouldn't want you to get electrocuted. 531 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:08,500 [giggles] Me neither. Hurry back? 532 00:38:08,500 --> 00:38:10,400 In a flash. 533 00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:13,500 Oh, man that bikini is dynamite. 534 00:38:16,900 --> 00:38:18,900 [growling] 535 00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:24,000 What are you looking at, you creep? 536 00:38:24,900 --> 00:38:27,700 So, tell me, Raquel, 537 00:38:27,700 --> 00:38:31,100 how long have you and Stanley been swinging? 538 00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:33,600 [chuckles] Well, to tell you the truth, 539 00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:35,900 we've only tried it a couple a times. 540 00:38:35,900 --> 00:38:39,600 It's so hard to meet nice people through the classifieds. 541 00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:42,200 Oh, I know exactly what you mean. 542 00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:45,400 One never knows what one is getting into. 543 00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:48,100 But you and Cherry, you're so sweet-- 544 00:38:48,100 --> 00:38:49,800 regular folk. 545 00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:53,100 Stanley's such a fascinating fellow. 546 00:38:53,100 --> 00:38:55,900 A real renaissance man. 547 00:38:55,900 --> 00:38:57,900 [laughs] Definitely. 548 00:38:57,900 --> 00:39:00,100 He's got a really high IQ. 549 00:39:00,100 --> 00:39:02,100 [hums] 550 00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:16,600 People of Earth, please heed my warning. 551 00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:19,000 A terrible accident has occurred. 552 00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:21,500 I am Pluthar, 553 00:39:21,500 --> 00:39:25,000 sanitation captain of the planet Pluton. 554 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:28,600 A stray energy beam containing garbage 555 00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:30,200 from my substation 556 00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:32,800 may be headed for your solar system 557 00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:36,500 and could possibly result in the total annihilation 558 00:39:36,500 --> 00:39:38,400 of your species. 559 00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:42,200 I'm so terribly sorry for the inconvenience. 560 00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:48,600 I went to my hair dresser today 561 00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:51,300 to have my hair ratted. 562 00:39:52,100 --> 00:39:54,200 You like? 563 00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:57,200 Oh, it's really something to see. 564 00:39:57,200 --> 00:40:01,400 We use live rats, you know. 565 00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:04,000 Snakes just eat 'em up. 566 00:40:04,700 --> 00:40:07,100 Mm-mm, mm-mm. 567 00:40:07,100 --> 00:40:08,200 [thunder] 568 00:40:09,700 --> 00:40:11,400 Whatta you know? 569 00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:15,800 It's time for all you phone freaks out there to give us a call. 570 00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:20,600 Share your darkest hearts. 571 00:40:24,500 --> 00:40:28,100 Meanwhile, back to Attack... 572 00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:32,200 of the something or other. 573 00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:33,800 [rings] 574 00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:38,000 Me, here, who's there? 575 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,600 Is-- is this Medusa? 576 00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:44,600 [sighs] Well, who's it sound like, kid, Count Dracula? 577 00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:46,600 What's your name, I said. 578 00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:48,100 Well, this is Sherman. 579 00:40:48,100 --> 00:40:50,700 And I have this problem and nobody believes me. 580 00:40:50,700 --> 00:40:52,800 Oh, well, 581 00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:55,800 maybe I won't believe you either. 582 00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:57,500 Let's hear it. 583 00:40:57,500 --> 00:41:00,100 Grampa and me, we were sleeping. 584 00:41:00,100 --> 00:41:03,600 And then we woke up, and there was this monster. 585 00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:05,400 And Grampa thought it was a burglar. 586 00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:07,300 And then we saw the TV guy. 587 00:41:07,300 --> 00:41:09,000 And then Grampa disappeared 588 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,900 and the monster went inside the TV. 589 00:41:10,900 --> 00:41:13,100 Then Mom came home and locked me in the bomb shelter. 590 00:41:13,100 --> 00:41:15,000 So, tell me, Sherman, 591 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,400 currently under psychiatric care? 592 00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:18,800 No, really! 593 00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:21,600 Sorry, Sherman, time's up. 594 00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:26,000 [sighs] 595 00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:37,500 Sherman? 596 00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:44,400 Come here, Sherman. 597 00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:48,200 Come real close 598 00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:50,600 to Medusa. 599 00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:54,900 All set, Sherman? 600 00:41:56,800 --> 00:42:01,300 This one's for you, babe. 601 00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:03,300 [roars] [yells] 602 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:08,600 Pleasant dreams, kiddies. 603 00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:16,800 So, tell me, Raquel, is Stanley a manly man? 604 00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:19,200 Oh, God, yes. 605 00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:21,300 A real stallion. 606 00:42:21,300 --> 00:42:22,800 No, what I mean is, 607 00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:26,300 does Stanley take it like a man? 608 00:42:26,300 --> 00:42:28,200 Oh, yeah. 609 00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:29,800 I guess so. 610 00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:32,000 I thought so. 611 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,600 And what about you, Spiro? 612 00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:37,800 Are you a real manly man? 613 00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:39,300 Oh, yes, indeed. 614 00:42:39,300 --> 00:42:43,100 Spiro Xeros is the manliest of men. 615 00:42:43,100 --> 00:42:47,600 Spiro... do you think that maybe I could have a little sneak preview? 616 00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:48,700 Mmm? 617 00:42:49,700 --> 00:42:53,900 Hey, Raquel, has there been some misunderstanding? 618 00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:57,400 Whatta ya mean? 619 00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:59,200 Well, I'm Greek, you know? 620 00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:00,800 Oh, of course, you're Greek. 621 00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:02,400 It said so in the classifieds. 622 00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:05,300 Oh, don't worry, we're not prejudice. 623 00:43:05,300 --> 00:43:07,200 No, no, no, you don't understand. 624 00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:08,700 I am into Greek. 625 00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:11,100 Greek culture. 626 00:43:11,100 --> 00:43:12,600 I like boys. 627 00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:17,700 Stanley is such a manly man. 628 00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:22,500 Oh, my God, Stanley's never gonna believe this. 629 00:43:27,500 --> 00:43:29,400 Spiro, 630 00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:30,900 how's my main man? 631 00:43:30,900 --> 00:43:34,800 Ahh, Stanley, how marvelous you look. 632 00:43:36,100 --> 00:43:38,800 - An old family recipe. - Oh. 633 00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:46,500 Whoa, whatta ya got in here, Spiro? 634 00:43:46,500 --> 00:43:47,700 Rocket fuel? 635 00:43:47,700 --> 00:43:50,500 Gettin' ready to, uh, blast off? 636 00:43:50,500 --> 00:43:52,200 Stanley, uh-- 637 00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:55,400 Spiro, why don't you take Cherry her drink? 638 00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:56,900 We'll join you in a few seconds. 639 00:43:56,900 --> 00:43:59,100 Excellent idea. 640 00:43:59,100 --> 00:44:01,500 See you soon, eh, tiger? 641 00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:03,200 You bet, guy. 642 00:44:04,700 --> 00:44:07,600 Yassoo! [chuckles] 643 00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:10,100 - Down the hatch. - Yeah, mud in your eye. 644 00:44:11,300 --> 00:44:14,400 So, uh, whatta ya think? You like 'em? 645 00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:16,800 Uh, well, now, look, they're very nice. 646 00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:18,900 - But-- - Yeah, yeah, lookin' good too, huh? 647 00:44:18,900 --> 00:44:21,700 Are we gonna swing or what? 648 00:44:25,300 --> 00:44:27,200 Ahh, 649 00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:30,900 you look so serene, my darling. 650 00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:37,300 Like Cleopatra on the Nile. 651 00:44:50,300 --> 00:44:53,900 That Stanley-- hot stuff, huh? 652 00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:03,500 Oh. 653 00:45:03,500 --> 00:45:06,600 A little warm, don't you think? 654 00:45:08,700 --> 00:45:10,500 Ahh! 655 00:45:10,500 --> 00:45:13,200 Yechh, what is this, 656 00:45:14,500 --> 00:45:16,500 algae? 657 00:45:19,500 --> 00:45:21,900 Ahh, 658 00:45:21,900 --> 00:45:26,000 maybe it's a sex lubricant, huh? 659 00:45:33,100 --> 00:45:35,300 You are so beautiful. 660 00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:39,200 How 'bout a quickie, huh? 661 00:45:40,500 --> 00:45:43,900 A little aperitif, eh? 662 00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:55,600 Just a quick little suck, 663 00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:57,400 eh? 664 00:45:57,400 --> 00:45:58,500 [crunch] 665 00:45:58,500 --> 00:46:00,700 [groans] 666 00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:13,700 Well, 667 00:46:13,700 --> 00:46:16,900 just gonna have to straighten out old Spiro 668 00:46:16,900 --> 00:46:18,500 about the facts a life. 669 00:46:18,500 --> 00:46:20,000 Now, Stanley, don't get belligerent. 670 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:21,800 Yeah, yeah, yes. 671 00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:23,800 Stanley. 672 00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:26,900 Listen, Spiro, we gotta work something out, pal. 673 00:46:31,700 --> 00:46:33,200 Where are they? 674 00:46:35,700 --> 00:46:37,600 Spiro? 675 00:46:38,700 --> 00:46:39,900 Cherry? 676 00:46:39,900 --> 00:46:44,000 What the hell did that homo do to the Jacooz? 677 00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:48,600 Maybe Spiro's cocktail made someone sicky-poo. 678 00:46:49,900 --> 00:46:51,600 - Stanley? - Yeah! 679 00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:54,600 Stanley, it looks like something's in there. 680 00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:56,100 [bubbling] 681 00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:59,700 [Stanley] No, I hope they didn't electrocute themselv-- 682 00:46:59,700 --> 00:47:01,500 - [growling] - Wait a minute. 683 00:47:01,500 --> 00:47:04,300 [growling] 684 00:47:04,300 --> 00:47:06,200 What is that? 685 00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:16,800 No, no, no. 686 00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:18,400 [barking] 687 00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:19,800 [yells] 688 00:47:33,500 --> 00:47:33,700 Mom! Dad! 689 00:47:33,500 --> 00:47:35,400 Mom! Dad! 690 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,000 Police department, Officer Nutky speaking. 691 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:43,400 Hello, this is Sherman again. 692 00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:46,200 There's really a monster, it's eating Mom and Dad. 693 00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:47,900 Please, help me! 694 00:47:47,900 --> 00:47:49,700 I warned you about this, son. 695 00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:51,500 You are in a helluva heap a trouble. 696 00:47:51,500 --> 00:47:53,300 Screw you! 697 00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:03,900 [Grampa's voice] Remember what I told you about explosives, boy-- 698 00:48:03,900 --> 00:48:06,100 blow your dang balls off! 699 00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:16,500 [honking] 700 00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:19,900 [tires screech] 701 00:48:19,900 --> 00:48:22,100 [yelling and squealing] 702 00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:26,300 [backfiring] 703 00:48:30,700 --> 00:48:32,100 Where's the party? 704 00:48:32,100 --> 00:48:33,300 [giggles] 705 00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:37,100 Oh! [giggles] 706 00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,800 [creaks] 707 00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:57,800 [whispers] Did you feel something? 708 00:48:57,800 --> 00:49:01,000 Yeah, like 3.5 on the Richter scale. 709 00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:09,600 [sighs] 710 00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:11,500 Army dude, what are you doin' up this late? 711 00:49:11,500 --> 00:49:13,200 Sherman, are Mom and Dad home yet? 712 00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:14,800 Sis, stay here. 713 00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:16,300 Somethin' weird's goin' on. 714 00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:19,600 Sherman? 715 00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:21,100 What are you doing? 716 00:49:21,100 --> 00:49:22,900 There's a monster loose. 717 00:49:22,900 --> 00:49:24,100 It ate Grampa. 718 00:49:24,100 --> 00:49:26,300 I think it just ate Mom and Dad. 719 00:49:26,300 --> 00:49:30,000 Honestly, Sherman, sometimes you are such a nerd! 720 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,500 Sis, don't go in there. 721 00:49:32,500 --> 00:49:33,600 Sherman, stop it! 722 00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:35,600 Yeah, buzz off, dude, I wanna party. 723 00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:36,600 Are Mom and Dad home yet? 724 00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:38,600 They were here, some other people too. 725 00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:40,500 The monster got 'em. 726 00:49:40,500 --> 00:49:42,500 Sherman, will you shut up about the monster? 727 00:49:42,500 --> 00:49:44,000 I'm gonna make you take your pills. 728 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,000 Pills, what color? 729 00:49:46,500 --> 00:49:47,600 Follow me. 730 00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:49,500 All right, dude, pill freak. 731 00:49:50,300 --> 00:49:52,800 Don't worry, he'll be asleep in five minutes. 732 00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:54,600 He has these attacks sometimes. 733 00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:56,400 It's like sleepwalking or something. 734 00:50:18,900 --> 00:50:20,800 So, what's the deal, Sherm? 735 00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:22,800 Where's the big monster? 736 00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:24,300 Shh-hh. 737 00:50:25,500 --> 00:50:27,100 Where's Mom and Dad? 738 00:50:27,100 --> 00:50:28,200 Where's Gramps? 739 00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:29,100 [fart sound] 740 00:50:33,300 --> 00:50:35,800 [grunting] 741 00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:06,200 Whoa, man, puke city! 742 00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:08,300 P- U! 743 00:51:08,300 --> 00:51:09,900 Sherman, did you do this? 744 00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:22,500 Careful, you geek, that thing's loaded! 745 00:51:22,500 --> 00:51:24,700 Sherman, gimme that, butt-hole! 746 00:51:24,700 --> 00:51:26,700 No, there's more in the bomb shelter! 747 00:51:26,700 --> 00:51:28,000 Follow me. 748 00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:29,100 Come on! 749 00:51:29,700 --> 00:51:31,300 Be right back, okay, baby? 750 00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:33,700 No sweat. 751 00:51:33,700 --> 00:51:35,400 Hey, what's on el tubo? 752 00:51:39,500 --> 00:51:41,400 [no sound] 753 00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:48,500 Mom? 754 00:51:49,300 --> 00:51:50,700 Dad? 755 00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:52,500 Are you there? 756 00:51:52,500 --> 00:51:55,200 [grunting and growling] 757 00:51:59,700 --> 00:52:01,300 Hi, kids. 758 00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:05,600 Cherry, Spiro, these are the kids. 759 00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:07,600 - Hi. - Yassoo. 760 00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:11,600 Remember, kids, you do your thing, we do ours. 761 00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:14,700 Mother, that is so disgusting! 762 00:52:14,700 --> 00:52:16,700 Night-night, now, kids. 763 00:52:16,700 --> 00:52:19,400 Try and keep it down, will ya? Thanks. 764 00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:22,000 [whispers] Barf me out! 765 00:52:24,500 --> 00:52:26,200 Have any of you seen Gramps? 766 00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:28,400 Right here, honeybee. 767 00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:30,200 Just takin' care a business. 768 00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:34,900 Oh, Gramps, that is totally sicko! 769 00:52:37,500 --> 00:52:38,500 [sighs] 770 00:52:38,500 --> 00:52:40,400 I thought it was a monster. 771 00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:44,700 That's okay, Sherman. 772 00:52:44,700 --> 00:52:47,200 Some day you'll understand. 773 00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:51,500 Earthlings, please, you must heed my warning. 774 00:52:51,500 --> 00:52:53,600 Its appetite is insatiable. 775 00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:56,600 Its curiosity is boundless. 776 00:52:56,600 --> 00:52:59,800 Its strength knows no limits. 777 00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:04,100 It will continue to absorb all life forms. 778 00:53:04,100 --> 00:53:06,200 Sherman, will you please buzz now? 779 00:53:06,200 --> 00:53:08,100 Go to bed or something, we wanna hang out. 780 00:53:08,100 --> 00:53:09,900 Hey, dig this stupid movie. 781 00:53:09,900 --> 00:53:11,900 It's just this one dude talking. 782 00:53:11,900 --> 00:53:14,800 Earthlings, please, you must heed my warning. 783 00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:18,300 That guy, he's talking about the monster! 784 00:53:18,300 --> 00:53:20,200 Would you shut up about the monster! 785 00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:21,400 Go to bed! 786 00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:24,000 There are no such things as monsters! 787 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,100 ... mutating endlessly 788 00:53:26,100 --> 00:53:29,800 until your planet is a barren wasteland-- 789 00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:34,800 Whoa, psychedelic! 790 00:53:37,500 --> 00:53:39,800 There it is, the monster! 791 00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:42,600 [growls] 792 00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:45,000 Whoa. 793 00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:52,400 Whoa! 794 00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:56,400 Run dude! 795 00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:57,600 [screams] 796 00:54:02,500 --> 00:54:04,800 Don't shoot me, dude! 797 00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:06,500 [screams] 798 00:54:12,500 --> 00:54:13,800 [growls] 799 00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:15,600 No, no! 800 00:54:18,100 --> 00:54:19,500 No! 801 00:54:19,500 --> 00:54:20,600 Get away! 802 00:54:23,700 --> 00:54:25,500 No! 803 00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:28,400 [whimpers] 804 00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:13,100 OD, get away. 805 00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:15,300 Yeah. 806 00:55:16,100 --> 00:55:17,400 Stay, dude. 807 00:55:18,700 --> 00:55:19,900 Stay. 808 00:55:22,900 --> 00:55:24,200 [whispers] Whoa. 809 00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:29,900 [monster whimpers] 810 00:55:31,700 --> 00:55:35,900 Wow, a real, live monster. 811 00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:38,600 I told you. 812 00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:41,600 [OD] Did you see that? 813 00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:43,600 He looked right at my studs and cooled out. 814 00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:46,400 This dude's into metal! 815 00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:49,600 [sighs] He's so barfy. 816 00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:51,000 He is not. 817 00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:52,600 He's cool. 818 00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:02,300 Oh, this is too rude! 819 00:56:02,300 --> 00:56:04,600 Hey, you guys, remember that movie? 820 00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:06,900 You know, the one about the little space guy. 821 00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:08,900 Made you cry like a butt-hole? 822 00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:12,000 E.T., stupid. 823 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:13,800 Yeah. 824 00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:15,300 Okay, stand back, guys. 825 00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:18,000 Careful, baby. 826 00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:20,400 [OD] Okay. 827 00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:21,600 Easy, dude. 828 00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:27,500 Okay, dude. 829 00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:31,000 Easy, now, big monster dude. 830 00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:32,900 [giggles] Come on now. 831 00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:35,700 [growls] 832 00:56:35,700 --> 00:56:37,300 Whoa! 833 00:56:38,900 --> 00:56:39,900 Easy, dude. 834 00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:55,800 All right! 835 00:56:55,800 --> 00:56:59,000 - Rad! - Totally awesome! 836 00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:00,700 [monster grunts] 837 00:57:06,700 --> 00:57:10,300 Food, this is called food. 838 00:57:10,300 --> 00:57:13,000 It's good for you, yum, yum. 839 00:57:13,900 --> 00:57:15,100 Check it out, dude. 840 00:57:17,700 --> 00:57:19,200 Mm-mm, good. 841 00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:21,200 [squeals] 842 00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:25,000 Food, mm-mm, see? 843 00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:26,900 It's good for you. 844 00:57:26,900 --> 00:57:28,700 Like vegetables. 845 00:57:28,700 --> 00:57:31,000 Mother says, "Eat your vegetables." 846 00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:37,500 Food, food. 847 00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:40,000 Food. 848 00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:43,100 - Food, food, food. - Food. 849 00:57:43,100 --> 00:57:44,600 Come on, dude, spit it out. 850 00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:46,100 Food, say it. 851 00:57:46,100 --> 00:57:48,300 Food. 852 00:57:48,300 --> 00:57:50,100 Yeah, that's it, right! 853 00:57:50,100 --> 00:57:53,000 - Why, it can talk! - All right, nice one, dude! 854 00:57:56,700 --> 00:57:59,200 Oh, yeah, here, here, try some! 855 00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:00,500 Go ahead, dude, pig out. 856 00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:10,400 [squeals] 857 00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:24,300 This is music. 858 00:58:24,300 --> 00:58:26,100 Mu-sic. 859 00:58:26,100 --> 00:58:27,800 It's almost as important as food. 860 00:58:33,100 --> 00:58:35,100 [pop instrumental plays] 861 00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:40,700 Ooh, bad tune, dude. 862 00:58:40,700 --> 00:58:42,400 Don't ever listen to that kinda music. 863 00:58:42,400 --> 00:58:43,700 Rots your brain. 864 00:58:44,600 --> 00:58:46,600 Now, this is my band. 865 00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:48,400 I wrote this song. 866 00:58:52,100 --> 00:58:54,500 [blares heavy metal] Bitchin', huh? 867 00:58:57,400 --> 00:58:58,500 Ha-ha! 868 00:58:59,900 --> 00:59:01,800 All right, dude, metal! 869 00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:15,900 [growling] 870 00:59:21,100 --> 00:59:23,700 Okay, I'm OD. 871 00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:26,900 O- D. 872 00:59:26,900 --> 00:59:29,700 D- O. 873 00:59:33,700 --> 00:59:35,100 O- D. 874 00:59:35,100 --> 00:59:41,100 OD, man. 875 00:59:43,300 --> 00:59:45,700 All right, man, this is incredible. 876 00:59:45,700 --> 00:59:46,800 Lemme try. 877 00:59:48,300 --> 00:59:49,800 Hi, monster. 878 00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:51,700 I'm Suzy. 879 00:59:51,700 --> 00:59:54,000 Su-zy. 880 00:59:54,600 --> 00:59:57,100 Suzy. 881 00:59:58,500 --> 01:00:01,400 [squeals] Wow, he's cute. 882 01:00:01,400 --> 01:00:02,900 I don't believe this. 883 01:00:04,700 --> 01:00:07,200 Move over, it's my turn. 884 01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:10,200 Okay, monster-- Sherman. 885 01:00:10,200 --> 01:00:12,200 I'm Sherman. 886 01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:16,000 Sherman. 887 01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:17,800 Say it. 888 01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:23,600 Sherman. 889 01:00:27,600 --> 01:00:31,900 - Sher, Sher, Sher, Sher-- - Yeah, Sherman. 890 01:00:31,900 --> 01:00:33,600 Sherman! 891 01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:40,000 This is TV. 892 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,400 T- V. 893 01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:45,800 Next to food and music, this is mankind's greatest invention. 894 01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:46,800 Watch. 895 01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:49,400 I had a date the other night. 896 01:00:50,700 --> 01:00:51,900 Poor fella. 897 01:00:53,100 --> 01:00:57,100 I turned all the lights off and I whispered to him, 898 01:00:57,800 --> 01:01:01,400 "Whatever you do, honey, don't look at me. 899 01:01:02,500 --> 01:01:07,200 One glance and you're hard as a rock." 900 01:01:08,300 --> 01:01:10,600 Needless to say, 901 01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:14,100 the poor guy peeked. 902 01:01:15,300 --> 01:01:19,700 Now you see why I have this thing for phone freaks. 903 01:01:21,900 --> 01:01:24,000 Hey, guys, come here a minute. 904 01:01:24,900 --> 01:01:26,700 Be right back, okay monster? 905 01:01:26,700 --> 01:01:28,900 [monster coos] 906 01:01:33,500 --> 01:01:35,000 What are we going to do with him? 907 01:01:36,600 --> 01:01:40,300 We're gonna make a million bucks. 908 01:01:40,300 --> 01:01:41,700 - Huh? - Huh? 909 01:01:41,700 --> 01:01:44,600 Don'tcha see, this is like, amazing. 910 01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:46,600 I mean, a monster from outer space, 911 01:01:46,600 --> 01:01:48,600 like-- it's like we own him! 912 01:01:49,300 --> 01:01:51,700 Oh, yeah, rude! 913 01:01:51,700 --> 01:01:55,300 I mean, that guy probably doesn't even know what money is. 914 01:01:55,300 --> 01:01:58,500 Hey, wait a minute, bozo. 915 01:01:58,500 --> 01:02:00,200 Who said anything about you? 916 01:02:00,200 --> 01:02:02,900 I'm the one who saw him first. 917 01:02:02,900 --> 01:02:04,500 Grampa and me discovered him. 918 01:02:04,500 --> 01:02:06,700 He came through our TV. 919 01:02:06,700 --> 01:02:08,500 He's our property. 920 01:02:08,500 --> 01:02:12,600 Hey, spud, I'm the one who communicated with him first. 921 01:02:12,600 --> 01:02:15,600 He takes orders from me, so, watch it, dude. 922 01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:17,300 Come on you guys. 923 01:02:17,300 --> 01:02:19,000 Don't be so selfish. 924 01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:20,900 Why can't he belong to all of us? 925 01:02:20,900 --> 01:02:23,400 Yeah, come on, dude. 926 01:02:23,400 --> 01:02:26,900 This is like... a miracle or something. 927 01:02:26,900 --> 01:02:29,000 There'll be plenty of dough for all of us. 928 01:02:30,800 --> 01:02:32,300 What about Mom and Dad? 929 01:02:32,900 --> 01:02:34,100 Shouldn't we tell them? 930 01:02:34,100 --> 01:02:35,600 Forget Mom and Dad, 931 01:02:35,600 --> 01:02:37,800 we don't have to share anything with them! 932 01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:39,100 They wouldn't believe us anyway. 933 01:02:39,100 --> 01:02:41,900 So, like, partners, okay? 934 01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:46,100 Partners-- okay, Sherm? 935 01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:49,100 I guess so. 936 01:02:50,300 --> 01:02:53,900 Oh, cool, cool, you guys are really cool, man. 937 01:02:55,300 --> 01:03:00,300 So... first thing... I think... 938 01:03:00,300 --> 01:03:03,500 we have to get him on TV. 939 01:03:04,400 --> 01:03:06,300 Well, 940 01:03:06,300 --> 01:03:10,800 it's time for Medusa's beauty sleep now, kiddies. 941 01:03:10,800 --> 01:03:13,800 So, 'til next week, 942 01:03:13,800 --> 01:03:17,900 Medusa hopes you have some real... 943 01:03:18,800 --> 01:03:21,000 wet... 944 01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:26,400 nightmares. [laughs wickedly] 945 01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:32,200 [Sherman] I know. 946 01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:35,100 Medusa, maybe she'll help us. 947 01:03:35,100 --> 01:03:37,800 Yeah, dude, she understands monsters. 948 01:03:37,800 --> 01:03:39,000 Let's call her. 949 01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:41,000 But no more partners, okay? 950 01:03:42,700 --> 01:03:44,200 Here, let me do the talking. 951 01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:46,100 No, I've already called her once tonight. 952 01:03:46,100 --> 01:03:47,200 She knows me. 953 01:03:47,200 --> 01:03:48,900 You told her about the monster? 954 01:03:48,900 --> 01:03:51,400 Yeah, but she didn't believe me either. 955 01:03:51,400 --> 01:03:53,400 - [monster] TV. - Whoa! 956 01:03:54,800 --> 01:03:56,100 Whatsa matter, dude? 957 01:03:56,100 --> 01:03:58,900 TV. [farts] 958 01:03:58,900 --> 01:04:01,000 Whoa, I hope this guy's house trained. 959 01:04:02,700 --> 01:04:04,700 [phone ringing] 960 01:04:05,400 --> 01:04:10,100 Uh, for Chrissake, will somebody get me outta this thing? 961 01:04:10,100 --> 01:04:12,600 Oh, Medusa, you were wonderful tonight. 962 01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:15,100 You were absolutely brilliant. 963 01:04:15,100 --> 01:04:16,900 Come on, come on, come on! 964 01:04:16,900 --> 01:04:19,900 Hey, Al, uh, give me brew and, uh, give me a smoke. 965 01:04:19,900 --> 01:04:21,000 Okay, I'll be right back. 966 01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:23,200 All right, thanks, pal. [phone rings] 967 01:04:23,200 --> 01:04:24,800 Show's over, sucker. 968 01:04:24,800 --> 01:04:27,900 Hello, Medusa, this is Sherman again, remember me? 969 01:04:27,900 --> 01:04:30,000 Sherman? 970 01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:31,900 The schizo. 971 01:04:31,900 --> 01:04:33,800 Well, you know that monster I told you about? 972 01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:35,000 He's really here. 973 01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:37,300 We're teaching him to talk, me and my sister. 974 01:04:37,300 --> 01:04:39,400 And me, man, OD Riley! 975 01:04:39,400 --> 01:04:41,100 Well, listen, Sherman, 976 01:04:41,100 --> 01:04:42,900 I've had a long night. 977 01:04:42,900 --> 01:04:46,100 So, uh, call me next week, huh, we'll chat it up. 978 01:04:46,100 --> 01:04:47,900 - But wait! - [whispers] Let me! 979 01:04:49,300 --> 01:04:50,300 Medusa? 980 01:04:50,300 --> 01:04:52,700 Oh, who's this, your split personality? 981 01:04:52,700 --> 01:04:55,100 This is Suzy Putterman, Sherman's sister. 982 01:04:55,100 --> 01:04:58,200 Business manager for the monster from outer space. 983 01:04:58,200 --> 01:04:59,900 So, tell me, Suzy, 984 01:04:59,900 --> 01:05:03,000 is your whole family a little cuckoo? 985 01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:04,800 Please, Medusa, this is serious! 986 01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:06,400 He's a real live monster! 987 01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:08,200 We wanna know how to get him on TV. 988 01:05:08,200 --> 01:05:12,400 Listen, kid, you want a guest spot, talk to the Letterman people. 989 01:05:12,400 --> 01:05:15,000 Medusa's strictly solo. 990 01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:18,500 Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta hit some parties. 991 01:05:18,500 --> 01:05:19,700 Please, Medusa! 992 01:05:19,700 --> 01:05:21,600 I'm sure if you saw him, you'd be interested. 993 01:05:21,600 --> 01:05:23,400 Oh, yeah? 994 01:05:23,400 --> 01:05:27,300 Yeah, and we're having sort of a... party for him here, 995 01:05:27,300 --> 01:05:28,600 right now. 996 01:05:28,600 --> 01:05:30,400 A real fun party. 997 01:05:30,400 --> 01:05:32,100 Party, huh? 998 01:05:32,100 --> 01:05:33,500 You could just come and take a look. 999 01:05:33,500 --> 01:05:34,700 No obligation. 1000 01:05:34,700 --> 01:05:36,600 He's gonna be a big sensation. 1001 01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:38,100 He talks and everything. 1002 01:05:38,100 --> 01:05:41,200 If you don't help us, someone will. 1003 01:05:41,200 --> 01:05:42,600 Oh, yeah? 1004 01:05:42,600 --> 01:05:45,300 We're on Putterman Lane off Lonesome Canyon, 1005 01:05:45,300 --> 01:05:46,500 at the end of the road. 1006 01:05:46,500 --> 01:05:49,900 Well, like I said, kid, I got some other parties to hit. 1007 01:05:49,900 --> 01:05:52,700 So, uh, don't count on me anytime soon. 1008 01:05:52,700 --> 01:05:54,500 Uh, bye, now. 1009 01:05:55,400 --> 01:05:56,500 [dial tone] 1010 01:05:56,500 --> 01:05:57,600 [slams phone] 1011 01:05:57,600 --> 01:06:00,300 - She coming? - Who knows? 1012 01:06:00,300 --> 01:06:02,800 - She had a crummy attitude. - Hmm. 1013 01:06:02,800 --> 01:06:04,600 [growling] 1014 01:06:04,600 --> 01:06:06,900 TV, TV. 1015 01:06:06,900 --> 01:06:10,700 That's okay, guy, there's always somethin' else on. 1016 01:06:10,700 --> 01:06:12,500 That's what's so cool about TV. 1017 01:06:12,500 --> 01:06:13,800 [beep] 1018 01:06:18,800 --> 01:06:20,500 TV! 1019 01:06:23,800 --> 01:06:25,500 [growls insistently] 1020 01:06:25,500 --> 01:06:27,500 Hey, hold your horses, turkey. 1021 01:06:27,500 --> 01:06:29,400 What are you doing? 1022 01:06:29,400 --> 01:06:30,900 Hey, man, nothing. 1023 01:06:30,900 --> 01:06:32,700 This guy just doesn't dig commercials. 1024 01:06:32,700 --> 01:06:34,200 Be careful, you guys. 1025 01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:39,300 He wants music. 1026 01:06:39,300 --> 01:06:41,500 Shh, come on now, be quiet, okay? 1027 01:06:41,500 --> 01:06:44,600 Yeah, dude, don't be so impatient, butt-hole. 1028 01:06:46,300 --> 01:06:48,200 What's your name? 1029 01:06:48,900 --> 01:06:51,000 What planet are you from? 1030 01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:53,100 [growls] 1031 01:06:59,700 --> 01:07:01,800 He doesn't know what you're talking about. 1032 01:07:01,800 --> 01:07:03,400 He's just a monster. [doorbell rings] 1033 01:07:03,400 --> 01:07:04,700 I'll get it. 1034 01:07:04,700 --> 01:07:06,100 It's her already? 1035 01:07:06,100 --> 01:07:07,100 No way! 1036 01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:10,000 Hey, hey don't let any strangers in. 1037 01:07:15,500 --> 01:07:18,700 I have a warrant here for the arrest of Sherman Putterman. 1038 01:07:18,700 --> 01:07:20,000 Huh? 1039 01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:21,800 Hi, guy. 1040 01:07:21,800 --> 01:07:23,500 Hi, monster. 1041 01:07:23,500 --> 01:07:25,300 Hi, monster. [beep] 1042 01:07:27,400 --> 01:07:29,300 Hey, it's that same dude again. 1043 01:07:29,300 --> 01:07:30,700 ...too late. 1044 01:07:30,700 --> 01:07:33,400 It's appetite is uncontrollable. 1045 01:07:33,400 --> 01:07:37,400 The slightest excitement can trigger a monstrous eating binge. 1046 01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:41,900 I bet you anything he's talking about the monster. 1047 01:07:41,900 --> 01:07:43,200 [growls excitedly] 1048 01:07:43,200 --> 01:07:46,300 I am your friend, Pluthar. 1049 01:07:46,300 --> 01:07:48,700 [incessant growling] 1050 01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:53,100 Hey, hey, cool it! 1051 01:07:54,600 --> 01:07:57,200 We're, uh, having a little, uh, party. 1052 01:08:03,700 --> 01:08:05,000 Hey, hey! 1053 01:08:07,100 --> 01:08:10,200 Hey, I said shut up, butt-hole! 1054 01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:28,400 - Oh, my God! - All right, get back, lady! 1055 01:08:28,400 --> 01:08:30,200 - Oh! - Sis, sis! 1056 01:08:30,200 --> 01:08:31,900 - Oh! - Sis, run quick! 1057 01:08:31,900 --> 01:08:33,100 - Freeze, son, you're under arrest. - [Suzy screams] 1058 01:08:34,600 --> 01:08:36,000 Hey, hey! 1059 01:08:55,300 --> 01:08:57,800 Hey, you kids, come back here! 1060 01:08:58,800 --> 01:09:00,900 You come outta there or I'm gonna come in after you. 1061 01:09:01,900 --> 01:09:03,300 Damn you, kids, you-- 1062 01:09:03,300 --> 01:09:05,400 [growling] 1063 01:09:15,900 --> 01:09:16,900 [groans] 1064 01:09:26,100 --> 01:09:27,400 [roars] 1065 01:09:30,300 --> 01:09:31,800 [yells] 1066 01:09:38,700 --> 01:09:40,400 What happened? 1067 01:09:40,400 --> 01:09:43,300 Saw that space guy on TV. 1068 01:09:43,300 --> 01:09:45,000 Went crazy! 1069 01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:46,400 Where's OD? 1070 01:09:47,800 --> 01:09:49,600 It ate him. 1071 01:09:49,600 --> 01:09:51,600 Oh, my God! 1072 01:09:51,600 --> 01:09:52,800 What are we gonna do? 1073 01:09:55,200 --> 01:10:00,100 We're gonna blow his butt to kingdom come. 1074 01:10:02,700 --> 01:10:03,800 Huh? 1075 01:10:05,100 --> 01:10:07,100 First, secure the perimeter. 1076 01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:10,500 Sherman? 1077 01:10:10,500 --> 01:10:12,100 I'm calling the cops. 1078 01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:15,500 Second, break out the fire power. 1079 01:10:19,400 --> 01:10:21,500 Doo-doo, they cut off our phone! 1080 01:10:22,300 --> 01:10:25,100 Sherman, have you been making prank calls again? 1081 01:10:25,300 --> 01:10:28,400 Here, best chance to stop him is a brain shot. 1082 01:10:28,400 --> 01:10:30,500 What are you talking about? 1083 01:10:30,500 --> 01:10:33,000 We don't even know where his brain is! 1084 01:10:39,200 --> 01:10:41,200 This is so stupid, Sherman. 1085 01:10:49,800 --> 01:10:52,500 This is like, totally disgusting! 1086 01:10:53,300 --> 01:10:55,600 Let's split, we can use that cop's radio. 1087 01:10:55,600 --> 01:10:58,600 No, gotta evacuate Mom and Dad first. 1088 01:11:04,900 --> 01:11:08,700 Wow, these grenades are pretty neat. 1089 01:11:08,700 --> 01:11:10,900 Maybe I killed it already. 1090 01:11:10,900 --> 01:11:13,700 Didn't sound too dead when it ate that cop. 1091 01:11:13,700 --> 01:11:16,300 Yeah, well, maybe I wounded it. 1092 01:11:25,600 --> 01:11:27,900 OD! 1093 01:11:28,300 --> 01:11:29,300 Oh! 1094 01:11:40,800 --> 01:11:42,600 Gross! 1095 01:11:45,100 --> 01:11:46,200 Sis, get back! 1096 01:11:46,200 --> 01:11:47,300 Oh! 1097 01:11:53,900 --> 01:11:55,100 [Suzy] Mom? 1098 01:12:05,700 --> 01:12:08,500 Dad? 1099 01:12:08,500 --> 01:12:10,200 You guys in here? 1100 01:12:15,300 --> 01:12:21,000 Mommy? 1101 01:12:31,600 --> 01:12:33,400 Are you okay? 1102 01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:48,800 [screams] 1103 01:12:50,500 --> 01:12:51,800 It ate them! 1104 01:12:52,600 --> 01:12:55,700 [monster singing] 1105 01:13:15,300 --> 01:13:17,700 [grunts in awe] 1106 01:13:36,700 --> 01:13:39,000 [whispering] Sherman, let's get out of here! 1107 01:13:48,400 --> 01:13:51,200 [Sherman] Perfect setup for a surprise attack. 1108 01:13:51,200 --> 01:13:54,200 Attack? I'm so sure! 1109 01:13:54,200 --> 01:13:56,100 The hand grenade didn't even phase him! 1110 01:14:24,300 --> 01:14:26,100 [whispering] I've got an idea. 1111 01:14:26,100 --> 01:14:27,300 Huh? 1112 01:14:27,300 --> 01:14:28,600 Cover me. 1113 01:14:40,200 --> 01:14:41,100 Be careful! 1114 01:15:02,800 --> 01:15:04,600 [grunts in surprise] 1115 01:15:06,100 --> 01:15:08,000 Hi, monster. 1116 01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:09,600 It's me, 1117 01:15:09,600 --> 01:15:11,100 Sherman. 1118 01:15:23,400 --> 01:15:24,700 Boy-- 1119 01:15:31,300 --> 01:15:33,000 [yells] 1120 01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:34,700 Attack! Attack! 1121 01:15:40,500 --> 01:15:43,600 Sis, the remote on the wall-- throw it in the water! 1122 01:15:50,800 --> 01:15:53,300 Now, throw it! Throw it! 1123 01:15:53,800 --> 01:15:55,500 [monster groans] 1124 01:15:57,100 --> 01:15:58,600 [squeals] 1125 01:15:58,600 --> 01:16:00,600 Let's get outta here, Sherman! 1126 01:16:12,400 --> 01:16:14,100 [screams] 1127 01:16:15,200 --> 01:16:17,000 Sis, stop! 1128 01:16:21,200 --> 01:16:24,000 Earth children, please, I mean you no harm. 1129 01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:26,600 I am Pluthar, here to save you. 1130 01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:32,800 Hey, it's the space guy from TV. 1131 01:16:34,700 --> 01:16:36,300 Whatta you want from us? 1132 01:16:36,300 --> 01:16:38,600 Please, Earthling, there is little time. 1133 01:16:38,600 --> 01:16:40,900 I've come to exterminate the hungry beast. 1134 01:16:42,100 --> 01:16:44,600 Like, what is going on around here? 1135 01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:46,100 What is the hungry beast? 1136 01:16:46,100 --> 01:16:49,400 On my planet, the hungry beast is a house pet, 1137 01:16:49,400 --> 01:16:51,900 similar to your earthly dogs and cats. 1138 01:16:51,900 --> 01:16:54,000 But they are highly unstable, 1139 01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:57,600 prone to mutate wildly and eat everything in sight. 1140 01:16:57,600 --> 01:17:01,400 When mutation occurs, they must be exterminated at once. 1141 01:17:02,100 --> 01:17:03,300 You mean, like... 1142 01:17:03,300 --> 01:17:05,800 he was somebody's pet? 1143 01:17:05,800 --> 01:17:07,000 Oh, yes. 1144 01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:09,800 They're very lovable before they mutate. 1145 01:17:09,800 --> 01:17:12,200 Okay, but like, how did it get here? 1146 01:17:12,200 --> 01:17:13,200 In our house? 1147 01:17:13,200 --> 01:17:15,300 In the extermination process, 1148 01:17:15,300 --> 01:17:17,500 they are converted to pure energy, 1149 01:17:17,500 --> 01:17:20,600 beamed to the farthest reaches of the universe. 1150 01:17:20,600 --> 01:17:23,700 It's really a very safe form of waste disposal. 1151 01:17:23,700 --> 01:17:26,700 Yeah, but like, what did it do with Mommy and Daddy? 1152 01:17:26,700 --> 01:17:29,000 - And OD and Gramps? - And the TV guy? 1153 01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:31,200 The beast has ingested Earthlings? 1154 01:17:32,600 --> 01:17:34,600 Oh, dear, heavens, 1155 01:17:34,600 --> 01:17:36,500 I'll lose my position for this. 1156 01:17:36,500 --> 01:17:39,400 Who cares about your stupid position, what about them? 1157 01:17:39,400 --> 01:17:42,900 Well... we do have a process. 1158 01:17:43,500 --> 01:17:46,100 If I can take the beast back alive, 1159 01:17:47,100 --> 01:17:49,000 which isn't likely, 1160 01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:53,300 the victim's genes could be extracted from the hungry beast's tissue 1161 01:17:53,300 --> 01:17:56,100 and grown in special serum cultures. 1162 01:17:56,100 --> 01:17:58,700 You mean, like, clones? 1163 01:17:58,700 --> 01:18:00,900 Clones of Mommy and Daddy? 1164 01:18:00,900 --> 01:18:03,600 No, no, they'd be the real Mommy and Daddy. 1165 01:18:04,800 --> 01:18:07,900 Of course, they'd have to live in special aquariums. 1166 01:18:11,100 --> 01:18:13,600 [police radio chatter] 1167 01:18:24,300 --> 01:18:26,800 Come on, come on, come on, chee! 1168 01:18:29,100 --> 01:18:33,600 Right, neighbors already callin' the cops. 1169 01:18:34,900 --> 01:18:38,700 Oh, now this looks like 1170 01:18:38,700 --> 01:18:40,600 a happening party. 1171 01:18:40,900 --> 01:18:42,400 Yeah. 1172 01:18:42,400 --> 01:18:44,500 [owl hoots] 1173 01:18:52,900 --> 01:18:55,100 Messy crowd. 1174 01:19:01,200 --> 01:19:02,300 What? 1175 01:19:10,800 --> 01:19:14,600 Please, children, lay down your weapons and take me to the beast. 1176 01:19:23,100 --> 01:19:25,400 Very well, let's go. 1177 01:19:25,400 --> 01:19:28,000 Son of a bitch! 1178 01:19:28,000 --> 01:19:29,300 Medusa! 1179 01:19:29,800 --> 01:19:32,800 Not so fast, asshole! 1180 01:19:32,800 --> 01:19:33,900 Yah! 1181 01:19:33,900 --> 01:19:35,900 Ugly bastard! 1182 01:19:39,100 --> 01:19:40,200 Uh. 1183 01:19:41,100 --> 01:19:42,600 I'm... 1184 01:19:42,600 --> 01:19:44,300 losing... 1185 01:19:44,300 --> 01:19:45,500 pressure! 1186 01:19:48,600 --> 01:19:49,600 Ooh! 1187 01:19:52,200 --> 01:19:54,300 Oh, my God! 1188 01:19:56,400 --> 01:19:58,400 Right in the nick of time, huh? 1189 01:19:58,400 --> 01:20:00,900 You killed him! 1190 01:20:00,900 --> 01:20:04,800 Spaceman, spaceman, please don't die! 1191 01:20:06,100 --> 01:20:09,400 Hey, what's with you guys? 1192 01:20:09,400 --> 01:20:11,100 I just saved your ass! 1193 01:20:11,100 --> 01:20:12,600 How 'bout a little gratitude? 1194 01:20:12,600 --> 01:20:14,000 You killed him! 1195 01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:16,300 You killed him, you stupid bitch! 1196 01:20:16,300 --> 01:20:17,600 It was our only hope! 1197 01:20:17,600 --> 01:20:18,600 Huh? 1198 01:20:19,200 --> 01:20:21,200 Hey, what are you guys, nuts? 1199 01:20:22,000 --> 01:20:24,700 Hey, I'm history, man, I'm outta here. 1200 01:20:26,200 --> 01:20:27,400 [growling] 1201 01:20:34,300 --> 01:20:36,200 [screams] 1202 01:20:39,200 --> 01:20:41,900 Shoot him, Sherman, shoot him! 1203 01:20:45,900 --> 01:20:46,900 [click] 1204 01:20:51,200 --> 01:20:53,400 Shoot him, Sherman, shoot him! 1205 01:20:53,800 --> 01:20:55,000 [click] 1206 01:20:55,000 --> 01:20:57,700 Come on, kid, blast him! 1207 01:20:57,700 --> 01:20:58,900 [click] 1208 01:20:58,900 --> 01:21:01,200 - I can't, it won't work! - [screams] 1209 01:21:01,200 --> 01:21:05,500 Shoot that gun! 1210 01:21:08,500 --> 01:21:12,100 That's it, I'm outta here! [screams] 1211 01:21:15,700 --> 01:21:18,300 [yelling] 1212 01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:21,900 [screams] 1213 01:21:26,500 --> 01:21:32,200 [yells] 1214 01:21:58,100 --> 01:22:00,500 [birds chirping] 1215 01:22:05,400 --> 01:22:07,000 [crows caw] 1216 01:22:17,600 --> 01:22:20,700 The studio, Al, and make it snappy! 1217 01:22:23,200 --> 01:22:26,900 Come on, come on, come on! 80675

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