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My life is falling apart
and now we gotta take out
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valuable story time to tell you
what you missed last week?
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Get your damn shit together.
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I'm dying. I don't have anything
solid to leave the kids.
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Wouldn't it be great to be
outlaws together again?
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Time to turn over the betting money.
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You want to buy Wendell's?
My family works there.
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People in the neighborhood depend on it.
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I will give you 160,000,
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which is double what you
paid for that lease.
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(FIONA) I sold out Etta
and I'm putting her
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in assisted living against her wishes.
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Deed, business license,
liquor license, bill of sale.
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She told us we were
signing adoption forms.
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I am new owner of Alibi.
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You been drinking? I'm
a human fucking being
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with issues and I don't
need another one.
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Get out, please. And get help.
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Coming in, buddy?
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Fuck you!
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Look, I'm getting some
new IDs, some cash,
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and heading to Mexico.
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You should come.
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This good-bye?
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Let's ride.
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Sync and corrections by btsix
www.addic7ed.com
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(ROCK MUSIC)
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♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪
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♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪
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♪ You were beaming once before ♪
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♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪
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♪ What is this downside ♪
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♪ That you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ You're so sure of? ♪
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♪ Round up the friends you got ♪
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♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪
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♪ You were willing once before ♪
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♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪
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♪ What is this downside ♪
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♪ That you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ You're so sure of? ♪
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(HIP-HOP MUSIC)
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♪ That changed hip-hop forever ♪
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♪ You remember ♪
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(SINGING IN SPANISH)
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The fuck you looking at?
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Still haven't told me your plan.
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I'm thinking a little
bit of nipple pinching
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- and some ass eating.
- Seriously.
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All right. Hey, go straight
to fucking. That's fine.
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You're a fugitive, all right?
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You can't just stroll
across the Mexican border.
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I told you, I got it covered.
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Even learned me some Spanish.
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(SPEAKING SPANISH)
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What the fuck does that mean?
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"Say that again, I'll shove
your dick down your throat."
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You have any money?
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We'll get some.
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Shit.
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AmericasCardroom.com brings poker back
Million Dollar Sunday Tournament every Sunday
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(CHUCKLES)
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So, you ever been to the beach?
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No.
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Sun all year round. No more
freezing our asses off.
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Just sandals and tequila
from here on, man.
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It's what kept me going in the joint.
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The beach.
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Us.
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Bet your white ass burns
like a motherfucker.
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(COUGHING)
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- You wanna hit this?
- Yeah, pass that shit.
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(COUGHING)
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Don't fucking drop that shit.
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Something else I want to hit.
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Yo, go take a leak.
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- Don't need to.
- Go do yoga.
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Sing fucking Taylor Swift.
I don't give a shit.
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Get out of the fucking car.
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Go!
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(HIP-HOP MUSIC)
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♪ Whoo! ♪
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♪ Need y'all to take
y'all rags out man ♪
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♪ T. I. And let it swang ♪
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♪ Swang, swang ♪
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Come here.
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♪ All right, okay, okay ♪
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♪ I don't dance no way ♪
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♪ I just take my Louis rag out ♪
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♪ And wave it round in the air ♪
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♪ I take my Gucci rag out ♪
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♪ And wave it round in the air ♪
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Hey, I bottom now, too, if you
want to switch things up.
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I wanted to fuck a guy in the ass,
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I would have stayed in prison.
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Get the lube, bitch.
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(SNORING)
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(UPBEAT MUSIC)
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- What?
- Do you remember anything
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- about last night?
- No.
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Me neither.
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Looks like it was a fun one.
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- What?
- Come here.
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I fucking love you.
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How much do we have left?
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600.
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Let's get out of here before
they stick us with the bill.
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- Where's my pants?
- I don't know.
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Yeah.
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Am I gonna have to
hire a new dishwasher?
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'Cause if I catch you
drinking on the job again...
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You want to breathalyze me?
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What's that for?
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I sold the laundromat.
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Shit, already? How much you lose?
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I didn't.
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Can you believe it?
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Once I pay off the
mortgage and pay Etta back
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for the improvements,
I'll have 75 grand.
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God, I know I should
take it to the bank,
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but fuck, I can't stop staring at it.
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I didn't think I'd make
this much money in my life.
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Yeah, you better, uh, cash
that before it bounces.
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Hey, do you know anything about, uh,
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mutual funds or IRAs?
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Figure I should be smart with the money
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after I blow a little on something fun.
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Can you pretend to be happy for me?
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Oh, no, I gotta go.
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You know, those of us in the underclass,
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we have shit to do.
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Hey, man.
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Hey, can you believe Fiona
fucking sold the laundromat?
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I can barely hear you. I'm on the rig.
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I'm, uh, I'm working a double.
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All right, well, uh, I'll
see you later tonight then?
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Well, I'm, uh, I'm actually
sleeping at the station.
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Okay.
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Take care.
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Hey, I'm getting pork rinds
and a 40. You want anything?
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Uh, coffee and a Kind bar.
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Ugh. Fucking pussy.
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(GUNSHOT) Fuck!
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- Go, go, go, go, go!
- Shit.
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Drive the car! Drive the car!
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Drive the car!
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You beaner motherfucker?
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(GUNFIRE)
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Shit! (GUNFIRE)
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- Damon, you fucking dumb fuck!
- Come on, what the fuck?
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You said you were getting food!
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I was till shit for brains
here pulled his Glock out.
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I thought when you said
we was getting gas
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we was going to rob the fucking place.
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I meant we were fucking getting gas!
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(COUGHS)
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- Whoa. Wake and bake?
- Saging.
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I read it'll help get
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that backstabbing cunt's
bad juju out of our house.
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Is that what you're wearing?
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It's a machine parts company.
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You don't wear loafers
operating a drill press.
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You're applying for a job.
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You want to make a good impression.
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Not just any job. A man's
job. I let Svetlana...
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Don't you even think of saying her name.
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- You know what to call her.
- I'm sorry.
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I let that backstabbing
cunt take my balls.
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Well, my nanny days are over.
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I'm gonna support this family
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and I'm gonna get my balls back.
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Here, take a look at this.
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Kev, you misspelled
"résumé" on your résumé.
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What about the rest of it?
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What rest of it? There's only one line.
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Well, I only had one job.
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And I've never written
one of these before.
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You gotta beef it up.
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Sometimes people write their goals.
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You want me to tell them I
want to make as much money
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doing as little work as possible?
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We got enough to last us for a while.
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Hey, did any bartending gigs come up
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on the alert thingie on your phone?
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Yeah, but only at fancy places.
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You gotta be a certified mixologist.
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Remember all a bartender had to do
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was pour a shot and tap a keg?
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Now you can't even work behind a bar
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without knowing how to make
a Campari-fennel aperitif.
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Yeah, who puts fennel in their drink?
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- What is fennel?
- You got me.
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Lip?
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Lip?
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Hey, Jesus!
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You said you had the
drinking under control.
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Hey, I'm in the fucking shower!
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I don't fucking care, Lip!
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Mrs. Joseph said she saw
you on the El train
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so fucked up that you
couldn't even walk.
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I went to a meeting.
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- Don't fucking lie to me, Lip.
- I'm not.
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I-I hate AA. I think
it's fucking stupid,
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but I went.
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Are you gonna go back?
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If I say yes, will you let
me finish cleaning my junk?
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Thank you.
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You know, I'm getting pretty tired
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of everybody telling me
what to do all the time.
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Get your shit together we won't have to.
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So, uh, Fiona sold the laundromat.
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Mean you're out of a job?
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Think I want to fold laundry
for the rest of my life?
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I signed up for junior college.
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Oh, yeah? Studying what?
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Malcolm X has a pretty
good welding program.
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- Welding?
- Yeah.
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What, so you... you want to be a welder?
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I can apprentice with someone
while I'm still in school.
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Get certified in under two years,
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and make up to 20 bucks
an hour to start.
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- When's your next meeting?
- 20 minutes.
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You know, maybe if you
left I could get dressed
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so I wouldn't be late.
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- Welding, huh?
- Yeah.
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Flux core, metal arc, gas
arc, tungsten, mig, tig.
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Welding.
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It's gonna be a Jamba Juice. Cool, huh?
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Yeah, it's really awesome
watching you guys
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tear apart everything I built.
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Too late for second thoughts.
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I just came from the bank.
I deposited the check.
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Although I took a picture of it first
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so I can put it on my wall.
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Feel good paying off the mortgage?
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I didn't think you guys were gonna
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tear the place apart so soon.
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We're hosting happy hour.
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Workers start the remodel tomorrow.
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- Happy hour?
- Mm.
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South Side Young Professionals.
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(ETTA) Get your hands off my washer!
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- (GROANS)
- Thief!
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Guessing you didn't tell her yet.
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No, I did. A couple of times.
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She's got no short-term memory.
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(MAN) Lady, stop, please. I gotta work.
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It's not easy ripping someone
from their home of 50 years.
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You get used to it.
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(MAN) Come on. Come on.
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- You silly ass.
- Jesus, lady!
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Okay, Etta, Etta, calm down.
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Call the police. They're
taking everything.
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I know, I know. Come on, let's sit down.
257
00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:22,309
What the hell's going on?
258
00:12:22,310 --> 00:12:25,715
We talked about this
yesterday and last night.
259
00:12:25,716 --> 00:12:26,985
We have to leave.
260
00:12:26,986 --> 00:12:28,445
Why?
261
00:12:30,459 --> 00:12:33,164
'Cause there's asbestos in the walls.
262
00:12:33,165 --> 00:12:35,502
And the city found out and
they want to shut us down.
263
00:12:35,503 --> 00:12:37,706
That fucking Mayor Daley.
264
00:12:37,707 --> 00:12:40,846
First he hands the White House
to that goddamn Catholic,
265
00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:43,418
and now this crap.
266
00:12:43,419 --> 00:12:46,257
We gotta get you out of your apartment.
267
00:12:46,258 --> 00:12:48,728
Just for a few days. You
can come home with me.
268
00:12:48,729 --> 00:12:52,135
(GASPS) I can stay with you, Sandy?
269
00:12:52,136 --> 00:12:54,340
Yep. I got a room all ready for you.
270
00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:56,377
- Oh! I'll go pack.
- Okay.
271
00:12:56,378 --> 00:12:58,548
Oh! Oh, we'll have fun.
272
00:12:58,549 --> 00:12:59,984
We can go out on the town
273
00:12:59,985 --> 00:13:03,024
and let the boys feel us
up on the dance floor.
274
00:13:03,025 --> 00:13:05,562
(CHUCKLES)
275
00:13:05,563 --> 00:13:06,998
Oh.
276
00:13:06,999 --> 00:13:10,004
Motel orgy loot.
277
00:13:10,005 --> 00:13:11,540
Frank, give Debbie a wallet.
278
00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:13,846
Or better yet, give her a ring.
279
00:13:13,847 --> 00:13:15,014
For their wedding.
280
00:13:15,015 --> 00:13:16,317
I'm buying her ring.
281
00:13:16,318 --> 00:13:18,989
Aww, that is so romantic.
282
00:13:18,990 --> 00:13:20,558
I lost mine years ago.
283
00:13:20,559 --> 00:13:22,162
You sold it for crack.
284
00:13:22,163 --> 00:13:23,832
Let's see how this one
looks on you, my love.
285
00:13:23,833 --> 00:13:25,602
I think it's a real diamond.
286
00:13:25,603 --> 00:13:28,708
Wow. I wonder how much Raoul's
gonna give us for it.
287
00:13:28,709 --> 00:13:30,111
We can't sell this.
288
00:13:30,112 --> 00:13:31,547
Why not? It's the best of the bunch.
289
00:13:31,548 --> 00:13:34,186
No. It fits like a glass slipper.
290
00:13:34,187 --> 00:13:37,193
That should never leave your finger.
291
00:13:43,705 --> 00:13:46,585
- Monica Jean Darrgen...
- Yeah?
292
00:13:48,148 --> 00:13:50,018
Will you marry me?
293
00:13:50,019 --> 00:13:51,855
But what about getting
money for the kids?
294
00:13:51,856 --> 00:13:54,560
Let's give the kids something
more valuable than money.
295
00:13:54,561 --> 00:13:56,564
An example of real love.
296
00:13:56,565 --> 00:13:58,501
And then we'll go back to work tomorrow?
297
00:13:58,502 --> 00:14:02,108
Sure. Today we proclaim how we feel
298
00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:04,379
before God and the whole world.
299
00:14:04,380 --> 00:14:06,116
Pretty sure the whole
world doesn't care.
300
00:14:06,117 --> 00:14:07,752
Pretty sure God doesn't either.
301
00:14:07,753 --> 00:14:10,159
Will you make me the
happiest man in the world?
302
00:14:11,361 --> 00:14:13,698
- Um...
- Come on.
303
00:14:13,699 --> 00:14:16,370
- Yes.
- (BOTH LAUGHING)
304
00:14:16,371 --> 00:14:20,256
Yes, yes, yes.
305
00:14:23,051 --> 00:14:25,588
We need new wheels in case
anyone made us back there.
306
00:14:25,589 --> 00:14:28,060
Huh, sounds about right.
307
00:14:28,061 --> 00:14:29,797
All right, green one.
308
00:14:29,798 --> 00:14:32,669
Oh, hell no. Look at this Camaro.
309
00:14:32,670 --> 00:14:34,807
Dumb ass, the window on
the green one is down.
310
00:14:34,808 --> 00:14:36,076
There's no alarm.
311
00:14:36,077 --> 00:14:37,552
But it's so beautiful.
312
00:14:39,350 --> 00:14:41,788
Da... Damon, you're on lookout.
313
00:14:41,789 --> 00:14:42,973
Come on.
314
00:14:45,596 --> 00:14:48,535
(GRUNTING)
315
00:14:51,909 --> 00:14:53,444
Come on, hurry up.
316
00:14:53,445 --> 00:14:56,250
I'm a little out of practice.
317
00:14:56,251 --> 00:14:58,554
No, you got it. It's the other...
318
00:14:58,555 --> 00:14:59,924
Do I tell you how to do EMT shit?
319
00:14:59,925 --> 00:15:01,060
- I just...
- Leave the goddamn stealing
320
00:15:01,061 --> 00:15:03,342
- to the experts. Fuck.
- Okay.
321
00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:09,176
(CAR ENGINE STARTS)
322
00:15:09,177 --> 00:15:10,858
Let's go.
323
00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:14,954
Hope Damon knows how to hitchhike.
324
00:15:14,955 --> 00:15:16,490
We're ditching him?
325
00:15:16,491 --> 00:15:18,094
Mouth-breather's gonna get
us arrested or killed.
326
00:15:18,095 --> 00:15:19,831
- Better it's just us.
- Oh, sh...
327
00:15:19,832 --> 00:15:21,753
Adios, motherfucker.
328
00:15:23,338 --> 00:15:25,274
Mickey! What the fuck?
329
00:15:25,275 --> 00:15:27,279
Bitch, go my own way.
330
00:15:29,017 --> 00:15:31,220
I thought to myself, "What
are you doing, Robin?
331
00:15:31,221 --> 00:15:33,557
"You have a 4.0 GPA.
332
00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:36,321
You were, like, president
of your high school class."
333
00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:41,240
I called my mom and dad even
though it was 2:00 a. m.
334
00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:44,747
They were like, "We love you."
335
00:15:46,886 --> 00:15:49,156
I haven't had a drink in seven months.
336
00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:52,163
(APPLAUSE)
337
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:57,006
I was just elected rush
chair of my sorority and...
338
00:16:00,512 --> 00:16:02,516
(EXHALES SHARPLY)
339
00:16:08,662 --> 00:16:10,565
Hey, you got a square?
340
00:16:10,566 --> 00:16:12,605
- Yeah.
- Thanks.
341
00:16:13,638 --> 00:16:15,174
Appreciate it.
342
00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:16,845
She still at it?
343
00:16:16,846 --> 00:16:19,015
Yeah.
344
00:16:19,016 --> 00:16:21,253
I swear, if I have to listen
to that same bullshit story
345
00:16:21,254 --> 00:16:24,259
one more time, I can't be held
responsible for my actions.
346
00:16:24,260 --> 00:16:25,428
Yeah, listening to that
shit makes me want
347
00:16:25,429 --> 00:16:28,334
to drink more, not less.
348
00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:30,104
You're new, right?
349
00:16:30,105 --> 00:16:32,242
Yeah, it's my second meeting.
350
00:16:32,243 --> 00:16:33,912
We should grab some coffee.
351
00:16:33,913 --> 00:16:36,517
Swap some real drinking stories.
352
00:16:36,518 --> 00:16:37,787
Look, you're hitting on me
353
00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:39,589
or trying to get me to
buy into this crap.
354
00:16:39,590 --> 00:16:41,593
Either way, I'm not fucking into it.
355
00:16:41,594 --> 00:16:43,133
You don't think I'm attractive?
356
00:16:44,734 --> 00:16:48,474
Look, uh, I'm not doing
any steps, all right?
357
00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:51,915
Not making any fucking amends.
358
00:16:51,916 --> 00:16:54,019
You think I'm being altruistic?
359
00:16:54,020 --> 00:16:55,856
I'm doing it for me, man.
360
00:16:55,857 --> 00:16:58,863
I still need this shit to stay sober.
361
00:17:01,501 --> 00:17:02,735
I got work.
362
00:17:02,736 --> 00:17:04,941
Come on. We can meet up after.
363
00:17:04,942 --> 00:17:07,111
Just two drunks swapping war stories.
364
00:17:07,112 --> 00:17:10,118
Whatever crazy shit you
did, I bet I can top it.
365
00:17:25,984 --> 00:17:27,552
Hi, is the job still open?
366
00:17:27,553 --> 00:17:30,424
Hi. Yeah.
367
00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:32,295
Here's an application.
368
00:17:32,296 --> 00:17:33,999
Spanish okay?
369
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:37,138
I was gonna have a tough
enough time in English.
370
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:40,144
Let's see. You know what?
371
00:17:40,145 --> 00:17:41,915
I can't find any in English.
372
00:17:41,916 --> 00:17:43,952
I haven't been asked for
one of those in a while.
373
00:17:43,953 --> 00:17:45,321
Why don't I translate?
374
00:17:45,322 --> 00:17:46,590
I'll write in your answers for you.
375
00:17:46,591 --> 00:17:48,093
Sounds good.
376
00:17:48,094 --> 00:17:49,596
Your writing's probably
nicer than mine anyways.
377
00:17:49,597 --> 00:17:50,893
Okay, name.
378
00:17:51,634 --> 00:17:54,272
How do you say "ball" in Spanish?
379
00:17:54,814 --> 00:17:55,946
Pelota.
380
00:17:55,947 --> 00:17:58,223
I'm Kevin Pelota.
381
00:18:01,060 --> 00:18:03,257
Kevin Pelota.
382
00:18:03,258 --> 00:18:06,096
How long have you been
operating a CNC machine?
383
00:18:06,097 --> 00:18:08,056
Was that English?
384
00:18:08,768 --> 00:18:11,319
Do you know how to
program a CNC machine?
385
00:18:12,409 --> 00:18:13,912
Piece of cake.
386
00:18:13,913 --> 00:18:15,181
Are you lying?
387
00:18:15,182 --> 00:18:17,920
No.
388
00:18:17,921 --> 00:18:19,489
I want a man's job,
389
00:18:19,490 --> 00:18:21,493
where you pull up your sleeves
and get your hands dirty.
390
00:18:21,494 --> 00:18:23,130
Get in your time machine.
391
00:18:23,131 --> 00:18:24,967
Those jobs don't exist anymore.
392
00:18:24,968 --> 00:18:26,636
Everything's computerized now.
393
00:18:26,637 --> 00:18:28,140
Oh, computers.
394
00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:30,444
What is so special about
computers anyway?
395
00:18:30,445 --> 00:18:33,117
I mean, sure, they seem awesome.
They help you rip off movies.
396
00:18:33,118 --> 00:18:36,356
But what happens when they
become self-aware, huh? Huh?
397
00:18:36,357 --> 00:18:39,363
(MACHINES HUMMING)
398
00:18:46,477 --> 00:18:49,416
(DANCE MUSIC)
399
00:18:52,189 --> 00:18:54,492
So how's this guy gonna
sneak us in to Mexico?
400
00:18:54,493 --> 00:18:57,465
Fuck if I know. Piñata?
401
00:18:57,466 --> 00:19:00,472
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
402
00:19:04,948 --> 00:19:07,151
These are pretty good beans, man.
403
00:19:07,152 --> 00:19:10,158
Guess they don't call 'em
beaners for nothing, huh?
404
00:19:15,202 --> 00:19:18,006
Which one of them's your guy?
405
00:19:18,007 --> 00:19:19,409
You sure we should be barging in...
406
00:19:19,410 --> 00:19:21,647
Hey, which one of you guys is Jesús?
407
00:19:24,888 --> 00:19:27,391
I'm Jesus.
408
00:19:27,392 --> 00:19:29,329
Oh. Never thought I'd say this,
409
00:19:29,330 --> 00:19:31,390
but I'm glad I finally found Jesus.
410
00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:38,213
- Hey.
- Dishes are piling up.
411
00:19:38,214 --> 00:19:39,950
What? Shit, Lip again?
412
00:19:39,951 --> 00:19:41,219
(EXHALES SHARPLY) Not his fault.
413
00:19:41,220 --> 00:19:42,588
Your parents are in the kitchen.
414
00:19:42,589 --> 00:19:44,359
What?
415
00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:45,628
- Hey.
- I'm trying to talk to you.
416
00:19:45,629 --> 00:19:48,033
- Lip, come on.
- Get out of my kitchen.
417
00:19:48,034 --> 00:19:51,573
- Yeah, my sentiments exactly.
- There's my firstborn.
418
00:19:51,574 --> 00:19:52,809
We want you to be our maid of honor.
419
00:19:52,810 --> 00:19:54,379
What? What are you talking about?
420
00:19:54,380 --> 00:19:57,953
- Oh, you're gonna love this.
- Show her.
421
00:19:57,954 --> 00:19:59,255
You stole a ring. So what?
422
00:19:59,256 --> 00:20:01,092
How we acquired it is beside the point.
423
00:20:01,093 --> 00:20:03,497
- We're getting married.
- You're already married.
424
00:20:03,498 --> 00:20:05,401
- Only legally.
- Yeah.
425
00:20:05,402 --> 00:20:07,672
We're... we're recommitting
our hearts to each other.
426
00:20:07,673 --> 00:20:09,008
Yeah, you need to find them first.
427
00:20:09,009 --> 00:20:10,779
Hey, this is important.
428
00:20:10,780 --> 00:20:12,281
Honor your father and mother.
429
00:20:12,282 --> 00:20:13,617
He's working.
430
00:20:13,618 --> 00:20:15,688
We're renewing our vows this afternoon.
431
00:20:15,689 --> 00:20:17,024
Which vows? The ones
where you put yourselves
432
00:20:17,025 --> 00:20:18,861
before everyone first?
433
00:20:18,862 --> 00:20:20,999
Or the ones where you don't take
responsibility for your actions?
434
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,803
Hey, all I had to do was pull out
435
00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:24,372
and you never would have been born.
436
00:20:24,373 --> 00:20:26,109
You were too high to pull out.
437
00:20:26,110 --> 00:20:28,313
Debbie's coming. And Liam.
438
00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:30,684
And I texted Ian, but
I haven't heard back.
439
00:20:30,685 --> 00:20:33,023
- Oh, we gotta call Carl.
- Yes, Carl!
440
00:20:33,024 --> 00:20:34,692
Carl's in military school.
441
00:20:34,693 --> 00:20:35,694
You ever hear of a plane?
442
00:20:35,695 --> 00:20:37,231
Out of curiosity,
443
00:20:37,232 --> 00:20:39,035
who's officiating this
bullshit ceremony?
444
00:20:39,036 --> 00:20:41,841
We don't need middlemen.
This is between God and us.
445
00:20:41,842 --> 00:20:43,176
Well, that's a good thing
446
00:20:43,177 --> 00:20:44,646
because no priest will come near you
447
00:20:44,647 --> 00:20:46,082
after what happened at
your first wedding.
448
00:20:46,083 --> 00:20:47,752
Oh, yeah, didn't you
puke on Father McDougal?
449
00:20:47,753 --> 00:20:49,389
- Mm-hmm.
- You weren't even there.
450
00:20:49,390 --> 00:20:50,624
I was there for the second one.
451
00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:52,796
Oh, Christ. The naked wedding.
452
00:20:52,797 --> 00:20:54,165
That was beautiful.
453
00:20:54,166 --> 00:20:55,601
If you're a pedophile.
454
00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:58,140
Why do you two keep harping on the past?
455
00:20:58,141 --> 00:21:01,646
This is why your lives are so messed up.
456
00:21:01,647 --> 00:21:04,787
Oh, yeah, that's the reason.
457
00:21:04,788 --> 00:21:07,525
You deserved a better mother.
458
00:21:07,526 --> 00:21:10,531
You needed me. I wasn't there.
459
00:21:10,532 --> 00:21:12,568
I'm asking for a fresh start.
460
00:21:12,569 --> 00:21:15,575
A new beginning. For the family.
461
00:21:17,312 --> 00:21:19,316
Please come.
462
00:21:33,946 --> 00:21:35,214
You're not gonna go, are you?
463
00:21:35,215 --> 00:21:37,219
Fuck, no.
464
00:21:38,789 --> 00:21:40,462
Carlos gave me your name.
465
00:21:43,398 --> 00:21:45,567
Which Carlos? I know 30 of them.
466
00:21:45,568 --> 00:21:46,804
Cook County Correctional.
467
00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:48,273
So that narrows it down to four.
468
00:21:48,274 --> 00:21:50,677
- We need a coyote.
- For what?
469
00:21:50,678 --> 00:21:53,383
To sneak us across the border.
470
00:21:53,384 --> 00:21:54,920
You're already across the border.
471
00:21:54,921 --> 00:21:56,800
No, the, uh, other side.
472
00:21:57,994 --> 00:21:59,562
You want me to sneak you into Mexico?
473
00:21:59,563 --> 00:22:03,996
Yeah. I want you to do
whatever you do... backwards.
474
00:22:07,112 --> 00:22:10,451
Ora, you're that vato from the news.
475
00:22:10,452 --> 00:22:12,421
The one that made the
prison chick fall for you.
476
00:22:12,422 --> 00:22:14,725
What the fuck she ever see in you, ese?
477
00:22:14,726 --> 00:22:17,732
I could pull it out, but I don't
want to scare all the kids.
478
00:22:22,476 --> 00:22:25,414
Dad.
479
00:22:25,415 --> 00:22:28,220
It's time for me to dance
with my little girl.
480
00:22:28,221 --> 00:22:29,957
That's it?
481
00:22:29,958 --> 00:22:31,927
I get caught with a fugitive,
that's federal time.
482
00:22:31,928 --> 00:22:34,599
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what
am I supposed to do?
483
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:37,638
It's not my problem, homie.
You're on your fucking own.
484
00:22:37,639 --> 00:22:39,075
The fuck you say to me?
485
00:22:39,076 --> 00:22:40,744
Come on, come on, come on, let's go.
486
00:22:40,745 --> 00:22:42,181
Let's go.
487
00:22:42,182 --> 00:22:44,686
Let's go.
488
00:22:47,025 --> 00:22:48,527
Hey, baby. I'm just making some lunch.
489
00:22:48,528 --> 00:22:49,729
How'd it go?
490
00:22:49,730 --> 00:22:52,268
This is a land of pussy-men now.
491
00:22:52,269 --> 00:22:55,207
Unless you have a computer,
you don't stand a chance.
492
00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:56,543
And when did not finishing high school
493
00:22:56,544 --> 00:22:57,979
mean you can't feed your family?
494
00:22:57,980 --> 00:22:59,315
Oh, don't worry about
it. I'll get a job.
495
00:22:59,316 --> 00:23:00,952
I'll work for my mom at the salon.
496
00:23:00,953 --> 00:23:04,091
- But what about my balls?
- What about feeding our girls?
497
00:23:04,092 --> 00:23:05,594
You said we were okay.
498
00:23:05,595 --> 00:23:06,897
For a little while.
499
00:23:06,898 --> 00:23:08,767
I'll work at your mom's then.
500
00:23:08,768 --> 00:23:10,170
- Doing hair?
- How hard can it be?
501
00:23:10,171 --> 00:23:12,641
- (PHONE CHIMES)
- A new listing.
502
00:23:12,642 --> 00:23:15,247
Cornrows, weaves. Black women love me.
503
00:23:15,248 --> 00:23:16,951
A job tending bar. I'll
text you the address.
504
00:23:16,952 --> 00:23:18,653
You can be the first one there.
505
00:23:18,654 --> 00:23:20,657
Nothing is getting in my way this time.
506
00:23:20,658 --> 00:23:23,697
- Go get 'em, baby. I love you.
- I love you.
507
00:23:23,698 --> 00:23:25,702
(CHUCKLES)
508
00:23:32,148 --> 00:23:34,485
Jesus! How long you been standing there?
509
00:23:34,486 --> 00:23:36,490
I brought my cats.
510
00:23:45,208 --> 00:23:47,812
You can bring two of them.
511
00:23:47,813 --> 00:23:50,181
I-I'll get my stool.
512
00:23:51,620 --> 00:23:52,989
- (CATS MEOWING)
- Hey, what's all that?
513
00:23:52,990 --> 00:23:54,826
Ugh, Etta's.
514
00:23:54,827 --> 00:23:56,262
I'm bringing her to stay at the house
515
00:23:56,263 --> 00:23:58,968
till a room opens up at assisted living.
516
00:23:58,969 --> 00:24:01,673
- You want a hand?
- Yeah, sure.
517
00:24:01,674 --> 00:24:03,811
Yeah, I'll do it.
518
00:24:03,812 --> 00:24:05,514
You believe Frank and Monica?
519
00:24:05,515 --> 00:24:09,121
Never a dull moment when
the shitshow's in town.
520
00:24:09,122 --> 00:24:10,357
- You got that?
- Yeah.
521
00:24:10,358 --> 00:24:12,361
Yeah.
522
00:24:12,362 --> 00:24:14,833
I'd carry this stuff home for
you, but my shift's not over.
523
00:24:14,834 --> 00:24:18,139
That's all right. I don't need help.
524
00:24:18,140 --> 00:24:20,510
(CAR BEEPS)
525
00:24:20,511 --> 00:24:21,847
You bought a car?
526
00:24:21,848 --> 00:24:23,650
Yeah.
527
00:24:23,651 --> 00:24:28,026
Only 425 a month.
528
00:24:28,027 --> 00:24:30,031
You like it?
529
00:24:37,947 --> 00:24:40,952
(DANCE MUSIC)
530
00:24:47,632 --> 00:24:52,474
(RAPPING)
531
00:24:52,475 --> 00:24:54,578
I'm here about the bartending job.
532
00:24:54,579 --> 00:24:56,682
Are you gay?
533
00:24:56,683 --> 00:24:58,086
Do you want me to be gay?
534
00:24:58,087 --> 00:25:00,223
If you're gonna work here.
535
00:25:00,224 --> 00:25:01,392
Yeah, I'm gay.
536
00:25:01,393 --> 00:25:02,561
(CHUCKLES)
537
00:25:02,562 --> 00:25:05,567
What? I love cock.
538
00:25:05,568 --> 00:25:06,937
Big cock, small cock,
539
00:25:06,938 --> 00:25:09,208
curved cock that looks like a banana.
540
00:25:09,209 --> 00:25:11,012
(LAUGHING) You're a shitty liar.
541
00:25:11,013 --> 00:25:12,782
- I'm a kickass bartender.
- No.
542
00:25:12,783 --> 00:25:14,218
I've been doing it, like, 15 years.
543
00:25:14,219 --> 00:25:15,520
- No.
- I need the job
544
00:25:15,521 --> 00:25:16,957
to feed my kids.
545
00:25:16,958 --> 00:25:18,861
Here, look... look at
this picture of them.
546
00:25:18,862 --> 00:25:21,451
Oh, cute. No.
547
00:25:22,569 --> 00:25:24,705
So now if I speak English
and like vagina,
548
00:25:24,706 --> 00:25:27,311
I can't get a job.
That's discrimination.
549
00:25:27,312 --> 00:25:28,981
- Oh, give me a break.
- You can't deny me
550
00:25:28,982 --> 00:25:31,252
an opportunity because of
my sexual orientation.
551
00:25:31,253 --> 00:25:34,158
Who I choose to sleep with in
the privacy of my own home
552
00:25:34,159 --> 00:25:36,454
- is none of your damn business.
- All right.
553
00:25:37,432 --> 00:25:39,335
One night.
554
00:25:39,336 --> 00:25:41,318
We'll see how you do. Go get changed.
555
00:25:45,748 --> 00:25:48,419
Oh, I think that's the last of it.
556
00:25:48,420 --> 00:25:51,125
This isn't your apartment, Sandy.
557
00:25:51,126 --> 00:25:53,463
Well, I, uh, I moved.
558
00:25:53,464 --> 00:25:56,959
Why? This place is a shithole.
559
00:25:58,274 --> 00:26:01,245
Who's the Negro?
560
00:26:01,246 --> 00:26:02,982
Uh, this is Liam.
561
00:26:02,983 --> 00:26:05,587
(WHISPERING) And they're
not called that anymore.
562
00:26:05,588 --> 00:26:07,658
- Debs!
- Kitchen.
563
00:26:07,659 --> 00:26:10,330
Oh, thanks for watching
Etta for a couple of hours.
564
00:26:10,331 --> 00:26:12,267
Yeah, I'm here anyways
for Frank and Monica.
565
00:26:12,268 --> 00:26:14,138
Can't believe you came for that.
566
00:26:14,139 --> 00:26:16,442
It's for Franny. They're
her grandparents.
567
00:26:16,443 --> 00:26:17,845
Oh! (CHUCKLES)
568
00:26:17,846 --> 00:26:21,954
Oh, this is a beaut, Sandy.
569
00:26:21,955 --> 00:26:24,960
Here you go. You remember Debbie, right?
570
00:26:24,961 --> 00:26:25,995
- Hi.
- She'll be here in case
571
00:26:25,996 --> 00:26:28,099
you need anything.
572
00:26:28,100 --> 00:26:30,470
So chances are she'll
just sit there for hours,
573
00:26:30,471 --> 00:26:31,639
but you never know.
574
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:32,942
Okay, I gotta get back to work.
575
00:26:32,943 --> 00:26:35,372
Look what we found.
576
00:26:36,784 --> 00:26:40,457
Yeah. (GASPS) Fiona, I knew you'd come.
577
00:26:40,458 --> 00:26:43,129
Actually I'm here to get Etta set up.
578
00:26:43,130 --> 00:26:45,633
- You're gonna wear that?
- Yeah.
579
00:26:45,634 --> 00:26:47,671
It was hers before it was yours.
580
00:26:47,672 --> 00:26:49,341
Oh, knock yourself out.
581
00:26:49,342 --> 00:26:51,245
There's no chance I'm
wearing that again.
582
00:26:51,246 --> 00:26:53,282
Wait, Fiona, stay.
583
00:26:53,283 --> 00:26:55,855
Please.
584
00:26:55,856 --> 00:26:58,292
Thanks, but, uh,
585
00:26:58,293 --> 00:27:00,297
no. Bye.
586
00:27:07,813 --> 00:27:10,450
- Hey.
- Hey.
587
00:27:10,451 --> 00:27:12,417
Just got done with my shift.
588
00:27:15,996 --> 00:27:17,664
- Hey.
- What can I get you guys?
589
00:27:17,665 --> 00:27:20,971
- Just a coffee.
- For your friend?
590
00:27:20,972 --> 00:27:23,709
Is the cherry pie good?
591
00:27:23,710 --> 00:27:27,684
Well, okay. We'll try that.
592
00:27:27,685 --> 00:27:30,523
And a piece of coconut pie.
593
00:27:30,524 --> 00:27:33,033
And a... and a... and a
slice of cheesecake.
594
00:27:33,832 --> 00:27:37,772
And the bread pudding.
It's for the table.
595
00:27:37,773 --> 00:27:39,508
You pregnant?
596
00:27:39,509 --> 00:27:41,512
You get sugar cravings, right?
597
00:27:41,513 --> 00:27:44,284
Being fat's better than drunk.
598
00:27:44,285 --> 00:27:46,722
So, let's hear if your drinking stories
599
00:27:46,723 --> 00:27:48,726
are as good as a Tri Delt's.
600
00:27:48,727 --> 00:27:51,833
I don't know. I had a
bad breakup last year.
601
00:27:51,834 --> 00:27:55,707
Uh, took a crowbar to a professor's car.
602
00:27:55,708 --> 00:27:58,045
And took on a couple of campus cops.
603
00:27:58,046 --> 00:28:00,049
- How'd that go?
- Not well.
604
00:28:00,050 --> 00:28:03,857
(CHUCKLES) Is that the best you got?
605
00:28:03,858 --> 00:28:05,160
I pissed on a sorority mom.
606
00:28:05,161 --> 00:28:06,830
Hey. Was she into it?
607
00:28:06,831 --> 00:28:10,103
- No, definitely not.
- Oh. Darn.
608
00:28:10,104 --> 00:28:12,040
I woke up in the hospital once.
609
00:28:12,041 --> 00:28:13,576
Only once? (CHUCKLES)
610
00:28:13,577 --> 00:28:17,350
Yeah, the third time I did
that, I ruptured my spleen.
611
00:28:17,351 --> 00:28:19,254
Almost died.
612
00:28:19,255 --> 00:28:21,525
Don't know how it happened to this day.
613
00:28:21,526 --> 00:28:23,296
So that was your rock bottom?
614
00:28:23,297 --> 00:28:25,033
Oh, fuck no. No, no.
615
00:28:25,034 --> 00:28:28,573
No, it was a combo of, uh,
booze and angel dust.
616
00:28:28,574 --> 00:28:30,109
Got all paranoid.
617
00:28:30,110 --> 00:28:31,813
I thought my girlfriend
called the cops on me.
618
00:28:31,814 --> 00:28:33,716
Locked her in our apartment,
put a gun to her head,
619
00:28:33,717 --> 00:28:35,720
pulled the trigger.
620
00:28:35,721 --> 00:28:37,290
I mean, the chamber
was empty, thank God.
621
00:28:37,291 --> 00:28:40,263
I didn't know that, but, uh, yeah.
622
00:28:40,264 --> 00:28:42,935
I woulda... I woulda fucking killed her.
623
00:28:42,936 --> 00:28:45,673
Yeah, you win.
624
00:28:45,674 --> 00:28:47,244
So when did you have your first drink?
625
00:28:47,245 --> 00:28:50,083
- Fourth grade.
- First time you puked?
626
00:28:50,084 --> 00:28:52,220
Fourth grade.
627
00:28:52,221 --> 00:28:55,593
Uh, my parents, they,
um, they encouraged it.
628
00:28:55,594 --> 00:28:58,099
(LAUGHING) Is that a joke?
629
00:28:58,100 --> 00:29:00,703
No. I mean, everyone I knew drank.
630
00:29:00,704 --> 00:29:02,707
You know, it was, uh, in our house,
631
00:29:02,708 --> 00:29:05,046
friends' houses, school, everywhere.
632
00:29:05,047 --> 00:29:08,386
You know, it's just what
the neighborhood's like.
633
00:29:08,387 --> 00:29:12,427
Well, there's a reason
people like it, you know.
634
00:29:12,428 --> 00:29:14,799
Feels good.
635
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:17,348
Feels good waking up in a hospital?
636
00:29:18,754 --> 00:29:20,004
No.
637
00:29:21,012 --> 00:29:22,681
Drinking, it, uh,
638
00:29:22,682 --> 00:29:24,800
you know, it turns the volume down.
639
00:29:26,256 --> 00:29:28,653
You know, makes the
world more tolerable.
640
00:29:30,264 --> 00:29:33,002
Sounds like drinking might
not be your only problem.
641
00:29:33,003 --> 00:29:34,271
Holy shit, you're right.
642
00:29:34,272 --> 00:29:35,273
You know, I never thought of that.
643
00:29:35,274 --> 00:29:36,675
(CHUCKLES)
644
00:29:36,676 --> 00:29:38,814
- Okay.
- Hey, all right.
645
00:29:38,815 --> 00:29:40,450
Oh, shit.
646
00:29:40,451 --> 00:29:42,554
Thanks.
647
00:29:42,555 --> 00:29:43,957
Enjoy.
648
00:29:43,958 --> 00:29:45,727
Well, dig in, brother.
649
00:29:45,728 --> 00:29:47,732
Uh.
650
00:30:09,609 --> 00:30:12,615
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
651
00:30:14,953 --> 00:30:16,522
- Fiona.
- Wow.
652
00:30:16,523 --> 00:30:17,958
You just gutted the place.
653
00:30:17,959 --> 00:30:20,763
Eh, nothing worth
keeping. Uh, no offense.
654
00:30:20,764 --> 00:30:22,133
Uh, Ryan, Fiona.
655
00:30:22,134 --> 00:30:23,569
- Hi. Nice to meet you.
- Hey.
656
00:30:23,570 --> 00:30:25,473
She used to own this space. Flipped it.
657
00:30:25,474 --> 00:30:27,310
100% profit in under three months.
658
00:30:27,311 --> 00:30:28,446
You're shitting me.
659
00:30:28,447 --> 00:30:29,448
He's not shitting you.
660
00:30:29,449 --> 00:30:30,884
It was beginner's luck.
661
00:30:30,885 --> 00:30:32,420
She likes to play it off
like she didn't know
662
00:30:32,421 --> 00:30:36,128
what she was doing. This
one, shrewd as hell.
663
00:30:36,129 --> 00:30:38,967
Well, a networking event so,
uh, I should go network.
664
00:30:38,968 --> 00:30:41,238
Yeah.
665
00:30:41,239 --> 00:30:43,242
You know, Chad bought a couple
of single-family houses
666
00:30:43,243 --> 00:30:45,848
over on Wallace. Now he
thinks he's Herb Allen.
667
00:30:45,849 --> 00:30:48,152
(CHUCKLES) I didn't know that
Chad invested on his own.
668
00:30:48,153 --> 00:30:49,454
Yeah, when he doesn't have his lips
669
00:30:49,455 --> 00:30:51,191
pressed firmly up against Margo's ass.
670
00:30:51,192 --> 00:30:52,260
(CHUCKLES)
671
00:30:52,261 --> 00:30:53,729
Yeah, I used to have Chad's job.
672
00:30:53,730 --> 00:30:56,468
That was four years of
taking Margo's shit.
673
00:30:56,469 --> 00:30:58,381
It was a better education than Wharton.
674
00:30:59,977 --> 00:31:02,413
Am I supposed to know what Wharton is?
675
00:31:02,414 --> 00:31:05,620
Okay, all right. Where
did you go to school?
676
00:31:05,621 --> 00:31:07,958
- Nowhere you've ever heard of.
- Try me.
677
00:31:07,959 --> 00:31:10,663
Ridgedale High.
678
00:31:10,664 --> 00:31:12,300
I went to Tilden.
679
00:31:12,301 --> 00:31:13,435
You're South Side?
680
00:31:13,436 --> 00:31:14,571
Yeah, born and bred.
681
00:31:14,572 --> 00:31:16,575
My dad used to work construction.
682
00:31:16,576 --> 00:31:17,778
He let me tag along in the summers.
683
00:31:17,779 --> 00:31:19,180
I got the building bug.
684
00:31:19,181 --> 00:31:20,616
And that's actually the
name of my company,
685
00:31:20,617 --> 00:31:22,788
- Building Bug.
- It's cute.
686
00:31:22,789 --> 00:31:25,794
Thank you. Yours?
687
00:31:25,795 --> 00:31:29,034
Oh, I-I don't have a company.
It was a one time thing.
688
00:31:29,035 --> 00:31:32,140
So did you get inside
information on this place?
689
00:31:32,141 --> 00:31:34,946
Like rezoning or something you
knew would jack up the value?
690
00:31:34,947 --> 00:31:36,951
Just right place, right time, you know?
691
00:31:42,661 --> 00:31:44,164
What's taking her so long?
692
00:31:44,165 --> 00:31:45,867
Maybe you didn't notice,
but Fiona and Monica
693
00:31:45,868 --> 00:31:48,874
aren't exactly the same
size. I had to improvise.
694
00:31:56,689 --> 00:31:59,661
You look as beautiful as the
first time you wore that.
695
00:31:59,662 --> 00:32:01,666
Oh, Frank.
696
00:32:06,977 --> 00:32:09,782
Thanks.
697
00:32:09,783 --> 00:32:11,787
I wrote my vows down.
698
00:32:14,392 --> 00:32:18,499
My handsome Frank.
699
00:32:18,500 --> 00:32:22,508
You're my best friend and
the best fuck I ever had.
700
00:32:25,380 --> 00:32:29,154
Today I commit to a new
beginning together.
701
00:32:29,155 --> 00:32:31,993
To leaving the past in the past.
702
00:32:31,994 --> 00:32:35,433
I forgive you for
everything you've done.
703
00:32:35,434 --> 00:32:37,905
For stealing my dad's car
704
00:32:37,906 --> 00:32:40,342
and driving it into Lake Michigan.
705
00:32:40,343 --> 00:32:42,781
For not telling me when you
cut that batch of coke
706
00:32:42,782 --> 00:32:45,119
with just a touch of Drano.
707
00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:48,225
I forgive you for promising
me to that drug dealer
708
00:32:48,226 --> 00:32:50,529
in exchange for crystal meth.
709
00:32:50,530 --> 00:32:53,235
I forgive you for dragging me
three blocks with the car.
710
00:32:53,236 --> 00:32:56,208
Okay, sweetheart, that was an accident.
711
00:32:56,209 --> 00:32:58,011
No, it wasn't, my love.
712
00:32:58,012 --> 00:32:59,380
How was I supposed to know
713
00:32:59,381 --> 00:33:00,750
that your dress was caught in the door?
714
00:33:00,751 --> 00:33:02,687
Because I was screaming!
715
00:33:02,688 --> 00:33:05,226
The radio was blaring Layla, remember?
716
00:33:05,227 --> 00:33:06,661
No, you were getting back at me
717
00:33:06,662 --> 00:33:08,665
for throwing you in front of the El.
718
00:33:08,666 --> 00:33:11,238
If I hadn't climbed off the
tracks, you would've killed me.
719
00:33:11,239 --> 00:33:12,673
Yes, and it serves you right
720
00:33:12,674 --> 00:33:14,210
for fucking that slut with
the cauliflower ears!
721
00:33:14,211 --> 00:33:16,414
I was not fucking her!
722
00:33:16,415 --> 00:33:17,951
- Yes, you did!
- No, I didn't.
723
00:33:17,952 --> 00:33:19,521
Don't fucking lie to me, Frank!
724
00:33:19,522 --> 00:33:22,528
It was a blowjob.
725
00:33:25,100 --> 00:33:27,303
Oh! Frank!
726
00:33:27,304 --> 00:33:32,079
(BOTH GRUNTING)
727
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:35,086
(BOTH YELLING)
728
00:33:39,930 --> 00:33:41,899
Yeah. Thanks for the sugar shock.
729
00:33:41,900 --> 00:33:44,939
Yeah, no problem. See you around.
730
00:33:44,940 --> 00:33:46,976
Hey, what, that's it?
731
00:33:46,977 --> 00:33:49,090
What? No nuggets of wisdom?
732
00:33:50,584 --> 00:33:52,453
Have you tried knitting?
733
00:33:52,454 --> 00:33:54,057
What, knitting?
734
00:33:54,058 --> 00:33:56,228
Yeah. Helped me to have a distraction.
735
00:33:56,229 --> 00:33:58,031
You know, when you stop drinking,
736
00:33:58,032 --> 00:34:00,436
all of a sudden you got all
this free time on your hands.
737
00:34:00,437 --> 00:34:03,408
I tried whittling, but I kept
cutting the shit out of myself.
738
00:34:03,409 --> 00:34:06,047
Oh, so that's your key to staying
sober? Fucking knitting?
739
00:34:06,048 --> 00:34:08,585
(CHUCKLES) Well, I ain't fucking Yoda.
740
00:34:08,586 --> 00:34:12,727
I mean, the only key to staying
sober is not drinking.
741
00:34:12,728 --> 00:34:15,432
Knitting and sugar helped me stay sane.
742
00:34:15,433 --> 00:34:16,903
That and meetings, so
for what it's worth,
743
00:34:16,904 --> 00:34:18,973
you did the first step.
744
00:34:18,974 --> 00:34:22,079
That's what this was? I knew it.
745
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:24,250
Look, man, do the steps,
don't do the steps.
746
00:34:24,251 --> 00:34:27,256
I really don't give a shit. I
ain't your fucking babysitter.
747
00:34:27,257 --> 00:34:28,492
You really want to stop drinking?
748
00:34:28,493 --> 00:34:30,034
I mean, do you really want to?
749
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:33,401
Yes.
750
00:34:35,006 --> 00:34:37,476
Then I hope I see you
at the next meeting.
751
00:34:37,477 --> 00:34:39,481
See ya.
752
00:34:48,132 --> 00:34:50,070
You live here?
753
00:35:06,702 --> 00:35:10,944
(BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY)
754
00:35:10,945 --> 00:35:14,050
Sorry if it's chilly. The
heating's a little spotty.
755
00:35:14,051 --> 00:35:16,187
(BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY)
756
00:35:16,188 --> 00:35:18,793
I bought the building in foreclosure.
757
00:35:18,794 --> 00:35:21,064
I moved in so I could
oversee the remodel,
758
00:35:21,065 --> 00:35:25,039
but... but I never got it started.
759
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:26,842
(CHUCKLES)
760
00:35:26,843 --> 00:35:29,415
(BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY)
761
00:35:31,052 --> 00:35:33,196
Yo, you can start on service.
762
00:35:35,026 --> 00:35:37,396
- I got this.
- Whoo!
763
00:35:37,397 --> 00:35:40,079
Anybody order a hot piece of ass?
764
00:35:40,871 --> 00:35:42,506
Feast your eyes, boys.
765
00:35:42,507 --> 00:35:45,345
You can look, but you can't touch.
766
00:35:45,346 --> 00:35:46,581
Except you. You can touch.
767
00:35:46,582 --> 00:35:48,920
Go on and give it a little slap.
768
00:35:48,921 --> 00:35:50,522
- Yeah.
- Ooh, yeah.
769
00:35:50,523 --> 00:35:52,393
Looks like the drinks
aren't the only things
770
00:35:52,394 --> 00:35:54,398
- that are stiff around here.
- (ALL CHEERING)
771
00:35:57,972 --> 00:36:00,008
My milkshake brings all
the boys to the yard.
772
00:36:00,009 --> 00:36:02,848
- Oh, yeah!
- (ALL CHEERING)
773
00:36:02,849 --> 00:36:03,916
♪ Let the champagne spill ♪
774
00:36:03,917 --> 00:36:06,922
(ALL CHEERING)
775
00:36:12,501 --> 00:36:15,372
♪ Let the champagne spill ♪
776
00:36:22,420 --> 00:36:24,958
Still have to figure out a way
to get across the border.
777
00:36:24,959 --> 00:36:26,127
Could try swimming over.
778
00:36:26,128 --> 00:36:27,429
Never learned how.
779
00:36:27,430 --> 00:36:28,933
Seriously?
780
00:36:28,934 --> 00:36:31,604
Huh.
781
00:36:31,605 --> 00:36:32,941
Or we could try driving.
782
00:36:32,942 --> 00:36:34,243
They probably have my picture posted
783
00:36:34,244 --> 00:36:36,414
all over the border crossing.
784
00:36:36,415 --> 00:36:38,084
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
785
00:36:38,085 --> 00:36:41,263
Gonna need to get some
real money, man. Fuck.
786
00:36:42,427 --> 00:36:43,762
All right.
787
00:36:43,763 --> 00:36:45,800
That bar we passed back there.
788
00:36:45,801 --> 00:36:48,271
- Are you fucking nuts?
- What?
789
00:36:48,272 --> 00:36:50,342
This is Texas. Everybody
here is packing.
790
00:36:50,343 --> 00:36:52,112
You got a better idea how to get cash?
791
00:36:52,113 --> 00:36:55,085
Yeah. The bank.
792
00:36:55,086 --> 00:36:56,588
Oh, check it out.
793
00:36:56,589 --> 00:36:59,595
Ian Gallagher putting
his big boy pants on.
794
00:37:03,603 --> 00:37:07,209
- Oh, Monica, open the door.
- (MONICA) Go away.
795
00:37:07,210 --> 00:37:09,413
You already forgave me
for everything else.
796
00:37:09,414 --> 00:37:11,418
What's one more?
797
00:37:16,963 --> 00:37:18,265
Is it broken?
798
00:37:18,266 --> 00:37:20,270
No.
799
00:37:22,975 --> 00:37:25,106
You didn't hear my vows yet.
800
00:37:28,954 --> 00:37:31,357
I stand here today
801
00:37:31,358 --> 00:37:33,996
because my life is
infinitely better with you,
802
00:37:33,997 --> 00:37:35,867
than without.
803
00:37:35,868 --> 00:37:38,338
You remember the vows
from our first wedding?
804
00:37:38,339 --> 00:37:42,947
I vow to love who you
are and who you become.
805
00:37:42,948 --> 00:37:46,020
I vow to build a family
806
00:37:46,021 --> 00:37:48,793
and to create a loving home with you
807
00:37:48,794 --> 00:37:51,497
filled with laughter and joy.
808
00:37:51,498 --> 00:37:54,805
I vow to be by your side no
matter what comes our way.
809
00:37:54,806 --> 00:37:57,964
Frank and Monica, always.
810
00:37:58,780 --> 00:38:00,449
Like a fairy tale.
811
00:38:00,450 --> 00:38:02,434
Happily ever after.
812
00:38:09,969 --> 00:38:12,782
Be gentle with me. I'm a virgin.
813
00:38:15,046 --> 00:38:18,052
(LAUGHTER)
814
00:38:30,743 --> 00:38:32,898
What are you gonna do with the place?
815
00:38:34,484 --> 00:38:35,752
What, the building?
816
00:38:35,753 --> 00:38:37,106
Uh-huh.
817
00:38:38,592 --> 00:38:40,596
Why?
818
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:43,763
Never mind.
819
00:38:44,939 --> 00:38:46,943
Why?
820
00:38:49,414 --> 00:38:51,017
Well, it's a tiny two-bedroom,
821
00:38:51,018 --> 00:38:52,619
but you could easily make it a big one.
822
00:38:52,620 --> 00:38:53,889
There's lots of couples without kids
823
00:38:53,890 --> 00:38:55,325
that are moving to the South Side.
824
00:38:55,326 --> 00:38:56,694
Is this wall load-bearing?
825
00:38:56,695 --> 00:38:59,166
- Uh, no.
- You could just rip it out.
826
00:38:59,167 --> 00:39:01,671
You could really open
up this space a lot.
827
00:39:01,672 --> 00:39:03,675
Let some light in.
828
00:39:03,676 --> 00:39:05,089
Do you want it?
829
00:39:05,981 --> 00:39:08,437
- Want what?
- The building.
830
00:39:09,175 --> 00:39:11,357
Look, I own two commercial properties.
831
00:39:11,358 --> 00:39:13,061
I would like to get
this one off my hands.
832
00:39:13,062 --> 00:39:14,530
I never should have bought it.
833
00:39:14,531 --> 00:39:17,736
Are... are you serious?
834
00:39:17,737 --> 00:39:20,242
(CHUCKLES) Hearing you talk
about renovating this place
835
00:39:20,243 --> 00:39:22,780
was... was the most excited
that I have seen you...
836
00:39:22,781 --> 00:39:24,450
- That's definitely not true.
- And that includes the time
837
00:39:24,451 --> 00:39:26,521
- that we were having sex.
- Shut up. You were great.
838
00:39:26,522 --> 00:39:29,336
Just don't... don't... just
don't change the subject, okay?
839
00:39:30,964 --> 00:39:33,802
- What's the catch?
- There is no catch.
840
00:39:33,803 --> 00:39:36,607
Look, I'm not giving it
to you for free, okay?
841
00:39:36,608 --> 00:39:38,411
It would just... it would
save me the hassle
842
00:39:38,412 --> 00:39:41,132
of putting the property
back on the market.
843
00:39:43,255 --> 00:39:46,260
I would never do anything
without full inspections.
844
00:39:46,261 --> 00:39:47,496
Absolutely.
845
00:39:47,497 --> 00:39:49,066
Plumbing, electrical, roof, the works.
846
00:39:49,067 --> 00:39:51,585
Yeah, of course. Can you do 350?
847
00:39:54,077 --> 00:39:56,180
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
848
00:39:56,181 --> 00:39:58,651
Yeah, I could probably get
a loan for that much.
849
00:39:58,652 --> 00:40:00,422
- Good.
- But the building's not worth
850
00:40:00,423 --> 00:40:01,671
more than 250.
851
00:40:17,858 --> 00:40:19,794
Put the mask away.
852
00:40:19,795 --> 00:40:21,799
You're already on camera.
853
00:40:24,004 --> 00:40:25,840
Fuck.
854
00:40:25,841 --> 00:40:27,142
All right, look, you cover rent-a-cop.
855
00:40:27,143 --> 00:40:28,678
I'll go get the money.
856
00:40:28,679 --> 00:40:30,215
I'll handle the teller.
857
00:40:30,216 --> 00:40:33,021
All right, we do this my way. No guns.
858
00:40:33,022 --> 00:40:35,893
All right, Dillinger,
let's see what you got.
859
00:40:35,894 --> 00:40:37,729
Hey, tell her if she puts
a dye pack in the money,
860
00:40:37,730 --> 00:40:39,734
we'll find her house
and chop up her kids.
861
00:40:47,717 --> 00:40:50,488
Hi, my name's Brianna.
How's your day so far?
862
00:40:50,489 --> 00:40:52,493
Just read the note.
863
00:40:57,370 --> 00:40:58,839
You want this in cash?
864
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:00,375
No, we want you to pick out
fucking stocks for us.
865
00:41:00,376 --> 00:41:03,314
Move your ass.
866
00:41:03,315 --> 00:41:05,066
Swipe your card, please.
867
00:41:07,923 --> 00:41:09,767
What the fuck?
868
00:41:10,864 --> 00:41:12,532
Just be a few moments, sir.
869
00:41:13,405 --> 00:41:15,572
You didn't think I was actually
going to rob the place.
870
00:41:15,573 --> 00:41:17,743
I have a savings account.
871
00:41:17,744 --> 00:41:19,279
You got a bank account?
872
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:21,290
Been working for a year.
873
00:41:22,186 --> 00:41:24,389
This is all the money in
your account, Mr. Gallagher.
874
00:41:24,935 --> 00:41:26,394
Are you sure you want to close it?
875
00:41:33,142 --> 00:41:34,743
Yeah.
876
00:41:34,744 --> 00:41:36,816
All of it.
877
00:41:42,895 --> 00:41:45,765
- Yeah!
- (LAUGHING)
878
00:41:45,766 --> 00:41:48,939
That's wonderful! What... what a sound.
879
00:41:48,940 --> 00:41:50,708
Best sound in the world.
880
00:41:50,709 --> 00:41:52,712
No, thank you.
881
00:41:52,713 --> 00:41:55,718
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
882
00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:58,725
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
883
00:42:00,931 --> 00:42:02,800
Hey, um, thought you should know
884
00:42:02,801 --> 00:42:04,703
your old lady's downstairs
eating cat food.
885
00:42:04,704 --> 00:42:06,708
(SIGHS)
886
00:42:08,947 --> 00:42:10,951
Are you drinking?
887
00:42:14,057 --> 00:42:15,993
Yarn?
888
00:42:15,994 --> 00:42:18,832
Yeah, I'm taking up knitting.
889
00:42:18,833 --> 00:42:20,837
All right.
890
00:42:23,242 --> 00:42:26,080
Etta, there is a fridge
891
00:42:26,081 --> 00:42:28,684
full of human food right here.
892
00:42:28,685 --> 00:42:30,789
- Debs.
- Perfect timing!
893
00:42:30,790 --> 00:42:32,860
- We're about to do the toast.
- Debs, you're supposed to be
894
00:42:32,861 --> 00:42:34,831
- watching Etta.
- She didn't leave the kitchen.
895
00:42:34,832 --> 00:42:37,168
- Fi, here.
- Oh.
896
00:42:37,169 --> 00:42:39,006
Fiona, please.
897
00:42:39,007 --> 00:42:41,043
Will you turn down the music
so I can get some work done?
898
00:42:41,044 --> 00:42:42,612
Yeah.
899
00:42:42,613 --> 00:42:44,683
You too, my son. Come, join the family.
900
00:42:44,684 --> 00:42:46,453
- None for me.
- A toast.
901
00:42:46,454 --> 00:42:48,291
He's getting sober, Frank.
902
00:42:48,292 --> 00:42:49,693
One glass.
903
00:42:49,694 --> 00:42:51,664
Do you know the meaning
of the word "sober"?
904
00:42:51,665 --> 00:42:53,267
What am I saying? Of course not.
905
00:42:53,268 --> 00:42:55,305
I'll take his.
906
00:42:55,306 --> 00:42:57,442
You can toast with coffee. Right, Lip?
907
00:42:57,443 --> 00:42:59,781
- Uh, sure.
- Okay, here's one
908
00:42:59,782 --> 00:43:02,185
for my beautiful red-headed daughter,
909
00:43:02,186 --> 00:43:04,256
and one for my beautiful dark son.
910
00:43:04,257 --> 00:43:06,760
- No! Okay.
- I'll take his.
911
00:43:06,761 --> 00:43:10,168
All right, who wants to
give the first toast?
912
00:43:10,169 --> 00:43:12,305
Stand up. Get up, get up. Come on.
913
00:43:12,306 --> 00:43:14,310
Who's doing the first one?
914
00:43:18,685 --> 00:43:20,221
I'll do it. I'll do it.
915
00:43:20,222 --> 00:43:21,825
All right.
916
00:43:21,826 --> 00:43:23,461
What can I say about Frank and Monica
917
00:43:23,462 --> 00:43:26,066
that hasn't already been said?
918
00:43:26,067 --> 00:43:28,738
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
919
00:43:38,191 --> 00:43:40,762
You deserve each other.
920
00:43:40,763 --> 00:43:42,382
Aww.
921
00:43:43,903 --> 00:43:45,873
(ALL) Here, here!
922
00:43:45,874 --> 00:43:47,878
- Thank you.
- Here, here.
923
00:43:49,414 --> 00:43:52,353
(ALL CHEERING)
924
00:44:03,675 --> 00:44:06,046
Thanks, guys, but I got to take a break.
925
00:44:06,047 --> 00:44:08,051
ALL: Aww.
926
00:44:11,157 --> 00:44:13,027
The job is yours.
927
00:44:13,028 --> 00:44:14,831
Oh, thanks, but I don't know
how much my body can hold up.
928
00:44:14,832 --> 00:44:18,037
I know another way for
you to make some cash.
929
00:44:18,038 --> 00:44:19,606
You comfortable with a handjob?
930
00:44:19,607 --> 00:44:20,943
Definitely.
931
00:44:20,944 --> 00:44:22,948
Wait, from who?
932
00:44:25,686 --> 00:44:27,288
No way.
933
00:44:27,289 --> 00:44:29,693
All you gotta do is stand
there with your eyes closed.
934
00:44:29,694 --> 00:44:31,130
- Not happening.
- Come on.
935
00:44:31,131 --> 00:44:32,565
What's the difference? A hand's a hand.
936
00:44:32,566 --> 00:44:34,236
Not when it's attached to a dude.
937
00:44:34,237 --> 00:44:37,542
The bidding is up to half a grand.
938
00:44:37,543 --> 00:44:40,782
You did an auction?
That is so messed up.
939
00:44:40,783 --> 00:44:42,218
How much did you say again?
940
00:44:42,219 --> 00:44:44,223
$500.
941
00:44:48,765 --> 00:44:50,334
Ooh.
942
00:44:50,335 --> 00:44:52,739
- Ooh, you're good.
- (GIGGLES)
943
00:44:52,740 --> 00:44:54,543
(LAUGHS)
944
00:44:54,544 --> 00:44:57,549
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
945
00:45:00,756 --> 00:45:04,236
I know you're really trying
to get your shit together.
946
00:45:05,432 --> 00:45:07,479
And I know it's not easy.
947
00:45:12,079 --> 00:45:14,083
So what were you working on upstairs?
948
00:45:16,956 --> 00:45:18,792
Considering a purchase.
949
00:45:18,793 --> 00:45:21,798
What is it this time? A
Gulfstream or a Learjet?
950
00:45:21,799 --> 00:45:25,171
(CHUCKLES) Apartment building.
951
00:45:25,172 --> 00:45:26,774
I was joking.
952
00:45:26,775 --> 00:45:29,145
I'm doing my due diligence.
953
00:45:29,146 --> 00:45:31,676
Making sure it's a smart investment.
954
00:45:34,966 --> 00:45:37,338
And waiting for you
to tear me a new one.
955
00:45:38,664 --> 00:45:41,531
It's no crazier than you
buying the laundromat.
956
00:45:42,172 --> 00:45:44,447
You know, and you pulled that off.
957
00:45:45,351 --> 00:45:47,382
I really didn't think you could.
958
00:45:47,650 --> 00:45:49,631
But you did.
959
00:45:51,763 --> 00:45:53,969
Was that supposed to be a compliment?
960
00:45:55,465 --> 00:45:57,469
I was wrong.
961
00:45:59,607 --> 00:46:01,611
About the laundromat.
962
00:46:04,250 --> 00:46:05,611
About you.
963
00:46:06,287 --> 00:46:09,994
(LAUGHS) Never thought I'd
hear you say those words.
964
00:46:09,995 --> 00:46:12,216
Are you feeling okay?
965
00:46:13,278 --> 00:46:15,261
Honestly, I feel a little bit weird.
966
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:17,675
Uh, me too.
967
00:46:17,676 --> 00:46:19,680
Now I feel kinda like I'm rolling.
968
00:46:24,858 --> 00:46:27,729
- Fuck.
- You spike our fucking drinks?
969
00:46:27,730 --> 00:46:29,466
Yeah. With Molly. It's a party.
970
00:46:29,467 --> 00:46:30,802
This is how you help me stay sober?
971
00:46:30,803 --> 00:46:32,305
She was acting in your best interest.
972
00:46:32,306 --> 00:46:34,209
I don't know why I'm even surprised.
973
00:46:34,210 --> 00:46:35,644
I'm surprised. I mean, since when
974
00:46:35,645 --> 00:46:37,548
have they ever shared their drugs?
975
00:46:37,549 --> 00:46:39,085
(LAUGHTER)
976
00:46:39,086 --> 00:46:40,856
- Come on, Lip, dance with me.
- No.
977
00:46:40,857 --> 00:46:42,158
- Go.
- Come on, dance with me.
978
00:46:42,159 --> 00:46:43,660
- No.
- Come on, yes.
979
00:46:43,661 --> 00:46:44,562
There's nothing we can do about it now.
980
00:46:44,563 --> 00:46:46,066
- There you go.
- Dance!
981
00:46:46,067 --> 00:46:47,769
All right, all right,
all right, all right.
982
00:46:47,770 --> 00:46:49,439
- Speed it up, speed it up.
- No, no, no, no, please.
983
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:52,378
Please, take the stick out
of your ass for one night.
984
00:46:54,617 --> 00:46:55,684
(VOLUME INCREASES)
985
00:46:55,685 --> 00:46:57,555
♪ Spirit in the sky ♪
986
00:46:57,556 --> 00:47:00,494
♪ That's where I'm gonna go when I die ♪
987
00:47:00,495 --> 00:47:03,233
♪ When I die and they lay me to rest ♪
988
00:47:03,234 --> 00:47:08,244
♪ I'm gonna go to the
place that's the best ♪
989
00:47:17,763 --> 00:47:19,767
Pass me another.
990
00:47:24,743 --> 00:47:27,215
Ow. The fuck was that for?
991
00:47:27,216 --> 00:47:29,220
You never fucking visited me.
992
00:47:33,628 --> 00:47:36,147
It was hard seeing you...
993
00:47:37,402 --> 00:47:39,406
through that glass.
994
00:47:46,922 --> 00:47:50,282
Better get moving if we want to
get to the border by morning.
995
00:47:50,830 --> 00:47:53,500
Doesn't really matter when we get there.
996
00:47:53,501 --> 00:47:56,507
As long as we keep border
patrol from recognizing me.
997
00:47:58,611 --> 00:48:00,514
Having second thoughts?
998
00:48:00,515 --> 00:48:02,015
Fuck no.
999
00:48:03,021 --> 00:48:05,442
What am I leaving behind? My family?
1000
00:48:06,427 --> 00:48:08,463
Who cares I never see
those shitheads again.
1001
00:48:08,464 --> 00:48:10,907
You had my back more than they ever did.
1002
00:48:22,593 --> 00:48:25,564
Hey, you ever think back in the day
1003
00:48:25,565 --> 00:48:27,498
this is where we'd be?
1004
00:48:28,738 --> 00:48:31,083
You running from the Feds?
1005
00:48:32,179 --> 00:48:34,482
Yeah, I could have predicted that shit.
1006
00:48:34,483 --> 00:48:36,487
(CHUCKLES)
1007
00:48:43,434 --> 00:48:45,578
You ever think about me?
1008
00:48:46,507 --> 00:48:48,511
When I was in the joint?
1009
00:48:52,152 --> 00:48:54,156
A lot.
1010
00:48:59,299 --> 00:49:01,303
Fuck, I missed you.
1011
00:49:10,522 --> 00:49:13,093
Frankie, I have an idea
1012
00:49:13,094 --> 00:49:15,330
about how I can leave
something for the kids.
1013
00:49:15,331 --> 00:49:17,034
But I've been holding back on it
1014
00:49:17,035 --> 00:49:20,809
because it's kind of, uh, well,
probably pretty dangerous.
1015
00:49:20,810 --> 00:49:21,977
How dangerous?
1016
00:49:21,978 --> 00:49:24,615
DEA dangerous.
1017
00:49:24,616 --> 00:49:27,989
But we gotta do something for 'em.
1018
00:49:27,990 --> 00:49:31,129
I mean, look at 'em.
1019
00:49:31,130 --> 00:49:33,734
Can you believe it?
1020
00:49:33,735 --> 00:49:36,907
- Yeah.
- We did good, Frankie.
1021
00:49:36,908 --> 00:49:39,913
- We did.
- That we did.
1022
00:49:39,914 --> 00:49:42,819
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
1023
00:49:42,820 --> 00:49:45,390
♪ With a love like that ♪
1024
00:49:45,391 --> 00:49:49,165
♪ There's nothing I can do ♪
1025
00:49:49,166 --> 00:49:52,072
(PHONE VIBRATING)
1026
00:49:53,374 --> 00:49:55,378
Who is this?
1027
00:49:57,749 --> 00:50:01,236
Hi, yeah. How long will it
take you to get a room ready?
1028
00:50:02,592 --> 00:50:05,597
S-sure. We can be there this morning.
1029
00:50:05,598 --> 00:50:07,602
Okay.
1030
00:50:19,326 --> 00:50:21,262
Now you pull the knot tight,
1031
00:50:21,263 --> 00:50:23,667
and... but you leave
a loop over the top.
1032
00:50:23,668 --> 00:50:25,672
Oh, okay. I got it.
1033
00:50:27,977 --> 00:50:29,612
It's time to go, Etta.
1034
00:50:29,613 --> 00:50:31,917
Where?
1035
00:50:31,918 --> 00:50:33,922
Home.
1036
00:50:43,809 --> 00:50:47,281
(GROANS) Baby, I gotta lie down.
1037
00:50:47,282 --> 00:50:48,550
Oh, not yet.
1038
00:50:48,551 --> 00:50:51,456
Ugh.
1039
00:50:51,457 --> 00:50:53,326
Whoa.
1040
00:50:53,327 --> 00:50:56,800
(CHUCKLES) Heard somebody
got his balls back.
1041
00:50:56,801 --> 00:50:58,805
I wanted to see for myself.
1042
00:51:03,681 --> 00:51:05,463
Oh.
1043
00:51:06,153 --> 00:51:08,453
Yeah, baby, that's awesome.
1044
00:51:12,365 --> 00:51:14,201
Hey, what do you think about
me getting jerked off
1045
00:51:14,202 --> 00:51:16,724
by some dude for 500 bucks?
1046
00:51:24,356 --> 00:51:27,529
Just play it cool. We're
going on vacation.
1047
00:51:28,064 --> 00:51:30,068
Fuck. You see my stubble?
1048
00:51:33,842 --> 00:51:36,045
If they stop us, my name's still Mickey.
1049
00:51:36,046 --> 00:51:37,886
Chicks are called Mickey, right?
1050
00:51:41,190 --> 00:51:43,326
(EXHALES SHARPLY) All right.
1051
00:51:43,327 --> 00:51:45,331
You're driving.
1052
00:51:49,774 --> 00:51:52,311
What's the matter with you?
1053
00:51:52,312 --> 00:51:54,316
Let's go.
1054
00:51:56,620 --> 00:51:58,624
I can't.
1055
00:52:01,030 --> 00:52:02,564
You can.
1056
00:52:02,565 --> 00:52:05,571
Get behind the wheel.
Drive the damn car.
1057
00:52:09,479 --> 00:52:12,217
Hey, we're one step
from the finish line.
1058
00:52:12,951 --> 00:52:15,390
What the fuck is that? I don't
want your fucking money.
1059
00:52:15,993 --> 00:52:17,997
I want you to come with me.
1060
00:52:27,282 --> 00:52:29,218
Don't do this.
1061
00:52:29,219 --> 00:52:32,224
- I love you.
- Then get in the fucking car.
1062
00:52:32,225 --> 00:52:34,229
It's not... This isn't me anymore.
1063
00:52:37,268 --> 00:52:39,032
I'm sorry.
1064
00:52:40,809 --> 00:52:42,813
That's it, huh?
1065
00:53:14,543 --> 00:53:16,547
Fuck you, Gallagher.
1066
00:53:28,972 --> 00:53:30,976
(CAR ENGINE STARTS)
1067
00:53:51,049 --> 00:53:54,488
Fuck. Epic party.
1068
00:53:54,489 --> 00:53:57,495
No reason not to keep it going.
1069
00:53:59,666 --> 00:54:01,670
Wakey wakey.
1070
00:54:05,779 --> 00:54:07,783
Wakey wake.
1071
00:54:09,820 --> 00:54:11,824
Wakey wake.
1072
00:54:14,129 --> 00:54:16,632
Mon?
1073
00:54:16,633 --> 00:54:18,637
Monica? Monica?
1074
00:54:21,677 --> 00:54:23,847
Come on, sweetheart. Come on.
1075
00:54:23,848 --> 00:54:26,319
Come on, open your eyes. Come on!
1076
00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:29,325
(TENSE MUSIC)
1077
00:54:41,383 --> 00:54:45,590
♪ When the moon is rising ♪
1078
00:54:45,591 --> 00:54:49,031
♪ And looking on me ♪
1079
00:54:49,032 --> 00:54:51,035
♪ When the night comes ♪
1080
00:54:51,036 --> 00:54:55,210
♪ The night is looking on me ♪
1081
00:54:55,211 --> 00:54:58,951
♪ I say, yeah, I ain't the one ♪
1082
00:54:58,952 --> 00:55:03,559
♪ I say, I ain't the one ♪
1083
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:08,069
♪ I ain't the one that
you're looking for, love ♪
1084
00:55:08,070 --> 00:55:11,977
♪ Mmm ♪
1085
00:55:13,147 --> 00:55:16,585
♪ I ain't the one ♪
1086
00:55:16,586 --> 00:55:19,758
♪ I ain't the one ♪
1087
00:55:19,759 --> 00:55:23,733
♪ So now I'm leaving it all behind me ♪
1088
00:55:34,927 --> 00:55:40,196
Sync and corrections by btsix
www.addic7ed.com
1089
00:55:40,468 --> 00:55:43,638
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
1090
00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:46,697
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
1090
00:55:47,305 --> 00:55:53,212
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